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/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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General Lee was named after a car edition
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Weird, i was reading this article where that comes up in the first paragraph:
https://www.abbevilleinstitute.org/review/hank-williams-and-the-elusive-redneck/
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Tomorrow is "World No Tobacco Day" which is very yankee and queer.
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>>75485269
I read that earlier today
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>>75485455
Did you ever find weed
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>>75485467
nay, i had a tiny bit and a friend i had over had a tiny bit so we had enough for a bowl

but but past that im drunk as shit

found out a qt chick he and i knew is slutting it up in spain, and took the commiepill, and god help her, she even shaved the side of her head and dyed the rest fucking blue
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>>75485535
You should mercy kill her when she gets back. Make sure she doesn't breed because sometimes they have a crisis of conscience at the abortion clinic and decide to raise their half white commie spawn
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>>75485307
I suppose the idea is to promote the message that smoking often leads to lung cancer, but the name is really ignorant of the fact that there are other ways of consuming it (e.g. dip, snus) that don't cause cancer.
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>>75485584
>that don't cause cancer
bullshit, I've seen it happen
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>>75485572
its disappointing but she was cute enough to be treated well by everyone she ever met to the extent she'd believe communism is feasible, if that works

she's always had unrealistic as fuck expectations and, i fucking hate to use this term, betas giving her rent and utility money when she needed it

so spain is basically grad school for her entitlement, she's slender, tall, was blonde, and has huge tits

she's set for spaniards
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>>75485617
Small correction: there's conflicting evidence for whether or not snus and dip cause cancer.

>In a comprehensive review of all reports from previous years, one study noted "The use of moist snuff and chewing tobacco imposes minimal risks for cancers of the oral cavity and other upper respiratory sites, with relative risks ranging from 0.6 to 1.7." SEER, the Surveillance Epidemiology and End Results program of the National Cancer Institute, noted in 2012 that there were 3.6 cases of oral cancer among 100,000 smokeless tobacco users each year, the same rate seen in non-exposed men.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dipping_tobacco#Long-term_effects)

>A study of almost 10,000 Swedish, male construction workers published in the International Journal of Cancer in 2008 found a statistically significant increase in the incidence of the combined category of oral and pharyngeal cancer among daily users of snus. Another study reports 16 cases of Oral cancer among snus users. Other studies and opinion pieces in renowned journals, such as the British Medical Journal and The Lancet, do not confirm any correlation between snus usage and oral cancer, but one study suggests a probable increased risk of pancreatic cancer as a result of snus use.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snus#Health_consequences)
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>>75485672
Why did the boomers feel the need to destroy the West
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>>75485731
Every drug has their consequences. I'm just a bit leery of anti-tobacco campaigns since a) I come from a tobacco growing family; b) tobacco, unlike pot or LSD or whatever, does not affect ones moral or spiritual health; c) I have the suspicion such campaigns have helped to lead to a growth in the popularity of the weed meme.
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Tobacco usage implies a weakness of character and a lack of self control
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>>75485842
because it felt good
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>>75484846
Well so was Lincoln
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>>75485842
Cash money
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Why is the Confederacy the comfiest place in North America (besides Old Québec, of course)?
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>Eight years ago [in the year 1532] at Dessau, I, Dr. Martin Luther, saw and touched a changeling. It was twelve years old, and from its eyes and the fact that it had all of its senses, one could have thought that it was a real child. It did nothing but eat; in fact, it ate enough for any four peasants or threshers. It ate, shit, and pissed, and whenever someone touched it, it cried. When bad things happened in the house, it laughed and was happy; but when things went well, it cried. It had these two virtues. I said to the Princes of Anhalt: “If I were the prince or the ruler here, I would throw this child into the water–into the Molda that flows by Dessau. I would dare commit homicidium on him!” But the Elector of Saxony, who was with me at Dessau, and the Princes of Anhalt did not want to follow my advice. Therefore, I said: “Then you should have all Christians repeat the Lord’s Prayer in church that God may exorcise the devil.” They did this daily at Dessau, and the changeling child died in the following year…. Such a changeling child is only a piece of flesh, a massa carnis, because it has no soul.

t. Martin Luther
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>>75486626
There was lots of weird shit going on at that time.
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>>75486561
Conservative, agrarian societies are inherently /comfy/.
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My spurs are fucked lads wagecuckery is not easy!
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Puerto Rico and U. S. Virgin Islands are honorary /dixie/
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My wacky neighbor is fucking firing his .44 at 12Am. He does this every dang Monday.
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>>75484846
>when you don't include thread tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5xdgYLuFCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKMTu1GDi_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HeZtFH1Trg
also just for fun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6jSqt39vFM&t=104s
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>>75487265
Didn't the entire Puerto Rico pretty much just go bankrupt?

>>75487424
Don't forget some of this stuff, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikxnz2NIdxI
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Update to >>75481899 for those of y'all who want to know:
- I didn't piss myself.
- I felt pretty prepared, didn't trip over my words.
- It's not a yes or a no, it's a "we've spent months looking for decent translators and you and one other guy are the two best we could find, we'd like you both to make some revisions to your translations before we pick to make sure you can nail the tone of the original".

For a short project this wouldn't all be worth it, but it's a big book and the author says it's going to be a trilogy and she don't want to switch translators. If I get it, I get all three books. Worth?

>>75489398
I love this image every time I see it.
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>>75491348
sounds worth
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>>75491348
For sure, hope ya get it
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heh
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>>75493702
Lel, he's just gonna play along with it now. I like that.
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>>75493702
I love how fucking angry this tweet made people, just look at the replies.
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>>75496360
>70 year old man fucks up while typing
>everyone loses their minds
getting tired of this
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>>75497762
I wish I could have worried this much about Dubya when I was still playing with legos

fuck drumpf. And fuck whypipo
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weed?
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>>75489398
>I use the second one when I talk to American tourists
Holy taters, ya'll.
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>>75499987
Why?
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>>75500051
Rolls of the tongue. English is not our first language and our harsh accent is an obstacle in English mellowness, so it turns either too harsh (considered amateurish) or too mellow (considered overcompensating)

I've been told I sound like an Irishman...
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>>75500324
>I've been told I sound like an Irishman...
lel

Do you get many American tourists there?
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>>75500511
I'm having a hard time differentiating your people among the crowd, unless they have specific physical features (overly fair or dark for example, or tacky clothing, though those can be the Dutch as well). Only through speech. Many? I don't know, but it's not hard to encounter them since they're the main "sunshine" besides the obvious one...Loud, cheery, inquisitive, cordial in their stance and approach. We get more southerners though, I don't know why. It's easier to hear a southern American accent here
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>>75500658
>We get more southerners though, I don't know why.
weird
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>>75500856
>weird
The best kind of Americans. We get African Americans too. So far, they've met with a "racial shock". Possibly because African Americans have a singular image of "white people". I can't explain it properly. I danced with a black girl and afterwards, she told me we're "like a tall version of Latinos". Surely they thought "white people" eath cheese on the go, wear flip flops with socks and can't dance for shit. They've not seen the rhythm of the Balkan man
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>>75497762
And this is why fathers need to spend time with their children
Women are dumb.
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Catastrophic climate change is a meme
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>>75501208
>Surely they thought "white people" eath cheese on the go, wear flip flops with socks and can't dance for shit.
the influence of the eternal Kraut strikes again
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>>75503120
really activates your almonds huh?
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>>75503120
I don't really know if I'm with Blompf on this one desu. Even it is a meme we don't really lose anything by trying to address it, pollution is a bad thing either way.

that said it shouldn't be a priority over American industry
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>>75503591
The Paris agreement doesn't do anything, the most optimistic UN projections say that it would put off warming by 4 years. 90% of the reductions are put off until after the agreement expires
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>>75503740
yeah I'm aware, it seems like environmental virtue signalling more than anything else. I just meant his stance on climate change in general, that and the anti-vaxing stuff he used to shitpost is really the only issue I have with him.
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T-Texas mentioned
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>>75503879
Honestly if he would just sell things like nuclear plants and CNG/electric cars as national security measures then he could probably get 75% of Congress to support it

the anti vax shit is stupid tho
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reminder that the term "melting pot" in reference to the United States is a meme originating from the early 20th century and has no basis in the founders' vision
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>>75503997
My family has assimilated ;_;
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>>75504566
>ass-imilated
of course
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>>75503997
It was also coined by a Jew living in London who wasn't even a US citizen
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MENTIONED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di0PFJnwL0I
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>>75485934
Yeah guys, fuck public health awareness. Take your cancer sticks and shove them up your ass. You fucks that stand in front of stores and smoke are the bane of my existence.
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>>75505488
>millennial problems
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Worrying about the public good is a socialist tendency and it needs to be stamped out
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>>75485731
Ignoring whether or not it causes cancer, dip is still really shitty for your mouth. A cigar every now and then is probably the best way to go when it comes to consuming tobacco.
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all
y'all
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>taxes

>>75505943
>Worrying about the public good
Only losers do this, just because you suck at life doesnt mean everyone does as well
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Dixies are our lads
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>>75507429
The French are our eternal allies
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>>75505943
>>75507402
Great posts
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>the norwegian ameriboo
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>>75508166
>Mexican literacy
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>>75508323
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheridan,_Arkansas
>In March 2014, Sheridan High School principal Rodney Williams ordered the removal of student profiles from the student yearbook, rather than publish one of an openly gay student.
What have your officials done to combat Jewry
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>>75511300
A
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>tfw they don't make movies like Labyrinth anymore
I just want movies to be magical again...
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>>75516126
Should have the clap emoji after every word
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ded
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>>75518458
only for a little while :)
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>>75508105
…what is this, a bean-shaped bowl of tiny spiders?
>>75516126
>turning it into a Minions thing
Is nothing sacred anymore? Fuck.
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>>75519211
>spiders

ticks senpai
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>>75519308
Oh, that makes more sense. They still have eight legs.
I've never been bitten by one, but fuck ticks.
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What is the south's fascination with civil era leaders and the confederacy in general? You guys fucking lost, why are you clamoring to preserve memorials of racist ancient relics that failed at doing anything noteworthy?
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>>75519348
theyre arachnids too
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>>75519365
>What is the south's fascination with civil era leaders and the confederacy in general?

you aren't even trying

even shermanposters put in more effort ffs
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>>75519421
trying what?
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>>75519365
Because America's history is one of rebellion against tyrannical and overbearring governments. The Confederacy is the personification of that for Southerners

Some of the leaders were honorable men and that's why we venerate them
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>>75519365
FOY
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Heard y'all were talking shit.
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reminder that the feds have been researching remotely crashing automobiles for years now
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>>75520412
reminder that the cia has perfected a method of using mobile "execution vans" to do their dirty work in
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just smoked out a coworker and gave him a stoned lecture on how Julius Caesar conquered Gaul, in particular the siege of Alesia

dude wants to hear the rest of how he took his legion and went back and took rome for himself tomorrow at work
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>>75522459
>weed
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>>75522981
>he doesn't partake of the Carthaginian hashish
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>>75523036
wrong gif kek
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>>75523059
lel

Why were you talking about Caesar's conquest of Gaul?
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>>75523127
we were watching one of the shows where a chef gets paid to go on vacation around the world and get drunk and eat the local food

there were some pretty well preserved roman ruins in libya that got shown and we got talking about how spread out rome was
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>>75523214
>we got talking about how spread out rome was
I miss her ;_;
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>>75523258
>GERM'D

they had as good a run as the celts did

the germanics did well for a few hundred years too
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>>75523343
It's too bad the Byzantines were such incompetent fuckups
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>>75523361
too cultured, not militant enough

some of the best architecture of all fucking time though
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you hill fucks should join our irc

we are a dying breed
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>>75523631
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It's soccer time /dixie/
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>>75523867
>povertyball
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>>75523867
I'll watch some World Cup matches usually but I don't really follow it outside of that. I'm a baseball guy.
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>>75497762
>Caesar
>Bad
Gaius, unlike Donald, knew what he was doing.
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Wonder what it must have been like to be the SiciliANO pirates who captures Caesar
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>>75484846
evenin' /Dixie/
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>>75524883
evening
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>>75524883
Good evening
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>>75524883
>>75524944
>>75524946
Seems like suddenly everybody and their mother's here, hah. What're y'all up to?
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>>75524991
>no one posts for a while
>I don't post because no one is posting
>other people don't post because no one is posting
It's a vicious cycle
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>>75525031
>>75524991
im always lurking

or im at work
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>>75525071
You don't post tho
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>>75525090
thats fair

i always bump when i can tho

its as you said >>75525031 honestly
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I fucking hate cucumbers
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>>75525171
same

the smell as well

makes me think of cheap sluts whose rooms smell like that shit

>some guatamalan posted an amerindian rap in another thread

its not bad, its interesting to listen to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d24AI2swKu4&feature=youtu.be
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>>75525215
>amerindian rap
I'm not even opening that
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>>75525236
in an amerindian language, it sounds interesting to hear the guy rhyme things
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>>75525281
Reminds me of the Russian rap that used to be posted on /int/
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>>75525333
>russian rap

i gotchu senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcPKbxADKr4
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>>75525361
>tfw I'll never speak Russian
>tfw I'll never get to talk with the depressed slavshits on /int/ in their native tongue
Feels bad man

Too bad I'm not as autistic as Penman
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>>75525398
penman has productive autism

we're as autistic as him since we're shitposting on our lost cause general on a congolese bongogram forum, but our autism is not productive
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>>75525458
>tfw so financially secure that I spend all of my time bitching about things that happened a century and a half ago to people who don't care
The west was a mistake
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>>75525508
its a shame we were born at the end of it

it was magnificent during colonialism
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Goodnight buds
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>>75525741
g'night
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>>75525741
Good morning to you too bud
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>>75525805
if it isnt our best ally
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Im still waiting for the prologue script
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I read erotica and got off on it. Am I secretly a woman?
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>>75525855
Same, i enjoy reading some erotica before waking the little guy up


It means you need a gf
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Remember me, Dixie?
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>>75524991
watching world history videos...nearly finished.
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>>75525849
yeah ive been thinking about it but i havent written anything down

ill get an intro with the two meeting written up in the next few days, prolly wont be tomorrow (i close at work and have some stuff after) but ill get something before the weekend probably

theyre gonna meet as mehmet gets seperated from his comrades and is fleeing some enemy soldiers, i think im gonna go with your suggestion of him being in the balkan wars in the greek campaign

which takes out him being a janissary because they were abolished by then apparently
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>>75526065
Yeah they were.
You can make him a conscripted ex-janissary if you like, which would work cause the end era janissaries were thugs/mafia rather than actual soldiers.
Ill try to write a short prologue story aswell so we can compare the two.(after im done with the finals this week)
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>>75526115
sounds good

i gotta go to sleep now

have a good one turkbro
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>>75525147
>i always bump when i can tho
Same, that's what I made those neat calligraphy pictures for.

In other news, a girl I'm Facebook friends with posted this today: https://wearyourvoicemag.com/identities/race/ten-ways-white-people-can-stop-annoying-people-color-social-media
I unfollowed her a long time ago but I check her page every once in a while just to see what new crazy shit she's got.
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Yuropeen news broadcasting is a fucking joke

>>75526211
>.../identities/race/...
Ruh roh
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Woah there, page 8.
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Reminder that turkey is /dixie/'s long lost cousin
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>>75526211
Me writing the article
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*annoys a person of color*
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>>75534281
Meh, that sort of rhetoric has gotten to be alarmingly common nowadays. A lot of it is geared toward well-intentioned people too, it boils down to "how dare you try to be nice to me, as a white male you will be nice to me the way I tell you to or not at all" which is really off-putting, they shoot themselves in the foot when they do that.
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>>75534855
I can't imagine how these people have any sort of social life at all, honestly, I've only ever encountered like two in my life.
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>>75535321
There come to my uni and bitch in front of the student center sometimes
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>>75535321
Most of their friends think the same way they do. The comments on this girl's posts (the one who linked the article) are all more of the same shit / shouting down anybody who dares to disagree. That's why I unfollowed her, I had a metric fuckton of SJW wrath directed at me for disagreeing with one of em.

Funny thing is, she's the one who added me, not the other way around. We had a class together and found we had a couple other common interests, I think she might have been considering hitting on me at some point.

>>75535463
Universities have somehow turned into breeding grounds for people who put conditions on being rational, civil people: "free speech is great unless it offends me", "I'm the most tolerant person you'll ever meet unless you hold any of views on this list", etc.
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>>75536015
>free speech is great unless it offends me
That's the only time it matters
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T-turxie!
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>>75537709
ew
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>grits n eggs for breakfast
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>>75538740
Nice
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>>75538796
i work from 1030 to 7

gonna be a long day
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>>75538869
That sucks. idk what I'm going to do today
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>>75538915
you're gonna sit around and shitpost
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>>75538961
Maybe. Might do something with the bf but I don't know what yet
>>
>>75520318
>the south rises again
>Willy T. Sherman bursts from his grave, dusts off, and gets to work
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>>75539003
idk if we'll be busy or slow

its supposed to storm like fuck the next few days so its kinda up in the air if folks are gonna rush to get garden projects done of if theyre gonna just wait til after the storms stop
>>
>>75539086
Isn't it just for this weekend?
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>>75539136
ws supposed to be friday through sunday

hope it comes through, id like to get out of some work
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>>75539206
That would be pretty great
>>
Want to visit France someday
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>>75539592
Boring tbqh
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>>75539825
French cities aren't French anymore, I'm not visiting them
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see you in 8 hours /dixie/
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>>75540492
Have fun at work lmoa
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Treating myself to some hingel lads
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Cuntway im on my phone right now and cant use autismflags but this better not be you i swear to god
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Born in Commiefornia, lived in Dixie most of my life including Florida (current), Texas, and Tennessee. My whole Dad's family is southern born, my greatx4 grandfather died in 1862 and my dad always telling me about our old family plantation before that.
However this doesn't change that I was born in Commiefornia, and have a Coloradoan accent due to my early childhood being there.
Am I Dixie?
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>>75541247
It is

>mimi
Stop
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>>75541315
>using anime pictures
I tought better of you my man

>mimi
Ew no its clover
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>>75541652
>I tought better of you my man
I just do it to shitpost desu. I try not to use them on /dixie/
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>>75485584
>dip
>snus
>not causing cancer

Not much of a baseball fan? They absolutely cause cancer.
>>
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>>75497762
I wonder if they know this shit only works on other liberals
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>tfw no guns
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>>75541302
>Coloradoan accent
Isn't that just generic midwest speech?
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>>75544944
why
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>>75546655
I can't have a rifle in my apartment
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>>75546687
says who
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>>75547265
the owner
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Let's talk about Anumidium
>>
Reminder that it was the expressionist that fucked everything up
>>
>>75548438
looks liek ur mum
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>>75548544
*French revolutionaries
>>
>>75548639
>destroying monarchies all across europe
>bringing republican englightenement ideals to europe and nations close to europe
>bad
>>
>>75548817
>destroying any hope for the people of Europe to embrace Anglo-style liberty and dooming them to a future of mediocrity and socialism
>good
Nah
>>
>>75548948
>anglo-style ''''''liberty'''''''
>m*narchists
TEN THOUSAND DIIIIICKS IN STORE
IN HER VAGIIINA HOLE
LONG MAY SHE REIGN
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>>75549264
America doesn't have a monarchy
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>>75549511
america isnt anglo style liberty
You guys have new world style of liberty
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>>75549616
It's based on the culture and ideals that originated in Britain
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>>75549706
well the concept of libertarianism also originated in britain but you wouldnt call libertarianism british now would you
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>>75549848
>you wouldnt call libertarianism british now would you
It's a British ideology but they've abandoned it for the most part in favor of (((Europeanism))))
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>>75549706
Common knowledge desu
turks btfo
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>>75549848
no, but they were a beacon of classical liberalism for a very long time before they became gommies. That's the next best thing.
>>
I didnt know /dixie/ was full of dirty m******* l*yalists maybe the yanks are onto something here.
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>>75550071
Constitutional monarchy keeps things stable in some places, and some places don't need it. I think it and republicanism are both equally valid forms of government, but it depends on the situation. I wouldn't support it in the US under any circumstances though.
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>>75550071
>implying
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>>75550206
thats my bud :^)

>>75550239
destroy all monarchy and their tax collecting mongrel puppets.
Seize their farmlands
Burn their mansion
Desecrate their bodies.
Long live the republic
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>>75550239
If fucking turkey can manage without a king, then any country can tbqh
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>>75550329
not all peoples can handle freedom
>>
Does Kentucky count as a southern state? It was neutral in the civil war.
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>>75550392
then you force them down their throat.
Thats what we did for 90 years and it worked to some extent, no one wants the caliphate to return.

>>75550425
he was too ambitious tbqh.
İsmet inönü had to be hitler levels of removal so he could continue ataturks dream country.
A country for turks, and only turks
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>>75550387
>implying a constitutional monarchy wouldn't have foiled Erdogshit before he could have even organized any of his referendums

>>75550408
it's cultural senpai, nothing to do with CS membership
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>>75550387
>If fucking turkey can manage without a king
Glad we all agree.
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>>75550540
>then you force them down their throat.
People don't like it when Americans try to force our system onto others, least of all Americans. The foreign policy of 19th century America is the best possible position for us to take
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>>75550425
holy shit did you fucking delete the post you cunt :DDDDDDDD

>>75550579
if we had a constitutional monarchy right now the islamic caliphate would still be a thing.
And besides, the ottomans did have constitutional monarchy twice, it didnt work both times.
Its was very clear we required a full functioning republic.

>>75550632
he is a populist dictator, not a king.
Still better, but very slighlty
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>>75550693
>holy shit did you fucking delete the post you cunt
It was uncalled for

>And besides, the ottomans did have constitutional monarchy twice, it didnt work both times.
Because only Anglos know how to be free
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>>75550632
Turkey is beyond hope now btw, our republican backbone which was the army has been destroyed from the inside, its full of gülenists/islamists/pissDOGcunt supporters.

Donate your rifles to western turkey plz

>>75550762
no hard feelings my man i really dont get offended whilst talking about turkey at 4chan anymore.

>only anglos know how to be free
Remember to vote labour guis :DDDDDDDD
LABOUR
A
B
O
U
R
>>
https://youtu.be/SFwHQYDqf6c
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>>75550877
>supporting labor unions
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>His country has a labour party
CANNOT BE FABRICATED
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>>75551036
Britain eternally btfo
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>>75550579
The britbongs are getting into your head m8.
Looks like you need a health dose of freedom
>>
What we need in America is less (((democracy))) and more Republic.
>>
Reminder that democratic governments only survive when the citizens are informed by a higher morality

Atheshits eternally btfo
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>>75551664
>religious figures
>having any say in political manners
*secularism intensifies*
>>
>>75552232
Literally where did I say religious figures you silly Gr*ek
>>
>>75552318
wtf do you mean by higher morality then
A**ah?

Redneck subhuman i am grek
>>
>He supports unions
Worker unions are dying out with the boomers thank God
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>>75552382
Jesus
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>>75552450
dudes been dead for a long time now
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>>75552538
bit strange that the only successful democratic societies were founded by people who subscribed to Christian morality and ideals
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>>75552621
Japan isnt christian.

Funny how the least true to the original faith, the protestants, are the only one among those cunts to be noteworthy.

also
>succesfull democratic socities
>implying most of them arent going to become socialist globalist shitholes

also bit funny how every succesful democracy has a history with slavery
>>
>>75552854
Japan wasn't democratic until Americans got there and turned it into the 51st state

>implying most of them arent going to become socialist globalist shitholes
They're all atheist too. hmm...
>>
I dunno why but i really want to call someone a shitlord.
I have never done it before
>>
>>75552854
Because Protestant nations are historically less corrupt.

Funny enough though China is set to become the biggest Christian nation in 20 years with a large growth of Protestantism there
>>
>>75552621
Enlightenment humanism is a secular corruption of Christian values. Thus democracy doesn't function well without that Christian foundation and eventually turns over to whatever shitty government the native pop had previously.
>>
>>75553115
>Funny enough though China is set to become the biggest Christian nation in 20 years with a large growth of Protestantism there
Lot of fucking good that will do them considering they have to worship at state-sanctioned and censored churches

I hate China so much
>>
>>75553115
i think india has the second largest muslim population aswell.
>>
The classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTEIdUV0nE8

>>75553205
Communist party is bad, but for whatever reason I love the Chinese.
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>all my grades are now online
>A for my dissertation
holy fuck, time to crack open some beers, I did it in like a week before the due date
>>
>>75553619
Congrats bud
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>>75553641
thank you my friend
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>>75553619
I'm sure you will get a lot of use of that history degree
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>>75554335
>>
>>75554410
Nah maybe you will get a job in a museum, you could show people the fossil that is your diploma.
>>
>>75554471
Go away
>>
Daily reminder: No flag in history has been more un American than this
>>
>>75554503
NO
>>
>>75553619
I PASSED CALLIGRAPHY
FUCK YOU YOU ARMENIAN SHITLORD I WILL NEVER SEE YOUR PASSIVE FACE EVER AGAIN

>>75554471
chuckled tbqh
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>>75507688
best buddy
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>>75554471
>maybe you will get a job in a museum
that's mighty optimistic
>>
Please start another civil war you guys
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>same edition for over a day
DEAD
E
A
D
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>>75554621
>Polish exiles
>Japanese flag
>>
Get for Dixie and agrarian ideals
>>
>>75555579
damn, would have been nice. Let's see what shitty post actually got it >>75555555
>>
>>75555622
slag post
>>
>>75555622
even worse than I thought desu
>>
>>75555622
I hate /brit/
>>
>>75553619
Great job
>>
Quit my job after 1 week.
>>
>>75557559
are you UPS warehouse guy?
>>
>>75557704
Yeah haha
>>
>>75558136
wew, sorry it was so shit. I've heard some horror stories about warehouse work so I'm not too surprised. What happened?
>>
>>75558269
Extremely physical labor for shit pay. All the supervisors were high on weed too. Would not recommend.
>>
>>75558368
>the supervisors were high on weed too
how do you even get away with this in such a large company
>>
>>75558890
UPS does not drug test thier employees, only the carrier drivers IF they get in a wreck
>>
Socialists hate business because it hurts their agenda when people are prospering
>>
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the Alex Jones-Joe Rogan podcast will never get old y'all

watching it again right now
>>
>>75561130
I didn't watch it
>>
>>75561284
aw, man. the whole thing is fucking mindblowing. Watching all four hours of it is the ultimate redpill, but it's hard to find that much free time.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494762372480.webm
>>
When is Conway getting back
>>
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>>75562071
>>
>>75562096
Welcome back senpai
>>
Don't know what to eat
>>
>>75562410
how was your day bro
>>
>>75562725
Spent it shitposting and applying for jobs. How swamped were you?
>>
Really don't like this climate change nonsense lads
>>
>>75563028
not bad

but it rained for 15 minutes at like 2 and then it ws humid as shit the rest of the day so it was pretty terrible on everyone after all
>>
Who will become Emperor of Dixie after the Yankee democracy is destroyed?
>>
>>75554509
>it's un-American to defend your home from hostiles
>>
>>75564295
No one. Dixie is a democratic land
>>
>>75564224
That sucks
>>
Reminder that /dixie/ is a communist general.
>>
>>75564385
Communist? Where?
*drops a shell into my 12 gauge*
>>
>>75564406
Right here comrade.
*drops a shell into my 12 guage*
Let's kill investment bankers.
>>
Communists are the political equivalent to a downey tard that keeps touching the stove after it burns him
>>
>>75564566
Libs are the political equivalent of people who never ever read books but read plenty of editorials.
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>>75564382
last half of the day we did literally nothing

so it was alright i guess

im wrecked tho, i was a little dehydrated after work though the beer is helping
>>
>>75564810
You work at the one by the river don't you?
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>>75564838
yup

and the river brings humidity and suffering

it diverts the cooling rains
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>>75564867
I bet the Jews did this

Everything I'm applying for is on Oak street
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>>75564899
>working in downtown conway

wew lad

you going for retail?

you're gonna have the same clientele as me

rich middle age white women and their unenthusiastic husbands
>>
>>75564950
Ye, it's retail. It's only 2 miles or so from me so I can bike there if I have to
>>
>>75565022
prepare your anus

its going to be boring depressing and frustrating
>>
>>75550579
Ohio is a southern state culturally, r-right? We voted Trump and stuff. Cornfields. What's up my fellow southerner bros?
>>
>>75565063
union cuckolds out

>>75565046
So is everything else here. Maybe I can work at Cinemark instead
>>
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>>75565063
friends of /dixie/ welcome, but a southron you are not, ohioan

>>75565081
had a friend work there, decent work but the managers are shit

if you can manage it, tuesday morning on hark rider is an easy as fuck retail job
>>
>>75565142
What is tuesday morning
>>
*sips mint julep*
>>
>>75565189
like a retail store for lines of products sold at discount after their mainline run

like say paula deen had a set of pots in like 2012, and then she came out with a new one this year

all the old stock of the 2012 shit would get bought at discount and resold at tuesday morning

had a friend work there

>>75565199
got its been fucking years since ive had a mint julep
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>>75565265
So it's like FFO without furniture
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>>75565294
yee
>>
>>75565265
Do you have any other suggestions btw? I'll do anything that doesn't involve food
>>
>>75565325
other than campus jobs, there's really not many part time places except in food

although theyve been building that bigass strip mall at the end of dave ward so theres probably more retail at the end there

if you're willing to get manual labor then there's always landscaping jobs hiring but its fucking horrible in summer
>>
>>75565429
There's Dick's and Academy and I've applied to both of those
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>>75565199
Make me one.
>>75565265
>like say paula deen had a set of pots in like 2012, and then she had a big PR fuckup and nobody wanted to sell her shit in their stores anymore

>all the old stock of the 2012 shit would get bought at discount and resold at tuesday morning

FTFY.
>>
>>75566474
>>75566474
>>75566474
New
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>>75566485
We're not at the bump limit yet y'know.
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