US-Canadian relations edition
>I suffer in Virginia
I suffer on the Russia
I suffer in Virginia
>>75479377
UVA was built there because of how nice it is in the summer compared to Williamsburg
opinions?
Subhuman mulatto desperately wishing he was French-Canadian btfo
Is /cum/ smart enough to answer this?
Jannys were meant to suffer
>>75479465
onions
*looks at her boobies*
>>75479465
that Paramore album is ASS
>>75479502
shut up
>>75479465
i really like the new paramore album
chinese football is really cool, did you hear their new ep?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0v1PCqAOl0
>>75479536
>chinese football is really cool, did you hear their new ep?
yes
>>75479460
I thought T.J built it there because it was right near his home Monticello? Also it's beautiful here, I love being near the mountains.
>>75479465
I cannot name a single album here
how does a person develop "good" music taste?
>>75479635
visiting P4K, noting all their BNM's, not listening to any of them, and exploring on your own
>>75479635
thinking you have good taste just means that you're confident in what you like
get to test out the coconut oil lube
tonight might be a little bit of drinking night
It's so fucking hot buds
>>75479815
What are you using lube for
>>75479856
dragon dildo in my butt ;)
>>75479815
shut up
*tells ryans mom*
>>75479856
actually its quite comfy
Loblaws/Superstore >= No Frills > Metro >>> Sobeys
Can we all agree on this?
AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S
SHE SAID I THINK I REMEMBER THE FILM CAUSE I RECALL I THINK WE BOTH KINDA LIKED IT
>>75479890
are you cute?
>>75479901
>>75479977
t'was a joke
>>75479950
yes
Stop bullying Ryan
>>75479578
Jefferson grew up in modern day Goochland County near the border with Henrico but he went to school at William and Mary and hated Williamsburg. He said in a letter that it was too humid and full of mosquitos which was a reason it was better by Monticello.
His mother's family, the Randolphs, owned Tuckahoe plantation where he grew up and there is a lot of stuff named after them around here.
Its really nice up there. A few summers ago I got to be on top of Monticello for the sunrise before it opened.
>>75479992
Don't get the fascination with dragon dildos
>>75480040
what emotion is this pepe trying to convey?
Everyone named Ryan deserves bullying
Dont reply to my posts ever again
>>75480065
>tfw (that face when) you suck on a lemon
*replies to your post*
>>75480029
i thought he built his house on Monticello because it was a hill he used roam around when he grew up near there
>>75480109
was about to post this
Don't understand the dog dildos either
>go to youtube
>see no new good videos
>put Youtube in the searchbar and hit enter
what the hell is worng with me
Ok I'm back are Californians dead yet? Please lie if you have to
and dane dildos?
Why buy dog dildos when you can go to Canada and get the real thing?
I dont think anyone mentioned dog dildos, you went there on your own
>>75480116
some of it but he also lived at Tuckahoe for a while and he was born in between the two at Shadwell
idk why he chose the particular spot but he did not like Williamsburg
EYO, HOID THERE WUZ CALIFORNIAN'S AROUND HEEUH
>>75480215
https://www.amazon.ca/Small-Flexible-Realistic-Dildos-Adults/dp/B071D2WKRH/
>>75480265
funny....
>>75480244
Actually kill yourself You are the fucking CANADA OF USA YOU FAGGOT ASS QUEER
should i drink a little beer, or a little rum?
havin a break.
>.ca
>>75480302
pepsi with pizza
>>75480315
what about it
>>75480334
dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JrH5_NliF4
>>75480226
They mentioned dragon dildos. I don't understand the ones that are made like animal cocks
>>75480364
it's just a fucking cartoon
>anglos have to ask each other how to pronounce some of their native words
>>75480375
a very accurate cartoon
>>75480390
Speak for yourself Javier how's Spain doing faggot
>>75480329
i don't drink pop much, but we still have a pizza from a few days ago in the fridge.
only had a slice of it.
>pop
*cleans guns*
>pop
How do we solve the faggot problem
>>75480419
Pepsi with pizza especially if Napoleon is tasty
>>75480397
Neck yourself
>>75480390
im confused by this
>>75480456
*keeps loved ones away from you*
EYO, HOID YOU WUZ BAD-MOUTHIN MY TOWN
WEEZ DONTS TAKES TOO KINDLY TO THAT ON THE EAST SIDE
>>75480463
The call that saved /cum/
>leafs
>>75480515
>Proudly made in the USA
Dog bless
i want 2 introduce u to my little white bf
EYO
all the cute girls wearing shorts and tank tops
best part of summer
>>75480552
Where does it say that? The stockings?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNChkV0Rl9w
this is beary pink
>>75480573
*feels strong urge to post cute asians*
>>75480490
what a madman
im cleaning nearly that identical gun rn
Who likes short shorts?
>>75480577
iirc Astroglide is made in the USA
>check website to be sure*
>see this
My fucking sides
>>75480644
how many guns do you own now
astroglide is terrible for masturbation unless your sessions last half a minute
don't know if it's good for sex
After I violently overthrow the US government and establish the American Empire following the annexation of Canada, Cuba, the Philippines, and northern Mexico, I'm going to make gun ownership mandatory and make everyone attend a two week long training program every year. Also going to fun research for genetic manipulation of fetuses and make all babies into super humans.
>>75480751
Are you going to solve the non-white problem?
>>75480503
i hate your gay ass face homo
>>75480571
you too shut ur mouth
>>75480751
>he couldn't get southern mexico
>>75480738
very nice. you go to the range often
>>75480751
I refuse to take part of any training from any government
>>75480751
>annexation of Canada, Cuba, the Philippines, and northern Mexico
>America needing more non-whites
>Arming them
>>75480770
what about non whites like me that are more biologically fit than a majority of whites?
ME N TH BOIS DONT LIKE YOUR FACE, CAPICHE?
HOWZABOUTS YOU AMSCRAY AFORE I GIVE YOU MY CROSSTOWN SPECIAL, THE PORTO REECUN ONE TWO?
>>75480809
No, I havent been in years. Just bought some jags though and they are taking some old residue out that I didnt even know was there.
>>75480812
So you don't have a drivers licence?
Someone help me please
What's the differences between
>i eat
>i'm eating
and the differences between
>i ate
>i've ate
>i eaten
>i've eaten
>>75480770
That's where genetic manipulation comes in.
All males will be:
Light skinned
blue eyed
brown haired (blond on males look bad)
6'7
Females will be:
Light skinned
Blue eyes
Blonde haired
5'7
BIG sleeps tonight
>>75480817
You'll be given a free ride back to Europe with the other commies
>>75480851
I taught myself how to drive
Also there will be Right Wing Death Squads patrolling the streets and making them run red with communist blood. And speaking any language that isn't English will be punishable with five years in a Reeducation Camp.
>>75480866
i am a citizen of the UK and ireland after all
>>75480849
you need to go out inna woods and unload a few clips on a hillside
i only have a little hipoint 9mm and i go and shoot it every once in a while
>>75480855
I eat (a specific food)
I'm eating (whatever you're currently eating)
I ate (something you ate in the past)
I eaten is improper form, nobody says this
I ate and ive eaten are basically the same, but ive eaten sounds more proper
I've ate is also improper
>>75480819
not everyone talks like that i am going to beat you to hell
>>75480918
Bring back based Steve
>>75480855
I'm is a contraction for I am. This means you are doing it now when you combine it with the verb eating.
I've is a contraction for I have. This means you have done it in the past. I've ate isn't really proper English, it would be I've eaten.
EYO PAULIE, YOUZ HEAR THE WAY HE TALKS ABOUTS US?
WHO DOES DIS PAIZANO TINK HE IS?
>>75480940
*puts broken beer bottles on the top*
Truthbomb #1: Canada was created by the ZOG to stop America from expanding north.
Truthbomb #2: WW1 and WW2 were started by the ZOG
Truthbomb #3: Hitler was a ZOG plant used to create sympathy for the Jews and allow them to infiltrate governments everywhere.
>>75480954
>sold us out to chinks
>americanisation
>temp worker program
>trade deals
>afghanistan
>libya
>syria
>sucked western canada's dick instead of being a leader for the whole country
will go down in history as the worst pm we've ever had and only albertans and neo /pol/ would disagree
>>75480991
listen here jewcunt, i dont know what pleasure you get from mocking new yorkers, but my God you are just plain dumb. nobody fucking likes californians thats fact. at least us new yorkers dont shitpost about shitty states like yours eery 5 seconds cunt
i bet you're some smelly sweaty fat niggers behind that monitor
>>75480933
There are no innawoods in this godforsaken state. I normally go to indiana on the rare occasion I shoot because the ranges are so expensive and shitty here
>>75481030
I'm not seeing any arguments
>>75481030
>Trudeau
>All of those things except swap out Alberta for Ontario and the Maritimes
We're reaching levels of ethnic pandering that shouldn't even be possible.
DONT YOUZ EVUH TALKS DOWN ABOUT MY CITY AGAIN
NEW YORK IS THE CROWN JOOULL OF DESE UNITED STATES
*gets mugged on the subway*
>>75481067
if it wasnt for new york city your shitty ass country wouldnt even be first world
>>75481064
when did i say i liked trudeau? trudeau is only better for two reasons - he stopped austerity (which is a neoliberal kike meme) and pulled us out of syria, which makes us of a target for IS and wahhabi scum
Is it true that americans work 9-17
google image this and tell me if you like it:
"ìµœìœ ì§„"
>>75481088
EYO
Y
O
WE WUZ TRADERS N SHEIT
>>75480954
>Fucked over diversified economy in favour of primary resources
Hell no.
Does anyone learn french here? Is conjugation really that hard?
wait they dont love u like i love u
>>75481110
we actually were unlike your flyover ass
>>75481049
i've actually never gone to a range. i just drive up a logging road
>>75481095
some do yeah. i used to work 12 hours a day.
>>75481136
Please give me some childrens books to read in French
Would anyone like to play Gmod with me?
HOL UP
*cat knocks over my garbage bins*
SO YOUS IS SAYINGS
*nobody picks it up because the garbageman union is on strike again*
SO YOU'S IS SAYINGS
*gets ignored by 3 cabbies to get to work*
IS YOUS TRYING TO SAY
*puts on bihazard suit to take the subway downtown*
THAT NEW YOKE
*fights off bums going through my pockets*
ISNT THE BEST STATE IN THE UNION
*takes a long whiff of East river air*
MMMMM, DATS GOOD WASTE TREATMENT
>>75481093
>pulled us out of syria
>meanwhile military still there just not bombing and even more involved in Iraq
Wew
>mudslimes need a reason for terrorism
lmao Achmed
>>75481162
5 days a week?
I mean usual working week is 9-17x5?
What did you do today to resist the ZOG? I just watched some cuck porn where a white man was fucking a black man's black wife.
>>75481136
I tried to
people with attached earlobes should be exterminated
>>75481221
no only 4 days a week 7-19. fucking hated it. but its been a few since i've worked those hours
yes that's average for full time employment
>>75481220
special forces are better than bombs. and im pretty sure muslims dont attack latin american countries
>>75481232
>that time Brazzers made a porn with a black man getting cucked
>blacks complained so much it got taken off the site
MEMES
E
M
E
S
>>75481166
"Le Petit Prince" by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry is a great book with a nice philosophical lesson about life.
Maybe you've already read it, since it was first released in english in the USA, and it was quite popular at its release in 1943 if I remember correctly.
>>75481278
>im pretty sure muslims dont attack latin american countries
>countries that don't have muslims don't have attacks
>Sweden doesn't bomb anyone but has many muslims
>still gets attacked
Achmed plz stop
>>75481212
NONE OF THIS SHIT IS TRUE YOU JACKFUCK HOMOSEXUAL OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>75481290
we have these, but theyre all in English
>>75481290
>Maybe you've already read it
I'm trying to learn French and I need children's books to read after I finish with memelinguo
>>75481324
forgot pic
>>75481274
nice we work one hour more
ok im done dealing with this dumbass californian hope you enjoy the shitpost capital of the usa shittung up /cum/ bye
Niggers are incredibly insecure which is why they consume so much cuck porn
They desperately want to think that white women find them attractive and get angry when a black woman is dating a man of a different race
They know about their inferiority
YOU'LL BE HEARIN ABOUT DIS FROM MY LOIUH
DONT THINK THIS IS THE LAST YOU'VE HEARD OF PAULIE MARIANO
>>75481367
bye babe
>new yorkers
lol
>Wynnie trying to raise the Min wage to $15/H in Ontario
REMOVE THIS FUCKING WOMAN FROM MY COUNTRY BEFORE SHE DESTROYS IT
California will become majority Hispanic soon
It's less than 40% white already
>>75481307
sweden had troops in afghanistan with isaf
>>75481419
this is where we wait and see if Drumpf keeps his end of the deal
Radical centrism? How passé. I'm a Progressive Conservative now
>>75481136
It's hard because there are so many different forms for specific tenses and word order is much more strict. English-speakers also tend to get thrown off by the gender dichotomy of words, as well as possessives.
>mfw mow the lawn and the wife (male) makes me a pitcher of ice cold lemonade
Niggers, mulattos, mestizos, and Muslims of any race are subhuman and should be wiped out.
>>75481359
Read Tin Tin
>>75481460
Too bad you've never seen him in person LOL
>>75481471
bruh, Ive read every TinTin back and forth and saw the movie opening night
>>75481460
bit gay
lemonade on a hot day is great. especially if its homemade
Not sure I understand the hatred going on ITT
>leave for 5 minutes
>/cum/ is stormfront again
guys...
>>75481437
Nothing short of massacring Hispanics will save California. White Californians aren't breeding because of muh overpopulation (because there are obviously too many white people since the issue obviously doesn't lie with the horde of niggers and spics). Meanwhile, the average female Mestizo shits out five more Mestizo before she reaches thirty.
>>75481505
>chink
>eating a cat
wew
>>75481504
I don't hate anyone here
>>75481505
I'm too busy worrying about the fact that someone flipping burgers at McDs is going to be making $15/h if people vote the liberals in.
There goes the job market, dead.
>>75481535
You're actually one of my favorites but don't tell the others
>>75481499
>>75481399
>>75481477
nuh uh
>>75481502
It isn't gay tho
Also it was homemade and it was good yes
>>75481545
Why are they so worried about the minimum wage tho? There are much better ways to help the poor without fucking everyone else
The best case scenario that doesn't include genocide is that whites stay above 33% in California.
>Paha "More knowledge of the male anus than a licensed Proctologist" Sapa
>>75481569
>nuh uh
Liar. He said he was coming up there in June
>>75481555
Thanks
I think I might actually vote for the Liberals. It's the closest thing to hitting the self-destruct button for this shitty province
>>75481607
is Paha Sapa posting right now?
>>75481613
nyuh uh
>>75481607
Who?
>>75481464
you would go to prison for such comment in Russia
>>75481221
No it's actually 8-17 for most that guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
>>75481630
Don't make me post the fucking screenshot
Here'es what I think about the government
[COMERADE WAS SENT TO SIBERIA FOR THIS POST]
We need to gas California and start over
>>75481624
>be proud white man named Vaughan
>the place named after you is now infested not just by muslims but some weird sect of islam known as the Ahmadiyya movement
beer or no beer?
>>75481700
>Paha Sapa is a lying faggot with an online boyfriend
kys
>raising minimum wage $3.40 over two years
>this will be the end of Ontario
>>75479465
the cranberries are great yo
>>75481719
go ahead and crack open a tall boy bud, you earned it
>>75481731
Who?
75481722
No, it's a great idea. Only Californians disagree, which means you must be a Californian (which means your opinion isn't worth anything)
>>75481719
What sort of beer
>>75481767
t. Brooklyn
t. 36% non-Hispanic white
>>75481700
This is the greatest post I've seen in hours
>listening to a song
>nigger says "Visit Italia, be my senorita"
This is why niggers need to be killed.
>>75481749
:3 okay
>>75481840
What's the problem wit this
Senorita is Spanish
It's signora in Italian
>Portland stabbing suspect: "You call it terrorism, I call it Patriotism"
Absolute madman
>>75481896
Based
Would love to have a swarthy Italian gf
>>75481240
Honestly it's just the auxiliaries être and avoir that are complex, the rest is just always the same.
>>75481331
All the "Le Petit Nicolas"
>Le Petit Nicolas (1960)
>Les Récrés du Petit Nicolas (1961)
>Les Vacances du petit Nicolas (1962)
>Le Petit Nicolas et les Copains (1963)
>Le Petit Nicolas a des ennuis (1964)
must read
also those translated danish stories (but they have still too much vocabulary I think)
http://bdemauge.free.fr/litterature/allumettes.pdf
http://bdemauge.free.fr/litterature/soldat.pdf
The Portland stabbing was literally a falseflag. He was posting pro-Bernie shit during the election.
>>75481935
Link or fuck off
>>75481933
Thank you, I'll check them out
>>75481935
Who cares?
>>75481950
Go on his Facebook. He was posting about fuck racism, we need socialism during the election.
>>75481935
seems like all bernie fags went the other way after he lost to hildawg
Should I do thing? Strongly considering it but I need you guys to decide for me
>>75481970
I didn't stutter
Go look for it yourself, you cockholster. Or go on /pol/ and visit one of the 1,000 threads.
>>75481935
>already using it as an excuse to try to cancel several rallies and protests
*thinks*
>>75481997
>go on /pol/
>pol weenie too lazy to post a link
This is why the West is dying
I don't remember giving you permission to reply to my posts, leaf.
Just put some hot sauce in split pea soup.
gud/10 would recommend
>>75481922
How about a swarthy Swedish gf?
Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler,
The gambler,
The back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
FIX
THESE BROKEN WINGS
>parents trying to bully me into moving home
>mom is trying to get relatives and siblings to send me messages to get me to move back with them
jesus christ leave me alone
Surprised nobody suspected me all this time
>>75482084
>that surname
Say it with me now: RADICAL CHRISTIAN TERRORISM!
>>75482062
>""""Swedes"""" in American movies
What did Hollywood mean by this?
>>75482112
it's literally always you lol
>>75482062
DESU idk what it is about swarthy grills that turn me on
>>75482140
I got home a couple of hours ago
If someone was making posts similar to mine, it wasn't me
>>75482167
Yesterday somebody was. Getting very mad at me and calling me a subhuman I suspected it was you.
*blocks your pa-
hmm
gonna make chicken
see ya loosers
>>75482178
El TejanoANO
I don't think you're subhuman
>>75482178
I made a total of zero posts yesterday
>>75482203
Surprising
>>75482195
So it was you my homosexual hombre?
JT could literally knock out anyone in this thread fucking pussies
Now hold on, eh, I heard you badmouthing Canada in he-
I'm going to name my firstborn Ludwig. A name of Philosophers, mathematicians, artists, composers, Kings, Emperors, warriors but no one use it today because "lol dat sounds stupid XD"
>>75482225
prove it cuck boy
>>75482245
why is this gif such terrible quality
My grandfather changed his name from Heinrich to Henry
>>75482274
because its a gif and I lost the webm
>>75482225
Do you ever work Trudeau?
>>75482225
If this guy can beat him I'm pretty sure anyone can
>>75482286
he's a trust fun kid, so no
Isn't Justin supposed to be a chad?
Do you want to have kids, /cum/?
>>75482315
I want to have Castizos
>>75482313
girls like him at least
>>75482315
never
that was some boring fucking training
only 4 more days
>>75482315
way ahead of you bud
>>75482257
Your son will die a virgin
>>75482315
I'll have a son and raise him to be a baseball superstar
>>75482315
Yes
>>75482315
I want to teach them to hate the things I hate
Justin Tredau is literally a anime villain irl
>>75482335
what are you training for
I'm waiting for customized genetic engineering before having kids. I will raise a flock of 7 foot tall blond germanic supermen
>>75482341
>will die a virgin
That's the plan at least, it's why I'm going to give it to my firstborn daughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoW3Sywb5xQ
goddamn
>>75482315
no
I'm going to name my first-born son Chaddeus
Like Thaddeus but with Chad
My children will be mixed race
>>75482366
safety watch for oil shit
i used to run a fucking gas plant now i get to watch people weld
oh how i have fallen
>I'll have a son and raise him to be a baseball superstar
No they won't
They'll be 1/8th nonwhite at most
I always perceived Chad as a hyper nerdy name before the /r9k/ memes
>>75482315
non, also:
>implying i can meet a girl that wants my kids
I want my kids to look like Jotaro
>>75482397
ah so you're working out in the oil fields
sounds like an easy job bud
gotta take it easy on the liquor from now on
>>75482410
prove me wrong
>>75482416
You can always adopt
I'll name my sons:
Chaddeus
Houston
Jamal
Muhammad
>>75482411
I'm not going to breed with a white person my friend
>>75482415
Only person named Chad I've known was a literal homosexual manlet, kinda ruins the meme tbqh.
>>75482315
yes and >>75482355
>>75482428
>gotta take it easy on the liquor from now on
yeah im sure thatll happen fuck my life
You're not going to breed with anyone because I'll find you and castrate you and give you a penectomy for calling yourself a Chicano and thus implying that Tejanos are Chicanos.
I've never actually met somebody named Chad
Naming my daughter either Emily, Emma, or Jenna
I'm not convinced Chad is a real name
>>75482465
The CHI thing is a meme
>>75482466
same
Gonna adopt a girl so people won't think that I diddle her
>>75482487
Won't stop me from removing your genitals
>>75482454
just don't get beyond fucked in the mornings
Pahá Sápa?
>>75482496
Why are you so angry at me? Tejanos aren't Chicanos they're full blooded Americans
Gay men should not be allowed to adopt boys.
Debate me.
>>75482509
hated that guy, glad he's gone
>>75482466
i have
unironically was a chad
>>75482486
I have an uncle named Chad. He's a drunk NEET
>>75482509
Your bf told me to tell you to stop
business idea:
test anti gay shock treatment on the south dakotan population
band idea: baroqueback mountain. sounds of the baroque period and gay sex
>>75482520
You implied that Tejanos are Chicanos, which is an insult to Tejanos and Texas as a whole.
I won't let it stand.
>>75482509
Have a hard time distinguishing between conways and SD's posts when I cant see flags
>>75482533
Would you like me if I stopped posting gay shit
>tfw my biggest dream is to have a 10/10 blonde american gf
>tfw everybody will think I want that type of woman just to get a citizenship
>implying a 10/10 blonde will be interested in a Mexican
feelsbadman.jpg
>>75482546
I take it back. Lets be frens.
>>75482522
>>75482533
git diddled
>>75482529
I'm talking to him right now he said no such thing
>>75482547
',:^)
>>75482552
maybe
>>75482555
They don't care as long as you're attractive
>>75482555
Bro, a Mexican is one of the richest men in the world. Blondes (and most 10/10s) just gib a fuck about money
>>75482571
I just don't want you to hate me
Carlos Slim is Lebanese
if i dont wash my apples off i got from the store will i die?
>>75482625
It would be extremely painful.
I report every post that mentions judaism or zionism
>>75482601
Why are you seeking validation?
>>75482625
YEs
>>75482620
Atleast he's still Catholic
>>75482638
you should report this post
>>75482638
>>75482625
I never wash my fruit
>>75482638
I hereby declare thee honorary defender of the faith, shabbos goyim
>>75482620
muh heritage
>>75482620
>third world countries
>Richest people always have significant non-local ancestry
*thinks*
>>75482658
like this answer the best tbqh
>>75482431
>Single male adopting a child
Yeah nah. They would never let that happen.