Goddess Alexandra Snow edition
>A 17-year-old, Daniel, sits on a sandy mound, flip-flops on his feet, eating a meal of rice and stew on a paper plate. Daniel tells me about how he tries to sleep on the forest floor at night. Like the other teenagers I speak to here, he says he's unable to. “At midnight the police come running through the forest, they zig-zag from every direction. I don’t sleep each night.
>“The police burn sleeping bags every day, every day. No sleep at all.
>“Every day beat, every day [they] spray [us with pepper spray]. Life is bad. I want a date [to transfer to the UK].” Another young person joins the conversation, saying: “Everybody – too much stress. We need freedom. What’s the solution? What’s the solution?"
the frogs took down the jungle but some of the 'fugees still won't leave
wow 3 day weekend with bank holiday that is so unusual for me
[spoiler] oh wait i'm a loser NEET[/spoiler]
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Just did one of these
>>75409993
hot
>>75409999
Something off about her nose
>>75409995
jellous of NEETs to be honest.
I'm in a prestigious job but i feel like as much of a wagecuck as call-centre workers, but probably more stressed than them. even though i'm better paid, because i have to work in london, i'm basically materailly worse off than them/
>>75409993
I can see his right bollock peeking out
>>75409990
>17
bet he's like 33
The so called gf
The gf trying a new dangerous look .
>>75409995
really unimpressed with this lad desu, stealing my post from the last thread
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFPTT*
that's for you, janny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MwN5nDajWs
>how many stars on the american flag?
>we got 13 colonies so 13 minus 50... 47.
>>75409990
hope they all die of sleep deprivation
>>75410055
The state of JFs
work in 11 hours
>upset_brendan.png
>>75410055
Thailad there's a NEW THREAD
>>75410055
Go there
>>75410109
You a barman?
hey fellas
found $20 in gold coins lads so i went and bought a cheepy couple of 750ml beers
>>75410121
never ask a fella that, or you'll get a good hiding
>>75410082
laughing beardy man made me laugh
toil in 12
>>75410120
I'm alright here, thanks
>>75410130
>a good hiding
Aye you hiding from the deadly force I'd inflict upon your delicate face if you declined to answer in person
>>75410141
No, fuck off
>>75410129
a fool and his money as they say
You're telling me people don't celebrate the queen's birthday with an additional day of rest?
For shame
its even a holiday here in America
at least my culture isn't based on being the fucking niggers of europe you fucking mick bastard
>>75410152
dun wana
morning lads
morning nonce
slut shaming the proto-gf lads
>>75410187
slavs are the niggers of europe imho
>>75410188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-wqg-9bJV0
>>75410187
*buries your uncle in the peat bogs*
In a few hundred years he'll be heating some fenians home hahahaha
alri thailad
>>75410218
alri
>>75410140
doldrums in 23 and a half
>>75410208
nice image, mind if i save?
my heart hurts
3 day mdma binge
Any of you lads done jury duty? I have it tomorrow, no idea what to expect as no one I know has done it. Hope it doesn't last for ages
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>75410200
Lets see
Irish
>terrorists
>religious fanatics
>claim muh persecution
>WE WUZ CELTIC
>can't speak a celtic language
>starved because they can't farm their own land and then blamed it on the Brits
>entire culture proceeds to get merked by a root vegetable
Sounds pretty African to me
morning lads. fuck off nonce.
upon the morn's early light
my alarm clock signals the birth of my plight
out of bed and into the shower
i'd better be quick, i've only got half an hour
leave the shower and go to the kitchen
a ham-cheese sandwich should tide me till din-dins
finally out of the door and off to the station
to catch the train that will lead me to damnation
>nothing to do at work
>just keep making coffees, taking smoke breaks and reading the paper
>getting paid for it
Noseberg: 0
Little ol' me: 1
>>75410249
>>75410242
yea
I said guilty because he was a darkie
>>75409993
always thinking this is turtlemong
Russian gf
>>75410235
Go for it
Thailad.
thairad
This aussie is SEETHING
'ai 'd
slavs aren't real people
>>75410282
>>75410269
MY Russian GF
Do NOT steal
https://youtu.be/ozYao1Mju7A
im part slav
Oceanic man, take me by the hand, lead me to the New Zealand
that you understand
See if you can make it to the end without going tingly and grabbing your sword (tableware allowed) for that final battle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWiyKgeGWx0
>>75410256
its only the english that we wuz about not being celts
the welsh, scots and irish embrace it. The english like to think they're (((germanic)))
>>75410314
Are Russians the true slavs? If so my boyfriend's part slav
Business Idea: Do stand up comedy in the USA, telling the Yanks how great the USA is.
>>75410330
>The english like to think they're (((germanic)))
I don't think that's true mate
oh thailad...
>>75410331
gaybo
Is #bookz a thing anymore?
Remember using it a few years ago, was really useful
>stayed at the parents' house last night
>family all got a bit pissed
>ended up in a blazing row with my dad over stupid shit
>fucked off to bed early cos i couldn't be arsed with it anymore
>awkward af this morning
never argue with my dad like that. should probably hang around and sort it out. might just bugger off home though.
Ordered a mouth fedora today it's been shipped but I don't know how long it will take to get here :c
Corbz desu
>>75410369
what flavours
>>75410360
dunnae what bookz is but goodreads is quite good for finding a book to read
>>75410369
*nicks your parcel*
>>75410368
If it was stupid drunken shite then just forget about it
*nicks the parcel nicker*
Love boozing
Hate hangovers
And thats it
>>75410389
2 different green apples, applie pie, candy apple, fruit rollups, bubblegum, cheese cake and 'churro'
>>75410392
Genuinely worried about this :c
>>75410421
oi put me down!
if jack the dog helps you would you help jack the dog
>>75410432
Pints?
think im still coming down from the pills i took on saturday
can't even enjoy the bank holiday because all I can think of is the looming toil
>>75410441
am very intelligent lads
working on bank holiday is half comfy lads
hardly anyone around to stop me phone posting:p
>>75410441
if a bender jumps on yer back would you leave him on or toss him off
I listen to music, read Reddit and non-work relevant articles, and trade crypto currencies for at least 50% of each working day
>>75410446
Always
>>75410438
*sits you down and BRAPS in your face*
HAHHAAHAHAHAHHA
>>75410469
Same, what do you work as lad?
>its 2017
we dem boys
>>75410458
same. i don't enjoy holidays because of work.
i constantly worry that i'm wasting valuable freetime. thoughts enter my head about what the work i have to pick up after its finished.
i always thoguht it was quite sad that in life you have a few brief moments of enjoyment amidst the mundane. my dad told me that he only had one birthday party growing up, and that he cried at the end of it. I think that is the best summation of what i'm trying to express.
>>75410478
i only work for about 25% of the time i'm at work.
annoys me that i have to sit there seemingly busy for 8 hours a day.
business idea: be a televangelist in the 80s
*smokes*
hmmmmm
humdrum
>>75410478
what job allows you to do this? something in IT?
*posts*
>>75410536
I'd fund it
did some light exercises and I'm now sweating heavy
*gets the pints in*
*points at your feet*
You dropped your gay card mate
HAHA HE LOOKED! WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR? DO YOU HAVE A GAY CARD?
we dem boyz!!!!
>>75410587
yes lad you already said
What are durries and yakka
Wondering what kind of youtube channel I should make lads. Just want it to be fun 2bh.
*downs pint*
Downloaded a big mod pack for Civ 4. It's like a different (and way better) game now. That's the next few weeks of my life taken care of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3WGdJ1PkXE
Based Abbott
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>75410632
is this the Mao did nothing wrong one?
>>75410561
im in IT and we're pretty much left to our own devices
>>75410612
Pranking people in the A&E waiting room.
train was delayed so im gonnae be late for work
Is it not a bank holiday today lads???
>>75410612
chicken connoisseur but you review house pints at pubs
>>75410612
do a cooking one where you make every dish only using a fork and a pan
>>75410678
yes, it is
>>75410678
nah don't think so, would've heard about that
>>75410669
IT'S A BANK HOLIDAY ANON THE TRAINS AREN'T RUNNING
>>75410641
Nah it's the black mums are better than white mums one
>>75410612
record ambient sounds of pubs
>>75410678
nah england got it wrong
bank holiday is next week
Me?
Effing. Technology.
Super smart.
Bit quirky.
Overall awesome?
Work in 2 hours.
>>75410720
>own time itself as a national asset
>get bank hols wrong
nah
poo in 3 minutes
*pronounces internet as "tinternet"*
>>75410685
Thought about something like this but I would be cooking different kinds of instant noodles hahaha
how are you supposed to shave your arse?
got a house of mirrors and I still can't get to where it counts
you lads ever film it when you're shagging an escort
Thailad's giving a speech at the 360idev conference on august 13th in Denver, USA. Highly recommend checking it out
toil and trouble as my life turns to rubble
>>75410792
You and your boyfriend shave each other's
idiot
>>75410754
only God owns the time and whats a holier nation than Ireland?
>>75410713
Ah yes
fart wank shit
>>75410797
about noncing?
>>75410809
Dieu et mon droit or whatever bruv
Might do a cheeky tug later, havnt had one in 3 days
>>75410861
completely lost my wanking mojo. only doing it out of habit at this point.
>>75410809
Vatican City?
>>75410861
Literally stroking right now
alt
del
*thwack*
Q. Do you see Asian clients? A. Yes professional Asian gentlemen I do
Q. Do you see black gentleman? A. Yes only British black gentleman only though
>>75410486
prefer not to say
taco
>>75410841
about how ios can help nonces evade law enforcement i presume
>>75410912
he has a point
Friend of mine was staying in some area of Salford a couple of weeks ago and didn't see a single white person
>>75410928
crikey
>>75410928
not even in the mirror?
>>75410928
such utter fucking bullshit
fuck off polmong
theresa may is a christian democrat
>>75410922
virgin
>>75410928
salford is poor white scally central m8.
>>75410965
Rasheed.
>>75410928
shoulda left his room
>>75410981
you gotta admit that he has a point though
>>75410965
More like Mogadishu than Manchester la
>>75410928
ghettoisation is very real in this country and the reintroduction/ and to some extent reeducation of these people into the rest of society should be a primary objective especially if we are to reduce the possiblity of terror attacks
Lovely cold wet day, love it desu.
>>75410928
salford is a white ghetto
>salford
umm
there's shitloads of white people there
>>75411005
I'd be more concerned about parasites that burrow into peoples eyes etc. than god not functioning as a cosmic vending machine
*makes a post via kindle fire hd*
really need a piss but I've been instructed not to remove my undies
Don't reply to my post
UK Threat Level reduced from ‘critical’ after failing to provide sufficient poll boost for Theresa May
>>75411053
DO NOT tell me what to do
>>75410756
heard a girl on the radio earlier who kept saying "downt road" instead of down the road
was having a moderate chuckle
Are shops open today la's?
>>75411058
alri thailad, hows the trombone playing going thesedays?
Fucking HATE that PJW has 4 inches on my even though I'm 6'1"
i think i'd be more productive if i worked from home than at my office.
at my office i feel like im trapped in a prison. i feel so down about every aspect of everything, i feel hungry and completely out of energy.
from home by contrast, i'd feel comfortable and id feel that carrying out my work tasks would be a leisurely pursuit.
>>75411037
I thought god wanted everyone to reproduce though
>tv-show in england
>first date
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
ENGLAND
YES
Going to the quints shop, anyone want anything?
>>75411063
a few years ago when I first started to get into plumbing I kept calling a stop cock a stop clock, talk about embarrassment
>>75411098
Some paki and a wog? Big deal
need sex so bad it hurts
>>75411056
May doesn't control the threat level you mong it is the security agencies who are independent of party.
>>75411098
cannot be fucked with caring if people decide to date or have partners from other races.
>>75411111
yeh whatever script you're using mate
>>75411098
oh wow, a black person and white person dating
How shocking and....awful, I guess?
>>75411111
'netto
>>75411074
OOMPA OOMPA UM PA PA UM PA PA UM PA PA OOMPA OOMPA UM PA PA UM PA PA UM PA PA
https://youtu.be/kb9GVPf5Nbc
>>75410873
a mealy mouthed reply
paki deanos
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-40059831
>>75411125
Fuck OFF, always some cunt trying to put down my hard work
Salford is 93% white
want to fuck my best friend's sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d55HF9-TDZU
>>75410928
im only back from staying in tower hamlets and whites were a minority in the area
just dirty arabs everywhere you looked
>>75410809
god isn't real you numpty
>>75411148
GOOD post. It's been a while
Unironically love Absolutely Fabulous
me doing a spot of window cleaning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1viR2hK_4yw
>>75411088
of all the things to be critical of, I wouldn't go with this is all I'm saying.
>Salford
wonder if that Albert Finney shop is still there. its probably Abdul's Kebabs or some shit now
CBT runs out in a couple of months and a direct access course is gonna cost me 500 squids.
>>75411227
rorke
>>75411242
>CBT
pervert
>>75411235
I would that is all I'm saying
>>75411255
alri then
>CBT Nuggets
Salford is a paki enclave
Q. Do you enjoy your job?
A. Yes, I think it's fantastic that I'm able to make others happy and enjoying myself in the process! Helping people relieve stress and explore themselves, gives me a huge amount of pleasure. I'm a "people person," and getting to know new friends is exciting. Every person on this planet is unique and wonderful; everyone has a story to share, a life experience I can learn from. Everyday I learn something new. It's marvellous.
>>75411123
Was just a simple lampoon mate
>>75411289
Do normies actually feel this way or do they just pretend to?
>>75411242
does it work?
>>75411288
Rorke
The work spook is so dreadful
>work 9 to 5
>to buy things like novels or cool kitchen appliances or camping equipment
>that you cannot actually use because you have seldom the time
>>75411350
>Can't stop shiteposting for 5 seconds to sit down a read a book
oh woe is you
>>75411324
Think that's an interview with a hooker - re-read it with the in mind
>>75411350
I'm sure you work 12 hours a day 7 days a week
>>75411324
Don't think they draw a line between what is pretend and what is real since everything they do is "pretend" or at best unconscious reactions
>>75411379
Answer my question *a**
>>75411350
If I'm going to be miserable regardless, I might as well contribute whilst being so
>>75411343
would he get arrested for that? would be ridiculous if yes.
its like getting arrested for saying julius caesar is a cunt.
wew
http://www.adultwork.com/3101915
>>75411350
>live in the countryside
>cheap to live, but can't earn much money
>study hard, get a job in the city
>earn more, but still can't afford to live
hmmm, shan't be making either of these choices
>>75411350
ah yes novels are a massive money sink
>HEY THERE PARDNER - TAKE A SEAT N LISTEN TO MAH OPINION ON THE MATTER FOR A WHILE
yeah let me take a rain check on that you fat Yank cunt, jog on
>>75411350
>spook
go back to /lit/ leftypoltard
>rain check
what does this mean? Asking for a friend
>>75411425
Only if there's a complainant (I think)
Spent my paycheck on early modern 1st edition leather bound tomes again
>>75411439
>>75411371
>spend 9 hours a day staring at a work screen doing shit you don't want to do
>finally get free time
>too exhausted to concentrate on the nuances of tolstoy or whatever
was my point with the novel.
Just wish we could all get on regardless of our race, and make the whole world a nice place to live. I'm tired of hating.
>nuances of tolstoy
hmm yes quite
read about egoism.
seems like the stupidest philosophy ever devised. literally the ideology of friendless edgy teenagers.
my japanese illustrated works have become a money sink
>>75411508
blame the left who keep pushing their identity politics bullshit
more islam = more terrorism
>>75411508
race isn't an issue. its culture.
>too exhausted to concentrate on the nuances of tolstoy
>>75411508
the pakis won't rest until we're all dead or muslim
>>75411508
we tried
have to be up early to take my grandma to church
By draining people’s physical and mental energies, work that is alienating ensures that much of the worker’s non-work time is spent
winding down, retreating to escapist forms of entertainment, or consuming treats which compensate for the day’s travails....Free-
time is not really free at all, so long as it remains guided by the forces that people are trying to escape.
>>75411575
can't wait until that senile hag dies
Got a severe addiction to late Russian imperial era Faberge eggs
>>75411492
t. brainlet
work on your fitness if you can't focus that long
I can start to feel it, lads. The anxiety of the day going by as I waste my day off work doing nothing. The prospect of work tomorrow creeps ever closer.
The only thing you can do in this shit down is go to the retail park and walk around the same old Topman/River Island/various pound shops etc.
Got a severe addiction to late British imperial era Farage freddos
>>75411508
blame the left mate for their short-sightedness and eagerness to prove their meaningless virtue with no regard for the consequences.
>hey i know, let's promote peace, love, understanding and tolerance by importing millions of poor uneducated people from ultra-religious, ultra-conservative, ultra-intolerant, ultra-sexist, quasi-fascist and sexually repressed countries.
>what could possibly go wrong?
>>75411612
I go to gym before work.
novels i can actually focus on, its just that tolstoy for example is long and sometimes i don't feel like reading some more after i've been reading all day at work
whiteness = neanderthal dna
how to stay calm under pressure?
>>75411589
keeps going
>>75411649
just means we're closer to God's image
Take the piss
how do people have the energy to go to the gym either before or after work, I usually just go home and collapse on the seti and wake up at 10 then grab something to eat, watch an hour of TV and go to bed
rinse and repeat for the next 40 years
>>75411646
fair but I imagine most would find that convoluted russian stuff tedious anyway
wish i was a space alien
>>75411687
was hungry
>>75411660
would've unironically heemed this skinny paki gimp
>>75411586
Slivers of free-time offer limited scope for engagement in more substantial self-defined activities – activities which would demand steady investments of time and energy in the form of concentration, dedication, the building of communities, or the learning of new skills
run tooo theee hiilllls
run fooor yooour liii-iii-iiife
This Is England gets better every time I watch it
>>75411575
Alright omar
Hate the way pakis say "islam"
>>75411614
can you drive?
go for a country walk. literally every area of the country has scenic paths to explore.
or drive to your nearest beach and walk on the sand.
i feel exactly the same as you and wish i had a gf to do things with. could ask my mates but seems a bit bent to ask them to go on a nice walk with me.
i bought a bike recently just so i can leave the house
Was 3 fucking sausages not enough for you?? You have to take 1 off Gary's plate!! Fucking rude im sick to bastard death of you!!!
>>75411724
oi bruv bruv inshallah bruv
>>75411724
Hate the way you're a racist clown
>>75411694
if you do cardio and don't sleep all the time you'll eventually find the energy
>>75411694
>seti
>>75411724
not a fan of the ones that clam it literally means "peace" when they know full well it means "submission"
the fg reversed
Feeling abnormal again.
>>75411724
Iss-laaahhhmm, bruv
>>75411769
nice but a ticking time bomb of fatness and even saggier boobage
>>75411724
islam = esss lum
muslim = moose leem
pakistan = boki ston
Do black/paki/Arab/Turk/white Muslims all go to the same mosques together in places like London where there are loads of different ethnicities or do they all have their own?
>>75411740
>Tfw had a gf once in my life for 2-3 months
>tfw we unironically went out on day trips visit random cities and it was literally the most magical fulfilling thing i've ever done because we were in fully in love with each other
wew
>>75411766
>Muslims are lying rodents
What a surprise
>>75411740
>but seems a bit bent to ask them to go on a nice walk with me
Literally this, I'd love to go for a walk around the country with the mates but I can't ask that
>>75409937
This woman lives in my same city. I'll have to keep a look out for her.
>>75412257
yank twat
>>75412257
have a big cock and curious if I could do porn or not