Rub the right's nose in diversity edition
South Bristol
the lain thread on 8 values was literally 100% liberal socialists and socialist libertarians -- literally 100% -- until i posted mine. i bet it will rile the runts up and i will get several replies over the next few years
need a bf
>The Telegraph
Questioning the validity of these claims.
bit too real this one
9:30
"And the Jews say: Ezra is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away!"
doing a quran read
the gf
anime
>>75423509
So you're gay then. Thought you'd still being the birds. What kinda lads you look for?
>>75423502
>he says from a country where he doesn't have any/little brit culture
lol ok bet you're a white nationalist as well
>>75423527
the Telegraph is just a right-leaning Guardian
there's over 20k known suspected terrorists in the UK
so why don't they just deport them
>>75423532
reckon the waist has been touched up in photoshop but don't know for certain
23,000 known Muslim Jihadists on our streets.
>>75423573
>suspected
>>75423573
Because that would be racist
>>75423551
>muslim shitskin
>british
I don't think you belong here any more than I do
Indeed, those who believed and those who were Jews or Christians - those [among them] who believed in Allah and the Last Day and did righteousness - will have their reward with their Lord, and no fear will there be concerning them, nor will they grieve. - Qur'an 2:62
doing a quran read
>>75423547
No, I'm a heterosexual trans woman
I like pretty much any guy that isn't a paki or reeks of being third world
>>75423531
Honestly wouldn't mind Islam if it wasn't for the paedophilia, ban on alcohol and smoking and the whole Arab spin on it
If the Romans had got their hands on it, Islam would've been sweeeeet
>>75423608
nah, you're gay
>why yes I'm a socially maladjusted loser who can't say his name without stuttering, let me tell you why MY political opinion is superior to yours
>>75423531
>>75423605
Hmmm. sounds like quite a shitty and contradictory book
>>75423604
Don't care hope you get bombed desu
>>75423605
what happens to the mushrikun?
what is the correct punishment for an apostate?
asking for a friend
>>75423605
then why do muslims keep killing them?
>>75423608
>the paki tranny is a vehement racist
Kek, never a dull moment with you Moni
ashar al-ssad
We Europeans must take our destiny into our own hands
t. Merkel
>>75423635
rather have a yank neighbor than a paki
>>75423516
h-hi
I'll be your bf x
>>75423608
>I'm a heterosexual trans woman
Howling
>>75423629
>ad hominem
>>75423573
Need to bring back beheading
>>75423649
It's not racist for me to be anti-paki
>>75423669
right on dude
>>75423697
post yourself naked for fucks sake stop fucking teasing
>>75423677
i'm not memeing though i'm really lonely and desperate lmao
>>75423697
off off off xx
So sick of these american rorkes thinking their retarded fucking opinion matters
YOURE 60% WHITE AND THE MURDER RATE IN YOUR WHITEST STATES IS DOUBLE WHAT IT IN EUROPE
>>75423705
When did Ribena start making good posts
am I the only person who doesn't understand why minorities constantly shit on other minorities, whether it's a trannie being racist or an indian shaming gays.
>>75423639
nothing
https://www.islamreligion.com/articles/207/tolerance-of-prophet-towards-other-religions-part-1/
>>75423647
because they are brought up on extremist propaganda
>>75423669
t.yank im not even a paki
>>75423634
Read the link I sent you last thread or fuck off if you're not willing to listen to other arguments
>>75423723
I'm not memeing either, I'm lonely and desperate too haha just really want a lad to fuck and cuddle with afterwards
>>75423653
>>75423653
>>75423653
comfy western europe general with krauts and frogs
I'm sobbing as I post, I am so scared of the race war
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40082599
seems like they're about to burst into song
>>75423723
bender
>>75423708
Paki is still mad about the last thread
>>75423596
Oh yeah because that's so much fucking better. They are all people they have reason to believe are involved with terrorism. And those are only the ones we know about, imagine each of their networks. We're literally being invaded
>>75423744
post
lsd
>>75423744
terrible post
>>75423744
LOVE this image
want to become a white van man and drive around fixing things all day for a meager living while getting drunk in my spare time
PHRASES YOU NEED TO STOP SAYING:
>word on the street is...
I just can't help it
>>75423753
I want you to explain this one first
"And the Jews say: Ezra is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away!"
>huddersfield
>reading
pick one
any virgins in
>>75423811
It's a comfy living
>>75423821
didn't read this post, could tell a similar one was already posted
Thinking of actually giving the bible a proper read.
something big is going down tonight lads
any catholic man in
>>75423758
>western europe
then you'd need to include iceland, norway, sweden, finland, denmark, netherlands, switzlerand, etc. etc.
just say /fug/ desu
>>75423829
yeah
oh wait, no I lost it last year. sorry!
15minutes until I can drink
>>75423841
you've got quite the eagle eye
>>75423843
Same, tried starting with the NT but i got bored because i didn't know the places and kept trying to fault Jesus' logic but he wasn't about to defend himself. Gonna give it another whack but with the OT
If a user uploaded a video to a website, but has since taken it down or closed their profile, is there any way of recovering the video? Or will I have to rely on someone having downloaded it and trying to find a copy?
>>75423843
If you're not an atheist already you will be after you've read that
Snorting snorting cocaine got me addicted nigga pass the blow!
>>75423750
Puts us one step above the other lot
>>75423850
yeah my 8 inch cock right down your mum's cavernous fanny
>>75423821
http://www.danielpipes.org/comments/155388
>im to dumb too look at arguments for it
>>75423853
Aye
>>75423843
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB48057326131A04A
easier this way lad, actual scholars talknig about each bit and they are brits (maybe not all, but most)
>>75423892
>8 inch
show it please x
>>75423873
>went on a five day bender recently
>can't drink for a while just in case I become an alcoholic
>>75423757
please be in chester
You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
it's time for sodomy
>>75423501
lain thread?
wonder what will become of Paul Pogba after Poonited sign Greaseman for £100mil and Pogba ceases to the most expensive transfer
one thing definitely won't change: I won't stop not rating him
oops posted in the old thread but i lost the old thread sooo basically , decided to get these instead of the nuts i posted b4. the cola bottles tempted me strongly and the coffee beans and goji berries and bananas will be good for nbreakfast energy
>medication is making me shart my pants
Ah yes, I have become the meme
seen my legs mate?
>>75423949
>bananas
don't see how people like those things, they make your face puff up and get all tingly and your stomach feel like someone stabbed a knife in it. hate em personally
>>75423963
Yeah but where are your arms?
kot yonk
>>75423894
>The sentence could imply that Allah is the one to execute judgment upon non-muslims or Allah demands all non-muslims to fight
hmm yes, the religion of peace
did you even read that link? kek
>that paki article grasping at straws
howling
29 May 1798: The British Army perpetrate the Gibbet Rath Massacre. They slaughtered 300+ Irish revolutionaries who laid down their weapons.
>>75423974
Sounds like you're allergic there, genius.
want to down a fistful of benzos but haven't had a good excuse to
too smart for my job
going back to uni
>>75423922
That's not how alcoholism works
>>75423949
Here you lad >>75421774
>>75423976
front legs = arms, back legs = legs
finally graduated with my masters. been in uni and post uni for 6.5 years now and never held a real job (just had connections lie and say I worked for them)
Am about to start a consulting job that has 45+ hour weeks and ive never worked a week straight in my life.
How fucked am i? How miserable will I be?
white privilege summed up in one image
bit unnerving knowing that literal pakis are itt
>>75424003
does it count though when the irish killed themselves by deciding to starve half the population to death
>>75424004
what are you implying
Corbyn truly is /arelad/
>>75423974
i like em desu,. the taste n texture is nice
>your arms literally are just legs you don't walk on
>>75423996
http://www.islamicstudies.info/tafheem.php?sura=2&verse=62
In this link it says that God will forgive people not based on their religion but their good deeds and their faith
dumb rorke
>religion of peace
>ba people shouldn't be punished
dumb yank
>>75424041
Yeah, I know
Fat blubbermonster just sat next to me on the bus and it fucking reeks
Need to get a bike so I don't have to bus around with runtoids while at uni
>>75423873
>arbitrary anglo alcohol autism
Probably for the best. A pint of cider too many and you might start a riot because the footy match ended 0-0. Again.
>I'm getting you out of /brit/
mormonism is the final redpill
>>75424018
thanks
>>75424059
ur body has a definciency in processing something in the bananas and ur body reacts bad
>>75424069
I forgot to add the sentence implies that Allah does it not us you mong
HATE when /int/ posts ask for 'your cunt' when you can clearly see it in my fucking flag
>>75424084
We don't riot over the football score, hooligans fight over it for no real reason regardless
What will it take for the left to recognize there is a problem with Islam right now
tribalism is the final redpill
hate democracy
hate freedom
hate females (over 14)
hate infidels
hate pigs and dogs
hate pints
love allah
love mohammed PBUH
love the hajj
love ramadan
love suicide bombers
What jobs can I do with any degree?
>>75424059
That you are allergic to banana sweets, and as a result, you do not enjoy them. While others are not allergic, and do enjoy them. And by saying 'genius' I was implying you are stupid as a result of having not realised this, which I wil appropriately reiterate for you, genius.
didn't get the job lads
pros: can probably watch e3
cons: will probably be homeless soon
>>75424115
that's not what an allergy is. An allergy is when your body's immune system reacts to a benign substance as if it were belligerent.
>>75424129
i blocked flags. sensing this is a yank though. whinging twats the lot of you
>>75423996
Allah's cursed be on them how they are deluded away from truth." Despite the sentence that you have extracted for Quran 9;30 does not mention clearly Allah should be the one to fight, the phrase, Allah's cursed be on them, gives us a very hint that this should be the action from Allah instead of from non-muslims.
Yes i read it you clearly havent
>>75424163
My personal bank account, piggy
Did a cheeky chuckle the other day when i was watching an add for milk and realised there are loads of brown people sat watching it either seething in jealousy or utterly perplexed
drink in 4 minutes
>>75424129
Tradition dating back to before /int/ had flags. That's when "serbia, yes" and "sweden, yes" originated, as well. Please respect our board culture.
ah yes, british housing
>>75424153
Literally can't happen
>>75424069
>he keeps deflecting the argument to some other verse
HOWLING
try and stay focused okay rasheed? we're talking about 9:30, in which the previous thread you also claimed was talking about punishing the polytheists
the link YOU posted said exactly this about that verse:
>The sentence could imply that Allah is the one to execute judgment upon non-muslims or Allah demands all non-muslims to fight
dying over here
booze in 3 minutes
>>75424179
yeah well i didnt fucking know
>work tomorrow
might end it
>>75424218
No I claimed MOST were you mongoloid
also this>>75424186
If you're not willing to listen fuck off to cum you retarded yank
>>75424163
IT Projects with just Prince2 or ITIL foundation exams, they are both easy.
>>75424201
What?
>>75424179
>>75424244
You're both correct
>>75424212
It's the British dream.
Business idea: tights in, pakis out
booze in 1 minute
Why aren't you allowed to drink before 5pm
posting this comment in 0 seconds
>>75424277
Vast majority of non-whites are lactose intolerant
**steps off out of sheffield airport**
**smells the air, looking across the endless public housing and shut coal power stations**
ah yes....
the northern powerhouse
mini schnauzer is the best breed of dog
Booze time
got called a rorke by a rasheed today
business idea
killing m'y selve
>>75424322
sharia forbids it
>>75424283
TRUE, if ur body could properly process something it wouldnt have a bad reaction now would it... check mate
>>75424379
This might be my post
>>75424268
>every one of those verses are about muslims fighting against polytheists in self defense? are you sure?
>Yes read the context you cretin
then when I proved you wrong you retracted your statement kek
I knew muzzies were retarded but not this retarded.
>>75424186
so do you want to explain
"The sentence could imply that Allah is the one to execute judgment upon non-muslims or Allah demands all non-muslims to fight"
or just ignore it?
>>75424292
classic starter houses
drink :)
>>75424340
Fuck off, role-playing snowyank
extra flags are not working and i've got no idea why
Bring me the Verizon (Mobile)
>>75424340
Genuinely cringe when yanks try this hard to fit in. Stop it.
>>75424292
Commie blocks
>>75424166
i don't understand but ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id3Oh9AY6-c
my mates put this on last night at the height of my acid trip
fucking hell
>>75424378
The person then later on elaborates that because it says specifically allah it means allah does it retard actually read
Allah's cursed be on them how they are deluded away from truth." Despite the sentence that you have extracted for Quran 9;30 does not mention clearly Allah should be the one to fight, the phrase, Allah's cursed be on them, gives us a very hint that this should be the action from Allah instead of from non-muslims.
>>75424334
Don't know if this is true, there are black people in my work and they drink tea with milk in it.
>>75424377
Rashong
if I just stopped going to uni a couple of years ago and they kicked me out for non attendance, would I be able to go back? I didn't even complete my first year and left after Christmas
I was literally mentally ill at the time, barely left the house at all and tried to kill myself but I don't have any doctors notes from that time because I didn't get any help.
REALLY want to go back now
might perform a study looking at the rorke-rasheed dynamic from a rorke perspective
>>75424212
5 more years in the call centre and i can afford a deposit
>>75424407
>>75424390
i'm a brit on vacation you fucking idiots
>>75424464
This is my post
>>75424414
i remember the characters from this show but not actually any of the episodes
>>75424033
if you've never really worked before you'll probably find the hours gruelling at first
then on the other hand if you're used to NEET life you'll probably find it easy to spend your life in the office
What's that one gimmick you got from school that your mates STILL joke about to this day lads?
I fancied a twin in secondary, so now everyone asks if I like everything in 2's, kinda annoying but i'm too beta to confront anyone about it
>>75424459
>vacation
Nah mate fuck off
>>75424451
you need to reapply ucas etc, I ugess you could try emailing your previous tutors detailing this but they probably don't know who you are and can't do anything
>>75424400
piss off redditflag gimp
would rather off myself than be forced to live in British housing
>>75424451
probably not
still you could appy again and go to a new one as you probably still have 3 years of funding left
going to move back home and spend all my rent money on crypto currency and sportsbet
>>75424454
Honestly hate the fact property is just an asset in this country. Boomers should be genocided.
>>75424454
why on earth would you want to live in that area?
raining cats and dogs
if only there were a common theme with all these attacks which might help us figure out the cause of them all
>gf hasn't wanted to hang out for the last three days going
Doesn't feel good lads
>>75424452
might perform a cave your head in with a brick from a brick perspective
>>75424523
White racism.
>>75424432
I'm sorry, but clearly "could imply" means that a significant number of people would interpret it that way, hence why he included it. I don't care about your specific deluded opinion that claims that islam is completely harmless, I am concerned with muslims as a whole
now fuck off rasheed, you got btfo on two accounts now. go back to whatever shithole you came from
>>75424488
>confronting people about a harmless joke
Autism
jokes on you i was only pretending
>>75424506
it's an insitituional problem in the british system, boomers just got lucky. Look at the families like Grovenor and Cadogan who have held the freehold of central london for 400+ years. The system is complete madness.
>>75423531
>And the Jews say: Ezra is the son of Allah
That's not true, is it? I've never heard of that before. Surely atheists would bring this up frequently when talking about Jesus if they actually did.
>>75424531
sorry lad
was stuck inside her haha x
>>75424244
>>75424283
>>75424376
you gave up too early mate lul
>>75424069
Then why does this Muslim IMAM vehemently confirm that Islamic scriptures order Muslims to kill non Muslims?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYuHJ1mrsLI
The Qaran prescribes how to run a state, pilitics and religion are heavily intertwined, and Muslims like you refuse to accept any of the blame lays on Islam, which is why the general public is starting to hate literally all of you, because you're really just terrorist apologists when you try to say that terrorists are not acting in accord with Islam. It's obvious blame shifting, complete lack of accountability. People might not vehemently hate you all so much if you didn't tell outright lies about the nature of Islam and Muslims so often, and make no effort to change it, but make excuses instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYuHJ1mrsLI
This man is now in hiding, a Muslim imam, because all the other Muslims want him dead for saying these things. What does that tell you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYuHJ1mrsLI
You might be an idiot who'll believe anything, but don't expect the rest of us to eat up your bullshit.
>>75424544
>trying to make sense of the quran
you're not going to have a good time
>>75424532
might explode the brick with just my extremely thick skull and send a lump of shrapnel flying through your goolies, effectively castrating you
on the train
Well lads, just saw England get battered at Lord's. On the positive side, my dad brought a good iconic and a few bottles of VERY good Chablis.
Pints
love em
am i the only one here who doesn't WANT a gf??
not gay just don't have enough time as it is. Can't STAND female runtoids messaging me 400 times a day.
>>75424596
thinking of going next month but the prices are pretty steep, where did you sit?
dont go out much
dont go out at all
>>75424523
male violence
like to stay in tbqh
>>75424615
are you gay? most certainly
>am i the only one
probably not
What's the most deano drink lads? my vote goes to kopparberg or rekordeling
IT'S BACK
ITV NOW
wish i was born and raised in belfast desu
taking a look at this monument in memory of multiculturalism
Just had sex lads
>>75424648
literally saw this today
>>75424665
deanos can't really handle the kopparberg
>>75424692
font
>>75424622
Compton stand, upper deck
Good view, no protection from rain....lower deck looked shite though, view is like a letterbox.
They were £95 each
A few other stands have good views and a roof, not sure on the price for them.
>>75424560
in the end truth and knowledge always prevails, the good posters of this thread know and thats all that matters
British "homes"
plane just touched down in High Wycombe
This is what multiculturalism looks like, and it's beautiful
>>75424069
OUT OF OUR COUNTRY YOU STINKY FILTHY PAKI TERRORIST BASTARD
>>75424665
Dark Fruit
>>75424729
me on the right
Just imagined being the type of 'person' that watches ITV programming
Was deeply unpleasant
*gets a whiff of some kopparberg*
>>75424729
I can tell this is France because their blacks are darker than our blacks and we don't have many arabs we have pakis
mayday parade
>>75424717
nahhh lol you admitted he was right already so now you look like a fool you fucking retarded aussie faggot, kys stupid sack of shit
ah yes taqiya
http://www.islamagainstextremism.com/
Had too many pints of late
>>75424729
just looks like poverty
>>75424665
it's obviously pints of carling, carlsberg or fosters, because those are always 2 for a fiver
>>75424764
love these comics
>>75424770
That's a harrowing image
p.s. if you like kopparberg you need to sort your life out
>>75424776
but we were both right moron.... my brilliance just wanst recognised until later but just as well cos were still speaking of it
want to make my gf a bit thiccer but not fat
she's currently quite skinny, but has a gorgeous arse.
i want her to be curvier without being unshapely.
how do you get fat to deposit in the right places on the ol' gf
>>75424690
clearly the only solution is more migrants
once britain resembles the muslims' home countries then it will be peaceful because they won't have any reason to attack
they attack because they feel marginalised
boat just landed in High Wycombe
>Just imagined being the type of 'person' that watches ITV programming
>Was deeply unpleasant
>>75424798
Thanks I literally just drew it now
>>75424682
No you really don't
>>75424771
>2 pints for 5 quid ($8.62 AUD)
hmm, this would NEVER be allowed in melbourne
>>75424771
Pretty sure that woman is a white islam convert.
The kid has his hand leaning back on her bag, it's probably his mom.
>>75424780
welcome to neoliberalism
>>75424811
lipo syringe
>>75424665
Dark fruits
Whatever lager's on offer at the co-op
Jaegerbombs, love cocktails me
>>75424715
nice yeah we looking at simliar seats, still £95 is probably too steep for us.
>>75424807
not an argument
>>75424778
You very ingested 23 pints and 3 glasses of wine this weekend
>>75424848
bait
imagine actually having a gf
low test
>>75424846
definitely not. tons of arabs look like that. the kid is grabbing onto the bar
>>75424729
look at all those low iq subhumans
why anyone would want literal human human garbage in their country is beyond me
>>75424868
reminds me when i went up to a barman pissed as anything and asked for a "jagerbomb for 10"
meant 10 jagerbombs haha
Spastics.
fucking hate protectionists
i am and always will be a free trader. and no that doesn't mean i love pakis, quite the contrary actually. Trade =/= immigration.
>>75424871
then neither is the post b4 that one u just made m8... check mate.... i win again
>$20 for a pack of cigs in Australia
Howling
>>75424869
tbqh I wouldn't pay it unless it was a contentious test match game and I was there from 10am-7pm
Papa paid hehe
>>75424831
This was made prior to the "punch a nazi" thing, right?
>>75424665
Carling by far
>>75424846
>that woman
>white
Yanks...
shadilay
>>75424912
Do not prostitute thy daughter to cause her to be a harlot, lest the land fall to harlotry, and the land become full of lechery
If you are a proper Jew you will not hug nor kiss a woman before marriage. Even after marriage you will not touch her during menstruation.
>3 billion quid a month for a mattress under the stairs in london
Howling
>>75424926
he's really gotten fat hasn't he
>>75424827
why not? surely it's better than being born and raised in america
>>75424729
>tfw would definitely buy some smokes now, because I'm tipsy, but 20 is too much
Guess the nanny state's tactics work tbwh
The gf
>shadilay
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_three
comfy
>british keyboards have the dollar sign while australian keyboards don't have the pound sign
obsessed much? haha
>>75424966
thanks based tony
>>75424764
>>75424935
>>75424615
Need an alt-right gf
>>75425001
got a euro sign and a dollar sign on my keyboard but no pound sign
this is the world after breggsit
>>75424961
True
*filters every single post to do with politics or islam*
*thread speed slows enough to read, and post quality increases 2000%*
ah yes, spectacular
>>75424995
hello cuck
>>75425024
lauren smells like faeces
Never found smoking while drunk to be that great really
Smoking on mdma however is pretty amazing
>>75424846
>ameri60% thinks literal arabs are white
howling
finally had enough of tim
nigger
>hello cuck
>>75425028
>got a euro sign and a dollar sign on my keyboard
why? thought canada used the US layout like we do
current eating: ice water and a sandwich of 2 slices of toasted wheat bread, microwaved pre-cooked diced chicken breast chunks, 2 slices cheddar cheese and pepper
>>75425001
almost every keyboard has the dollar sign for non-currency related things
>>75425039
not really a fair comparison
everything on mdma is amazing
>>75424536
Oh lol so by that logic Christianity is also not a religion of peace because it can be interpreted differently
>>75425050
Need you out of business
Thinking you're some big man in business
JUST
>>75424922
If she removed her hijab, she could easily pass off in southern france.
also
>brit
>pretending they're not swarthy as fuck
need to figure out what to watch?
Check out Watt to Watch
>>75424764
Well yes I do
t.Anti terrorist muslim
>>75425001
computer illiterate detected
you need the dollar sign for coding
>>75425072
disgusting yank specimen
>>75425001
On your MacBook pro press ctrl+3
>>75425103
The absolute state of France
>>75425101
is this the first time someone has contracted down's syndrome
>t. anti terrorist muslim
>>75425076
Oh lol the difference is that almost no christians interpret the bible as a means to kill non-christians. not quite the case for islam
>>75423621
>if it wasn't for the paedophilia
Normalscum.
>>75425068
depends on the keyboard, some do some don't. yank layout is the more common one but some have a weird mix of the two
any yanks or canucks here dual post in /brit/ and /cum/?
>>75425156
Not I
thinking of starting a gimmick where i make posts on brit that middle school me would've made on facebook like posting linkin park lyrics or naruto anime music videos
>>75425130
>>75425130
make that 3 slices of cheddar cheese
>>75425136
the absolute state of British genes. Truly appalling.
>>75425116
If you're anti terrorist, stop being a Muslim
>>75425156
i do