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Question of the thread:

Should I get a second order of the chocolate cashews or stick with the peanuts? A little variety is good I figure but the chocolate cashews are currently on sale soo I think I might regret not buying two later. Also, in case anyone is wondering:

>No. 1 Raw Mix
>5 different nuts – Cashews, Almonds, Hazel Nuts, Walnuts, Brazils – together they are positively bursting with healthy nutrients! No.1 for their taste. No.1 for their kindness to your body.

Also any other recommendations? Trying to stay away from anything too sugary like glazed almonds as good as they are.

might play a bit of overwatch

there is nothing purer than the act of coitous between two young men

>>75421774
2 brazil nuts contain the RDA of selenium for an adult man. If you eat a lot of them on a regular basis you will literally get selenium poisoning.

A shame since they are objectively the superior nut.

had an ephiany about life lads.

I have a friend who hires a £200 PT at his gym. he goes to an expensive gym near his house to use the machines and follow his PT's instructions. He eats ready-food eg uncle bens rice, M&S ready meals etc etc

I by contrast learnt about exercise and lifting from reading books and information about it, I also made 2 excel sheets to track progress. I travel 2 miles to go to a cheaper gym than the nearest one to me, because its also better for strength training. I also force myself to eat porrdige, mackarel/sardines/sprats and rice/chicken/veg every day and track my nutrition on cronometer.

I just realised a weird sort of irony about all of this. My friend opts for convenience, he goes to gym, doesn't think about what he's doing just pays money and fits it into his working life so he feels healthy.

I on the otherhand, reject convenience so that I feel I've done a proper job of it. This entails me awkardly eating porridge at work, trying to eat sardines when I know I'll have no social interraction (because of the odour), spending my freetime reading about lifting or nutrition or cooking big meals. work hampers my ability to lift, but i press on and try to work around it. I lift at 6 in the morning, i take food to work, i try my hardest to simultaneously do a complete job of lifting and working, refusing to cut corners or pay for someone to do part of the job for me.

I think my friend has basically come to terms with work and I haven't. he accepts that you can't do both, so he pays a lot of money so he can at least feel healthy. i am deluded, i foolishly think you can work and develop yourself in meaningful ways simultaneously, even though its an awkward balancing act.

made me think

unironically talking about immigration being fine from my large garden next to two peacocks. Must be bad being poor

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susan

me at the back

>>75421774
Mmm choccy peanuts sound good x
Nuts are good for protein and that arent they?
Hope you have a VERY nice time eating of them

>Sex between a man and a woman
>Leads to the birth of a child
>Sex between a man and a man
>Leads to infections and diseases

ah yes, just natural :)

>>75421773
north bristol desu lad

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*rides through Damascus playing this HEAVY CHOON, causing the entire Syrian Civil War to end in an instant*

https://youtu.be/5mOIXdC4rgA

>>75421802
Thought they were protesting police violence?

hate aussies and kiwis

wish theyd fuck off my thread

where are my kissless handholdless dateless virgins at

Feeling sad, lonely, agitated, anxious and bored

Anyone who defends Islam should be locked up for life for terror offences.

>>75421868
sheed

>>75421868
>STIs only affect gays
have you told the scientists this yet lad? you might be onto something

>>75421888
>>75421887

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDI1-jpQQSs

>>75421868
paki

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woah......

>>75421925

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>>75421729
cant get enough of this country after reading some stuff about it yesterday
They have a book written by the leader called the Ruhnama which is essentially a religious text, all mosques have to show it as prominently as the quran. You have to take a test on the Ruhnama as part of your driving test
Ashgabat has the most white marble of any city on earth

>>75421832
someone who doesn't value their time tell me if this is worth reading

sex between a man and a man creates a poo baby

never been on a date but im not a virgin not gay and do pull every so often

>>75421888
Ello x

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>why yes i have never engaged in intercourse, including oral, that doesn't lead to child birth

infowars got white house press credentials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYEZ7aIAuG4

>>75421935
nope

>>75421907
HIV affects queers at SIXTY times the rate of everyone else. More than half of all new HIV diagnoses are attributed to queers.

Which country has the best policy on stopping white genocide?

>>75421923
wowow


what if a jihadists vowed to MAGA

>>75421923
Powerful.

>>75421939

How do u know....

had many shags still hate those fucking robbos

>>75421990
they are

>>75421852
thanks placing the order now
sor yfor late reply i was taking a screenshot of the order process but then i realise my credit card information wasin the photo ill have a nice time thanks

>>75421965
fedora memes aside, you have to admit he DOES look kinda badass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4A37AD12zE

>>75421819
wtf I eat them all the time

>>75421973
>water filter salesmen who think fish people run the government get press credentials

ah yes

yankistan

>>75421962
what's the closest you've come

i met a qt girl at starbucks once but she was just a recruitment consultant

>>75421988
hungary

>Orbán outlined an action plan designed to encourage couples to have children, saying that 2018 would be “the year of families”.

>He announced that the government would pay off 1 million forints (EUR 3,200) of families’ mortgages for every third and subsequent child they have.

>As part of the scheme, the government will forgive half of the student loan debt of young women with two children and all of the student loan debt of those with three or more children, he said.

>Women with higher education degrees who receive child support benefits will be eligible for them for an extra year, up until their child’s second birthday.

>He said the government would launch a “never-before-seen” creche development scheme which will see new creches built “in every area with families”, while existing creches will be renovated if necessary.

every girl ive been in a relationship was mentally broken, pretty sure i cant do any better than that

>>75422027
Literally nothing of note

>>75421980
it's not because they're gay
it's because gays have more sex

>>75422023
>leftists can't understand irony
shocking

>>75421819
>selenium
dont know what this is

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>badass

>>75422028
>encouraging population growth in the current year
Hope all these extra hungarians stab at least 2 people to make a net reduction

>>75422028
Absolutely based

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>it will soon be 17:00
>it will soon be the time of day where the remaining amount of free time left is no different to what one would experience on a normal working day's evening

KILL MEEEEEEE

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ooo-errr

>>75422059
so if it's ironic then why don't the onion get press credentials then

>>75422068
its that thing wot kills the giant alien in evolution

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All Muslims are terrori-

Eat only 2 brazil nuts a day.

problem solved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm8eTF9dh28
me and the lads

>>75422028
this is what other european countries should be doing

>>75422058
It's actually explicitly because they're gay. Their queer culture encourages unsafe sex. They don't use condoms and the tissue lining the inside of the anus is so thin that disease transmits easily through it, especially since it often tears in the process. Everything about homosexuality is actively discouraged by nature itself.

>>75422094
population growth is not a problem in Europe at all. our problems with overpopulation come exclusively from Africa and Asia.

why should there be fewer white babies to make room for more brown ones?

All Muslims are terrori-
*gets blown up by a muslim*

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>>75422096
brenden posts are so depressing

>>75422128
cute

>>75422128
like the fat black one with the retarded noise best

>>75422128
how many of them have feline aids

>>75422111
I was clearly referring to alex jones
are you usually this slow?

Unironic muslim here ama

>>75422123
He is stealing the old lady's bag!

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>>75421923

>>75422181
sunni or shia?

rorke here

ama

>>75422096
>free-time
>working day

falsehood. time is not 'free' when its spent recuperating from toiling.

after work you're likely to be too exhausted to engage in any activity of self-development. you just want to eat, distract and sleep after work. it's hardly free time, its just recharging time.

>>75422212
>am I autism or based sunni
Um sweety xx

>>75422181
Proof

why do they put cat and dog food in jelly

also what is the jelly

>>75422218
preferred style of government?

>>75422220
All fair points, I have no dispute with any of them.

>>75422146
>Everything about homosexuality is actively discouraged by nature itself.
what about the desire to have sex with men? that seems pretty central to it and that's natural

>>75422227
how?

>>75422222
GET

craigslist casuals

>>75422181
how are your fasts going, brother?

we can only defeat isis by engaging them at a theological level

>>75422224
where's your heritage from?

>>75422253
>that's natural
Wrong.

Good job deflecting away from everything else in the post though.

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haven't eaten solid food in 5 days lads

have a literal case of mud butt

>>75422241
authoritarian monarchy with islam as the state religion, as islam is the true rorke religion

>>75422231
bits of left over beef and lamb i think
the jelly is made from marrow

>>75422284
he said pakistan in the other thread

Is it possible to make friends via tinder?

>>75422224
fuck off literal terrorist

>>75422279
*dons dog collar*

>>75422278
Thought about breaking it but I didn't
>>75422284
[spoiler] turkey [/spoiler]

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>>75422172
hes so cute x

its raining heavily outside
the water

>>75422293
i'm not arguing that HIV is easier to spread through anal sex, that's true. It's not a reason why being gay is morally wrong though, silly bean.

>>75422307
wrong

it's solidified fat, like you might get when you put a leftover roast in the fridge. Very tasty when warmed up again with the roast, but cats/dogs don't care, they'll just eat theirs cold.

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>>75422324
me ever so slightly on the bottom right

>rates of homosexuality are roughly equal across the world and across all times
>pakis think it's unnatural

really tickles the old thinkbox

>>75422157
There should be fewer babies in general you planet murderer
Give India, China and Nigeria a few good biochemical wallopings and warn them more will follow if they dont start managing their populations properly
As for uk, kick non natives out into ireland and calais and encourage natives to have less kids until we stop being full to bursting and can demolish some of those ghastly new developments and use google/amazon/facebook's 1000% rise in tax rate to fund new gardens and libraries

Was kissless for quite a while and used to over think it but when it happens it's really natural and easy, like it just comes to you and you know what you're doing

>>75422334
thats a different cat
use the Delete Post: File Only feature so it doesnt mislead other posters

>>75422364
>it's solidified fat, like you might get when you put a leftover roast in the fridge
quite grim that is
can't say i envy cats or dogs

>>75422334
why does it need a shower cap

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>>75422306
you don't know what rorke means

>>75422320
Um sweety not a terrorist xx
>>75422379
*flicks thrpugh the Quran* no it doesn't

>>75422334
why is he wearing a hat when he doesn't have any hair

Ich komme aus Amerika

>>75422355
>doing something that you know for a fact will make another person's entire life worse isn't morally wrong
Yup, that's a gay alright.

>>75422398
Animals like it, but gravy is usually a healthier choice.

>>75422405
rorke means whatever i damn well please

>>75422379
has the left ever seen these pictures? surely they can't stand up for workers rights anymore having seen the contradictions exposed by these photos

>>75422426
except the IRA did nothing wrong

>>75422426
>IRA
>Christian
Lmao

Even then, the IRA killed less people in 30 years that muslims killed in 1.

the shower cap is for his ears dummies

>>75422409
*helps you flick through*
*finds "As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help"*
oh, well shit

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>>75422460
They're drawings not photos you dumb cunt haha

rain extremely heavy

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>never go outside
>never see any non whites

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ah yes arguments about gays and muslims again.

why the fuck do i come here

Literally just posted 2 replies in a row from another website. feeding /brit/ like the runts they are. Enjoy your cold jelly fat.

>Invade the ME for oil
>be suprised when peoples lives are ruined and they turn to extreme ideas
hmmm
>>75422478
post the verse source

>Um
>sweetie
>xx

why is it only the lefties, sheeds and benders who type like this.

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>>75422423
>>75422379
Enjoying these

rain will be good for the cabbage patch

>>75422471
shan't be believing cats can't get water in their ears

>what is rain

mong

>>75422518
Hat.

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>>75422517
Yeah they're good I saved a bunch haha

>>75422511
passive aggressive cowards

*asks for some more*

business idea: ban all nations except britain from posting in this thread

>>75422478
It also says that Jews and Chrisyians who believe in God will go to heaven hmmm

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“You never enjoy the world aright, till the Sea itself floweth in your veins, till you are clothed with the heavens, and crowned with the stars: and perceive yourself to be the sole heir of the whole world, and more than so, because men are in it who are every one sole heirs as well as you. Till you can sing and rejoice and delight in God, as misers do in gold, and Kings in sceptres, you never enjoy the world.

Till your spirit filleth the whole world, and the stars are your jewels; till you are as familiar with the ways of God in all Ages as with your walk and table: till you are intimately acquainted with that shady nothing out of which the world was made: till you love men so as to desire their happiness, with a thirst equal to the zeal of your own: till you delight in God for being good to all: you never enjoy the world.”

>>75422518
i like the idea that some people on /brit/ are wholesome lads who grow their own food and live good lives

>>75422549
>tories win
>thread dies

>>75422462
fuck off plastic paddy

by the look of the sky the rain wont last long but at present the rain is very heavy

>>75422532
No need for one, i'm staying inside.

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Average Australian.

>>75422508
>>75422558
go mental lads
https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/violence.aspx

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>>75422545
here comes the aeroplane!!

why are northeners basically guaranteed to be alcoholics with low intelligence?

there's a nip in the air. cold won't be good for my crops. never is.

>>75422558
yes, but mushrikun must convert to islam or die

>>75422583
Just looking out for you

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>>75422540

>>75422591
>verses about the Muslims fighting against the polytheists in self defense
ah yes

Can't be believe southerners have the audacity to grief northerners absolutely delusional you all live in your special little bubble

>>75422635
every one of those verses are about muslims fighting against polytheists in self defense? are you sure?

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MR7VihPm2E

>>75422635
you don't seriously believe islam dindu nuffin wrong, do you?

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>>75422488
*looks in the mirror*
ARGH

Great. Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots.

just posted in the old thread like a complete mong, anyway, I feel like you lads would have appreciated so I'm quoting it here:

>mate just tried to set me up with a 4/10

>just about managed to hide my look of disgust

>>75422579
not an argument

Favourite porn site growing up?

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>>75422627

>>75422664
Yes read the context you cretin
>>75422674
No unfortunately there are islamic terrorists

@85
why would literally anyone give a flying fuck about that post fucking do one you sperging twat

>>75422685
ah yes because you're a 10/10 and deserve much better?

gonna go and buy a peugeot 106

>>75422508
religious belief isn't just an epiphenomenon

still raining onto the ground (outside)

>>75422712
broke straight boys

>>75422722
good one mate haha

>>75422731
well, certainly better than a 4/10. I usually go for 6-7/10s.

just got laid off and replaced by a robot lads
boss says i can sleep under a tarp in his yard and eat dog food if i head down to the nerve stapling center and agree to do tasks deemed to menial for a robot

>>75422722
are you the same lad who hates pint posting and PJW posting from a month ago?

>rorke posting is okay but sheed posting isn't
alri'

>>75422721
oh really?
"And the Jews say: Ezra is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away"
was unaware jews and christians were polytheists. don't even bother replying you stupid paki

>get autismbux
>use my time wisely, like training(studying new skills, meditating, avoiding materialism and working out), volunteering(walking abandoned doggos, shopping for old people in the neighbourhood etc) going on long walks/camping and spending time with the 'mily and 'riends

can't beat it lads, lead a good, righteous life

>>75422832
bender

a man who doesn't work is half a man

>>75422832
if I got autismbucks I would be lazy

>>75422858
nonce

>>75422817
Fuck off you retard
>doesn't post verse source
Yet the Quran also says that Jews amd Christians who believe in God will go to heaven
Indeed, those who believed and those who were Jews or Christians [before Prophet Muhammad] - those [among them] who believed in Allah and the Last Day and did righteousness - will have their reward with their Lord, and no fear will there be concerning them, nor will they grieve. - Qur'an 2:62

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mowing the lawn

Douglas Murray wants a race war

>>75422833
These are not mutually exclusive

>>75422902
Why the fuck would you need two handles and a shoulder strap for a fucking strimmer?

>>75422916
#NotAllChristians

people are being laid off now en mass lads. turn on cnn.
republicans are saying that the great unwashed has no right to food or shelter

>I get my views from cartoons that dont reflect reality
alri pol

>>75422870
>a man who doesn't work is half a man

jesus christ how brainwashed are you

>>75422875
Being lazy will make anyone depressed, gotta stay active

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>>75422934

Oh er lads I've got an interview this thorsday
Is that mega or what?
I really done it
Now i just have to do it some more and get the ruddy thing
I get money and reason to sleep early and go outside, /brit/ gets time away from me
We're all winners

can someone make a picture like this

really ugly caricature face with the text 'i make repulsive pictures of hyptohetical people holding hypothetical opinions or political stances that are usually ironic in some way'

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seeing normies in rubber just melts my dick
I hope she enjoyed it

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>>75422952
>>75422916

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>>75422883
why

>>75422966
very sexy dress

>>75422949
>believes in brainwashing
>NEET
merely a coincidence I'm sure

>>75422900
I already proved you wrong that it wasn't just "durr self defense from those meanie polytheists!!!"
Quran (9:30) - "And the Jews say: Ezra is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away!"
>the religion of shit contradicts itself
wow, what a surprise

fuck off literal paki, and get the fuck out of britain as well

>yes I've never read the Quran but I'll take verses out of context and win the argument XD

>>75422962
np i'll slap it on my face

>>75422833
I'd be more ok with open borders if it applied to more than just Europe
I'd love to be able to just move to some African country and buy up a load of land without the governments bickering about it

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hmmm

ahhh yes

>>75422916
WBBC are literally lawyers.

>>75423006
my da' does this

Been hired by Barratt Homes lads

>>75423032
go tax money, GO

>>75422996
>working makes me a man

uhhh try again sweetie xxx

>yes I've never read the Quran but I'll just assume everything is 100% peaceful and happy poetry because that's what the good guys on TV say

>>75423032
is this the tiger or the still about the terrorist thing

>>75423002
>contradicts
but it doesn't read the context
>get out of Britain
>says the colonial

I'm so fucking hideous

Why can't my photos look more like my reflections?

>My Mum used to work in A&E, and had to book a gentleman in who had suffered at the hands of his friends whilst passed out.
>They had dropped his nuts individually into a Marmite jar, which of course worked fine. However, there was no way he could remove them together due to their combined width and the constraint of the jar neck.

>>75423066
It's unironically peaceful. Fighting is permitted only in self defence
t.knower

>>75423076
I already proved you wrong that it wasn't just "durr self defense from those meanie polytheists!!!" didn't I? lmao
what is the context then? I've read the context for 9:30
at least get the fuck off 4chan for us, shitskin

>>75423091
beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you're just being hard on yourself

post them and we'll decide

>>75423091
You're hideous is your reflection aswell you wee brown freak

we're talking about muslims again? oh good, sure to learn lots from the bastion of rational discussion that is /brit/

>>75423091
C'mon now monica you're being harsh on yourself bb girl

You're beautiful and don't let ANYONE tell you otherwise

rain is no longer as strong as it was several minutes ago

>>75423061
men don't live off the backs of others you vile little parasite. can't believe your dad failed so badly to make a man of you.

>>75423095
A* banter desu

>>75423128
lol

>>75423128
'magine being this much of a 'sheed

>>75423109
depends on your definition of self defence

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>stay inside all day because i am a NEET
>still see a nigger

Would love to know where my jobless student social media associates get all of their money to go out on the piss every night and eat out for every meal of the day

>>75423128
creasing

have unironically ended up being islam apologist in some conversations when tasked with conversing with neckbeards

http://www.islamicstudies.info/tafheem.php?sura=9&verse=34&to=35
Dumb yank

>>75423119
>>75423165
hate these comics

>>75423128
love this comic

>>75423032
you arrive in the northern powerhouse

>>75423167
hello nigger

>>75423121
Maybe Saturday since that's when I have access to a PC

Though I have a laser appointment on the same day, so I'm going to have to do it early

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>>75423128

everyone remain calm, islam is being reformed as we speak

>>75423190
oh okay so they weren't talking about the polytheists then.
jesus christ you are one stupid fucking shitskin

>>75423095
stunning banter

>>75423152
>me

>realize universal basic income is on it's way
>get the free trial

>you

>l-leech! r-real men work like me! I p-pay 30% tax so that rasheed can have his leg sown back on after his suicide bomb attempt failed! I also work 80 hours a week so Mr Shekelberg calls me a good boy!

>>75423167
Your mum fucking one?

BIG fan of pakis

>>75423256
... o_o

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>>75423267

please please PLEASE stop talking about politics
Thank you :)

>>75423091
use a better angle

yr fav transsexual muslim communist lesbian. she/her.

〽

>>75423286
this isn't politics

>>75423114
>I already proved you wrong that it wasn't just "durr self defense from those meanie polytheists!!!" didn't I? lmao
But you didn't..
>least get the fuck off 4chan for us, shitskin
a bloo bloo boo kys xx fuck off yank
>>75423234
DUMB ARSE THE POLYTHEISTS WERE IN ANOTHER VERSE WHICH I DISSPROVED SO YOU POSTED THE JEW ONE GET OUT YOU FILTHY IMMIGRANT GO BACK TO CUM YOU ILLITERATE SHIT

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Hey there! I am using WhatsApp

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>>75423286

>>75423247
>l-leech! r-real men work like me! I p-pay 30% tax so that rasheed can have his leg sown back on after his suicide bomb attempt failed! I also work 80 hours a week so Mr Shekelberg calls me a good boy!
good lord, put your bib before you start dribbling you literal schizo

>realize universal basic income is on it's way
>get the free trial
your behaviour on your trial shows why it won't work

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Look at this behemoth of a man

simon > neil > jay > will

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Good lads

>>75423287
Yeah, that helps

It's just shots too close up reveal bits of uneven skin tone

Plus my glasses suck
Bought some new ones but they're too thick

>>75423349
love this one

we need to deport all the people earning less than 30k, as they are net drains on the economy and are harming the future of our country. Crime is disproprtionately committed by the poor, and they require more health and educational spending.
you do earn over 30k, don't you?

>>75423316
can you explain this one please, i don't see how it can be interpreted in any other way
"And the Jews say: Ezra is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away!"

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back to work tomorrow lads

unironically really like my job and the people i work with

>>75423358
if he doesn't have health insurance it's because he's an idiot, not because he can't get it

>>75423334
>doesn't know how universal basic income works

Couldn't expect any more from a wagie, try picking an econ textbook sometime

>>75423385
yes

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Post virgins

Neil > Will > Jay > Simon

>>75421802
thought it was blacks killed by police they're protesting?

>>75423316
>every one of those verses are about muslims fighting against polytheists in self defense? are you sure?
>Yes read the context you cretin
aaaaaand 9:30 had absolutely fucking nothing to do with the polytheists. would love to see the mental gymnastics you're going to use to try and say you didn't just get proved wrong, stupid brown mudslime

>>75423295
Not Muslim
Not commie
Not lesbian

>>75423385
still a student but if I get the grad job I think I will I'll be on 33k

>>75423385
this desu
economy > actual people
>>75423395
Sheltered rich fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcGP5sjHoXQ

>>75423385
i earn £19,000. please deport me to Canada

>>75423421
So you're gay?

>>75423408
Jay > Neil > Will > Simon

>>75423436
one of my mates just linked me this
starting to suspect he posts here
alri ollie

>>75423385
i dont earn over 30k a year but my family is rich, what does this mean?

>>75423414
well seeing as 99% of them were and I just gave you the context for 9:30 I suggest fucking off from /brit/ yank filth

>>75423408
will was an obnoxious cunt who deserved every bad thing that happened to him

>>75423426
this This THIIIIIIIIIIIS
*cums*

>>75423472
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>>75423472
>>75423472

>>75423457
alri la'

>>75422627
unironically relate to this image

>>75423426
that is being blown up*

>>75422900
>before Muhammad
Every Jew or Christian after Muhammad is not saved. They're a target.

>>75423462
yeah that's what I thought you dumb fucking shitskin. you're the one who doesn't belong in /brit/, fucking paki
fuck off now

>>75423385
why dont we just raise the minimum wage to 30k

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>>75423397
>try picking an econ textbook sometime
ah ok, I believe they there will be a chapter on why UBI will and 80% of people won't just become parasites like you. I also believe economists can forecast the future accurately despite their ghastly track record.

wean yourself off the crack lad

>>75423493
it just said they would be saved you mong

>>75423442
No

I'm a trans woman who likes men

>>75423421
found it on twitter, wasn't you

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>>75423426

for a meeting with another girl tomorrow. (business not pleasure )

>>75423507
It literally specifies Jews and Christians that came BEFORE Muhammad as the ones who will be OK.

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decided to get these nuts n candy instead, mainly cos the cola bottles. partly cos bananas, coffee beans and goji berries. im gonna start eating the bananas, coffee beans and goji berries for breakfast for energy

>>75423902
What a bender