Islam will dominate Europe edition
Kick the pakis out of the country
young people have to either live with their parents or in a flatshare!
neither option gives them the peace and quiet they need!
none of the solutions (earplugs, asking them to be quiet) work!
sad!
far too many cases!
we NEED more socialised housing
nighty night
love waking up my runt of a son by speaking to my wife extremely loudly haha
he seems to think we do it accidentally. actually we do it to spite him because he's a pathetic cunt
>>75450594
Verily there is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his messenger.
woke up this morning and my bollocks had been surgically removed
>>75450624
>>75450654
Visited by the bollock fairy
*increases volume of conversation even more*
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DRANK ALL THAT CIDER WHEN YOU WERE PREGNANT, DEAR
hmm, it seems being a recluse for 3 years has impaired my social skills...
>>75450672
>>75450635
fuck off
i watch anime EXTREMELY loudly simply in order to make everyone else in the house feel uncomfortable
*thumps the ceiling with a broomstick*
WHAT'S THAT, RUNT?
>>75450704
screaming
back from the run
saw someone running today
saw someone watching someone running today
saw someone staring at a runner today, was a bit of a weird bloke
got a right sweat on, get a whiff of this
saw two spackers watching some bender prancing about
was proper gay
saw someone watching someone watching someone running today
>>75450594
Seriously fuck Britain
saw someone on brit today
>>75450750
oh dear he's serious, that changes everything.
>>75450594
i hope foulards become a thing again.
Was nonplussed about the NHS but seeing Americans having to get gofund me donations I think we should keep it
Saw the newest Disney's, Pirates of The Caribbean film. Thoroughly enjoyed Johnny's performance as a squash buckling pirate. Seeing colonial British Empire vessels sink warmed my heart as much as the maltesers, my stomach. The CGI, tasteful. And the humor, not overdone. The addition of Ms. Scodelario was welcome and provocative. In short, I recommend you go see Disney's, Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales at your soonest possible leisure.
saw what appeared to be a series of cretins starting at each other with the front man of this train starting at some poor lad out for a run
NEED a gf in her early 30s, don't want to be having with these younger and more unstable girls
>>75450769
>>75450769
>starting
unsure how i made this mistake twice
got called a runner in greggs earlier
i'm just mummy's 24 year old bouncing little baby boy
Business idea: tinder but with a 100 metre range
Instant meet ups
>>75450822
wechat has this, also I expect you'll find a lot of chineseseses using it
the teenager working at greggs this morning gave me a cheese and onion roll when i clearly asked for a pasty. i vaulted over the counter and delivered an earth-shattering right hook straight to his gonads. little runt deserved it for his poor service
going to see 'Pirates of the Caribbean XVII: Johnny Depp poses for pirate flick' tonight
business idea: tinder but for people who want to race eachother in a 100m sprint
could dust any one of you
business idea: false flag terror attacks to trigger marshal law and install a fascist government
i'm going to make myself very clear here.
if i get called a runt one more time, i WILL cry
Why are Russians so sad?
actual business idea: tinder but for people who want to find a workout partner. you would list which gym you go to and find matches that way.
thoughts?
business idea: become a prostitute but when people hire you just pee all over them instead of having sex
>>75450781
Vape Naysh Yall
>>75450874
imagine being white but not being treated or seen as white
same thing with pretty much all slavs
>>75450876
stealing your idea rn
>>75450879
I've already told you NOT to do this
>>75450813
alri greek
*enters the motorway at 50ks*
>>75450898
NOOOOOOOOO
my bin is fucking full of phlegm and spunk
>be me
>going to see the WILD and CRAZY blockBALLBUSTer of the summer with my gf
>got my express pass Elite Couples tickets in the mail weeks before after passing penis inspection in the top 1%, upgraded to Diamond class due to my Jewish gfs all natural DD breasts
>push my way to the front of the line past some manlets trying to bribe their way through the 6'5 height limit
>make my way to the designated Kinoma shuttle but am told by a grovelling employee that due to new Affirmative Action regulations by President Drumph, a mandatory singles quota is now in place, and the bus is currently full of them.
>scowl and begin to leave before the employee tells be of the experimental Diamond Class teleporter they have now in operation
>think nothing of it and just want to get to the theater so I can fuck my gf in the couples only spotlit section
>she goes through the teleporter with no issues so I follow next
>feel an intense pain, thoughts of fear and loneliness grip my mind for the first time in my life
>step out of the smoking teleporter on the other side
>there was an error, I feel sick but check the console for information
ERROR: PRESENCE OF PRIMARY AND SECONDARY ELEMENTS, POSSIBLE GENETIC FUSION
>If primary element is Anon, what is secondary element?
SECONDARY ELEMENT: NOT-ANON
>computer, identify second element
SECOND ELEMENT: VIRGIN
>damn, one must have snuck in
>I step back in horror, already feeling the chances
>shout at my gf in terror to get away from me
>muscles melt away
>chin recedes back into my neck as greasy hair covers it
>penis retracts up into my body with only a small nub sticking out
>spine twists into an exaggerated hunch as I shrink to 5'2
>gf is crying as my stomach and man boobs begin to bloat out at a terrifying rate
>she tries to run but is not fast enough, is caught and absorbed by the terrifying pink mass of flesh, along with the other theatergoers
>cry as i feel them struggling, dissolving inside my horrendous bulk
>never got to see Baywatch
>>>/pol/127685558
>>75450913
*heems your runtmobile with a righteous pit maneuver*
thoughts on saffron?
1kg is worth 10k USD
>>75450949
not worth it
@936
abysmal post
>>75450955
thoughts on caviar?
>>75450982
Rather have a KFC bucket
>>75450982
'netto thanks
>>75451005
What does French Poverty taste like?
>INTP
>>75450989
>>75451011
thoughts on truffles?
>>>/pol/127688241
thanks for the bump
>>75450989
was about 11 when i found out the K was for kentucky
was about 17 when I found out kentucky was a state
>>75451019
going to eat truffle form magic mushrooms in amsterdam
>>75451023
I saged, I even said I saged, dumb cunt
>>75451018
>INTJ
19 months since I last had my penis in a girl
>>75451027
Bit of a slow learner ey?
>>75451030
thoughts on kobe beef?
>>75451046
in non-autistic circles you people are called narcissistic twats
19 years since I last had my penis in a girl
>>75451058
prefer kobe lobster
people that say japanese cars are better than euro cars are fucking retards
040
thanks for the (You)
yurope is a cancer
islam is the answer
>>75451063
Was it your mothers uterus?
>>75451023
Really pathetic bait desu
>>75451063
bet she was screming
>>75451080
umm, it's funny? get over it loser
There has never been a better album released in the entire history of music than pic related.
"High Speed Dirt" alone is better than any Mozart.
black people are genetically inferior to white people in every way that counts
having a big willy and being able to run really fast will not get you very far in today's world
>>75451076
thoughts on polish diaspora in the uk?
What happened to the k-pop posters?
also Thai pop
http://youtu.be/5ab5q-L_YU8
http://youtu.be/-F28MOE1o-w
http://youtu.be/VQfOKM9cmMg
http://youtu.be/KAaFI6P2RaE
>>75451095
good post
>>75451077
bad post
>>75451116
they got banned because kpop has little to nothing to do with british culture
>>75451124
neither does much of anything else posted here
>>75451059
R-rude
Inb4 Rust in Peace fags argue it's better than Countdown to Extinction.
>>75451113
no one cares
>>>/pol/
>>75451145
He's right though
>>75451155
rasheed
>>75451155
nigger
>>75451155
>>75451144
Don't know what this is but you can sure bet Countdown to Extinction is a better album.
>nigger
>>75451102
>thrash metal
is it real virgin hours already?
Is eating traps gay?
Have you heard of the high elves?
MBTI is pseudoscience
>>75451183
nigger
HRAH
BLURG
HMMPH
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
>A zoo-keeper who died after a tiger entered an enclosure at a wildlife park in Cambridgeshire has been named as 33-year-old Rosa King.
wew
>>75451194
Modern day astrology. Which starsign are you!
>>75451187
blonde people are subhumans
>>75451210
virgo
>>75451141
shh
>blonde people are subhumans
New Europeans will have.
Dick just large enough to satisfy most girls but not be too big for some of them
Fairly decent IQ but not enough to pull of jewish tricks
Masculine personality and willingness to get in a fight and die for his country and beat his women back into place
Won't drink alcohol because respects this islamic tradition even if not islamic
>>75451192
I used to have a high elf army. Had 100+ archers and spearmen, a silver helm cavalry unit, Tyrion and Teclis, and a dragon.
All my mates had different armies. One had orcs, one had skaven, one had dark elves and so on.
Anyone else think Blade Runner was kind of boring?
15 kilotons straight to the gonads
>OP is a troll he is from /int/.
>>>75450946 (You)
>He's trying to be a 'puppet master' and distract you all from the board. He posts interracial cuck porn all the time on /brit/ he's just a shill. Remember to sage.
hello, I am black
>>75451237
So it's going to take us back to Christian Dark Ages, great
>Remember to sage.
Death > Classic Black > Thrash > nu-blac/melodic
Tampon advert on telly. Bit gross.
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPP*
oh, sorry lads
smoking some saffron kush
The paki is absolutely fuming that I killed his dumb little troll thread on /pol/
listening to get lucky
keep hearing "mexican monkey"
>>75450946
>implying you're controlling people when really, people are just having a discussion about a topic you introduced
What's it like being unemployed?
>>75451283
>dumb
FOY
>>75451266
Death metal is absolute shit. Too screamy and not riffy enough. Thrash is unironically heavier without being nearly as edgy.
>>75451023
>linking to /brit/ on /pol/
Like we need more /pol/ on here.
marry THIS
*pulls out knob*
Is this the episode of Frasier where Daphne kicks off and smashes a vending machine?
>>75450733
don't tell me, it was a nigger
>listening to metal
wew, remember when I was an edgy 16 year old who liked "mosh pits" too, thank god I grew up
>talking to me before I've had my morning Joe
you got a death wish mate?
business idea: make a thread about /brit/ on /pol/
Wife just gave birth to her son.
>>75451338
cool it with the anti-american remarks
>>75450624
living alone since 18y/o didn't work that well for me
>>75451341
Coffee? Oh, you mean my survival juice.
>>75451343
Do it when leftypol raids, get them to turn /brit/ into a battleground for a day.
>What's it like being unemployed?
>>75451313
Thrash is a bit grandpa tier
some good stuff out there but a lot of it is unoriginal now
Death is honestly top tier and if you can't handle the vocals its because you're a little puss
>>75451345
you mean your son?
>>75451178
>don't know what this is
>wew, remember when I was an edgy 16 year old who liked "mosh pits" too, thank god I grew up
>>75451370
muh flag tho
>>75450896
the fuck are you talking about? that may happen in your countries
>>75450594
No!
took /éire/ back from the anime pedos last night
a moments silence for all those who fell in the ensuing battle
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>75450594
hate police
simple as
>>75451375
Slayer is heavier than any death metal band. You can actually hear what Tom is saying and they aren't compensating any lack of heaviness with edgy lyrics. They have edgy lyrics AND heavy ballsy riffs.
>grandpa tier
I listen to shit from before your dad was born.
That Krays film "Legend" is on Channel 4 on Saturday. Thought it only just came out.
Dare me to have a Cornetto for breakfast?
>listening to metal
alri underages
>>75451472
metal only really got going in the 70s bud
but Slayer, seriously?
only numales hate aggressive vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsdWLtPAVqM
>>75451465
fitzgerald
>>75451499
>eating musical instruments for breakfast
>take in in loads of foreigners
>increase vote share and get majority in government
>reunite ireland
>kick out all the foreigners
Gerry is playing 32d chess lads
>>75451487
two.5 years ago
Wish things would go back to pre-gamergate. Before any of this SJW shit was mainstream and people weren't screaming cuck at each other 24/7.
ozzy man reviews is the least funny thing on the planet
>>75451555
don't care
What will happen when they encounter the IRA/Pakistan alliance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d27gTrPPAyk
>>75451566
>when
>>75451545
hrm, not enough cuckpods available
*throws you into the deep end of the singles pit*
>why yes, i listen to music rather than superior mood setting ambiance
just found out that my jacket which i bought over a month ago has pockets that i didnt know it had
>>75451631
what a terribly written sentence
>>75451645
there's nothing wrong with it, except perhaps the lack of punctuation but i don't care because i'm lazy and cool
'Nigel' is slang for loser in Australia
Hate going first in Hearthstone you don't get any advantage because 80% of the time you don't have the right card.
>>75451609
>people who get uncomfortable upon hearing the human voice
reporting this to the FBI, V-Files division
>>75451545
It had to be brought out into the open. They were indoctrinating kids in schools and universities long before Gamergate. Exposing their corruption in the field of videogame journalism only baited them into revealing the extent of the SJW collusion with the press, their methods (smearing, brigading, false flagging etc), and attitude towards their ideological enemies (non-SJWs).
Morning x
Wonder what I'll do today
It's been almost three years since Robin Williams necked himself lads. I'm still sad.
>>75451657
>just found out
>i didnt know it had
ah yes, excellent writing friendo. totally not redundant
Australian posters are not very good.
>>75451691
GOOD post
>>75451687
you wear a fedora
>>75451702
BAD post
When you're taking take a hot shower after a hefty poo but you get that diarrhoea stomach ache halfway through...
>>75451702
terrible post
>normie mates in the UK becoming redpilled
>>75451673
did you not have enough mana? haha what level was the balrog? did the elf cast a firebomb
>>75451709
>>75451719
i think it's a decent alternative to quoting with a fedora picture, it's straight to the point, and i would argue it has more impact
>>75451686
>was found hanging, arse just inches from the floor
>he could have stood up at any time
>he just really wanted to die
>>75451721
>Probley
>their
>>75451712
Poo in the shower like a Pajeet.
>>75451721
>the intelligence of the average /pol/tard
wew
>>75451749
i'm going to have to ask you to never respond to me ever again
thanks
>>75451756
I know..
>>75451760
they wouldn't know what /pol/ is, hence normie.
>>75451686
Probably for the best. I wouldn't wish a slow descent into horrific dementia on the poor man.
>>75451680
Yeah I know, wish it would just be over. Now you can't be anything left of a hardline libertarian with white nationalist sympathies nowadays without having a bunch of autists screeching at you.
Hate feminsts and SJWs and was a supporter of gamergate, but I'm just getting tired of it all.
>>75451752
probably trying to rub one out
>>75451752
how did he keep his legs off the floor
>>75451702
Better than the usual fedora post. Much better.
>>75451765
i'll never respond to you again if you never post again
nobody likes you leafs
News flash: nobody cares
>>75451792
pretty sure that is what happened Tbh
>>75451795
if I remember correctly this is how he was found
>>75451824
hahah lulz umad bro???
>>75451783
cuck
roaring
>>75451857
ebin
>>75451845
mildly annoyed and somewhat restless, yes
>>75451857
nothing wrong with cuckolding, it's literally just a fetish.
not a cuck btw
if you talk about grammar or spelling again I'm going to have to report you
>>75451864
didn't watch because of the cursor movement
black pigeon speaks seems pretty high on the rorke scale
Now Playing: Love Reign O'er Me - The Who
MY ANCESTRAL HOMELAND
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this sentence. Try to find a flaw, I dare you.
>>75451924
Used a comma instead of a full stop like a faggot.
>>75451924
You used a comma instead of a semicolon.
>>75451924
the poster emits waves of severe autism
>>75451876
would crush your trachea in one hard jab if you said that in earshot of me
>>75451924
Boring, predictable, irrelevant, pointless, unnecessary.
>>75451924
written by a virgin, could have combined both ideas into one sentance
Eating my last Cornetto.
>>75451924
You can do much better:
>There's nowt wrong with this sentence, try to find a flaw; I dare you.
>>75451998
try tae find a flaw*
>>75451940
>>75451945
>>75451951
>>75451968
>>75451977
>>75451998
>>75452010
>scots english
no such thing
get that bollocks out of here
There is a hidden message in this post.
Look closely.
>>75452042
screamer do not read
You guys heard the voiceover guy on Channel 4? He blatantly has some kind of speech impediment. They picked the worst person for the job, purely out of political correctness.
Why would someone with a speech impediment even go in for a job in which the one thing you need is clear speech? That's his calling? The guy with a clear speech impediment is best suited for public speaking for a national broadcast?
If this country is fucked, it's not because of Brexit or immigrants, it's because of shit like this. What's next? We gonna have people with Parkinson's doing surgery? Known pedos looking after kids? It's not their fault, so we have to let them do what they want even if everyone else suffers.
Scots? Welsh? Irish?
You're alright in my book
English?
We're gonn have problems
Why is literally every Oxbridge student a cucked liberal socialist?
>>75452072
>watching tele
umm sweetie... no xxx
>>75452084
because the educational system is quite left wing overall
The next sentence is true.
The previous sentence was false.
>>75452084
>intelligent people are liberals
really tingles the testicles
>>75452072
one of the kids shows on the UK tv has a woman with half an arm
not really sure why they need to shove disabled people into everything
>>75452084
yet to meet someone who went to oxbridge who isn't/wasn't centre right
what are you supposed to wear to an edm festival?
>>75452125
centre right means you're a cuck but not a socialist usually
>>75452084
Everyone is like that in our eyes
>>75452084
Because only intelligent people get into those positions and all intelligent people are "anarcho-socialists."
Nothing to do with the professors politically indoctrinating students there.
to intelligent to discuss politics with you worms
>>75452146
t shirt, shorts, sunglasses (optional)
>>75452072
Why are you so upset about Channel 4 not discriminating against people?
it's not like he's reading the news, it's a fucking 30 second bit between adverts
Find a floor in this sentence, I dare you.
>>75452175
so barefooted?
This isn't even /brit/ it's just /anglo/ at this point
>>75452207
yeah thats how real men go
>>75452116
I don't mind that if she's a good entertainer or whatever she's doing. But you wouldn't hire her to teach guitar, because her disability specifically affects that, just like speech impediment guy's disability is specifically affecting his ability to do that specific job.
>>75452216
go where?
>>75452213
*ahem*
>>75452178
>not discriminating
They're literally discriminating against people who can do the job competently.
>>75452219
why do you want to genocide the disabled?
>>75452187
Floor? What floo-AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH
>>75452245
Could you still understand him? Did you know what show was coming next?
>>75452114
I'm highly intelligent and not liberal, same goes for a lot of people I know. Seems to me it's more about the social circles you live in than your intelligence.
>>75452241
like he said, anglo
Good news lads, the judge decided to reduce my sente
>I'm highly intelligent
>I'm highly intelligent
>>75452266
>Could you still understand him?
Not as well as someone without a speech impediment. If he could speak perfectly clearly then it wouldn't be a speech impediment.
>Did you know what show was coming next?
Yes, from the TV Guide. Not from him. I was too distracted by the way he spoke as though he had half an orange in his mouth to concentrate on what he was saying.
stop replying to leafs
>>75452297
>>75452295
Just an objectively measurable fact, lads, no need to get upset :^)
*heems you all in one swift blow*
>>75452303
>Not as well as someone without a speech impediment.
But you could understand him, meaning he can do the job just fine.
Are you also triggered when people in wheelchairs are allowed on public transport?
>>75452289
I'm a Gael you blonde, swarthy anglo bastard
>Just an objectively measurable fact, lads, no need to get upset :^)
>>75452337
why don't they just walk lmao
>>75452343
anglo
>>75452337
the spot that the disgusting wheelchair user takes up could fit 2 people who actually can walk. it takes all my mental toughness not to go up and punch them right in the face when the driver starts setting up that fucking ramp. makes me sick
and dont get me started on the guy that does the idents on the tee vee, speaking all retarded
>trenchcoat.png
What in the fuck do I do from now until uni starts again in September?
Got literally 0 plans
>>75452411
drugs and masturbation
>go to friends house
>smell weed
>know his brother has other drugs as well and anonymously report him to the cops
>>75452423
>drugs
on the cross
>>75452411
Get swole.
>>75452440
Virgin
>>75452440
Virgin
>>75452084
>cucked
shan't be engaging in this buzzword drivel - off with you
>>75452460
>>75452467
>sex
to the lions
>>75452337
>he can do the job just fine
No, he does the job to a subpar standard. He was blatantly hired out of pity. His qualification was his speech impediment. That's not only unfair on people who applied for the job who don't have a speech impediment, it's patronising to people who have speech impediments.
>Are you also triggered when people in wheelchairs are allowed on public transport?
Completely different situation, not comparable in any way. And I'm not "triggered." I'm not suffering PTSD from this, I don't need a therapy dog or a colouring book. It's just maddening that the PC brigade are treating disabilities like novelties, to be paraded around in inappropriate positions as a show of their virtue. And obviously, it goes without saying, anyone who doesn't like it is an ableist monster.
>>75452366
hate anglos
>>75452116
it's to normalise people with disabilities, I don't see an issue with it, get kids used to seeing stuff like that like that spastic girl on Tracy Beaker
woke up filled with regret
>>75452187
*sigh*
take your internetz and leave
stop worshipping a dead kike on a stick
Sick of this, wish you well, I'm by myself, nobody else
rate me lads
Sausages...
Walls..
woke up
Drumpf..
they call me the kino man
watching some lad wake up
>>75452569
>>75452584
>>75452587
>>75452592
the clues... what do they mean
https://youtu.be/FoXN-m6trGE
>>75451415
Fug
>>75452606
Nu thread
watching two benders cuddling in bed through the window
>>75452567
reminder that this guy has had sex whilst you're still a virgin
>>75452680
prove both those assertions please
watching a creepy yank watching two benders cuddling in bed
>>75452712
You can read his ED article for confirmation, and you're way of grammar just REEKS of virginity.