Guess who won? /cum/fy edition
Cute > Sexy
>>75364883
The black chick. I watched Master Chef Junior and the black girl won.
fucking bread bag just fell on the floor even though I faced it top side inward
>>75364925
>>75364921
Wouldn't happen if you just put it in the fridge like a normal person
>>75364883
i wish bitches would stop dying natural blonde hair into something not natural blonde
>>75364955
>refridgerating bread
>>75364955
bread goes in the bread box
>American bread
Might as well stack 10 sheets of kitchen paper and put sugar on it
>>75365019
listen bub
that nasty white bread is a television thing
>>75365028
more like a white people thing lmao
>uptown girl
>she's been living in her white bread world
Explain this
>>75364915
>>75364958
So the right person won after all? :^)
that was a very poor PB&J
think this bread is getting stale too
>>75365062
yes, because the only real winner did not participate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCaw_26Z2BU
NATO is the best thing that ever happened to europe. thanks for that there is peace in europe since no one will dare to attack any nato country.
if i was from some eastern european nation that is a member of NATO i would be so thankful to america.
>>75365101
glad to see this retard abandon the dumpster fire that is filthy frank for something more normal.
>>75365145
>that flag
>that post
>>75365084
best girl
>go to liquor store
>brown people talking in foreign language
>listen closely
>realize it's spanish
>sigh of relief
Don't forget to brush your teeth lads
>>75365159
LEAFED
>>75365168
>he can't buy alcoholic beverages at a supermarket
Even though not in contact with her anymore I added my American pen pal from Dunedin, FL on Instagram a few years ago when I found her account by accident.
Life in America seems good. I enjoy looking at her updates.
We actually met in the Morpheus (p2p client) IRC back in the early 2000s.
We both used screen names from that Viva la Bam (lol) episode where they're having a demolition derby or something, so I sent her a private message because I thought it was funny and it turned into a friendship across the ocean.
>>75365145
do you really think it isn't mutual?
if european countries armed up, USA wouldn't have easily gained footing on virtually all of the world's economies
>>75365186
what kind of neanderthals dont brush their teeth before going to bed
I have no skills whatsoever, I have no sense of direction...thinking about joining the reserves lads.....I come from a military family, I grew up on the bases. I wanna do reserves because I can get a sense of purpose, work, skills yet still stay in my state for friends and family. 2 weeks a year plus a weekend a month sounds fun. Bootcamp is 10 weeks but if my dad could do it I'm pretty sure I can.
>>75365159
oida
>>75365222
I didn't really take good care of my oral hygiene for years and I got gum disease so I've been brushing all year and reversing the process
>>75365101
All his shit sounds the same with this retarded lofi jazzy bullshit beats
Not a recommended listen
>>75365222
there was a point in my life where i'd only brush my teeth if i went out, which was 3-4 times depending on classes
nowadays i'm more self-conscious of my appearance so i don't have yellow teeth no mo
>>75365198
we can, but only if they're entirely made in province
so we can buy wine, but not beer because we don't grow barley
>>75365234
>>75365229
just sign a 4 year contract at the Air Force and get free college afterwards for any study you want to try, bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsRrswyAEs0
I dont know why I didnt like this until now
its great
how do you even combat homelessness if gentrification is inevitable?
book 'em passage out of the city to jobs that can't possibly cover that many people?
I never want to get a hangover ever again
>>75365198
I don't think your sharia patrol allows that
>>75364883
they're all ugly except for the 2 ones in the middle
>>75365283
I already have free college. Army is also a family tradition
>>75365331
RACISTO
>>75365331
there's more educated women in finland so more bottom of barrel women participate in this meme pageants
>>75365349
ye gods
>>75365349
jesus that face wtf
I think I'm in love with a fucking anime character. Really need to get a gf soon
>>75365363
you can have both
>>75365340
how cucked you must be if you must adhere to family tradition if it determines something simple like a military branch
>>75365363
you'll be wanting this
>>75365362
Um stop being a racist lookist honey
What did she mean by this?
https://youtu.be/WVJ5Qll3sIw
>>75365360
>>75365362
Uhm, that's the most beautiful woman in Helsinki sweeties.
>>75365349
If she stuck with her natural hair color she would have won.
No one to blame but herself.
https://youtu.be/1seENWiVxx8
Based purely on her accent would you be able to tell she is not a native speaker from the US
>>75365381
All deze proud KWEENZ betraying the very melanined niggas, smdh tbqhwyfam
>>75365381
CHICANO'D sorry black bois
>>75365402
She sounds American and stupid
>>75365411
Probably a catfish and you're gonna get shanked by some blm nigger when you try to meet her
>>75365363
I like the autism girl and her large forehead the most
>>75365451
>>>/int/IamGreek
>no breakfast cereals at home
Not a life worth living
>>75365402
Sounds American
2017 IS THE YEAR OF THE GF LADS
you're all gonna make it
fucks sake its already almost 1:30
wake tf up kings and queens
We oughta take back what's ours
>>75365510
thats what I said about 2016
>>75365510
thank you, Mr. Pumpkin
>>75365510
>tfw 7th year physics major
>few cuteys in the classes
>all taken
never gonna make it
>>75365510
Does that include gf (males)
Bruh
>>75365571
>tfw almost 25
>every girl I meet is either taken or stacy-roastie #10,059
It's not getting any easier....
>>75365545
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER FAGGOT. If I can do it so can you.
>>75365560
:D
>>75365571
PATIENCE
>>75365582
Yes
>>75365616
NO DEFEATISM
2017 year of proposal
Who wit me
>>75365510
I did make up, but we already broke up
>>75365654
>up
it
>4:30 AM already
We've gone too far
>>75365688
why cant I find this anywhere, god dammit
I need to stock up for E3 and I want to try it
>>75365688
>finally realizing the logical conclusion of mtn dew and combining all those dumb meme flavours into one
I've been telling people that for years
>>75365694
>Protestants
https://youtu.be/f_WaDq3cgtc
FCK
TRMP
voice control is a godsend
going to bed
hello yes black girls ??
I had a decent night
who up?
>>75366022
None here
>>75366088
What made your night nice?
>>75366088
Checked
Had a sweet night out too. Hows things in freedomland?
>>75366088
https://youtu.be/4wuug3-5cWo
Me on the right
>>75366170
got drunk with friends and went to a show
>>75366195
everything is alright
I was just hanging out with friends
>>75366210
hmm?
>tfw no Wednesday Addams gf
How the FUCK will he ever recover
>>75366282
She's gorgeous
>>75366318
Woah, that's so witty and provocative!!!!
>>75365654
did you at least lose your virginity?
>>75366421
I lost my virginity a long, long time ago when I was 16, I'm 23 now
>>75366318
Since feminists always claim to drink male tears and that is urban speak for sperm, I spose he played himself.
better call saul > breaking bad
>>75366849
>>75366849
REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO TF UP
>>75366955
>>75366849
I'm up because no power
Yo..
*kills you*
AHAHAHH
>>75367073
>be American
>get shot
>>75366849
waddup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chtmIJ1wYc4
>>75367073
That is true, because none of the invading hordes are refugees.
Hi
5.56 nato
>>75367390
Mornin'
made the mistake of browsing reddits front page today. there goes my hope for this country.
>>75367484
reddit is one big leftist circlejerk who care about their gay ass karma scores
Don't think we've forgotten
>>75367523
it is a good indicator for the opinion of the youth though
>"why do spics want to be white so much"
>miss helsinki contest was won by a nigger
>>75367073
there are so many things wrong with that headline. redditors eat it up though
>Mexico is stupid posting again
I'm so in love I think it's finna time to share my happiness
Me and my beautiful fiancée
What do you say now? Bet that shuts you up real quick.
I adore her, I love her and I am happier than ever
POO
POO
IN
MY
PANTS
>>75369458
imma make meself some chili SIN carne for dinner 2nite bros
chickpeas instead of meat whathchu think bout DAT huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128g8yJI65w
>>75370137
What the fuck
If the standards that were applied at the Nuremberg Trials were used on US soldiers in Iraq, so so so many americans should be going to prison.
Do you think this is fair?
>>75370610
America is the single biggest war criminal that has ever existed in human history
No other country comes close to their perversion and ruthlessness
>>75370687
this lad has birthday today, wish him all the best!
>>75370810
>finns
this guy is the funniest shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhNm2s2TQl0
>>75371079
Fucking freak
>>75371252
*frick
>>75371079
This honestly makes me want to throw up
>>75371079
She's actually beautiful
>>75371329
*Fucking frick
>>75371427
>She
I have awaken
>>75371619
*punches u*
Now go to sleep again
>>75371619
*kicks you*
tfw scared to smoke on break at work because I don't want my coworkers to know I smoke
>>75371758
Why would they care?
>>75371619
*hits you with baseball bat*
>>75371883
um because smokers are fucking disgusting and degenerate MAYBE?!
>>75371883
Idk I'm just worried they wouldn't like the smell or would be bothered because I work at a food place
>>75371933
*blows smoke in your face*
>>75371969
wish a nigga would haven't killed a man in a long time
>>75371938
Tell them to fuck off?!?
>>75371619
*hits you again and cheers canada and poland*
>>75371986
Nigga we got beef. When I get mad I black out and BODIES. START. DROPPIN'.
How does this make u feel, Californians?
>>75372061
We're actually overflowing with it now
>>75372061
>They are literally dying of thirst RIGHT NOW
>>75372112
Next time don't wake up, bitch
>>75372157
>>75372133
I have my very own well so I can just let a hose run into a river all day.
All this near infinite perfectly pure 6 degree Celsius water
>>75372224
Bravo Estonia
>>75372224
I am proud. Don't forget to filter it though, they put something in it
Feel status update: sad
>>75372553
Its ground water from 50 meteres deep, no one puts anything in it. It's as pure as it gets. Only place that puts shit in its water is Tallinn. No other city needs to do it.
Btw I live in a village
>>75372665
The fucking Jews poisoned all the wells
>>75372730
senseless post
>>75372573
Don't be sad you nigger
>>75372730
Actually a few years ago a lot of people died bc they fell into wells here. It was a country wide epidemic of people falling into wells. It was so bad we had PSA's and commericals telling u not to fall into a well
>>75372881
I would drink from your well
>>75372881
Why do I now have the mental image in my head of Estonians walking around pushing hebrews into wells.
>>75372938
Little known fact: over 6000 Jews were gassed in Estonia in WW2
>>75372918
There isn't a better feeling than drinking a big cup of crystal clear near freezing water from your own well after a hot day of hard manual labor
>>75373050
Gassed by what? Lice? The typhus victims corpses breaking open and releasing vile fumes?
Or are you talking about the masturbation machines?
*thinks about canada then sighs*
>>75373100
Ironically it's wasn't the Germans nor the Estonians who supposedly killed all these jews, it were the Russians
>>75373421
Proof?
Were they systematically targeted?
/NewFrance/
I don't mind the Denmark guy, but doesn't he miss his own general? Could he be an outcast?
liquor store opens in 2.5 hours lads
>>75373494
If they were christians, yes.
Morning buds.
>wake up hungover
>keep drinking
Living the dream!
>>75373550
he's an american. From Tennessee
>>75373494
It was the SS who rounded up the Jews and gypsies, mostly from Lithuania and sent them here. At first they held them here as workers, but eventually started killing them. When the Estonian SS found out that they were killing the Jews they said it's not ok and had the SS officer arrested, took over the camp and stopped the ovens. It was later revealed that the people doing the killing were actually Vlassovians (Russians under the command of Andrei vlassov, a Russian officer who went over to the German side).
Estonian SS was only men who wished vengeance on the red army for killing or deporting nearly 1/10th of Estonian population in 1940-1941. They never believed the true SS values. They saved 4k Jews from getting deep fried
>>75373645
>wake up hungover
how long does it take you to recover
>>75373659
is he home sick? is that why he posts here?
>>75373693
>The perpetrators of the holocaust were actually just Russians taking revenge for what the jews have done to their people
>>75373708
I'm already recovered, because I'm drunk again!
>>75373769
yes. He misses his old home on the mountain top and singing rocky top with his friends
is revenge a bad thing?
>>75373803
living the dream
Post weird rules from ur cunt.
In Estonia u have to get a driver's license for a bicycle if ur under the age of 16. 16 and up can ride without a license. U can get some pretty hefty fines if the cops catch u riding without a license.
I failed my exam so I never got the license and rode around for 6 years without one. Never got caught. When I saw the cops I jumped off my bike and ran into the forest.
>>75373970
no but posting anime is
>>75373970
It's not worth it most of the time in my experience. Follow Virtue and improve life for yourself and the ones you love instead.
>>75374027
>In Estonia u have to get a driver's license for a bicycle if ur under the age of 16
are you fucking shitting me?
>>75374034
you dont know where I've been and what happened there, I can post as many fucking animes as I want
why isnt the liquor store open reeeeeeeeeeeee
SHAN'T
>>75374071
Nope. Here's the law that states this
www(dot)riigiteataja(dot)ee/akt/85710
U can use Google translate to read it if u want.
Also I crashed my bicycle into a parked car on a street once. I fled the scene bc I didn't have insurance
>>75373769
Ameri-chan, i'm not from Tennessee.
I just really like to be here with you guys.
>>75374279
why
mornin
>>75374071
He probably is but my friend got busted in Colorado for drunk bicycling. It makes even less sense when you realize the town has so few people and you can't ride a bike if you're obliterated.
>>75374293
I don't know, it's comfy, funny people, good jokes.
WHY ISNT THE LIQUOR STORE OPEN
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
hey look, boobie string :3
LCBO: SUN 11:00 AM - 6:00 PM
>>75374530
>Literally post a law about it
>He probably is shitting u
Dude I'm not. Our cunt is weird
>>75374773
I think I hate my dad's girlfriend
I'm pretty sure he pisses me off badly too
How do I reconcile this with the fact that I'm living with them
>>75374878
it should encourage you to move out
>>75374909
I'm in uni
found a liter of rum
wonder when i bought that
good times
I want a muslim gf NOW
*steals canada's liquor*
>>75375001
I am the liquor, denmark
>>75375001
ummm rude???
>>75374185
>I fled the scene bc I didn't have insurance
farts smell like poo lads
grim
*sniffs*
Ugghhh what's that smell?!
America!? Was it you!?
when is a good time to move out? Im 19 and have a pizza job and have 1 year of college. i feel like im wasting my life staying at home
>>75367969
>again
>>75375472
s-sorry danmark
pictures of pretty girls you find on the internet are NOT for fantasizing about
hey guys
i hate leafs! i hate them!
going to bed at 10am because i have work at 5. i will awaken in 6 hours.
>man i hate zlumpf i wish bush was back
Why do liberals have such short term memories?
these are just pixels on your screne, not for unpure sexual thoughts
>>75376108
hey
>>75376346
Americans are memes
>>75376346
no self respecting person over 30 is a liberal
>>75376346
In my English class last semester, for 20-30 minutes every class, the professor would start a discussion about trump.
Every. Single. Class.
idk how they don't get tired of talking about it.
>>75376366
This makes me frustrated
when you drop a pop can and it looks like it's about to burst, but it didn't, does that mean it's no good?
i don't have experience with dropping pop cans, and i just did
do you lads think that whenthe final victory comes i ill be spared:
>>75376536
That was the first time you dropped a pop can?
I'm surprised it didn't burst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa7MrFssk-I
This is actually pretty funny autism
>>75364915
>>75376108
>when you were about to do something but forget
is this the dementia?
i played football for 8 years, maybe i gots da brain damage
big milky boobies
(not for sexual thoughts as they aren't real)
>>75376739
How do you get brain damage from football? Too many headers? Jumped into a pole as a goalie?
What the fugging fug is going on in Mississipi, Murrica?
>>75376874
blacks
>tennessee
>nn
>ss
>ee
>mississippi
>ss
>ss
>pp
>>75376874
niggers
>>75377095
>>75377114
i just watched that movie
>>75377133
Jesus Christ Anon
>>75377133
I fuckign hate the obese.
>>75377133
>>75377562
Aditionally:
>leaving your children to play in the water unsupervised
WTF
This Chinese guy is pretending he can't speak english
my gf... oh wait it's just a drawing
why are euro cum posters the best posters?
>>75377907
Bc euros love cum
>>75377907
there is simply no explanation...
>>75377907
its a mystery
>>75377907
Are we?
brown girls eyes are best girl eyes
brown eyes with brown contacts are next level
>>75377938
>>75377942
>>75378030
>>75378033
GET OUT OF MY CUM
>>75378105
but it tastes delicious
>>75377907
It's a trick. They want to take down /cum/ and people like you are allowing it.
>>75378095
im starting to come to the conclusion that asian girls are the best
CST > MT >>>>>>>>> EST >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PST
>>75378259
oh. wow.
Central anything is a fucking joke
>>75378259
um sorry but NST is objectively the supereiror north american time zone
>>75378259
EST master race. Central peasant.
>>75378514
Why is the USA so rich?
had a dream last night where people found out i was planning to kill myself and everyone just told me to go for it
>>75378564
Because we don't have a lot of Canadians
there's a bird in my window well
probably going to die there since i guess it can't fly out
Ready to infiltrate Shia's cuckshed in Finland
>>75378514
>Nigeria
t-thanks...
>>75378514
>west virginia
>ethiopia
goodness
>>75378924
Wait, he's still out there?
>>75378514
>slovenia
MELANIA
Evening guys
>>75378963
don't worry bro, they're a fuck-huge country
Favorite european country?
I like france
>>75379818
iceland
>>75379818
Is France a country?
luggage lads
jhelp
>>75380144
Did you get your liquor, bud?
>>75380144
sorry lad, canada is notorious for losing luggage
>>75378514
Fact: Californians are the most powerful race on Earth.
>>75379584
gewd morning
>>75380144
what are you on about
ive been awake all night playing video games again
gosh darn it
Suffering
What do we think of this guy?
yoga doomsday
>>75380473
He looks like a mix between Jonah Hill and Michael Cera.
>>75380580
wtf you're right. he's lost my vote
>>75380473
He's a globalist shill, but that doesn't matter because he will lose to Trudeau again. Mad max was our only hope.
>>75380627
seriously? democracy sucks ass lately
yeh lads, just going to buy an apartment for a place to stay https://www.lasvegascondomania.com/info/displayCondo.php?mls=1813302
>ANNUAL PROPERTY TAXES: $22,581
I guess I'll be investing my money in London then
>>75380706
>why is this condo on the vegas strip so expensive
saw moot's lewd picture
>>75381094
share now
need to make a drink named the manchester bomb
there is the irish car bomb already
>>75381244
alcohol is haram