/brit/

>P*pists
Fuck off with your romanist mummery leb cunt

Fantastic edition Aussie lad, God bless the Catholic Church
>>75417700
Bit gay

Is it just us that bang on about WW2 when the topic of the Germans comes up? It doesn't seem like anyone else does it. Do you reckon it's because it's the last time we were really relevant?

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fast cat

First

imagine being aroused by poo

Might buy a tub of Ben and Jerry's and downn it all havent had ice cream in a looooong time

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>there are people itt who believe that there should be an intermediary between man and god

howling

HOWLING

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it was predestined
>>75417758

South Bristol

>>75417712
>I changed my religious loyalty because my king wanted to divorce his wife.

>>75417735
Probably because it's the last actual war we fought and were an island so we don't see enough to Germans to associate them with anything else

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Ah yes

>>75417760
>>>/cum/

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>white people

remember when this country used to build shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRsYIiUxZeQ

now everyone just sits in cubicles on the phone like fucking robots.

>>75417755
Then what was Jesus?

>>75417757
You keep trying to do this, just stop

Professional victims:

Muslims
Jews
Scots
Irish
Women
Poofs
The Obese
Feminists
Scousers
African Americans
Palestinians

off to chat to the ol' head of course, anyone want owt?
>>75417726
even if it is you shouldn't off yourself, it can improve

catholocism > pootestantism

just went into my prossie sister's room to check if the cat was in there and she was wearing my turtleneck looking at a picture of our dead uncle, to make thing's worse the phimosis is playing up again

>>75417766
It makes us sound like tards when we keep bringing up shit from 70 years ago when everyone else has moved on.

>>75417806
>Be catholic
>Wipe the priest's salty cum from my pink, boyish lips, sob at home in bedroom
>Go to church on sunday
>Confess to same priest, he forgives me
>Die
>Go to hell

>>75417827
doing a (me)

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At what point in your life did you stop dating white women?

>>75417808
superb post

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>>75417808

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Lovely

>>75417789
there are more black versions of this than white per capita in the 'ates

>>75417797
a man

'sticles scan was clear lads, no ball cancer for me

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AYO DAE WERENT REAL MUSLIMS MANE WE'RE PEACEFUL N SHIET DA WHITE KUFFAR PROVOKED US

WE WUZ ALGEBRA N SCIENCE N CIVILISATION N MUH GOLDEN AGE N SHIEEET BUT THEN DEM MONGOL KUFFARS SACKED BAGHDAD

>>75417808
you improved upon my post from yesterday so I'll let you have it

>>75417828
>no Moto Razr
>no LG Chocolate
poor list

>>75417823
>Be a Protestant
>invite over hordes of unwashed islamists
>let them fuck your little girls to death
>ask them for forgiveness
>they bomb you instead
>die
>go to hell

>>75417750
They support glorified fetish marriage through?

>>75417808
what an incredible post

bellend absolutely reeks of Skips flavoured smeg

>>75417858
don't get what he's talking about with the women's rights

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gf having an afternoon snack

Not racist, just don't have a preference for dark skin

Simple as

>>75417858
>hospitals
Literally invented by the Crusaders

>>75417773
Reminder he hasn't done a swipe down selfie for a few days

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>>75417879
Ah yes le ebin Romanist pope fuckers would never stand for such antics

>>75417800
>The whole world vs Anglos

>>75417858
it feels smug to be an islamophile rorke
I read these comments and feel no provocation at all

>>75417712
>>75417722
>>75417800
>>75417858
>>75417881
/brit/ is a right-wing echo chamber

>>75417913
haha monkeys really love bananas x

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>Not racist, just don't have a preference for dark skin

>Simple as

>>75417913
can't fathom what thought process makes girls able to suck a knob, but I'm glad they have it

would feel properly daft doing it myself

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She read but didn't reply lads

makes me uncomfortable that you can make a post somewhere on the internet and elsewhere someone will see it and repost it to a different site and they'll all be laughing at your stupidity.

We need to shut this down. Vote Tory.

>>75417935
Francis is a Jesuit and thus, not a Catholic. He's a good lad on other issues though, bit of a mixed bag

>>75417808
kafkaesque picture

How can you vote Tory while knowing that Theresa May is an unashamed bold faced liar regarding policies who lied about calling an election which was only called because she thought it would increase her bargaining position after a facile win?

>>75417858
sandniggers, I...

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here's the story of Rhodesia
a land both fair and great

Lived for 2 years in a muslim country and can confirm that everyone I met was pleasant and didn't hate me for being a white Westerner. They also drank a lot.

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>>75417982
>He's my pope and spiritual liege until it's inconvenient for me

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>facile

no, i am not your mate, m8
no. i am not your la, la

John McCain is evil

Feel a bit sorry for me da. He's been trying to learn to play guitar for like 5 years but he can still barely play any simple songs. Hasn't got a musical bone in his body. Yet, he gets enjoyment out of it so I can't shit on him too much. At least he has a hobby unlike me

>>75418004
He's still my Pope and I'll heed every piece of advice he has to offer, but I am not expected to agree with the man on everything

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He will defeat the Jews.

>>75418020
didn't know tim had a son haha

>>75418018
1 rouble has been deposited into your account!

>>75417998
on the 11th of november
an independent state

>normoids who go on weekend holidays

Dunno how they can be arsed. Mum is just back from a weekend at Centre Parcs®; she went on the Friday, home today. That's several hundred quid, several hours driving for what amounts to little more than 2 whole days in a lodge.

Even worse for people who fly to their destinations. No idea how these people can get comfy when they're away for 2 fucking days.

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IMAGINE my shock upon learning that the Grauniad wasn't quite as batty when I was smol

all of you hating on Francis have probably not read a single thing by him or listened to him talk beyond media soundbytes
I found his Laudato Si to be good if a bit socialist

>>75417989
BECAUSE I REALLY WANT WANT THE RAILWAYS TO STAY PRIVATE REEEEEEEE THE PAKIS THE POLES REEEEEEEEE *shits my nappy*

>>75418004
>other religion

Wait, I thought we're always being told that Labour have the muslim/sikh/hindu vote? They only managed 3rd place.

ahahaha waheyy!!!!

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>>75418038
Enjoy that cognitive dissonance, bootlicking heretic

>>75418020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vms_6_TSQuc

*bends over and shakes my arse in your face*

>>75418082
good post

>>75418079
Jews vote heavily Conservative in the UK

>>75418043
THIS
Don't understand why /pol/ love the tories when they're supposed to hate kikes

Corbyn truly will drain the swamp

>>75417858
its all true though...

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>>75418084
>Protestant calling anyone a heretic
Your arsepain brings nothing but joy

>>75418060
a short break in a B&B is perfectly fine

if you're going properly abroad though I hate spending less than a fortnight.

>>75418116
wrong

>>75418113
>>75418082
good post

>>75418098
*taps your tailbone with a hammer, shattering and causing you to lose control of your lower body*

*a torrent of shite suddenly drops out of your loosened anus*

oi runtos, dinners ready...

>>75418079
Sikhs and Hindus love the country too much to vote for its destruction

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Thinking about moving to Britain (Ireland).

Doing a think 'la

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>>75418060
>going on a staycation

Why bother? I'll never understand this when you fly to probably 20 or so countries cheaper than it costs to go to some shithole caravan park and it'll probably be cheaper once you get to most of them.

>>75418020
>Yet, he gets enjoyment out of it
its the concentration on the movement of the fingers, it allows the mind to be without thought. gives the old conciousness a rest whilst awake. i file rusty old metal tools back to new from scratch by hand for the same reason, keeps the old brain healthy and its a hobby regardless of how pointless it may seem to others.

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Found a description of you fags

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>>75418145
>Let me tell you about your cunt

>>75418078
Mummy May loves pakis

ahahahahahhahahahahahaahhaaha

good posts itt:
>>75418082
>>75418113
>>75418146

list of people who were infallible:
Jesus
Gautama Buddha
every Pope in the line of St Peter.

just wanked over a lad (feminine) for the first time ever

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>Everyone in this thread unironically believes this.

>>75418116
Jews are 1/16th of the others I mentioned

>>75418177
>fags
fuck off yank

>>75418145
Tories have had the only Jewish PM, mong

Anyone wanna have a drink with me?

yet to read a single post by anyone besides Matt

don't intend to do otherwise

Off to the chippy lads

>>75418201
>every Pope
not sure that was a thing for popes until quite late in the churches history, might be wrong though.

>>75418214
link?

>>75418214
*looks around to see who you're talking to*
aren't you supposed to be on /britfeel/ mate?

>foreign news outlets reporting the BRITISH Airways computer failures affecting thousands of customers
>foreign news outlets that reported the BRITISH Petroleum oil spill which killed trillions of innocent sea cretures

Genuinely triggers me that they go out of their way to say "British Airways" or "British Petroleum" rather than BA or BP when neither of these companies have anything to do with Britain. Slanderous if you ask me.

>>75418145
Yanks have not got a fucking clue
The tories ARE the fucking jews

>>75418248
infallibility is retroactive
its like CHIM

>>75418232
Ed was robbed

nigger may and jizz cuckbyn

Live in St. Albans tbqh

>Pope

>Pepe

thoughts?

gaining weight lads

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can feel a poo brewing

>>75418181
>buddhist kippers
hmm...

My chicago town pizza is ready lads

>>75418271
British Airways is the official name of the company though, BP is just BP

Live in San Andreas tbqh

>>75418304
*slaps your bitchtits*
ahahaha waheyyyyyyy

>>75418299
Dank

Imagine voting tory without being worth 6 figures at least

LITERAL cuckolds

OH WHY DO YOU COME

>>75418315
CHI

>>75418214
Did a howl

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Me lads

What are some good video games for the Sony© Playstation™ 4?

please oh please won't somebody think of the cis young white men

>edition.
autism

>>75418371
rocket league

>>75418334
Imagine me smashing your cretinoid head in like the hollow furniture you are

>>75418380
*thinks of them*
oWo

>>75418380
The most underprivileged group in society I'll have you know

>>75418371
bloodborne

Don't think I'm doing situps properly, lads. I always feel strain on the back of my neck

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Think I creeped a girl out lads

just tried to spice up the convo

She was giving me signs

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we dem boys

Sent from my iPad

>>75418343
Doesn't really work when you're the ones leeching from us

>>75418371
Absolutely nothing, should've got an Xbox One
>>75418420
Keep your neck straight, you will feel a strain because your neck is holding your head in an almost horizontal position without support

How do we fix the blacks in prison problem?

>>75418371
Bishi Bashi for the Playstation and that Scott Pilgrim beat'em'up

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just watched the new alien movie

boring and predictable desu

>>75418472
Shoot them
>>75418488
>movie
FOY

>>75418441
astounding post

Sent from my iPad

>>75418472
let them all out and give them free education to ivy league schools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOJYRJLIhvY

>>75418501
dumb cunt

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alri

>>75418472
send them to africa where they belong

>>75417800
t. there are more millionaire men, CEOs and politicians than women but we are being oppressed

hate drug tolerance lads

>>75418488
Yet to watch it. Did you like Prometheus?

>>75418537
furry snipper

>>75418560
yes

replying to more than one post at once is autism

>>75418579
>snipper
errr

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Mummy May is to much of a Nanny stater to win. Corbyn is who the left wants.

>>75418594
agreeed

>>75418594
fuck off

>>75418547
men are smarter

>>75418615
snip snïp

Hung Parliament, Labour-led coalition government. Screenshot this.

>>75418488
Knew it would be shit after the steaming pile of poo that was Prometheus.

It's a shame because they kept cockteasing that these Alien films would be about the creation of the human race, DNA seeds on earth and the interesting dynamic between Engineers who created human life and humans who created artificial robot life. But instead Ridley Scott insists on making shitty slasher films.

I want these films to be about what it means to be alive, to be a conscious being and the nature of creation. Themes like those explored in GitS and Blade Runner. Make those films Ridley you fuck.

>>75418664
dont think spiders do much snipping 2bh

*Establishes a monopoly on /brit/ shitposts*

>>75418678
snob

>>75418678
they do though. spider literally snipped my skin like a pair of scissors once with its fangs or talons or whatever the fuck

Tories get 429 seats. Screenshot this.

>>75418713
Did it draw blood?

>>75418713
nah. they pierce skin, not snip it.

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>>75417828
>having the shitty N95
bless

still rocking the Play to this day
it hasn't died yet

Love judge rinder

>>75418672
>>I want these films to be about what it means to be alive, to be a conscious being and the nature of creation.
it fills those themes pretty well though

>>75418713
>white "people"

tories have dropped their best case scenario from a 200 majority to 80 majority

>>75418739
no but blood began to appear upon the wound

a white homeland in Africa is an unrealistic dream
maybe it might have been possible without the European infighting and eventual world wars, but for the near future its not really desireable.

much better to cultivate a state where the white man can live free with like minded coloreds and blacks without fear of attack by savage natives or confiscation of property by greedy Marxists.
one day I'd like to see a new settlers frontier open up as African states stabilize and learn to co-operate with Whites and Asians

>>75418753
To be fair I haven't actually seen Covenant. I vowed not to pay for it after being cucked with Prometheus.

>>75418739
no but blood began to appear upon the wound

LABOUR WILL WIN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SEAT

CAP THIS POST

>>75418775
Nice proxy ameribro

>>75418773
source?

might whack a tenner on the Tories to win over 1 seat

hope labour get nothing

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can't believe this is real

>>75418837
prefer not to say

>>75418855
>Wanting the surveillance state incarnate to win instead

No thank you.

>>75418792
Based

Applying for Question Time leader's special lads, need some questions to ask Farron and Sturgeon if I get on

ruined my life when I took pics of my willy and uploaded them to facebook when I was drunk

*Gets dubs*

>>75418783
there's a watchable camrip out

gonna bake a cake
don't know how, I'll just mix shit until it looks like cake mix

>>75418909
not impressed were they?

>>75418922
More of a BluRay-RIP / Web-DL man myself.

>>75418954
no. pathetic little shrimp dick. embarrassing

>>75418941
it wont work but good luck all the same

>>75418908
when are we going to spend more less money on the NHS?

>>75418971
grim

>>75418909
why on earth would you do that

>>75418941
flour + baking powder + eggs + butter + sugar

Reading about Merkel saying how she can't rely on us and the yanks anymore since we're running around like headless chickens, comments usually have British and American people throwing absolutely autistic shit fits.

>>75418909
post pics xx

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>Normies prefer summer over winter

>>75418876
>labour caring about surveillance state
you must be deluded

>>75419001
electric whisk + my tender bollocks

>>75419035
shocking post

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>Corbyn is closer to winning the election than at any time during the campaign thanks to a surge in support from women, a poll for the Sunday Telegraph indicates.
>Labour is now just 6 points behind the Tories with less than a fortnight to go – the smallest gap recorded by pollsters ORB International since the vote was called.
>The Tories are on 44 per cent of the vote with Labour on 38. The Liberal Democrats are on 7 while Ukip has collapsed to just 4.
>It marks a dramatic tightening of the election race, with the Tories enjoying a 15-point lead over Labour at the beginning of the month.

Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election when the Tories were literally looking at winning a majority of 200 before she slipped to within a couple of points of the most unelectable Labour leader ever

>It's a failure, an absolute failure. You release a manifesto like that with weeks of campaigning to go, it's unacceptable. If you had gone into Whitehall today they wouldn't have been celebrating anything. I think it will be a massive disappointment - Michael Gove

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Boris Johnson

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>I took pics of my willy and uploaded them to facebook when I was drunk

>>75419001
oh, forgot about the milk/water

>>75419003
they shouldn't have relied on us to begin with. fucking parasitical cunts. hope they enjoy russia encroaching more and more now.

*bzzzzt*
*zzzzzap*

>>75419083
not many cakes have them in mate

>>75419001
well I knew it was eggs and flour
just don't know how much

also, if I want to add chocolate chips, should I add it to the mix before putting it in the oven?
last time I did that they all melted and congealed on the bottom of the tin

>>75419074
P I C

>>75419085
business idea: LSD cake

>>75419035
awful entrance to the thread
don't even bother making another post

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>>75419072
kek

>>75419072
is it possible for both parties to have a majority?

"Americans are the living refutation Cartenian axiom, "I think therefire I am" : Americans don't think yet they are" WTF I LOVE EVOLA NOW

>>75419114
how about you just fucking google a basic cake recipe? mongoloid

>>75419035
Awful post, expect nothing less from a non-country though

>>75419128
Stupid cunt

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>>75419010
might as well

this wasn't the image but it is similar

>>75419142
>spoonfeeding
I learn by doing, artard

>>75419046
should change it to people who support restriction of internet freedoms and 4chan desu

>>75419142
prefer not to say

>>75419046
>you can't browse brit and leftypol
kys I browsed brit before I browsed leftypol

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>>75419128

>>75419072
Would've thought more women would vote tory, they're usually socially conservative and that's half of all May bangs on about.

>>75419162
How about you spoonfeed yourself some bleach and fuck off

>>75419162
cant do that with baking pleb. has to be exact quantities or it fucks up.

>>75419162
>learning how to bake via trial and error

that's just silly, everything about baking cakes has already been figured out and there's not much room for error when it comes to baking
look things up online or buy a book or something

business idea: poo

>>75419161
>average yank cock size

>>75419180
congratulations, you're the cancer that's killing /brit/

>>75419193
Socially conservative family women can't identify with her because she's a cold, childless old hag

Younger, socially liberal women can't identify with her because she's an evil Tory hag who loves the rich and hates the EU

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>artard

I have the third-largest cock in /brit/

>>75419237

he's having you for a laugh sad cunt

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>>75419128

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>congratulations, you're the cancer that's killing /brit/

http://www.strawpoll.me/12936285/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12936285/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12936285/

just rimmed myself

Business idea: Move to Germany as a brexit refugee and steal all the bennies

>>75419237
>someone pol posts no one cares
>some leftypol posts everyone screeches autisticly
ah yes
"""""not""""" an echo chamber

>>75419250
I guess it's just due to the circle of friends I have but I only know one young guy who votes tory and he's a fat autist NEET who's obsessed with army history and likes to RP as a commander in the British Empire.

>>75419237
nah the cancer killing /brit/ is cuckservatives who are voting for mummy may and her parental controls

woke up to my nose bleeding everywhere and there are bloodstains all over my fresh sheets

think i might be dying haha

>>75419309
Hello runt

>>75419303
Might consider applying for a job in Germany, better standard of living and they pay better.

>>75419329
bye

punched some sleeping bender in the face

>>75419314
>one young guy who votes tory and he's a fat autist NEET who's obsessed with army history and likes to RP as a commander in the British Empire.
sounds exactly like I imagine most /brit/ posters

>trying to save /brit/ from the tories shutting it down is killing it
odd look into the mind of a /pol/ invader rorke's mind

>>75419329
nerve gas

http://www.strawpoll.me/13066084
important

>>75419314
>I only know one young guy who votes tory and he's a fat autist NEET who's obsessed with army history and likes to RP as a commander in the British Empire.
literally me

>>75419372
rorke doesn't want to be here but still spends his entire day here

it's like reverse stockholm syndrome

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>>trying to save /brit/ from the tories shutting it down is killing it
>odd look into the mind of a /pol/ invader rorke's mind

>>75419372
you really think Diane Abbott as Home Secretary would save /brit/?

have no idea where the mong idea of "Labour is the saviour of 4chan" came from. They're just as censorious if not more than the Tories

>>75419372
yeah I'm sure may is going to block 4chan in the uk mate

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>one of my teachers is filipino
>on the first day he was explaining the origins of his spanish surname and said that the phillippines has spanish heritage
>he said this while trying desperately to hold a weak smile

>>75419367
Actually I do know another young tory voter, he's also an autist who goes out playing airsoft dressed like a soldier.

What is it with these unfit spackers and playing pretend army.

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>irish rorke posts again
fuck off

>the cancer that's killing /brit/
>not the people voting for a party that will LITERALLY ban 4chan

>>75417858
>numbers
now this one really boils my kettle
THE SO-CALLED """ARABIC""" NUMERALS ARE ONLY CALLED THAT BECAUSE ARAB TRADERS PASSED THEM ON FROM THE HINDUSTANIS THAT CREATED THE SYSTEM
FUCK CONTEMPORARY CULTURE FOR PROPAGATING THIS DISGUSTING MYTH
"AYO WE WUZ NUMBERS N SHIET PRAISE ALLAH"

FUCK OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF

Business idea: Start a campaign to get all gays pozzed and thus eradicate the homosexual scourge once and for all

Reckon my Dell desktop computer is dead / dying. The monitor at least is fucked.

Thing is, I don't use the desktop and haven't for several years in favour of using a laptop. But now the desktop is broken I feel a compulsive urge to build my own desktop PC. But I know I will never use it because sitting at a desk hurts my back. Jewish media has conditioned me to want to spend money.

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'nime

Don't wanna put my credit card info up just to watch porn online cheers Theresa.

>>75419424
they like to RP as rich people when they vote

utter gimps

>>75419424
haha yeh what kind of loser has sociable hobbies. he should spend all his time on 4chan instead.

>>75419414
hm maybe it's because the tories literally put internet censorship as a key point in their manifest and labour have spoken out against

nah labour are deffo the """""censorious""""" ones here yeah m8 yeah
fucking loon

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DAILY REMINDER

>>75417823
The problem here isn't priesthood, it's homosexuals abusing positions of authority to rape children. Which they do in every position of authority that exists because all gays are nonces.

>>75419464
'e

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>rorke

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stop watching porn
stop browsing 4chan
vote tory

why yes, I do believe the tories will censor an anime image board

>>75419414
They won't change anything from the current situation and labour are the only ones who stand a chance against the tories
>>75419421
Yes they will, look what the tories have said about the internet
chan 4chan is exactly the thing they're against

need to buy filters DESU
>>75419483
everyone speaks out against surveillance until they actually get into power and they assume responsibility for terrorist attacks, then they immediately shit themselves and abandon their previous opinion

cant believe someone would be stupid enough to not know this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVtzQms7lps

where were you when selena gomez released the best summer pop song of 2017

Need a girl to gag on my clean uncut willy 2bh

>>75419522
ok
no
no

>>75419526
yes they will

ah wellp lads
time to cry myself to sleep and wake up at 6am tomorrow

wouldnt actually mind if porn was banned. its ultimately a bad influence on people.

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>'sheed

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>why yes, I do believe the tories will censor an anime image board

sorry lads, i don't think 4chan's existence is as important as the fact that labour would demilitarise us, open our borders to the world and break bread with terrorists

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>rorke

>>75419536
>vote for the party who openly support surveillance and censorship because the other party who speak out against surveillance and censorship might possibly maybe break their promise if they get in power
the mental gymnastics you perform are first class m8

if they ban 4chan they'd have to ban twitter too

>>75419522
>Jordan Redditson
"cultural marxists are the greatest threat to the west dude! worship christ bro haha"

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>all gays are nonces

>>75419526
I live at home with my mum, our ISP is Sky. Up until about a month ago 4chan was fine to browse all the time. Then suddenly one day it was added to their DNS filter.

Now, in order for me to browse 4chan I would have to ask my mum to log in to her Sky account and physically turn off their adult content filter. It is not something that can be done via the router, only the bill-payer can do it.

For the last month or more in order to browse 4chan I have had to tether from my phone. A dystopian nightmare if ever there was one. I haven't been opening webms or images above ~100KB because I have to be wary of my data use.

>>75419618
I don't go outside much so none of that matters to me as long as I can still post anime and watch porn.

>>75419618
>labour would demilitarise us, open our borders to the world and break bread with terrorists
no they wouldn't

>>75419483
internet censorship isn't in the tory manifesto

>>75419618
The tories already do break bread with terrorists. Two sides of the same shit coin.

>>75419624
>>75419624
>>75419624

>>75419640
then ask her to turn it off you fucking spacker

>demilitarise us, open our borders to the world and break bread with terrorists
Ah yes the rorke unironically believes this big mother is watching you

>>75419630
>might possibly maybe
no, they definitely absolutely will

corbyn can promise whatever he likes anyway, he is not going to win lol

>>75419637
None of your "mocking" statement was incorrect. All of it was fact. Strange attempt at a discouraging argument.

>>75419649
>flat out lying
yes it fucking is, page 82 for in particular you numpty

>>75419432
are those two george bushes related?