/cum/ - Columbia Uzbekistan Macau

Fuck Drumpf

No kkk no fascist usa

Looking at the ex's facebook page and kind of regretting dumping her

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Any you bitches got some crack for me? I need my fix.

god bless drumpf

sounds fun

it's like saying i have to learn to waveshine

Before this election I didn't even know that America had antifa groups.

>>75327062
Trumpkin genocide when

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You needa take that bus
Goodbyes aren't all that good
Mother's in a mess
What are you gonna do if nothing happens?

Nothing happens
Nothing happens
Nothing happens around here
Anymore

Im tired of all these dumb fucking nazis

>>75327118
what nazies?

I love my qt doge

mosquitoes everywhere. not enough bug spray to cope
send help

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>>75327118
Maybe all these dumb fucking nazis are tired of you? Did you ever think of that before opening your big STUPID mouth? Eh?

>>75327125
your qt doge loves me

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Leavin the girls behind
Goodbyes aren't all that good
Daddy says you'll be fine
What is he gonna say if nothing happens?

Nothing happens
Nothing happens
Nothing happens around here
Anymore

>>75327101
Probably because they didn't exist until Hillary lost. They also happen to be financially supported by Soros, who also supported Hillary.

ARAB TIER LIST:
1. Levantines
-Power Gap-
2. Maghrebs
3. Egyptians
4. Iraqis
-MASSIVE POWER GAP-
3. Arabians

>>75327062
>Columbia
Hmm

>>75327142
t. jihadi john

The Byzantine–Sasanian War of 602–628 was a mistake

REALLY wish I could find the name of that song that they used to play on the channel 2 TV listings in the 90's on cable. It had some really neat flute shit going on and it made me so fucking relaxed I'd just sit there and listen to it as a child.

creating a nationstates nation where the british colonised the levant more and somehow got the jews and arabs to all get along and stuff then imported a bunch of anglos in

completely unrealistic scenario but you know

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im going to go jerk off and fall asleep so this is your last chance to give me a (you) before I got to bed

not that I want you to reply to me or anything

Melee released in 2001.

Brood War released 1998.

It all makes sense now. Also Brood War is free to download from Blizzard, isn't that nice...

>>75327142
REAL ARAB TIER LIST
1. Shit
2. Arabs

>Muslim kills people
>the wave of "HE WUZNT REEL MOOSLEEM EEZLAM EEZ REELEEGYON AF PEEESE" shit starts flowing
Ah yes

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>>75327173
>jerk off

>>75327160
he was Bedoon

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What brand of coffee do you drink buds?

Air Force > Navy > Marines > Coast Guard > Army

>>75327177
>mele was released 16 years ago
fuck me

>>75327169
you and britain i swear to god

Why did America stopped where it did in the Mexican-American War? Why didn't just take Texas and leave the rest of Northern Mexico? Why didn't they take Baja California, too? Why didn't they take other Northern states?

Gonna fire up Crusader Kings 2, imprison a bunch of Muslims while sieging the Middle East, and execute every man, woman, and child

>>75327198
Starbucks

*speaks with lisp*

>>75327198
ill look for some quality dark roasts
we dont have the same brands as in us a

>>75327200
Shabos goy = Shabos goy = Shabos goy= Shabos goy = Shabos goy

>>75327189
Islam is a religion of peace just like /pol/ is a board of piece
>>75327198
I don't drink coffee. It tastes awful.

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>>75327198
I drink tea

>>75327205
nigga who knows

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>>75327198
I get my caffeine from SIPS

>>75327132
Nazi opinions don't matter
Get fucked

>>75327205
Baja California has BajaChan, that's why

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>>75327205
Because the US army was already fighting insurgents in northern Mexico and they didn't want to deal with rebellion after the war. We occupied Mexico all the way down to Mexico City and Polk wanted to take more.

>>75327200
DELET THIS

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I drink tea and coffee, love myself chamomile tea before sleeping

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>black rapes white woman and pisses in her face
>the wave of 'HE WUZ GOOD BOY DINDU NIFFUN" shit start flowing

Ah yes, good

>>75327205
the rest of the border was "meh we'll draw the line here, i guess"

Asked a complete random grill for her number today

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uTAIpU0sa0

Coast Guard >>> the rest of the military

>>75327244
Retarded post. It was "the Rio Grande would make a nice natural border. Lets have it cut off here."

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>tea drinkers around me

wish i had some cookies

>>75327251
It's hard af to get into the coast guard i hear

>you will never fuck a qt British grill then producing little britlets

>>75327257
how is that any different you fag

>>75327262
knew a guy who did it and got stationed in key west

it was pretty cool

>>75327261
are you the one who has mario as steam avatar
some guy added me but never spoke to me

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>>75327273

>>75327273
>tfw had european girls interested in me but too autistic to talk to them

>>75327285

I havent added anyone from steam in at least a year

>>75327230
How would the world look like if this had happened?

>>75327285
that was me, jk lol
i don't even steam

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>>75327273
horrible feel

>>75327274
Because it wasn't an arbitrary line. The border was based on rivers up until the Baja peninsula. The only reason the entire border with Mexico isn't completely based on rivers anymore is because the US bought more land to build railroads after the war.

>>75327295
If Italian grills I'm impressed

They're difficult

>>75327297
Northern Mexico would be first world and we'd have more Tejanos.

>why yes I use my plasma TV in my net worth

>>75327307
Dodiebro

We will have beautiful English wives one day

>>75327097
where did this drumpf thing come from?

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I unironically believe that I will never get a gf and eventually die a virgin. Sometimes I see fat lards with actual cute gfs and I look at myself and just can't fathom why I can't get one myself. I guess it's a combination of having a shit personality and disdain for social life.

>>75327355
It's mostly the social life. Also you probably have no personality, not a shit personality.

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>still using a plasma screen in 2017

>>75327157
HMMMMM

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/335391-state-department-quietly-drops-refugee-admission-quotas-report

Say goodbye to making fun of Europeans for having too many refugees, fellow Americunts.

>>75327355
It's a good thing, tbqh.
You'll be more powerful.

>>75327355
When was the last time you attempted to ask a girl out

>>75327313
gee thanks captain faggot

>>75327375
Male Muslim refugees flood in to Europe while the ones coming to Canada and America are non-Muslims, families, children, and women.

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I unironically believe that I will get a gf, but there's no need to worry about it too much. Having a girlfriend won't change your life, but they're nice and fun.

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>>75327368
Mmyeah. I'm just the guy who goes to work and does nothing 2bh.

>>75327378
Wizardhood in 5 years, bud.

>>75327380
Never ever

I've been single for a week now and it kind of sucks

>>75327375
fuck yuropoors anyway
>>75327419
that's the spirit, son't loose that confidence. go out find a living breathing fuck toy

How can I tell if I have no personality? I genuinely don't know.

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>>75327198
the only coffee i drink is iced dark roast from dunkin desu
wakes me up pretty good every morning

>>75327371
Having a real think about that one

>>75327425
>never ever asked out a grill
>wonders why no gf

For fucks sake man

>>75327375
>no official sources
can't belive anything these days desu

>>75327447
I don't know any girls and have no occasion to meet any. I mostly lost contact with everyone from high school since graduation in 2009.

>>75327439
Think about how you would respond to:
What's the most interesting thing about you?
What do you do for fun?

tfw no gf

>>75327441
an iced mocha is pretty good

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Ive had no success at all asking out girls

>>75327471
why

>>75327458
o-oh

stop being sad fucks

Mexico is now getting refugees from Central America.

>>75327492
no

>>75327494
Refugees from what? The same drug conflicts Mexico goes through?

>>75327471
getting a gf is easy

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>getting a gf is easy

>>75327471
just keep trying
remember, women crave the confidence men have

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>>75327492
Alcohol keeps me from stopping being a sad cunt

>>75327505
Yes, their countries are more violent. Although, some are probably economic migrants.

>not being pathetic is reddit

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I NEED A GF NOW GODDAAAMMITT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>75327486

one said no, the other I had no chance with, the other had no interest in me whatsoever, the other one I had a "study date" with and never saw her again after the semester was over

>>75327521

good thing I dont have any

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>I NEED A GF NOW GODDAAAMMITT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>75327549

I'm 2-0 asking girls out

One was a qt New York Jew girl other was a Midwest blonde

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>just keep trying

A guy I went to high school with just got arrested for antifa protests lel.

why are there so many jews in new york

Wow never could've guessed Pennsylvania poster was so pathetic before tonight

>>75327584
i bet he's happy to be in an all you can eat faggot buffet

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>>75327062
I'M GETTING REAL SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THESE SHIT SKINS IN THE SOUTH

WERE ARE THE MASS DEPORTATIONS I WAS PROMISED

HURRY THE FUCK UP TRUMP

really just want a white gf with pink nipples and a tiny ass

>>75327593
never tried to hide anything you dumb chicano piece of garbage

>>75327589
Because they landed there and were too lazy to leave

>>75327593
He's the most amusing poster, I like how he doesnt even bother to capitalize any of his sentences and then he's screaming in all caps

Does ANYONE know the name of that sorta oriental sounding flute song from the channel 2 TV guide listings channel?

I am dead serious I HAVE to hear it.

I've been searching for over an hour but Google is a useless sack of crap for such abstract questions.

>>75327610
The blacks aren't gong anywhere.

>>75327618
>im the dumb piece of garbage
I can get women silly guy, unlike you

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>>75327627
THAT IS WHAT THEY THINK

>>75327614
happy i have a gf with the body of a 10 year old boy

>>75327635
im unironically too smart to get a gf

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>im unironically too smart to get a gf

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>>75327627
No one is going no where

>>75327624
Nevermind I found it I remembered where else I heard it

>>75327622
kinda like this
"REEEEEEEEEEE CIS GENDERED WHITE MALES"
starting to think "he's" a femanon or at least in transition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUgHTWQ4o1g
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH! CLOWN FUNERAL

the other day i was at the supermarket and this guy asked me for money because he and his family had recently been deported from anaheim and he needed to buy food. i gave him 20 pesos.

>browse /cum/ because feeling down about very recent breakup and want some passive company to keep my mind off her
>all everyone is talking about is tfw no gf

god damnit this is so annoying

>>75327693
It does get annoying when the thread becomes /r9k/

>>75327693
where do you think you are
it's always been like this

>>75327677
utterly retarded post

why are black people so good at music?

>>75327693
hey buddy! why not some CLOWN funeràl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUgHTWQ4o1g

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i feel great desu

>>75327711
aww are your estrogen pills running out

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>It does get annoying when the thread becomes /r9k/

>>75327714
Talent

>>75327721
great post, you deserve to feel great

I'm a gaymer

>>75327727
>>>/r9k/

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Where did she go?

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>>>75327727 (You)
>>>>/r9k/

>>75327749
she's still here, you have to be retarded to not know this

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>>>>75327727 (You)
>>>>>/r9k/

>>75327759
I haven't posted here in a few months, is she back?

>>75327759

I rarely see any mexican other than sinaloa

>>75327693
Tinder Mormon didnt turn out to be the one?

done a degenerate act

>>75327779
fap?

Oyster Bay anon is the best /cum/ poster

prove me wrong

>>75327776
I remember you bullying me about it so I won't give you validation by giving details

how to get gf step 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeWOy4Q-1n8

fuck, this thread is so boring, rn

>>75327790
That's wrong he's #2 to me

>>75327769
>>75327774
you have to understand how people post, they give away a certain feel, scent, you know what i'm saying. it's how you can tell if they're a femanon, might not be her, but i guarantee one of the mexican flags is a woman, possibly bajachan, but maybe not

>>75327471
where you ask them out is just as important as how

>>75327693
lost

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>That's wrong he's #2 to me

>>75327802
I download Brood War from Blizzard for free.

Thinking about playing through the campaign tomorrow.

Never played as a kid.

AHAHAHHAHA! clown FUNERAL

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>>75327790
People other than you have began to say this now and honestly I'm not sure if I deserve the honor but who else would be?

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>>That's wrong he's #2 to me

>>75327829
why are you telling me this?

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>you have to understand how people post, they give away a certain feel, scent, you know what i'm saying

>>75327834
You're just a good poster, anon. You're clever, handsome, and have a huge cock.

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>>75327800
Remember the difference between bullying and banter. There seemed to be some anons who were generally angered by it but I was just playing with you

There are anons in this thread RIGHT NOW that can't tell the difference between bullying and banter

>>75327862
you're a bully

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>>75327846

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>>75327850
Cannot say I'm humble or dumb enough to try and deny any of those things

>>75327862
it's usually green text faggots
they're the bread and butter
>tfw WOKE

>>75327875
I'm not

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Is the Inland Empire a good place to move to?

twitter servers suck shit

>>75327851
outlasted most predictions (even my own) so i'm proud of that at least

>>75327881
who /pert plus/ here

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>it's usually green text faggots
>they're the bread and butter
>>tfw WOKE

>>75327886
seems like a #1 poster would make an image like that

>>75327897

god no

why yes i green text
why yes i'm 1/64th cherokee

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>>75327902
She ended it with you? Should've converted bud

What was your longest relationship, buds? Mine was three years, seven months, and eight days

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you're a bully

>>75327923
0 years 0 months 0 days 0 minutes 0 seconds

>>75327923
4 (four) years. still dream about killing the worthless whore

>>75327922
won't go into it, but yes it was one sided

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>>75327916
Divulge

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>>75327936

>>75327923
maybe 5 or 6 months

stop trying to get a rise out of me runt

>>75327923
0 seconds

>>75327936
this

>>75327897
no
tt. liver in of the IE

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How do you just walk up to a girl who doesnt even know you and start a conversation?

If I have a reason or something, I can talk with them fine, but its making that happen thats the biggest hurdle

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>>75327910
I'm in love with who ever made this one>>75327198


>>75327923
8 months?

>>75327947
Did you tell her space Jesus was fake or some shit?

stop picking fights you can not win

What is the least racist state in the United States?


I seek a state where there is very little racism, and where everyone gets along

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Has /cum/ ever eaten nopal? What did you think?

>>75327973
same here, must be the autism

>>75327985
california its a diversity wonderland

>>75327979
fuck you I do what I want bitch nigga

>>75327977
her religion isn't really a big part of her life, it had nothing to do with the breakup

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>stop trying to get a rise out of me runt

>>75327985
mississippi

>>75327979
*picks fight with ravioli

>>75327987
Yeah I've Eaten Cat cus

>>75327985
West Virginia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

>>75327966
>DQ
>burgers

>>75327948

its hot as fuck, even when its not summer. Its a huge concentration of all the mexicans that dont live in East LA, and its where a lot of meth-heads/Hells Angels hang out. Theres pretty much nothing to do there except fuck around in empty desert or drive into LA or towards the beach

I wanted to break up with my girlfriend for three months but didn't do it right away because it was her birthday recently and I didn't want to break up just before or just after her birthday. Does that make me a cuck?

>>75327973
just walk up to them and start talk. there's a good chance she won't be interested
but there's some women that'll absolutely love your attention
i know it sucks but it's part of the game

>>75327966
>little ceasar's is better than cici's
other than that 9/10 because I don't go to most of those places and don't know otherwise

>>75328014
nah

>>75327987
Yeah. Tastes like water.

>>75327966
What are the meme burger places everyone argues about? I had smash burger and it was delicious

>>75327992
The only place in california that I like is San Jose

>>75327936
This

>>75328002
*pust you in a full nelson*
wat now fuccboi

>>75328014
I felt the same about my last ex years ago, her birthday and valentine's day were a week apart so I wanted to wait at least until March to do it. Ended up breaking up on Valentine's Day itself though. xd

>>75328026
waka hoonga abooboo

Chick Fil A is shit-tier

I dont know why you people still answer the Costa rican

He asks this every single day

>>75328020
The bacon wrapped slices from Caesers were god tier

>>75328027
This

>>75327985
Ironically, any place that's still really white because they're not wise to multiculturalism.

i only like drinking alcohol until music starts sounding good desu

>>75327693
Don't worry bud, me and you will both get gfs again soon

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>>75327936
>>75327960
>>75328027
>>75328041
we'll get there buds

>>75328031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6hFqal2OK0

*does that*

>>75328044
Same but weed

>>75328044
>tfw blasting eminem
>>75328056
bet you can't even reverse a full nelson, make for an easy target ;^)

>>75327973
my dad says to walk up to them and introduce myself and I assume the rest is improvised. i just improvise when i happen to be around a female a bit rather than approaching strangers

>>75328055
I dont want a girlfriend id rather have a granolafriend

>>75327985
Washington

>>75328045
honestly I don't even want that. I wanted to sort myself out first, I only really started dating her out of random luck. I was content to be single for another year or two but now it's annoying because the relationship was a huge improvement to my old (and now normal again) life

>>75328044
I honestly came to the conclusion that music sounds is boring unless you're intoxicated.

>>75327987
I'm used to guzzling cum so the slimy texture was something I was used to

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Okay I'm back, what's the topic

>>75328055
*shoots you instead*
>>75328055
already there budds

>>75328078
Washington State or Washington D.C.?

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>>75327790
i am objectively the best poster in consistency and quality

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I think that's a /cum/ poster in the background

>>75328101
Poutine Burritos yea or nay?

>>75328101
tfw no gf

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*blocks your path*

>>75328119
naw that oyster fag is pretty good

>>75328101
gf
and
tfw no gf
and
fuck drumpf

>>75328129
*speaks french and controls your government*

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>>75328133
pretty good but i am downright incredible

A Russian refugee living in Quintana Roo was found to be making racist videos of Mexicans and he was subsequently attacked by a mob. Unfortunately, he wasn't killed and instead he killed a 20 yo guy. Both him and people who attacked are under arrest.

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About time to order a new batch of band shirts

drinkin a 26 of hiram walker then i'm gonna go to taco bell

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*blocks your path*

>>75328124
Delete this

Have you ever had a hands free orgasm

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fucking fruit flies flying around my kitchen

>>75328101
clown funerals

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>>75328126
I don't exactly know what poutine is
>>75328127
>>75328134
You don't want a gf, believe me

How many people in /cum/ can say they've made OC for it?

>>75328124
I don't like her fashion choices how can I trust any choice she makes

>>75328168
Spray them with windex

>>75328152

but California gets tons of snow

and that drought map is months outdated

>>75328176
I don't know

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>>75328171
Get out

>>75328189
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>75328160
once in the shower
I fully understand why uncutfags love their foreskins so much

>>75328152
It is because of Mexicans (and other nonwhites), though.

i got first place in the last cara poster power rankings

>>75328173
I've made OC but not for /cum/ fuck this place lol

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>>75328173

Ive made a bunch, but its all on my PC back home

>>75328199

but its the truth

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>>75328173

>>75328173
If putting flags on pictures counts, yes.

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is england still in the eu lol?

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Eyo I think this NIGGA HAS A NOSE RING

>>75328170
You just reminded me of that time when a group of people started attacking and killing clowns around Culiacán

Bad times

>>75328200
foreskins for faggots

>>75328202
i got fourth :^)
not sure why i care so much

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>>75328200
>he enjoys his mutilated penis

tfw product of jewish genital mutilation

>>75328222
>tfw 7
still pretty good i guess. he called me Canadian too. someone screen shotted it. post it

>>75328218
It's my ex's fake one from before she got it pierced. She wanted to take a selfie with me wearing it

>>75328223
read it again friendo and use your reading comprehension skills you learned in primary school

>>75328243
Sure thing, fag

>>75328218
>Nigga
Huh, he looks white to me

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>>75328152
Also in-n-out is shit

Don't know why cali fags make a big deal out of it

Rather stick to my Whataburger

>>75328219
le clown funeràl

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>Also in-n-out is shit

>Don't know why cali fags make a big deal out of it

>Rather stick to my Whataburger

What would be the best city in the United States for me?


I hate snow

I hate ice

I hate winter.

I only like places that are warm all year round


I hate racism


I like soccer of the united states


I am a fan of Major League Soccer (MLS)


And I'm looking for very religious cities

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>in-n-out is shit

SHE FOAMING AT THE LIPS
THE ONE BETWEEN HER HIPS
PUBIC HAIR LOOKING LIKE SOUR CREAM DIP

>>75328283
mexico city

>>75328287
dips wouldn't it?

Also CALIFAGS STOP COMING TO TEXAS WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE

>>75328293
That is the capital of Mexico.


And in Mexico it is an independent country

>>75328283
sounds like you should consider living in Costa Rica, I hear it has all of that

>>75328306
AYY FAMALAM

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>>75327062
how do we fucking stop them? these rats are constantly fleeing their sinking ship and shitting up the rest of the west

i really like burger king

Just finished movie night with the qt

Whataburger is based

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I cant tell if my roommate's friend is legit hitting on me or if she's just saying this kind of shit to fuck with me

Im not attracted to her at all

>>75328283
How about you stay in CR and make it great again

>>75328283
Miami unironically

>>75328320

>>75328316
what?
so are you a wrapper or what?

>>75328321
shut the fuck up you stupid bitchhttps://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AOPBWq8NAgpy1sAsRiujFc7kXnsP7didJeKkKMZRT_UF--2WBl88OkKWwBKbDyRNBC6EAu5_N6hinlHXvyKRTtvIeFm3A-MOeJuTbj1TsGXrSIZUrPgkYmKx0LwotHmpfstVQ9qGV53veEdRwu-ak_MUgxqxy324ruQAIkbhOJQ8ybQZoA4ZzkhzDqWSyqGKyhI_jSnYXXLVz6_s_jr9viMMmqfZagZAWw&th=,EOFX4cCwaAdH6ZT40M22qFB7iY5qC1vwAAAAXKAAAACNawN3NUpfcc7rCI1OAm7RPIHpsev_mcEUn7rOspbTp1nB04YvVSadxrnkuYpW1qposFBVlBL6PLSc4od_wR9pgrpwhBe6uHQLe6ig0rIA98iHuohfeUa6varo6IZEnILlhgxo1Zw3Twpk_WlGxIK4DtlwqiBlCZYIXk8Gjb8SFzlQYIHZVw3QC9N_WpVQGp9ohU0kD88rctd9Px_4xXp-4ZjXaDeQFPrxu9vQ-Sbmj7AlKhzCK4NuUYQZfkWyHisSzXtolV4cimA4QKviOhtxFN14r0nmV_kKf_IDMhl5CaanNd5HC7--s45GW1ECHeWMY0dUkCH-Xuq2tgsoBiPQj_vif_8U69DjnhwRRVGCAzzZ4RcwV3vgbH0yhq-nREGyVFiEb-gVAqZ_8EVC2jZk6h8dX1Kl_tOjmSKAPdIoFcsZG_ERheQPBlWLFjEdpL3VAAXTg6W8atV5xmQPZBVjTtD90HTVrJj6-9ohXFpizoee_4sWWceUVrH5fvynfKumWnE6EwFRkAw-Zx2jcsPsyo_USNRZ3sEPWcFa406a7EYgL-D7JWp7sDxIHBK48_NzCmaaSB1vVd93NLYEEItpYWg6l4RMGFMSekWsWNwEzLMKVNoZ-gn_0Svyfo0qzKCwpJtnHC7WdLcIEM_m4l1UM7inO6RvycLNiHbhXeCcWnwN5L6Y4gw2KiJTw1yWxv1_Ah50qpQ53OHma-RdCfS5FEQlw2zHWf6znajp04gYP44RoJkVeYaHW7Qhy1Wm7zKPViV3bn2owAekLJ1yOK8XgIgcBV3FpBiCpMTZGmEDCAA5EdKm0q-MIEStXV3jmKZfl47pVmErjBx1eiYpwH2nNqvuztbNTF1NNQWu0qzStVbbgC-HzKj5_zUpEBqq6m0iQYjp2AJ5TwZNheXNouA0BUqdtoVyNMyw3FquZx4nF-0_6XTVGaI6dsCFsxyQPu1XLrIBmlXMiSvMEJRKRLS4qnLR-v9enpHH3JNgvJKn8bnjHw2hFFuDGwXUJf3-o8k9AgEgLq7QQsJzecKPK7ci9bQVDn78BOmu7auLXP_eJMmDqn387KAZUqaYc64aLyzCu68NmrINkEGkJTFL7XZyu8nf-DanqIIEu2VGGZNfs9k8VJYOD-fU_JX9HGzM9uuSK5IVLIoKap_0JPsCqunkSC-1kF-xK4RmNh4

>>75328309

one of my old roommates is going to college in corpus christi

>>75328323
put that cunt in a headlock
assert your dominance

>>75328317
Literally can't make this up

Chis migrating to other states because their parents picked the wrong state lmao

>>75328319
i like their nuggets

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>>75328341
What's the problem my friend?

>>75328333

wrong country, dummy

Make a new thread, niggers

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>>75328327
In Miami is the Miami FC (plays in the Current NASL or North American Soccer League)


And I think the future will have team in major league soccer (MLS)

>>75328334
i guess i could be, i'm better than tacklemore, imo

>>75328368
Best part of Miami for you is you don't even really need to know English