are turtle edition
poo and wee
>>75331948
piss off phimo
>saturday has the worst weather of the week
JUST
ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ramadan Mubarak /brit/
gonna wank
>estimated wallet value: 1.2BTC
>go to sleep
>wake up
>estimated wallet value: 0.98BTC
>>75331972
why can't you pronounce tu sounds
Futaba
gonna get orbital decompression
>>75331848
slow arthouse film, don't expect a real story.
But the mood and the cinematography are gorgeous.
willies?
>are jezza says the war in the middle east gives a casus belli against the UK for muslim terrorists
>theresa says that he's saying 'he's blaming us for terrorism' - despite the fact that the wars in the middle east were largely unpopular throughout society except amongst the political class
>theresa may puts down the most stringent surveillance state policy in the western world spying on literally everyone person and their grandma in case they're a terrorist.
>still has the cheek to say jezza is the one blaming 'us' for terrorism.
mind boggling
>>75331995
Why's Jason manford crying on stream
getting my sweat on
>>75331995
the thought of something costing part of a coin doesn't sit well with my 'ead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2QZKV3oRaU
phwoar
not usually into black girls but this one is peng
>>75331997
spanish is the most spoken language here mate, and tĂș is very common in spanish. I think we know how it is pronounced
Love boozing
Hate hangovers
And thats it
>>75332021
cos his mincer mate died
>>75332014
Jeremy Corbyn is stepping on the graves of children to make political capital
Disgraceful
>>75332021
He lived stream after the bombing the other night
https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-haduki-nishioka-s-nipple-1kevuph/answers/new.html
Gookmoot trying to drive up pass sales
Shan't be purchasing such frivolity
>>75332021
He makes a living posting stoic paragraphs about things on Facebook these days
>>75332021
it was after the manc bombing
>>75332027
i think it's cos it's part of the hash or something. Idk it does my head in a bit too
Test
>>75332010
>cinematography
this word has been rendered meaningless by the internet
Thank god I cannot again I feared my weekend would be more lonely than usual
>>75332048
everyone is virtue signalling.
reminder. all you passcunts are part of the problem
Yes I can shitpost again without a 4chan pass.
Dwayne Johnson is running for President in 2020
What will his key policies be?
>why yes, i have indeed purchased a pass
>>75332072
>>75332071
>>75332052
>>75332044
What a bloody poofter
>>75332062
it's the same price as ever
101 years since Sykes-Picot where the Brits & French carved up Ottoman territory while paying lip service to idea of Arab Independence.
Britishers are specialists at creating & fuelling sectarian conflicts to only then loot and plunder.
>>75332072
if they had just called it bitdollar or honestly anything but something i associate with a solid object itd be alri
objectively taking an objective look at objectivity
>>75332108
>hehe I'm running for President kind of as a meme, I have no experience but that's ok because I'm democrat unlike Trump
>Open borders
>Free stuff for everyone
alri?
Phwoar
Very sad to read Konosuba won't be getting a third season.
>>75331996
I've just given up on photos of myself in general. I look like shit 100% of the time. It's why I gave up on dating sites and tinder and things, I'm just too ugly.
making playlists of all the vice city radio stations haha
>>75332119
I didn't mention the price you twit
>>75332122
agreed. quite happy this has all come to back round to bite our arse
we're all in here
>>75327342
>>75327342
>>75327342
>>75327342
>>75327342
Reckon NEETS are most likely to have a 4chan pass.
>>75332164
Not sure I agree
>>75332131
*objectively poos myself*
How do Belgians feel knowing their country only exists because it was a big field that Britain, Germany and France decided to have their wars on?
Raining lads
It felt like rain and now it's raining
Is it possible for humans to predict weather based on feeling or is it just a placebo?
want my arse bitten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kotNxb2YApk
>>75332157
well there is no advertising on the board right now so what the hell are you on about you flailing spastic
Just heard thunder lads
Shit
>>75332177
i think its possible
it always smells a bit different before it rains
>>75332177
can probably feel the humidity and temperature changing as the weather front approaches if you're not keeping an eye on the clouds
give us a movie to watch
>>75332174
probably fine with it because being wedged between the some of the richest countries in the world makes them incredibly well off for nothing.
>>75332178
*takes a bite*
dwayne "the nigger" johnson
>>75332156
did vice city radio stations have djs and shit?
the little interludes were one of the reasons i liked flylo fm
>>75332205
fengkuei boys
>>75332185
the 2020 democratic nominee will be mark zuckerberg m8
he probably won't win, then the 2024 nom will be tulsi gabbard and she'll win
morning is here
>>75332205
stranger by the lake
>>75332215
call him that to his face
>>75332174
Been to Belgium this week on my Europe trip and it's a really nice place. All the houses are really nice and all the streets and towns are clean and tidy. Didn't go to Brussells tbf which I imagine is like every city in the world and dirty and shit
>>75332217
yeah
at least two of the stations were 100% chat based
>>75332236
fuck off poof
>>75332240
literally would. he'd probably chimp out and punch me, then I could sue him for millions
explains A LOT
>>75332227
t. neil diamond
>>75332222
not sure about this one
>>75332156
wave 103 was the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdC3HJtfbHo
>recently new evidence shows humans originated from Europe, not Africa
Free immigration
>>75332273
its good
>>75332227
look at that american flag
if brits flew the english flag they'd be arrested for racism, or so i heard
>>75332279
best choon that's ever been posted on /brit/
>>75332152
feels.
i'm tired of being afraid all the time
>>75332309
alri adolf
>>75332287
i don't think there's enough evidence for that yet
>>75332317
you've got me :3
>>75332014
if you even consider voting for that commie melt I will personally hunt you down and heem you
ah yes pass users:
>thaicunt
>bradspammer
>anime nonces
*notes it down*
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/27/man-shouting-anti-muslim-slurs-fatally-stabs-two-men-in-us
Rorke has lost the plot
eating a lidl kinder bueno haha
>>75332310
I'm just resigned to it at this point
Even if I was attractive I'd not know what to do if given female attention so whatever
>Watching an old foreign film I downloaded
>Suddenly there's a naked kid on screen
>Delete torrent and immediately wipe my movie hard drive
Did I overreact? It wasn't porn or anything but still.
20mg amphetamine sulphate straihght up the shieetbepiep
>>75332317
afraid of what
>>75332313
I agree, he probably would chimp out over a mean word
alri
Andy Burnham is claiming that terrorism hasn't increased because of the war in Iraq, but also that terrorists aren't real muslims.
It's all a coincidence then. They're just doing it for shits and giggles I guess? There's no scriptural justification for extremism and no islamo-nationalist fervour from invasions either.
>>75332146
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why??
reifags eternally btfo
>>75332269
Creasing
>>75332317
*gives you a big hug*
>>75332344
nonce
>>75332336
> stabbed some random people who tried to calm him down and not even the seemingly muslim women he was originally enraged at
classic rorke
I hate when Westerners misuse the Koran, interpreting it and the Hadiths literally. It's metaphorical, stupid.
https://archive.is/TdLkK
sick of condescending bradley poster
>>75332336
what a scumbag
>>75332352
when I die I will hand pick my own media picture so I don't get John Atkinson'd
although she sucks at a slower pace than weâve seen with past girls, her BJ ranks among one of the hottest Iâve seen in good while; between the hot sucking noises with occasional moans and her focused/concentrated look, watching her was almost mesmerizing; she uses her hands a lot while sucking and makes good eye contact with him; unfortunately is only able to get him about halfway down her throat but Iâve never heard the male talent be as vocal during a BJ before tonight (still not vocal enough to âruinâ the BJ for viewers
post dank nasheeds lads
you could have it all
my empire of dirt
>>75331995
ah yes, /biz/, that's where serious investors take advice
>>75332343
iktfb
the difficulty I'm having is in reconciling my objective ugliness with the attention that I get from girls
i immediately assume that they're mentally ill, just memeing me or that they've given up on handsome men
>>75332364
asuka is not political!
i'm tired of being erect all the time
20% off asparagus, only with my M&S Sparks card
>>75332344
Alri Wavertree
Reading "Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all" on the Guardian website
>>75332396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hnZYZf1kM0 the only good one imo. sounds a bit like lil durk
>The terrorists aren't REAL Muslims. They interpret the Quran wrong.
Wow thanks for that Isabelle studying Philosophy in Bristol Uni. I'm sure you understand the holy book of Islam better than anyone
>Bradley poster
>singular
need to chuck a bare piss honestly
>>75332389
imagine the state of his other pictures that that was what they went for
>>75332364
why do so many weebs end up being neo nazis
WHAT DID SHE WEAR
SHE WORE, SHE WORE,
SHE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON
who /arsenal and aberdeen/ here
mon the reds
are we back
>>75332389
how're you gonna do that when you're dead
we're all brad posters you daft cunt
>tfw considered buying bitcoin years ago when it was cheap
>>75332416
tbf we're in like the first sell off stage
hopefully this will put normies off for another few years
not even 2 o'clock and am on my first beer already
>>75332450
hehe arse
>>75332468
galereuxlad?
stop posting the stifled laughter man. makes me feel like shit
>>75332428
considering how high illiteracy is in the muslim world im not sure they do either
>>75332429
>>75332459
samerunt
>>75332287
>talking about species of apes from 7.2 million years ago
>not even of the same genus as human beings
>>75332480
doesn't matter what the cause is 2bh
>>75332468
Don't worry about it, time isn't real.
work in 42 hours 7 minutes
and no I didnt forget about the bank holiday
>>75332446
>he doesn't want glorius Nippon to show him the way to homogenous paradise
why even live?
>>75332468
about to crack open the carling
this is really important
>>75332417
They probably have 2bh
Some people might say it's paranoid to think like that, I say it's just realistic.
The thing that bothers me is when people say that I look fine. I mean shit you're not kidding anyone. I know that I fucking don't, if anything it makes me feel worse when people pretend otherwise.
>>75332177
magnetic fields affect the brain mate
people in mental hospitals start acting up when there's a rise in sunspot activity
yeeeessss
let it happen
>>75332468
a true pintsmen would have started a lot earlier than 2
what are your plans when the west collapses
woah that was a big one
>>75332483
the one and only
>incidentally I'm actually drinking peroni
>>75332535
establish communism
>>75332243
Brussels is awful
>>75332535
Move to Israel
>>75332529
yeah feel the same.
>>75332526
>openly gay first husband
wow i wouldnt have guessed that the man married to a man was gay unless he was open about it
>>75332535
dunno hbu?
>>75332535
Boat to Australia
I'm openly straight
>>75332526
I thought his wife was a world leader or something
Josh get off /brit/ and come to the bloody pub, if you don't turn up in the next 10 minutes we'll lose our reserved table!!!
*sniffs you*
>>75332537
this got the ol thinking cap on the noggin
>>75332575
He's married to a woman
upon the morn's early light
my alarm clock signals the birth of my plight
out of bed and into the shower
i'd better be quick, i've only got half an hour
leave the shower and go to the kitchen
a ham-cheese sandwich should tide me till din-dins
finally out of the door and off to the station
to catch the train that will lead me to damnation
>>75332535
Move to East Anglia
> farted a lot in the night
> didn't wipe my arse before getting dressed
> already got pooey skids on my fresh boxers
ahhhhh well
>>75332597
she is (don't tell her he's gay)
listen up rorke
>>75332535
Latin America, or maybe hong kong
how to stop the days, months, and years melting together?
>>75332535
same as every day
wait for death
>>75332526
Thought gays didn't like being treated as women?
F E E T
E
E
T
brussels is quite peng
>>75332629
umm sweetie xxx
I can hear thunder and I'm scared lads, hold me please
Mummy me hungy
>>75332396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuS-bf_FK6g
say no more senpai
>>75331907
we don't do felonies in the UK mate
strangely enough our legal system is different to yours
mine's a large one, as you fucking know!
>>75332352
wonder if it was a slow painful death, or does shock and adrenaline put you into a stupor as you bleed out?
bit cold out
>>75332621
>- Israeli historian
ahh yes.
>>75332653
We do, we just call them indictable offences
>>75332535
move to pitcairn island
Really fancy a shag
It's fucking happening
>>75332352
>'a true gentleman'
sick of seeing white people when i go outside
brussels is lovely
>>75332569
At least I'll never have to deal with women problems I suppose
cooking bland again
>>75332692
Go order a prostitute then
>an indictable offence is an offence which can only be tried on an indictment after a preliminary hearing to determine whether there is a prima facie case to answer or by a grand jury
uhhh too many words don't understand
>>75332626
they melt together because you do the same boring shit all year long, get off the 'chon
Last films I watched:
T2 - exciting return but ultimately just the same film on a bigger budget like too many recently
A cure for life - curious premise, boring execution
Colossal - odd combination of tropes and genres that works strangely well together mainly because Anne is the glue
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword - surprisingly fun watch made because Jude Law is a fab baddie
You should pray I don't turn up to any of your reddit-tier meetups. Would batter everyone there.
penis in vagina, in and out
Only heard one peal of thunder
Why is there so little oriental migration to the UK?
>>75332705
Nice DICK there, Tim. Hahaha
>>75332681
ugly fat bitch
look at that plastic face and those thighs
runts will scream "thicccc" but shes just obese as fuck
don't know how people get drunk two days in a row
feel grim but I've gotta get back onit for the footy later
>>75332719
you'd turn up, see me and fucking scarper you little shrimp
>>75332713
King Arthur was dreadful
>>75332621
What's the meaning of terror again?
I'm a closeted straight
We are all brussells
>>75332730
All coming to Australia.
>>75332723
independent Faroese republic when
how did /gf2014/ go lads?
number one
that's terror
number two
that's terror
>>75332709
Summary offence - done in Magistrate's court without a jury or a judge. Max sentence is 6 months in prison, ÂŁ5000 fine or both.
Indictable offence - done in crown court with a jury and a judge. Max sentence is full life imprisonment, unlimited fine or both
>>75332532
meet me outside clifford's tower in 5
>>75332694
meet me outside the lobster pot in 10
>>75332730
pakis are oriental
>>75332730
Chinese are one of the fastest growing immigrant groups
>>75332759
great
couldn't hang on to her though
>>75332705
swear all cheap rented places have that same exact extractor fan
Short-tempered cute teen is facefucked. She gets upset angry and reacts allot, hates every second of choking on dick. INTENSE rough scene - /real teen having it real rough\
Cute little Carola thought she could handle a rough scene which involves deepthroating and to the extend to which a nut sack will be pressed to her nose while her throat is fucked. Apparently its so funny to see these cute teens sign up for not knowing what they have signed up for. Instead of doing the scene and accepting her role she very cocky with an ATTITUDE as soon as she starts blowing the man. Saying "this is not how you force my face into your cock" Carola is completely ignored. The man fucks her throat deep balls to the chin while she barfs and hits him with her small hands. She reacts allot in this shoot, she trys to defend herself hitting the man every time he fucks her cute face. Peter even spits on her face while she was frustrated from sucking his sloppy dick which causes her to lose control and hits him head on first 3 to 4 times.
Its a very rough scene and she is a cutie to get such a treatment especially seeing her in anger makes it a damn entertaining scene. Frustrated unhappy girl penetrated in the ass and facefucked. Enjoy !!
>>75332761
Word
I don't understand
>this paki posting his ugly ginger moggy
no thanks
test
>>75332730
>tfw the highest amount of immigration to your city is from china
>>75332730
i saw a lot in tesco today
>>75332758
hopefully never
>>75332759
It went well. I can say I won /gf2014/
>>75332759
best gf i had in 2014. been miserable since
>>75332730
because this country is shite
why come here when they could go to canada or australia?
>>75332746
But is he wrong sweaty?
>>75332735
this post is meta as fuck
>>75332703
I prefer to rationalize is it by thinking about it as avoiding potential suffering any hypothetical male child of mine would be forced to endure by inheriting my looks.
He's better off in the elysial fields.
>>75332730
JAPUK union when
should do a goku meets the cartoon Mr bean to get things started
>>75332759
2014 went well, broke up with her for being a psycho cunt in 2015 though and been incel ever since
>peal of thunder
imagine being this excited for a loaf of bread
wish i could get excited about things
me and the bf
want a westernised asian gf lads
>>75332759
2014 was the loony bin year hahaha
LESS PAKIS MORE CHINKS!
grim
>>75332820
That's the word though
>should do a goku meets the cartoon Mr bean to get things started
>>75332823
Shut up Nigger
>>75332788
what feeling are you trying to convey?
We are all muslim (except ISIS)
>>75332759
2014 I just stayed in my room all day watching TV an playing Football Manager
need a westernised asian gf
>>75332845
foy
kot.
>>75332825
Why does he stand in front of a map?
>>75332795
cuck
used to date a chinese girl when I went to uni
was always fun watching her struggle to pronounce certain words while reading things
>oh what's this word - a - x - e, I don't know what that is
>colon el? what is that??
cute! CUTE!
>>75332795
you want to join UK instead? x
>I know words
/brit/ is a rorke general
Need a petite brunette pale slightly goth but conservative gf
https://twitter.com/Daily_Star/status/868452606628302849
OH FUCK
THE RAMADAN BLOODBATH BEGINS
>>75332825
Would suck Paul's dick so good.
>>75332866
It's actually on his floor. He's laying on it in every video.
>>75332852
I'm sure innocent people, who just wanted to have somewhere safe to store their money, deserved to have their money stolen for this goons pet projects
like serious themed anime. hate nonces watching anime for girls
>>75332846
smugness
>>75332889
a bloody knife
>>75332852
It was 400 million
Need me an asian gf.
gimmick idea: tell everyone to FOY because america rules the world and we're all citizens of the earth
https://twitter.com/pacelattin/status/867949635028959232
>bibi's face
>>75332535
move to yankland and take up arms
>>75332852
>Bendelladj, who hails from Tizi Ouzou in Algeria, was sentenced to 15 years in prison.
>>75332889
The Ramadan Bombathon. Will they beat their score from 2016?
>>75332743
that's obvious from the outset. there was a creative story with some nice scenes once you get past the cringe
>>75332900
The bank pays for the losses
trying a post, not doing a poo
mmm
>>75332535
move to ireland and take their lucky charms
>>75332876
Any union is better than independence, but staying with Denmark is probably economically better for the Faroe Islands.
>>75332928
Alzheimer's
>>75332968
'nce
aha lads
>>75332966
>retard thinks you can't fast and bomb things
>>75332900
i think banks insure against that kind of thing and are legally required to repay people for any money they've lost
>>75332889
but why all the celebrities on their twitter page
shallow and vapid
can really tell who their target demographic is by the huge visage of kim fucking kardashian at the top
>>75332928
Trump is a fucking mong, he must be so miserable right now. He should just be replaxng with his grandchildren and enjoying his wealth not running the powerful country on the planet.
need a korean gf
ah yes the yanks have elected an old man as their president and he's lacking some of his faculties
hmm yes impressive
gee i sure am hungry
*bang*
>>75333004
it's a bottom-feeding tabloid
>>75332966
already sitting desu
>>75333004
This was a real front page article of their's
High quality journalism
>>75332966
Eating a burger in mcdonalds. Guess I'm an American now.
>>75332902
hate edgy emo anime
hate noncey cute girl anime
like anime with an actual plot and compelling characters
>>75333009
Yeah, I don't know why he wanted the job
>>75332889
>ywn have the city on lockdown
macron and trudeau are becoming mates
very good
>Witnesses: Man Cut the Throats of Two MAX Passengers Who Tried to Stop Anti-Muslim Bullying of Women on Northeast Portland Train
rorke
>>75332928
howling
what the fuck was going on in his head
HE'S GOTTA GETTA GOOK
>>75332966
don't see how fasting and bombing are mutually exclusive
truly sad times when people get excited about ramadan because it means more attacks
>>75333009
it's bound be difficult for a 70+ person to have a high profile job like that but i'm sure he's delighted he goes down as an president than just a celebrity billionaire plus he has a whole staff to help in everything . to do it right he only needs to be a face for the republicans
all me
bizarro rorkesheed doesn't know what he wants nor what's best for him! hilarious!
>>75333086
>>75332998
Sit down.
>>75333061
to save us from hillary
appreciate and cherish him
>>75333102
>to do it right he only needs to be a face for the republicans
and he's been failing to do even this 2bh
>>75333119
*stands up*
https://youtu.be/u1qN6gLbUMw
business idea: win the lottery, but don't tell anyone
hate racists
love pakis
still don't know what ramadan is
>>75333127
When's he going to open an investigation into the murder of Seth rich
Kekistanis UNITE
shadilay!
>>75333153
It's Muslim Lent, ends with Muslim Easter
>>75333162
BASED kekistani poster
Think I may have broken my toe
Not best pleased
>>75333153
bad guy in lord of the rings
>>75333130
yes impeachment sooon!!!
>>75333153
find your mate Dan and give him a ram, ramadan
>>75332532
what's this app?
>>75333153
you know when you're hungry, but you have nothing in the fridge so you don't eat
its like that but voluntary for sheeds
>>75333157
case already closed
robbery gone wrong
what's a "lent" lads
>>75333116
bloody leftist cabals
does donald trump rate this pogba fellow?
>>75333191
Lol
It's a coverup dude
>>75333186
not fucking telling the likes of you
>>75333197
say i've lent you a fiver
bit like that hey
>>75333197
It's when you say you're giving up chocolate for a month because of Jesus, but then don't really
BASH THE FASH
>>75333197
christian ramadan
>>75333207
uhhh no sweetie x
arcas new album is shite
disappointed by the man
>>75333223
Would love to heem these runts
>>75333229
>>75333257
>>75333244
all leftypol users
love 'llies, hate 'ginas. simple as.
>>75332334
not voting for him because of a local issue with labour.
hope he beats 'resa though
>>75333223
wtf moot front row third from the left!?
>>75333244
The evidence is overwhelming mate
Check out r/The_Donald, they've got all the info
>>75333283
wont be using this
someone make a better new
>>75333323
No go fuck yourself