/brit/

>>75384365
What happens in those two?

>>75384343
not sure what that is but i might put my willy in it?

I'm ruthless lads

NONCE NONCE NONCE XXXXXXDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA FUCK OFF YANK NIGGRE FUCK OFFF HAHAHAHZHEDNEHZHAHBZAA

*tickles you*

>>75384220
i had a false rape accusation and got a semi when having my penis swab taken at the police station

>>75384193
i bet YOU'RE fun at parties

learn how to have a laugh mate!

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sue

Fuck this, someone make a new thread

gonna be in Japan in October if any man wants to meet up

planet: me
population: 1
composition: bf material 100%

where my nonces at?

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>>75384343
Are you happy that Norway will always protect the UK with its glorious and terrifying navy?

>>75384487
4 posts above yours

>>75384462
oregato, bruce-sama

PEE PEE POO POO BUM WILLY BUM BUM!

>>75384509
I should fuck so, considering you colonised us and oppressed our culture for centuries.

PAY REPARATIONS

GIB LAND

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495893597702.webm

the ideal gf situation:

living apart, meet up every other day to eat together and watch a film or just chat (and have sex) and also go out with each other to do stuff.

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>>75384343
Do you guys think that we'll be able to genetically breed pokemon waifus in our lifetimes?

flat earth is real

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>>75383804

WILLY WILLY WILLY ARSE ARSE ARSE ARSE ARRRRRSSSSEEEEEE BRRRRAAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAAAAPAPAAPAPAPAPAAAAAABRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPA

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The 'io

>>75384509
imagine having a coast like that

>>75384541
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM WILLY poo, simple as.

bum poo

>be normie
>pretend to enjoy parties like it's a time to let loose and have fun
>most of them are extremely self conscious, uptight and socially anxious
why havent we culled them yet?

>>75384560
This. The Vikangz looted and pillaged mother england of her riches. You plundered us voraciously. Now it's time to foot the bill, Nord man

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/fr/

Hate willy/poo posters.
Love pints.

'ple as.

need to get in an internet argument over catholicism

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I NEED ADVICE

I NEED ADVICE

MUSLIMS BOMBED MANCHESTER TWICE

>work in a call centre
>no less than 3 (three) separate people on department currently on sick leave for suicidal ideation

seriously lads you should work in a call centre it's a good laugh

>>75384668
bum poo wee wee poo bum

>>75384613
>be abnormie
>pretend to be above it all when it comes to normies
>fixated on them because its actually them is who rejecting you, not vice versa

>>75384567
That sounds pretty nice tbqh. Living together could be better though, to pool money

mum just rang me up to tell me she's broken up wit her boyfriend. That one didn't last long - a new record I think

bizarre thing is the roastie thinks I care? ahahah

Romanian.

>>75384445
i am fun at parties. i can do all kinds of contortionist tricks with my limbs, and i'm a bit of a dab hand at mixing if i do say so myself haha. but lets be honest, i someone came to a party, stood in the middle of the room and started shoulting WILLY BUM POO WILLY BUMBUM POO WILLY, someone would phone their care taker to come get them.

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What is the key to a delicious curry? I feel like some good food despite it being 4am

work in a call centre and want to kill myself

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PEE PEE POO POO

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>>75384517

>>75384681
i work in a call centre. it's a pretty tame one all things considered, but I still fucking hate it

got tuesday off so the runts left at work are going to have fun with the bank holiday backlog. haha runts

>>75384681
Do you do PPI or something?

>>75384689
is that a projection?

imagine being awake at 4 am

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why hasn't jezza announced UBI

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>>75384596
I don't need to imagine it desu. I live in pic related.
>>75384560
>>75384617
>yfw we have loot on display in our museums.

willy willy BUM BUM POO POO fart

fart poo?

a willy willy bum bum fart poo!

simple as

>>75384698
lived with a gf before.

did my head in. all my autistic pursuits and preferences had to be binned. also you inevitably begin arguing about shit.

>>75384729
the quality of the ingredients above all, you can add lemon as well

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

I can feel poo, coming out the bum tonight

Oh pee

I've been waiting for this willy, all my fart

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PUT TOOTHPASTE ON MY WILLY HOLE!!!

>BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
said the frog

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>when Tim posts 4 similar pictures, 2 smiling and 2 serious

>>75384742
>I still fucking hate it
Yeah it's total shite.

>>75384748
Nah, work for a large financial services company. Can't be more specific because doxxable info but it's a company that you and everyone ITT has definitely heard of. I'd go so far as to say that anyone who watches telly has seen one of our adverts in the last week.

anyone fancy a game of willy wars after school? pls no pooing this time

>>75384415
Sylveon
Gay type Pokemon from the 6th generation.
Essentially fur-bait in Pokemon form which evolves via the molestation simulator they added.

annoys me that the tories would refuse to do Universal Income, just because they're puritanical about doing work.

>>75384773
RETURN OUR RELICS AND STOLEN ARTIFACTS YOU IMPERIAL PIGDOGS

>>75384698
>pool money with a female
have you lost your mind

>>75384773
looks like a cool place desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sKHYaMLl5A

>>75384852
slathered my cock and balls with toothpaste once for a laugh and it felt like they were freezing and burning at the same time

interesting sensation

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than living alone

>>75384860
I'VE GOT TO PRAISE YOU LIKE I SHOULD

>>75384770
>unironic supporter of IRA
>supports it being flooded with pakis

>>75384868
yes of course
universal income in a country of 60million people would work

>>75384818
>>75384687
>>75384607
>>75384592
mate if i wanted to read the labour manifesto i would have googled it

>>75384812
Yes, but living in Australia i don't even know what those ingredients are.

I think rice is used, not pasta. It's basically the rice version of spaghetti bolognese, but with curry instead of bolognese, right?

>>75384879
Help us annex Denmark and we have got ourselves a deal.
>>75384892
It's nice, but also a bit boring.

>>75384617
they can do it again if they like
would rather have viking invaders than muslim invaders

>>75384938
POO IS COMING OUT OF MY WILLY

>>75384961
yes masser

>>75384961
>It's nice, but also a bit boring.
the so-called life

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on the search for a partner, a soulmate, a teammate in the game of life

>>75384887
well i've never had a gf or been friends with a girl so i don't know
there must be some thrifty women though right

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would love to live alone in a nice terrace house

>show is praised by leftists for depicting minorities
>it depicts them as extremely dysfunctional even more so then normal characters in comedies
Seriously.

steak is still defrosting and wont be ready for a while! yet i would imagine

quality thread

>>75384933
it might sound absurd.

but think how absurd a generation of people enslaved in pointless work like call-centres is?

consumerism is a dead-end. there should be a less economic growth. less materialism. in exchange for more free time.

>>75385010
>xenofeminism

Is that about aliens?

Fuck off, British scum (not include Scottish, English, Welsh or north Irish)

>everyone on /brit/ works in a call centre

That explains the rorke posting

>>75385032
>steak is still defrosting

You know you have to leave it at room temperature for 24hrs right?

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whos on the lash tonight? jonno? dazzla? should be an absolutely mad one

>>75385011
all women are thrifty
experts in the divorce court industry

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ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHICH ONE OF YOU CUNTS DID THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE HERE TOOK A FUCKING SHITE........ IN ME FUCKING PINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL GO ON?????? NOONE GOING TO SPEAK UP???!?!??!?!!!

FUCKING CUNTS THE LOTTA YOU

>>75385069
no i dont and you dont

>>75385010
there aren't enough fedoras in the world

>>75384940
yeah but you need to make a sauce, google the ingredients for that.

then buy curry and all the stuff, after the dish is finished, you can add some lemon. But that's more of a personnal taste, maybe you won't like it

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>>75385078
just a bit o' banter lad

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real islam has never been tried

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Icelandic game of thrones mong is throwing a tantrum about getting beaten by England's brave Eddie hall at world's strongest man LOL

>>75385068
they should be proletarians

>>75385078
my favourite post in this thread thus far.

>>75385087
jesus is lord delete this rat bastard post

>>75385032
>frozen steak

>>75385072
have no friends

>>75385010
i don't know what any of that means, i just know it's utter nonsense and i hate the thing for writing it.

>>75385068
Call centre lad here.

Not really a rorke. Pakis are absolutely fine on the phone most of the time. However the absolute worst people - by a long way - to talk to are Afro-Caribbean types from London. I have literally never had one call up who wasn't a cunt. Soon as you hear that voice coming down the line you know they're going to kick off with some bullshit.

>>75385119
doesnt she have a dick

>>75385032
Tip to defrost faster: fill the sink up with cold water and then put the steak in (make sure the steak is in a sealed plastic bag)

Just who was Stella and what was her art

>>75385158
I can delete it but we've both seen it now forever

who /Basvegas/ here?

>>75385134

YES ARE EDDIE

>>75385134
how do you get robbed in lifting
surely the man that picks up the heaviest object wins

>>75385133
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/white-supremacist-converts-to-islam-then-kills-neo-nazi-pals-for-disrespecting-his-new-faith-police/

>>75384961
>It's nice, but also a bit boring.
tell me more?

>>75385198
im in a student halls and our sink is ratchet

>>75385078
SMITHY WAHEEEEEEEYY. you aboslute ledgend smithy mate stitched him right up WAHHHEEEEEYYY

>>75385050
>consumerism is a dead-end. there should be a less economic growth. less materialism. in exchange for more free time.
too late to say so. we're in too far in that process to go back and stuff like universal income won't change a thing. this is quite fatalist but i don't see any other solution to the big economical & societal problem the world is currently facing

>>75385134
what's his argument behind getting "robbed"

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>only 50
step if up lads, i know you can do better

TOURISTS FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>75385255
SMITHY SMITHY COME ERE YOU!!!!

*graps smithy by the sides of his head and slams him into the floor*

YOU FUCKING TWAT!!! YOU PULL SHIT KIND OF SHITE EVERY TIME WE GO FOR A SESH!!!! IM DONE WITH YOU

>>75385134
>28 years old
>looks like a 46y/o white van man from all the gear

grim existence

>>75385213

Lifting has judges. Perhaps Thor had some reps turned down for not being locked out properly.

>>75385275
We're Atrocity Of The Week lads

0162 on the fucking map

>>75385209
>>75385213
Got warned for lifting a weight the wrong way once then did it a second time so the judges didn't count the last rep

Don't think it would have mattered either way because even if it had counted Eddie would have win because of coming 1st in more events, Icelandic mong is just salty

>>75385261
agree with that, the moment we give up capitalism is the moment we give up on health, education, and general well being.

humanity is bound to end, or at least shrink to a few million and be reborn in a few thousands of years or more

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>>75385202
stop doing things to susan

>>75385213
>>75385338
apparently he "double dipped" on a lift and they DQ'd his final rep

trainspotting 2 not very good

>you must be at least 21 to apply for this job

wow... racist much

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The face of hate.

>>75385390
Danny Boyle has been crap for years.

>>75385384
>the moment we give up capitalism is the moment we give up on health, education, and general well being.
shut the fuck up

> beer suddenly goes missing
> hmmm, I probably just finished it and threw it away
> crack open another one and finish it
> go for a piss
> turns out I just left my previous beer in the bathroom and it was still almost full
hahah! waheeyyy free beer lads

Eddie said he will lose all his weight once he wins WSM, wonder if he'll actually do that

>>75385372
wow, earth shattering news

>>75385372
i hate how "islamophobia" is used to shut down any criticism of islam.

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You think you're REDY for my rhymes?

>>75385442
He retired, so probably

>>75385423
Posted this numerous times in the past but I literally look identical to young Morrissey. Like I am his true doppelganger. Once a rando stopped me in the street to shake my hand because of my likeness to the man himself.

feel sick with the hunger

>>75385446
does my head in since islam is a religion not a race or ethnicity.

people to some degree choose to be muslim.

>>75385423
hopefully normies will stop pretending they get the Smiths

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d-bD1pR8HM

literal choon lads

>>75385439
haha bloody plonker

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The Future.

>>75385458
remember this show

Ahh yes did the big fat chav lift the thing, did he lift the thing more than the other big fat retards? Very impressive...

flat earth is real

My fair lady is my favourite film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3mC4485Ue0

>>75385528
I miss this cartoon, desu

tummy's churning and heart is beating really fast

>>75385583
was shit tbqh

>visitting the parents over the weekend
>they've invited a friend over
>their friend is trying to talk to me
>dad is blasting annoying music

hate to be a fun sponge but shall be retreated to my room.

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when u fink you've ran out of beer right but then you rummage around in your bag and there's another bottle hidin in there aha spot on xx

perfecto

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495979805428.webm

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>>75385230
>tell me more?
Well, it's called Ålesund. It's a pretty city, and its surroundings is among the best nature Norway has to offer. But the city is small, only 50k in population so ultimately it's not a city in which you can "do anything" as they say. You have the same bars the same clubs which will get new owners and names sometimes, but they're still the same, and you have just a couple of banks, different types of stores, and a lot of houses. Cafés and restaurants are plentiful tho.

>>75385563
george cukor is the prime example of why american cinema should have been hit with autodafés

Souls of Mischief lads

>>75385428
>the moment we give up capitalism is the moment we give up on health, education, and general well being.
>shut the fuck up
you absolute O S T R I C H

maybe humans can come back to a more natural form of life but only on a small scale

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>>75385022
You'll have to board 10 foreign students to pay half of your mortgage.

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>>75385385
k last one (today)

where did this furry mong come from

>>75385596
*listens to your tummy noises*

4 cans down boys. going doopin mental tonight

wouldn't mind touching a breast

http://i.4cdn.org/biz/1495957300219.jpg

>>75385672
capitalism and the société of consommation is whats creating all the deeds our generation is living

going to the cannabis shop anyone need anything

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>there was once a time when working people could afford to have their own house

>>75385724
cannabis

>>75385615
Don't think so

But i'm 21, this show was released in 2008, maybe it influences my point of view.

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>fags are posting in the straight Pokephilia thread again

>>75385718
Pics

>>75385724
'o

>>75385642
doesn't seem too bad if you can travel every now and then

>>75385749
fuck it's that old?

time flies dunnit

>>75385754
think a swift punch to the hippocampus would sort you out mate, allow me to oblige?

>>75385677
caterwauled

>>75385754
'nce

i've made mistakes and i've been hard hit

i say so what, so what if i did?

i'm the clear eyed, i'm the comeback kid

>>75385730
will never understand why people in britain are so obsessed with owning a home
would much rather have universal rent controls and affordable housing for all

>>75385826
gay

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>When work colleagues all go to lunch together to some overpriced café and i have to go and waste £4 on a tiny sandwich episode because otherwise i look like an office spoilt sport.

>>75385720
did I say it was perfect? this is the system that has worked the best for humanity until now, until we find another one but that's not very likely...

anyway, gonna have me some dinner, buh bye
>>75385642
read the above ^ (for the dinner, I'll be back)

>>75385769
Yeah, true. I have no major complains. But I'd say Bergen is better. Not the nature, but at least the city is.

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>>75385759

*inspects your willy*

christ, neet life has left me out of touch. i was wondering where the routine >work tomorrow posting was but then i realised its the bank holiday tomorrow

need to sort myself out

>>75385852
>not just going on an office maccies run

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Who is this generation's Monty Don?

>>75385837
I'm autistic about some things.
I'd love to have a garage full of lifting equipment
a kitchen full of ridiculous equipment like a tandoor oven, one of those chinese wok stoves, pizza oven, some sort of indoor grill
a very nice study
and a garden full of herbs, spices, fruits and vegetables.

>>75385675
gonna move back in with mum and dad and make a fortune off of crypto currency

Yanks don't half have some fucking front I tell you what

>>>/tv/83289139

>>75385777
aye...

>2007 was 10 years ago
>TF2 is 10 yo

Jesus...

The so called plan: take 1mg xanax and drink Mikkeller beers until I can go meet the gf

>>75385889
then you shall inspect in the shade

>>75385861
>this is the system that has worked the best for humanity until now
because it numbs us down and only creates passiveness
pasolini said some very interesting stuff about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtZCcwScGBE

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>>75385920
>start my new job tomorrow
at least it'll be quiet

*steps it up a notch*

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it's nice when the good guys wins

the goofy gf (penguin of doom)

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495946477354.webm

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>>75385920
>tfw life revolves around work so much i'm already thinking about tuesday.

>>75385987
what a disgusting body
no idea why people get into this stuff

>>75385642
would have no regrets doing porridge for atomising the absolute RUNT who built that gay rock sculpture

>my younger brother of whom was born in 1997 turns 20 later this year

feels really weird and wrong. it should still be 2011 tbqh

>>75385977
what are you going to do?

>>75385954
bought two copies of that piece of shit for me and my mate before it went free to play and then never touched it again

last time i ever trust the valve jew

>>75385837
fuck OFF you commie shill twat.

>>75386032
call centre

Used to watch some of Shoenice's videos and just thought he was a nice guy who was a bit slow but after watching some of his interviews this dude is the biggest fucking sociopath ever.

He is so fucking creepy and this guy never blinks either..fucking weirdo

You up for meeting Scottish labia lads?

https://twitter.com/JamieRoss7/status/868764222859206657

>>75386024
>rock sculpture
You don't have those in your highlands?

>>75386086
sad existence

>>75386002
*holds up spork*

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are white people stronger because of neanderthal admixture?

I don't feel manly or that I have a purpose in life

>>75386096
Scottish people are by and large very unhealthy and unattractive, I intend to steer well clear of Scottish labia

>>75386059
Yea, post F2P TF2 is pure trash

I don't even wanna talk about Over(rated)watch

>cant respect women who arent feminists
>cant like women who are feminists
dont think there's a one woman who is neither somewhat of a bimbo nor empowered/uncontrollable

>Day off work tomorrow
>Got nothing to do
>Will spend my day off getting more and more anxious that I'm wasting my day off
>Work the next day

Wanna wash the car lads but people will think I'm a weirdo doing it this late.

Also it was spitting a minute ago

>>75386002
That fucking crying at the end, what a weak and pathetic creature. Why are females so pathetic? Do they possess not an ounce of stoicism or resilience to pain? They are like little children.

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>>75385865
miss marthe from bergen

>tell girls I'm taking a nap so they leave me alone

Haha, love this me. Must sleep 15 hours a day

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*skulls my pint*
phwoar

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I AM ROMANIAN
FUCK THIS

>>75386189
>tfw counter strike source is dead
>tfw it's the only game from my childhood i can still enjoy

why are the 2010s so shit lad

>>75386228
why don't you just get up early, hve a few beers around lunch time in the sun, have a really big meal at 6, then go crash out before midnight.

>>75386263
child birth is quite painful so i hear

I CAN SWEAR I CAN JOKE
I SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND

IF I DRINK IF I SMOKE
I KEEP UP WITH THE GUYS

AND YOU'LL SEE ME HOLDIN' UP
MY MIDDLE FINGER TO THE WORLD

FUCK YOUR RIBBONS AND YOUR PEARLS
COZ I'M NOT JUST A PRETTY GIRL

back from london
feels good to not see darkies everywhere I go

>he doesn't lift

loooool

Gagging for a race war
Not a racist just hate whites
Simple as.

>>75386337
played so much CSS when i was a youngin

i haven't been on a night out ever since that paki fingered me in a pub toilets.

They won Roy,

>>75386228
may want to try being youself

gas the kulaks
enslave the blacks
rape the women

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Realizing the cause of terrorism and trying to prevent attacks is racist. The best thing to do is live with terrorism as a part of our daily lives and to be stoic about them

back from dublin
feels good not to see darkies everywhere i go

>>75386380
tune

>>75386228
May want to try binning yourself

watching blaire white

want to see his willy

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>muslim friend just exploded

>>75386384
what endz were you in

>>75386391
was a good game tbqh

I can still find servers on the weekend if im feeling it

did that nazi-pug scotlad get thrown in jail or was he let off?

>>75386451
23,000 Muslim extremists in the country. Only have the resources to surveil 3000 at any one time

do i feel depressed because i did a shit ton of coke yesterday?

back from Snowdon, nearly died after trying the watkins path in trainers. visibility dropped to 10m past 750m~

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>>75385935
Great post deserving of replies

>>75386515
3000 plots at any one time, they only monitor 500 at a time actively

>>75386297

Sorry lad just taking a nap
Will reply in a min

>>75386451
just b urself :^)

>>75386526
DUDE

>>75386500
do you still play videogames? totally stopped me. feels like theres not much good games coming out nowadays

>>75386451
Just be myself

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Anyone else find this animation really REALLY unnerving?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK6Ty-uLIwM

whats your favourite tube line lads

>>75386526
Yes, can't do coke comedowns anymore
can't think of anything but the 'cide

>>>/tv/83286572

This kills the bookfags

>>75386628
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotoscoping

It's real people, traced with inhuman proportions.That causes the movements to look both recognisable and also unnatural

reeee gf is at a festival that I didn't want to go to....wish I'd gone now

RREEEE

>>75386628
Catchy song desu

>>75386480
was staying in an airbnb in tower hamlets

>>75386609
rarely, if i do it's to fill the void of nostalgia or simple boredom

games are utter shite and nothing but a time sink, looking back at the hours i spent makes me wince tbqh

might head down to London for a couple days
hostels in central seem.reasonably priced

>>75386696
Red flag

>>75386667
Victoria for the speed and frequency of it

Jubilee extension for the aesthetic of the stations & platform edge doors

Needless to say, Crossrail/Elizababeth line will BTFO all others, even if the route is a lot less useful for me

Eating bacon and petting my dog.

Fuck Jizzlam.

middlesbrough is paki town.

>>75386694
GRRM has never had any intention of finishing the books since the TV show was greenlit. For some reason he seems content for the show to be the lasting legacy even though everything past season one of GoT has been complete dogshit.

gf just did this to me
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495794685571.webm

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Really like this outfit on are Riley

>>75386733
Attending a festival is a red flag? Please elaborate

>>75386721
tru but some of them were really good and had quite some fun. good stuff to do when bored

>>75386759
pics

>>75386785
She is taking MDMA and having sex with strangers RIGHT NOW

Lads how do I reverse search videos?

Genuinely think I've found someone I know in a facial webm.

porn rots the brain

>>75386696
your gf is probably riding nigger cock at her festival

>>75386736
really like the bakerloo line 2bh

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Please rate my summer fit today

>>75386810
young people dont do mdma now. its all coke and ketamine. unfortunately.

>>75386785
probably sniffing lines of mdma off of chad and tyrones cocks

>>75386839
My legs are that thin too thats why I dont wear shorts

>>75386846
>ketamine

That was a thing when I was a teenager. Does this shit just go in cycles?

>>75386846
>>75386852
>>>/incel/

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Love her

>>75386776
riley reid is a rotten cunt desu

>>75386803
aye but the lustre wears off though, just doesn't live up to when i was a kid having lan parties on cs with me mates

>>75386839
Why did you think ironing your shorts was cool

Daily dose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_mD4zq90Nw

>>75386846
wrong

>>75386810
>>75386831
insecure cucks

keeps texting me saying she wishes I was there, she's taken some ket hehe

>>75386852
>snorting MDMA

I can see you've a lot of real life experience with women and drugs :)

>>75386958
ISIS HAVE KIDNAPPED MUMMY MAY!

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just dropped a fat log in this river

>>75386085
no

>>75387003
nice reddit image

>>75386988
>she's taken some ket hehe

She's taken a cock or two as well. The texting sounds like her rationalising

Absolute runts.

>>75387003
bizarre post tbqh

Is the point literally just a pun about taking a shit?

>>75387003
where is this

There isn't even a festival on this weekend you fucking virgins

>>75387055
shut up baltscum
get annexed by russia again soon please

asdadadsadasdsad

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>>75387087
Big Weekend

lots of young women walking around in revealing clothes today lads

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>>75386391
>tfw another french anon takes your place while you take a shit

>>75387105
delete it

wish it was summer here

I only tend to browse Facebook, 4chan and Youtube these days. The internet is so boring now.

thankfully it's not summer

LOVE the no bra meme

USE OLD

>>75384401
>>75384401
>>75384401
>>75384401
>>75384401

wish it was winter all the time

*slut-shames you*

>>75385966
technically yes, but believe it or not, the average person's mind was less stimulated 500 years ago than now

>>75387218
>everything is a meme

You fucking retard, kill yourself.

>>75386228
me

>>75387122
sauce