/brit/

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/23/mancunians-show-real-manchester-spirit-as-they-shout-down-edl-protesters-6655982/?ito=facebook

>all these northern runts giving interviews about the attack
Vile

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Ariana grande? more like arena grenade

Anime

who /llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch/ here?

>>75189572
>trying to start a north/south war when we're being attacked
fuck off with your divide and conquer shit rasheed

real shit

don't forget the REAL victims of this tragedy are the muslims in the manchester area who will face all manner of prejudice in the coming weeks

anyone who knew that the manchester bomber was going to attack but said nothing about it should be tried as an accomplice

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done final uni exam today lads. I feel empty inside. What do?

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*shrugs you off*

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how long til /brit/ gets banned?

it'll probably be the turbororkes that get it put on the list haha

the real question is: why did he wait until the END of the concert?

he must've unironically enjoyed the concert
bit gay that lol
shit taste too, bet he was a poptimist pleb lol

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stepping out

>>75190473
because he couldn't get past security, so he waited for everyone to exit

imagine being a paki security guard who was supposed to be working that night but called in sick

must be shitting his pants hahaha

>>75190453
I had mine last week, I too feel empty

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From my earliest youth I have regarded the connection between Ireland and Great Britain as the curse of the Irish nation, and felt convinced, that while it lasted, this country would never be free or happy. In consequence, I determined to apply all the powers which my individual efforts could move, in order to separate the two countries.

hate the south west

can't stand the north east

detest the south west

abhor the west midlands

loathe the north west

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>>75190473

>>75190512
HAKUNA MATATA
WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE

>>75190473
He did it outside he didn't go through security

>>75190548
reddit

>>75190548
VERY reddit

>>75190519
there's no false equivalence. i'm well aware islamic extremism is more of a problem right now than christian extremism is. doesn't mean i have to like christianity.

>>75190548
EXTREMELY reddit

just arrived from 9gag lads any memes?

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Many suffer so that some day all Irish people may know justice and peace

>>75190548
f*ckin epic

>>75190548
just a tad reddit

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My condolences

>>75190548
superfluously reddit

>>75190534
We really rocked the moustache scene in the 80s

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>>75190609
take your pick lad

>>75190449
In the old days there would be a few pogroms against pakis after an event like this

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>>75190602
>>75190582
>>75190568

>>75190583
Nobody said you had to like it.

>>75190644
reddit

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swipe down

>>75190453
>>75190524
aren't you happy and relieved?

>>75190583
Nobody said you have to like it but don't use Christianity as a distraction/strawman from the fact that Islam is a real and ever present danger that must be eradicated if our society is to survive. By any means necessary.

>>75190651
that's so fucking cool

>>75190639
business idea: print out all 5000 pictures and send them to him

>>75190651
Not even reddit, this is an imgur tier post

>>75190644
SAVED

>>75190679
I don't know. You are working entire year to manage 4 hardcore modules + a personal project, and it suddenly ends in 1 day. Weird feeling

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>>75190675
...Not bad TM...

got aids from fucking a nigger lads

>>75190644
Upvoted, my good sir :)

edit: thanks for the gold!

>>75190679
not really
never wanted to go to uni anyway
but now i'll have to get a fucking job

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Can't be the only one who positively screeched at this

>>75190723
compsci?

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>>75190706
what're you gonna do about it yer fuckin runt

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>>75190754
how do you know?

>>75190747
haven't gotten a job in 23 days since i've finished

theory: poley got arrested again

>>75190419
shwmae butty bach

>>75190681
>that Islam is a real and ever present danger that must be eradicated if our society is to survive
what's your plan for that then

>>75190453
life is boring af. I've lived in the 'best' countires in the world earning a good amoun of money. might as well kys now. I would have doneit after uni had I known the world was so fucking boring

>>75190777
Hope not 2bh

>>75190774
based on your description

is it just undergrad? you can always go back to school again

>>75190790
Hello GCHQ

>>75188696
business idea: charge all muzzies an extra fiver for any goods or services within the uk

>>75190790
Legal, peaceful and civilised protest + active political debate officer

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To subvert the tyranny of our execrable government, to break the connection with England, the never-failing source of all our political evils and to assert the independence of my country - these were my objectives

lads if islam is what's holding back the middle east then what's holding back african americans?

emergency lads

I've ran out of alcohol

Hiya hun x

so i get a fine for torrenting 200TB of porn, films and music, but a man can use the internet to talk to ISIS and watch bomb making tutorials on YouTube and he gets away scot free?

BROKEN BRITAIN

>>75190473
the foyer at closing time would have been absolutely rammed with people, fortunately Grande did an unplanned encore so it wasn't as busy as it should have been. Had it been, the death toll could have been much higher

>>75190854
Race

I known myself when I was young , my mother buy a dress for some kids in my hometown.
But I try it and OMG this is me. on that time my mother watch me wearing that dress too.
She not angry me because she want a daughter so much.
Yes.. I said that because I have one older brother :).
It quite a hard time .. because my father not agree and he hate gay or ladyboy also lesbian.
The funny thing that I can't forget is he said ,He will kick my mother first and then kick me if I become a ladyboy haha.

dov'e lancashire man

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really the only surprising thing is that we haven't had more terrorist attacks, strange there isn't more outrage

from mi5.gov.uk

makign diner

>>75190825
nah fuck it. 15 years of education is more than enough for me. I want to get a job and finally start earning money. My favourite part of my entire education was a year long work placement.
Gonna start sending CVs out tomorrow and in the meanwhile will start learning 3rd language for fun

>>75190854
school

>>75190875
'bena

>>75190747
Having a degree doesn't ensure that you will get a job. But do your best, lad.

>>75190790
Ethnic cleansing via compulsory sterilization, deportation and mass liquidation using helium chambers

>>75190912
come to berlin x

>>75190882
crikey, been a good decade since i could do a wank in piece

>>75190854
it's all about culture, there's a weird notion that all cultures are equal and acceptable. I don't think that's the case

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You cannot conquer Ireland. You cannot extinguish the Irish passion for freedom. If our deed has not been sufficient to win freedom, then our children will win by a better deed.

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>>75190866
They didn't listen.

>>75190931
edgy

>>75190851
me looking back at the camera

>>75190932
Would honestly consider but I remember having German at primary school in Poland and really hated that language, sorry.

>>75190931
Absolutely fantastic post

>>75190882
They've labeled that wrong, the right column is actually the janitor nut status monitor.

>>75190956
>those berets
howling
literally Zimbabwe tier

reality has an irish bias

How can salt be/not be kosher?

I know it's a rorke phrase, but imagine if our great grandparents who fought in both world wars could see this country now

I imagine it would be the same level of disappointment my parents have when they see me

>>75188696
2 bombs werent enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDdjwpPM3Y

radical ethno-centrist

>>75190998
dunno

>>75190968
fuck off reddit

you either die as a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

>>75190956
>Ireland
not even a real country desu

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>>75190956

itt people criclejerk about their nazi tier ethnic cleansing while muslims kill your children

Nobody wants Ireland to fuck off more than the English

>nip to shop for some milk
>end up having a threesome with 2 fit lasses
Don't know how people can be virgins in 2017.

>>75190998
>The term "kosher salt" comes from its use in making meats kosher by removing surface blood, not from its being made in accordance with the guidelines for kosher foods as written in the Torah, as nearly all salt is kosher, including ordinary table salt.

not even a single fucking decent gimmick in the whole thread

Should I have a cheeky takeaway or a frozen pizza?

>>75191062
frozen takeawy

you either die poz or live long enough to see yourself die from some normie illness

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life springs from death; and from the graves of patriot men and women springs living nations!

>>75190998
it's from being used to make meat kosher

it doesn't refer to the salt itself

>>75190956
Didn't we rule you for 800 years?

Getting fed up of everyone trying to blame this attack on Islam. It was a one-off, committed by a mentally ill lone wolf. Islam literally means 'peace' - that ain't no Muslim bruv.

>>75190956
ah yes

and yet we've been flooded with blacks, muslims and poles in the past few years and nobody cares

>>75190998
Kosher salt isn't specifically kosher. It's just that kind of salt has a greater surface area to absorb blood, so it helps to prepare kosher meat → "kosher" salt.

get bored on wikipedia more often la'''''

>haven't had a pickle to eat all day
>not even hungry

fat people are full of excuses

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>>75191062
The commonly accepted alternative to takeaway pizzas are supermarket fresh chilled pizzas. Frozen pizzas are Dr Oetker tier shite but supermarkets do perfectly alright pizzas these days.

Recommend pic related.

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>>75191053

>>75191020
no

>>75191062
think about the 22 victims who won't be able to answer that question

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>>75191099
and ended up feeling so sorry for them we decided to give them partial independence

is mark harding alive

all my friends went to chelsea flower today and didn't invite me, don't know what to do lads. i went with them last year

Europe would be better if

1. All the royal families came back to the throne

2. Germany is given control of west Prussia

3. Nordic Union

4. British isles Union

5. Polish/Lithuania Union

6. Russian Balkanization

7. Return of Yugoslavia

8. Constantinople is given to Greece

9. Austria-Hungary reunification

>>75191124
That looks like shit

If it has to be supermarket pizza it has to be sainos or the 'trose

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>>75191124
fantastic post

my personal fav

>>75190998
>4 replies in 3 minutes
was this actually an amazing bait post???

>>75191124
is that the one that's fucking huge and about £4.50? I had one of them and it was as good as Dominos, and slightly bigger

>>75191149
ponce

reports of my atomisation were greatly exaggerated

>>75190642
In the old days there weren't any pakis to start with

>>75191157
fuck off southernoid

>>75191127
smoking a camel rollie desu god bless camel

>>75191127
i have that clipper too
just thought you should know

>>75191157
diabolical post

co-op do the best refrigerated pizzas

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>>75191160
>>75191124
This one is great as well

>>75191154
literally no
>>75191124
I was brought up on sainsbury's deep dish pizza, nice and soft

>>75191160
why are there pickled onions on the pizza

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TM...

>>75191168
I genuinely wanted to know, and now I do. So it wasn't intentionally bait, just a question that several people knew the answer to

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>>75190869
The saviour of the Western world, truly.

>>75191127
Camel blue are shit, burn way too fast

Pizza Express supermarket pizza is a v good pickup when half price

>>75190395
aye that was on the last night, girl was exceeding fit so im proud of myself for that one

>>75191051
>as nearly all salt is kosher
so what salt ISN'T kosher?

What does your signature look like?

Mine looks fairly basic, but then I see people with these massive wavy signatures they effortlessly write and it makesme want to have one of those.

>>75191234
She used to be white when she was younger

I'm a centrist but if you don't like hawaiian pizza you're not human and the world would be better without you

Europe would be better if testicular annihilation was supplied by the EU

>>75191234
would fuck her hip into pieces

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just make your own pizzas

>>75191238
My nigger. They were on offer for half price recently in Tesco. Got 3 of the red box ones, very enjoyable.

getting a bit tired of y'all 'sheeds in here tbqh ngl

Not a fan of /brit/ mourning edition. Would rather talk about girls, gimmicks and bodybuildinh. But if this is your process, it's your process lads.

>>75191246
I right my name, my handwriting is so terrible that it looks kinda like a signature

>>75191234
need a wank now desu

>>75191290
>that crust

DIRE

>>75190790
Reduce and then completely eliminate dependence on goods and services originating in Muslim majority nations. Enact a universal trade embargo, communications blackout, and mutual migration ban. These regions will experience a population drop and slowly return to subsistence agriculture and pastoral lifestyles with only local trading. This, of course, would require consistent global cooperation over a period of decades, and thus will never happen.

>>75191154
>1. All the royal families came back to the throne
no
>2. Germany is given control of west Prussia
no
>3. Nordic Union
yes
>4. British isles Union
no
>5. Polish/Lithuania Union
yes
>6. Russian Balkanization
no
>7. Return of Yugoslavia
yes
>8. Constantinople is given to Greece
yes
>9. Austria-Hungary reunification
no

>>75191246
It takes practise. As a kid I just wrote my name basically, but over time it's devolved into a large pair of initials then essentially a squiggle that trails off in the end, then I go back and dot the I

I even have a short one I use that's just my three initials in huge looping letters, for when I can't be arsed to write my squiggle

pepperoni, pineapple and jalapenos

>>75191160
little ballsacks of cum hahahhahaa

>>75191242
was she of Japanese lineage?

>>75191300
hello nigger

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>I genuinely wanted to know, and now I do. So it wasn't intentionally bait, just a question that several people knew the answer to

>>75191034
You forgot to mention the leaf traitors schlicking what's left of their botched SRS to the idea of it all.

>>75191290
VERY bad desu

>>75191234
>signing a picture of yourself stretching open your arsehole, probably for a young impressionable teenage girl

Ah yes, America

>>75191300
>girls, gimmicks and bodybuildings
you know about none of these things, you tranny shagging unfunny skeleton runt

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me and the lads

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>>75191307
write*

>>75191341
>America
You know where Manchester is right lad?

Look I'm a moderate. We should only gas the radical 'sheeds and merely deport the rest.

So what have been Tommy Robinson's thoughts on yesterday?

>>75191199
that's frozen

>>75191321
>>4. British isles Union
>no
rasheed

>>75191341
There's a reason they're called the Great Satan

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>>75191218
Scoochy...

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>>75191108

I can't believe they would attack innocent children! #PrayForManchester

>>75191234
how on earth is this slag a role model to young girls?

>>75191199
Patrician. shame they're $7.50 here but I have one every now and then.

>>75191357
you on the left, right?

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You cannot conquer Ireland. You cannot extinguish the Irish passion for freedom. If our deed has not been sufficient to win freedom, then our children will win by a better deed.

>>75191377
yeah, New Hampshire

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the gf

>>75191154
I would rather have Ireland simply disappear 2bqh

>>75191226
I'm happy that your thirst for knowledge has been satisfied, anon

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who /iced gems/ here?

>>75191300
>Precisely defined process
it's more of a stochastic process tbqh

>>75191290
0/10

>>75191237
clever lad

are we seriously fucking discussing here frozen tesco value pizzas?

>>75191434
sugary shite

>>75191377
Yes, but are you aware of the concept of a "world tour" la?

>>75191319
>>75191319
Like if you guessed the flag just by reading the text, before even looking at the upper left corner

>>75191234
need to eat that arsehole desu

>>75191418
because she has had about 6 black boyfriend and that's what we all want for our kids

>>75191340
tastes good but

>>75191404
shut the fuck up billy, you're going to be united with the RoI whether you like it or not

>>75191423
*conquers ireland*

>>75191376
who's this semen demon

>>75191457
Alri Stephen Hawking

>>75191434
shit, not had them in like a decade, my mum used to always get them

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normaloids fuckarooooooooo

>>75191127
You're not going to find wisdom in any philosophical book, lad

>>75191457
>/brit/ discusses british food culture

Pretty bog standard mate are you new here? Please leave.

>>75191426
i remember wanking to her when i was younger
not a fan now

>>75191524
me desu

>>75191464
Like if you spotted the 'sheed despite the flag of the non-sheed nation he's squatting in.

The yanks in /cum/ are posting exactly as if they were in /brit/

Need to do something about this

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>tfw I thought Birmingham was in America as a kid because of the song Sweet Home Alabama
>tfw I'm British

>>75191519
>food culture
>britain
choose one

>>75191519
toilet bog fart

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ah yes supermarket pizzas are just as good as takeaway pizzas

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We are ready to die and shall die cheerfully and proudly, you must not grieve for all of this

>>75191461
>sold out the largest arena in Europe (Manchester MEN)
Yeah it's just America mate

>>75191494
https://twitter.com/napgenius/status/855938178137505792

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>british food culture

ah yes

think hopsin is really overrated 2bh

>>75191330
ye from tokyo. unfortunately i cant remember her face all that well now and have no pics to remind me, but i know for a fact she was very fit and have eyewitnesses to testify to it
but didnt go further than getting off, the club was a 30min shuttle bus from anywhere, suppose would have made it quite difficult to progress

>>75191562
the irish are soo cute when they try to act relevant.

>>75191534
what should we do?

>>75191562
reported for promoting terrorism

>>75191347
There are literally dozen of pics of being shredded with a girl in my arm being posted as a gimmick. I do not know about these things, I am these things. But again I respect your process lad

>>75191562
That sounds worryingly Islamic mate

>>75191457
yes you fuck, it's important
some of us have to buy and prepare our food, discussion about this helps us

business idea: move the sheeds from Britain to eire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs

>wake up
reeeeeee muslims
>go to work
bloody MUSLIMS on the bus
>eat lunch
god it's not like it used to be i tell you, you can't even get bacon in mosques anymore
>go back to work
*rees internally*
>get bus home
bloody MUSLIMS might have taken my seat if there was more of them on the bus
>get home
ahh i wonder what bloody muslamic propaganda the bbc are showing tonight
>eat dinner (subway)
some of these somewhere wanted HALAL meat once lads can you believe that
>go to bed
time to read the old littlejohn, he's the only one whos prepared to talk about these bloody MUSLIMS
>sleep
r-r-reee m-m-muslims *snore*

making myself a toast sandwich lads

every takeaway pizza I've had lately has been extremely disappointing
just make your own

>>75191562
*frees the north*

>>75191576
>>75191376
she looks odd

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uhhh gross can you please just... not!?

>>75191555
No one said they were as good. They are an acceptable alternative.

A takeaway pizza is going to cost >£10 minimum. The highest quality supermarket pizzas are half that for a large, thin base, which crisps up nicely in the oven.

how fucked up is the north west on a scale from 1 - 10? i will be spending my last year of uni there

>>75191548
inb4 birmingham isn't english anymoar

>>75191576
*reads it anyways*

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>be little girl
>go to concert
>friends get blown up by peaceful muslim doctors and engineers from "Syria"
>flee the concert covered in blood and feces
>won't look good for Instagram photos like this
>get into taxi, just trying to get home and shower the blood off to get those Insta likes
>'Hello my name is Mahmood and I'll be your driver today'
>oh no
>the bombing was never the real threat
>you and dozens of other girls are whisked away into a muslim sex slave ring
>try to call the police but get told to fuck off because forgot to renew TV License
>everything caught on CCTV but they delete it because it going public would cause Islamophobia
>live rest of life in basement as Mahmoods 5th wife
>getting prematurely pounded by a dick thats been in more goats than women over 18
>finally manage to steal a knife from Mahmood after 20 years
>stab him and escape to freedom
>once outside immediately arrested for holding a knife and not wearing your burka
>stoned by all the neighborhood kids as per Sharia law
>tfw just wanted to go to a concert
>such is life in the United Kaliphate

>>75191570
Pretty sure Ariana Grande is American you stupid cunt

Do not reply because I shan't

>>75191555
morrison margherita is actually leigt as fuck (non frozen)

>>75191647
i'll crisp you up in a minute sunshine, and it won't be nicely

>>75191602
There are literally dozen of pics of being of an average, slightly chubby build with a transexual man in your arm being posted as a gimmick. I do know about these things, you are those things. But again I do not respect your shit physique and sex tourism lad

p.s shame about the face

http://www.strawpoll.me/13028010

IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13028010

>>75191647
>A takeaway pizza is going to cost >£10 minimum
padrinos senpai 4 quid for a 12 inch get on it

#prayforslags

>wake up
reeeeeee rorkes
>go on 4chan
bloody RORKES on /brit/

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>>75191621
Come to Northern Ireland. We don't have muslims here and are 98% white

>>75191670
Pretty sure millions of British kids love what she does

>>75191620
>mentioning allah 4 times in like 3 sentences
bit obsessed 2bh

People are going to focus on the fact that he has a "muslim" sounding name but yet again this is a British born terrorist. Every single islamic terror attack committed in this country has been by second or third generation migrants NOT people coming over here to attack us.
We have a serious problem in this country but it is not with integrating people who move here. It's that young (usually in their 20s) male Muslims are stuck between two identities and our country is not doing nearly enough to win that argument.
We need to be doing MUCH more to stop the radicalising influence but at the same time we need to be offering an attractive alternative. Stopping radical converts appearing isn't just about stamping out the hate preachers/internet influence/underground islamists. It's also about creating a country that gives people lives worth rejecting that ideology for.

Portugal is a shit ally lads

>>75191658
it's the best part of the north

This post could have been a (You). Think wisely before you post.

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Blood is a cleansing and sanctifying thing, and the nation that regards it as the final horror has lost its manhood... there are many things more horrible than bloodshed, and slavery is one of them!

>>75191667
give maddie back please

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Eye for an eye you fucking scum brits

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>>75191658
it's a wonderful area with a vibrant diverse culture, and an interesting history.

>>75191688
>Ristorante frozen pizza is $7.50AUD
>Pizzahut large takeaway pizza is $8AUD
hmm I wonder

>>75191644
Lolled loudly negl. That's why I come to /brit/.

Absolute UNITED States of that poll

you're all talking about frozen pizzas but nobody's bringing up the xtra large chicago town with tomato sauce stuffed crust

are the russians against it or something? pathetic

>>75191696
northern ireland is about as safe as a Glaswegian pub for an Englishman

>>75191711
is there lots do in Lancashire? I've never really been to England

chicago town? more like shitcago wank

Constantinople MUST be reclaimed

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Just got home from my £24k pa job as a consultant at a semi decent recruitment firm in the city. Pulled up to my newly rented 3 bedroom Barrett house in my Volkswagen golf gti. About to put my feet up and watch Netflix with the girlfriend on my wall mounted plasma Tele whilst eating a ready meal from Waitrose, after that i might do a cheeky watch of the game whilst she's away running a bath.

I wonder if arsenal will infact beat man u. I did after all put a cheeky lay bet on at work with the lads. Speaking of the lads, i wonder if we'll go for drinks down at vodka revs this week? Last time it was banterous with old Pete from sales slapping that waitresses and getting kicked out of the club, haha, we ended up in the kebaby chatting shit about the tory government, haha.

I'll just check my bank account on my iWatch to see if i can finance this weeks shenanigans, ah! of course, i'm overdrawn, best ask the gf again see if she can transfer at least £800 from her previous pay packet from her beauty therapy self start up. I'll make for it by doing a facebook post with a pic of me and her saying how much i am grateful. If not i could always put a claim in to the ole bank of mum and dad, haha.

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England will never conquer Ireland...

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>Do not reply because I shan't

>>75190512
why binding of isaac?

>>75191759
Manny has really good nightlife tbf, one of the best in the country

>>75191767
alri, Deano

>>75191728
arent you a nigger

>>75191760
proper angry at this post mate its not on

bit weird how much American pop culture is made by and geared towards an ethnic brown audience (africans, hispanics, asians, arabs, natives and all the mixtures amongst them). and how white audiences totally accept this brown pop culture as the social norm. and how many under 18s in America are ethnic

Christ, it's all going to be like Brazil, isn't it?

>>75191682
one toasted slice sandwiched by two untoasted is a bread toastie

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>>75191534
>tfw the bongs in /brit/ are more concerned about burgerstanis saying things in generals than the Muslims killing their future

>>75191767
Literally envious

>>75191696
hmmm yes because manchester has never been bombed by someone from ni

>>75191759
yeah
decent nightlife in liverpool and manchester
and a bunch of other usual city stuff too

>>75191799
aren't you?

i was on the bus and it was packed, people moved their luggage onti their knees so people could sit down - apart from one paki who didn't even have any luggage, he just sat on the aisle seat so nobody could sit next to him

was FUMING desu

alright I'm out of IRA pictures

>>75191771
>Britain invades and conquers the Irish to loot it
>Make the language illegal
>Make Catholicism illegal
>Make it illegal for Irish Catholics to hold office, own weapons, own horses, own land
>Force the irish Catholics into chattel slavery so even if they improve their own homes the British take it
>Humiliate them, deny them education,

>Irish write books showing how immoral it is - British punish them
>Irish raise legal armies according to international law to fight for their freedom - British treat them as criminals and traitors against their invaders and stage massive reprisals against combatants AND civilians
>Burn churches for being Catholic; murder priests for being priests, routinely round up Irish and force them to fight in wars, using them as cannon fodder
>Do this for 800 years
>Irish start to fight the British effectively
>British whine "Ooooh, they're terrorists!"

>Kill unarmed women and children
>Brit squaddies unarmed women and children
>IRA kills British soldiers
>"ooooh, the IRA are terrorists!"
>IRA plants bombs to disrupt British economy, call in warning
>British police refuse to evacuate the area or admit the IRA issued a warning so civilian deaths will justify crackdown on Irish civilians
>"Ooooh, the IRA are terrorists!"
>Ian Paisley calls for the slaughter of every Catholic, including children
>"Oooh, the IRA are terrorists!" as Paisley is voted a member of parliament

>"I won't call them monsters because they would like that term. I will call them losers," he said in a speech during a visit to the Middle East.

Ngl that's kind of endearing. Better than the standard line usually rolled out by Western politicians.

>>75191812
Slags at an Ariana Grande concert are not our future

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>Constantinople

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/23/deliberate-attack-children-values-enough-enough/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_fb_tmg
FINALLY

fancy an oven pizza desu

>>75191696
>come to northern Ireland

no actually don't

>>75191786
really looking forward to gyalchester

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>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

>>75191830
yeah the irish deserved it though

>>75191751
Just don't wander around West/North Belfast and you will be fine.

>>75191852
>oven pizza
as opposed to what?

just picked up a frozen pepperoni pizza for 50p at iceland

sod the takeaway prices, this is just as good!

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not a word
binned

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Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson (13 November 1850 – 3 December 1894) was a Scottish novelist. His most famous works are Treasure Island and The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

A literary celebrity during his lifetime, Stevenson now ranks as the 26th most translated author in the world.

An only child, strange-looking and eccentric, Stevenson found it hard to fit in. He compulsively wrote stories throughout his childhood.

Within the limits of a strict allowance, he visited cheap pubs and brothels.

Stevenson remained a staunch Tory for most of his life.

After WW1, he was gradually excluded from the canon of literature taught in schools.

>>75191584
did you venture east as a lone wolf?

>>75191830
irish deserved all of it

>>75191809
racist

>>75191873
PLASTIC
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>>75191680
You're being a bit extreme about my physique. I get complimented quite regularly. Perhaps have you only seen old pictures. Thought you were serious up to this point and then the part about transexuals and sex tourisms, when I have nothing to do with either made me realise that you are using shock humour and exageration as a way to lighten the atmosphere. Haha good lad good lad.

putting a pizza in the microwave

The stereotype about Britian is true.
> There is no more sense of family
> Brits have no morals or values
We've all seen the nightlife pictures of way too young people going out and getting wasted.

Which parent lets their underage child (under 18)
> Go to a concert on a SCHOOL NIGHT ?
> Go out at all ?
What is more important ? Your child having fun or getting ready for adult life ?

Up till the age of 18, I had a 20:30 bedtime.
In the weekends I had to be in my room by 21:00 and asleep by 22:00.

I blame the parents, they should never have endulged their kids.
16 year old teenages going to a concert, maybe, 10 year olds NEVER !

>>75191706
>Let's ramp up the handouts and comfort of living until they stop bombing us

No. Let's put them all on a watch list, have mosques monitored, sharia courts closed, veils and burkas banned. Zero tolerance. Being nice to them has not worked. The ultimatum should be integrate seamlessly without issue or make arrangements to live elsewhere

too many yanks itt atm
waters down the banter

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>>75191472
quite clearly a fake you mugs, look at the reflection then look at her

>>75191830
The Irish really are the Muslims of Europe aren't they (before Muslims became the Muslims of Europe at least). Killing civilians and then rewriting history and claiming religious persecution.

>>75191928
actually i'm swiss

>>75191929
>I get complimented quite regularly
i dont think i've ever seen you recieve a compliment in /brit/

>>75191944
That sounds expensive, where is the money coming from?

Remember, no raising taxes or cutting benefits, or we'll vote in Labour

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>>75191943
hahahahaha fuck off nerd

>>75191947
watering ur mum rn tbqh la

>>75191943
Fuck off 'sheed