/brit/

alri

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>>75330890

despacito

Anyone post 2012 is a runt

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love pints

>>75330901
i don't like 4chan x because it changes things I don't want to change and I can't be arsed to go through all the settings and fix it.

tried to use it a couple of times but end up uninstalling it.

>>75330904
king of the runts imo

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>>75330904
RUDE

why are muzzies the only ones who don't integrate

>>75330904
aye to that

>>75330908
I perfected my config years ago and since then I barely touch it mate

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>>75330905
Had myself a belgian beer the other day

>>75330915
I'll give it another go sometime, it has some handy features tbf

advice to my lads: you can sage and cloverpost at the same time with sagesince4pass

>>75330908
I can't live without 4chan X at this stage.

Does ctrl+enter work on the generic site?

>>75330919

>>75330919
y tho? :/

>>75330919
No point in saging at this stage.

>>75330921
nah, I tab twice.

>>75330924
>>75330925
handy tip if you're ever in a pinch and need to cloverpost without disturbing the sanctity of a thread

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Reminder that Hiro did this on purpose to boost pass sales, and moot helped him by messing with recaptcha

>>75330932
I can't think of a single situation where that would be necessary

Having a Cornetto

>>75330933
Is Moot really a Jew?

>>75330935
you never know until you're there

>>75330936
cornetto

>>75330933
it's not working

/v/ the second busiest board has one post every minute

>>75330940
Have you gone to /b/, it's fucking weird

ri

Radical accelerationism will be the ultimate salvation of mankind, quite simple really

alri

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(((beth)))

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mans on road

>>75330941
So pretty standard for /b/ then?

?

>>75330946
Where is she from looks nice

mancunian really is just an inherently disgusting word

>>75330950
How long did it take you to mine that

>>75330950
>>75330957
>light penis odor

ah yes

>>75330956
I all them northern subhuman nearly irish bastards

drive chain came off my bike at 40mph
should probably have a gander ahah

>>75330958
I didn't mine this one it's on a public list

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>>75330956
manchester is a disgusting place

a bit of the ol' 'burn 'ads

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imagine living in a town called slough

>>75330962
Unironically becoming a tripfag now wonder what my name will be

>>75330966
nothing wrong with slough

>>75330969
t. Slough resident

>>75330962
>>75330968
REEEEEEEEEEE public list was wrong reeeeeeeee

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hot day in Paris

>>75330969
nonce

giving it a go

>>75330971
http://thailad.zz.mu/trips

>>75330972
me in the foreground

cheeky

>>75330976
Already done did it
>>75330975

>>75330976
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK

>>75330919
sage doesn't do anything anymore

>>75330978
alri, lad

>>75330980
alri

>>75330985
alri

>>75330961
What's your ride mate? Currently doing my bike test, what a complicated mess...

I am actually a bit bent, even have a bf, might keep this one

>>75330947
wtf?

>>75330985
http://thailad.zz.mu/draw isn't working for me lad I'm literally going to kill myself

>>75330966
>Grimsby
>Scunthorpe
>Hungerford
>Boreham

all lovely places

The last 40 years: Mass migration of Islam and its morality system.
Today: Mass sexual assault, suicide bombing, antisemitism, social strife, occasional honour killings and stonings, army occupying capital cities, perpetual state of emergency.
Hmm, guess it turns out a country is very much dependent upon the people who live in it.
Quelle surprise.

wahey

>>75330989
cb500
think the wheel was misalligned, easy fix

yeah the mountain of tests is a bit shit, and expensive, but also pretty easy so long as you're not an invalid

>>75330996

>>75330972
Want to smell her fanny

'ri

>>75330994
yeh I haven't done anything with the site since like 2015 and some things got a bit fucked.

I will make it good (better) again one day

alri

doing a post x

why is paul nuttall even trying

2017 passes fuck off

So did 4chan get fixed

'

>>75331016
still fucked

>>75331016
not yet

>>75330997
>grimsby
We used to call a birds taint her humber bridge, cos one end smelled of fish, and there was a shithole at the other...

morning

>>75331016
>fa cup final
>no match threads

fucking japmoot

hi

>>75331029
/sp/ genocide was a side-effect of making 4chan pay-to-post

When I am in the UK for 2 months this 'summer' I will use this tripcode so you know it's me

>>75331034
shall I delist it?

>>75331035
ye

>>75331034
Where you going round mate?

>>75331036
aaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone

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Strategically not showing my clover so people don't realise I'm a newfag.

>>75331004
she wants it too
also don't overuse the name of my last oneitis (actually taught her her name meant pussy)

even if the problem is google's side, what's stopping some 4chan techie from removing the captcha or using another anti-bot script?
pis poor performance

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>>75331041
thank you mister dudrey

>>75331057
>even if the problem is google's side

Can't be. Too many sites use captcha, google would have it fixed now if it was their fault

>>75331058
np, I wanted to add those nip character ones anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jfQ4q4Hfcc

ahh yes, northerners

comin to ur cuntry
stealin ur benefits

>>75331064
all the cabbies near me are poles, good lads

>>75331059
tested it elsewhere, seems fine.. it's 4chins

>>75331064
bring some kielbasa

Alright, it was fun for a while, now fix this shit hiroshimoot

>>75331064
Bring Polish vodka and sausage

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>>75331064
Are Nige is going to get you

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bet there are passless mugs lurking this thread who are INFURIATED by today's proceedings

>>75331075
the use of 4chan is a PRIVILEGE
not a RIGHT

>>75331070
>"server engineer expert"
>4chan breaks every week

captcha's been fucked for 4 hours now

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>nobody is bulling me

>>75331081
it's not fucked you dumb fuck.
It's hiro purposefully screwing with it so you buy 4chan pass.

He did it before when he was admin on 2ch and he will do it in the future.
He's a proper fucking kike.

>>75331082
I can bull you if you want.

>>75331085
*bullying

Poland DO NOT

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thailad STINKS

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>>75331089

Wish it would start raining so it would cool down desu

Why did australians back this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_referendum,_1967_(Aboriginals)

why captcha no work?

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>>75331111

>>75331121

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>>75331087
too late now
I just hope you're a ladyboy

>>75331121
rip in potatoes

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GAST
THE
4CPU(4chan pass users)
LADS

Just arrived in high wycombe.

FREE FAGS ARE COMING BACK

/vip/ IS OVER

IT'S FIXED
FINALLY
FUCK YOU PASSRUNTS

FUCKING LET ME POST REEEE

Alright lads just packing my stuff up and moving to a third world gook shithole to slave away earning gooky peanuts for the rest of my life with no friends or family or countrymen.

Not a nonce on the run from Merseyside police just love humidity and dengue fever, really is simple as.

imagine telling your parents in the 1970s that measles would become a problem in the west again

ree

>>75331084
terrible post

>non-pass lads can't post
>/brit/ at its lowest ever quality

hmm I guess money can't buy humour

ah yes,
the greed of humans

>>75331151
rorke

None of you maggots have got the marbles to take me on in fisticuffs

whats wrong with captcha?

alri

>had a dozen boards up
>test posts everywhere

fucking peasants shitting up the place

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>>75331149
>just love humidity and dengue fever, really is simple as

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she wants a man from my rented flat in High Wycombe on 26 May 2017

just ate outside again
spending too much money on unnecessary stuff like restaurant food
money that could be spent on other stuff like drugs

Vote Corbyn
He will nationalise the pass industry

where is beth from?
looks very pleasant>>75330946

People care more about the "hate crimes" after the Islamic terrorist attacks than the Islamic terrorist attacks

god, it's like the kids are home from school

posting without a pass

unironically heemed my abstract algebra professor on accident yesterday when I was practicing my golf swing and punched him in the head on my back swing
he was absolutely livid

oh whats that? you pay to post on 4chan? haha what a runt, meanwhile I was at the gym too busy to even notice it

>>75331226
*runs into /brit/ yelling*

>>75331149
>just love humidity and dengue fever, really is simple as.
top kek

>>75331226
>god, it's like the kids are home from school

Oh wow, that's exactly what it's like

Good post

just cured cancer and aids

SHAN'T be sharing it with anyone

>>75331207
Who is Marcus Hausen?

>thainonce literally has nothing better to do than post on the 'chon on a saturday night

sad!

The last few hours is 100% proof that passposters do not make good content or gimmicks

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PLEASE let me post

my anxiety is bad as it is

Merseyside mentioned

>the runts come back
>post quality immediately drops
ah yes

real niggers are back

>>75331226
DAD DAD DAD
guess what I did today!!!

Spent the week driving around Europe. It was pretty cool and weird at the same time to drive along a road and then suddenly you're in another country with little more than a sign to tell you where you are entering. The freedom of travel is pretty cool in Europe. But then I realised that absolutely no one knew I was entering their country or who I was which made me realise this freedom of travel isn't too good.
At the end of the day, what's 5 minutes waiting for someone to look at my passport at the border?

>abstract algebra

haha dude... what if we like... put the x over here... woah

alri

REEEEEEEEEEEE NON PASS USERS GET OUTTTTT

we're back wahey

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>>75331149
Thailad confirmed for wavertree

>>75331280
which country did u visit

I KNOW HER LOVE IS TRUE
BUT A SOUL CAN'T USE IT MAKIN LOVE TO YOU

I'VE GOT MY MIND MADE UP
I NEED TO FEEL YOUR TOUCH
I'M GONNA RUN TO YOU

>all those people who bought a pass today

Puppets

>>75331302
France, Belgium, Netherlands, Germany and back

gays

>>75331164
t. hiro

>>75331283
epic

>>75331317
you seen bitcoin value lately?
might as well spend it on something

flat spracklen house marlow >>>> rented flat high wycombe

>>75331317
I bet they're fucking seething. Utter losers

FUCK YOU GOOKMOOT

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HOLD THE LINE

Now that you've found Flash FM, notice that you've become more popular?

>>75331343
flat spracklen house really was the golden age of Tim. I miss the dentist.

at Dunkin Donuts lads

>>75331322
well that wasn't too outlandish
where did you go in france and germany?

>>75331371
that's nice x

>>75331371
post pics of your naked fat fucking body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhB6Lb7_kN8

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She hasn't replied to me lads

It's done, she's def talking to 10+ other guys

>>75331392
i only got a coffee. smoking a menthol and having a think

cracked open my first bottle of the day

>>75331337
don't understand this fidget toy thing

>>75331317
What

wish I owned acres of land with no one around so I could just walk about in my birthday suit

Just had the most vivid dream I was walking around the streets of York with my dad looking for pubs to sink pints in.

Eventually we walked to the outer bit of the city and it was by the coast, somehow. There were girls dressed up as sort of crazy victorian prostitutes, and people were lined up on the cliffside throwing bottles with bells inside them into the sea so they'd jingle as the waves moved them around, singing sea shanties. Was quite nice actually.

I eventually found a nice looking pub, walked in and it was extremely busy, but then out of the crowd came Tim, looking bewildered and moist as he always does. I followed him in astonishment and took a photo to post on /brit/. Then I woke up. Thanks for reading.

put some acidic substance on some pieces of cloth and put them on my warts, then taped over it to make sure the acidic stuff would stay in place over night

woke up and removed the tape and cloth and the warts are still there, just all soft and melted and gooey lmao

What fears me most is not the terrorist attacks but the reaction from the racist right

>>75331411
>smoking a menthol

absolute bender

smoking a backwoods

>>75331440
nah, just black

peasants are back
fokkin mad bad thread

having a poo lads

>>75331277
>saves to *hard* drive
>glances too many times
>thinks of creepshot
>wonders if she's fertile
>tfw no children
>realizes he's getting an erection
>gets high on shame
>good story for the bros back home

You'd think that pass users would make the effort to write decent posts...

It was fun for a while but I'm glad the poorfags are back

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What's your phone's wallpaper?
This is mine for now

imagine actually falling for the jewish japs trap

all these runts buying passes to post haha how sad

>>75331475
We don't need to put effort into things because posting is so easy

Flat 2
42 Amersham Hill
HIGH WYCOMBE
HP13 6PQ

>>75331462
>since 2012
screaming

>>75331280
haha you needed to chitchat with an ambassador of the country!

this thread's particularly shit
*notices the increased number of foreign poster*
ah, of course

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>>75331478

what's the plan for today then, lads?

>>75331489
mate

is it actually fucking fixed

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She's probably being railed by Chad right now lads

>>75331478
me and the gf pulling silly faces haha x

sniffing some kopparberg
almost passed out

death to the passitalist oppressors

>>75331500
need to pack my stuff up, moving to my own place in a few weeks

literally cant be arsed though

>>75331499
this lad is a bizarre specimen. Clearly aware of what a weirdo he looks but just doesn't seem to care

>>75331514
pics

>>75331229
so what happened with captcha?

I tried to search for info, but nothing.

want to go to Nepal or Tibet or Bhutan and get trained by Buddhist monks in some isolated monastery

>>75331500
gonna buy the least-shit bacon I can find in Tesco express and then make spaghetti carbonara

then I'm gonna sit in bed and watch the thunderstorms if they ever materialise

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>>75331478

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I could never please her like Chad can

seee. i told you it was nothing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40069959

>>75331524
you really can't spare 20€ at the end of the month?

americlap reporting in

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>want to go to Nepal or Tibet or Bhutan and get trained by Buddhist monks in some isolated monastery

>>75331560
>putting the currency sign after the number
no
*slaps the baguette out of your hands*
bad boy

>>75331564
vocaroo of you clapping

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shagged my mate's bird on accident last night

her thighs were too thicc to resist

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>Paying to post

>>75331547
Do you own a motorbike?

>>75331560
why would i pay for a free service?

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>>75331478

>>75331576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mtDj1DJc05

>>75331576
*posts a vocaroo of me clapping*

>>75331589
it's donation
no captcha is a gift

my bf's mate raped me last night
i was blackout drunk and he kept going on about my thighs

might get my bf to beat the shit out of him

>>75331581
>accident
Yeah ok
Kek

>>75331560
>buying a pass
mong

>>75331601
>three asterisks

hek?

>>75331575
>21st monday
>£21
Are you autistic, or special?
We should never have given you Greenwich. You're bad at setting rational standards. (a royalty thing I guess)

who /pass/ here

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why does toast done in a toaster taste different to toast done in a toastie machine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkG-GC5RKsU

Oh boy this oughta be good

>>75331596
yeh I'm ethiopialad

>>75331601
what the ass are you doing?

>>75331600
Fucking hell
Lol

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FUCKING SCREECHING

https://www.fb.com/max.vierling.7/videos/1128118213960593/

look at lads just coming out the bushes and getting spear tackled

>>75331478
>>75331547
>>75331600
>anything but a solid black background
smrud

>>75331661
Too autistic

>>75331611

Hiro is a known liar and scam artist, 4chan had been financially solvent for years before Moot's sale. Hiro lied to get dumb cucks like you to buy passes to 'save 4chan' but 4chan was already self sufficient.

>>75331656
I like gondola

>>75331639
what are you gibbering on about now you silly singe

>>75331541
https://plumvillage.org/about/thich-nhat-hanh/
there's this guy in my area

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>>75331637
>>75331653
autists out

>>75331661
very slavic

got stoned and accidentally ate a whole tub of haagen dazs while scrolling /wsg/ lads, send help

>>75331660
Kek at those uppity faggots

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>>75331673

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would like to put my willy inside this woman

how do i find out how long i've had a pass for again

>povvos sat and solved captcha after captcha for literally hours trying to post

:Ü™

>>75331649

>Listening to cuckmode

It's literally r[spoiler][/spoiler]eddit: the radio show

are we back yet

Lads me gimme a (You) it's been fucking hours!

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>Fucking hell
>Lol

>tfw Chad is right now working hard to improve himself

>>75331679
Guess I will stop roleplaying cunts with you, all this obviously passes far above your head.

>Wanting all your posts to be associated with your credit card info

No thank you.

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look what I was told on a plastic surgery forum

fucking ogre

>>75331736
pretty sure they let you use paypal or bitcoin or other shit

>>75331660
theu ruined their lives and have an assault on an officer charge now because they wanted to act hard instead of leaving

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>>75331721
>It's literally r[spoiler][/spoiler]eddit: the radio show

hello newfag!

>>75331723
fuck (You)

>>75331702
do you have her number or fb?

Reckon Stokes will make 100 here

who /poor/ here?

poo

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why is elle so literally, literally perfect?

wee

>>75331750
your record gets wiped of any offences when you turn 18 mate

besides, no chance this would go to court

why are yanks incapable of pronouncing 'tu'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nnq7ZUHo64
doing a watch

>>75331703
sage, in all fields.

>>75331772
have you seen Somewhere by Sofia C ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40050606

First the media moan about everything Trump does, then they moan when he has a successful foreign trip because he's boring and they've got nothing to moan about

Anyone else have an asymmetric face?

One of my eyes is way higher than the other

>>75331660
>entitled middle class kids vs bobbies who think they're in fucking bad boys because they act hard towards entitled middle class kids
hate everyone in the video

Is 4chan fixd?

>>75331780
you'd be surprised. there are minors serving life sentences so I don't believe you

>>75331818
For now, they rarely get it right the first time

grey sky
c'mooooon rain

>>75331799
fuck, it will probably come down here in a few hours
>gotta make the most of the sun right now!

>>75331810
my upper eyelids are assymetrically overexposed

>>75331783
>jabzy

GOOD lad

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>>75331799
waiting avidly with my 10ft metal antenna on a golf course for a direct electric strike to my bollocks

>>75331803
Not yet, but I'm downloading it now, is it good? I'd just watch it for Elle desu

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She just messaged me lads

feel better

>>75331783
misread it and thought it was going to be an emu war joke

>>75331660
haha fucking souther poofs

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Send the police and army to the mosques where all this hate violence and bigotry is coming from

>>75331824
obviously not for shit like that mate I'm talking minor offences are wiped from your record

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off to birmingham pride

>>75331849
screenshot

test

>>75331809
MSM :
- you always have to be postive, even about bad things!
(trump is elected)
- trump this, trump that...

>>75331799
Getting cloudy here but it doesn't look like rain

>>75331868
bender

>>75331836
yeah he's good, nice music, style and content

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>>75331835
same on my right side

have to take selfies in good lightning to hide it

>>75331560

I have about £1100 a month disposable income

I wouldn't waste a penny on a fucking pass for an anime forum, get a life you sad cunt

>>75331863
*gets blown up*

is it just confirmation bias or has 4chan fucking up increased since moot left

>>75331866
assaulting an officer is a felony and will not disappear

>>75331785
WRONG

>>75331868
you do know that's the number one target location for the pakis to hit next, right?

>>75331906
part and parcel of a multicultural image board

Post a new thread

>>75331890
I don't take selfies because I'm too ugly and it makes me feel bad.

>>75331919
New rule only passfags can make threads

>>75331799
Yeah thunder here...

feeling hot hot hot

>>75331736
only payment providers get your info, 4chan and literally any online shop never touch it

>>75331927
Well one of them better get on it

poo
>>75331948
>>75331948

Happy Ramadan to my Muslim brothers and sisters!!

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>>75331925
Yea I don't either, only when a girl asks me for one so I take tactical selfies before hand