/brit/

How did mummy may do on tv last night?

Need a repeat of the 2004 boxing day tsunami

don't like people who aren't white

Why is this leaf shilling so hard for nonwhite immigration to the US

>>75449206
>leaf
there's your problem

>yanks dont want to work, here's a video proving this
>that was uploaded in 2010!!!!!!! (im trying my hardest to deflect the point made)

howling

>>75449206
>leaf
I wonder why

>>75449192
Paxo went easy on her

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thailad would you die if the boxing day tsunami happened again?

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>Guardians of the Galaxy 2
>walk into auditorium
>a sudden hush of silence in the air
>hear whispering
>"Mommy how come that ugly old man is by himself? Is he going to rape us?"
>find a seat in an empty corner
>movie starts
>Groot starts dancing
>nobody is laughing, which is really strange
>look around
>they're all staring at me
>movie pauses
>my phone starts ringing
>expect it to be mom since nobody else has my number
>it just says "Robert" what the fuck
>"Good evening, sir. I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience, but it seems you are in the wrong room. Please exit the auditorium at once and make your way to the front lobby."
>pull ticket out of my pocket to double check the information because I'm pretty sure I'm in the correct room
>bullet streaks by, putting a hole through the ticket where it says the auditorium number
>"Like I said, it seems you are in the wrong room."
>someone throws a soda at me
>it lands on my lap, making it look like I peed myself
>"This loser peed himself!"
>Stacy #356 comes over and kicks me in the dick
>"Haha, I bet you enjoyed that, you pervert! Get lost!"
>run down the stairs
>trip and land in the manlet pit
>they start worshiping me for being 5'11"
>become king of the manlets
>they show me a secret passage
>a forgotten tunnel built by ancient miners
>walk, run, and crawl through the never-ending twisting path
>travelling for what seems like years
>take another step and slip
>the ground is completely smooth now
>sliding down for 15 minutes
>land in what seems to be an underground lake in a giant dome-shaped room
>this must be where the shower water is collected

This is it. There's no way out now. The water is filthy but still drinkable. And there's plenty of fruit so I won't starve. Maybe this is where I belong.

hate racism
hate immigrants
hate the rich
hate the tories
hate bourgeoisie
hate vegans
hate tattoos
hate religion
hate monarchy
hate pollution
hate nostalgia
hate drugs
hate inequality
hate cosmopolitans

love my mum

what am i

Corbyn looked ready to become PM last night.

>>75449126
hmm yes poles and russians really want to pick potatoes and tomatoes for the big strong americans, they certainly are that poor and desperate

@75449213
Yeah we get it, you're trying very hard for (You)s.

yanks don't need the mexicans to work in agriculture, they don't eat fruits and vegies anyways

>>75449225
It didn't affect Bangkok, and even in the miraculous event that a tsunami reached central Bangkok somehow, I spend the majority of my life several floors above ground.

>>75449232
Why did you post this in /brit/ of all places?

>>75449233
bloody racist

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Who here /NazBol/?

>>75449206
he's canadian aka chinese

>>75449206
Day of the rake.

>>75449241
Farm subsidies are are terrible policy and the entire agriculture industry accounts for approximately 1 percent of our GDP.

I'd rather all of that go to waste rather than import a ton of shitskins who will ruin our national identity.

I'd rather pay a couple dollars more and have a robot pick my produce rather than some dirty beaner

>>75449233
>love my mum
a gay boy

>NazBol

the memes have gone too far

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on the train

Business idea: instead of importing Mexicans to do the work of picking fruit, just use the penal labor we already have untapped in lockup across the country

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>>75449256
#tankiepryde

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the british elite don't care about the british working class
from using them in mills as child labour, to importing 100s of 1000s of migrants every year as cheap labour
feels bad knowing your entire class is hated

ceo of google: indian
ceo of adobe: indian
ceo of pepsico: indian
ceo of mastercard: indian

>commie nazis
just had milk squirt out of my nose just thinking about how there are probably people ITT who would take something like this seriously

>>75449270
do you know what subsidies are champ? they would probably have to subsidise farmers further if they didn't let mexicans in to offset the increase in labour costs

cannot FATHOM how anyone can find oasis any good, 2 absolute degenerate druggies wailing in to a microphone who still think their opinion matters today

>>75449297
next prime minister of Canada: Indian

>>75449297
Canada: Indian

>>75449249
alri sammy boy, hows the trombone playing going?

>>75449253
i said i hate racism
i don't use racial slurs, treat everyone the same and have had plenty of non white friends. i just don't like mass immigration for many reasons and am sceptical over multiculturalism

America: thin-skinned central

>>75449233
bizarro rashorke

>>75449323
your a bloody racist

https://www.reddit.com/

Business Idea: Become Nazi, steal the Jews money and murder people we don't like.

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NazBolism is not just a meme. Disdain it as such only at your own peril.

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can hear the fit girl next door getting power slammed by her bf

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Are Soho walkups in London any good?


https://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/Soho_Walk_Ups

>>75449342
reddit post

>>75449353
Record and then blackmail her

morning lads

>>75449328
is that a good thing?
>>75449331
rude
>>75449345
so what the nazis did then

Australians have gotten slack lately, used to be a steady increase of them around this time to displace the yanks

>>75449323
>plenty of non white friends
>sceptical over multiculturalism
What?

>>75449353
audio? pics?

>>75449371
Morning champ, cheers

>image.jpg

hi there reddit!

>>75449378
shut up runt boy

ceo of lenovo: chinese
ceo of credit karma: chinese
co-founder of guitar hero: chinese
ceo of enron: chinese
founder of newegg: chinese
co-founder of youtube: chinese
ceo of pintrest: chinese

>>75449391
fuck off yank

>>75449381
good post

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My dad shared this pic on the 'acebook this morn, thought you lads might enjoy

canadian people: chinese

>>75449379
so long as they act like me i can get on with most people
what i don't like is ethno-cultural enclaves forming. it happens too much with muslims

bowl of frosted shreddies lads

cant go wrong

>>75449322
going to need an explanation for this

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What's a good way of knowing if a girl likes you lads

>>75449420
howled at this post

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>he does the virgin sit

>>75449420
you: useless virgin posting on a chinese cartoon forum

>>75449426
if she looks at you without disgust

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Hmmm

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>>75449430
i was sitting exactly like that

>>75449426
>anime poster
No girl will ever like you, you pathetic waste of space

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the bum

My UK itinerary for June:
London - 2 days
Stonehendge - 3 days
Birmingham - 3 days
Edinburgh - 5 days
Belfast - 2 weeks

Thoughts?

>>75449378
mainly post at night to avoid them

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>>75449445
what if she is a bigger weeb than i am

>>75449446
Not seeing a bum anywhere in this image

Do you lads reckon the leaf is a dog eating, slit eyed, yellow Jew Asian or a street shitting, curry reeking, gang raping Asian?

>paleo-gf wants to go out tonight
>I saw we should go see Alien Covenant
>she's already seen it, says we should see the FUN and RAUNCHY R-rated summer flick Baywatch instead
>have to order a singles ticket because they don't count Asian GFs
>mandatory decontamination shower and penis inspection before I can upgrade to a couples seat
drinking heavily now so I'll be able to fill up the complimentary piss jug and not get kicked out

>>75449461
>picks out successful indians
I wonder

>>75449461
Stop embarrassing yourself

>>75449461
>getting this mad because you're a virgin with a small dick

howling

The Jews did 9/11

>>75449455
Then she's probably a fat mess. Congratulations on your low hanging fruit

>>75449395
east asians have more neanderthal dna than whites, but in some areas it's to their own detriment
likewise, native americans have even more neanderthal dna and they're kinda shit

whites are the right balance

>>75449447
2 weeks in Belfast too much and i'd change Birmingham too Leeds

>>75449469
http://www.indiatimes.com/news/world/bad-news-indians-have-the-second-smallest-penis-in-the-world-235005.html

>>75449471
No it was me

>>75449479
t. watched a varg video once

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alri thailad

>>75449481
I need to spend 2 weeks in Belfast because I'm going to volunteer my time at a refugee center.

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>>75449492
alri

>>75449479
>muh Neanderthal DNA meme

Neanderthals weren't more intelligent than their Homo sapiens contemporaries and all physical evidence of their material culture demonstrates this: in fact, they were more primitive. They never even developed throwing spears.

>>75449487
literally don't give a shit as i'm not indian and you thinking me pointing out american ceos are indian makes me indian is a classic rorke retaliation

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THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>75449447
what the fuck are you going to do at stonehenge for 3 days you weirdo?

Race is a social construct. We're all one race, the human race.

>>75449497
Fuck off you fat bastard

abcess

>>75449505
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/8898321/Neanderthals-were-too-smart-for-their-own-good.html
wrong

>>75449517
The charity I'm volunteering with is sending refugees on tours from Bath to Stonehenge

theres an inverse correlation between penis size and intelligence

notice how the stupidest people in the world (blacks) have giant penises but the smartest people in the world (east asians) have tiny penises

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Thailad.

>>75449479
>whites are the right balance
end this meme
you make it sound we're the Goldilocks race in a RPG game

>>75449506
I don't think it's an unreasonable guess, what are you?

>>75449497
Hmmmmm noice, try to go Isle of Man, and what king of refugee exist in Belfast? refugees from the sectarian problem or foreign?

>>75449538
am i also chinese then? >>75449395

fuck sakes thailad stop being such a wanker

>>75449527
Linking a tertiary review of a single dissertation from a fucking quasi tabloid is not an argument

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*scchllop*

thailad.

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>>75449513
>>75449536
I don't want to do this one after another after another every day.

>>75449537
we are though

>>75449534
>smartest people in the world (east asians
umm no goyim, that's ashkenazi jews

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>>75449555

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

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Thai so called lad I challenge thee

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a-alri thailad...

>>75449543
didn't see this post, what is your ethnic background? Surely you're not ashamed.

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Someone my age who lives in my street asked what I've been up to lads, conversation immediately went downhill from there...

>>75449559
ashkenazi jews are white europeans

>>75449534
That's explain why you are stupid, right?

>>75449567
i'm half indian half chinese

>>75449572
we wuz jews n shiet

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oi thai lad
kiss my arse

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asked some bent neet runt what he was up to just to force him to talk about his life

watching his heart fucking sink as he realised how pathetic he is made my nipples perk up a little with excitement

>>75449570
What you been up to mate

>>75449574
That's an interesting mix

>>75449574
do you get your fish eyes and dog soup at 7/11 or Dunkin Donuts?

>>75449578
Elegant post

might do one of those 23 and me tests lads

>>75449574
chindian

>>75449578
Reported for bestiality

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oi thailad kiss my bellend

business idea: post an image with the text "THAILAD!!!" to distract thailad from his posting his right wing stuff

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Toil begins in 56 minutes

Next break from work in: 68 days 8 hours and 56 minutes

>>75449573
>That's explain why you are stupid, right?

fuck off on out the thread you cant even speak english

>>75449601
https://youtu.be/qyfWZZ7uPuE

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F E E T
E
E
T

>>75449625
Beleza, anotado aqui em meu caderno, gordo otário

founder of apple: arab
ceo of pan-american airlines: arab
ceo of morgan stanley: arab
ceo of platinum equity: arab
ceo of jacobs engineering: arab
ceo of gores group: arab

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>all black people disappear
>literally everything except maybe music and sports becomes better overnight

Everyone knows it's true.

*makes eye contact with you*
*looks away*

>>75449657
A black man disappeared from the presidency and the country became much worse.

>>75449674
gottem

>>75449657
>except maybe music
?

>>75449631
>the minges are british

ofcourse

>>75449674
lmao nice

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Literally 10/10 face and feet

As a NazBol I am not affected by the observation that minorities, too, can serve at the helm of capital. What should I care for the ability of a Chinese or an Indian to extract surplus value from the labor of my volk? For me it's simple: blood, soil, and communism. 'Sheeds out.

>>75449701
>assume you mean mingers
pottery

>>75449706
>ywn lick her perfect cunt

the president of the united states was an american of kenyan heritage

Abcess. Face all swollen under right eye. Ate some yoghurt to line stomach, popped 2 co-codamol. Pain is mostly gone for now, but still uncomfortable. Worst bit is having to go dentist, get antibiotics, do those for 2 weeks. Then go dentist, get tooth pulled. 2 weeks, followed by a brutal extraction.

Enjoy your health lads. Intense pain is always lurking round the corner.

>>75449713
haha yeah thanks for understanding, you're not such a bad guy after all thai so called lad

>>75449657
don't listen to much black music at all honestly
don't mind rap and like some stuff but am not a big fan

sports would be more fun when the teams aren't full of African imports

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So so powerful

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>>75449715
life is suffering

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off to work lads

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>>75449725
you flatter me, sir.

>>75449584
He said he was on his way to pilates and that he's been going to pilates for years, so... I didn't really know what to say to that lmao

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>>75449709

>>75449631
>this
>QI earlier

is your understanding of the world built on shit tv and pseudo-science?

NazBol? bad meme sorry

>>75449757
are you saying either of these things are incorrect or would you just prefer I post scientific research papers that nobody would read?

>teeth are always yellow even though i brush my teeth twice a day everyday
ah yes thanks mum and dad for allowing me to drink nothing but soft drinks as a child

>>75449728
does the author of that video gain some sort of monetary compensation from that? can't imagine someone doing that cringey shit for free

>>75449773
get them whitened then

Monkeys with Internet access? Bad meme sorry

Love NazBolism. Hate leafs.

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>>75449761
join us

>>75449674
Obama pushed for Hillary, whose campaign pushed for Trump to be GOP nomination because she thought it would be easier to beat him. Wikileaks revealed how she used her extensive network of allies in the press to create the Hillary vs Trump narrative so that would be the general.

Hillary foisted Trump on you by trying to rig your election but was such a despicable candidate that literally nobody could lose to her. And the Dems either deny this (despite the hard evidence) or just brush this off like it doesn't matter.

It should've been Rand Paul vs Sanders.

>>75449728
Would've leveled the cunt just for the laugh

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>>75449674

>>75449773
you can't go around blaming your parents for everything that goes wrong in your life, now can you?

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>>75449674
>A black man
obama isn't black

Business idea: convert Corbyn to National Bolshevism

>>75449765
it's just sad that you can instantly recall this stuff to mind, you must watch a lot of terrible programming

read books or newspaper articles instead, you can be educated without reading scientific articles

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>germs

>>75449773
Your teeth are supposed to be ever so slightly yellow. Stop drinking so much coffee and/or smoking
Your childhood consumption of soft drinks has nothing to do with it

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I like rocking my head to music, but it makes me feel sick

>>75449816
>one thing is everything
zhangsheed

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lol

>>75449791
Not today senpai, sorry

>>75449837
don't talk back to me

>>75449829
>Stop drinking so much coffee and/or smoking
don't do any of that

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have to go for my run

>>75449838
What the fuck?

Anyway, anybody can be Native American now. There are hardly any pure bloods left. It's an ethnic distinction, not a racial one.

>>75449852
There's something in your current diet that's doing it. Figure out what it is

>>75449410
wish this "keep calm and x" gimmick would be retired

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>>75449865
umm did you just misrace me??

>>75449826
Why not all of these things? It depends on the level of interest I have for the subject, I'm not going to read a book about home dna testing because I don't really give a shit about it, CRISPR-Cas9 on the other hand... Also I must have seen that QI episode at least 10 years ago.

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the gf

>>75449894
That's a man isn't it

>>75449864
you dont have to
*tucks you in*

>>75449578
maybe give your ringpiece a wipe first

>>75449914
>portland
probably

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Based Corbs going to fix the housing crisis

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love these posters

>>75449947
with unregulated immigration?

i feel very awkward around disabled people

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Latinx folx

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No human is illegal

>>75449728
wow we should let them all in now

>>75449964
what about mentally disabled people like pakipoo

>>75449955
With mass house building

If Corbyn wins the CIA will assassinate him anyway

>>75449896
all I'm saying is you've shown clips from two uninspired tv programs, gives off a bad impression of taste

>>75449955
if you read labour's manifesto that's not what they're in favour of

business idea: double decker streets for more houses

>>75449947
Not even a rorke but there's nothing ANYONE can do about the absolute STATE of the UK housing market, especially in london.

The only way is to go full commie, or wait for the bubble to pop(which will probably be a while).

Firstly we need to stop the chinks, ruskies and arabs from using london real estate as an offshore bank account, more than 50% of homes in zone 1 are uninhabited(mainly because people can't afford them anyway, but still...)

>>75449986
China tried this, now they have ghost cities, and help to buy is just a band aid which will fuck over most people

>>75449986
Are there any [realistic] target projections he's made and costed or just the usual political rhetoric?
>>75450001
You've been there there nipping at my heals for both of them, gives a glowing impression. I appreciate your concern though.
>>75450004
Care to enlighten me on their immigration policies?

>>75450015
>more than 50% of homes in zone 1 are uninhabited

proofs?

>>75450047
>heals
heh, I win this argument
'til next time...

>>75450071
I'll give you that one.

We are ALL immigrants!

Btw if you try and say anything bad about Salaman Abu Mubarak, he was born right here in Salford, he's British haha checkmate racists

HOW CAN PEOPLE STILL THE DENY THE INEVITABLE RACE WAR?

>>75450015
Based corbs can do it
Have some faith in the man!

not too fond of the so called "British", if I was being honest

*denies the inevitable race war*

The idea that some Arab terrorist can call himself British is to me revolting

english and urdu are related languages
pakistanis ARE english

Everybody Loves Raymond on channel 4.

>>75450100
how can you deny the inevitable class war

*denies the inevitable class war too*
anything else?

>>75450142
the holocaust

I liked Globalism better when white Anglos could go anywhere they wanted and become citizens there of the new meme country they just founded last week

not a fan of the "fortress Europe but everyone is invited" gimmick

House of Cards season 5 in 20 minutes

>>75450129
>hicks rise up in revolution
>get destroyed by drones with air to surface missiles.
Hmm...

>>75450150
No, you have to say "How can you deny _____?" and then he'll say it.

How can you deny strasserism

>>75450168
>the government will just drone strike everybody until they win the civil war
why dont they just do that in the middle east

*denies strasserism*

>>75450172
thanks for clearing that up

>>75450184
ameritist BTFO

>>75449192
Poorly as per usual

Some crone with artificial empathy and not a single straight answer all night

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BLOODY MARY
BLOODY MARY
BLOODY MARY

>>75450217
alri Jezza

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>A Phuket Rajabhat University student was hospitalized Sunday afternoon after a yet to be explained toilet mishap ended with a destroyed commode and the young woman with a five centimeter gash on her leg.
What happened /brit/?

imagine if Trump didn't win and Brexit didn't happen?
lefties would have been absolutely MERCILESS in everything
you think their whining and protesting is bad now, imagine them victorious, would be mandatory circumcisions live on air on SNL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKMi9pmDN98
doing a watch

who was this nonce clapping for
https://twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/869305171842564096

>>75450234
am a lefty and voted brexit without hesitation

>>75450243
YOU
JUST
NOSE

>>75450233
>Phuket News
well well well aren't we fauncy?

>>75450265
got it from here
https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/toilet-trouble-misuse-facility-thought-behind-phuket-students-hospitalization/

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>>75450267
>Brussels sprouts are evolving

>>75450015
>Nothing anyone can do, except this, or this, or this

>>75450277
Why are the monks in thailand always getting arrested for drugs and prostitution and shit? aren't they supposed to be holy men?

>coconuts.co
THREE STRIKES
YOU'RE OUT THAILAD

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>>75450292
Islam is beautiful

>>75450267
>tfw no white muslim gf

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>>75450308
Here is a very lewd one

>>75450296
I don't think it's all that common.
>>75450301
hmm
>>75450304
h-how can you tell?

what's that over there
*points behind you*
*dips my bollocks in your pint while you're distracted*
never mind mate my mistake

Good episode of Everybody Loves Raymond

>>75450318
>fringe

h-haraam!

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>>75449213
>>75449242
lemme get that for you

white sharia is the future

I am the master of puns

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>>75450334
S-s-sorry my master

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>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

felt good improving the lives of others

>>75450321
*points behind you*
Look who it is!
*switches pints while you're distracted*
Oh no, thought it was someone else.

>force qts to cover themselves up
Islam is the gayest religion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcqMcaeyAwo

>QI
>shitty yank current affairs program
>coconuts.co

will have to record this in your permanent record thailad, sorry :(

The king of Thailand literally has AIDS and Thailad can be executed for publicly stating this fact

ULULATING

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This pint...

>>75450378
I think the second one was like a related video on youtube or something
>>75450390
>executed
nah

what is the pinnacle of architecture

>>75450402
selfridges, birmingham

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What just because I am Muslim means I can't be a high powered business woman? Stop being so ignorant!

>>75450402
bauhaus

>>75450402
Pinnacles, duh

doing a gf-not-have

>>75450413
Would love her to shatter my bollocks

for me, it's georges sorel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges_Sorel

lovely, another day off where i am woken up at 7:00 by my parents talking to each other at max volume.

this happens every fucking day off i have. i cannot remember the last time i had a full uninterrupted sleep in on a day off without them waking me up. i'm considering moving out just because of this

>>75450447
living in a flatshare where this happens. except it happens at like 6 in the morning because my house mates are weirdos who wake up at 5:30

im sleep deprived every single day.

workfu came in with a full fringe today

dropped so fucking hard

Can Thailad read the inscrutable scribbles used as a writing system in the country where he resides? Can he understand their gibberish language?

>>75450447
>>75450473
business idea: lots of high quality and affordable socialised housing

>work in a call centre
>took today off
>all the runt cuckolds at work today will be dealing with the weekend + bank holiday backlog while i'm home being comfy

haha take that you min wage shit job no qualification spastics

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>>75450447

>>75450447
Feel free to move out if you don't like it.

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>>75450482

>>75450479
I'm still at the level of reading where I have to decipher it and it takes a little time to sound it out in my head, specific words pop out easily enough though. Writing is easier. I can speak and understand fine.

>>75450498
or they could try just being a little bit quieter? living by myself would be an unnecessary financial burden. they have no problems with my living with them as of yet and it's generally perfectly convenient.

>>75450498
ah yes, the australian speaks his wise advice from his golden throne

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Does this dress make me look modest?

morning lads

morning nonce

work in 50 minutes
only takes me about 15 minutes to get in

and the boss doesn't mind if i don't come precisely before 9.

still 8 hours of stress and boredom looming.

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WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?!

>>75450523
They're kind enough to let you sleep in their house, the least you could do is let them talk at a reasonable time in the morning... Go to sleep earlier or move out if it doesn't suit you!

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just realised that im meant to be at work today

looks like i'll be apologising to the 'ol bossman

ah yes the schizophrenic anon thinks his parents are talking loudly

>>75450550
they do not need to talk to each other at a bazilion decibels with their door open so fucking early in the morning. they can talk without waking me up, they just have to talk a LITTLE quieter the usual

my fucking dad was imitating his obnoxious mother shouting at him this morning which is woke me up

>>75450523
nigga buy some earplugs

>>75450570
don't talk back to me spoiled brat

>>75450594
>>75450594
>>75450594

>>75450576
i have several pairs of various compositions. they've literally always fallen out by the time I wake up in the morning, i have stupidly shaped ear canals

*speaks very loudly to the wife*
SO YOU'VE ACCEPTED THAT ANON WILL DIE ALONE AND NEVER GIVE US ANY GRANDCHILDREN, RIGHT?
I TOLD YOU THE COMPUTER IN HIS ROOM WAS A BAD IDEA

>>75450576
flatshare one here.

bought several different types of earplugs they all seem to either fall out of my ear or get dangerously jammed into my ear over the course of the night.

english literally is a meme language

Made the dentist appointment.

Plan (for my own reference - do not read):
8am: Watch sitcoms on channel 4 until 10am.
10am: Do a poo, light incense and open window.
10:15am: Run a bath.
10:30am: Let bath cool.
10:50am: Get in bath, scrub.
11:20am: Get out of bath, dry and dress.
11:30am: Call taxi to dentist for 11:50am.
11:32am: Clean teeth and swill with mouthwash.
11:35am-11:50am: Spare time.
11:50am-12pm: Taxi into to town.
12:10pm: Dentist, ready for 12:15pm appointment.
??:??pm: Leave dentist, go to chemist to fill prescriptions (painkillers + antibiotics), get taxi/walk home (see how I feel)