/brit/

Doing acid tomorrow - what can I expect? Tell me your experiences, lads

need a bf

the ol' dissertation was only 8200 words is that enough lads?
they said it was well written during the viva desu

love grime

imagine ISIS trying to demolish the pyramids

Joining this thread 9 posts early heheheh

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just be yourself dude !

>>75394431
post a riddim

>>75394294

I can't explain mate, you'll only know when you do it

fuck off dude's

>>75394294
can tell you in a few hours

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boo

beans and cheese on toast

>>75394294
Interracial breeding grounds

>>75394416
not getting this from social media. its just in print media, television, 4chan everywhere i look i'm constantly reminded that my own goals in life (which I'm not even guaranteed to achieve despite them seeming fairly basic) are pathetic.

>>75394491
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!! drugs!!

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>tfw

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/8898321/Neanderthals-were-too-smart-for-their-own-good.html

>>75394202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFyyS4TPMw8

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>I don't consume drugs.

>>75394294

Depends how much you take but I often regress into early childhood and vividly relive scenes from ages 2-6ish. I have recovered memories from the deep deep subconscious. Any repressed material will come to conscious examination, I know for a fact I've never been nonced.

>>75394430
Personally I'd try and bump it up but you can do well with that

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>I consume drugs

>>75394430
surely it also involves a lot of material that isn't word counted like formulas or figures

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*sings softly to you*

voting for corbyn fyi

Drinking 1.5 litres of Frosty Jacks before I blaze a doobie
Good night ahead of me, lads

>>75394607
is already submitted and that
they said it was the best written one they had so far so HOPING for 70+.
m8 got 90% with only 3800 words in his 3rd year one desu

Know deck alla bout Neanderthals and that

Somebody give me a quick run down

last night you were in my room

now my bedsheets smell like poo

>didn't have a waifu
>see them plastered all over /a/ circa 2011
>desperately need a waifu to fit in
>uhhhh yeh, melty, the headless girl from Durara is my waifu, please accept me
>got accepted

True story

>>75394531
Yeah mate welcome to not being the 1%. If you actually achieve your goals you'll be richer than 80% of the entire planet. Have some perspective

>>75394294
Can't think linearly at all, all shapes and colours within your vision separate into their own dimension within which they dance and morph freely as if reality is coming apart at the seams

>>75394617
that is a low quality haircut

>>75394563
but then doesn't that make us more of a human-neanderthal hybrid? if they "disappeared" due to interbreeding, they hardly disappeared at all

>>75394646

is it wrong to want to live on your own

anyone else love writing essays and dissertations?

my third eye needs some airing out

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absolute fucking STATE of /pol/

>>75394563
bell curve autists wont like this

>>75394657
Okay, stop worrying then

legpits are itchy

watching rings

it's shit

>>75394673

we wiped them out but some of them shagged us first

that's why blacks and whites are different races. us whites are part neanderthal and thats why we're smarter and stronger than the africans.

hello

how do i become a pikey

>>75394727
hate it
took me 3 weeks+ working quite a few hours a day to manage 8200 words

>>75394753
atheist prayers at that

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>i am anything other then a liberal

whole body is itchy

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>ywn be a urban exploration legend in London

>>75394683
>If you actually achieve your goals
which i have to enslave myself for 30 odd years in stress inducing and mindnumbing work to do so.
>richer than 80% of the entire planet
honestly though, if i could be assured a house, internet and food, i wouldn't mind being poor in other respects.

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>>75394730

*gives you a hit of DMT and a robert anton wilson book*

>>75394733
what are you talking about

>>75394762
What's the difference from us?

How did they die out?

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>>75394202

The claims that Salman Abedi was reported five times to the authorities and banned from his mosque, are all coming from "sources" at the Wahhabi mosque that he used to frequent.

Why is the media pushing claims from his local mosque as facts?

Wahhabism *is* extremist Islam so it's highly unlikely that they reported and banned him for extremism.

>>75394772
first things first, you'll need a caravan and a white flatbed van

>>75394673
they interbred with homo sapiens in Europe. They say ginger hair came from neanderthals

>>75394805
something bout those pills

Porn is boring. Need the sights sounds smells and textures that only a real live woman can provide.

/gif/ has a lot of quality fetishy stuff on it.

>>75394707
yes

europeans have the most neanderthal dna I believe.

>>75394804
Being ensured of those is what makes you rich lad

>>75394679
>Pretending to be insane to fit in with insane people
Why though

>>75394772
There is a rigorous entry process
>develop Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
>grow up in a small caravan with 6 siblings and 2 alcoholic parents
>spent your childhood fighting other children and committing petty crime
>spent your adulthood harassing innocent settled people for no reason and stealing everything you possibly can

long distance fwb sent me a pic of her chebs for the first time

>>75394901
FONT

>>75394730
watch this before you're fully calcified
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoJwoKlmI0o

>>75394819
>Why is the media pushing claims from his local mosque as facts?
Because they're fucking sly weasels

>>75394707

they were subsumed into the european race kind of like how we're being subsumed into the pooskin race right now

whats the point of council housing? whos allowed to get it?

might get drunk and message the proto bf

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waiting for those numbers on my 'ptocurrency 'folio to go up instead of down

>>75394882
It would seem I'm not qualified, how's the chav situation?

>>75394655
alri matt

>>75394949
FONT

>>75394940
leftovers from a previous age

>>75394957
runt cunt

>>75394730
Take a laxative.

>>75394940

immigrants

>>75394818
they were smarter and stronger but I believe they had less endurance

they "died out" because of mass interbreeding
the result is white people

>>75394971
not a normie

>>75394980
yank wank

>>75394727
Dead satisfying when you absolutely smash one

Remember a few sleepless nights, cigarettes and untested Russian stimulant powder up the ol' schnozzer

Came out with a first but for a few days I was having hallucinations

>>75394996
>smarter
Neanderthal literally means retard

>>75394957

hmm yes let me invest my savings in some electrons what could go wrong

>>75394960
Similar only you won't be as tough as a pikey by any measure

>>75395004
lol

atrocious thread

>>75395076
Greater London

>>75394870
>ensured of a house
....

is Paris actually a shithole or is it like the haha le london is rubbish memes xD

>>75395076
might cut my losses and buy an ounce of gold like a normal person

Signs you were an autistic VIRGIN in secondary school:
>top button done up
>tie tied in a tight
>shirt tucked in
>buttons of blazer done up
>bag straps not as loose as possible

>>75395121
london and paris are full of muzzie scum
paris moreso

>>75395121
Greater London

If Corbyn wins...

given the recent catastrophe with the polls, I have begun to consider the nightmare scenario in which he actually wins. Presumably this would be at the head of some kind of unholy Labour-SNP coalition, perhaps with the fetid, as yet not entirely unburied corpse of the Liberal Democrats attached at the shin.
Regardless, we would arguably have as Prime Minister
>An unrepetentant socialist
>A man who saw Venezuela as an economic model
>A supporter of near unlimited immigration and MENA migrant intake
>A terrorist sympathiser
>A man who has tolerated antisemitism and Islamism in his own party
>A man who graduated from school with 2 E-grades
And a cabinet featuring:
>A Home Secretary who hates white people
>A Chancellor who is an unrepentant Marxist
Among others. If this horror should occur, what do we do? How do we fight back?

>>75395054
Not sure what your point is, that connotation came about before more was learned about them

>>75395089
Greater Reddit

>>75395089
Reddit

flat earth is real

>>75395121
paris is great

>>75395054
ah, no
research has found that the neanderthals were actually smarter than cro-magnon
people just originally figured that the neanderthals must have been dumb because they died out

>>75395178
t. mohammad
how does it feel knowing your country is fucked with no chance of recovering?

wonder how much of our food is GM

went to some weird store earlier and saw a few 'GM-FREE' labels

>>75395134
If you dressed formally at all you were a reviewbrah level autist.
I wore blue jeans and an AC/DC shirt in school.

>>75395203
well, the question still stands
if they were so smart how come they died out?

>>75395134
used to deliberately tuck one of my shirt flaps in and have one loose (only at lunch)

>>75395134
i just got hit with a wave of nostalgia
>tfw you remember all the top banter you had with the lads and teachers in school

>>75395149
You already have a prime minster who is a terrorist sympathiser

RIP reviewbrah
rasheed has gone too far this time

>>75395218
we had to wear uniforms you spacker

>>75395157
>>75395164
SNAP

>>75395257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s70gbdf4AY

>>75395134
>blazer
FOB

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this is...running on empty...foot review!

>>75395278
fake news this is his twin brother
look at the hair

>>75395218
You don't have the choice in England
You basically have to wear a suit to school every day

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>>75394819
>>75394922

His mosque and the community around it have been producing jihadis since at least 2010-11:

https://www.channel4.com/news/the-teenage-libyan-rebel-from-manchester

The claims from his community that they reported him five times to the authorities and banned him from the mosque is 100% bullshit. They're Wahhabis; extremists themselves.

Unfortunately both media and social media have been pushing these lies so hard that the damage is already done like in pic related.

Where were you when jihadi goatfuckers in Manchester lied to the whole world and got away with it?

>>75395282
there are secondary schools without blazers? hm yes this is a shocking development in my understanding

>>75395250
retard

>>75395308
>>75395330
t. tarquin
wore a hoodie to mine you sheltered runts

>>75395242
because they interbred with early homosapiens

the male neanderthals could probably easily win over some female sapiens by besting a male sapien in a fight (neanderthals were generally stronger)
so the male neanderthals would shag the female sapiens and create some mixed babies
at the same time you have lots of female neanderthals (who were pretty ugly), so the rest of the sapien males likely just settled for second best
over time this led to neanderthals becoming fully integrated into sapiens

should i take some MD mixed with sorbitol lads

i know it might make me piss out my boipussy

can someone explain to me why circuits need a connection to ground? i thought that a circuit is a flow of electrons, and if they go into ground that would cause them to stop flowing because there's nowhere else for them to go. i thought they'd need to attach back to the start of the circuit at the end for it to flow

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>>75395262
>>75395308
What the fuck?! I'm guessing you didn't do donuts in the parking lot at midnight either.

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GO
WORK
OUT

>>75395013
i will

>>75395353
>can someone explain to me why circuits need a connection to ground?
a lot of things generally don't need grounds and they're typically just a failsafe incase something goes awry

>>75395308
>>75395262
Did you get sorted into houses by a magical talking hat as well?

>>75395349
THALLED

>he went to a """school""" that didn't have uniform

Ah yes, bet you got a top """""""education""""""" at such a fine institution

>>75395333
Ad hominem

>>75395402
then why do circuits with ground connections even work? wouldn't all the electrons flow to the point with the least number of electrons ie ground?

>>75395416
uniform had an optional hoodie you mong
school was rated outstanding by (((ofsted))) btw

>>75395416
My school was in the top 10 in the nation

>>75395149
All of this sounds excellent to me.

>>75395353
transistors

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... the gf selfie ...

>>75395456
t. RippedRichAndIncel

>>75395460
Hello rasheed

>>75395434
Ad neanderthal

>>75395356
can't imagine not having to wear a shirt, tie and blazer to school
Yanks are bloody savages

*drives 4 hours from London to Pen-y-fan*
*climbs 2 hours to summit*
me: hehe lads let's head down
*while the lads turn around, i drop my wallet, keys, phone and sprint as fast as i can off the summit*
*flies through the air, approaching terminal velocity, hit a vertical slate rock and turn into a red mist of organs and blood, instantly blown away in the wind before the lads i walked up with even realise i'm done)*

the dream eh

I'm a Marxist-Leninist-Jucheist-Chebist

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few more days lads

>>75395437
impedance

>>75395528
>4 hours from London to Pen-y-fan

lol

>>75395499
you're such a pathetic little slug

end your existence you deplorable nonce

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>labour at daybreak

reminder that fat people should be forced into camps and made to work their excess weight off

>>75395356
wow..so coll

>>75395528
takes 4 hours to leave london

>>75395573
based bank holiday next week la

>>75395573
It's a bank holiday anon

at least it's it's not fan-y-pen

my school uniform was just a jumper
they didn't really care what else you wore

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>you're such a pathetic little slug
>end your existence you deplorable nonce

>h3h3 literally makes videos where he just browses subreddits
ah yes, he really deserves ad revenue and patreon money

>>75395409
K-kind of
They were called houses and they were named after kings and queens, i know other schools had houses too, but with a different naming system

>>75395499
that's not your gf nor is it a selfie you stupid nonce mong

>>75395573
Holiday tomorrow lad

>>75395308
>>75395330
wut?

you wore a school jumper and could wear a hoodie over it if you wanted at mine

is this a southern thing?

>>75395356
we do but we all seem to drive manual and it fucks the clutch

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>>75395567
*blocks your path*

>you wore a school jumper and could wear a hoodie over it if you wanted at mine

the results of drinking and smoking during pregnancy

>>75395691
Went to school in Greater London and even the allegedly hard schools where people supposedly got stabbed had blazers

>>75395675
We had houses named after ancient cities

Used to do sports days and stuff, well fun

come out you black and tan motherfucks

UP THE IRA

>>75395409
my school had houses

>>75395691
Every school in my area wore blazers, but each school had a different coloured blazer
I'm from Liverpool, not a southerner

>posho twats unironically wore blazers to school

lmao

>you wore a school jumper and could wear a hoodie over it if you wanted at mine
ah yes the heroin capital of the uk

>>75394819
>>75394922
>>75395320

Late Night Red Pills

Why in christ's name would you wear a jumper AND a hoodie

Must have looked a right twat

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>have to work on bank holiday

I used to wear black air force ones to school, bet you man was rocking shoezone

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can't stop wanking

>>75395780
>heroin capital of the uk
isn't that edinburgh? schoolkids all seem to wear blazers even here

>>75395512
>blazer
fuck off posh cunt. I'd knock your teeth out

>>75395755
But has PA touched your biceps?

DIE-HARD CONSERVATIVE, PATRIOT, CONSTITUTION SUPPORTER, Fan of the Sims Online

>>75395807
>>75395807
95% of my class had those

flat earth is real

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>school hoody

>>75395768
Barely wore uniform at mine
Black jeans and hoody was standard

>>75395768
>>75395829
i went to a really rough school in liverpool, we wore blazers and so did every other local school
blazer was optional in summer though

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>Went to school in Greater London

wish the IRA were still around lads

why did they stop? the scum are still occupying Béal Feirste

AYYY FOCKIN THATCHER

wonder if Ireland has any sort of education system

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>>75395320

at the didsbury mosque lol

>>75395755
>>75395728
my whole city just does jumpers or hoodies

live in york, very middle class white city

>>75395815
stop watching porn you absolute gobshite

>>75395860
My m8 got internal suspension for having the nerve to do such a thing

>>75395883
Grammar school, they were all indians

Can only imagine how dire the quality of teaching is at a school that can't even enforce a uniform rule

Dear oh dear

I bet I could count your GCSEs on 1 hand and get change

>>75395768
Went to a school that unironically cost 10 grand a year, left with top grades, dropped out of uni because I'm a socially stunted weirdo and now I work in a call centre. Such is life.

>>75395901
its better than the UKs

>>75395910
York mentioned

>>75395768
went to a meh school, still had to wear blazers

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>>75395921

Shall not stop

Have about 2TB downloaded, much of it JAV and AMWF

who /wore black runners/ instead of school shoes here?

I think the proto-gf must have got lost in the post.

The Tories promised me a gf if I voted for them in the last election.

>tfw you are nostalgic for secondary school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

Mum works in a school in a povvo area and they're introducing new rules next year where you have to buy official school trousers and schoolbag with the badge on

privately run academics where an awful idea

>>75395975
old news pal

the leader of the labour party approves of the IRA mate not sure you've heard

>>75395942
>I bet I could count your GCSEs on 1 hand and get change

well yeah you're only supposed to do 3

>>75395975
>Croydon
ahh yes

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>>75395988
>implying that 2TB of AMWF material even exists
kek

>>75395988
you're the one who was posting earlier about wanking so much you literally pissed yourself
utter state of your life
sort it out

>>75395972
ctrl + f

no it's not

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>>75395149
RED SURGE AGAINST THE KIKES

https://youtu.be/zHc9kSUlDH0

Bet this was you lads at school

>>75396008
Best years of my life honestly

>>75395844
Counter-Enlightenment Reactionary. White Separatist. Anti-Globalist. Anime Enthusiast. European Supremacist. Fan of Paradox Games. Traditionalist Catholic.

>>75396042
You what

American high schools are typically named after cities, counties, and famous American in history like Martin Luther King Jr and JFK and such. No uniforms, no houses, no blazers with crests on them. Cheerleaders and football players would wear parts of their uniforms on Fridays when there was a football game that night against another high school and that was about it.
>Brits will never smoke cigarettes in the parking lot hanging out with their bros beside their Camaro/Mustang
>Brits will never date a cheerleader
Much prefer the American way tbqh.

>>75396015
>you're only supposed to do 3
Did the school tell you this? I actually dont know if this is bait. They're unironically lying.

You do at least 5...

>>75395988
Dunno how GDP get such high-tier women. All make my willy very erect.

How the FUCK is dianne Abbott a politician

we call "secondary school", "high school" in the north west
how does that make you feel?

>>75396059
my school was odd in that the (literal) gang members got on fine with the autists

had to wear a literal suit in 6th form

>lads trying to act cool on /brit/ by boasting about disobeying a uniform rule

Jesus wept

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remember ~5yrs ago my mate telling me the arab spring would be a disaster for europe and i said he was exaggerating

>>75395988
>AMWF
runt
>>75396011
don't worry lad, corbyn will nationalise the academies and put them under public oversight

>>75396096
>Much prefer the American way tbqh.
Getting shot to death by some Autismo weirdo?

>>75396059
someone did literally post here claiming to be this lad
cant say im shocked

>>75396026
How does that happen?

>>75396096
>>Brits will never smoke cigarettes in the parking lot hanging out with their bros beside their Camaro/Mustang
FOB, but there was nothing stopping us nipping out for a cheeky blem during frees

>>75396059
LOVE this video
anyone got anything similar? not necessarily a sperg but classic british school banter

>>75396026
Wait, this is a thing?

>>75396127
We call it that in the south east too

>>75396015
t. did foundation level English and Maths

>>75395952
>>75396133
FOB

>>75396130
>literal gangs at school
the STATE of london lmao

>The FBI warned UK security chiefs that Manchester jihadi Salman Abedi was plotting an attack in Britain, an inside source has claimed.

>MI5 were warned in January by the U.S. intelligence service that Abedi was part of a North African terror cell planning to strike a political target in Britain according to the source, the Mail on Sunday reports.

>A U.S. investigation into the Manchester bomber’s links to terror groups in Libya brought the information to light, and U.S. security services placed Abedi on a watchlist identifying key terror suspects in 2016.

>“In early 2017 the FBI told MI5 that Abedi belonged to a North African terror gang based in Manchester, which was looking for a political target in this country,” the source said.

>>75396008
Years 9-13 were my absolute peak in all honesty

Never had so much fun in my life

>>75396145
It was obvious as soon as Gaddafi was toppled by (((NATO))) where the "Arab Spring" came from and where it would end up.

>>75396008
NORMIE

>>75396126
Race quotas

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lol

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/pigeon-caught-with-178-ketamine-pills-in-backpack/

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>>75396026

everyone lets a little bit of piss out now and then

>>75396184
guarantee you are a runt

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Tfw every school in my county enforced blazers and smart school trousers.

Didn't stop 99% of kids doing untucked shirt etc

>>75396172
>>75396177
i think its to do with your urethral sphincter getting worn out from tensing loads while cumming
and it literally happened to this gimp

Always freaks me out seeing all this airport chaos happening. It always seems to happen about a month before I'm due to go on holiday

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>>75396123

too bad most of them only do the one scene

>was a bullied nerdy in yeay 7 - 9
>was accepted by the normie "popular" lads in year 10 - 11
feels pretty good man

>>75396095
im confused now

>>75396193
>which was looking for a political target in this country,
>Ariana Grande Latte concert
Top Intel lads

>>75396184
only runt spastic schools are called high schools in the south east
FOY

>northern runts only do THREE A-levels

ahaha
4 minimum here desu

>>75396233
blazers look nice though. always looked down on the secondary schools who had pupils wear jumpers like little baby primary schoolers.

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>>75396214
No they don't

>>75396242
Sounds like he needs to work on his keigles

>>75396096
Clearly has never been behind the bike shed in a British school

What's better, brummies, scouse or geordies?

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remember when lads from other schools would wait at the top gate to batter you because you were giving it on msn so you'd run off via bottom gate

>>75396096
Mate we used to go out and smoke in the alley behind the school

Couldn't give a shit about cheerleading

>>75396283
you're joking aren't you?
REFUSE to believe there are people with only 3 A-levels
why even bother?

>>75396258

>tfw never bullied just ignored by everyone

>>75396283
>all english runtoids do A-levels over 2 years

meanwhile in Scotland the big boys do Advanced Highers in a single year which reap more UCAS points than an entire 2-year A-level

>muh modules, muh resits
Pathetic

do lefties deliberately ignore the many problems within Islam or are they just fucking ignorant?

>>75396190
your entire school was chavs

Who /LowerMiddle&UpperSchools/ here?

>>75396059
crease at this video everytime

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>kids at the local comprehensive would throw stuff at our school bus and call us bible bashers because we went to a catholic school

>>75396258
doesnt count unless you were a literal faggot

Creased at wagecucks getting a stiffy over a single day off tomorrow

>brits have to chose between mummy censorship and a refugee loving, ira sympathising commie

>>75396342
it's true
most runtoids do 3

>>75396352
not true btw

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>>75396329
Fact: Scousers are the most powerful race in the world

>A levels and UCAS

sometimes forget there are literal children in here

>>75396360
you deserved it

>>75396329
1. brummies
2. geordies
3. mancs
4. scousers
5. s**therners

>>75396334
no cos im not a little gimp who would get into fights
honestly never once had problems at secondary school. Might just be cos im tall and likable

[SHOCKING]
footage of Islamic terrorists on their way to Manchester

>>75396360
wahey

Greater London is literally black. No longer even memeing.

flat earth is real

>>75396233
never had blazers at my school. white polo shirt and black trousers, that was it. Terrible school really.

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>>75396387
We had these three amazing lads and we fucked it, Steve.

We fucked it right up.

>>75396378
Least they contribute to society you little leach

>>75396354
here

>>75396387
>refugee loving, ira sympathising commie
all of that is good, actually.

>black people in /brit/
about to vomit

>>75396334
i remember i told some gay in an msn group that he liked getting shit on his dick.
he confronted me at school and gave me a shitty bitch slap. he went to run away but i floored him with a jaw punch (lucky hit ngl)

best bit is that he got suspended because he started it and i made up some nonsense about being innocent and defending myself. was fucking hilarious.

>>75396378

Creased at being a wagecuck who has visited 22 countries in 18 months while NEETs have to save up for a day trip to Southend

>>75396400
>im tall and likable
Billy Big Bollocks over 'ere

>>75396404
Forgot to post the video because i'm fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj5fD-QECy0

>>75396258
Same lad. If year 7 me could have seen how far I've come he'd be amazed

Year 9 was my peak. Can put a lot of my current problems down to the summer holidays between year 9 and 10. All downhill from there

>>75396096
we'd climb the fences at the back of the field and go to the paki shop and bun zoots

>>75396390
Yeah, I hear they're a real tight bunch. So tight that they can't breathe. Really puts the squeeze on things doesn't it?

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>he went to a school with girls

torn between voting bnp and the communist party

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>>75396378
>been a wageslave for over a year now
>got ~£11,000 saved
>nothing to spend it on because my life is meaningless and empty

just wanna die tb?h

I think when my dad passes away I will kill myself

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>>75396390
This you?

>>75396451
how do you get all that time off?

>>75396466
peaked in year 11 myself

LESS politics posting
MORE nostalgiaposting

>>75396441
I didn't ask you you fucking yank piece of shit melt-my-brain fuckfart. I'm talking to other /BRIT/s

>Me 10 pound Christmas bonus has come in lads!

>>75396502
shut the fuck up yank

>>75396475
only in 6th form, pete
by then we were all too autistic to talk to females anyway

>>75396502
That's not the average Scouser. The average Scouser is TALL and HANDSOME and FIT, with at least 4 A-levels

>>75396504
You get 60 holidays a year mate

>>75396500
-deposit on a flat
-car
-some nice clothes e.g. tailored suit
-all-inclusive luxury holiday somewhere fancy

loads of options mate.

>>75396466
lost my virginity in those summer holidays
will never forget getting sucked off for the first time in a tent in the woods

>>75396500

start taking smack lad seriously

>>75396517
CLASSIC choon

https://youtu.be/eO7tVypeYAo

>>75394709
>>75394709
>>75394709
New Thread

>>75396502
Do you have then webm of this?

>>75396508
Same here. Moving to sixth form I realised just how fucked my social skills were, then uni was even worse

>>75396454
Creasing t.b.h

>>75395929
What's the point
Teachers spend all their time enforcing uniform policy

>>75396555

deano options

he needs to get to Goa and smoke DMT all day

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>>75396214
>everyone lets a little bit of piss out now and then
W-wanking causes that?

>>75396454
Chris Morris needs to do so much more shit

I need it

>me and the lads fucked on cheap vodka and ecstasy at the park, singing to Oasis at 3am
Fuck, I miss being 16

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>>75396591
Best I got

>>75396500
>>nothing to spend it on because my life is meaningless and empty
literally me mate.

literally working for the sake of it.
>>75396555
>a flat
viable option but depends on paying off the mortage through rent
>car
do't need
>nice clothes
why? waste of money
>all-inclusive holdiay
got money but not a pleb you spacker.
best way to travel is to do it on the cheap but go off to far off places.

>>75396602
tbf think it was just an excuse to get him for smoking the ol ganj down blem alley at break, but they couldn't prove it

>>75396560
I've seriously considered this, genuinely. Like there is a high probability I will go down that route soon. Also my chosen suicide method is along those lines too.

>>75396555
Feel like I should move out but I'm afraid of committing to moving out because I constantly think I'll be sacked from my shitty job.

>>75396555
>all-inclusive luxury holiday somewhere fancy
Fucking awful advice innit

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Nothing worse than seeing a really really pretty and attractive girl and knowing there's nothing you can ever do about it. When will this end?

>>75395218
FOY

>>75396555
>all inclusive
>luxury
>somewhere fancy

Muppet. You could travel the world for £11,000. You could live like a king for three months with £11,000 in Europe.

>>75396644
kek brilliant

>>75396670
Ah the ol' doob