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early thread edition
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>>75452606
cheeky

first for fuck communism
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>>75452520
>>75452596
two atrocious posts

you'll never guess the flag
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>first for fuck communism
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porked a fat chick again

can't stop myself
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charles
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>>75452606
Hello akhis.
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>northerners and southerners constantly fighting with each other
>not realising they need to unite to stop the real menace the west country.
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>>75452646
did you take this picture with your schoolmates?
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"Ransey's Hotehw How" is next? But the TV guide says Ramsey's Hotel Hell. Which is it? If only the announcer had been able to speak clearly. But I guess that's too much to ask nowadays. Competency? That marginalises the incompetent. Everything has to be done by the least qualified person, otherwise, how will people know that the employer isn't ableist?
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>>75452629
rorke
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>>75452641
Would like to shag one of those fat girls with HUMUNGOUS tits one day, just to see what it's like
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>>75452631
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US invasion of Britain when
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love communism
hate capitalism

simple as
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Pints...
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>>75452681
at the end of the day there's not a huge difference

but she did a really good suck
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Off to work

My sister threatened to expose my gender issues to mother again

My hair now covers all but the tips of my ears
Though not all of it is growing from the top of my head
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>>75452707
hothead! haha x
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>>75452674
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>>75452674
ooo arrr been drinking cider i have
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quite mental how many big/significant terrorist attacks there have been in Europe but they just get forgotten about the next week because they're such commonplace

remember the Brussels airport bombing? forgotten about
remember someone literally attacked Parliament just over two months ago?

mental
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love em...
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Is ribena a virgin
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>>75452713
wow it's almost as if it's the duty of Marxists to speed up their perceived awakening of the proletariat... crazy...
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>1 hour evening class today
>had to take the bus there for 1 hour and back for another
>2 hour commute on the povvomobile with aborigines and mental patients for a class where we don't even do anything and I could have just stayed at home, used google for an hour and learnt 10x more

ah, yes
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>>75452753
Yes but I see that changing soon enough

I'm more concerned with myself, not relationships
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The only reason I get out of bed most of the time is so I can do a poo
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amer have you ever tasted alcohol
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>>75452741
they are purposely downplayed and made out as "just some ordinary thing" by the media like black crime is in the USA
except the circumstances of black Americans are not even close to the same as what is facing Europe right now.
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>>75452771
>but I see that changing soon enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Titnm-e1N0
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>>75452647
>I do come in peace though...honest
Taqqiya even in comic books. Sad!
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hard times by paramore is nice
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>>75452770
Move to China
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you know why america is so rich? earthquakes
*passes the keynesian blunt*
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>>75452763
>awakening
wow it's almost as ifs been 150 years and that's never happened and never will... crazy...
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>>75452800
awful post

wind your fucking neck in
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>>75452800
*takes a bong hit of corn*
brruuuuhuhuhuh*starts coughing*
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Pints and bacon sandwiches
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>>75452713
lmao currently on three of them atm
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I went to a burger king in london and it was way worse than in america
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>>75452802
because the sale of labour has always been required. I'm not a gommie by any stretch but it is literally inevitable that one day we will live in a similar society - there will be no labour to be sold when everything is automated
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love sargon, hate feminazis. simple as
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>>75452819
>Pints and bacon sandwiches
hate them
love praying five times a day
simple as
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shit thread
*closes tab*
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>>75452826
>goes on holiday
>eats Burger King

*rubs temples and sighs*
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>>75452826
*spits in your food and stirs my willy around in your sprite*

another mong addicted to fast food, we're on a roll today boys
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>>75452841
*slides over and nicks your pint*
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point #1: chads never complain about feminists
follow-up point: anyone who complains about feminists is not a chad
follow-up-follow-up point: anyone who complains about feminists is most likely a virgin
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Can someone from /leftypol/ explain the dicksucking over there about chapotraphouse?

If I wanted to hear some Jewish nu-male urbanites snarking about ugh racist proles I'd live in Wellington
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had mcdonald's in the US and it was worse than in the UK
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>>75452841
*slides over and nicks your prick*
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>>75452873
it's because we have better standards
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>>75452852
yeah england is really renowned for their succulent cuisine aren't they
I should've got a kebab from a paki instead
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Islam
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>>75452873
maccas is better than both of them
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>>75452889
traditional english food is peng
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people who get naked in front of their pets are subhuman
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imagine if instead of turning into a communist country we instead turned into a super capitalist country ruled by the robots. haha those communists would feel like fools
*forces you to imagine it*
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whats irish weather like?
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>>75452907
cloudy with a chance of potato famine and unmitigated emigration
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>>75452898
such as?
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why cant i find desustorage on google?
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>>75452907
bit cold

the romans called it hibernia for a reason
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>>75452828
then what? even with the resources to fund a universal income you can't really just have millions of idle people farting about

desu either the viral system of growth will perpetuate itself with space colonization, with "excess" humans relegated to the colonies
some sort of mass slavery/serfdom will evolve, probably unlike serfdom of the past though and with some moral excuses to justify it
total destruction and regress
or some sort of tech-barbarian equilibrium where we can live in "enlightened" tribal bands with strict population controls on earth and management of the climate/biosphere to sustain it.
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>>75452889
ahahaha don't get on your fucking high horse about cuisine if as soon as you got your bags from the plane you darted to the nearest burger king you fucking walking stereotype
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... So ... *awkward silence*
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>>75452852
traditional english food is nothing to write home about desu
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>>75452907
cold out
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>>75452913
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
english cuisine
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>>75452828
At that point we'll be zoo animals living in the protective custody of our AI overlords, if they even bother allowing us to live.
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I make a very good roast dinner
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>UH YEAH, HEY THERE BUDDY LEMME GET 3 TRIPLE CHEESEBURGERS AND A PEPSI, DIET. THANKS
>12 PAUWNDS? YEAH I ONLY GOT DOLLARS HERE BUDDY, HERE'S 4 THAT SHOULD COVER IT
*takes bite (engulfs the entire burger)*
>UGH- EWEEE THIS BURGER SUCKS DUDE, YA EVER HEARD OF SOMETHING CALLED 'COOKING' *snorts* YEAH DUDE ENGLISH CUISINE SUCKS
*eats both other burgers*
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>>75452913
roasts
pies
stews
sandwiches
curries
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>>75452943
rorke
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>>75452914
it hasn't existed for ages
try desuarchive
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>>75452936
me in the drumpf square
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>>75452954
>curries
>english

hmmmmmm
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>>75452930
Even if he didn't want English food he was in London, there is food from all across the globe there, but no, he was drawn like a moth to a flame to the welcoming sign of 'Burger King'
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>>75452964
why cant i find that on google?
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>saw my scissors on my desk earlier
>now that i need them, they're nowhere to be found

reeeee
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isnt it funny that the wildlings in game of thrones are based on the scots
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*runs out of things to say*
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>>75452929
ummm awwwwwkwarrrd
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>>75452924
>>75452949
english food is shit, sorry. people actually come to america for our food on the other hand because of how diverse it is
>>75452954
hmmm yea we don't have these in america
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>>75452980
yeah

>>75452998
most of yours are derived from the english ones
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if I see one more NAZI post I am going to scream
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>OCH, THERE'S NEA WEA WE'RE GETTIN OOOVER THIS, LITS GO HOME
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>>75452982
dunno they must have removed themselves from search engines, the site still works for me
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pinched some runt's scissors earlier

can hear him going mental right now
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>>75453013
howling at the sheed
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>>75453011
not really. none of the good ones anyway
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>>75452998
>people actually come to america for our food on the other hand because of how diverse it is

yeah you're right to be fair: Panda Express, Taco Bell, iHop, Denny's
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Back from the shops lads
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>>75453022
me right now
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Was Che a Roarke?
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fun fact: in 1994's "demolition man" they replaced the taco bell ads in the british bersion because they only have pizza hut
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>>75453013
me second on the second row
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>>75453038
you can meme all you want, doesn't change the fact that the food here is good
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>>75453013
i'm glad someone finally worked up the courage to speak out against those evil nazis
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>>75452907
quite mild, rains a lot. 20 degrees is a hot day for the summer and -5 is a cold day for the winter
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Wageslaving for free takes a toll on the head. Kill me
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>>75453063
love some traditional american grub like Chicken... but with Waffles... or... erm... bud light
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>>75453088
post poo skin
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can't wait to binge on the ol' 'tics lads
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>>75453088
it isn't wageslaving if you're not getting paid is it you nonce
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quick selfie
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>>75452981
tbf when I'm on holiday sometimes I just want a quick bite to eat. Better to get fast food rather than going to a restaurant
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>>75453091
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>>75453052
in his youth yes, became a communist and changed his views on race
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>>75453105
>simple politics

sounds right up your alley
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About to do a myers-briggs test

Predictions?
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>>75453091
we have american versions of food from everywhere
england is literally known for having shit food so you're not going to change my opinion
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>>75453132
intp
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>>75453132
autism
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>>75453126
you act as if England doesn't have seafood mate
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>>75453132
INTJ
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>>75453138
>my opinions are based on memes, don't you dare take my memes away
wobble off you fat fuck
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>>75453126
those are crayfish

heard an american say 'crawdad' the other day and lost my shit
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>>75453138
>american as apple pie
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>>75453013
>it's okay to puch nazis
>anyone who disagrees with me is a nazi
>therefore it's okay to punch anyone who disagrees with me
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>>75453152
crayfish are fresh water desu
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Day after day, I must face a world of strangers
Where I don't belong, I'm not that strong
It's nice to know that there's someone I can turn to
Who will always care, you're always there

When there's no gettin' over that rainbow
When my smallest of dreams won't come true
I can take all the madness the world has to give
But I won't last a day without you

So many times when the city seems to be
Without a friendly face, a lonely place
It's nice to know that you'll be there if I need you
And you'll always smile, it's all worthwhile

When there's no gettin' over that rainbow
When my smallest of dreams won't come true
I can take all the madness the world has to give
But I won't last a day without you

Touch me and I end up singing
Trouble seems to up and disappear
You touch me with the love you're bringing
I can't really lose when you're near
When you're near, my love

If all my friends have forgotten half their promises they're not unkind, just
Hard to find
One look at you and I know
That I must learn to live without the rest
I've found the best

When there's no gettin' over that rainbow
When my smallest of dreams won't come true
I can take all the madness the world has to give
But I won't last a day without you

When there's no gettin' over that rainbow
When my smallest of dreams won't come true
I can take all the madness the world has to give
But I won't last a day without you
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when I was in america I ordered a toasted ham sandwich and the thing had about 14 slices of ham in it. Was like biting into a pig
no wonder they're all so fat
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literally never seen a non-american say american food is good. funny that.

i mean burgers and the other junk food yanks have are good but its hardly sophisticated (not saying brit food is either) and its not as if it originated in america.
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the right to openly discuss ideas must be defended
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>>75453158
I just said I've been and I agree witu the masses that the food is shit
>>75453174
yes, most of our food is reinvented from other country's food as I've said
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>>75453152
that's riverfood to you
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>>75453192
shut it nonce
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Daughter just gave birth to her son.
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I'M A KATIE HOLMES
SON OF A BITCH TOM CRUISE
TOM CRUISE IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A SCIENTOLOGY?
DO YOU WANT A PLACENTA?
TOM CRUISE IS PIG DISGUSTING
DAYS OF THUNDER IS A MURDERER
FUCKING TOM CRUISE
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>>75453197
lots of rivers here too mate.
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>>75453138
so you take food and slap a different label on it? incredible...

English food is great you runt, propa grub, not like your oversweetened nonsense
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the right to openly discuss ideas must be defended?
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>>75453126
cajun food is just burnt french stuff m8
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>>75453196
>I agree witu the masses
yes obviously you agree with yourself, fatty
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This is the face.... OF HATE!
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got a spot coming through, not hard one for years desu
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>>75453210
no, it's reinvented food from other places. you can hardly call chigaco pizza just relabeled pizza
wouldn't expect you to understand with such shit food everywhere
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morning lads

morning nonce
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>the right to openly discuss ideas must be defended?
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>>75453221
based irish-anglo man
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Start to go wobbly and lose my mental faculties if I go too long without a hot pork pie or a sunday roast
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Everyone says brit food is shit, but I quite like it desu. Not as good as a chinky though.
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>>75453022
*erects my spine*
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>>75453212
don't want to hear you discussing ideas about noncing you dirty nonce
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>>75453191
I went to Orlando Florida as a kid and remember some of the food being pretty good. They did a good pizza at one of the restaurants. The main quality of American food is that there is tons of it.

None of it was better than the best of British food, but I've obviousy had a lot more British food so that's unfair.
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am 1/16th Jute
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>>75453232
>you can hardly call chigaco pizza just relabeled pizza
do you have any self awareness at all
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My colleague said we are like Rick and Morty (with me being Rick, apparently). He pantomimed a parody of an earlier conversation we've had (I'm co-supervising his work and we had a review meeting), with Rick-me complaining about things my colleague did wrong and describing how they "ruined everything" and Morty-him being all apologetic and repeatedly going "geez I was just trying to help".

Does this mean I'm an arsehole? He said it all in good cheer but it's not a very nice portrayal.

I haven't watched the show other than a few scenes.
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>>75453205
Really? Congrats Grandad.
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making an arrangement
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>Start to go wobbly and lose my mental faculties if I go too long without a hot pork pie or a sunday roast
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>>75453221
PUNCH NAZI MORRISSEY
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Brought a $3 box of donuts to the workplace this morning

Easy way to get on everyone's good side
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had a dream I was so desperate for a gf I got an asian one
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>>75453256
*sets a chigao pizza next to an italian pizza*

hmm yes they're exactly the same. just relabeled!
fuck off mong
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Yanks : how can I tell the difference between you and Canadians?
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not much can beat toad in the hole with gravy and buttered cabbage on a cold winters day. well good. nothing fancy about it. just tasty and hearty grub. proper food.
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>>75453237
sounds like you're already pretty wobbly to me m8
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According to Thailad is it okay for the Rotherham guys to come to britain form their sex gang and rape 12 year olds if they don't invite 1 million of their friends over?
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>>the right to openly discuss ideas must be defended?
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The British invented food pretty much
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have spoken to yanks (plural) in real life who genuinely actually thought pizza originated in America, and that the Italian origin of pizza was an "urban myth"

formative experiences such as this have really shaped my current dislike for yanks and their ilk.
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>>75453276
3 dollar box...
how much is in the box?
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>>75453287
They all need hanging t?bh
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>>75453212
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Want a dominatrix gf
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I said, I did an online IQ test and got 114 but then I did an online mensa test and could not even complete it within the designated time frame lol

https://www.mensa.org/workout
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>>75453284
subtle difference in accent. if they are from a large city it will be almost identical to a northern american though
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>>75453267
Same.

Approximately seven hours for me.
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>>75453258
Tell him to fuck off back to plebbit
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Don't want to do an IQ test because I'm pretty sure I'm dumb as shit and just don't want official confirmation
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>>75453283
it's literally just a pizza except you fat cunts had to put it in a pan to contain the amount of fat fuck sauce and cheese you fat fucking cunts wanted to put on there, you fat fuck

stop being such a fat fuck, and stop speaking back to me. Insolent fat fuck.
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>>75453269
>>75453308
Always get 138-142 in these but I'm just your average lad.
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>>75453221
htttps://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/may/24/sorry-morrissey-but-love-is-our-best-weapon-against-terror

Morrissey BTFO
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do not watch American Gods, it's terrible propoganda and BBC worship the Netflix series
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>>75453297
a dozen cinnamon
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>>75453327
*officially confirms it*
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Start to go wobbly and lose my mental faculties if I go too long without a fag or a pint
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>>75453306
Same desu
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>tfw you missed out on your teenage social life because you were too busy being autistic and skipping class to smoke weed
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>>75453333
I'll go on my psych class course site and send you one. It's pretty long, timed and as legit as you will find on the internet.
Edit : http://psychologytoday.tests.psychtests.com/take_test.php?idRegTest=3198
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>>75453306
want a femdom gf but in a cute way, not in an actual chastity cage lick my boots kind of way
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>>75453334
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/may/24/sorry-morrissey-but-love-is-our-best-weapon-against-terror

fix'd link
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>>75453342
christ 3 dollars a dozen
how are Aussies not fat too?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KllymYee9AI&t=69s
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>>75453106
s-shut up
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only morons that need a way of getting round the fact they're intellectually under equipped bother with IQ tests

t. actually intelligent lad at a top uni
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>>75453364
>how are Aussies not fat too?
they are
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>>75453366
Love the Pax man
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>>75453329
hmmm nope, and you've never had chicago pizza nor have you probably had italian pizza. there is a big difference, it isn't the same (as you even admitted lol). general tso's chicken? american reinvention of chinese food. the list goes on
fuck off with your shit english food now
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refuse to take an iq test unless i'm on modafinil

don't think my ego could take it if i had confirmation i was a in fact dumb cunt or even an average cunt
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>>75453371
Why would someone need to "get around the fact that they're intellectually under equipped", think before you speak moron.
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Just Talked to my Jewish friend (i'm aussie) about how much i dislike frogs posting in brit
He called his friend who then contacted his dad (who's a banker) who contacted one of his friends over in france to get Macron to import a million more refugees in.
Anyone else like having this kind of power?
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>>75453329
very accurate and cutting post. can just see the yank's sweaty blobby face scrunching up in wobbly rage as he wipes a sugary tear away with his pudgy fingers
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>>75453385
>yank trying to speak back to actual humans about food
>lol u've never had an italian pizza propbably (despite living an hour's flight away from italy itself) hurrhurrr
fat fucking stupid cunt, learn your place.

never speak to me again, idiot cunt
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>>75453386
I think all online IQ tests are BS anyway. I'd like to pay for an actual IQ test when I have the time and money just out of curiosity :^)
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american 'reinvention' of food:

just add a shit-load of more sugar, butter and cheese.
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>>75453396
nowt wrong with the frogs lad
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>>75453013
Could likely heem every last one of them, I'm 6'2 and built like a brick shithouse
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>>75453425
I'm 5'11" and smell like a brick shithouse.
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>>75453409
I've been to italy. the pizza is worlds different, as any food critic would tell you
again, I'm not mad because most people agree with me that english food is shit
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>GF is on holiday
>7 hours behind us
>still have few hours of peace before she wakes up
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4'8" and built like a shit brickhouse
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6'2 and built like a welsh marxist
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by all accounts i have no reason to be depressed
>tall
>big willy
>fairly good looking
fucking aspergers
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>>75453350
The one and only time I smoked weed was at a party where a cutie offered to share hers.

Didn't do anything for me, although to be fair it was just half of a blunt. I was more preoccupied with the fact it kept going back and forth between our lips.
>>
>>75453450
is this image supposed to be depicting a human
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>>75453420
t. Jean-Pierre Devereux
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>>75452998
>people actually come to america for our food on the other hand because of how diverse it is
Screeching.
>>
bed: vacated
body: showered
brain: not activated
please insert coin to start
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>>75453448
>I've been to italy
no you haven't, you fat passportless fuck
>the pizza is worlds different, as any food critic would tell you
I imagine having actual pizza for the first time in your fat fuck life would be a pretty revelatory moment for you, sad that you've never actually experienced it though you fat fuck
>>75453448
>most people agree with me that english food is shit
I think you'll find that more people agree with me that you're a clueless fat fuck who needs to sit down and shut up before he gives himself a cardiac arrest because he doesn't have a clue what he's talking about beyond spouting idiotic memes. How about that?

now fuck off, fat fuck.
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10" x 20" x 15" and built like a wooden birdhouse
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NEED TO SHIT!!!!!
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Got the ol' INTJ

I was ENTP last year, but my I/E have a tendency to vacillate
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>>75453471
my paternal grandmother was apparently french, but even still i feel compelled to defend them, they're probably the only country in western europe that isn't cucked, even though they have a large population of arabs and niggers, at least they're not pretending it's a good thing
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/fug/: France-UK-Germany general discussion. talk about culture, post music and qts, learn about each other, share western europe and personal feels

>>75453407
>>75453407
>>75453407
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>>75453487
*get rids of old £1 coins before October*
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>>75453487
>showering
FONT
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>>75453487
*hands you a capsule with 30mg amphetamine sulphate in it*
heh
*watches as you swallow it down*
that'll be £5 btw m8
>>
Bathtime for me, lads. Then off to dentist. See you when I get back.
>>
I hate the French and their language and how it sounds
You sound like faggot choking on potatoes and when a word does come out, it's still sounds arrogant and faggy
KYS frogs
>>
Last two digits of my post are the number of willys that will be in my mouth today.
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>>75453514
I shower once a month whether I need it or not.
>>
>>75453511
really gay thread
>>
>>75453393
hmmm...maybe because they feel insecure?

you don't look too good after that abysmal post pal
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>>75453524
>faggot
fuck off yank
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ATTN ATTN
riddle me this britbongs... if italians invented pizza, where did they get tomatoes? Tomatoes aren't indigineous to italy, but america... italian pizza is based on AMERICAN CULINARY TECHNOLOGY WITHOUT AMERICA ITALIAN PIZZA COULD NOT EXIST
>>
>>75453132
BENT
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>>75453511
faggot general
>>
just poured a gallon of sulphuric acid down my throat
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Up aw nite again lads
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Business idea: pretend to have ADHD in front of a psychiatrist, deceiving them into supplying me with a cheap source of amphetamine pills
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>>75453538
imagine caring this much about pizza
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>>75453503
>tfw turbulent
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>>75453538
europe had tomatoes before the USA was even a twinkle in george washington's eye
>>
>>75453511
could there BE a more reddit thread?
>>
>>75453546
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
>>75453498
>believes I went to england
>doesn't believe I went to italy though
hmmm
if you don't believe me you can read some food critics' opinions on it
you're the one spouting memes. I've seriosuly never heard of people going to england for the food, ever. food critics come here all the time and love it.
again, I'm not bothered by your opinion because most people agree with me
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>>75453547
Still sore about the failed flag referendum John?
>>
>>75452778
Yes, went to a Polish friends birthday and some uni friend took me out drinking once

Also with roommates and lastly a few times on my own
>>
>>75453503
Intj is the main 4chan one
>>
>>75453524
Fuck off yank
>>
>>75453538
modern pizza was invented in the 1800s I think

before tomatoes they had different stuff on them
also
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focaccia
>>
>>75453549
mate i've been trying to do this for 4 years and the best i could get so far is concerta

have another psychiatrist appointment in a few days so fingers crossed
>>
>>75453563
Twinkies were invented in 1930.
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Let's be honest rorke, if you put your bias aside this man impressed you last night
>>
>>75453575
if i had my way we'd drop the bent stars and use a proper ensign
>>
>>75453592
Yer mums minge was invented in 1930
>>
love /brit/ hate /fr/ simple as
>>
When I went to Yankland everyone thought I was French despite (because of?) my thick German accent. It was bizarre.
>>
im not a religious man but every night I pray queen elizabeth dies soon
>>
>>75453603
Jeremy corybn shows more support for the IRA than most Irish politicians
>>
>>75453534
If you were intellectually under equipped, an IQ test would only confirm that insecurity. Think before you speak moron.
>>
>>75453574
Never said I believed you went to england either, fat fuck.
Not bothered by your opinions either because you're a typical clueless, culture-less yank stranded on the wrong side of the Atlantic trying to tell people about their countries. Now fuck off and go eat some chicago "pizza", fat fuck.
>>
>>75453603
Yes, I was going to vote for Mummy May but after seeing Corbyn's performance I don't think I can anymore.
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>>75453617
you MUST go back
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>>75453603
>Politics
>>
>>75453617
how'd you end up with a thick german accent? you a kraut?
>>
>>75453603
not really
he choked a lot and answered a number of questions vaguely, particularly immigration
the questions he answered clearly, i disagreed with
paxman used a really weak line of attack on corbyn compared to may

may just made meaningless word soup with every answer

corbyn was better, but he still wasn't great
>>
>>75453629
we can't let her get the nuclear codes!
>>
>>75453617
Continentals are all the same 2bf
>>
Not gonna lie, former Corbyn supporter here. this is fucking hilarious watching him crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get British Rail.
>>
>>75453627
what an idiot you are, doing well on an IQ test isn't the same as being smart

>Think before you speak moron.
follow your own advice there chum
>>
>>75453628
>puts pizza in quotation marks
hmmm so it isn't like italian pizza is it? kek
you obviously do not care about food critics' opinions on the matter either
>>
>>75453617
yanks can't tell the difference between an Australian and UK accent, don't give a moment's thought to anything a yank says, ever.
>>
Love how thailad presents himself as some political mastermind, but then lowers himself to the level of using racial slurs, hilarious
>>
DRAKE
>>
The ex got a fidget spinner. How do I tell her she's autistic?
>>
>>75453668
Pizza in quotes just like I'd put "human" in quotes whenever referring to a yank, you fat fuck.

Now fuck off.
>>
>>75453670
nigger
>>
>>75453668
who is the anthony fantano of food critics?
>>
i am a political mastermind
am absolutely a about politics, i will make everything clear
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>tfw to intelligent for a job or a social life
>>
>>75453684
Autism is trendy
>>
if i blast heavy metal into my headphones enough i can feel my earwax drip out
>>
>>75453670
hello nigger
>>
Just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually shit myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Great night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time. SLAYED.
>>
>>75453693
glad we can agree on chigaco pizza not being relabeled italian pizza then
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Love pints
Hate yanks

really isn't much more to me than that
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>>75453670
Any such perception of presentation you've made you've determined for yourself.
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>>75453681
half nigger, half jew

he represents everything wrong with western society
>>
>>75453694
>>75453714
>babby's first racial slur

if you're trying to get a rise, at least be creative lads
>>
my name?
jeff
>>
terrorism? to be quite frank, not a fan
>>
>>75453681
Mental that he is a Canadian Jew that pretends to be an American black.
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>>75453758
bigot
>>
>>75453749
abo wog black niggy nigger coon spook
>>
>>75453755
>>75453755
>>75453755

Hew Thread

>>75453741
Drake is Based.
>>
Plans: get drunk in bedroom alone
>>
southampton is a bit grim
full of darkies and muzzies
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Does anyone have pic of German girl fucked over a police car by a black dude
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