/brit/

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new meme

i call it, "doge"

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sophie

>tfw you never found out the identity of the Phantom Shitter

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threadly reminder

>>75398662

threw a paper plane which hit an african teacher in the head. she didn't care, just picked it up and said "who is trying to send me back to sierra leone on this plane?"

Who else here /qualified enough to move if Brexit is a shitshow/?

>>75398689
Did a sail due west from USA and ended up in Japan mad ting

>>75398689
#notallmuslims bruv

just a lot of them

the normgoblin women at work have no idea what causes the seasons

at least the muslims are attacking hives of normie depravity desu

>>75398639
Remember that episode of Benidorm where Johnny Vegas came back and invited the entire cast of Last of the Summer's Wine out for a pint?

Best bit was where Cleggy fell in the pool and said "Oh dear, fellas, it appears I'm pissed!"

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https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/joel-golby-falmouth-pool-shitter-ruined-disco-503

HOWLING at this
used to go there every friday for wave rave

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>>75398662
fucking idiot globetard

>>75398707
me

babestation

>>75398707

Have a masters so would get accepted easily in Canada/NZ/Aus. I have the money as well.

I'm a lazy bastard though.

>>75398734
cool

My ideology is centered around the idea of The Interracial Breeding Grounds. White women will be forbidden from fraternizing with white men and be made exclusively available for superior black seed. This will be accomplished through the coercion of an authoritarian Fascist government. At this point it should be obvious that such a system is only sustainable for a single generation.

Because of this it might be necessary to permit white men and women to reproduce in a controlled way, such as via artificial insemination, in order to reliably procure a steady stream of white women to ensure the eternal existence of The Interracial Breeding Grounds. Alternatively the white race is uniquely evil as evidenced by its history so perhaps the greatest cuck of all would be its ultimate annihilation through BBC.

get out the booth, go home to your son

>>75398743
AAAAAAH YES
THE SOUTH WEST

>>75398707
Nobody

Wish mobile phones and the internet were never invented

once i get my loyal wife and my successful business i will no longer have to give a damn about anything that happens in the world
thank fuck

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>she told you she didnt love you any more after one year of the relationship but you stayed with her for another year anyway and it was just a horrible depressing waste of time

>>75398796
wish this poster was never invented

>>75398770
Think you need a bit more than just a masters to move to those countries.

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>Wish mobile phones and the internet were never invented

>>75398689
honestly, not a rorke but every one of those should be rounded up
there should be no place for religion in britain

wish social media was never invented

>>75398816
Don't understand how that could happen

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>>75398806
>wife
>loyal

>>75398796
Alri granddad.

>>75398796
ngl id find something else to mask my pathetic loneliness in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XanyPq5BcoA

wish racists were never invented

*plays the bongo drums on your belly*

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wish I was never invented

>>75398857
im going to be extremely discriminating about the woman i marry

think i would let my gf cuck me desu

>>75398823

You can get a one year visa just to go and pick asparagus in Australia

>>75398806
youll be worrying about growing your business or keeping it afloat and you'll also worry about your wife cheating on you or something


the only people with literally 0 fucks in the world are 70+ year olds who have come to peace with how shit this world is because their testosterone is going down and they activate grandpa mode physically and mentally

>>75398744
From looking at this image, if the Sun were above the Tropic of Cancer, it would be daylight in Moscow, Rio de Jainero, NYC and Tokyo at the same time.

enjoying a tasty cloudy cider

wish the ol 'cide was never invented

>>75398883
cheers lad x

I HATE EVERY APE I SEE
FROM CHIMPAN A
TO CHIMPAN ZEE
NO YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF ME
OH MY GOD
I WAS WRONG!
IT WAS EARTH
ALL ALONG
YES YOU FINALLY MADE A MONKEY
YES WE FINALLY MADE A MONKEY
YES YOU FINALLY MADE A MONKEY OUT OF ME!

>leftycucks think islam is a race

HOWLING

>>75398796

enhanced global communication is an integral part of our construction of the human oversoul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAlaRdrcQcY

>>75398849
she was a manipulative bitch who basically kept it hanging over me to drop at any point
just in the middle of the day i'd get a phone call saying "I'm not sure if i love you" or some shite.

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me at the pub hahaha

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>>75398881
>woman
>loyal

>>75398890
nah

>>75398907
how many times to I have to say it? the sun is dim and local

wish kopparberg was never inve- *passes out*

Love a bit of alan watts at night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bD2np-zPZs

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*rolls into the thread*

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>>75398926
me at the pub

A vote for conservatives is a vote for internet censorship
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

>>75398913
DR ZAIUS DR ZAIUS

>>75398922
Why would she stay with you though?

unironically like joe rogan desu he's got a good outlook on things

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Why are we condemned to be born against our will, condemned to live a totally pointless life and then die probably in terrible pain and fear

NYC is so iconic and peng

>>75398913
CAN I PLAY THE PIANO ANYMORE?

>>75398868
Love me some brooker

>>75398967
idk after i eventually broke up with her she acted proper cut up about it and had to go on antipsychotic meds
guess she was just a nutter
still would though

down at the mango tree
my gf showed to me
it was big and black and had a crack
and it looked pretty good to me
so I pulled out my hairy banana
and shoved it in her crack
she mesmerized
my nob capsized
and that was the end of that

>leftypol going all out everyday

>internet censorship or being swamped out of existence by pakis

not exactly a difficult choice

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Dooleyfu has a new documentary out about asians exploiting their kids on webcams, hopefully this one triggers as many weeb nonces as the last one about anime did

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>tfw girl I thought I was getting on well with hasn't messaged me much recently
>tfw probably missed the window of even further interest because of busy schedules

Neighbours are having sex too loud, tell me what I can shout out the window

>>75399020
/brit/ goes left during yank hours

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4HUAFO0nGl0

>tfw this ugly fat fuck is banging 10/10 pussy everyday while I wank off to BLACKED.com

>>75399043
It's after 11, if they are causing a disturbance you are allowed to cal the police

>>75398958
>ingerlund.webm
>clearly welsh

>>75398936
doesn't explain it lad

some places equal distances apart on a flat earth model share daylight while others dont

>>75399024
none of you faggots leave the house
i prefer a free internet

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>>75399004

>iconic

poof

I've spent over a month in NYC, it's a shithole once the initial excitement wears off, just like every other big city.

>>75398831
i really think thats beginning to be on the cards 2bh

if people in britain are being arrested and charged for shitposting on the internet or posting things deemed offensive on twitter/facebook even when they're joking around, then they should have no problem rounding up and arresting people who clearly have extremist views. they need to get them before they do anything crazy, not just keep them on watchlists.

>>75399024
I spend more time on the internet than I do outside, I could literally live in downtown Shanghai and I wouldn't notice as long as I had a computer in my flat.

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Reminder

>>75399043
"FONT"

>>75399043
EY UP AHM PISSED in your best Johnny Vegas voice

>>75398963
excellent

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Philip VI the Fortunate (French: le Fortuné) was the first King of France from the House of Valois.

Charles IV of France died without a male heir in 1328.

Philip was one of the two chief claimants to the throne.

The other was King Edward III of England, who was Charles' closest male relative.

Edward III of England pressed his claim to the throne of France after a series of disagreements with Philip. The result was the beginning of the Hundred Years' War in 1337.

France was richer and more populous than England and was at the height of its medieval glory.

Philip gave orders in 1339 to prepare an invasion of England (the Ordinance of Normandy)

Philip's navy was annihilated at the Battle of Sluys in 1340, ensuring that the war would occur on the continent.

The Black Death struck France, further destabilizing the country.

Edward sailed for Normandy instead of Aquitaine. Edward sacked and burned the country as he went.

>>75399001
how do we know we're born against our will?

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>>75398936
But not so local as not to make it daylight in Greenland AND Buenos Aires at the same time though, right?

woman is the nigger of the world

>>75399064
because the light doesn't reach there

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Suicide bombers and grooming gangs are what Mohammed (pigs be upon him) would have wanted. That was his thing - peadophilia, mass murder, rape, genocide, conquest. ISIS are the only true muslims.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61UcZIamYtE

i thought /a/ was one of the major boards? there's posts from a day ago on there

don't understand gays

think they do it for the attention

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>75399116
what did john "woman beater" lennon mean by this?

>>75399111
>projects flat earth theories onto a distorted globe earth map
lol

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https://youtu.be/EHYEo7YHQ1E?t=11m57s

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Greater London went to an inner city academy that was designed like a prison, full of future prisoners.

>>75398963
>nobody else reports this apart from this one cuck paper
ah yes

can hear extremely loud thunder
should i unplug everything

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fijggq5R6w

finna cop

why do so many men cuck themselves out in the name of womens interests? it's not a hard concept to grasp that you benefit from patriarchal control.

Lads, do potential employers reimburse you for travelling to interviews

because I live like 3 hours to the nearest major city

>>75399124
It should though

Makes no sense it wouldn't

>>75399140
Didn't /a/ used to be the second biggest board years ago? Think that was before there were fuckloads of niche boards.

>>75399078
Internet censorship is more important to me than any other policy. I do wonder how young tories justify it.

imagine believing in an immortal sky dad lmao

Wish the waifu was real

>voting conservative
ah yes, even though corbyn is a eurosceptic, lets vote for may, even though she likes sharia law
lets vote for the capitalist leader, even though based corbs will crush jewish CEOS

>>75399189
pure genuine thirst

how am i supposed to sleep knowing this spider is hunting me?

>>75399192
>3 hours to the nearest major city

No you don't

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>>75399154

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>>75399160
I'm debunking flat Earth theories you mong. Nice reading comprehension.

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>based corbs

>>75399192
nah probably not

>>75399126
Think that the massive skyscraper/clock tower actually looks pretty cool tBh

why are there so many ironic lefties/mandem/muzzies in /brit/

>>75399227
he lives on a small obscure island and has to boat in

>>75399060
>that east asian girl
>this is how east asians in london go on

wew

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He died doing what he loved: getting nailed

the proto bf has gone off me i think

might delete him off everything

>>75399199
it's dim and obstructed, the light won't reach

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gf

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really wish I had a gf...

>>75399211
temporarily embarrassed millionaire culture is rife in the west today
the testosterone riddled brains of the right are too proud to opt out of a shit deal.

>>75399257
because it can be funny

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>>75399020

>>75399078
>15 karma
shan't

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>>75399240
>>75399111
hate globeheads

>>75399284
>>75399288
rer.....
yeah........

>>75399302
cute. too bad she's a worthless skank

>>75399223
he's somewhere out there...
training...
getting stronger...

>>75399201
It's pretty stupid to think that Labour don't support internet censorship though considering they are packed full of SJWs and feminist women who are always talking about 'ending online hate'. What do you think that means? Censorship of what is said online

Can you show us anything where Labour have said they don't support internet censorship or arresting people for saying things on social media?

>>75399240
you asked me a hypothetical question about flat earth you retard

>>75399301
it's really not

Can all the Yanks just fuck off please. Never seen any American add anything of value to any /brit/ thread ever. On your way lads.

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>>75399227
plymouth is NOT a major city

>>75399154
i wonder what girls feel like when you hug them and cuddle them
wonder what they smell like

>>75399321
even the green party woman was saying they support it.

lib dems are the only ones against it.

there's a small mouse who keeps scarpering about my room :3
its so cute!!

>>75399321
It doesn't mean anything but the lib dems said they're against the government sticking it's meaty fingers into the internet.

>>75399327
i've been posting on /brit/ since 02

>>75399203

Convinced that 99% of religious people don't really believe it. They just along with it for cultural reasons, it ties the ethno-national group together, a group survival technique.

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>>75399102
Philip furiously called for vengeance on the English. He ordered a general attack as evening fell. Thus began the Battle of Crécy.

The battle heralded the rise of the longbow and the use of the ribauldequin, an early cannon, by the English army.

The English army was led by Edward III himself; it mainly comprised English and Welsh troops.

Edward's son, Edward, the Prince of Wales commanded the vanguard with John de Vere, the Earl of Oxford.

Edward, the king famously said; "I am confident he will repel the enemy without my help. Let the boy win his spurs".

He ordered the gathering of 130,000 sheaves, a total of 2.6 million arrows; an impressive feat on such short notice.

The French can also be attributed to the chivalric ideals held by knights at the time

>>75399211
>>75399078

>>75399060
why the fuck do they wear their ties like that?

>>75399334
Just move you mong.

>>75399334
CORNISH INDEPENDENCE WHEN

*spots you somewhere out there, training, getting stronger*

>>75399362
Pretty sure this is why well educated upper middle class people are all religious and go to church. It's like some kind of clubhouse for them since they all go to churches that don't let scummy people in.

>>75399257
>ironic lefties
i'm dead serious

someone link /cum/ here

>public transport outside of london

404

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Are we still using JF?

>>75399362
they do actually believe it, believe me
subconsciously it's what you said - a tool for social cohesion, but some are aware of it consciously.

>>75399387
some kind of tribal thing

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hmmm......

>Part time model, full time smiler!
>Currently living in Eastbourne, love to drink
dire

>>75399389
>Just move you mong.

why do you think I'm asking about interviews
fucking moron

>>75399391
S O O N

>>75399392

*unsheathes katana halfway to let you know he's serious*

>>75399323
And you have yet to explain how it can be daylight in Greenland and Buenos Aires at the same time, while the same isn't true of Tokyo and London if your flat Earth nonsense is true.

>>75399348
>>75399353
That doesn't really support the 'vote labour/based corbyn' constant shilling though does it

What have muslims contributed to british culture exactly?

>>75399362
>Tfw not religious but often find myself asking for help from a higher power
>Tfw not religious but have vague beliefs in some sort of supreme substance that underlies reality.

>>75399427
what's 10.10

>>75399411
Maybe in yankistan they really believe it, can't believe they really do here.

>>75399334
Plymouth is twice the size of Exeter
plenty of jobs there

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>>75399422
#realtalk

>>75399334

ah yes. certainly can't tell where you live with that black box there

cuckio meme... trying... to remember it...

https://twitter.com/martynhett/status/858091202440200194

what did he mean by this?

>>75399422
so what they did here is took two pictures from different distances away and then expanded the closest one to make the earths look the same size?

facebook must have thousands of profiles of people who have died. spooky.

>>75399442
lib dems and labour are interchangeable 2bh

>>75399430
Move first you utter melt. I'm sure you can find your shelf stacking jobs anywhere.

>>75399482
neurons..... initiating...

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>>75399395

>>75399435
what do you not understand? the sun is dim and local. it won't reach there

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>tfw not a single (You) this thread

dad just called me dim

>>75399494
Yeah, they both have no chance

9518
pathetic little begging runt

>>75399522
I didn't mean it xx

fuck lads i can't remember how long ive left the oven on

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>>75399511

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There's a storm coming.

>>75399511
*starts throwing punches*

>>75399489
did things like exist before certain demographics changed? i suspect not. really makes you think.

chavs are far scarier than roadmen

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>>75399514
If the Sun is dim and local how come Greenland and Buenos Aires have the same time zone? I'm going in circles with this nimrod.

>>75399553
it's here
got thunder & lightning
t.southerner

>>75399445
a good old fag purge eventually

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>>75399553
HAHA GET FUCKED SW

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>>75399396

enjoy skylines from very long distances

>>75399514
What does that actually mean?

Why can it reach between the distance between two places but not between two other places of similar distance?

>>75399553
yeah im hearing thunder rn

>>75399578
look up a flat earth map. research before you argue.

>>75399581

Just heard the first thunder myself

>>75399553
South coast here, it's happening

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>>75399553
love tstorms desu

wish i was tehre

>>75399453

similar thing happened to me after taking acid 30+ times

the divinity has spoken to me

>>75399551
why is capitalism proven to raise the standard of living for poor people significantly more than socialism then?

>>75399553
>SE
dont care

played eu3 for about 4 hours non stop

>>75399587
similar distance but your idea of the shape of the earth is distorted

>>75399396
>>75399585
Fake images

The storms on Friday were fantastic, never seen so much lightning going off at once before.

>>75399551
False quote of course. Pretty interesting that when Marx was alive, the left didn't hate white people and weren't obsessed with filling white countries with muslims

>>75399585
what kind of jewish trick is this? everyone knows the earth is flat.

>>75399628
you're dumb

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>>75399491

there will be a point where the majority of profiles are for the dead

Everytime I come to this thread I cringe at the thought of a paki role-playing as an Anglo.

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https://issuu.com/luxurylife/docs/luxurylife_no32_low_2d8b515fc4368e

You do read Luxury Life magazine, right?

captcha related: watches

>>75399666
>no argument
ah yes, leftypol

Is it dangerous to take too much ambien?

It makes me forget stuff

I wonder if he regularly went to chicken shops after school with his friends

mum called me an alchie for having 2 beers in a night

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>>75399669

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the gf and I in a tender moment

>>75399689
you won't OD on it unless you mix it with stuff. you may do some stupid shit.

*runs very quickly into river*
*holds knees towards head, aims it so that the force of hitting the water causes a KO from the knee impacting*
*KO'D brain decides breathing in is the best course of action, despite being unconscious while submerged*
*breathes in river water, while KO'd*
*begins struggling underwater, but due to previous intense autism no one pays attention, having already learnt to ignore everything i do/say as a result of the negative social consequences*
*drifts towards the bottom of the river, spasmasing and taking in a full lung-full of water, eventually starving my brain of oxygen and dying*
*news reporters interview people who saw it all: He was a good lad, a proper joker. we thought he was joking so we just stood and watched, when he went still went back to our dorms and left him because we thought it was all banter. it's effected us massively, and any further interviews will have to be routed through our PR agents, cheers".

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Wish we could get a photo of Burj Khalifa from the maximum possible distance out to sea but the visibility conditions are usually shite in Dubai with all the sand in the air, so its unlikely anyone will photograph it from 70, 80 miles out

>>75399628
it only does so when socialism threatens capitalism, as a concession to workers. socialism raises living standards far faster for workers, not the elites.

>>75399553
are there any live cams set up on the southern coast i can watch

>>75399603
If this is the map you are referring to than the Sun shining from Greenland to Buenos Aires should also shine from Munich to Tokyo, similar distance according to that map.
>>75398744

>>75399674
I indeed feel your sentiments.

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globehead fascism must be stopped

>>75399689
it's been known to lead to memory degeneration

>>75399720
me in the nightclub t b h

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>>75399669

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>>75399674
>tfw anglo that sometimes pretends to be a rasheed

>>75399714

dropped an empty litre bottle of JD in the recycling bin and my dad didn't bat an eyelid.

>>75399755
most likely a distortion due to the firmament

>>75399759
lmao

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wonder what it's like living here

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gf is home from the pub

Just opened the Quran for the first time ever, and turned it to a random page:

>Those who reject Our revelations-We will scorch them in a Fire.

Turned the page:

>Those who disbelieve fight in the cause of Evil. So fight the allies of the Devil.

Turned the page:

>Do not befriend any of them who disbelieve

Turned the page:

>When you travel in their land, there is no blame on you for shortening the prayers. The disbelievers are your manifest enemies.

Turned the page

>Due to wrongdoing on part of the Jews, We forbade them good things that used to be lawful for them.
All within 10 minutes. Really makes me think

>>75399791
haha same
mashallah brother

>>75399808
Fucking horrible I'd imagine.

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>>75399740
>it only does so when socialism threatens capitalism
[citation needed]
there was no threat of socialism in china when they greatly increased the standard of living through capitalism
>socialism raises living standards far faster for workers, not the elites.
[citation needed]

>>75399814
hot

>>75399728
kek

http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=12

been fasting all day

>>75398685
didn't have nearly the amount of velocity he needed

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starting to hear thE T.STORMS

(t.storms)

>>75399674
Pakis don't go to /MENA/ or Asia threads because they'd rather enhance their relevance as Anglos they are just as bad as mexicans if not worse. They are some cringe tier fucks that's for sure.

>>75399826
its contradicts itself a lot because theres also a phrase that goes something like "i have my religion and you have your religion, i will never follow your religion and you will never follow my religion, you go your way, i shall go mine", the idea being live and let live dont associate with unbelievers, not kill them

>>75399911
where do you live? dover??

>FBI 'warned MI5 in January that Salman Abedi was planning terror attack in UK'
You only had to listen

>>75399905
me on the left, sadly

tfw no bf to watch the thunderstorm with

>>75399928
dont care

>>75399866
Christ looks like Calais is getting nuked

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>>75399689
Reminded me that I need to take some valium. Cheers lad

>>75399928
doxxable info

Yeah, I also noticed this verse

>Whatever good happens come from God. Whatever bad happens comes from yourself.

Thought that was funny desu

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http://www.pressherald.com/2017/05/28/mississippi-shooting-rampage-leaves-eight-dead-including-children-and-sheriffs-deputy/

>>75400000

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Well good morning

>>75399841
>[citation needed]
look at bismarck in germany, or any welfare state in the west while the ussr existed. capitalism in itself will not raise living standards for the masses. only the threat of revolution which would topple the entire system scares elites into allowing welfare to pacify the population
>[citation needed]
look at russia in the 1990s, its HDI has still not recovered to soviet levels in the 1980s
or romania, where most (54%) people think life was better back then, even under ceausescu
https://www.opendemocracy.net/can-europe-make-it/raluca-besliu/communist-nostalgia-in-romania

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Doing a street view of London, not a single sheed to be found. Is it just a meme?

>>75399997
why thats exactly the same as bible

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>>75400005

the answer to 1984.... is 1776

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do brits strip down to their knickers and stand in their driveways shouting at clouds like the stories say?

imagine being such a runt that you eat pork rinds

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>>75399905

>>75400000

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>>75399940

would rather not be racist thanks

>>75400063
most of it is white unless you go to poor parts

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Should've been a warrior-poet lads

>>75400086
pork scratchings, that's another thing altogether

>>75400084
just like in your british animes

Need a fat yank to feed and tickle

>>75400070
?

>>75400066
I don't think so, Rasheed

>>75400149
~~~

any time you're stuck just ask yourself what would cro magnon do?

>>75400168
it absolutely is

>>75400117
what a sociopathic cunt

>be American
>get shot
>tip the shooter

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>any time you're stuck just ask yourself what would cro magnon do?

just ate a bag of crisps and washed it down with some summer fruits squash

just laid into someone for making a derivative explanation video on youtube

>>75400043
>look at bismarck in germany
not a citation
>look at russia in the 1990s, its HDI has still not recovered to soviet levels in the 1980s
>or romania, where most (54%) people think life was better back then, even under ceausescu
hmmm how are they doing now? better than the soviet era? interesting... it's almost like the transition to capitalism was hard
also
>completely ignores my point about china

>>75400168
>When tempted, no one should say, “God is tempting me.” For God cannot be tempted by evil, nor does he tempt anyone; but each person is tempted when they are dragged away by their own evil desire and enticed.
same thing

>>75399980
fuck, already hitting me

here/s some british engineering lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4UD2N0EAdo>>75399980
fuck, already hitting me

here/s some british engineering lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4UD2N0EAdo

>>75400247
>>75400247
>>75400247
>>75400247
>>75400247

>>75400070
w-w-whwhwha?


are they sending muzzies to georgia?

>>75400196
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Job

>>75400206
>be British
>must avoid bombs and trucks.
>help build mosque for muslims.

>>75400202

you're a real dumb twat

>>75400117
would shit myself if this were real

>>75400239
>not a citation
never heard of the socialist laws?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Socialist_Laws
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Socialism_(Germany)
>hmmm how are they doing now? better than the soviet era
for the elites? yes. for the majority of the people, the working class? no
>>completely ignores my point about china
China has certainly done well, yes. Probably because it had far more catching up to do, having almost no capitalist history and providing a massive labour pool for the West to offshore jobs to, keeping wages low for workers in the West

309

>>75400278
>be American
>62%
>vote Trump
>he takes away your healthcare
>get shot
>go bankrupt from either medical bills or tipping the shooter

>>75400346
>never heard of the socialist laws?
they're brilliant
>for the majority of the people, the working class? no
yes actually. ask any working class person in russia today who was around during socialism you deluded lefty.
>China has certainly done well, yes
glad you can agree capitalism was much better for china

>>75400390
Atleast I can happily say I own 4 Ar-15's, 2 Ak-47's, 3 FN Scar's, 1Galil, and 4 handguns. All legal and with fully capable clips and loaded. Can't say the same about your Country. Also I'm in very good health, so yeah I think I'd rather live here.