/brit/

tosser

>>75394734
Just post in the other and link to this one when it hits bump limit.

https://discord.gg/bH8FcuE kangaroos, please join. Bongs and kiwis not welcome, thanks.

actually, scots are welcome too, fuck england tho

>>75394709
btfo, I remember people having her as their fucking msn display pic with 'innocent' written over it and they all thought shed get out.

well eat shit, she should have gotten another 10.

need a bf

Anime

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Who was your date to the year 11 prom, lads?

You... did have a date, right?

ah yes boys secondary and then mixed sixth form

fantastic idea. why not?

life started going downhill when my mate (who posts here) spazzed out and threatened to fight me and my other mate
was dead weird cos the three of us were best friends

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poo bum willy wank arse

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just had sex with a girl (female)

>>75396613
skipped prom in year 11 and year 13

>>75396595
i stayed at the same school for sixth form but kept going downhill

>>75396631
The numbers go down, not economically feasible to keep them seperated

>>75396613
"no"

>>75396613
*year 13 prom
yeah her name was kay, but then when i got there and was hammered enough i told the special needs girl i was her date cos she was depressed

https://youtu.be/1kCrkbYGD44

post back of the bus anthems

>>75396613
Of course I didn't have date, matter of fact I didn't even attend you fucking melon. And why do you lads even have a prom, what normie shit came up with that brilliant idea?

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A Libyan invader blew up 22 people and expelled his feces over their dying bodies and people are worried about islamaphobia

little girls had paki shit seeping into their gaping shrapnel wounds and lefties are in a fight to see who is more tolerant of intolerant lunatic desert tribes

>>75396560
I've seriously considered this, genuinely. Like there is a high probability I will go down that route soon. Also my chosen suicide method is along those lines too.

>>75396555
Feel like I should move out but I'm afraid of committing to moving out because I constantly think I'll be sacked from my shitty job.?

>>75396687
little runt
bet you were one of the kids who stunk up the bus going to the chippy every fucking day

think i want my gf to cuck me lads

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495699414708.webm

>>75396613
our school didn't really have dates for the prom.

>>75396669
more common than you might think actually

Have you ever noticed that Redditors like to swear a lot, but it's always out of place and basically for no reason? Adds no humour or force to any of their posts, it's like they just throw it in there to be cool.

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For the mick bastard

>>75396707
lol

>>75396730
donald duck having a stroke

>>75396719
no I'd sneak on the bus during the big push at the school stop then buy sweets with my bus fair when I got off

The ABLs virgins are out again

5 times mate now do one

>>75396747
still can't believe >we actually let it slip

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the Goa gfs

>>75396746
Its a yank millennial thing

After year 11 prom everyone went down the beach on the piss but I was too worried about getting caught by the police so I stopped in and played Xbox :(

>>75396707
>feces

how much poo were these people storing inside them? I was of the impression that people have like a banana-sized amount of poo inside them at any given time but this seems to suggest they were brimming with poo

>>75396747
My head's actually smaller than that lad's on the lower right

swearing is for the lower classes

>>75396773
Alri Shitizen
Haven't seen you around in a while

>>75396780
why is everyone so tall

>>75396792
Fucks sake mate

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girl I'm in love with is probably getting fucked as we speak haha

hmm

imagine being so beta that your entire worldview centers around gaining approval from women
you guys are so cowardly that you wouldnt dare have principles that women find unappealing

>>75396792

>prom

FOY

so the alt right is actually killing people irl now

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/member-of-alt-reich-nation-accused-of-murdering-a-black-college-student
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/us/portland-stabbing-suspect-posted-white-supremacist-material-online-1.3099198

>>75396747
favourite is the guy in the glasses with asperger's who has no idea what happened but copies the reactions of those around him after 2 seconds to fit in

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I wasn't allowed to prom because of behaviour in year 11 but still went to the after party and lipsed a few slags

>>75396859
All me

>>75396780
Me on the right with the loin cloth

>>75396780
Where/what is this?

>>75396697
It's a terrible Americanisation of tradition.

We don't take it as seriously as you guys, truth be told. At mine we just rented out a place and got drunk, had a DJ, wore suits, took a photos etc

>>75396845
should wank to the thought x

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Nothing worse than seeing a really really pretty and attractive girl and knowing there's nothing you can ever do about it. When will it end?

>Europe can no longer "completely depend" on the US and UK following the election of President Trump and Brexit, German Chancellor Angela Merkel says.

>Mrs Merkel said she wanted friendly relations with both countries as well as Russia but Europe now had to "fight for its own destiny".

very hitleresque

>>75396899
Pretty sure that's what prom is pad

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>I wasn't allowed to prom because of behaviour in year 11

need me a gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T2oje4cYxw

>>75396898
hippie festival in goa

>>75396915
>When will it end?
when you get a really pretty and attractive gf, presumably

>>75396747
kek sound lad. Absolute classic

flat earth is real

>>75396948
Yeah but when will that happen

>>75396613
Had a weird awkward double date thing, me my m8 and 2 girls in the limo but I'm pretty sure both girls were into me, the girl he was into ended up talking to me all night and I I don't even know what happened to him and the other girl. Unfortunately everyone involved was too autistic for it to lead anywhere. This fruitless awkwardness then continued throughout sixth form. Not pursuing that girl is the biggest regret of my life

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had sex and still feel sad

fucking hell is there no end to it?

wish i was a virgin desu would give me something to strive for (losing my virginity)

>>75396994
When you move to England

>>75396994
>when will that happen
when you start being yourself, presumably

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just be yourself

don't like myself very much

>>75396975
If the earth is flat how do you explain the seasons?

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Tesco's thin base pizzas are on half price again. Pic related costs literally £1.70 and is a quality pizza.

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ABSOLUTELY HOWLING!!

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>>75396994
When you stop being a weiner

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>>75397031
join me in an ol' 'cide

wish i was an american desu would give me something to strive for (reaching for a cheeseburger)

I like chester

>>75396938
One of my mates legit turned up to our year 11 disco dressed like that, was creasing when I saw him

@75397065
degenerate

really liked this years eurovision

>>75397064
>is a quality pizza.
m8

>>75397098
nah

>>75397136
fave song?

>>75397136
just shut up

>>75397098
Which one is chesta?

>>75397064
It's pretty easy to make your own pizza base
You can smash like 10 in a go and freeze them
then use them as you need la'

>>75397064
Would rather get the 'takeaway' pizzas forgot who makes them but they are very nice and do actually taste like takeaway pizza. Comes with a dip as well

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>>75397154
o-oh

The women I know in their early 30s are just delusional,

I sometimes seduce them and sleep with them just because I know how to play them so well. It's just too easy. They're tired of the cock carousel and they see a guy like me as the perfect beta to settle down with before their eggs dry out … when I get tired of them I just delete their numbers from my cell phone and stop taking their calls …

It doesn't really hurt them that much: at this point they're used to pump & dump!

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imagine going a year without sex

unfathomable desu

Got £230 worth of vouchers on Amazon lads, what do I buy?

ACTUALLY, its a well known FACT that the caravan club is like a glorified SEX club

>>75397224
>you can make a film about this
time to get started on my memoirs

>>75397250
something gay

>>75397183
I know what you mean but get ready for an enormous redpill: Lidl's own version of those takeaway pizzas are even nicer and like half the price. They don't come with a dip but you can but your own bottle of dip that will last you ages for like a quid anyway.

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>>75396975

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political compass has released its chart for the parties for this general election

thoughts?

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Who else here still /19 and still virgin/

>brit is full of briefcase wankers

Least shocking development of the day

>>75397250
a skirt

>>75397250
some electrons

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>Got £230 worth of vouchers on Amazon lads, what do I buy?

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>>75397298
I lost mine on my 19th birthday

Feels good

>>75397291
they're delusional if they think the tories and UKIP are that right and authoritarian

>>75397291
Where's Sinn Fein?

Typical

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>>75396975

Mad that some people genuinely believe that

are americans aware that other countries exist?

>>75397298
Try 27. [spoiler]Got a blowjob at 17 at least[/spoiler]

>>75397323
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>>75397318
inspired post

>>75397339
May want permanent internet surveillance and for the websites people can access and content online to be strictly censored by the government.

Nah not authoritarian at all.

>>75397298
nearly 21 and KHV

>>75397291
how are the lib dems authoritarian? they literally want to legalise dudelmao

I like lord chesterfield

sat watching British Pathe videos all day
the world up until the 1950s had a very traditional feel

globalisation has flushed it down the toilet and made everything look the same

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>>75397352
why do all girls roll away from me?

>>75397371
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>>75397366
No

>>75397389
I don't think you can get into purple in that chart without wanting to descend into anarchy.

I like Chester Bennington

>>75397424
I don't know what that means

>>75397250

Collected works of Carl Jung

>>75397384
Air Strip One haha

>>75397318
a chin job u ugly munter

>>75397366
all countries are american satellite states

>>75397389
they still have conservative elements, they're not proposing revolution

>>75397411
Better throw a hissy fit and carry out some futile attempts to turn back the clock innit.

>>75397443
It's the mating call of the adnormie autist

>>75397443
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>>75397298
lost my virginity at 15 years old

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>>75394709

>>75397298
I was 19.5 so you still have hope. Godspeed.

The UK is losing its internet for good.

>not allowed to watch porn without government permission
>not allowed to bully people at all online
>not allowed to post on any site if you're under 18
>news company's stories and revenue are completely controlled by government
>government gets all of your online activity
>mandatory back doors in all technology companies and messaging services

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

I mean I get you faggots don't like refugee immigration, but seriously, vote for Corbyn if you're in Britain. There's no choice. Complete cuckage awaits you.

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>>75397352

>>75397478
why are you at Tim's flat?

I like Chester A. Arthur

>>75397478
his flat is fucking tiny

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>that time when your mate spent the whole english class plucking out pubes and putting them in the hair of the girl in front

I like Chessington World of Adventures

Portugal is now our worst ally lads

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ahh yes

the english

I like chebs

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haha

loved that Ukrainian sci-fi thing in Eurovision

>>75397566
>plymouth

the fault of wales

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once a cucky, always a cucky. there's no hope of you being normal ever again now that you've surrendered your masculinity to me. #findom

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>>75397506
A lot of Britain's middle class are quite fine with this, especially old people who wish more than anything that we could go back to a pre internet age.

As much as we bang on about freedom in this country your average shire prancing, show boating dick head would be quite happy for state police to disappear 'troublesome' people in the middle of the night not to be heard of again.

>>75397534
>being mates with weirdos like that
starting to see what compels you to spend a significant portion of your time posting bradley walsh photos on 4chan. birds of a feather eh?

>>75397566
Plymouth is in wales

>>75397571
>tfw mine are bigger than hers

>>75397506
In the US it's the leftists that try (and fail) to do this shit, in the UK it seems to be the right wing.

>>75397506
could cry 2bh

>>75397582
all me haha

>>75397352
>>75397516
are they dead

>>75397636
it's literally my only brad image
no need to be hurtful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs

>>75397411
I just don't understand how society has regressed so much in barely half a century. Everything has just got worse. People don't dress smart in public anymore, people don't act civilised they don't have any manners. Cities just look dull and depressing as do the people. The media is just pure cancer. No fucking way is this much change in such little time completely organic

>>75397534
Bullied freaks like you at school

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>overhear the girl you like getting on really well with another guy
>they start flirting

>>75397691
>I just don't understand how society has regressed so much in barely half a century

OY VEY delete this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it has gone forward you stupid monkey

>>75397650
Right wing in Britain are far bigger control freaks than the US left could ever dream of being.

>>75397506
The british serf is a peculiar creature. He sacrifices his own interest for that of his master. He takes pride in the stability of his monarchy, stability born out of the fact that he unlike his brave cousins in europe, never dared to challenge the powers that be. He takes pride in the self-interested conquest and exploitation of other peoples, although they brought him no personal gain or liberation from his exploitation. Hed sell his own brother out for extra crumbs from yhe table of his master. Why? He has delusions that someday he'll leave his decrepid societal position and join what he assumes to be his rightful place in the upper eschelons of society. And like any good syncophant, his delusion means he is inclined to set up his position in the aristocracy, making sure everything is ready for when he makes what he believes to be his inevitable departure from the drudgery of his lower classification, to the elite. And why should he be woken from his dream, kate middleton did it (so did the footballers and allan sugar still even has a cockney accent!), so of course it is possible for the other serfs. Not all of them csn join or else the elite wouldnt be the elite. So in his preparation for gilded status, the societal runt, believes pulling up the ladder out of the grasp of those behind him will only serve to cement his future genteel status and prosperity.

Lo, what a fool he is. How he allows those above him to pull wool over his eyes, and encourage his selfish personality for their exploitation. It is the duty of the thinker to moderate man's carnal passions and to ground them im reality by taking the scales off his eyes, lest he is duped by those more conniving than him

>>75396664
left to right male equivalents, large dick, micro penis, average penis

women have it easy

looked at those pictures nad videos of the queen visitting the people in hospital.

how people get any sort of feeling of encouragement from this sort of thing is incredible

>an old lady in fancy clothes comes up and literally says 'thats bad' and takes a picture next to you
how is it that british serf still swallows this so easily?

O serf, what a peculiar creature you are. you arouse a great disposition of pity from within the depths of my bosom.

how you continually fall for the most simple of PR trickery. O ye fool!

The blasted woman ne'er even thought it pertinent to take off her gloves before shaking hands with your fellows serfs at the photo opportunity, and you still think she did good by going there giving the most cursory of sympathetic gestures. Serf do not fool yourself, it was very obviously the case, that her appearance at the hospital with the victims was done only to entrench her family's image and future rule.

>>75397691
>Everything has just got worse
nostalgic nonsense

>>75397694
t. girl in front with pubes in her hair

>>75397484
>>75397502
>>75397694
>>75397711
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>>75397711
>not becoming emotionally dead and simply moving on to the next target

you are like a little baby

>>75397711
She wants his alpha male cock inside of her and not your limp pathetic tiny penis

>>75397762
*punches you and shakes you around before crashing your plane with you inside and escaping with the lads without you*

gonna start saying ne'er do gooder a lot more.

>>75397691
>>75397411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo

Feels lads

this video is amazing lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvrMLzdnUU0

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>out n about in town
>see a mate of mine having lunch with his girl across the street
>don't have time to cross over and chat
>snap a cheeky pic of em and go on my way
>post it to social media with the tag "Spotted!"
>Only two comments are people calling it creepy

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>>75397791
this

it's easiest to stop caring

London and britain in general used to be peng and a half

looks so fucking shit now, like a giant council estate

>>75397726
I know a lot of middle class runts who think they're closer to the upper echelons of society than the scum they hate so much.

>>75397861
did anyone get stabbed at your school?

>>75397861
>peng
>looks so fucking shit now, like a giant council estate
no thanks to you

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https://www.gucci.com/us/en/pr/men/mens-shoes/mens-sandals-thongs/web-slide-sandal-p-429469GIB109079?position=2

finna cop

peng and a half you say?

>>75397880
loads of fireworks and one stabbing

>>75397828
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>>75397662

yes

>>75397298
24 here

>>75397371
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THICC

>>75397828
maybe you shouldn't do stuff like that if you have hardly any friends... Just send the pic through private message if you're good friends with them for a funny moment otherwise don't.

why is it so hard to get acid in the uk ffs

>>75397904
were you in a gang?

Anti-communism is the primary driver of fascism.

business idea: tomorrow at 22:04 we all post pictures of Alan Titchmarsh

>>75397445

clean your bloody room

>>75397941
Not hard to find here anymore.

Used to be. Shame I'm over the whole psychedelic thing now that it's around.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>75397947
course not why do you think im here

Losing the energy to hatpost lads

>>75397988
Shant.

Being prone to oneituses is a sign of aspergers
Something I've concluded from my own life. If you have hopeless obsessions with women that sometime last years you are aspie.

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gonna pop down to the 6/10s with a great personality shop, anyone want owt?

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in a lot of pain lads

>>75397954
actually it's broken societies

>>75397988
mad to think that if he'd put clips on for that set he'd literally be dead

Just been diagnosed with aspergers

i'm putting tin foil up on the windows
lying down in the dark to dream
i don't wanna see their faces
i don't wanna hear them scream

why do people bother arguing at all? people are so entrenched in their worldview that nothing will change it. You can post all the stats you want, write paragraphs, set up a logical argument and people will just call it mental acrobatics and continue to wallow in stupidity because their worldview has the privilege of being closer to the norm.

>>75397953
ah yes, the anti-science right

>>75397953
Africans are by far the most diverse human group. There's more variation between some sub-Saharan Africans than there is between a Briton and a Pakistani.

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>fucking this

>so tired of niggers and jews

>>75394709
Remember that episode of Benidorm where Johnny Vegas came back, got on stage, and felt a mother of two up right there and then, in front of her husband?

>>75397062
the sun moves further from the plane you idiot

>>75397858
why do you need to peel the bananas to freeze them

>>75398014
do you live in a council flat?

>>75397988
why are they filming?

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Might take the 'ject for a nice drive

what the FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg

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>>75396613
<implying I went to that normie shite.
Got pissed in't park instead.

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>The Collected Works of C.G. Jung
>Print Length: 10203 pages

Growing to hate the Americanisation of the UK more and more.

The day the yanks won their independence was the beginning of the end of British heritage and culture.

>>75397974

can you PLEASE send me a postcard full of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHZRHEJHS2k

this is how Greater London looks and talks

Why do Rorkes keep talking about the EU as if it's going to collapse? They've been saying it's going to implode next week for the past 10 years.

THIS JUST IN: Trump sleeps NUDE in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him SEXUAL POWERS

alleged differences between the so called "races" are pure social constructs

>>75398159
You can easily find real LSD on the deep web

>>75398153
Same. Every time I hear someone call the police "feds" I wince.

>>75398159
*gets executed in the SWAT raid*
(right after my dog)

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>>75397988

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took another codeine

ready to fight you all

>>75398153

more of a Hollywoodization imo.

british people worship hollywood culture, they think it's american culture.

>>75397922
>>75397936
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>>75397941
buy online you fucking idiot

>>75398208
>catposter
came

Flash! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha!

Norks are up to something again

think i might have BPD

>>75398208
I'm going to punch you in the teeth

>>75398140
Read that in year 4 desu

Could have gone pro but tore my ACL and got dropped

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>>75397534
>the time we made a teacher have a breakdown because we found the chess sets in the drawers at the back, and used the pieces to throw at her since she had no control of the class

God Bless Mrs.Ransby, toff in a poor school, never a good idea.

>>75398273
big pasty dick

should i visit a brothel tomorrow lads

dossed about all day but managed to a few chapter

>>75398095
Not buying it if was further from one end it would be closer at the other and visible to more parts of the world simultaneously

Might start learning German tbqh.

>>75398287
no

sex with a condom isn't worth it

why do other males get so angry when you point out the inherent favoritism towards women in dating culture?

>>75398284
We had a teacher stop mid-lesson, sit down at her desk and not speak for 15 minutes.

We laughed and whatever, but it was creepy at the end, we were 13 and not used to teachers having breakdowns.

Never saw her again

'cide calling ferociously the past few weeks., multitude of options. thinking zolpidem + 70kg of Argos concrete shoes will do the trick. Hoping to do it up by henley, so the chances of being found will be minimal.

>>75398284
Little cunts

>>75398178
Ran into a very interesting man from London on the job site the other day. Lived in a basement condo in a building that still probably warranted a $500,000+ value. Said his uncle gave it to him and he's the richest man in the building. Had a whole 4 teeth left (wasn't that old) and tried to chat me up about his hatred for southern women and the golf course before propositioning me for discount refrigerant.

Didn't give it to him.

VERY important poll here lads

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>>75398284
english class did this but with books lol
and we locked head boy in the closet more than once

>>75398324
>>75398287
FONT

>>75398273
Boi pucci dependence?

>>75398335
pentobarbital

>>75398306
the sun is small, dim, and local.

sweetcorn surges into the lead

>>75398339
was he black? did he rant about the jews and new build homes?

>>75398345
Mayonnaise.

>>75398377
so are you

>>75398284
bants

>>75398383
kiss me lad

have any of you lads ever let your gf cuck you?

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>dad about to put HP sauce on steak

is it any good?

>>75398402
not an argument

>>75398377
Nah not buying it lad

You're chatting shit

Just how many of you went to shit schools where you would throw shit at a teacher during class?

>>75398424
not an argument.

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>>75398345
celery

>>75398409
yes but not on steak

>>75398389
No he was an upper-middle aged white guy. Looked like a crackhead and had a very heavy accent. Ranted about how women in the Southern US gossip too much and how golf is a load of bollocks.

I think. Mostly just gave him a bit of smile and nod til he fucked off.

>>75398435
Wasn't arguing Troy

someone post the pic of the fag that got killed by the muslim

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>>75398348
Oh GOD you reminded me.

Mr.Elonga (Real name, big African RE teacher) used to lock bad students in the supply closet in his classroom.

>that time a bunch of Year 11s ganged up on him and locked him in, and he couldn't report it because he was doing it and it's illegal since we're so easy on poor little schoolkids like we were
>>75398337
Aye, we were.
>>75398330
Were there any tears? That's how ours always ended.

>>75398426
I went to an alternative learning center. Saw a kid throw a chair through a window once.

British schools seem really unique. Very authoritarian

If the Earth is flat, why is it day time in Japan while it's night time in England?

>>75398335

for me, it's benzos, codeine and loads of whisky in the bath

reckon the coroner would rule it an open verdict. gives the 'rents plausible deniability that it was an accidental death

>>75398482
see >>75398377

>>75398445
>conservative
you fucking working class morons never learn do you
i seriously doubt /brit/ is filled with 1%ers - the only ones justified voting conservative

>>75398357
>pentobarbital
you can't get something like this in the UK. Zolpidem/ambien should do the trick if the whole box is taken, and the weights are pre-tied around the ankles. Private message me and we can do it together, Henley is too popular as the body will float downstream eventually. There's a multitude of fairly derelict waterways we can decompose in without any disturbance.

can't seem to shave my moustache area without cutting it up like a mad cunt

might have to grow it out

>>75398482
Himalayas do big shadows

>>75398445
>14 runts wasting their votes on UKIP
enjoy comrade corbyn's 1000 year labour rule

Lads, that spider I failed to kill aerlier has begun to actively hunt me. I've missed the chance to kill it twice more since the fist attempt and now it's trying to constantly stalk its way closer to me and when I react, it darts away into the dark again.

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>>75398467

>>75398513
don't give a fuck about anything except breggsit

hate living lads

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>>75398469
we had a Mr. Chris Willey, middle initial P

>crispy willy
sound lad tho we respected him

>>75398335
pathetic attention-seeking cunt

>>75398515
You can't get it in the US either unless you're terminally ill and live in a right to die state. Still I would rather shoot up a gram of smack than use zolpidem.

>>75398544
*strikes you*

>>75398400
I would assume that one would include mayo in all cases

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Anyone remember that episode of Benidorm where Johnny Vegas came back, slipped on some ice Lesley spilled, and broke his neck on the side of the pool?

That funeral scene was pure kino, especially when his mam started sobbing just as Kenneth did a big fart.

>>75398478
was in an advanced program in middle school, which was hosted by the one ghetto dump in the county. Was briefed on the procedure for flying chairs (stay in the room, shut the door and leave the phone off the hook to ring security)

Was actually once picked up and thrown into a door by a large black teenager during a basketball game in gym class. He'd been held back a couple times and didn't like me much.

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>tfw someone once rotated the teacher's computer screen 180 degrees when he was outside
>tfw he couldn't work out how to fix it
>tfw he yelled for about 10 minutes until an IT guy turned up

>>75398335
henley on thames? that place is lovely

dont have a lot going for me

>>75398402
nice

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>>75398548
>that time Kevin got excluded for asking for "A black pen and Elonga ruler".

Those RE classes, man, absolute bants.

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;_;


RIP to all of my /brit/ bros

>>75398639
>>75398639
>>75398639
nu

If the earth is flat why is it Winter in the Southern hemisphere when it's Summer in the Northern and vice versa?

PHANTOM

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the lads

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>>75398619
>that time in college where the teacher put my screen on all the classes screens, and the interactive whiteboard, and all I had was a zoomed in image of Jimmy Saville's face right as the pedo news came out
>tfw it was stuck like that for a good 10 minutes except he couldn't call IT else he'd be fired