/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

tfw nogf

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Germany edition

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>>75241276
give me a latina gf NOW

the gfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3aD_8aCnY8#t=54

I don't think people understand my sense of humor.

When I say something like "I voted for Trump" or "LOCK HER UP", I think they actually believe I'm retarded.

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*Aims gun at you*
gn anon

countries ranked by how much i care about their politics

1. canada (duh)
2. uk
3. australia
4. south africa
5. new zealand
6. ireland
7. japan
8. netherlands
9. france
10. usa

>>75241326
I have an Argentinian gf but she's el ItaliANO
Does that count?

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>tfw no Canadian bf

i voted for trump :^)

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Girls are cute.

I voted for Trump

>
3

>>75241339
Probably. I posted shit like that all the time on different websites and get/got a bunch of different reactions. I'm sure some are trolling too but I don't think I'd ever mention it irl now that the election is over.

>>75241384
whats with you and northern bois

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>apparently anime tiddies are now ok by facebook standards
>enter facebook
>nobody posts them, not even waifufaggotry pages
life is suffering

>>75241384
>tfw no canadian weed

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>i voted for trump :^)

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>>75241357
yes, argentinian's are cute

>>75241432
I think they're cute

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>>75241444

>>75241276
what part of mexico is that?

>>75241342
Shitty crop, buddy

You bring great shame to original image

I dare say I hate it

>>75241444
spam anime tiddies den

>>75241470
i think southerners are cute

>tfw getting paternal instincts

I was driving home today and starting thinking about how I want to start a family and imagined I had my baby in a carseat in the back. Then I started thinking about buying our first family car with my wife and all the fun things we would do together. Then a car honked at me and I realized I was day dreaming at a traffic light.

>tfw no gf
It hurts

>>75241497
>tan skin

I honestly don' t give a fuck f it's a bad crop, you hear me? i fucking hate you and i will hunt you down and delet your reaction folder

>>75241531
:^)

>>75241509
:3

>>75241516
>tfw want a family but can't
Feels bad

Just told some guy wearing an Italian jacket that he wasn't whtie lol

>>75241276
completely fucking worthless utility company

>>75241516
its all fun and games till she chooses the state to be the daddy instead

I don't have a Facebook account because I fear my workplace will find out my dark interests

i buried my images folder deep within a vast network of empty folders so no one can find it

oispa camelot unchained or star citizen

I'm sorry for being mean, Denmark

>>75241348
>After an embarrassing incident in 2001, where a drunken Klein berated people in an Edmonton homeless shelter for being unemployed, Klein held a press conference to discuss his alcoholism. Albertans continued to support him for many more years
will we ever have another like based king klein?

/dead/

When's that wall coming? Can't say I'm a fan of the prospect of Texas going blue under the pressure of CHI migrants.

>>75241747
probably not unless kenney starts bantering people, doesn't seem like the type too

all our premiers since klein have been softcocks

>>75241780
Texas will go blue no matter what. The wall wont stop them from outbreeding whites.

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Got more pics of Koreans.

At the end of 2010, Subway became the largest fast food chain worldwide, with 33,749 restaurants – 1,012 more than McDonald's.

can you believe mcdonalds is smaller than subway

>>75241849
can't you find some white girls? too many koreans get plastic surgery

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>>75241849

Saw three kids with fidget spinners at work yesterday
Really fucking hate this meme
I also saw an autistic kid, stayed with his mom the whole time and kept going "AAAAAAAAAaa" like he was screaming except it was at speaking volume

>>75241907
i've only seen fidget spanners on reddit desu
you know what that means...

saw a sign at the dollar store today taht said they had fidget spinners
thought of reddit

>>75241891
REMINDER: there is nothing wrong with a woman getting plastic surgery

>>75241926
That 6 year olds browse reddit? Wow, so much worse than the 12 year olds we have here.

>In 1940, Texas was 74 percent Anglo, 14.4 percent black, and 11.5 percent Hispanic
I want to go back.
>>75241842
Texas was only 45% white in 2010 yet we're still red. Hopefully, more Hispanics will start voting Republican as times goes on.

>>75241956
don't bother giving me your opinions

>>75241956
>cheating at natural selection
should NOT be allowed

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>posting plastic gooks

>>75241989
this

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*forms a government in your province or state's legislature*
What do?

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butt

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>REMINDER: there is nothing wrong man playing god and destroying what is real

>Go to /b/
>Full of shitposts, metashitposts, and newfags calling other newfags newfags
Truly a mainstay of contemporary 4chan culture, dog bless
Haha no really though delete /b/ please

If I have half Argentinian kids, I'll tell them to say they have Hispanic ancestry to benefit from AA.

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I'll post Mau. She's Japanese/Hawaiian, say something nice about her.

>>75241974
in 1940 there were many better choices to pick race-wise. Boston, for instance, was 96.7% white in 1940. Jesus christ the idea of a major city being like that today is mindboggling

the goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH1zyrSI_lY

>>75241882
mcdonald's has a greater revenue

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>>75242064
You have shit taste pham

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>I'll post Mau. She's Japanese/Hawaiian, say something nice about her.

>>75242069
The Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965 was a mistake.

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>>75241326
THIS

business idea: alberta party/liberal party/united conservative coalition provincial government

>>75241565
how so?

>>75241457
Would tbqh

>>75242130
power never ever fucking goes out during snow storms but it goes out when it's like 25 C outside with a perfectly clear sky and no wind

the goal

https://youtu.be/BueskzMF59k?t=579

business idea: hire college girls to mass-produce used panties

Hoping that 2017 is the year of no gf

>>75242152
where do you live lol

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>I don't know how the power grid works

south africans are the root cause for every problem facing the province of alberta

the PCs got dicked down because of south africa, and fort mcmurray didn't get put out sooner because of south africa

will they continue to get away with it?

le penis xD

>>75242195
fuck off stupid faggot

>>75242177
they just finished this in seattle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEJ1Xr501hU

the drill brokedown like 50 times and was supposed to complete the tunnel years ago

>>75242189
da woods

but seriously it happens almost every week, it's fucking annoying and it damaged my PSU once

>>75242152
something could've fallen on the power line

>>75242206
poes poes poes poes poes poes poes poes poes poes poes poes poes

>>75242235
every week or two?

>>75242206
>the africans are keepin' us down n shiet

>he plugs his computer directly into the outlet
>he doesn't use a surge protector
Brainlet detected.

>>75242263
we need to send a strong message that these kind of actions will not be tolerated

>>75242272
i'm too poor

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hehe

>>75242262
its possible.

>>75242295
Surge protectors are cheap.

>>75242233
private company would offer worse service at a higher price. stop complaining

>>75242295
i think they cost only 10-20$

>>75242295

Even I pay for those.

>>75242262
my understanding is a lot of municipalities are too cheap to pay to have trees trimmed and those cause a lot of power outages

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what kind of music ya'll listening to

>>75242329
t. hydro employee

socialists should die.

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>>75241276
good edition

Should I walk to the LCBO? I have noyhing better to do. they close in two hours.

>>75242370
compare the consumer experience for electricity in quebec vs new england or ontario. quebec is far superior. in fact we have the cheapest electricity in north america and its all renewable
>>75242386
stop copying me

>>75242329
that complete defies the laws of physics of physics and economics

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JUST

>be jim prentice and alison redford
>fuck up so badly that even mormons in lethbridge and medicine hat vote for the democratic socialists

>>75242415
do not drink alcohol

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>>75241456
>>75241384
>tfw

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APOLOGIZE!

>>75242364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40d6wTnIXqA

>>75242364
Shitty music desu just listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZDWNk_RIA

>>75242364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd8NAR__n6Y

my man

>>75242364
https://youtu.be/lBICLteuQs8

>>75242454
>implying r9k goes outside or talks to people

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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MYYYYYYYYY
EYES

>>75242452
you literally have no argument against her

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>>75242437
>wildrose urban performance

Should i buy more ethereum and bitcoin?

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the strongest /cum/ alliance

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i like watching girls fall apart

>>75242452
ah yes millennial intellectuals

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>>75242544
BC is the strongest

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>>75242534
You can never buy too many
They're just going to keep going up and up

Should I go buy rum y/n?

Shant be drinking tonight though.

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I stepped in shit, goddamn I hate Louisiana.

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>>75242544
>Ontarian municipal logos

>>75242600
that isn't unique to louisiana

>>75242589
yeah, if you want to
i've been strictly drinking on the weekend

inteview tomorrow morning desu famalams

Quebec should leave Canada and join the US so we can be the second largest country.

>>75242064
I'm going to cum in your filthy hapa pussy, you slut

BC/AB or AB/SK are the strongest power couples in alberta

refute this

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>>75242632
you tried multiple times

>>75242589
I have two half bottles in my fridge lel

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man the no ass girl looked straight into my soul today

thats why i furiously masturbated thinking of her boobs as soon as i got home.

i feel bad and ashamed

>>75242661
Talk to her already. She wants your benis.

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>>75242661
are you 12?

>>75242621
Get me out of this literal shithole, Y*nk, I promise I won't mock you on /dixie/.

face > hips > tits > ass

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>being able to fap to the thought of boobs alone
those were simpler times

>>75242697
face > thighs > hips = legs > tits > ass

>>75242677

idk i really dont know i thought i could judge that but idk.

Like yeah i FEEL her looking at me as soon as we are close but i really dont know, maybe she is cheking if im looking at her you know?
>>75242679
yes

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>>75242697
THICCCCC eyebrows >>>>>> face > hips > tits > ass

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Sunset is at 8:37, it's almost 8pm, I'm going to go for a walk and buy some rum.

>>75242729
all i need for legs/thighs are non-twig legs
most by default are non-ugly, which breasts can be

was gonna look at the job postings but now i can't work up the motivation

>>75242364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VqR4KPdsyk

BC/Yukon power hour.

city is currently being dicked down by the south africans sending a rainstorm

fucking south africa

>>75242760
that girl is beautiful but her fuzzy upper lip is throwing me off

would still impregnate the fuck out of her though

Thick eye brows are VERY cute.
I'm glad the shaving your brows and drawing them on fad died.

>>75242844
found this for you
https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleyebrows/

>>75242835

try to imagine her vagina

full cockroach

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fellas the condom slipped off as I was pulling out and a little bit of cum got through her pussy lips

she says she's fine because she had her period a few days ago but I'm scared

what do I do

>>75242861
I've never used reddit and don't plan on starting today.

>>75242890
pay for an abortion, retard

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>>75242886
Full of my cock, roach.

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>>75242890
>normalslime problems
fuck off

Been feeling the urge to impregnate the gf lately

>>75242890
kill her
>she says she's fine because she had her period a few days ago
call her a dumb cunt

>>75242895
just enter a subreddit you want to read about
like https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/

>>75242937
I really dont get this subreddit
They upvote objectively bad and boring posts

>>75242886
nothing laser cant fix

>>75242937
Went to my state's subreddit and it's full of leftists crying about the Republicans.
Won't go back to that website.

>>75242937
Excellent post, I highly recommend Reddit to everyone. It's a great website with great content and an even greater community!!

>>75242906
how/when will I know if she's pregnant

how much time do I have to buy her a pill

https://www.reddit.com/r/Stealing/

>>75242993
>he went to a normie location and expected non-normie discussion
fucking normie

*Makes a good point*
Hmm yes.>>75243031

https://www.reddit.com/r/alberta/

disappointingly "un-reddit"

>>75243023
when shes puking every morning
i'm not sure

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Stole this image

meta reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/toronto/

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>>75243035
This isn't "normie discussion." This is "college kids crying about not letting scum stay in the state."

>>75243046
https://www.reddit.com/r/Calgary/

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if you could fuck any woman you wanted, who would you pick?

Me surprisingly wouldnt pick Cara (Second place of course) i would pick a young brooke shields

how the fuck was she so cute

quite

https://www.reddit.com/r/Edmonton/

>>75243083
he's right tho
the drug war is retarded

>>75243090
probably the person who I want to be my gf

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>>75243090

>>75243080
Dude, that's wrong. Delete it.

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>>75243135
Nah fuck that; I'd do it again.

>>75243090
Jamie curtis

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stole this image

fuck it's been really windy today

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>BC is now a minority government

>>75243219
lucky

i was thinking of moving to iceland or scotland for that nice weather

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>>75243214
posting a rare coffee frog while Ryan is out
don't let him see this

>>75243232
it's not as nice as you think

I saw America at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Burgers in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the burgers and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each burger and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>75243231
More like BBC amirite

>>75243278
i love the sound of it creaking up my house and car
i don't go outside much so it doesn't matter to me from a practical standpoint
rain is the most comfortable experience there is if you're mostly indoors

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>>75243292

>>75243214
Do Mexicans not have their own brand of chain coffee shops?

>>75243294
ayyy

>>75243316

cafe punta del cielo

This general really is dead

>>75241458
Only replying to this post now since /cum/ is dead but I agree

>>75243412
It's gonna be more deader since i' going

Bye you fucking idiots

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/k/ommando here, this finally arrived today. It's a Russian SVD variant known as the "tiger". AMA

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>>75243556
I'd steal that desu

Albondigas

>>75243023
72 hours i believe, with decreasing efficiency as you wait

Somebody stop the canadian thief plz

>>75243556
How much did that set you back

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Me and my gf マオ are back, with rum!

Should I play some overwatch?

>>75243643
*Steals your gf*

Someone ought to post their dick

>>75243635
I won it at the rock island auction house, the hammer price was $6k and I had to pay a 17% buyers premium plus shipping and handling which made it just over $7,100.

*posts dick*
Pls no to ban i have not been posting here long distance

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>>75243695
>rock island auction house

>>75243769
Literally the tiger in this video.
https://youtu.be/8gcE45knbNA

>>75243808
Oh shit, it is the same exact rifle. Nice buy, anon.

*installs an anti-stealing system alarm*

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Chance I might have food poisoning again

>>75243842
What did you eat?

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>canadian celebrations

>>75243839
*steals it*

>>75243859
Food

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/cum/ was more busy 30 minutes ago... what happened?

>>75243922
i started playing video games

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>>75243090
Leonardo Bonucci's wife

>>75243922
I don't know, but dinner is almost ready so I also have to go now.

>>75243922
im looking for a job

>>75243948
same

>>75243951
hey, that's my wife!

>>75243954
why

>>75243922
I'm eating cookies (that I stole)

>>75243954
Well keep looking so you can stop stealing

>>75243954
>>75243999
Wrong suspect!!!

>>75243991
the NEET life has to come to an end with no neetbux

>>75243999
i'll buy you anything you want bb

ate a ton of cookies today but they have chopped up dates instead of chocolate so I'm getting my fruits and veg in

>>75243954
i'm thinking about going to one of those temp agencies
i did it once before and got a job pretty quick, but it was the shittiest job ever

>>75244035
explain how your getting vegetables

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>>75243982
let me fuck your wife please

lights are flickering lads HELP

Lost a filing and there is a hole in my molar haha

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>>75244130
uh

>>75244145
Just close ur eyes
Like nigga haha

>>75244029
what kind of job are you trying to get

>>75244156
Yank it!

If I concentrate hard enough I can make lights flicker

fuck so many jobs require CCNA/MCSE/fucking A+
need to stop wasting all my neettime

how old are you guys? 21 here, 22 next month

There is still natural sunlight going through my window right now

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>>75244211
No freedom for Cascadia

I hate daylight
Hello darkness my old friend desu

maritimes will rise again

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>His skin doesn't protect him from the sunlight

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It cannot be stopped

>>75244194
a BLOW job hahahaha
no any will really do for the moment
would really like something using my safety tickets and steam ticket, oilfield would be nice

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>his environment only consists of sunlight and sand

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>>75244331
It will be stopped

>avast has been signing all my emails with "virus free"
FUCKING ADWARE SHIT

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Doesn't smell very sugary. Have I been deceived by lcbo:

Coffee brown colour; intense molasses, spice and brown sugar aromas; rich coffee, chocolate, vanilla bean, spice, molasses and clove flavours.

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>his (the monkey) climate has fewer than 300 cloudy days a year

>>75244428
what did that monkey do? leak the emails?

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>>75244438
displeased the king

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>maritimes will rise again

FUCK black people

>>75244482
has he gotten laid yet

>>75244438
reported uncle fat

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>he doesn't live in the southwest where America was founded upon the ideals of a man and his horse and spanglish and gunfights and dirt and indeeyans

>>75244489
Well it's only been a day since I posted it.

but no lol

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>the southwest

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>He doesn't live in the midwest

southwest is pretty shit. if nothing else because of the architecture, everything is tan and brown and square and mexican and FUCKING EW

pollen is getting really bad
merely tapped my eye and the whole thing turned red for an hour

>>75244513
get an escort

>>75244549
if you had the choice of being either allergic to pollen or unable to consume lactose, which would you choose

>>75244547
Which state are you from? Also did you ever meet the New Mexican poster?

>>75244566
that is retarded

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>coastieroasties and wheat fielders

>>75244582
you just don't want him to lose his virginity

I wake up and thank god everyday I dont live in the midwest, or even worse, south dakota

>>75244582
he wants to have sex. it's a pretty sound idea

>>75244572
northwest raised, currently living in the valley of the sun

wish I didn't share the same lastname as my relatives who moved to the southwest

>>75244422
If you dont drink much the subtle scents will be hard to pick up because you're overwhelmed by the smell of alcohol. I will say kraken doesn't smell much like what it's advertised though.

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I have two years left of university, I'll get laid don't worry.

I don't just want to have sex, I want to idk like... play with the girl too and just talk and stuff.

>>75244604
why would anyone want to lose their virginity to a prostitute
it's like you don't value yourself and your life at all

>his location gets less than 350cm of snow per year

lmao

>>75244569
I've had close to a quart (liter) of milk today so probably just deal with pollen

I got my allergies tested today and I'm horribly allergic to grass, I still have the marks.

>>75244640
you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards

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There's nothing wrong with living in the Midwest you fucks

Midwest is home to one of the best states, Wisconsin

>>75244636
...oh boy.

Wew lad, I think you're a little to desperate to get laid. Wind it down buddy.

>>75244636
...a relationship?

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shall be preserving my chastity for the rest of my life

*refills his water cup*
*brings his dishes downstairs*

>>75244665

t. lives in Wisconsin

>>75244664
unrelated to my post

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>>75244681
t. Lives in Minnesota

I bet you're a somali too

>>75244681
t. chicano

>>75244709

t. Amish

>>75244708

nah, senpai

>>75244672
really?

>>75244665
People hate on Ohio because there isn't much to do here. I love it, I can keep myself entertained with vidya and guns so I'm content to spend the rest of my days here in this "boring" state.

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>t. Amish
there are 60000 amish people in pennsylvania and 20 million chicanos in california

Terrorism

CORNJEWS REEEEEEEEEEE
I'D TAKE CHICANOS ANYDAY

>>75244761
please stop using this image to represent hispanic immigrants

If you don't live in a mountainous, or at least hilly state you are hardly a person desu. Looking at you, great plains and midwest and the south and northeast (new england and appalachia excluded)

basically if you don't live in the mountain states, PNW or new england fuck you

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>>75241384
Send ur resume

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>there are 60000 amish people in pennsylvania and 20 million chicanos in california

>>75244786
no

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>how you want your state
>just fuck it up

>>75244786
Not him but that image is what I imagine when I think of "Latino person".

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>>75244803

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>>75244786

>>75244823
crikey

>>75244788
Appalachian trail starts in the flattest state in the union

nothing wrong with being amish

>>75244788
the rockies are the greatest part of america

>how you want your back country, Ezekial?

Just keep me in the dark ages, senpai

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>>how you want your back country, Ezekial?

>Just keep me in the dark ages, senpai

degeneracy and social problems didn't exist before we had electricity and running water.

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> >>how you want your back country, Ezekial?

>>Just keep me in the dark ages, senpai

>>75244903
someone get me some paintings of ancient greeks buttfucking each other