/brit/

Brit is actually pretty comfy, reminder we are our dads favourite son.

turns out i have eye insurance so i shall be scheduling an eye appointment

>>75247316
no there's a 50% chance its door 3

Getting drunk on a Wed night ed.
>>75247323

HERE YA GO BRAINLETS

>you pick door 1
>33% chance it is in door 1
>66% chance it is in doors 2 or 3
>door 2 is opened, goat
>with 2 out of the picture, there is now a 66% chance it is behind door 3

*shoves a didgeridoo up your bunghole*

>>75247354
Dad hates us, stop being a fgt.

>>75247365
Me too. Think I'm an alcy.

can nicotine cause insomnia ?

>>75247247
>55 degrees Fahrenheit
Would love to live in a place where it's like that all year round.

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thoughts on this girl?

dunno what it is about her but she really get me going desu

>>75247323
Britain sucks balls. Why don't you fellate the Queen's hairy balls you fags?

>>75247387
yeah its a mild stimulant

>>75247362
>how does this probability problem work i don't understand
>no that's wrong i know how probability works

75247354
reddit

>>75247323
Ekki testa

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just woke up

going to bed at 7pm and waking up at 4am is comfier than going to bed at 4am and waking up at 1pm

might make a habit of this

>>75247394
does she have muscular dystrophy

that canadian shitposter posts the same exact threads to at least 3 different boards all at the same time, idk how he does it

>>75247409
End yourself at the neck leaf. Yanks are the true descendants of the British Empire.

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>>75247365
Good lad. Already into my second bottle of whiskey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c48vs4lwgc

>>75247430
she hasn't mentioned anything about muscular dystrophy

>>75247448
t. rookie

>>75247428
Deffo. I've been waking up at 2am recently and it's very nice.

>>75247428
Fuck off Jocko Willink

>>75247400
There are 2 doors, one has a car and the other has a goat. There's a 50% of chance of choosing the door with the goat. The chance doesn't just magically increase because a door with a goat behind it had just been revealed.

75247453
reddit

>>75247457
500ml bottle?
Jameson?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAlnWjR30Ck

>>75247428
Literally still awake past 1pm and i haven't even been a NEET for a year.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

>>75247457
>Magnolia
VERY good lad

>>75247343

browsed 4chan lol

the inside left side of my cheek is a painful mess

think a tooth is growing out that's cutting up all the cheek flesh

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https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495640864925.webm

Why don't you LIFT /brit/? I always do exercises in the morning, even this girl does

75247479

Not giving you anymore (You)s.

>>75247457
This you, ruggers Paddy?

https://youtu.be/cpT-u5iLYjE

>>75247475
i explained it as simply as possible and you still don't understand it

life as a brainlet must be tough

>>75247504
got a dentist appointment at 12.30 and still havent slept 2bh

>character is depressed in tv/film
>australian psychedelic rock starts playing

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>>75247529
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1495633532365.webm

Bounces into you

g'day g'day

>>75247497
1pm as in you haven't gone to bed in 36 hours? or did you mean 1am

>>75247515
sauce

>>75247475
>>75247546
https://youtu.be/4Lb-6rxZxx0

>>75247514
wisdom teeth

if it hurts it's probably caught on your gums and you need to get them removed.

not a fan of psychopaths but not a fan of cucks either
im a bit of a radical centrist ngl

I swear the same guy does the voice narration for all documentaries in Britain

>>75247475
if you aren't baiting you are actually retarded

>>75247602
Me?

>>75247602
imagine the guy from "Come Dine With Me" narrating Attenborough docs

don't think i'd want to befriend any of you spackers IRL

I'm down to post memes
but not my soul
Thailad said this in 94
"We don't love them hoes!"

little known fact: PJW used to make cricket videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2IJaW1InyA

>black guys with beards

NOT a fan

any kpop man in?

>>75247708
enjoy your ban, dickhead

well it's flat to the mat with the party hat

>In search of a new car, the player picks a door, say 1. The game host then opens one of the other doors, say 3, to reveal a goat and offers to let the player pick door 2 instead of door 1.


Why the fuck did the player pick a door then? what was the point? why pick a door if the host opens another door?

me and the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS_4Dgw_koA

I'd rather get a goat desu

>>75247723
what would I get banned for? am I not allowed to share my playlist with someone I told in the other thread I was going to share?

fuck off autismo yank

>>75247708
Fantastic, thanks! Lot of new stuff for me to check out here.

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>>75247668
1:34
>The googly will take some time to master..
>Normie steak

>>75247753
...than a GF? Paki detected.

>>75247766
>>>/mu/
fuck off

>>75247753
Especially since it's a magic goat that increases probability

>>75247668
just a reminder that I found this video and shared it with /brit/ x

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>>75247767
np. hope you enjoy some of it. cheers, lad.

>>75247752
love white American culture

>>75247776
no...
than a car

have you not been paying attention to the thread you dumb yank?

still not understanding this monty hall paradox

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious according to Oscar Wilde

>>75247811
>have you not been paying attention to the thread
No I haven't. I went to get myself another beer and only refreshed the thread later.

about to shag an 18 year old

>>75247772
want to come to a car show with me tomorrow? all my other mates said they can't/didn't reply

>you will never discover an island and name it after yourself, a childhood sweetheart or just make a joke

>>75247855
File nonce filth get out

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>>75247808
I even have a couple of croissants in the cupboard. Pot of coffee, croissants and jam, and a bit of retro French pop to start my day.

>>75247858
yeah

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>>75247873

don't drink enough water but i'm not really thirsty either

>>75247874
can you please explain the monty hall paradox to me

>>75247824
He was just the Milo Yiannopoulos of his time

>>75247874
this >>75247904 wasn't me btw, I'm not a brainlet and know how to use google

>>75247914
Not really. Being gay is about the only thing they have in common.

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*sniffs the air*

THAILAD!!!

>>75247904
>>75247929
samefag

really fancy the old flatmate lads

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>>75247394
Looks like fred armisen and she also looks not all there mentally.

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>>75247904
Did you see this video? >>75247585
>>75247929
alright
>>75247963

slow day huh lads

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>THAIRAD! YOU GO SEE A RADYBOY AGAIN?!?!

really wish i had some adderall

ban is over
thanks hiro

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Thailaaaad

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>>75248023
Enjoy this gimmick
>his face

I'm yellin "FREE V NASTY"
Til my throat is raspy
Young rich and flashy
I be where the cash be

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>>75248043

>>75248043
alri cucklad
did you see the new one where she takes 5 black dicks?

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Parents keep telling me to get a job

>>75247904
I don't get it either but I made a simulation of it in ruby and it's really good to switch instead of stay, I have literally no idea why, but my own programming says so.

>>75248060
How common are ladyboys in Thailand?

>you pick door 1
>33% chance it is in door 1
>66% chance it is in doors 2 or 3
>door 2 is opened, goat
>with 2 out of the picture, there is now a 66% chance it is behind door 3
why does this confuse you runts so much

>>75248082
if you get a job you can have money to buy vodka

>>75248087
You've chosen one randomly

The script has chosen one that certainly doesn't have the correct answer behind.

The informed choice is better than your random choice.

Simple as.

>>75248113
Why does the 66% chance transfer to door 3

>>75248109
The bomber was based.

>>75248105
Quite common..

>>75248120
I already have money

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reading up on how common in america it was to beat, sometimes kill for black men who even dared look at a white woman in the eyes. you read some old texts pre-1960 and they really do talk about negroes as if they were subhuman, literally animals

crazy how they're now the dominant group of mainstream pop culture and black-on-white interracial sex is a popular fetish for many americans now

>>75248130
Because there was never a possibility of the host opening the door you picked. That's where most people get confused.

soon we will be able to genetically engineer blacks to have human levels of intelligence and aggression

checkmate, rorkes

>>75247585
>>75248003
cheers

>>75248151
Do they all work as prostitutes and stuff or are there like ladyboys dentists and cleaners

>>75248030
I have 640 30mg XRs right now

thailad do they use a lot of sriracha sauce in thailand

>>75248193
Sriracha is excellent, oh god

sticky poos are the worst. you can never wipe enough even if you wet a few squares it's still not enough.

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quick selfie

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love walks

>>75248229
look at this fucking dog

I'm trying to sleep and the birds outside won't shut the fuck up.

>>75248060
Did Tim buy that or find it?

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>>75248130
If there are 100 doors and you pick one at random, and then every door but one and the one you chose is opened your door still has a 1% chance of being the correct door. Do you understand you fucking brainlet?

>>75248234
where are all the methheads err i mean kiwis?

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>>75248189
You'll find them in all kinds of jobs just like anyone else.
>>75248193
Yeah you see it about
>>75248245
Got it the same place he got this.

>>75248252
No they would both have a 50% chance

>>75248229
swipe down....

>>75248259
>he has a condom/machine gun drawer

And we thought he was mental

>>75248265
No they wouldn't because your door never had a chance to be opened.

women are biologically hardwired to sell out their race and class as well as be cowardly. giving them political and financial power was a mistake.

what the fuck does tim mean when he says swipe down selfie

Business idea: move to a foreign country and pretend to be a Bong on holiday

>>75248109
>no industry puppet
she's as manufactured as they come
she's from nickelodeon for fucks sake
that's not even her real name

>>75248279
Just goes to show, you can't be too quick to judge

>>75248295
Will bang many cutes here for sure

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really, really want to live in rural america

looks like a hu'white paradise

would that be a profitable business?

>>75248295
hahaha ok bong
*takes a hit from the top of your head*
lmao

>>75248109
>how Ariana Grande became an unlikely pop hero
yeah one of her concerts happened to be bombed by ISIS. it could've happened to anybody.

>>75248311
looks like the church down the road from me

>>75248283
He swipes down to take a selfie

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>>75248234
>love walks
>live in australia

>>75248191
hmm and whats the best place to buy them illegally like you did?

>>75248311
fuck off mohamed, we're full.

>>75248311
White people in America only exist in rural, remote areas

>>75248340
I got them from my doctor, I get 3 a day. You could check the dark net.

>>75248327
an alternate timeline would have a Milo or Karen Straughn conference bombed
would they be unlikely heroes for the west?

Never was good at arithmetic

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>>75248311
expectation vs. reality

bumholes? BUMHOLES!!!

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>>75248311
That the church where they filmed November Rain?

>>75248366
kek
fucking burgers

>>75248109
>only one person shooting horizontal vid
ariana appeals to the lowest common denominator i see

War...war never changes...

>>75248358
interesting question. maybe. if everybody came together for charlie hebdo in spite of the vitriol they spouted, aside from the fringe left who no matter what say that "hundreds years of crusades compared to a few suicide bombers", i think that a lot of people would probably rally around milo or karen.

>>75248311
Fuck off we're full

(unless you're Catholic)

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love this painting

saw it at a train station once and I just stared for minutes

>>75248374
>During his early years, Slash was raised by his father and paternal grandparents in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, while his mother moved to LA for work

STOKE MENTIONED

>>75248335
what?

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>>75248366
>>75248378
clearly in canada shown by the fucking leaf on the middle of the m

>>75248404
You need to see more art....

>>75248366
>>75248378
this is clearly in Canada though

there's a FUCKING LEAF in the maccy's logo

>>75248415
TIL

thanks kind stranger!

Before I die I want to go to a bariatric surgery reunion party (yes they're a real thing) and eat a dozen large pizzas in view of everyone

>>75248413
Idiot.

>>75248419
could be Vermont tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWYHO1tLcqY

love this video

saw it at a chinese internet cafe once and i just stared for minutes

>>75248442
jog on chinky

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America's top brand got LEAF'D.

Yanks love getting cucked by Canucks.

>>75248438
you click or tap to take a selfie

you dont swipe down

is lily allen h'white?

>>75248418
ive been to a billion galleries it was all shite

>>75248403
i am Catholic actually (only culturally)

>>75248449
our top brand is Apple, McDonald's isn't close

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the goal

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>this entire thread

>>75248471
Practicing only (Sorry lad)

Brazillad post more choons.

I absolutely love what you linked yesterday.

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>>75248449
>canada's only recognisable restaurant, tim hortons, is owned by burger king
>mfw tim hortons is american

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>this entire thread

>>75248508
There's a Canadian restaurant near my house that's utterly top notch

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>>75248459
the Allens are archetypical Anglos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRqI5R6L7ow&spfreload=10

>>75248508
The only Canadian restaurant I care about is White Spot and their fast food chain Triple O's desu

Only in Western Canada.

>getting the night bus in london and going the speed of light because no traffic

peng

>>75248517>>75248517
>Canadian restaurant
What the fuck do they serve?

>>75248526
Hi boyo

>>75248544
Leafs

>>75248524
And you're a retarded fuck that has no idea what anglo means

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>all my dentists are british
haha i love white flight from britain

>>75248544
cheesy chips, maple syrup, moose burgers

>>75248265
>In the case you chose the right door out of 100 you hit the 1% chance of getting it correct.
>After 98 have been eliminated the remaining door you didn't choose hasn't been chosen based on the prior knowledge of where the correct door is.
There's an extremely good chance that you didn't choose the correct door out of 100. Please understand.

>>75248544
elk
deer
moose
beaver
bear
bacon
maple syrup

>>75248532
Where ya headed?
Whatcha listening to?

have nothing to say but doing a post anyway

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>>75248547
Good lad. This was beautiful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRqI5R6L7ow&spfreload=10

>>75248552
what are you referring to?

>>75248551
bit aggressive

>>75248555
>hasn't been chosen
Has*

>>75248552
how many dentists do you have

>>75248552
There's a black British bank teller at my bank, and half the cashiers at the grocer I visit are old Brit ladies. My best friend's brother is dating a British Paki.

It's fucking weird.

All the girls who liked me but I avoided are now more successful than I am

>>75248404
Thats her dentist

>>75248528
>literally founded by an american
hmm

thailad do they have cheesy chips in thailand

>>75248442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzhZr-uKTlc

>300ml of maple syrup cost US$10,00
I hate Brazil lads

>>75248544
Poutine
bacon fries with maple syrup

doing a read

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_I_of_England

>>75248600
Yeah, a few places do it.

Can get chili cheese fries from Carl's Jr. too, they're nice.

I have never known the touch of a woman lads

>>75248604
Isn't a PS4 like $1000 too?

>>75248599
>Canadian moves to the USA and does something
"He's American!" says the Yanks.

>American moves to Canada and does something
"He's American!" says the Yanks.

Don't care for your hypocrisy much desu.

>>75248618
Currently re-reading Dorohedoro.

>>75247362
>>75247367
The probabilities/chances are attached to player decisions, not to doors.

Here is a solution:

wlog
pick A
behind A, B or C (1/3 chance each)

%

if behind A
one of B or C can open (1/2 chance each)

if B opens
if switch C, no car
if stay A, car

if C opens
if switch B, no car
if stay A, car

%

if behind B
only C can open (1/1 chance)

if C opens
if switch B, car
if stay A, no car

%

if behind C
only B can open (1/1 chance)

if B opens
if switch C, car
if stay A, no car

%

1/3 * 1/2 switch gives no car
1/3 * 1/2 switch gives no car

1/3 switch gives car

1/3 switch gives car

%

in total
1/3 switch gives no car, 2/3 switch gives car

>>75248645
>>Canadian moves to the USA and does something
>"He's American!" says the Yanks.
literally who says this? it's the other way around. whenever some actor or something is canadian and people assume he is american they go "lmao he's not even american!!!!"

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h'whites are evil

>>75248631
Nowadays is $500, and a brand new iphone is $1800

>>75248645
>>Canadian moves to the USA and does something
>"He's American!" says the Yanks.
No we don't. Fuck rush and fuck Justin Bieber

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who else knows about these intelligence pills

afraid i'm going to wind up in a dead end job that doesn't help my resume

>>75248674
>>75248691
B u l l s h i t

>>75248693
idk they're banned

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>>75248604
>50ml
>$12.55 USD

>>75248716
solid argument

Off to sleep now

>>75248678
this game is going to be fuck whiteys: the game

>>75248725
Bieber is American btw

>>75248678
No way

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I will never make body contact with a woman lads.

>be canadian
>get blown the fuck out
fuck off already

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tb.h

>>75248733
If Bieber is American Keanu Reeves is also American.

>>75248752
lol

>Brainlet who doesn't get entry-level math problems edition

*raises paw*

>>75248724
Jesus fucking Christ

>>75248752
>>75248758
[pathetic samefag

>>75248760
*smacks you on the top of the head with my cock a few times*
maybe that fixed it, try again now

Is Liverpool worth visiting?

Alex Trebek is a bitch too

>>75248762
also found 250ml for $20.50

>>75248772
>37:33
>37:58
not even possible

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>>75248756
Nah but Bieber is.

I had a dream. I fucked your brains out. Right on that couch over there. You loved it.

>>75248731
tbf at least the Far Cry series is pretty non-discriminatory in that regard. got to kill plenty of wogs, spics and gooks in the last few games

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>d-drumpf will get impeached!

>>75248802
>American politics in /brit/

>>75248783
not been there but they've been pumping a lot of money into it
maybe the docks/centre is OK but it's probably pretty shit on the most part

I'm a conservative tranny and these people DO NOT SPEAK FOR ME. I think it's disgusting they are targeting young children in schools with this filth.

>>75248801
only played 3 and 4, is 1 or 2 better

>>75248811
>americans in /brit/ at all

slippery slope

>>75248789
Does Thailand has high taxes like Brazil or they just overthrow the price for nothing?

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>>75248802

>>75248818
trannies are good for fucking from 18-24

they go downhill from there. better enjoy youth while it lasts

>>75248829
Think it's just a simple supply and demand issue.

>>75248818
internalised transphobia

might go for a walk then get a burger

>>75248829
are consumer goods such as phones and cars seen as an elites luxury in Brazil seeing that it's so expensive? or do people get round somehow

are girls notified when you superlike them? they better be, it's the only way I'm going to get any matches. I'm for sure at the bottom of the stack out of like 5000 guys that swipe on any given girl

>>75248849
hope you get salmonella

>>75248779
*laughs at you for having a mutilated pecker*

>>75248864
why are there so many chads and so few stacies?

is labour work the real redpill?

roofers clear a good 60k here

plumbers, electricians, carpenters i imagine do just as well or better (especially plumbers)

>>75248888
don't know but I've always viewed construction workers as intelligent since their work looks so fucking complicated and intricate

>>75248864

they'll only see it if they get to your profile

>>75248886
because guys will fuck anything. hate this online dating revolution nowadays where even average guys can't fucking get anything.

>>75248870
wtf!

>>75248864
>when you superlike them
>superlike
This is a thing on Tinder? Haha, bit of advice lads, NEVER click that button.

>>75248911
it's all designed by engineers and nerds, brutes just put it together

one on the left is definitely a man >>75248919

>>75248849
hope you find your future wife

>>75248851
Yes they are expensive as fuck, but they created a credit system and installment payment that makes things easer to afford, so that why people can get things, but in the other hand the interest is huge as fuck, can be compared to college credit

>>75248843
Hmmmmm, but this is REALLY expensive, even with the 60% tax is cheaper here

>>75248916
you'd better be joking
feel like punching a baby

>>75248888
Yeah they earn a shit load once they're well known

Even decorators make well above the national averahe

met this old british guy who moved here in the 70s. it was odd. he sounded british to me, except on the occasion he'd say "cookie" or "shopping cart"
he also said how when he'd go back to london for a visit everybody would ask him where he's from.

imagine that. you move to a place and live there for 40 years, but people still ask you where you're from. then when you go back home, people ask you the same question.

very interesting.

>>75248888
It pays good but it wrecks your body in the long run. My grandpa was a carpenter all his life and he could barely walk by the end of it.

A Journeyman plumber makes about ~$30 starting, after completing their apprenticeship. Someone who runs their own business can make ~$100/hr minus business costs.

>>75248941
they still get paid well. construction companies are loaded

>>75248959
they get notified, don't worry. the big bad bogan was joking with you.

>>75248941
yeah but how do they follow such complicated instructions
they can fuck up easily too. it's not like slotting pieces together. it's physically forging, hammering, smashing, drilling stuff

how do they not use lasers for every single measurement

>>75248997
They get paid well yes at the cost of back breaking work and opioid addiction

>>75248974
I pick up accents in minutes. If I'm talking to someone with a really thick accent for a while, eventually I have to consciously stop myself from talking to them in their accent.

>>75248949
Yeah, the place I'm looking at http://www.tops.co.th/ isn't exactly the cheapest place to begin with, but it has a lot of imports. Imports are always expensive.

>>75249023
no offense, but do you have literal autism?

If you drink more than 7 bottles of beer a week then you're a degenerate

>>75248974
I live in london and grew up around many different minorities

you can have a crystal clear English accent but I can immediately tell your parents are immigrants from tone, intonation, flow, etc

>>75249010
They have people who look over them. The people doing work only follow directions. The physical work is difficult but it's not for the intelligent.

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>If you drink more than 7 bottles of beer a week then you're a degenerate

>>75249033
poofteh: the post

>>75249033
what if you drink 0

>>75249027
No, and I have no problem understanding facial cues, metaphor, dry humour, sarcasm etc. I have no particular need for order or organisation, nothing like that. Why? Is what I described a symptom of autism?

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>>75249055
Thanks for the hats and (you)s lads ;)

>>75249052
I drink more than that a night pfffftt.

>>75249022
yeah I don't doubt it's hard work. labourers are ridiculously fit despite the lazy stereotype

>>75249035
where's this guy from?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eRXctCGhhZ

>>75249027
not him but I think most people do it

It's more common around yanks, and embarrassing too

>>75249067
Alri autismo

british lad said "sook me deck" to me last night. can anyone translate?

>>75249067
idk i'm not a doctor, it just sounds odd that you'd start mimmicking someone's accent. didn't mean to insult you, lad. i'm sure you're a perfectly normal person.

>>75249078
native southerner

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is heat street a right-wing outlet?

>>75249025
Hmmm, even Thai sauce is expensive, they are quite easy to found but because of the taxes and and a overprice that stores usually does makes thinks difficult of afford.
A good Sriracha is $10 to $12 for 452g

>>75249108
actually his father was scottish, but he left when he was a baby so i guess that doesn't count.

>>75249102
No offense taken.

Certainly wouldn't describe myself (or anyone) as perfectly normal. I think I read that what I do is a sign that I'd be very good at learning foreign languages.