/brit/+/newbrit/

*taps gopro as i filter past you at dangerous speed*

YOUTUBE MATE YOU'RE GONNA BE ON IT

HUNT THE RUNT
MAKE IT SQUEAL

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hate it

just hate it

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IVE BECOME
SO NUMB

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*reads with great interest*

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Gonna keep drinking.
Maybe go for a curry.
Think about how terribly alone I am.

>losing a presidential election campaign to Mr Bog Fart

https://soundcloud.com/bbc_com/entodoelmundo

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australia
pamant romanesc

>>75381878
oh that's not a good look

fear i end up looking like that if i ever go bald

>>75381834
fantastic post

was there anything in particular that inspired the wording?

>>75381891
good one mate ;)

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>>75381891
same but I don't even like curry

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Who /incel/ here

poh-kee-mahn GO to the polls

>>75381878
*places a mini saddle on the curve*

>>75381963
nah

*doesn't let the sun go down on me*

>president Poonald Dongshart

Kind of always kneeeeeeeeew

which watchlists do you think youre on lads

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Hello from Norway.

Why is this happening?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4546482/Bank-Holiday-ring-steel-Security-ramped-1300-events.html

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/huge-scale-of-terror-threat-revealed-uk-home-to-23-000-jihadists-3zvn58mhq

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/england-dials-terror-threat-spies-flag-23-000-extremists-article-1.3200989

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/in-depth/terror/britain-home-to-23000-jihadists/news-story/f9184e17a424e2ee2162e07b40b01671

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mi5-race-hire-spooks-record-10515195

no gf
no job
no friends

literally might as well kill myself

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>enjoy cooking and be good at it
>the gf wants to cook for me whenever she's around
>she's shite at it
>spergs out if I offer to teach her
>stuck eating awful food and can't even comment about what she could have done differently or she will start crying

>>75381963
im not really sure - i think i would be but ive never even tried to be a normie so i can't say with certainty

Germans have no place in the human race

gf is coming home in 20 minutes and I STILL haven't finished my wank
oh dear oh dear

life sure is depressing lads.

>work a stressful job
>earn above average wages but still confined to a flatshare that i despise
>sleep-deprived
>diet consists of starving and binge-eating
>too tired during my free-time to do anything productive that I want to do, just end up shitposting.
>no friends
>no prospect for a girlfriend
>crave weekends but don't ever do anything interesting on them
>in the process of changing jobs, so this year I won't get holidays.
>working just to survive with a vague hope it will all turn out better at some point in the future

I only consider Reddit for intellectual discussion because people have usernames they quickly learn to know the trolls and stop replying

Here it's just a shitpostmfest

>>75382033
rhymes with nuslims

>>75382020
all of them

>>75382020
MI5 is probably watching me for all the pro-IRA stuff i post haha
*puts a nailbomb in their wheelie bin*

hate people who believe in justice and equality.
just a convenient neutral point for disadvantaged people.
the only biologically authentic ideals are self-interest and dominance tempered by the social contract.

>>75382073
fuck off deano

>>75382020
the "lads who've shagged this yank runts nan" list

>>75382041
stop wanking and fuck her when she arrives

daftie

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>I only consider Reddit for intellectual discussion because people have usernames they quickly learn to know the trolls and stop replying

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Never dealing with White Women again.

>>75382073
Is that so?
*beats you to death while you praise me for following nature's way*

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>tfw 29 year old virgin

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What does/did your dad do, /brit/?
Mine was a quality assurance executive for a soft drink company.
Good money and benefits, but ultimately meaningless work.

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Just copped this

*starts singing luck be a lady tonight while dancing with cane*

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RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT
RUNT HUNT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XanyPq5BcoA

>Women
No thanks, I'll stick with boys x

>>75382140
can't believe I'm sharing a thread with utter specimens like you

>>75382131
social contract, lad
if you want people randomly beating you up and stealing, go live in the hood

>>75382142
physics teacher
eventually head of the science department.

>>75382055
except the downvotes prevent any discussion and just make every thread a circlejerk depending on which group got there first

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Hei fra Norge!

>Boys
No thanks, i'll stick with men

>>75382055
well fuck off to reddit then you cretin. as if you'd have anything remotely intellectual to say about anything, you fucking ponce.

>>75382035
similar problems here

Learning about Ireland lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQvaGt9B6H0

>>75382104
Fuck off yank you don't get the deano gimmick
>>75382176
Never signed a contract

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>>75382033
Hmm... will I be taking the time of out of my browsing of this /brit/ thread to open not one, not two, not three, not four but five separate links to external websites? Will I be opening each of those links, digesting the material on the other side of each one independently before moving on to the next and then finally constructing a post which ties together a coherent response building upon the content of all 5 links? Will I be doing all that, taking quite possibly upwards of 20 minutes of my free time all for the sake of perhaps one or two potential (You)s? No I won't be doing that. And I won't be opening any other links posted by yourself or anyone else ITT because I do not under any circumstances open links posted in these threads.

>>75380967
Reminder that curfews, stop and frisk, strip searches, internment and unlawful executions were performed in Northern Ireland because of the risk of 100 IRA members.

However, it would, for some reason that I still haven't discerned, be entirely against the rule of law and order to deport some of the muslim terrorists apparently and instead we must give them more things for free.

>>75382035
you sure seem like a pussy

>>75382142
been on bennies for about 10 years
I even had a job during some of that time, although I've moved out a few years back

>>75382223
simply shannot be reading a single letter of this drivel

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Halloen fra Noreg da vet du!

HOWLING at the fact that people on here make fun of reddit, meanwhile they sit in the same thread all day full of NEETS telling us they "just did a poo"

>crying about being lonely

quite like my own company 2bh. had friends at one point but was never really too attached to them and usually felt like a third wheel anytime I was around them so just stopped bothering to keep in contact with them
>no I don't have a facebook account or any of the 20 million subsequent social media platforms that have popped up in the interim

can't find my wallet with 15 ether in it hahaha

>>75382035
>let's cook together
problem solved

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>>75382189
I'd have some cheek and jowl off that.
Nothing wrong with using every part of the animal.
Don't think I could do eye or brain though.

>>75382283
>quite like my own company

t. small business owner

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>well fuck off to reddit then you cretin. as if you'd have anything remotely intellectual to say about anything, you fucking ponce.

mate's gf is really lovely

>>75382266
*squirts some hot diarrhea into your gob*

hehe fuck off to reddit mate

>>75382203
Just read a book you child

>>75382223
not one letter registered

>>75382283
i don't mind not having friends.
the lack of a gf causes a pain in my bosom.

>>75381937
you're my inspiration

I hate it when people just murder each other, absolutely nigger tier behaviour.

don't think normos have ever had an original thought in their entire lives. just programmed consumers from birth.

>>75382047
I hope you were exaggerating when you wrote this

>>75382326
Don't care that much

>>75382346
Muslims are very good at that.

>>75382294
Right on.

What do you usually eat in England btw? What's the most common meal?

>>75382351
Is this one of your original thoughts? Of course not, you just parrot what you hear on 4chan, you're worse than "normos" in every possible way

When do you think Apple / Samsung will need to reset their marketing numbers for new phones?

Like it would be terribly uncool to release "the new iPhone 26" or "the new Samsung Galaxy S17".

>>75382351
yeah, thinking about video games and not having a gf or social life is so much more profound

>>75382395
>What's the most common meal?
spaghetti bolognese

>>75382395
beans on toast

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>>75382189

>>75382144
Kys please

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>>75382395
No meals for us lad, it's Ramadan

>>75382395
turkey twizzlers

thoughts on the new video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXHHQzZ8Oo8

turn off adblockers please

>>75382395
crisp sandwiches

>>75382434
agreed. dog nonces should be put to death

>>75382395
Sunday roast, fish n chips, full english breakfast, shepherds pie, cottage pie, casserole, stew, sandwiches.

>>75382372
nah its accurate.
I'm sleep deprived for 2 reasons which may seem silly to you.

My housemates wake up at 5 in the morning and make noise in the morning that wakes me up most days - earplugs seem to fall out of my ears.

I usually go to bed too late to deal with this, because i only get round to cooking at about 7pm and i only finish eating at 10pm

Here we are...

>>75382412

Don't care

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the gf

if i ever met an all powerful genie i'd wish for there to be a new adam sandler movie every 4 months

you lads smoke weed and that yeah?
just rolled two little spliffies
smoke one now, the other in a bit

>>75382434
Those other dogs were never blamed for anything. Rottweilers and pitbulls are inherently aggressive, though, that is literally what they have evolved for, fighting and killing.

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>>75382547
cheeky

>>75382547
Pics

*in the voice of randy marsh*
SHELLLEHHHHHH

making a morse code translator on my arduino. you send it a phrase through the serial bus from your computer and it makes the light blink the morse code for that

Desperately need my knackers trampled on by a horde of jogging mums

>>75382485
>3 hours to cook and eat
What

>and that

stop saying this

*wakes up at 11am*
*cooks a greasy full english breakfast*
*catches up on tv while munching of assorted crisps until 2pm*
*has a shower, does my hair, getsw dressend in sunday best*
*sets off to Col's house*
*gets the the pub at 4pm*
*spends ~£50*
*stumbles in at 11:30pm*

ah yes well done normies, another bank holiday well spent

>>75382595
i lift as an escapism.

i try to make big and tasty dinners.

>>75382580
Sounds really useful........... *wanders off to the next universe to talk to someone more interesting*

>>75382451
couldn't care less about this autistic skeleton freak

fuck off

>>75382562
>evolved
lol

>>75382587
*tramples on your knackers*

how do you have your tea lads

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>>75382395
It varies a lot. Hard to pick a single meal to represent an entire nation.
I'd say the sunday roast is the best representation. A nice joint of lamb, pork or beef, or a whole chicken served as a family meal. The seasonings will vary, but rosemary is common for all but pork. Chicken can be wrapped in bacon, to keep the meat tender. Lamb should be served with mint sauce, and beef with horseradish.

I'm a nice guy but girls don't see that

>>75382631
Why lol?

>>75382644
pg tips, milk, 1 sugar

>>75382628
words can hurt peoples feelings

>>75382622
Sounds like a good time

>>75382485
Can't you change your sleep schedule to wake up around 5 then, lifting in the early morn is the most comfy time

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>>75382575

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there is literally nothing wrong with being an autistic skeleton

reading Carl Jungs Memories, Dreams, Reflections

>>75382672
because you mean bred

>>75382622
I've spent the last two days on /brit/ so that sounds great tbf

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>>75382047
>too tired during my free-time to do anything productive that I want to do, just end up shitposting.

delete this

>>75382691
alri froggy hands

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>women are all evil
>blacks are all evil
>asians are all evil
>mexicans are all evil
>muslims are all evil
>gays are all evil
>pedos are all evil
>jews are all evil
>poles are all evil
>billionaires are all evil
>having more then 1 scoop of ice-cream isn't disrespectful

Wonder what its like to be a Trump supporter thinking 99% of the worlds population is evil, no wonder they are such losers.

>>75382690
Did you use the ol' 'chine?

>>75382690
>aston villa
HOWLING

watching Carl Hungs Spermories, Wet-dreams and Erections

>>75382644
I don't like tea.
I normally have my coffee with a bit of milk, and no sugar though. I usually add a little salt to the shitty office stuff, though.

getting a bit pissed with my mates always telling me to find a gf

can't be fucked with it

>>75382686
i do lift early in the morning - personally hate it - the body is best attuned to undertaking physical activity in the afternoon not first thing in the morning - but my gym is always choca blocka after 5

its the eating thing which keeps me awake. i can't eat earlier because my house mates arrive home earlier than me so i end up cooking last.

i also don't enjoy my freetime after work. its always a struggle of trying to cook and eat as quickly as possible.

>>75382740
the mini 'chine
>>75382744
n-no bully pls

>>75382675
good lad

>>75382736
who are you quoting

>>75382691
Stop makig excuses for me.

>>75382424
My favorite. I'll make that in a bit.
>>75382445
Lel.
>>75382476
Sounds yummy.

>>75382646
I see. What do I cook if I want to impress a british girl?

Also, is it easy for a Norwegian to get it on with a proper English girl?

>>75382717
>Selective breeding is not evolution

read a book m8, better yet, read two.

>>75382768
sounds unpleasant

i don't like coffee though

>>75382736
Well have you even met a Pole

>>75382772
*puts on a skirt*
there you go m8 you've found one

>>75382283
solitude is quite nice but I need a bit of a balance

>>75382768
vile yank

Imagine having sex with a girl. Literally sticking your penis in her vagina as she moans and squirms in delight. Mental!

>>75382622
>home before midnight

Creasing do brits really do this?

>>75382736

Dumb post

watching styxhexenhammer666 and browsing /x/

>>75382648
Same. I just don't understand why girls don't see that. I guarantee I would treat my gf 10x better than the normie joe. Would treat her like an absolute queen. I would do anything she asked of me and spend all the money I can on her. Would never in a million years consider cheating on anyone

>>75382451
>hes had a heptic week because of some twitter jokes about his disappearance at a concert thousands of miles away from where he lives


thought he'd develop a thicker skin by now 2bh

>>75382736
>Trump supporters think billionaires are evil
>Trump supporters
I don't think you thought that post out very well.

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>>75382845
>viginposting in 2017

>>75382885
yeah i guess he's one of those autists who can't take any joke at his expense

>>75382691
What in the fuck. You legit have webbed hands

>>75382876
good lad

currently looking through this thread
>>>/x/19054381

>>75382784
Couldn't you lads work out a rota and cooked shared meals?

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>>75382803
I'd say the opinion on Scandinavian people is generally positive here

honestly if you talk to enough girls one will gf you, for most average seeming blokes.

problem is finding girls to talk to and that is more of a british problem because talking to strangers is looked down upon

>>75382880
Aye but out in the world you're a soft wee doormat and that makes all the difference

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Anyone else /postinginthenude/?

>>75382845
imagine being GAY and doing gay willy things absolutely outrageous

Women have an extremely instinctive revulsion for me

>>75382942
>you lads work out a rota
the rota is they come before me and are cooking when i get home so i have to wait for them to finish

>shared meals
i lift so i'd rather control my own nutrition.

>lifting
why?

>>75383012
Ask them to cook you a portion

gonna have a food

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>>75382947

>>75382951
Also it gets much much harder as you get older.

t. 30 y/o KHV

>>75382880
could you defend her in a fight? could you make her laugh? would you impress her friends on any level? are you emotionally stable? do you have any kind of social status? do you even have reasonable social skills? are you interesting?

If no on all counts of more than 1 or 2, literally doesn't matter how 'nice' you are, you are dull and useless to a woman. and that's literally not their fault, just the way they are wired.

>>75382880

Women like to be bossed about mate. They don't want a wet lettuce that they can walk all over.

>>75382845
fantasy trumps the reality

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>Tfw remember asking in a nightclub smoking area the time and she looked at me with a great deal of disgust just for trying to speak to her

i wasn't trying to chat her up my phone ran out of battery

Seriously can't imagine just walking up to a girl as a complete stranger and start talking to her in any situation whatsoever unless I was pissed in a pub

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>>75382803
Honestly, anything that requires a little effort or knowledge will impress. I'll often do a beef bourginon, or coq au vin. They're easy to do, taste good, and aren't too expensive. If I'm going for something fancy, maybe Mignon au poivre. Exotic food is also good, like tom yum, or pho.

Your accent will help a lot with English women. Just don't be a sperg

>>75383012
>my own choices result in negative consequences
>let me whinge about it
Nah fuck off

>>75382880
You sound repulsive tbqh.

t. woman

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>>75383064
doing a SERIOUS think on this post

>>75383056
I'm going to save that image it's funny

>>75382982
just in me undercrackers atm

>>75382880
most people want a partner not a servant

>>75383096
Same desu

Quite awkward around women when sober

>>75383094
Time you got a watch

>>75383131
if i didn't have to share a kitchen and living quarters with complete strangers my own choices wouldn't result in any problems.

unfortunately i have an unwarranted alarm bell. i also have a kitchen that doesn't become available until times at which cooking my preferred meal means that i have to forsake some sleep.

yep nothing again
agh nothing

>>75383129
I have never touched a breast

>>75383091
You speak from experience la?

came in a black benz left in a white one

>>75383159
What do I get?

>>75383096
can't imagine it even if i was pissed

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>Same. I just don't understand why girls don't see that. I guarantee I would treat my gf 10x better than the normie joe. Would treat her like an absolute queen. I would do anything she asked of me and spend all the money I can on her. Would never in a million years consider cheating on anyone

>>75383204
fondled a birds tits in a nightclub a couple weeks ago

wanted to give her one up the fanny but she chickened out

>>75383076
>Women like to be bossed about
Ummmmmm sweetie, do you know what year it is :))

>>75383096
I spark up a chat on a bus or train sometimes. if it's busy and i get landed next to one, i actually think it's less awkward than sitting there in silence. have secured a few numbers that way.

>>75383096
This a meme pushed by the PUA community, in real life you meet women through mutual friends/common interests or on dating apps

>>75383213
cum = white

came = ejaculated

ejaculated inside black car = made it white car

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>>75383194
Did she have to make me feel so disgusted at myself though?

was it that much of a crime?

>>75383198
So move out

>>75383125
Sounds good to me. What is a nice place to visit except London (only place I've been)

>>75383096

Only time I can approach women is when on loads of coke

I've drank 10 pints and still been too afraid to try and chat up women

Crashed my replica Batmobile into the public library. Who cares? Got 3 more. There's levels to this shit.

>>75382434
why are dobermans considered dangerous? they may be vicious, but they're lean as fuck and probably wouldn't stand a chance in a fight with any of the other dogs in that pic (let alone a real threat like a bear, big cat or wolf)

>>75383282
She's probably just a cunt, learn to think of people as individuals

is it worth giving up porn or will i just get more weird?
i feel like if i had loads of shit to do to fill the free time it'd be alright but there's literally nothing

tes vi just announced lads
>voiced protag
>questline centered around settlement building
>5 voice actors
>no sidequests or factions
>in skyrim again
>console exclusive
>day 1 dlc

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Absolutely HOWLING at Scouserunts


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_C4PDSfQJA

>geggin in
>cob on
>scran

How do they come up with this?

got called a pick-up artist in greggs

>>75383362
Shouldn't watch porn, simple as

>>75383282
Women are engineered through millions of years of evolution to view any male with weak genes as a potential threat and to keep their distance from him

>>75383394
what happened lad

>>75382434
never seen a vicious german shepherd 2bqh, most of them seem pretty docile and sweet


rottweilers and pitbulls are cunts though. they're black people dogs. not sure if ive ever ran into a doberman.

>>75383289
can't
notice period is too long + i haven't got anywhere else to live

+ its a good place for proximity to work and price. What good is it to move to a different flatshare with different problems?

been agitated and anxious all weekend, like i'm waiting for something bad to happen but I don't know what it is

>>75383432

tried picking up a lass in greggs the other day. she immediately mocked my short stature and receded chin then laughed at me. will try greggs again tomorrow

>>75383423
but what about all the 'ambient' shit (idk a better way to put it)

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I'm 20 and my dad was shouting at me for not eating broccoli

>>75383383
keks

>>75383466
did you do a lot of drugs/alcohol recently?

>>75383485
Did I fucking stutter?

mental how some lads have loads of sex whimsically

whilst for others its perfectly impossible.

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>>75383293
It depends entirely on what you want.
Edinburgh is probably the UKs second best city for tourists.
The roman ruins at bath are great. Newcastle is a cheap, fun city with some great architecture , near hadrians wall, the angel of the north. The lake district and exmoor/dartmoor are great if you like long walks and nature. I'd avoid the midlands though. Not much there worth visiting.

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>>75383234
you get this picture whether you like it or not

what's your excuse for not liking broccoli

>>75383383
>keks

Is this fucking serious?

>>75383515
no

>>75383476
alan?

>>75383532
Lame

>>75383525
blame hookup culture
people were already like that to an extent, but stuff like tinder magnifies it.

>>75383383
blew my mind when people at uni didn't know what 'geg in' meant

my 20 year old runt of a son refused to eat his greens again today. christ, you'd think he would know better at his age

Uni in the UK:

>Year one: Literally counts for nothing. Grades don't matter so everyone spends the year drinking and whoring out.

>Year 2: Barely any lecture time. Still counts for a small fraction of final grade so everyone still just drinks and fucks off all year

Year 3: OH FUCK WE HAVE TO WRITE A DISSERTATION WORTH 95% OF OUR GRADE AND WE HAVEN'T LEARNED ANYTHING.

My guilty pleasure is throwing around money and seeing cheap sluts becoming interested.

Like if I act super horny and drunk and throw a few hundred quid around at a strip club the slut per square foot index skyrockets in seconds, it's uncanny.

i like it just fine

hate it

>>75383522
steady on lad

dont care

when i was at uni, i spent most of my time on the bog pooing and weeing. didnt have time for getting drunk or actually working towards my degree

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>>75383603
>everyone spends the year drinking and whoring out

>>75383588
feels weird being an outsider to the normal culture of my peers to be frank.

>>75383606
girls feel the same way when they flash tits


money = our breasts

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was there a more on point man in history?

>>75382036

There are only normies in Australia, Australia is the most normie country on this planet.

>>75383683
adolf hitler

>>75383683
your dad

>>75383669
wish i could relate tbqh
moving schools fucked my life up

>>75383282
She was just rude. Lots of rude people about, if the bitch had screwed her face up to me, I would have said something like 'i asked for the time, not a shitty attitude, haha, cunt'

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Using a vpn. Posting from my country house (not in London desu, enjoying the Spring air)

>>75383535
Ah yes, the superior white race

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watching anime for the first time
i think this one is called "asuka" or something

*scuttles around in my cage, rooting through the damp straw with my snout*
snunfnfnn... grrr.... *sniff, sniff sniff* ..... hmmmm
*snaps up a worm I find slithering in the mud*
gromph nom nom mmmm

*takes another picture of my cat*

*am about to post it on /brit/ but then realise nobody actually cares *

oh well

>>75383683
schopie was a hypocrite (forgivable) and a pooaboo (unforgivable)

>>75383804
I care :3

>>75383603
Erm sorry honey I spent my first two year playing videogames and wanking. xx

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got a tinder date in half an hour down the pub

rate the 'fit

post cat

abnormie here
somebody explain the following sites to me:

twitter
instagram
pinterest
snapchat

hey lads it's me turtlemong just letting you know I plan to move back home soon

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>>75383804

PPPOPOOOPOPO PO PO PO POPOPOPOPOOOPOPOOOOOOOPOPOPOO WEEW WEE WEE WEE WEE WILLY WILLY WILLY WILLY FANY !!!!!!! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT BRRRRRRRAPPPPPPP POOPOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOOOO WIIIIILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER IGGER PAKI PAKI FANNY CUNTY FANY NIGGERY CUNTY NIGGER MAN

why are men's arses so inherently funny?

simply refuse to believe benders find them attractive they way straight men find girls arses attractive

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just played on eu3 for an hour and a half got several more provinces

>>75383884
:O

>>75383900
which cunt?

bought otto fenichels psychoanalytic theory of neurosis at the second hand book shop

>>75383898
there's nothing better than burying your face into a soft, slight fuzzy arse whilst reaching forward and wanking off his cock

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>abnormie here

dad's blasting dad-rock whilst i'm trying to read

finally ban is over

>>75383884
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

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>>75383527
Thanks, you've been a good mate.
>>75383900
I played eu4 and got a couple of provinces too.

>>75383954
braap

>>75384001
lighten up you twat

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me on the left, two squares up

>>75384001
poo poo POO POO WEE WILLY BUM BUM! BUMMMSSSSS

>>75383945
>psychoanalysis
sure you didnt pick it up from the trash?

>>75383944
knights of st john
>>75384006
only in the 1550s ive got time

>>75383954
Feel like vomming at the thought of this.

>male odoured sweatpacked hairy dingleberries riddled, unshapely bum
>attractive

>>75384001
roaring at this post nglie

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>>75383898

they can't do, we straights see nice round arses as a sign of genetic fitness, not a place where we can shoot spunk to die in feces

>>75384048
>anarchist on the left
ah yes

>>75384001
did a big fuckin poo at this post

yank /brit/ meetup soon

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the gf

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>PPPOPOOOPOPO PO PO PO POPOPOPOPOOOPOPOOOOOOOPOPOPOO WEEW WEE WEE WEE WEE WILLY WILLY WILLY WILLY FANY !!!!!!! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT BRRRRRRRAPPPPPPP POOPOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOOOO WIIIIILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER IGGER PAKI PAKI FANNY CUNTY FANY NIGGERY CUNTY NIGGER MAN

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Counting neighbours are always cutting their fucking grass

>>75384006
disturbingly plausible alt-history

BA is like an analogy for the entire UK desu.

Used to be incredible, revered by the world. Emulated and trusted by all.

Now a pile of wank getting by on name recognition at all, a shadow of its former self.

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>>75383683

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can't remember what this webbum is
testing

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>>75384110
?

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>>75384140
Pretty great huh?

>>75384102
yes because every mans arse is covered in shit and sweaty

>>75384047
lighten up to what? distasteful humour? it's not even distasteful, it's literally the scrawlings of a six year old child. a grown man wrote that, not once either, i would hazard a guess. I bet the very same grown man posted similar willy/poo related posts in many threads. it's just inane crap. it is equivilent to

aoisduhfapodiugpaodigapodsnajdnvapdjfnpaodfnbsdjfnbsjfnbpsdofnbpadfnbposdfnbposdfnbposdfnbpsoifnbpsodifnbposidfnbpsodfinbpsdofknbs[odfs[gopjp

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>BA is like an analogy for the entire UK desu.

>Used to be incredible, revered by the world. Emulated and trusted by all.

>Now a pile of wank getting by on name recognition at all, a shadow of its former self.

>>75384141
>Used to be incredible, revered by the world. Emulated and trusted by all.
kek this was never true you runt

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>BA is like an analogy for the entire UK desu.
>Used to be incredible, revered by the world. Emulated and trusted by all.
>Now a pile of wank getting by on name recognition at all, a shadow of its former self.

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Nurse had to inspect my willy lads

She started touching it and it got hard, she smiled at me and I said sorry and that I couldn't control it

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>>75384048

>>75384152
>all around me are familiar faces

>>75384195
>>75384211
what is triggering about his post?

>>75384195
fuck off

i am a genetic failure

>>75384220
how big?

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>what is triggering about his post?

>>75384256
yes you are

>>75384193
>aoisduhfapodiugpaodigapodsnajdnvapdjfnpaodfnbsdjfnbsjfnbpsdofnbpadfnbposdfnbposdfnbposdfnbpsoifnbpsodifnbposidfnbpsodfinbpsdofknbs[odfs[gopjp
good post

>>75384171
stateless socialism? wtf

>>75384258
7 inch

>>75384256
me too
glad i wont reproduce

>>75384293
pics

BRRRRAAAPPPP

>>75384001
Laughing, choking, spluttering.

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>lighten up to what? distasteful humour? it's not even distasteful, it's literally the scrawlings of a six year old child. a grown man wrote that, not once either, i would hazard a guess. I bet the very same grown man posted similar willy/poo related posts in many threads. it's just inane crap. it is equivilent to

>aoisduhfapodiugpaodigapodsnajdnvapdjfnpaodfnbsdjfnbsjfnbpsdofnbpadfnbposdfnbposdfnbposdfnbpsoifnbpsodifnbposidfnbpsodfinbpsdofknbs[odfs[gopjp

>>75384293
blimey that's small for a nurse

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why is the government trying to hide this from us? question everything.