/brit/

>>75419640
How fucking old are you just tell your mum to turn the adult filter off or move out.

awoo

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>sorry lads, i don't think 4chan's existence is as important as the fact that labour would demilitarise us, open our borders to the world and break bread with terrorists

Hitler

might vote UKIP even if they're a dead party

don't really want a mass surveillance totalitarian or a crypto-communist as leader

BIG MOTHER IS WATCHING YOU

the tories will not ban an anime image board

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>33,000 views
>#1 on trending
ah yes, the ol' (((tube)))

Shan't be reading any non-British posts in this thread

>>75419667
I can't think of a way to ask her to do it that will make it sound like I need it turned off for anything other than porn reasons.

>>75419713
>not just voting UKIP for their flawless manifesto

may is an idiot and doesn't know how the internet works

>>75419691
>moving out just to browse 4chan via the home internet
What?

South Bristol

>>75419727
Is this another one of those gimmicks to trick gullible tourists???

>>75419742
>millions
rorkes actually believe this lol

le reddit army is here

>>75419755
and people want to keep her in charge

mental

>>75419731
your imagination must be terrible. just say its blocked other adult non-porn sites that you use. she wont fucking care.

and anyway, she already knows you wank to porn. what kind of healthy male doesn't?

>>75419779
in a coma for few years?

>>75419770
why the fuck is the adult filter on anyway? so your dad can't watch porn when she's out?

is it gay to walk around your flat in long johns? cba to put on trousers before i leave my room every time

>>75419727
This man intentionally made himself look like a terrorist. To the point that the police had to search him before he was allowed to film that. They are normalising terror and everyone is clapping and cheering as they do so.

websites may might ban:

>a lot of Islamic ones
>Stormfront
>Daily Stormer
>Russian fake news sites

4chan? extreme doubt. if i'm wrong, feel free to tell me you told me so. but i'm pretty sure we'll still be posting here five years into the next Tory government.

>>75419797
>what kind of healthy male doesn't?
A strong, Christian one

>>75419817
>millions are raping them even though most are women and children and old people
ok lol

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>None of your "mocking" statement was incorrect. All of it was fact. Strange attempt at a discouraging argument.

>>75419820
Government mandates that all ISPs turn on content filters by default. You have to actively opt-out.

Such is life in modern day Britain.

>>75419821
its only gay if you get aroused by the idea of men seeing you wearing them.

>>75419831
the chon has more use than a lot of people realize imotbh

Professional twats:
Rorkes

>>75419779
Welcome back lad. Glad you survived whatever knocked you out back in 2013

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>>75419821
no

>>75419849
>most are women and children and old people
prove it please

>>75419831
/pol/ has more users and is more influential than stormfront. It's pretty likely that 4chan would get banned

>>75419726
they unironically would

they already banned the production of face sitting, squirting, spanking and other vanilla as fuck porn production, so why would they keep the scary hotbed of paedos, racists, hackers and murders known as 4chan?

>>75419849
this isn't true (most are men) but there's about 2-3 million refugees arriving, not illegal immigrants
illegal immigrants get deported ;)

>>75419883
wanking to this as we speak

>>75419861
Wrong.

>>75419895
if 4chan gets banned then reddit does too

would be alright with that

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is this guy's job really to sign for bbc all day? lmoa what a wanker

there is nothing about banning porn or sites like 4chan in the tory manifesto

>>75419895
>they banned face sitting
will NEVER forgive them for this one

>supporting censorship of any kind

you're a dumb twat

>>75419887
look at the demographics

>>75419901
>not illegal
The second they move past the first safe European country they arrived in, they stop being refugees and become illegal immigrants.

>>75419959
nonce

>>75419963
then provide them to support your assertion.

>>75419935
reddit will be banned except for select approved sub reddits

can anyone here who speaks dutch translate:
"In Nederland kies je je partner zelf"

>>75419927
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_blocking_in_the_United_Kingdom#ISP_Default_network_blocking
>Internet customers in the UK are prohibited from accessing a range of web sites by default, because they have their Internet access filtered by their ISPs. The filtering program has applied to new ISP customers since the end of 2013, and has been extended to existing users on a rolling basis. A voluntary code of practice agreed by all four major ISPs[48] means that customers have to 'opt out' of the ISP filtering to gain access to the blocked content.[49]

Wow that was easy. Don't ever reply to one of my posts again you mindless peon. You're not on my level.

>>75419975
the dublin regulation is no longer in effect

>>75419895
because one is a discussion board and one is pornography

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>>75419913
bit gay

>>75419991
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/4122186/syrian-refugees-donald-trump-young-men/%3Fsource%3Ddam

>civil war in UK forcing millions from their homes
>Ireland, France and Netherlands all nearby with no war and all have similar cultures to the UK.
>millions decide to walk to Egypt instead which in this hypothetical scenario isn't a shit-hole

does that make sense to you?

hate: sheeds, blacks, gays, women
love: england, wetherspoons, millwall

>>75420024
want to spunk on your tummy x

>>75420001
In the Netherlands, choose your partner yourself

>>75419975
>Contrary to what is often stated, under the Dublin III Regulations, there are no obligations stated for asylum seekers themselves, and in particular no direct obligation for them to apply for asylum in the first EU country they entered.

why do you have no idea what you're talking about?

>>75420024
post bum x

>>75420023
*discussion board known for sharing pornography, extremist ideas, and other criminal activities

>>75420024
I'd nosh your nob

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like jerking off to gay public hook-up vids like in cars and shit even tho im 100% straight

>>75420062
oh lol
some political party had it on a poster of a white fella kissing a woman in a hijab and it's made extremists angry apparently

>>75420024
FUCKING hot

>>75420041
it would make sense if Ireland, France, and the Netherlands were oppressive shit holes and barely had enough money to keep their own citizens warm and fed

>>75420082
>jerking off
fuck off yank

>>75420010
>he didn't have Internet until AFTER 2013
HOWLING

>>75420021
Except it is. Merkel chooses not to enforce it. Because she is a criminal.

>>75420100
good lads

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>like jerking off to gay public hook-up vids like in cars and shit even tho im 100% straight

>>75420024
wewwww more x

good night /brit/

8 solemn hours until the toil begins

Rorke keeps saying the euro and EU is a failing project. So when is it actually going to collapse?

>>75419949
the manifesto focuses on the government controlling what is shared, redirected, and posted online

if you're a spazz who can't see how that would affect sites like 4chan, streaming/torrenting, and porn then you're cretin tbqhwy

>>75420106
>barely had enough money to keep their own citizens warm and fed
yeah those arab states are going through some tough times aren't they mate

>>75420066
oh okay x

>>75420063
They're under no obligation. They stop being refugees if they don't though. You should go back to wanking off pakis.

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sylveon is great gf material unlike materialistic white women

ah yes the british serf is going to vote against his own interests

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>>75420066

chatting with the 51 year old japanese milf I met on niggerpals. very comfy

had an ephiany about life lads.

I have a friend who hires a £200 PT at his gym. he goes to an expensive gym near his house to use the machines and follow his PT's instructions. He eats ready-food eg uncle bens rice, M&S ready meals etc etc

I by contrast learnt about exercise and lifting from reading books and information about it, I also made 2 excel sheets to track progress. I travel 2 miles to go to a cheaper gym than the nearest one to me, because its also better for strength training. I also force myself to eat porrdige, mackarel/sardines/sprats and rice/chicken/veg every day and track my nutrition on cronometer.

I just realised a weird sort of irony about all of this. My friend opts for convenience, he goes to gym, doesn't think about what he's doing just pays money and fits it into his working life so he feels healthy.

I on the otherhand, reject convenience so that I feel I've done a proper job of it. This entails me awkardly eating porridge at work, trying to eat sardines when I know I'll have no social interraction (because of the odour), spending my freetime reading about lifting or nutrition or cooking big meals. work hampers my ability to lift, but i press on and try to work around it. I lift at 6 in the morning, i take food to work, i try my hardest to simultaneously do a complete job of lifting and working, refusing to cut corners or pay for someone to do part of the job for me.

I think my friend has basically come to terms with work and I haven't. he accepts that you can't do both, so he pays a lot of money so he can at least feel healthy. i am deluded, i foolishly think you can work and develop yourself in meaningful ways simultaneously, even though its an awkward balancing act.

made me think

>>75420146
>telling flat out lies

>>75420117
see
>>75420063

try and keep up mate ;)

>>75420162
no, they're not refugees until they've been granted asylum by the country in which they've applied lad. They're asylum seekers up until that point, and they are allowed to apply for asylum anywhere. Please get your facts straight, it's sad to see the right wing so poorly misinformed

>Why yes I'll vote for the tories
>isn't rich
why do this?

>>75420203
you're perfect xx

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Imagine a world without you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iXx96DVHX8

>>75420222
shall not be reading this post any time soon

lots of benders on tonight
*goes to the shed to retrieve my shovel*

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why's there so many gays in /brit/ right now

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>>75420024

>>75420241
thanks :3

things were simpler a year ago

http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61216312/

>>75420117
>>he didn't have Internet until AFTER 2013

See: >>75420010:
>and has been extended to existing users on a rolling basis.

Seriously do not reply to my posts. Your small crustacean brain is not up to the task of comprehending them.

>>75420203
now WITHOUT pants please hun x

>>75420224
>lies
two seconds m8

going to quote the manifesto where it specifically mentions the government controlling what is posted/shared/redirected and btfo of you little rorkie walkie

>>75420158
Yeah because Jordan and Lebanon haven't had their populations increase by 75% in the past 5 years

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>>75420203

>>75420254
the uk has significantly higher rates of homosexuality among men than us

Anyone else not work out or exercise?

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Just send this virgin qt how I would fuck her

waiting for her response

>>75420230
>ur so misinformed
>gets his information from Wikipedia and does his best to avoid the parts there that prove him wrong
Paki cum in your eyes mate? Why would it need to be suspended if you could just go where you wanted anyway?

>>75420203
phwoar

leaving the EU was a bad idea, simply because it meant that cameron resigned and may became the leader

>he didn't listen to Basshunter whilst playing Runescape

did you even have a childhood?

doing a sleep
zzz

>>75420301
'ce

>>75420270
You're underage and need to beg your mum to let you wank lmao

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>Just send this virgin qt how I would fuck her
>waiting for her response

>>75420313
was too busy playing footy and shagging girls

>>75420254
why not xx

>all these fucking gays ITT

kys

>>75420318
*wakes you up*

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The phone call that saved /brit/.

post lo-fi hip hop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPBmmGUhY6s

>>75420292
Absolutely no dedicated working out or exercising whatsoever.

Only reason I'm not fat is because I don't have a license / car so I have to walk everywhere. Technically exercise yes, but I do it for the utility of getting from A to B, not for the sake of exercising.

>>75420291
they need to fuck off to /brighton/

love men sexually
simple as

>>75420301
hmm
don't think it's going to work out well

>>75420313
yeah was outside having sex

>>75420292
im swim, walk and cycle quite a lot.

>>75420254
They heard a few underage posters were about, so they crawled out of the woodwork because all gays are paedophiles.

>>75420291
SISSY
BRIT
BOIS

>>75420366
yeah yeah i'm up i'm up
*falls back asleep*

>>75420304
please mate, read the law ;) and the dublin agreement prevents multiple applications for asylum in other places, so if asylum seekers are detained in greece, they can either be deported or apply for asylum in greece. The dublin agreements being suspended allows them to say "oh i'm applying here ;)" but then they actually go to germany.

Where are the parts that prove me wrong in the wikipedia page lad? there's certainly no parts in the actual agreement that do

>>75420272
hope the janitor doesn't mind x

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>>75420362
post bum xx

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>>75420381
She already wants me 'la

>tfw jordan is the only safe, secular levantine arab country left
real shame, looked like a nice area before it all went to shit

voting Tory because the vote has zero effect on me personally and I hate labour

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I had a dream last night where I was at the fairground. Maisie was at the strength tester giving the lever an absolute beating. She had this huge, heavy, oversized wooden mallet which she was swinging down with impressive strength. I watched her get really into it, striking harder each time. With every blow the puck got closer and closer to the bell. I was in the crowd cheering her on, imploring her to hit it harder and harder. After a particularly big swing fell just short, we all thought she'd given up. She was panting, and sweat was running down her face and neck. But then she grasped the hammer tightly, and swung it back over her shoulders for a final bash. We began cheering as loud as ever. She stuck out her chest, spread her legs, and breathed in. With a yell she swung the hammer down. But suddenly, in place of the lever, I found myself lying there, stark naked, my cock and balls directly in the impact zone. I screamed as the bell dinged and the hammer pulverised my dick and bollocks into a fine paste.

I woke up with a rock solid erection, my trembling body splattered with cum.

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>penises? In men's bumholes? Pah! a distinguished gentlesir such as myself would never partake in such an activity!

jordan check facebook

>>75420279
go on then
I'll wait

QUITE want to suck a soft feminine penis

>>75420408
>trying to pretend you read the actual agreement when you posted a direct copy paste job straight from Wikipedia's section about its suspension
SCREECHING

>>75420367
christ she's haggard

>>75420455
where the fuck is janny

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the so called gf

>>75420455
swear you've posted this on ingur before

does anyone have the 'How can anyone fall for this trap' Felix argyle picture

>>75420455
why is your demeanour extremely feminine when you claim to love men? you benders have something missing in your brain 2bh

>cut the grass earlier
>started raining 5 minutes after I finished

I am the puppetmaster

>>75420372
I don't walk at all. I don't eat very much usually just a meal a day so I guess that's why I'm not obese.

I've gotten skinnyfat though, I used to just be skinny my whole life until 19. I'm 20 now, and I hate how I look, but I feel very uncomfortable in the whole work out culture and don't understand all this jargon and bullshit. Don't want to police and regiment my life either. Hate being out breath doesn't help either.

>>75420455
cor blimey you are a bit of alright babe xxxx

>>75420224
>>75419949
>>75420478
>"Some people say that it is not for government to regulate when it comes to technology and the internet," it states. "We disagree."

>The plans will allow Britain to become "the global leader in the regulation of the use of personal data and the internet", the manifesto claims.

>"We will put a responsibility on industry not to direct users – even unintentionally – to hate speech, pornography, or other sources of harm," the Conservatives write.

>"In harnessing the digital revolution, we must take steps to protect the vulnerable and give people confidence to use the internet without fear of abuse, criminality or exposure to horrific content", the manifesto claims in a section called 'the safest place to be online'.

>"It should be as unacceptable to bully online as it is in the playground, as difficult to groom a young child on the internet as it is in a community, as hard for children to access violent and degrading pornography online as it is in the high street, and as difficult to commit a crime digitally as it is physically."

>"We will introduce a sanctions regime to ensure compliance, giving regulators the ability to fine or prosecute those companies that fail in their legal duties, and to order the removal of content where it clearly breaches UK law," the manifesto reads.

>"While we cannot create this framework alone, it is for government, not private companies, to protect the security of people and ensure the fairness of the rules by which people and businesses abide."

I don't know how to propose a girl on Tinder for sex

>>75420455
be my bf xx
>>75420509
Feminine boys are qt

>>75420483
go ahead mate, try and find a single bit in the law that "proves me wrong"
I'm sorry it's so hard for you to keep up with all these complicated facts and laws, it's definitely a lot easier to just assume what you think is right, but please have some academic integrity

>>75420509
psychological thing about dominating another man or something

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>I hate labour

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>voting Tory because the vote has zero effect on me personally and I hate labour

Too many gays ITT

Need another bomb

>>75420492
shit gimmick. kill yourself

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love aussie bums simple as

>>75420509
I only act feminine in some of the pics I do, pretty masculine otherwise
>>75420538
*becomes your bf*

>>75420532
this isn't from the manifesto, it's from some publication you cretin

I've got nothing against gay guys but the amount of homosexual posing in /brit/ is unpleasent.

anyone have the kangaroo vocaroo

>>75420587
>the manifesto claims
ummm try again sweaty

sick of experts

>>75420585
whens the wedding sweetie x

>>75420584
pretty much my body type 2bh. otter mode is best mode really. not a poof though so dont ask for photos.

got called a yankoid in asda

>>75420631
Next July x
>>75420493
Yeah I have

*logs onto the 'chon 3 months hence*
*opens /brit/*
*its just me, thailad, the dane, ulster on a proxy and jordan knight*

hate labour and the tories

>>75420595
It's actually quite minimal in /brit/. Take a look at the /r9k/ catalog once in a while if you want to see what a forum looks like after being brainwashed into homosexuality for several years by slide threads.

>>75420595
4chan attracts social outcasts. autists, benders, the mentally ill etc.

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Step sis sent me this

>>75420540
Finish reading the wiki article you paki twat. Would gladly hang you dead given the chance.

>>75420655
xx

goodmorning faggots

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Wouldn't mind learning a bit of Russian, Pashto, and Urdu and going to the 'stans

>>75420671
shit gimmick. kill yourself.

I'm a single guy on median income so the economic policies of Labour and the Tories mean cock all to me.

Censoring the internet really fucks me off though. Government shouldn't be a replacement for shit parents who can't be fucked to raise their kids properly.

just had sex

The morrisons meal deal 'lad

>>75420668
>Gays, the mentally ill
bit redundant

>>75420666
>brainwashed
>>75420668
Not a social outcast and im bi sweaty

>>75420666
I agree but just because somewhere else is gayer doesn't mean /brit/ hasn't become too gay

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wife sent me this

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>>75420695
the only 'stans worth visiting don't speak pashtu or urdu
very much want to see turkmenistan at some point

>breeders upset at something (who cares what) again

>>75420702
this
no one is goijng to give me the one thing i want which is an affordable flat to rent.


so i dont give a shit - internet monitoring/censorship aside.

>>75420695


Turkmenistan is the most interesting

>>75420755
pretty cheeky pic, this

FUCK why does brit have to be so straight. I've got nothing against straight lads but the amount of straightposting is unpleasant. Keep it to yourself alright

>>75420761
>being upset at people being upset
grow up

>>75420695
>tfw had a gf from one of the 'stans
>tfw it wasn't a durka durka one but more of a mongol one

:)

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>Turkmenistan is the most interesting

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>>75420788
the wife's son sent me this too

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>>75420714

>>75420780
You've never been there, how would you know?

>>75420688
It's okay mate, it's usual to respond with anger when you don't understand something. Hopefully you're a bit better informed now, and don't think of asylum seekers as illegal immigrants

... extraordinary tiger action ... May 29th 2017 Hamerton Zoo ...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/hamerton-zoo-evacuated-police-ambulance-10523563

absolutely had it with the benders on here. this is not a gay chatroom. fuck off

>>75420808
grim

>>75420791
you say this but there's more gay shit posted almost eery thread than straight shit

>>75420805
>>75420755
>>>/straight/ don't want brit to become brainwashed into being straight

tonight's pizzas:
>artichoke hearts
>roasted capsicum
>fennel seeds
>chorizo

>>75420695
mates in Kyrgyzstan right now

>>75420812

I don't have to visit Moldova to know it's a boring shithole

>>75420842
I'making fun of you mongs more people straight post x

>>75420881
You've never been there, how would you know?

>>75420816
I think of them as invaders. To be dealt with accordingly. I think of you as a traitor. To be treated worse than an invader.

I haven't seen a decent lowercase poster.

>>75420911
fuck off (((anglo))) britain for the celts

>>75420922
remember lower case anonymous? now thats ancient /brit/

>>75420922
Because they're fucking retards.

>>75420911
Ahh righto then
*wanders out of the LARP event and talks to somebody who's clean*

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>>75420766
hmm

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>I haven't seen a decent lowercase poster.

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>i use proper capitalisation on an anime imageboard that's 2 weeks from being deleted

*looks for "straight" posting*
*doesn't see any*
*looks for gay posting*
*finds dozens of examples including noncery*
Ah yes, the gays are just like the rest of us

>Where technology can find a solution, we will pursue it. We will work with industry to
introduce new protections for minors, from images of pornography, violence, and other
age-inappropriate content not just on social media but in app stores and content sites as
well. We will put a responsibility on industry not to direct users – even unintentionally
– to hate speech, pornography, or other sources of harm. We will make clear the
responsibility of platforms to enable the reporting of inappropriate, bullying, harmful or
illegal content, with take-down on a comply-or-explain basis

doesn't sound that bad desu, just on about offering more protection to kids

imagine being mad about gay people
what a world we live in

>>75420942
that was fatcam sweetie

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>i use PROPER grammar and capitalisation because i take myself extremely seriously

REEEEE WHY ARE PEOPLE GAY REEEE Y-YOURE ALL NONCES REEEEE STRAIGHT IS NATURAL

>>75420940
I am a Celt, you dozy traitorous cunt.

>>75420952
*laughs as you approach a paki to prove you're not racist and end up getting raped and murdered*

Horrid Little Thread Today Lads. (Period)

doing a poo while fiddling with my willy

>>75420906

Books, stories, the Internet and so on

why are so many gays nonces though? srs

>>75421029
aaaahahaha
are you that northern irish brit?

imagine trying to explain to an MP why 4chan shouldn't be banned

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MASSIVE fan of spic humour

>>75421004
>tfw to smart too learn proper english

>>75421037
So you don't know personally then?

Time you fucked off, you arrogant paki twat

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>>75421064

wish parents would stop taking their fucking kids to the pub

>>75421085

Not an argument.

If you ever need proof that gays are evil, child raping creatures, simply point it out. Simply say "all gays are child molesters" and watch how they recoil "I've been found out!"

>>75421067
need a russian feminine bf

>>75421064
wow, literally just nigger yank twitter humour. what a surprise

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>I think of them as invaders. To be dealt with accordingly. I think of you as a traitor. To be treated worse than an invader.

>>75421002
yeh i know mate

>>75421099
wish they'd stop leaving them there

>he doesn't alternate between Reddit spacing and lowercase posting
>he doesn't write his own custom scripts to rename all the files in his 4chan image folders and also change the MD5 hashes of said images

enjoy being profiled, cucks

>>75421052
I am not. Paki. Also there's at least 4 Northern Irish lads on /brit/

>>75421110
your a nonce

redpilled my gf who loves gays that homosexual men are more likely to be nonces

>>75421099
yeah wish theyd stop bringing you

>>75421104
And you're not white.

Fuck off, clueless cunt.

>>75421021
that's right

>>75421159
See? Got one already.

love mens arses

>75421173
>75421160
t Abdu

Imagine being Turkish and having to go on being the most feminine kind of Turk (just a Turk) while hairy and virulent Turkmen parade around the streets of your little Turk nation, their mighty meaty Turkman willies swinging in the breeze

>>75421154
>MD5 hashes
I can tell you have no idea what you're talking about

>>75421160
it's as if churches, organisations aren't built around boys' and men's clubs only rorke

>>75421165
Wish you were right next to me so I could kick your teeth into your brain

>>75421158
why do you keep calling me a paki and stuff? It's really weird you can't accept that your own kin think you're a prick. I'm white and British and I think our country would be better off without people like you, but you've just gotta live and let live eh.

It's nearly that time again lads. Just a few minutes to go to you know what

>>75421172

That's not an argument friend :)

>>75421210
he's right though. fucking loads of bent nonces.

>>>>>t Abdu

>>75421207
>tfw no feminine turk bf
NEDEN LAN REEEEEE

>>75421210
what a poorly formed sentence

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>I'm white and British

>>75421230
tesco?

>>75421241
that means men in position of power of said groups are likely to want to be in that position
and the cycle continues

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>why do you keep calling me a paki and stuff??

>>75421230
don't you fucking dare

good to see the ummah out in force having a go against those bloody gays.
ma sh'allah brothers

>leftypol posting
>that runt about to start ladyboy posting
>not one fun or enjoyable conversation this thread
*closes tab*

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>>75421291

>>75421230
tranny hour?

>>75421238
Never said it was, paki. I ruined you and your ignorance earlier on. Now it's time for you to fuck off back to Ummah.com to plan your next Manchester.

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hmmmmm

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>Politics

uhh, no thanks sweetie xx now shut the fuck up and post anime

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>>75421209
>The MD5 algorithm is a widely used hash function producing a 128-bit hash value.

>>75420957
yeah they say this but at the end of the day i don't want to be living in some deano shack on the outskirts of the city.

guarantee every poster who uses 'rorke' as an insult has either two foreign grandparents or is a bender

>>75421222
>I'm white and British and I love pakis
Alri gaylord, don't you have a pink beret to find and a gang of pakis to rape you?

>live and let live
*looks at all the pakis not letting white British children live*

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>>75421312

>>75421318
would do this desu

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>>75421373
so would I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utPE5wfopgc

>see a jewish family
>the mother always looks a lot like my grandma

suspect I might have a bit of the ol' jewish genes in me

unironically hate drumpf

*doesnt kill anyone on the planet*
Wheres me nobel prize

>>75421332
4chan uses it as a checksum to search for duplicate files you mongo. it makes no sense to say "change MD5 hashes" because 4chan is the one generating the hash

>>75421353
>okay so you must be gay
aha, seems like you are adopting some very middle eastern tactics to discredit me here

>live and let live
yeah i'm not supporting bombing children anon, there's not two sides to this. Reminder we were talking about muslims immigrating here when the person who did that was a british citizen, born and raised here

>>75421431
>*doesnt kill anyone on the planet*
that doesn't necessarily stop you from getting a nobel peace prize

obama got one after all

>>75421421
why

>>75421469
obama never killed anyone

>>75421468
>born and raised here
does not make one british

>very middle eastern tactics
gays have been reviled in every culture for thousands of years

>>75421468
>only pakis can hate gays
>DA BOMBER WUZ BORN AND RAISED IN BRITAIN
born to and raised by Libyan parents who were "refugees" in this country. Parents who were arrested for having ties to ISIS. You support child murder.

>>75421443
And every archive has a feature to allow you to search for posts with a specific image hash. If you upload the same image, unedited, from your folder 4chan generates the same hash for that image allowing for easy profiling.

>>75421516
well the british government disagrees with you on that one but crack on

and haha, mad that that's actually an issue in your mind

>>75421510
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disposition_Matrix

>>75421403
nice video

>>75421516
rubbish in the ancient world gay was normal now fukof u litl cunt

>>75421558
the state=/=the nation

he is a citizen of our state but he is not of our culture and our nation

John noakes has finally died, that repulsive old ugly shit. Good riddance to the gay cunt. He's in hell now hopefully, licking Satan's shitty arsehole

>>75421592
being gay was common in the civilisational collapse of the ancient world, and was usually practiced by the degenerate elites as a taboo, the same way incest, bestiality and necrophilia were

>>75421546
I'm well aware, thanks. you aren't the one who is changing the hash though. you're editing the image in some way that makes the server calculate a different hash than before.

>>75421597
monoculture is a spook

>>75421558
>a bit of paper makes you British
*scribbles "banana" onto a post-it note and sticks it to a piece of poo*
Want a banana lad?

>>75421543
no i don't mate :) i thoroughly condemn child murder, and all forms of murder, as if that's even worth saying

>>75421654
being gay wasn't taboo for romans, neither was incest (apart from direct mother/father/brother/sister)

>>75421671
>muh stirner shitposting
just fuck off to leftypol you have nothing to contribute here

>>75421654
no wrong it was normal to fuck blokes but not normal to be fucked. fucking blokes was no less masculine or ordinary than fucking women now pisof u litl cutn

>>75421665
>you aren't the one who is changing the hash though. you're editing the image in some way that makes the server calculate a different hash than before.

Some serious damage control pedantry there. I won't be carrying this conversation thread any further since it is clear you have lost.

>>75421698
suck us off then you gay twat

>>75421687
>I condemn *lets in child murderers* child *excuses child murderers for murdering children* murder *defends child murderers while inviting even more in*

>>75421729
>>75421729
>>75421729
new

>>75421685
that's silly, the british government would never make a piece of shit legally a banana. I think dual citizenship might be a different case but the person who carried out the attack was british anon.

>>75421711
can we agree on a truce or draw please? I really don't want to lose another argument

would like to own a ranch in southern Africa (probably not South Africa though)

>bent cunts claim to be "progressive"
>love using "IT'S 2017" to justify their behaviour
>love mocking things that are old and therefore outdated
>Start screeching WE WUZ EMPERORS N SHEEIT when rightly told that everyone ever has hated them

>>75421766
Except he wasn't. You are a terrorist.

mate just tried to set me up with a 4/10

just about managed to hide my look of disgust