/brit/

>>75344902
FUCK ME LADS

wanking before i'm off to a girls birthday party

>>75344853
as attacks continue, the victims will continue to be disillusioned regarding pc culture

hate ukip

Chatting up a non-white girl la

doing my bit for multicultural Britain :^)

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view out my flat

>>75344977

>>75344977
what happens if someone in one of these tribes commits a crime?

how many more terrorist attacks before the normies realise islam isn't all that

feeling a bit down in the dumps atm

Pretty worried about the state of Britain's graduates. I've travelled a fair bit and it does seem like the majority of ours are lazier and dumber than any other developed country.

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anime

>>75344986
>*lingers on the periphery*

>>75344902
she seems a bit busty

Tired lads, might have an early one haha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9yBXi-ytwM

convinced that an actual army of muslims could invade and leftists would still excuse their behaviour

>>75345027
She is prime breeding material to save the white race

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Hmmm

>>75345018
all me

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>>75344973
excellent post

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Why does the North look like it's literally just come out of the great depression?

>>75345061
did it ever leave it?

>>75345061
its actually so fucking grim

>>75345007
Reckon they get away scott free

need need NEED to live in japan lads

ariane grande is a little slut who deserves be raped by a million pakis

>>75345061
t. northerner

>>75345061
its alright

>>75345100
is that your fantasy, rasheed?

>>75345056
Really want to get playing Empire: Total War after seeing this, but my PC won't have it. Keeps crashing. Does my head in.

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gf

having a beer and curry while watching the footie. that's the life. not a racist. simple as

>>75345061
Because it basically did - one induced by and for the southerners.
Reparations when you southern faggots?

>>75345061
Looks the same as the south it is just poorer

>>75345100
Wouldn't raise a finger to stop it t.b.h

>>75345100
edgy

>>75344977
Amazing how actual uncontacted tribes still exist wonder what they must think when they see a helicopter or something

>>75345138
Love Mistress T, wanked so many times to her stuff.

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Played a prank on my sister lads aha

got sent this http://i.4cdn.org/b/1495902377180.jpg

salman didn't do nothing

>>75345161
who cares what they think about anything bth

>>75345161
They think: "I'd love to appropriate some of THAT culture."

>>75345174
nonce

>>75345137

play a paradox game instead

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1900:

March 5 – Two U.S. Navy cruisers are sent to Central America to protect American interests in a dispute between Nicaragua and Costa Rica.

March 16 – The British archaeologist Sir Arthur Evans purchases the land on Crete on which the ruins of the palace of Knossos stand. He begins to unearth some of the palace three days later.

May 18 – The United Kingdom proclaims a protectorate over Tonga.

May 21 – Russia invades Manchuria.

May 31 – Boxer Rebellion: Peacekeepers from various European countries arrive in China where they join with Japanese forces.

June 14 – The Reichstag approves a second law that allows the expansion of the Imperial German Navy.

July 2 – The first zeppelin flight is carried out near Friedrichshafen, Germany.

July 23-25 – The First Pan-African Conference is held in London

December 14 – Max Planck announces his discovery of the law of black body emission, marking the birth of quantum physics

>>75345186
how does she give birth?! :OO

>>75345186
>/b/

shant

wish i was normal and had a nice quiet life

>>75345228
via urethral penetration and ejaculating straight into her balls which impregnates them with sperm

>>75345228
out her bum

>>75345056
turkey is included in this picture. neurons firing

>>75344902

Haha. I know this girl, and she knows about 4chan. I'll ask her what she thinks of all of you.

really wish i had a job

>>75345288
. let's make a business

>>75345286
Tell her I said "Hello, will you be my friend?"

just signed up for the ol' graduation
dont really want to go

you guys are disgusting

>>75345286
don't fucking care, post pics of her

SNP and UKIP are two sides of the same coin.


t.Scottish tory voter

>>75345322
Thanks for stopping by.

do girls go on /brit/?

>>75344973
>>75345212
>>75345230
>>75345286
>>75345356
>'ddit spacing

>>75345366
i'm here hihi

>>75345317
skipped mine, took shots with the boys instead

>>75345400
VERY glad I wasn't caught up in this debacle

>>75345407
me too hun :>

>>75345366

girls would rather post on /pol/ than going on /int/

>>75345408
alri christine how's barb

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interesting

>>75345408
>took shots with the boys
Are you OK? How are the hospital bills?

enjoy reading tumblr posts and learning about female abnos with 'pression.

they have similar humour to 'channers

>>75345450
Hep A, B, C, D, and E

Not gonna make it m8

>>75345472
Not too bad. So long as you lay off the Kopparberg.

>>75345462
abos?

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need a qt armed police gf

>>75345515
glad I'm not the only one who read it that way

>>75345462
depressed male abnos are basically recluses who never really had a chance

depressed female abnos are basically failed normies. they have far less sympathy from me.

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1903:

January 1 – Edward VII is proclaimed Emperor of India.

January 19 – The first west–east transatlantic radio broadcast is made from the United States to England.

March 5 – The Ottoman Empire and the German Empire sign an agreement to build the Constantinople–Baghdad Railway.

June 11– Serbian King Alexander Obrenović and Queen Draga are assassinated.

July 7 – The British take over the Fulani Empire.

November 3 – With the encouragement of the United States, Panama proclaims itself independent from Colombia.

November 17 – The Russian Social Democratic Labour Party splits into two groups; the Bolsheviks (Russian for "majority") and Mensheviks (Russian for "minority").

November 18 – The new state of Panama gives the U.S. exclusive rights over the Panama Canal Zone.

>>75345520
Dat trigger discipline

wish I was one of those urban explorers who can jump anything

>Reviewbrah hasn't posted anything all week

Seriously hope he hasn't killed himself

it's so much harder being an abnormie when you've had a taste of what it's like to be a normie

>>75345520

she would arrest you for islamophobia

>>75345053>>75345051

'shalla

>>75345577
*jumps your whale of a mum*

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>>75345341

>>75345520

would like them to step on my bollocks desu

>>75345600
FONT

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>>75345013

lefties would be apologising to the ISIS jihadi leading them to the gallows for not being tolerant enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgxwKEuy-pM
doing a feel

>>75345614
ah yes love Richmond

got drunk and angry a couple of nights ago at my 3 female flatmates because they never clean their hair out of the shower drain

sent some VERY passive aggressive messages into the group chat, I knew I'd regret it but at the time I was too pissed to care

one of them replied "why don't you just tell us when the drain is blocked and then ask us to clean the hair out if it's too much for you? :)"

NO YOU FUCKING CUNT WOMAN
YOU CLEAN THE DRAIN AFTER YOU SHOWER LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD
IT'S NOT HARD
IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM
next time I see them, they're getting a piece of mind

and if any of you virgin freaks think house sharing with females is fun, it fucking ISN'T, women are the messiest, most unhygienic, spoilt little shits you will ever deal with. at least if you share with random blokes they'll not throw a hissy fit when you ask them to sort something out.

WOMEN
GRRRRRRRRRR
going to spank the absolute hell out of the gf tonight for being a woman

>>75345520
She needs to stop my cock from exploding by shooting my bollocks

>>75345640
wish i had a bf (bit less obnoxious than him tho)

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Having a celebratory wank and cider lads

>>75345614

cute belly

>>75345007
there's no crime there because there's no law

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>>75345501
I can quit anytime I want, I just dont want to

>>75345669
>he sends the virgin message

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agCv0GKBL7E

>the state of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKhiNkqBpJk (sad) choon

fucking love science me

>>75345462

Women can't be depressed or struggle from mental illness. It's impossible to be sad when you have everyone constantly feeding you attention. If youre depressed, boohoo, be a strong independent woman.

Women have no excuse to be fat. If youre a fat woman, shame on you. Stop eating and get up off your arse and walk outside a bit lazy cunt. Theres no such thing as being chubby. Youre either obese or fit.

If you are in a relationship, and your face is sub 7/10, youre being cucked. Your stacy girlfriend is out fucking male models.

Marriage is a scam. All women are whores and incapable of long term commitment. She's only marrying you for money.

Women can't be foreveralone or incel. It's just not possible.

Feminism is the root evil cause of inceldom. Women dont deserve rights if theyre being shallow bitches.

Women need to be placed to work in factories and construction if they think they are equal to men.

Personality does not matter at all if you are ugly. If you are good looking, you automatically have a good personality no matter how much of a jerk you are.

Now get the fuck off this sub.

>>75345742
the bankers the bonuses

>>75345757
same
dae schrodingers cat o)

ran out of mixer
looks like I'm going to be drinking this vodka "a la carte" as they say in spain

>this girl group dancing on Britain's Got Talent

wew
14/15/16 years old

>>75345750
won't be clicking on this, might off myself haha

>>75345725

>he doesn't have his own suite

it's all on you

>>75345782
What voddy?

>>75345783
nonce

>>75345801
tesco own brand
who do you think you're talking to

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>>75345781
>astrophysics

>>75345669
the missus used to do all the cleaning around mine before she fucked off

Even gave ol' Slick Willy a trim once or twice.

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doing a burger lads

>Love Actually Red Nose Day Reunion
>thumbnail is a black man and white woman
pure coincidence

>>75345818
A lad with standards?

>>75345782
just do what the other lad did and dilute it with tapwater

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>>75345801
Dan Aykroyd's Skull Vodka™

beer is vile

>>75345778
>Women need to be placed to work in factories
women do work in factories you mong
feminism just forgot about them because its mainly a bourgeois movement

>>75345828
delet

>>75345830
hit it with a little soy sauce and some montreal steak seasoning

going on a walk

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Absolute fucking state of Dutch beers

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>beer is vile

>>75345856
hmmm pretty sure that other lad might've been me also

I think I'm going to dry downing it in shots rather than going the tapwater method this time. The quicker it's over the less likely I am to vom.

>>75345890
GNARLY DUDE THAT SOUNDS RADICAL

is joe weller the most deano human being alive

>missed TMO

fuck

>>75345929
posh wanker

because because because because becaaaaause because of the wonderful things he does

>>75345830
*picks up your spatula, slides it under the burger, and fucking wangs it over your yard wall and into the distance*
fuck off

got a takeaway but didn't order enough

still well hungry

>>75345830
fuck off murderer

>>75345913
Too large and not foamy enough

wont be eating anything tonite

>>75345941
The guy from The Jam?

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burger update

>>75346022
anorexic

invited one of the lads to come with me to meet up with another of the lads and he said he'll let me know.

fuck u mean you'll let me know? all the cunt does is sit around his mum's house, doesn't even own video games, no car, no gf, I had to call him over facebook because his phone service was off. It's not like he's got an abundance of shit going on and needs to sort it out before he can give me a solid answer.

Fuck it, I'll go by myself.

>>75346101
stop shaming me x

There are chavs on reddit?

>>75346082
Post willy update

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I'll have a glass of your finest cider thanks, something as uncivilised as "beer" shall never grace my unsullied lips

>>75346127
fuck off normie, leave him alone
he doesn't want to be with you

>>75346082
fucked it

bland

bf is slut shaming me again

Remember mertensbro from /sp/

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>>75346137

Lads go to reddit and bring back something.

1913:

January 12- Adolf Hitler and Josip Broz Tito are simultaneously resident in Vienna.

February 23 – Joseph Stalin is arrested by the Russian secret police, the Okhrana, in Petrograd and exiled to Siberia.

March 1 - Yuan Shikai uses military force to dissolve China's parliament and rules as a dictator.

March 4 - Woodrow Wilson is sworn in as the 28th President of the United States.

March 18 – George I of Greece is assassinated after 50 years on the throne.

May 24 – Princess Victoria Louise of Prussia marries Prince Ernest Augustus of Hanover in Berlin, ending the rift between the Houses of Hohenzollern and Hanover.


July 10 - Romania declares war on Bulgaria

December 30 – Italy returns the Mona Lisa to France.

>>75346188
shan't 'dit spac'

>>75345941
He's a top bloke and makes banging choons

jealous little twat

*gets schwifty*

>>75346162
he can sit at home with himself and a couple roaches if thats what he likes. I just wanted to introduce a proper evening out with the boys to his otherwise skeletal agenda

>>75346204
there was one point in history when hitler, tito, trotsky, stalin and freud lived in the same vienna neighbourhood
bit mental

wank time

Reminder that these guys are millionaires and bang supermodels every week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vklajg2S1Wg

just found out (by mispressing buttons on the controller looking for a real channel) that 565 is the Blaze channel (the christfag channel funded by insane murfag christfags)

watching it right now

HAHA

>>75346245
>with himself and a couple roaches if thats what he likes.

His roommates are Turks?

think I am meant to be 007 la

>>75346188
made me ree a bit ngl

>>75346237
*shits on the floor*

I'M PICKLE RICK BOOOOOM GOD'S NOT REAL

>>75346168
good

>>75346271
Imagine the banter between these mad lads.

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>>75346188
(redditspace)
hmm

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Tous les garcons et les filles des mon age
Se promenent dans la rue deux par deu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V-b8QIYOpM

>>75346280
worse

his family has food stamp cards

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>Outsourcing your IT to pajeets
>The city of BA

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felix

>>75346346
Thinking of all the normies whose holidays to Shagaluf are ruined and cackling like a madman

women were a mistake

>>75346327
francoise is the cutest

>>75346375
only billionaires fly with BA

Been doing a think lads.

Imagine being an earthworm. You'd spend all your days eating dirt and dead humans and animals and trying to avoid being eaten by birds. And yet without you the world would just be littered with dead corpses and there wouldn't be any soil for new plants so the next generation of herbivores could live. Something so small and yet so important. Bit mental when you think about it.

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>>75345586

>>75346375
It's not normie season yet. The only people going to shagaluf now is UKIP voting grannies and their slightly dodgy husbands. Normies don't go till late june/july.

>>75346430
You don't need to imagine it mate
*crushes you under my heel and spins*

*expects the spanish inquisition*

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/bin-laden-song-police-party-13097525

>sing song about making fun of a dead terrorist
>party gets broken up by helicopter swat team

Britcux will defend this

>>75346436
not even sure if thats fake or not anymore

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The tea :

Is it possible to be an alcoholic who only drinks cider? Asking for a friend

>>75346438
>Normies don't go till late june/july.
>normies going on holidays in winter

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lads i have done you a burger update

doign mcirowav cury fr diner

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We should do an /int/ lads tour to Shagaluf. It'd be proper mental!

>>75346498
Slap some pineapple on and you're good lad

>>75346486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s70gbdf4AY

>>75346533
>can't even organise a 4 person meetup in a pub
>someone manage to get 10+ people to fly to another country and not die

>>75346533
No we shouldn't.

>>75346498
Not enough jalapeños

>>75346507
Edgy

>>75346533
YEA LETS GO!
*packs my bags straight away*

>>75345913
where you at lad?

>>75346533
Shan't

>>75346533

already organised the beefa meetup

>>75346484
>"Warning, footage may cause offense or shock"
SOFT UK
O
F
T

U
K

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>tfw millie will never hug you

If something akin to the beslan school siege happened in the UK the braindead lefty normos would still apologise for the killers

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1914:

June 28 – Nineteen-year-old Serbian nationalist Gavrilo Princip assassinates Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and his wife, Duchess Sophie.

July 2 – The German Kaiser announces that he will not attend the Archduke's funeral.

July 5 – Powerful leaders within Austria-Hungary meet to discuss possibilities of war with Serbia, Russia, and France.

July 28 - Austria-Hungary declares war on Serbia

July 31 - Russia orders full mobilisation against Austria-Hungary.

August 1 - The German Empire declares war on the Russian Empire.

August 2 - A secret treaty between the Ottoman Empire and Germany secures Ottoman neutrality.

August 3 - Germany declares war on Russia's ally, France.

August 4 - Declaration of war by the United Kingdom on Germany

August 5 -The Kingdom of Montenegro declares war on Austria-Hungary.

August 6 -Austria-Hungary declares war on Russia.

August 12 - Formal declaration of war by the United Kingdom on Austria-Hungary.

August 23 - Japan declares war on Germany.

September 7 – World War I: Turkey declares war on Belgium.

September 10 – South Africa declares war on Germany.

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>tfw yui will never step on your bollocks

arduino uno came in the mail just now
>>75345174
kys nonce freak

captcha kissimmee real

>>75346684
>akin
despise this word. it disrupts the mood of the sentence.

>>75346703
>August 4 - Declaration of war by the United Kingdom on Germany

Hmmm yes the aggressors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc1TqmPwKR4

>>75346703
>Powerful leaders
hmm yes the powerful leaders

Ramadanathon starts today

Here's what the teams have done pre-season

Most recent attack: May 25th; Athens, Greece.
Greek ex-premier Lucas Papademos wounded in Athens bombing

May 24th; Jakarta, Indonesia
Double Suicide Bombing Kills Three Police Officers, Injures 10 Others in Indonesia

May 23rd; Marawi, Philippines
ISIS takes control of the city of Marawi

May 22nd; Manchester, England
Manchester attack: 22 dead and 59 hurt in suicide bombing

>>75346533

Night out in manny when

on a mad one

somebody is having a party

can hear loud music

Not even gonna call back to see if he's coming with us or not

Gave him the chance, not my problem

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>>75346533
>/int/ lads

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did some onions with honey and balsamic lads. fried the bun in the oniony pan after.

>>75346765
>Lucas Poppadoms

Let me guess, and his wife Rita Pilau Rice?

>>75346484
>I know the law, ahv bin to court 7-fuckin-2 times

kek, I wonder why they turned up

es pos

>>75346782
7th june, Antwerp with the lads

>1940s/50s films
>obscenely high ratings

Why do people do this? Attention?

am in deep shit lads punched a bender last night and many people are taking his defense

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just submitted my dissertation on selly-ester watts fields

good feel

>>75346844
what the fuck is that red goo

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Just got a new motor lads

Good for work and can still cane fuck out of it lol

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would like to try sex at least once in my life

>>75346883
did he have it cumming?

>>75346844
Why fucking bother when you've smothered it with enough ketchup to drown an entire class of children?

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One of the youngest victims of the Manchester Arena suicide bombing died attending her first ever pop concert after receiving a ticket for her 14th birthday.

Nell Jones was at the Ariana Grande gig with her best friend Freya Lewis when they were among the fans targeted in the blast.

Nell was excited about her first concert and went shopping to buy an outfit for the night out, a family friend revealed.

>>75346883
a proper bollocking is deserved

>>75346514
that's fucking charred

>>75346900
Peng lass that one

>>75346939
Oy vey, delete this

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ah yes

ah yes, quaint.

>>75346912
yeah he started getting real close and i was embarassed because hes a fucking bender
then he felt me up and i just threw my hand at him

>>75346934
the ratio is correct for the height of burger

>A British police officer was moved to activate her panic button after taking offence at a parody song making fun of former Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden being played at a garden party, bringing in serious re-enforcements to a small English village.

>The officer pressed the panic button on her body-mounted camera after being dispatched to a garden party in a picturesque Cambridgeshire village at around 10pm on Thursday and overhearing a song being played that mocked Osama Bin Laden. Responding to the call for help, the local force dispatched another ten officers and a police helicopter, Cambridge News reports.

>It is alleged that in addition to the parody song making fun of the dead terrorist, party-goers were also shouting “anti-Islamic abuse”, a suggestion the partygoers deny.

>Mark Donovan, who attended the party in the Cambridge village — which dates back to the time of the Domesday Book — spoke to the paper after the incident, and said: “We was having a summer’s evening in my neighbour’s garden as we don’t have one. We had our karaoke machine on playing music through our phones from YouTube which are all approved songs.

>“It was about 10pm and the music may have been a little loud but it was before 11pm. Someone must have made a complaint, and a police officer attended our address, at which time a song from YouTube called the Bin Laden Song came on.

>“This police officer said she took offence at the song and pressed her panic button on her body cam and that’s when about ten police turned up and the police helicopter.

>“They are now investigating it as a racist crime. It is ridiculous.”

>Police have seized the karaoke machine.

https://archive.is/M6BPr

>>75346900
Don't bother it's pretty gay

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>>75346956

>>75346981
Seeing how detestable faggots act all the time will let you realize how annoying chauvinistic men can be towards women.

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>>75347006
>>Police have seized the karaoke machine.

>>75347006
A guy got stabbed outside my house once, the police had to jump a fence to get to him and the female officer couldnt

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>>75347019
>tight-gdp.jpg

Psssh nothin personnel kid

i had a pimple on my forehead the other week and now my mom is texting me asking if i want her to buy me prescription acne cream. it's already gone. but even if it wasn't, i wouldn't want prescription acne medicine for it

reminding me of high school. wish she would fuck OFF

>>75347085
>that drop at the end
u alri germoney?

>>75347020
yeah except when its male/female males still do it because they know that NO woman is going to brick them
this bender know what can happen to him if he falls on the bad lad yet still tries. and worst thing is its not the first time this happens with me, with other homosexuals or with this guy. had enough

>>75347052

I was sat in the garden once when some lad jumped into my garden. Some /fit/ policeman was right behind him and smashed his face into the floor a millisecond later

>be german
>get MERKEL'd

So bored I want to cry

I thought the internet was the universe of exploration but everything seems to have consolidated into like 3 sites

>>75347109
If I didn't live with my parents I think I'd talk to them about three times a year.

>>75347129
That's the Jewish lad from 'nam

want to fight ISIS lads, which group do i join?

*hisses at you loudly*
*scuttles to the back of my cage and furiously burrows under the rotting straw as you turn around*

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/brit/ meetup in central London tonight

cocaine and prossies are on me

Havent said a word to my father in 5 years

>>75347144
>its not the first time this happens with me, with other homosexuals or with this guy
pd

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How do British people feel abou TV licenses?

Not in the meme way, like do you feel that it is worth it

is it all for BBC? or is there other things that it pays for

>>75347162
You can

A) post willy
B) sing us a sea shanty
C) get drunk and do all of the above

>>75347175
JIDF

>>75347175
they're called the army lad

>>75347109
hate this post and the poster who made it

>>75347162

read a book you brainlet

doing a 'cide

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>>75347175
The Kingdom of Jerusalem lad

>>75347195
normal people pay it and are fine with it
rorkes and other edgy twats throw small hissy fits about it now and again

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>>75347208

>>75347240
hate this post and the poster who made it

>>75347224
where's ku tho

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>>75347195

Some of the BBC is still based desu.

Like this nigga.

But the rest of the time we're basically paying for lefty propaganda which is a bit wank.

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>>75347188
W E W
E
W

>>75347192
have always rejected them though, without violence though. but this lad it was over the top, he had everything that made me hate him. speaks like a bender (cheveux sur la langue), looks like a bender, walks like a bender. hope he wont even look at me now

>>75347188
betting noob here, why is 5 correct results making such a massive return? whats going on here

>>75347195
Don't pay it. They can't enter your house to find out so aren't able to prove you're actually using a tv

>>75347260
He became the President of France

>>75347281
probabilities are multiplicative
much harder to predict 5 results than 1

>>75347188
DELETE THIS

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ah yes, France

>>75347281
Because the probably of each is hard to predict, when you add all of those together the chance of all of them happening is even more unlikely

>>75347275
>cheveux sur la langue
horses under the tongue?

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>>75347006
>Mark Donovan

>>75347281
he only gets the payout if they all happen
multiply the odds together to get the chance of a payout (its very very small)

>>75347275
Isn't cheveux a horse. On the other hand, i did get an E in GCSE french

>>75347281
all of the information is on the image you fucking turbo brainlet

>>75347109
skin care products are really good these days 2bh

>>75347275
>hope he wont even look at me now
try not being bender bait then lol

>>75347341
Ah gay paris
So sophisticated xoxo

>>75347281
Retard

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>>75347377
I DON'T NEED IT, I LITERALLY DON'T HAVE A SINGLE PIMPLE ON MY FACE

>>75347351
>>75347362
cheveux is hair
cheval is horse
chevaux is multiple horses

>>75347281
actual thicko or bait post

>>75347281
To be honest you don't have to know about betting. Just knowing simple maths should be sufficient

>>75347275
>>75347351

No no, its "hair under the language"

>>75347341
*ploughs my 14:21 London Midland service to Birmingham International straight through it*

>>75347377
What would you recommend?

>>75347341
This isn't France

>>75347432
wee wee, une demi pulet por favor

wish i had a job

>>75347281
nobody knows, it's still inexplicable to modern science

>>75347434
where do you think we are
half the mongs in here failed their GCSEs

>>75347460
no its literally a gypsy town in paris

>>75347195

It's alright. There should probably be some way for people in other countries to pay a subscription fee too to use Iplayer desu

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>>75347352
great post

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NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

>be British
>wake up at sunrise to the salat al-fajr blaring through ever speaker in London
>wave at the CCTV camera while I'm taking a shower
>eat some shakshuka for breakfast because my wife's son says breakfast needs to be more diverse
>there's a letter in the transom saying I must pay my TV license because indoctrination isn't free
>take the underground to work and get blown up by an innocent refugee
>wake up in the hospital getting free healthcare
>wave to the CCTV camera by my hospital bed
>hospital food is harira and fried grasshoppers since it's halal
>get a notice I have to pay for my email license
>realize I've been circumcised while I was unconscious, Dr. Patel says it's' more sanitary this way
>Sharia Police runs into my room and demands to know why my wife's son isn't wearing a head scarf
>try to mansplain that he's a boy
>my wife's son says he doesn't identify that way anymore
>Sharia Police kill everyone in the room
>my beheaded body is paraded through the streets while everyone chants "fuck white people!"
>the Guardian and Telegraph says they're worried about my public execution because it might cause Islamaphobia
>be buried in Highgate cemetary
>my bones are being monitored by CCTV
>have to renew my burial license next month

>>75347469
>Stop never should of coming here

>>75347530
like these posts :D

>>75347006
Guy says himself he's been to court 72 times

His wife/gf says she wants to report the neighbours for not speaking English

I think it's reasonable that the police turned up, they were chav scum

Glad i moved to london lads
don't even need an alarm clock aha pennies saved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

alright then what does hairs under the tongue mean then you frenchies

>>75347531
>wake up at sunrise to the salat al-fajr blaring through ever speaker in London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i82PBpw2Vg0

Kind of like the idea of waking up every morning to eerie distant resounding socialist hymns.

>>75347531
This post would only work in Northern towns/cities which are around 80% Pakistani and have a complete lack of integration

need a chevaux sur la arsehole 2bh

>>75347006
>Her

Filthy dumb roastie scum.

>>75347579
when they talk they make a lot of sssss sound
very hard to describe. i think its a french only ting

>>75347555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_wbJ3J5wVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upvfSgO51YE

>>75347531
kek

>>75347610
Lmao did you just say riding a horse in french aha xx

>>75347579
Expression for having a lisp

>>75347637
You mean a lisp you dosey french runt