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>>75377917
>not having a dunking bowl
'ck off paddy

What will you name your first born?

>Turtlemong treating us to some OC
today has been a good day

Third

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/manchester-bombing-survivor-braved-take-13102682

very brave

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>>75377955
Kev

I'd honestly be terrified of receiving the death penalty. Don't really understand those people who claim it is a better way out than prison. It really isn't

>>75377917
>chips, 'ge roll and milk


is this an irish 'people' thing?

>>75377783
they never wronged you though

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Just copped

>>75377955

Cromwell.

Got an interview with CDC group in London la

>>75377955
tyrone

Still remember placing one of each of my housemate's plates in the bin and then smashing them with my potato masher.

About a month later the neighbours took our bin as theirs had gone missing, so I went over to their house, kicked their stolen bin over, emptied the rubbish out in front of their house and wheeled our bin back to our house.

Looking back on it I may have been dealing with some stress and anger issues at the time, but I can tell you now that nobody has fucked with my milk or with my bins ever since. Nobody.

>>75378009
how you gona get here int time haha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1agIlLlhg

just take all thems wha're given the death penalty around back and clock them there and then i say *downs the rest of my carling*

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>>75377970

bin wanker loves his bins

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>>75378028
proud of you
shouldnt let anybody mess you about

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based

Moonraker is unironically one of the best Bond films

>>75378032
Interview is in a couple of weeks, la

>>75377955
Caesar or Tommy of hes a runt

>Not thinking the Tory slipping and Labour gains were a deliberate ploy

All the old fucks and lazy arses wouldn't get out of their rocking chairs to go vote if they thought it was a shoe-in for a walkover Tory landslide.

Gotta put the fear of god in them and shove a past-it old commie in their faces and tell them he has a chance of winning.

>>75378028

Absolute mental. Would have sectioned you if you'd had the audacity to live with me.

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*barracks you*

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>22
>6'5
>STILL get ID'd in the co-op

darling, how many 6'5 17 year olds do you know? got some fucking front

One year in my student house everyone else went home at easter but I stayed to write my dissertation in the peace and quiet.

Ejaculated on the kitchen table, work surfaces, living room sofas, and my female housemates mattress

dick willy penis cock junk wang schlong

>>75377955
Tancredi

>>75378028
>kicked their stolen bin over, emptied the rubbish out in front of their house and wheeled our bin back to our house
crease

want to suck the cum out of a lads balls

>>75378137
Think I last got ID'd when I was about 28

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>>75378044
>the black spacker in the wheelchair who says trannies but they don't correct him because they're so eager not to offend
>the white girl saying "do any black folks want some water"
>the gay black lad dressed up like a girl guide

America is the gift that keeps on giving

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>>75378044
>it's just a fad!
>teenagers have always been like this!
>has anyone actually seen an SJW in real life? they're just a /pol/ boogeyman!

I think women who get abortions are fucked, both physically and mentally after their procedure. You've got a child, natural, growing inside you and then its ripped out. And the maternal instinct thousands of years of evolution gave you is over as well. Its not right, simple as.

>>75377982
is this endorsing kekistan?

>>75378028
honestly I doubt they would notice the missing plates if they werent their last ones

>>75378137
You must look a right gimp. I stopped getting ID's for anything when I was 14.

Why is there no British imageboard

>>75377955
Alexander, very strong and the shortened nickname isn't runtish

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eugh pakis are so odious

>>75378028
angry little runt from runtmenistan

>>75378044
Should be noted that this has all started because a Jew told them that forcing all whites off campus could be considered racist.

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We're getting a Lab-Lib minority coalition

>>75378044
Can anyone leftards in this thread tell me how they expect the UK and US to continue on as first world countries when third world demographics and cultural norms will come to dominate them?

>>75377917
What the fuck is that.

>>75378044
would just quit at that point. There's no fucking point trying to teach people like this

>>75378147
>not having locks on your student accommodation bedrooms
poor runt detected

Who sets the curriculum for faith schools?

Do they teach evolution and science? Or just islamic crap?

>>75378205
brita.gs

got permanently banned because I wasn't an unemployed left wing virgin like 99% of that shithole

>>75378251
>third world demographics

this is a mouthful way of being racist, why not just use a slur like niggers??

Shan't be having kids. Enjoy spending hundreds of thousands of pounds on some ungrateful spring who will stick you in a nursing home and rent out your house to pakis when you die.

>>75378207
too common to be good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLoedyBfXUw

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Official brit mascot. dont like ehm? fuck off.

>>75378247
Farron hates Corbyn. He would side with May first

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What should I do?

>>75378287

Landlord left the doors unlocked after showing people round you absolute cream cracker

>>75378318
It's common because it's the GOAT
Bet you've got some bogan name
Get out of my sight you grovelling little earthworm

>>75378169
>the white girl saying "do any black folks want some water"
had a good old guffaw at that

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>75378333
>Official brit mascot
>from scotland

>>75378314
What about passing on your genes

>>75378044
>my momma didn't raise no fool

she certainly didn't

(get it? double negative haha)

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>>75378314
yes good goy. lead the childfree lifestyle heheh

>>75378347
shave your jugular

I know you're all pathetic, friendless, NEET losers who never leave the fucking house but I really need some advice and if one of you can offer me something useful, I'd much appreciate it

I desperately want to befriend the tranny at work but have no idea how to go about it, the few interactions and semi-interactions we've had have all been negative, me being weird, creepy, stupid or just a bully

I don't think coming out as trans to her is the right move since she's more integrated into the local trans scene and is out and proud, she'd probably look down on me

it's my mates 18th birthday today and he hasn't invited me out :(

>>75378314
Just want a son to raise into a platonic superman.

sports (and strength training when he is of age), musical endeavours, linguistic ability, strength in maths, well versed in science, philosophy and literature, and well socialised with women.

I just want to raise him to correct all my own shortcoming.

need a thigh socks gf

>>75378297
They teach evolution and science yeah, their science departments actually get a huge bulk of their funding. It's only yank protestant schools that don't like science. The Catholic Church always funded research and education

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkziIXxfMrg
absolute banger

>>75378333
>America: the dog

not bloody likely, better to have something like a collie, king charles spaniel or british bulldog

>>75378347
Still not sure why they put the abo flag on all the passports

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Demon Days > Gorillaz > Plastic Beach > The Fall > Humanz

>>75378351
calm down Alex [Last Initial] haha

Give it to me straight lads, what is Jeremy Corbyn's chance of winning?

I know that he's gotten a big boost and the Conservatives are flailing with their failed "Muh IRA" campaign

With Germany near declaring USA as an enemy, and the EU ready to make an example of the Conservatives, I fear for the future of the world with alliances falling apart as Theresa May and Drumpf laugh to the bank

any of my Manchester mad lads do the Great Run today? Finished my 10km in 53:55. Bretty happy desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7cwWegXCU

>>75378354
Don't really see how that benefits me at all. I'm nobody special, my genes won't benefit the world, they'll just end up being whatever the equivalent of a 4chan shitposter will be in the future

Would have kids if i

had a gf
money
affordable housing
schooling not dictated by expensive catchment areas

don't like a single one of you

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literally WE WUZ KANGS

https://youtu.be/bO1agIlLlhg?t=293

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>>75378408
just got their entire discography in a playlist
no idea what song goes in which album so I cannot comment on this

>>75378431
yet here you are

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>>75378408
>gorillaz
>garbage

pick dos mi amigo

>>75378425
who wouldve seen that one coming

>>75378415

Zero

>>75378044
wait this is happening in Washington state

I thought they didn't have any niggers in the PNW. Don't tell me they've ruined it too

i plan to have my first child by 2024

seeing as I am an incel NEET, i have some work to do

>>75378425
cringe

don't even know what they're on about but yanks never fail to amaze

>>75378393
Your son will be as much of a gimp as you are.

>>75378408
good and righteous opinions

>>75378477
You serious?

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>>75378333
um dont think so sweaty, Danger mouse is this generals mascot

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>>75378450
Haven't even listened to the Fall hehe just put it there to make it look like ive listened to everything x

>>75378389
kill yourself

>guy at my gym I see a lot
>really handsome
>ripped to shreds
>mainly does cardio but sometimes weights too
>see him on treadmill
>sweats buckets
>can run at a decent speed for 1 hour and barely get out of breath
>absolutely wet through

Why is this? He's pretty built and looks to have super low BF but sweats so much. I've never noticed him smelling though.

reckon Tim should be impeached

>>75378408
I would say that The Fall is the worst album but with the long wait and disappointing payoff of Humaz I can understand why many would put it bottom

>>75378425
all anarchists are like that

>>75378044
>black power

bit racist

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>>75378425
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHY ARE LEFT WINGERS SO FUCKING RETARDED

LITERAL MENTAL ILLNESS

BAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75378347
marry me x

>>75378508
some people just sweat more than others, i've seen what you did with people at my gym

no idea why

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>>75378502
cheeky lad :)

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sue

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>>75378508
>he doesn't biooil before every workout session

>>75378484
if he starts lifting at 14-15 he'll be alpha by the time he's 19

if i can force him to take maths seriously, he'll smash his studies and work in a good paying job by the time he's 22.

my laziness was not tackled. SHAN'T be making the same errors.

>>75378333
labs are leafs

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>>75378545
>png

>>75378517
shut the FUCK up

don't think a hypothetical child deserves to be cursed with my genes imo

Listening to Anti Islamic Black Metal

>>75378494
yes, why? I thought washington state was 95% white

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>>75378448
>america

not a fan

>>75378538
yeah alright calum mate no one cares you need to fuck off

>>75378581
they're super left wing, probably shipping them in from all over the country

Going to do deficit deadlifts with hook grip

Just want a fat cock up my arse x

>>75378556
He'll hate doing all of those things, hate you for trying to live vicariously through a him andll probably turn out gay with daddy issues and get addicted to drugs because you pushed him too hard and never showed him any love.

>>75378372
>That's the purpose of life

Life's only purpose is prepare oneself to die and meet our maker. Everything else, including having kids, is wankery tbqh

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kek

>>75378425
just flipped the fucking switch lads

yanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAmFaDzy4vQ

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/868810390943260672

does /brit/ rate him?

>>75378556
>lifting at 14-15
Lmao enjoy having a manlet son

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>there are people ITT who dont even earn the average wage

Any other James's here haha x

>>75378623
might have some back-up sons.

I'll show him love, through teaching him the sacred secrets of the world and arming him with the aparatus to be the master of his own fate.

>>75378670
Hamez here haha

The Right to Openly Discuss Ideas Must be Defended.

Going to do deficit deathgrips with hook lift

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>>75378654
LMAO

>>75378655
do I fuck

>>75378655
Was hoping he would do a cheeky dab in front of the pakicube

*does one A-minor strum, immediately reducing the entire thread to tears*

non-wagies OUT

this is a workers general

>>75378662
myth

>>75378655
don't rate the hajj

comfy tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQed7aE9YHQ

crunching the numbers

>>75378720
*flattens into a pancake*

>>75378684
you say this but then you get upset that universities have classes discussing the ideas of karl marx for example.

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>>75378653
This "kek" shit was a mistake

>>75378709
im amazed it's still standing 16 years after 11/9

picnic > topic

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>>75378722
oh- haha mate, er, you dropped this haha x

numbering the crunches

chewing the letters

>>75378684
can you teach me how to make ios apps thailad?

>>75378654
america is such a fucking state

sucking the williy

>>75378758
Just be you say I do doesn't make it true, discuss away, just allow everyone the same opportunity and privilege.

airing out me fanny xx

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Howling

>>75378780
You mean like a game or what?
>>75378801
just because*

>>75378425
the absolute STATE of left wing politics. Why does it always attract the melts, the trannies, the wogs, the muzzies, the poofs, the genderqueer, the otherkins, the NEETs, the virgins, the overweight, the underage... why does it always attract the WORST of society?

gas 'em all I say

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>>75378655
the hajj is idolatrous, it is just a big money spinner for the saudi government and strays too close to being "go and worship the cube"

god is omnipresent, the tao flows everywhere to the left and to the right

all this is full, all that is full. fullness comes from fullness. when fullness is taken from fullness, fullness remains

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>>75378044
>we arent simpletons
>we are your ancestors
>we came here before you
>we had civilisation way before you

>mate has started sharing Jordan Peterson videos on Facebook and whining about SJWs
might have to slap some sense into him before he buys a fedora

>>75378814
let's see how far you can walk when you're 70

>>75378801
Same goes for the people yelling at the guy with the sign.

They're free to tell him to fuck off, doesn't mean he has to.

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im playing as the knights date is 1535

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>>75378873
Grow Up.

was meant to go to the gym 2 hours ago, had a nap instead hehe

also there is a fox sleeping in my garden

>>75378860
There's more to it than that, he was there for a reason if you care to look into it.

Also screaming at people trying to express their opinions and trying to shut down events is most of the problem.

>>75378891
thanks for the blog update. Quality post

>>75378824
I mean just like apps, can you teach me?

>>75378842
yeah everything is fine and good

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>>75378842
>you

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when was the last time you were betrayed lads?

>>75378759

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>>75378884
shant

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Doughnut. not 'DONUTS' fucking stupid yanks

So... Yanks are like 60% non-white... HOWEVER, hardly any of them are Muslims, numbers of blacks are decreasing (and they mainly stay in their ghettoes anyway) and the largest minority, Hispanics, despite not being intelligent are at least Christian and fairly conservative on the whole.

Do they have it better than we do in Europe?

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Has this ever happened to you lads

>>75378926
his hair looks good in that photo

>>75378911
If you have to ask then probably not.

The ability to look things up online is basically what separates people who learn things like this and people that don't these days.

>>75378937
he said 4-quads not a quad of 4s tbqh

We will not be silenced in the face of your violence

>>75378966
there is no way that map is scaled anywhere near accurately
britain isn't the size of fucking india

never seen a live fox or badger and would probably question their alleged existence if the roads weren't littered with their mangled roadkill carcasses

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QUITE enjoyed this desu

>>75378967
Donuts

>>75378974
funnily enough, no

>>75378974
The gf

>>75378974
Hope she then got rammed by an eighteen wheeler

>>75378375
last one in the middle is right desu
women look out for their kids with laser beam focus. husband becomes like a tool to her for bettering the child.

>>75378974
stop posting stuff that makes me sad

>>75378974
Gooks an Chinks are subhuman, much like in Europe the island is the only place worth existing

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock, powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly, regulated by the US department of energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility.

After that, I turned the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food which has been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.

At the appropriate time as kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved car and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the departmental of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, I drive back to my house which has not been burned down thanks to to the state and local building codes and the fire marshal's inspection, and it has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log onto the internet, which was developed by the US department of defence, and post on the free public access website 4chan about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

>>75379029
it sounds VERY boring

>>75378974
yeh, been through like 4 bikes now

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>>75379003
dont care

>>75378992
mean the same thing

>>75378996
I didn't see any violence

they're chanting like a fucking cult

>>75379060
foy

>>75378989
do you use apple products? i thought you'd be more of an android guy

>>75378828
they get rejected from normal society and so retreat to the internet to find acceptance because of their anonymity. dont know why the prefer left wing politics though, maybe because they got bullied and want try to be overly tolerant of every person

>>75378968
we don't have gypsies and our arabs aren't fleeing immigrants

>>75379004
See loads of foxes knocking about round here at night. Really cool when they make eye contact with you and you feel like you have a connection with them, just two lads, skulking around the urban jungle, doing what they can to survive.

>>75379091
you don't know me mate, fuck off and cook my chow-mein

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Just send this qt a selfie, she asked for one. She's seen me before and said I was handsome but I get more nervous sending selfies than the first date. One slight imperfection, one slightly bad angle or lighting and shes off you

Has to be perfect

>>75378655
nicolas anelka making a cheeky appearance at the the end there

>>75379085
I don't but you have to develop with iOS in mind, not so much OSX because nobody cares about OSX.

What the fuck is wrong with Americans? Seriously, what happened to America?

>>75379060
NAP (not a pixel)

>>75379104
feel like you expect me to fedora this post but it was actually really cute

>>75379116
ahh the joys of normiehood

>>75379127
Me, I blame it on Doughnuts

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>Really cool when they make eye contact with you and you feel like you have a connection with them, just two lads, skulking around the urban jungle, doing what they can to survive.

can't believe I post with these utter autistic FREAKS

>>75379102
Gypsies are annoying but there aren't loads of them and they just commit petty crime and smell.

>>75378684
I thought you supported dictator may you thick rorke nonce?

>>75379104
now this REALLY made me think

>>75379127
accepted too many immigrants

How much do you lads weigh?

13 stone here, always thought I was less might have to lose a bit of weight haha

>>75379127
Unironically the free market

>>75378974
>you're gonna be successful and lose some weight

wat

>>75379189
12 stone, verging on underweight

>>75379189
Nearly 20 stone

>>75379189
about one me

>>75379104
4:55
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEUKK7SyY64

>>75379189
8 stone, 5'8 tall

>>75379160
Through sheer lack of any better options. I'm not happy about it either.

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>>75379189
>>75379210
>>75379212
goddamn fatties

>>75379104
read skulking as skullfucking

>>75379212
How do you let yourself go like that

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>See loads of foxes knocking about round here at night. Really cool when they make eye contact with you and you feel like you have a connection with them, just two lads, skulking around the urban jungle, doing what they can to survive.

>>75379240
fatty? I'm a skeleton

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>6 x 4.5 willy
>brown eyes
>5ft 10 (JUST about)
>Nail biting habit
>skelly

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>>75378655

need that disgusting shithole nuked

look at the state of it. even las vegas or dubai would consider that clock tower a gaudy piece of shit and they've dumped it on the holiest site on earth (according to their warped minds)

would love to see some concordes smash into that shitheap, how fast could a concorde go at low elevation without breaking apart? just imagine it, 1000mph+ BOOM

>>75377979
>chips

Fuck off yank

>>75379218
babby kitsune a cute :3

>>75379148
Heart is absolutely POUNDING right now

>>75379266
he's a manlet, ignore him

>>75379189
How tall are you though?

12 stone 9lbs (6 foot 2)

>>75379270
wouldn't ever consider seeing you as a human, let alone a man

fuck off you incel FREAK

>>75379189
133lbs/9.5 stone

>>75379276
jesus i've never seen it from that angle before
what a shame

>>75379252
addicted to food and comfort eating

>>75379116
don't send her one then, stop being so beta and make her wait until the next date

have a mate who posts here
it's his birthday today, happy birthday alex x

>>75379321
i was that and im 5'9"
now more likely around just 12st

>>75379344

Fuck off mate

>>75379276
I quite like the tower 2bh

>>75379189
11st 10
just ate a pizza so probably more now
6'1 king

>>75379189
76kg/12 stone and I'm 184cm/6 foot

>quit smoking
>can't stop eating
>get fat

Fattest I got was 85kg about a year ago, I've probably lost about 6kg in the past 6 months, just started eating less and healthier and going to the gym.

Fatties have no excuse

>>75379321
I'm 5' 10", don't look overweight though

I find the debate between Vedantic Hinduism and Theravadin Buddhism quite interesting.

The former posits that there is an ultimate divine unchanging incomprehensible and eternal reality that underlies all sensible reality (which is in fact not really real). The supreme reality can be thought of as a mind, which imagines the false reality that we live in. In order to avoid the tumultuous state of affairs, it is the duty of the soul to try to avoid getting caught up in the trappings of the false sensible reality and to intellectually climb the ladder to the ultimate reality, at which point the soul becomes liberated from delusion as it realises its true identity and origin as part of the incomprehensible and causal 'all' which encompasses sensory reality.

Theravada Buddhism by contrast argues that there is no supreme reality because everything is impermanent and inherently empty, and that attachment to an underlying reality is as much of an illusory attachment as an attachment to any other sensory thing or object of the mind. Buddhism even goes as far to say that the permanent self does not exist and is illusory. Rather than existing necessarily as the result of a supreme reality, things come in and out of being only by the coincidence of the meeting and leaving of five floatign forces. Buddhism argues that when the mind can be cleared of the craving for sensory things, but also from falsely identifying itself as a permanent thing or seeking something higher then we it achieves liberation as it sort of appreciates the nothingness of what seems to be everything including itself.

Ironically the Hindu argues for the totality of everything and the Buddhist argues for the nothingness of everything, and so in practice they are not far divorced from one another in terms of their ways of achieving liberation, despite standing at odds.

Jainism ever the Dharmic radical centrist does not make such speculations, 'it and it isn't' is their response.

Imagine your country being ravaged by the interests of corporations and greedy politicians and all you do is whinge about muh racism and muh gender

How do you help a friend with depresion lads? :S

10.5 stone, 5'10
rocking the ottermode

business idea: ask /brit/ about their appearance and rake in the (You)s

>>75379400
pics PLEASE

>>75379380
(yes you do)

>>75379368
bit rude mate was just wishing you a happy birthday

>>75379391
Tell them to exercise and leave the house more

>>75379391
tell them to jus b urself :)

>>75379222
throar you must be petite

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>>75379422

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>>75379413

need an excuse to go outside and walk around

might get a dog

>>75379127

the guinea pig for cultural marxism

>>75379434
really, I have the body of a fifteen year old boy,

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>throar

>>75379422
Nah
>>75379443
lol, grim

doing a cry

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>>75379422

gonna swallow some xannies and 'ed to bed

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>>75379383

>>75379189

79.8kg and 5'11"

>>75379277
baited

>>75379483
why?:[

>>75379434
would crush you into particles

>>75379483
*wipes tears away*
*hugs you*

>>75379494
they're big guys

shut up you fucking gay cunts

post something non noncey

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>>75379494
>Sargon

>>75379538
for you

>>75379503
thingken of life

>>75379496
you fat?

>>75379460
pics haha

>>75379428

Well I don't want to be wished a happy birthday, my mum says you're a bad influence

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>>75379551
Actually tried to find it without his watermark.

>>75379494
this is what gets me.

the tories aren't social liberals and economic liberals. they're social conservatives playing into big biz big gov and military industrial complex's desires to control and shape society to their whim.

This idea that they're the great defenders of social and verbal freedom is frankly absurd.

>>75379580
>great defenders
don't think anyone would go so far as to do more look like.

>>75379565
yeah your mum also says my cock's the best she's ever tasted even when i havent washed in days
dont trust her mate

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>this is what gets me.

>>75379524
would like to see you try sunshine ;p

>>75379560
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

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>>75379562

ork-
ers who complain about their jobs in call centres, on supermarket
checkouts, or at computers, inputting data day after day, are more
likely to view their work as a means of self-preservation rather than
self-expression. For all of us whose survival depends on submission
to the daily grind, ‘work’ conjures a less romantic set of images. It
calls to mind the sense of dread associated with words like ‘chore’,
‘travail’ or ‘burden’. In these cases, work does not represent a source
of joy or a form of self-expression, but that blank part of the day
which must be endured until five p.m.: the coveted hour when work
releases its grip and we can finally be ourselves again

>>75379634
hot

got some basic walkers cheese & onion crisps lads

they were on sale and I didn't want to rock the boat

>>75379653
>>75379653
>>75379653
>>75379653

New Thread

>>75379668
Hmm... I enjoy work, find it fulfilling and rewarding and like the people I work with.

>>75379561

Nope, I lift and jog
It took me years to get from a skelly 65kg to 79kg

>>75378425
what is even happening

are they complaining about mean words being "traumatising"?