>white people cooking edition
very dire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjUWmRPpJyY
starting to think that most people who believe in extreme ideologies (that support or defend the mass-killing or deportation of people) mostly just do it for attention
Got two small pimples right in the inside of my ear. Very painful, very hard and sore. Squeezing hem doesn't seem to do much.
does a cook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
redpill me on sister sledge
>>75375905
Why do anything but for attention?
Hate the irish. Hate students. Hate seaworld. NOT a dolphin just dont like em simple as. Love mackerel.
>>75375921
more like pue
Purposefully letting myself get thirsty in the heat so that when I get home in a short while that first icy beer will taste even better
Anyone else do this?
Also let myself get hungry sometimes just so I enjoy a meal more haha
>>75375905
Genuinely believe suicide bombing is just a fad meme like transgenders. It will all blow over one day
fuckin hell dont know whats wrong with my torrent client but it simply does not work anymore lads
>>75375946
what?
starting to think that a surefire way to fixing /brit/ is to purge or exterminate all of it's isle-monkey posters
>>75375951
howling at the implication of this post
Oxford University bring in compulsory exam on Black, Asian and ethnic minority history to improve 'white curriculum'
>>75375952
Incorrect.
Post paki gf
told our Daza to not forget his pint glass again and he only goes and brings this lmao!!
should've seen the bartenders face lmfao
wish i was born in any other western country besides this one.
>did well at school and university in a good subject
>currently doing a knowledge based job at a top university
>set up to join a prestigious grad-scheme which should lead to great career opportunities
yet what does that materially all mean?
>living in london in a flatshare, hoping to one day rent an entire apartment to myself
>commuting for hours a day on the fucking tube
>living in a country that has shit weather most of the year
>living in a country where the only recreation is drinking and drugs
I wish I had born elsewhere lads. In the US i could be having sun in the fun. In Europe I could just drive/rail off into other countries for the weekend. In many countries this extreme property-poverty meme doesn't extend to people who did well at school, but here it does.
>>75375999
daza you plonker!!!
>>75375973
whom'stv'est are you referring to?
bee funny if the manny marathon was blown up. Lol
>>75375973
But.... you are an isle monkey
*camera rapidly zooms into your face showing your shocked and horrified face as you turn around and the dangly corks on your dangly cork hat slap you on the forehead*
>>75375997
>>75375997
Did one of those poos where the poo is extremely smooth and slips right out your bum with no mess at all. Love em simple as.
Hate the mummy trilogy, hate unfucked shit, HATE brendan fraser. NOT Afton Smith just love alimony simple as
>>75376005
literally every other large city in North america or australia is 10x worse than london for these things
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MR7VihPm2E
>>75376059
This is haram
>>75375905
>attention on an anonymous forum
Haha spot on lad
*walks away*
nippin tesco
ne1'owt?
>>75376083
>>75376078
love this gimmick simple as
FKA Twigs is one of the most beautiful women in the world imo
Eddie hall is the new worlds strongest man lads
have a few films in my backlog i want to watch but have no idea which one i should start
>>75375969
All non-antisocial people need attention as much as anything. Without the regular company of others they are fish out of water.
>>75375999
What's the proper form of Daza? I'm familiar with Jezza, Bazz and Gaz but not Daza.
t. a curious Slav
the "simple as" gimmick has been desperately overplayed
literally only ones posting it and finding it funny now are insects
>>75376145
darren
>>75375905
i'd say it's more them wanting to fit in
>>75376121
heemed him once outside a club in hanley
>>75376153
Agreed. Enough is enough simple as.
>>75376153
I started it and don't regret for a single second, one of the most versatile gimmicks to ever hit /brit/
Want Sylveon gf to get high with.
I know where you live Marcus Hausen
>>75376005
>In Europe I could just drive/rail off into other countries for the weekend.
you can do that in the UK you mug. From central london you can get to Amsterdam in 2 hours
>>75376193
No.
No it isn't.
>>75375865
Honestly wouldn't mind trying that bet it's not even that bad
>>75376092
dunno
new york always seemed alot comfier than london, even if you're subjected to the same standard of living.
americans are genuinely wealthy
>>75376153
hate this post. NOT a "simple as" poster just dont like it simple as. Love gimmicks.
hate rain
hate humidity
love pints
>>75376215
not with are brexit
Sorry to bother you, /Brit/. Me and my mate Bazzo were walking through /sp/ and Bazzo got lost. Has he been here? Know where he went?
>>75376193
fuck off sweaty i made that meme. check the archive
>>75376250
fuck my life
>>75376005
You can drive to Scotland mate
lmaoing at my own life
reckon if you have a paki gf you can slap them about?
RED SURGE
MAY HAS FUCKED IT
>>75376217
>>75376250
safe for work board
why do some escorts refuse to see indians? is it just general sex pestery from them?
>>75376258
Think he went to /lit/
>>75376274
my undies are stained with cum and i STINK
Why are northern irish referred to as british? I though it was the united kingdom of great Britain (being England, Scotland and Wales) and northern Ireland? So shouldn't they just be referred to as northern irish or from the uk?
*blocks your path*
>>75376284
If you have any gf you can slap them about
>>75376226
the less tax on income and goods would be decent but also it means that services and standard of living are only good in cities . if you live outside that world your life will be worse than average life here because there are fewer provisions redistributed
>>75376256
>oh no, I have to wait 10 minutes at passport control my life is over
fuck off you daft cunt
girl i've seen a couple times won't let me go down on her because she's worried she smells
literally the most paranoid runt going just want to tongue her fanny x
>>75376293
poor hygiene, poor performance, likely to propose. Lots refuse to see blacks and pakis aswell simply because the girls don't feel safe with them
>>75376312
just irish
>>75376364
maybe she has a willy
>>75376364
cuck
>>75376312
Protestants here LARP as being British because "Northern Irish" isn't a real thing and only other option for a recognisable culture is Irish
gonna watch a film now
wow it's actually scary that I do not feel comfortable around white people like ... I actually fucking hate y'all
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868560077413900288
*hums The Red Flag*
that first ice cold beer of the day
ahhh
love saturdays
>>75376413
How isn't Northern Irish a thing? They have been a thing and have developed a unique identity based on the troubles they have shared.
>>75376492
>troubles they have shared
MORE THAN A 1K PEOPLE DIE OF CANCER DAILY, I'VE NEVER SEEN A SINGLE TWEET ACKNOWLEDGING THAT, but a bombing effecting white people? RT RT RT
>>75376488
As do I anon, but it's Sunday
>>75376492
No they haven't, the two communities are still self-segregated. There isn't a single aspect of culture in Northern Ireland that isnt Irish or British, there is no overlap and the two communities don't share anything that regular westerners don't all share with each other anyway
When you think of "northern irish culture" you can't just go "uuhhh the war", that's not culture
no point of living in the UK lads
property is too steep so starting a family is a myth. Gonna do one when I can.
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP, COMRADES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EPHUDNGF8Q
BELLOWING
>>75376532
Yes the troubles both sides went through. Fucking hell the divide between British and Irish identities is unique to their little province. It is a valid identity as they are different than the Irish republic or any part of Britain.
i still cant believe white people have the audacity to step all over different races. i fucking hate my race and i hope we die off desu
>>75376560
Stunning chebs
>>75376560
boobies
'Ate pakiz
'Ate fwrongers
'Ate lefdists
Love ingerland
Love slagzz
Love pints
Simple as 'la
>>75376574
And the Palestinians didn't exist as unique group until the Israelis happened. What is your point? Simple as.
>>75376584
nice reddit webm
>>75376597
>the divide between British and Irish identities is unique to their little province
The fuck are you chatting about lad? The divide exists between the two countries
>>75376633
And they don't share a single identity you fucking spoon. Learn to follow a conversation
ethnicities aren't real.
you have 10000s of ancestors who lived in different situations and places from each other.
who /manny/ here
police helicopter out again whalley range/moss side
Is there anything comfier than settling down with the Sunday paper and a hot mug of tea with Radio 6 on in the background?
>>75376628
Fucking kill yourself you utter runt. What a fucking atrocious gimmick
islam ruins everything
>>75376668
Yeah mate Irish people living in London and Manchester are constantly having beef with each other.
Before you mention in the 1800s the Irish were treated badly in England please remember it is the current year.
poo willy bum
Want a French Canadian gf x
>>75376556
HHHUUUHHH?
>tfw i was the first person to post the twitter account with the "simple as" bio
finally made a breakthrough into the gimmick market
>>75376725
You mean the violent element of the divide between identities? Yes that is by and large unique to here. I thought you were stating that Brits and Irish don't see themselves as different from one another
>>75376685
Your mum's swollen wet vag wrapped around my cock.
muslims love bin laden yet all think 9/11 was a zionist plot
if he wasn't involved what is so great about him
>>75376750
Or just French, or just Canadian, or just a gf
Don't see irish people any differently to how i see people from the next town over.
>>75376756
>someone tries to steal my gimmick again
Not angry just don't like it when people try to pass of my work as their own, simple as!
>>75376756
No you weren't.
>>75376459
which film though?
How I chat up a cute girl in the psychology section of the waterstones in bloomsbury?
need to ring up the parentals
haha lads hahahaha hahaha lads haha lads lads haha hahaha lads haha
>lads
saw a bunch of black kids in the neighbours garden and made them fuck off just now
was very rude to them and feel a tad bad
>>75376820
"alri want to suck me off in the alley round back?"
>>75376820
Flirt
lads I've got a gf but this other girl keeps sending me cheeky snaps and she's fucking FIT so I feel like I'd be doing myself a disservice to tell her to stop, yet at the same time I feel bad about it because of the aforementioned gf
what to do
>>75376844
kill yourself
I know what I'm having with the Sunday roast
>>75376820
>The Waterstones in Bloomsbury
COMFY
>>75376844
If you have to ask then you already know the right decision
>>75376844
FONT
>>75376690
U alri 'la?
started the "lads" gimmick
>>75376844
tell her to stop
OR
stop whinging about it and accept your cuntiness
OR
bin the gf and attempt to shag the fit bird
got my manchester bee tattoo #lovestrongerthanhate #prayformanchester #notallmuslims
*heems the lad*
Why do normies love the sun so much?
After about an hour of being out I'm all sweaty and ready to go home. I get that you can do more stuff than when raining but how's it better than say a 16 degree overcast
>>75376863
what's your boyfriend having
>>75376897
normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
started the gimmick gimmick
>>75376880
fuck off phoneposting mong
>>75376905
dont have to wear clothes
>>75376911
my thick, throbbing hard cock haha x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knxteltxUHU
based chubby camp man
>>75376312
They literally aren't. The only people that call the Northern Irish "british" are the unionists in Northern Ireland themselves. Everyone else rightly refers to them as Irish.
>>75376560
i HATE being ugly
>>75376937
ahha great gimmick
>>75376905
>16 degree overcast
perfect weather 2bh, maybe with a light breeze
just another reason to love the glorious country that is england
My little sister's gay twink friend added me on Facebook, I accepted and he was flirting with me last night on messenger.
Tempted to shag him but I know I'd feel bad afterwards and he might tell people. Hmm...
Jonesing to get to the uni library tbqh, they only open at noon
started the started the gimmick gimmick
i invented the /brit/ meme
>>75376968
how exactly are the right wing persecuted?
>>75376492
There exists nothing that is uniquely "Northern Irish". Only Irish and "British". Very much separate cultures.
>>75376926
Kek I remember u 'la
U complained I was a phoneposter last time la' innit
I was in the Pub near the EU referendum, I then started chatting with some fella in his late 50's. Seemed totally normal, was a manager of some warehouse then I decided to ask him about how he was going to vote in the EU referendum (Being a bit cheeky I assumed he would have hired lots of EU workers in his warehouse) he then went on this long explanation about how in the bible it predicted the five stars would unite under an eagle and the stars represented these old churches in various EU countries and the eagle was the German eagle and it would lead to the end of the world so he was voting out. Absolutely fucking mental.
>>75376778
stormfags love hitler yet think the holocaust didn't happen
if he wasn't involved what is so great about him
Love females
>>75376945
FUCKING STATE OF THIS COUNTRY
if you cheat on a girl it's her fault
are there any fit girls in /brit/
*fucks your girlfriend*
>>75377017
not a clue who you're rambling on about
not even the lad you originally replied to
just fuck off simple as
>>75377021
Love when this sort of thing happens.
the insanity of the 30-40% of the population is palpable
>>75376861
>>75376877
>>75376879
>>75376893
spose I'll have to ask her to stop then
shame
magnificent body
>>75377017
LOVE it when an autist gets obsessed with you and tracks you over several threads, sperging out each time he recognises one of your posts
have ALWAYS chuckled at the fact that Alternate sports is /asp/
hohoho
>>75377042
me x
caught my reflection in tesco lads
>>75377046
U on ur period or sumthing la'?
>>75377037
Ain't nothing wrong with her that a real man can't fix, y'know what I'm sayin?
>>75376982
Shag your sister instead
>>75376982
yeah mate you should do it I'm sure he won't tell anyone
>>75377082
>>75377082
lol so UGLY
>>75377066
still not sure what /asp/ is
wrestling and ?
>>75377082
hate it. just hate it
>>75377096
Not attracted to my sister but this lad has a nice round arse and pretty dick sucking lips
willy poo bum wee, ahh yes. Really is simple as. Pints.
>>75377108
Me in the reflection
>>75376982
he's probably telling people right now
>>75376844
cheat
your gf has probably cheated on you 5 times already
>>75377058
Do them both rotten, la, tell your conscience to put a sock in it
>>75377120
Can I shag your sister?
how do you know when the girl cums?
>>75377112
say it to my visage m8
>>75376805
i was you bender
limmy retweeted it and i though "right, /brit/ would love that, i'll get on it"
Imagine her tight, wet pussy sliding up and down on your veiny, think cock whilst you grab her firm, pert titties and she squeezes your waist with her sweaty thighs
>>75377082
>walking with cute girl that's ridiculously short compared to me
>near a reflective surface
>"look anon, it's us!"
>have to look at how fucking SPASTIC the pair of us look due to the juxtaposition of my uggo face and her cute one as well as the juxtaposition of my massive frame compared to her tiny one
HATE IT
gf called me a runt again lads
>>75377171
If you want mate, think she's on the blob right now though
>>75377173
They convulse in my experience
>>75376844
does your gf get upset if you wank to porn? what makes getting lewd snaps any different? it's just porn essentially
unless you're flirting back and messing around with this girl too
>>75377173
You get an alert on your phone
>>75377183
Can NOT even fathom that happening
>>75377173
they become magnetically charged for the duration of the orgasm
>>75376982
nothing wrong with putting your cock up a blokes arse just for a laugh
>>75377186
>>walking with cute girl
FONT
>>75377183
>your thick veiny cock
stopped reading here
called my bf a runt again and put him in the runtcage for 24 hours this time
he must learn
Girl read my message 2 hours ago but hasn't replied
>tfw good-looking
Go out of my way to catch my own reflection cause its a confidence boost haha
Thank you Jesus
>>75377173
female orgasm doesn't exist
>>75377173
they moan and convulse in my experience (i have no experience)
Lads I have this wound on my knee and this shit that looks like green snot keeps coming out, wtf is it?
>>75377173
She shits down your leg
Google just updated satellite imagery for Manny lads
trying to ascertain why a blank command prompt window keeps popping up for a split second intermittently
>>75377173
THICK WHITE FLUID COMES OUT OF THEIR FANNY
there's a yank on my course at uni who pronounces bolognese sauce like "bologNAYSAY" and I want to fucking kick his head off
>female orgasm doesn't exist
what do girls think of veins on willys
got a really prominent one that goes all the way along the top side
I'm actually not bad looking. Girl at work always takes selfies with me and says we look cute.
>>75377173
the credits roll
reminder to not bully ulster or they will leave the union
caught my reflection on the train
might read the koran
Brewed meself a cuppa. Brb, la
>>75377314
look at this dude
>>75377288
The female orgasm is in The Bible though, it was considered a sin not to make your wife climax
>>75377314
hope somebody was peeking into the carriage and caught you taking this and thought you were a laughable prick
>>75377314
want to smash this mong and his stupid pouty duckface into a paste
1. The Sopranos
2. The Wire
3. Mad Men
4. Lost
5. Vikings
Now don't get sore because my top shows differ from yours haha <3
>>75377254
Yes they do you virgin
>>75377334
don't overthink fedoras
>>75377333
>dude
foy
constructing a shite
>>75376005
>In many countries this extreme property-poverty meme doesn't extend to people who did well at school, but here it does.
it's in this way everywhere nowadays, you are just born too late
>>75377314
wtc jacket and shoes?
Just watched one those top10 vids on YouTube on the most evil empires which put the British empire first in front of the nazis, mongols, japanese and soviet union.
Really dont see how putting a bunch of savages in line is worse than mass genocide and torture
>>75377314
looking good lad, ignore the haters
just 16 a pick up truck
out of money out of luck
>>75377314
Post willy
>>75377314
Alri alex? when the next Lp out la?
>don't overthink fedoras
>>75377371
been brewing one the last 9 hours
>>75377386
must've been made by indians
>>75377386
fear and fame lad, those other empires were ok but they didnt really get absolutely everyone to fear them.
>>75377384
patrik ervell and docs
sexy lil' swine
Just a reminder that Riley Reid is the official pornfu of /brit/
>>75377371
>constructing a shite *post
aha fixed that for you
currently in the late stages of planning a wank
anyone want to know what i've got so far
>>75377386
It's just an old pleb treck. Isn't it zany that the British were actually more evil than the Nazis??? First concentration camps lelelel
Catching people's attention is a lot about subverting expectations
>Lady Eliza Manningham-Buller tells Chilcot that invasion increased terrorist threat and radicalised young British Muslims.
hmmmm
>>75377456
way too popular to be a pornfu
be careful what you wish for x
>>75377465
Me x
fuck amilton
mon the tangerines
>>75377475
well he wasn't wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrp0wJsXNEA
The Spy Who Loved Me just started on ITV. Pay your respects to are Rog
i am an anne frank in the attic of modernity and /brit/ is my diary
>>75377386
you did fucked up a lot of things tho
>>75377456
shit mans melissa moore
>>75377475
Paki twat
>>75377357
>no I, Claudius
>no Brass Eye
>no Spaced
>no Treme
>no Riget
>not even Twin Peaks
have you only watched 5 tv series ever
had 8 wanks this weekend and my dicks just leaked some piss out randomly
anyone know the mechanism by which excessive masturbation causes incontinence? is my prostate inflamed or is it overuse of the pelvic floor muscles in ejaculating so much?
I know you're all pathetic, friendless, NEET losers who never leave the fucking house but I really need some advice and if one of you can offer me something useful, I'd much appreciate it
I desperately want to befriend the tranny at work but have no idea how to go about it, the few interactions and semi-interactions we've had have all been negative, me being weird, creepy, stupid or just a bully
I don't think coming out as trans to her is the right move since she's more integrated into the local trans scene and is out and proud, she'd probably look down on me
nose is itchy. might scratch it. this is a developing situation. will keep you informed
>>75377535
hat's just incompetent
juice has gone missing from the fridge, someone must have taken it
>>75377567
nah mate, grew legs and ran away
>>75377535
couldn't give a fuck, every nation has done bad things
>>75377486
alri
-go and have a wee and a poo to clear the passages
-bring up a glass of water
-get into bed with a spare pair of boxers
-load up 6 videos averaging 20 minutes each
-edge for approximately 2 hours
-do cums at some point during
-clean up with pants
-have glass of water
-return here
x
>>75377567
once poured out all my housemate's juice so I could make room for my milk
>people on /brit/ wank so much they start pissing themselves
absolute STATE of you lot
just milked the bf
>>75377475
So weird how this poof and that spastic girl both talked so vivdly about dying and explosions etc
Reminds me of how Sandy Hook was mentioned in TDKR just before the school shooting
Does anyone else feel like these major terrorist incidents or shootings are mere thought forms, reflections of our subconscious and aren't actually real things?
>>75377557
get away from such weirdos while you can
>>75377567
it was me
>>75377567
It was me, thanks for the lovely juice lad.
fucking refball
hate hamilton, not a motherwell fan, just don't like them simple as
>>75377535
>first line is already wrong
crimea was about keeping russia away from the bosphorus
How is Don't Look Back in Anger an appropriate song in response to a suicide bombing? There are many things to be angry about and sticking your head back in the sand isn't going to help us
>>75377635
i don't think that contradicts the pic
>>75377567
remember when I was a student I complained about people stealing my milk and they unironically replied saying that milk was communal.
I got a bit angry at that and started hiding my milk and putting laxatives in their food and I smashed one (1) of everyone's plates while they were out. I got VERY angry indeed.
Nobody fucks with my milk.
I hope you get revenge on the thief anon.
>>75377535
desu that whole image is just international politics for any major player
countries dont have allies, they have temporary interests
>>75377567
used to nick some of my flatmates juice then top it back up with water so they never notice aha
>>75377629
for me it's Patrick's Whistle
>>75377590
that's what I get for living too close to the nuclear power plant I suppose
>>75377601
kek, bit rude
>>75377620
>>75377625
hope you shared nicely
>>75377614
Yes. It is called Predictive Programming
>>75377664
It's a great tune though
Saw a doggo waiting outside the shop and he only had 3 legs
He was happy as larry though
>>75377687
wish i was a thistle fan :3
honestly reckon we should bring back the death penalty for people that would otherwise be given a life sentence tbf
>>75377682
devilish
>>75377674
thank you, I shall lay down righteous fury upon them
nicked my housemate's ribena and topped it back up with my own piss once
you know, looking back on all my memories (furthest stretch back to about 3)...
i've always been a queer
>>75377672
the motivation was specifically to prevent the russians from having the bosphorus and access to the med sea. the apex of the great game and the russian threat to india was long after crimea
Don't like video games cos sometimes i don't win.
Lads
nicked Ribena and topped him up with testosterone once
>>75377674
Same
I pissed in multiple roommates drinks
>>75377674
good lad
>>75377674
poured salt and sugar into some milk at work because someone opened my clearly labelled personal milk
>>75377535
this image really pisses me off
I'm making the (new) thread and there is NOWT you runts can do about it
>>75377760
this is why I carry a gun
>>75377760
whats this from
>>75377760
love this gif
>>75377674
bit autistic desu, should have just spoken to them
hope the plates cut you x
>British Prime Minister Theresa May's lead over the opposition Labour Party has narrowed sharply, according to opinion polls published since the Manchester attack, suggesting she might not win the landslide predicted just a month ago.
really causes one to ponder
>>75377730
would just end up being the same as the death penalty situation in the US where each case gets dragged out for decades and at a massive expense to the taxpayer rendering it counterproductive
>>75377839
it's all her own fault too
>>75377707
it was me
>>75377748
but russia in the med would lead to their naval power controlling the seas and reaching india
so it was still the ultimate goal
>>75377841
well exactly, the death penalty effectively doesn't exist in america and so the intended effect is neutralised
should need a unanimous decision by 2 judges though
>>75377839
one poll showed a 5 point lead, others showed a 10 point lead. Betting markets probability of a conservative majority is 90%, which is only 2% lower than its maximum when polls were showing a 15% lead
don't believe the brigading left wing teenagers essentially
>>75377730
Not really worth it lad.
1. Risk of killing innocent
2. legal procedure etc for death penalty causes cost to be higher than death penalty
3. a life of suffering in prison is arguably more unpleasent than just being put to death
4. is it even ethically viable to ever take someone's life when you have the power not to
>>75377837
I did speak to them. Just like all who have crossed me, they had their chance.
>>75377679
>countries dont have allies, they have temporary interests
are you actually italians underneath