/brit/

>>75192066
term's petite lad

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not long til /brit/ is banned lads

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the gf

>>75192122
'sheed

>>75192044
>Critical 1 week before 7/7
They knew

>>75192122
>g

>>75192140
NEED A TIGHTS GF

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Even children make a fool of the british army

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>>75192140
TIGHTS

>>75192143
Of course they knew, that's the point

Reap what you sow you fucking brits

Can't wait til the next bombing

>>75192109
literal labour propaganda
not that May's internet proposals are to be defended, but a 'new internet' is not at all what's supposedly happening

>>75192122
stop posting this ugly jewess

me and the lads are going to a 48 hour long Angel Olsen gig

any chance of a 'sheed attack?

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>>75192158
It's easy to kill soldiers when you target the man carrying a trombone instead of a gun

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>looks at the sundial
>nod me head like pic related
>gathers up me mates

it's time, lads

>kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca

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Murder all sheeds. This is a direct incitement to racial hatred and violence and should in no way be construed as satire or parody.

>>75192140
Imagine being such a vain twat

Eagles of death metal in 2015 in paris
ariana grande in 2017 in manchester
having a think

>>75192166
My point is they knew how did they not stop it.

>>75192138
sorry friend, need proof for some of these outlandish claims

>Europa league final tomorrow
>off on Thursday

might partake in a few tall bottles of the ol' 'berg mixed fruits

Been in London 4 months now and I can safely say that my pre-conceptions were right and it's shite. If I'm still here in 5 years I think I may top myself. That said, I'll probably have been culturally enriched by then and quite literally blown into smithereens, so I daresay it doesn't really matter either way

Imagine not being turned on by tights.

post that labour woman that looks like somebody sent jeremy clarkson and stig of the dump through the large hadron collider at 99% the speed of light, creating a hybrid super-runtoid dribbling menace

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*does a sexy rebellion*

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>>75192167
shut up you spastic

An analogy to help you: Let's say you're in a pub and meeting up with a friend you haven't seen in years. It turns out the guy has changed a lot since you last met and now he's kind of a twat and walks around the bar starting fights. At first you can defend and help him, but when you soon realise he really is genuinely a total shit then you disassociate yourself from him and tell everyone you don't want anything to do with him.
Heck you even call the police.
But now the guy goes around telling everyone he is still your friend. You are horrified that he start claiming for some weird reason that not only is he your best and lifelong friend but he's only doing these horrible things specifically to help you. The people in the bar seem to believe it. The more you defend yourself, the more angrily he claims he's doing all these horrible things for you. You think he's an absolutely nutcase. You wish he would just fuck off because he's ruining your life. But all you can really do it tell everyone calmly that you don't associate with him in any way and you have no idea what the hell he is rambling about or what he's thinking when he does these horrible things. Just because you were formerly his friend, it certainly is now not your responsibility for his current behaviour.
But the people in the bar want someone to blame. They need someone to feel horrible and guilty for the terrible things that have happened because your former friend is an obvious basket case and is in no way capable of feeling shame or guilt....so they turn to you. Just because you are somewhat reasonable and capable of feeling these emotions, and you are associated with him. He's after all claiming his doing these things for you, so even if you're not directly responsible, you must have done something to mess him up....right....that must make you kind of responsible....

here's one for you racist twats xoxo

>>75192218
They stop 13 for every one that causes loss of life

Can't get to them all, there's lot of people who want to kill us

>>75192195
Good lad

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me knob, lads

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Why don't brits like peanut butter and jelly?

Or as you call it, nutty butter and fruity spready.

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>>75192220
the fit one was called yukari same as my favourite cartoon character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3wp6fC7vbo

This is the future of every White country that gets taken over by non-Whites.
Thanks to the Virtue Signaling silly White liberals. They destroyed our children's future.

>>75192249
We don't have jelly as you know it

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>>75192168
alri mummy

>>75192143
7/7 was in 2005 you mong

going to a gig in 2 days hope i wont die x

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>Type password in
"Password Incorrect"
>Type it again
"password incorrect"
>Reset password
"Password can't be the same as a previous one"


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75192195
>tfw I don't live in a near all white rural state in America and I can't post anything like this and if any government official is reading this i absolutely condemn his remarks and my support for it is satire haha

These generals are so fast. Been here for three threads already. Feel like a huge loser. Need to purify myself by talking to some of the gfs and getting some new tinder matches before heading to bed. Good night/day lads.

Cut all foreign aid to Muslim countries and use the money to put all the Muslims in the UK on a database, reduce the number of mosques to one per city and have them all under surveillence. One slip up and citizenship is revoked.

Probably wouldn't even have to follow through on most of it. Most Muslims would just up and leave the country and elect to stop coming here once the jig is up.

>>75192195
Where was the outrage when it was the Syrian kids being killed by NATO?

>>75192267
No it's 7/7 cause it was July 2007

So it wasn't an immigrant but a local lad, born and raised in Manchester, who did it.

Don't you lot feel stupid now for jumping to conclusions?

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off to pay the weedman a visit

>>75192273
you are a huge loser
night xoxo

The people of Manchester are the absolute best coming together and helping everyone they can. Wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

is it gay if it's a female fingering your arsehole but there is deep penetration?

>>75192288
I imagine the Syrians were quite annoyed. And I'd also imagine the Syrians aren't too bothered about our kids

>>75192300
delete this image mate

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Heard you lads liked pizz'

>>75192288
who gives a fuck lmao

>>75192309
very, tbqh ngl la

If the terrorists are bad muslims or whatever then why the fuck aren't the Islamic churches doing anything to clean their shit up? Why is it always us having to react and act on their behalf? They should get their house in fucking order

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>>75192327
never

The people of Limerick are the absolute best coming together and helping everyone they can. Wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

Look at the effect of a cleavage thumbnail on her views lol
https://www.youtube.com/user/hollytarot/videos

>>75192294
No, it's 7/7 because it was 7th July, like 9/11 wasn't September 2011

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The block of text about Britons having no morals was actually written by a Catholic Dutch man on /pol/, but you guys fell for the eternal Yank.

What can I buy off Amazon to give meaning to my existence?

>>75192332
that cheese on toast really could do with some warchestershyer sauce

lol haha

>>75192349
http://www.mcb.org.uk/manchester-attack-muslim-council-of-britain-statement/

stupid rorke

>>75192377
buttplug

Salmans favourite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82wU5NfRfr4

The people of Tower Hamlets are the absolute best coming together and bombing everyone they can. Wouldn't want to live anywhere else

>>75192250
was it easy to pull?

how did you communicate with them lol?

>the bomber was confirmed to be British
Rorkes BTFO

>>75192377
Quran

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>warchestershyer sauce

>>75192374
it's true but I wouldn't call it immorality, guess we just have a different definition of the word

immoral is things like murder and theft, not having a cheeky few drinks at 15

>>75192249
I've tried it, it's shit

>>75192377
MASSIVE arse toys

how do analogue watches even work? how does it keep going for so long without a battery?

>>75192414
Most of our muslim terrorists are

>>75192195
I utterly condemn this shocking hate speech and i hope anyone reading this understands that i in no way agree with it and any remarks prior or subsequent to this in which i appear to do so are entirely satire.

>>75192364
heard that youtube doesn't pay people who have less than 100k subscribers anymore

which really pleases me

>>75192377

a bible

>>75192288
I think it is counterproductive for Western powers to engage in wars of regime change in the Middle East. That being said, while all loss of civilian life is regrettable, I obviously empathize more with my cultural brethren in the UK than little Rasheed and Rasheeda.

do you reckon the top brass at intelligence agencies pretend terrorism has nothing to do with islam?

>>75192441
they have a battery...do you mean kinetic watches?

>>75192467
>cultural brethren

not really FOY

>>75192365
>7/7 means July 7th
FOY we don't put the month first

>>75192441
didn't know mongs like this existed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ug_7yBUWAA

do you guys have any political party that doesn't want to do a shit ton of wasteful spending? seems like all brit parties are shit desu

>>75192431
That block of text was retarded. There is nothing decadent about staying up late.

>>75192388

Nice taqiyya you dirty shitskin

>>75192364
no

>>75192238
I think if he follows you around, it would be justified not to let you into the bar.

>>75192479
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_July_2005_London_bombings

Just found out that TV licence is a thing in UK.
Do you use it? How much you pay?

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knob's going mental lads

>>75192238
False equivalence.

A better way to put it is that you're both a memeber of the same club, and members of the club keep killing people because the rules of the club say it's okay, even though most of the rest of the club (sort of) frowns on it. Every time someone from the club goes off and kills someone, you just say he was a bad person, you shouldn't blame the club, it's a good club, and no matter how many people are killed in the name of the club, I will remain a memeber and do my best to help the club grow. You should like the club, it's a peaceful club. The rules are open to interpretation even though they explicitly tell you to kill people who aren't in the club.

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>Nice taqiyya you dirty shitskin

>>75192487
lib dems

>saffie rose roussos

what kind of bloody name is that

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>taqiyya

>>75192286
11 Year Plan

>ban sharia law courts
>ban the burkha
>ban islamic schools
>ban the hijab
>ban halal meat
>ban islamic banks
>ban public prayer
>ban islamic dress
>ban mosques, repossess finances
>ban muslims from public office
>ban muslims from state employment

After this 99% will leave voluntarily or have to renounce their religion.

At no point will deportations or banning of Islam itself take place.

>>75192518
so small yet you can guarantee she's been absolutely torn apart by BBC

>>75192467
Yeah regrettable, while you call for the death of all muslims

Fucking do one Randy

>>75192518
stop this

Need a girl to sit on my face

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>>75192487
U K I P
K
I
P

>>75192364
>all girls have to do to make money is make stupid noises
might hop on the trans train

>>75192542
>11 Year Plan

No government works more than 5 years in advance because that's when the next election will be

>>75192539
that's a trilby not a fedora

>>75192542
not even a rorke but I support this

>>75192471
>they have a battery
Where does the electricity come out? Analog clocks don't produce any lights, LEDs, strobes, etc, so where's the power being diverted? I'm pretty sure the hands in analog watches are moved by the quartz, not any battery.

>>75192518
Only in a sick, judaised society such as America is such a thing even possible.

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>that's a trilby not a fedora

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>Need a girl to sit on my face

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she died, lads

fucking hell lads

just took the redpill

pizza made with sauce that has beef in it makes the pizza so much fucking better

>>75192542
agree with all this
but islamic banks don't allow usury which is good

>>75192514
It's a thing all over Europe

It's like £120 a year or something, never paid it personally, got letters for years saying I was "under investigation" but nothing ever happened

>>75192467
>I think it is counterproductive for Western powers to engage in wars of regime change in the Middle East.
yes and also western intervention is what caused terrorist attacks

>>75192299
>child of Libyan refugees
Nope, feel about the same. Fuck Islam and anyone who apologizes for it.

>>75192551
Not all Muslims, just the ones living in Western countries and the ones who attack us from their own countries

>>75192542
Ban Halal meat and 50%+ will fuck off

>>75192566
>No government works more than 5 years in advance because that's when the next election will be
and this is why the country is in shambles

>>75192487
green

>>75192413
the older ones was achieved exclusively through drink. spent nearly an hour entertaining them both together in a bar, could not have even attempted that without being half pissed

fit one in the club; was towards the end of the night, her friend had already paired off with ky, she was looking to get off and then appears yours truly. bought us both a tequila put hand around her waist and that was that

>>75192542
you're ignoring the amount of pissed off muslims who'll chimp out
also do you really want to give the government that power

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>usury is bad

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>11 Year Plan

>>75192564
No, they also have to be really hot. Which is luck of the draw for genetics + good diet + rigorous skincare routine + gym + thousands of hours applying make up and watching make up tutorials and shopping for make up

>>75192611
Pretty sure subhuman pakis worshipping an illiterate paedophile with psychosis is what caused the attacks mate

business idea: make https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_Party_(UK) a mainstream party

>>75192573
for moving the time and keeping the quartz going or some shit, the quartz regulates the time but doesn't move the hand

>>75192611
Right. Which is why we need to stop intervening in the Mid East and funding extremist proxy forces, while simultaneously deporting all Muslims from our countries.

>>75192614
State of you

Don't @ me again

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>>75192647
FUCK off paki SCUM

>brits call pulp "juicy bits"
>brits call french toast "eggy bread"

literally toddler-tier language

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>>75192596
so she was a pathetic bint who based her entire life around re-tweets and followers? The word 'smite' comes to mind

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>>75192647
RASHEED
>>75192658
(((libertarian)))

>>75192660
moving the hands not moving the time, kek

>>75192666
She thinks a lot of herself doesn't she.

Flags at half mast and so am i.

>>75192650
no they have to be "hot" by virgin's standards (i.e. attainable) because they're the ones who give them money

case in point that ugly cunt with a push up bra in the video we're talking about

>>75192542
Best thing about this plan is until the later years, you can make up reasons why you're banning the stuff.

Ban halal meat due to animal rights, ban sharia law courts due to human rights, ban hijab/burkha due to need for identification, ban islamic schools for child protection etc

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>Don't @ me again

>>75192683
Shall

'Sheed

24 May: NATO air strikes in Tripoli kill 19 civilians and wound 150, according to Libyan state television.[186]
19 June: NATO air strikes hit a residential house in Tripoli, killing seven civilians, according to Libyan state television.[188]
20 June: A NATO airstrike in Sorman, near Tripoli, killed fifteen civilians, according to government officials.[189] Eight rockets apparently hit the compound of a senior government official, in an area where NATO confirmed operations had taken place.[189]
25 June: NATO strikes on Brega hit a bakery and a restaurant, killing 15 civilians and wounding 20 more, Libyan state television claimed. The report further accused the coalition of "crimes against humanity". The claims were denied by NATO.[190]
28 June: NATO airstrike on the town of Tawergha, 300 km east of the Libyan capital, Tripoli kills eight civilians.[191]
25 July: NATO airstrike on a medical clinic in Zliten kills 11 civilians, though the claim was denied by NATO, who said they hit a vehicle depot and communications center.[192][193]
20 July: NATO attacks Libyan state TV, Al-Jamahiriya. Three journalists killed.[194]
9 August: Libyan government claims 85 civilians were killed in a NATO airstrike in Majer, a village near Zliten. A spokesman confirms that NATO bombed Zliten at 2:34 a.m. on 9 August,[195] but says he was unable to confirm the casualties. Commander of the NATO military mission, Lieutenant General Charles Bouchard says "I cannot believe that 85 civilians were present when we struck in the wee hours of the morning, and given our intelligence. But I cannot assure you that there were none at all".[196]
2 March 2012: United Nations Human Rights Council release their report about the aftermath of the Libyan civil war, concluding that in total 60 civilians were killed and 55 wounded by the NATO air campaign.[199] In May that same year, Human Rights Watch published a report claiming that at least 72 civilians were killed.[16]

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>tfw mongel Euromutt

not even sure if I'm Celtic, Germanic, Slavic or Nordic lads hahaha

lived my entire life in Wales and I feel culturally British in every regard, got good pride for being British, but at the same time I don't feel properly native. And I'm a supporter of ethno-nationalism so I don't really belong here

Where is my white mongrel homeland? America, Canada, Australia?

>>75192658
fuck libertarians

>>75192699
lots of languages do this sort of thing but you're literally too retarded to understand them

>>75192609
fuck off rasheed

>>75192667
the power en place needs an enemy which concentrate all the population together and make them forget about real social problems. turns out its islamic terrorism
there's not need in saying "we". you don't hold any power, neither do any of us

>>75192699
oi we're watching the crimbo footy on the telly
put the nappy in the wheelie bin

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>>75192622
you pulled TWO on the same night?

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>>75192658

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>fuck libertarians

business idea: abolish the welfare state

>>75192729
kill all muslims

>>75192634
>you're ignoring the amount of pissed off muslims who'll chimp out

And what?

If they chimp out peacefully, we ignore them. If they don't, they're terrorists and we imprison them.

>>75192733
why?

100x more upset by Rodger Moore dying than some random Normies getting soploded in some northern shithole

Not austistic just not a drone, simple as
Love pints of calpol

>>75192699
>drive thru
>aluminum
>sulfur
>i could care less
hmm

>>75192729
Yes, we need to stop doing pointless interventions. However, the pakis still must be expelled.

>>75192731
same with me lad but i also have native american ancestry which is worse

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>>75192729
>Lieutenant General Charles Bouchard

any relation to Génie?

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>Normies

>>75192647
>A literal paki

>>75192223
>t. poor

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I despise you, cucks

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The Battle of Stoke Field on 16 June 1487 may be considered the last battle of the Wars of the Roses.

Henry Tudor of England held the throne for the House of Lancaster, and had tried to gain the acceptance of the Yorkist faction by his marriage to their heiress, Elizabeth of York.

An impostor claiming to be the deceased Edward, Earl of Warwick, was crowned in Christ Church Cathedral in Dublin as "King Edward VI" by members of the Yorkist faction.

With the support of the Irish nobility and clergy, 8,000 rebels set sail for Lancashire.

The Yorkists, arrayed in a single concentrated formation, were assaulted by arrows. According to Jean Molinet, by the end of the battle they were "filled with arrows like hedgehogs". The skilled longbowmen were able to shoot volley after volley into the Yorkist position.

Henry knighted many of his supporters in the aftermath of the battle.

King Henry pardoned young imposter (probably because he recognised that the child had merely been a puppet in the hands of adults) and put him to work in the Royal Kitchen as a spit-turner.

business idea: stop being edgy and approach the muslim problem in a way that will actually get leftists on board

>>75192782
>if they don't, they're terrorists and we imprison them
ah yes, just imprison the terrorists
ever considered a job at MI6?

>>75192658
good post

>>75192609
Usuryless banks will be fine, encouraged even. But specifically advertising them as Islamic will be punishable.

>>75192573
The quartz doesn't provide the motive power but the movement is regulated by an oscillator circuit that uses the frequency response of the crystal to mark time

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>>75192825

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In case anyone is wondering how sheltered academics are, I said this to my boss at the lab this morning:

"If you asked me what an Ariana Grande was yesterday I would have guessed some hipster coffee style or a cocktail."

And his reply was "both good guesses; what is it?"

I had to tell him to check the news.

>>75192790
don't even get me started on Aussies

Funds spent by Foreign Powers on War in Libya.

United Kingdom: $336–$1,500 million USD (estimate in 2011)

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/cost-of-libya-operations

>>75192827
fruitless

>>75192788
>not a drone
>worshipping an actor in the drone factory that is the film industry
>more sad an 89yr old drone creator died than 2 dozen children

>>75192825
why

>>75192825
rude

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>a literal paki

>>75192788
>le northerners Xddd
Why do southerners care so much about the north
Never heard a single person here harbour anything negative towards "the south" and yet from southerners it's just constant hate

Much like how scots hate the English whilst the English aren't even aware of their existence

>>75192848
Have you just been posting this all day?

>>75192787
just don't like em mate simple as

>>75192830
It's literally what we're doing now, except now we don't have any measures to actively reduce the Muslim population.

>>75192854
>300-1500
Yes, very accurate and precise estimate I certainly put a LOT of credit in it

>>75192731

do a DNA test then

awaiting my ancestrydna results

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>northerners

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*boils 15 eggs*

>>75192873
no, just twice

>>75192788
calpol is an underrated drink 2bh

constructing a cheeky single skinner

>>75192871
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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just got a new phone lads

gives a rate

>>75192891
link is right there from the government of the UK dumbfuck

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/cost-of-libya-operations

>>75192891
300-1500 million you fucking mong

So 300 million - 1.5 billion

>>75192907
?????????

>>75192904
*eats one*

>>75192904
hi adam carolla

>>75192904
you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this

>>75192899
the vocaroo of this is fantastic

>>75192761
using the term pull a bit liberally, didnt actually do anything with the milfs apart from le hugs, but it was the less fit one who had come on to me in the first place and i could tell by the body language and attitude of the fitter woman she was up for it. with hindsight should have put my hand on her leg but ne'ermind. so yes i """pulled""" two errr nearly

>>75192666
She is so fucking ugly I wouldn't mind if she wore a burkha

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>aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75192827
You'd have to get leftists to admit there's a muslim problem first. Which would involve them admitting they were wrong. Which they fundamentally cannot do.

>>75192827
Would love to get leftists on board a train headed straight over a cliff

>>75192896
hmmm that could be a good idea

I could move to the part of Europe I have the most ancestry from

>>75192923
>>75192920
Yes very accurate and precise range of 300 to more than 4x it. Definitely some great data used to make this precise estimate. Nothing wrong with it at all.

>>75192862
Don't care about northern normie twats watching some stupid yank twat girl sing shitty music

Care about a good bloke who enjoys a proper martini and who was a successful master of his art


If you can't see the difference then you need binning, simple as. Don't speak to me again unless it's to grovel at my feet with an unreserved apology tbqh. Runtoid Australoid.

>>75192941
so, in fact, of your original claim of two, you pulled none

>>75192946
She wouldn't suck your dick anyway Rorke

gf idea: Maya Jama

>>75192926
https://www.urbandictionary.com/tags.php?tag=single+skinner

>>75192977
worthless post

>>75192974
yes no maybe
pulled the one in the club tho

>>75192887
yes, but by putting your retarded laws into place you're going to be creating a massive incentive for radicalisation
intelligence agencies don't have unlimited manpower, the more potential terrorists there are the more fall through the cracks

>>75192970
Reddit

>>75192542
jesus christ, talk about letting the terrorists win

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Celebrating my birthday in Manchester as news of the Manchester Arena bomb broke. The anger is monumental.
For what reason will this ever stop?

Theresa May says such attacks "will not break us", but her own life is lived in a bullet-proof bubble, and she evidently does not need to identify any young people today in Manchester morgues. Also, "will not break us" means that the tragedy will not break her, or her policies on immigration.

The young people of Manchester are already broken - thanks all the same, Theresa. Sadiq Khan says "London is united with Manchester", but he does not condemn Islamic State - who have claimed responsibility for the bomb. The Queen receives absurd praise for her 'strong words' against the attack, yet she does not cancel today's garden party at Buckingham Palace - for which no criticism is allowed in the Britain of free press. Manchester mayor Andy Burnham says the attack is the work of an "extremist". An extreme what? An extreme rabbit?

In modern Britain everyone seems petrified to officially say what we all say in private. Politicians tell us they are unafraid, but they are never the victims. How easy to be unafraid when one is protected from the line of fire. The people have no such protections.

Morrissey
23 May 2017.

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hmmm....

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>Worthless post

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How do you brits manage to eat roast without dying of boredom?

It's surprisingly easy to start playing with a slave / master kink with black girls lads

might invest in wanks

>>75192940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19ST1OhSrLm

agreed. it's one the greatest vocaroos in the history of /int/

You can just hear his genuine hatred of Northerners. It's almost frightening, actually.

>>75192941
impressed regardless

>>75192974
shit off

>>75192745
can hear the shekels clattering to the floor

>>75192863
I just can't stand all that YES politics. How is that even possible for coutries like UK or Germany to bring all those shitskins and do nothing after they kill you? fuck

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>>75192941
>I pulled two women
translated as
>I spoke to two women

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>>75193013
>by stopping them
>they win
Alri Justin

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>>75193061

>>75193011
>doesn't care about Normies getting blown up
>reddit
Honestly if you're going to piss out random "insults" at least think about them for a microsecond before hitting the post button

Daft cunt

>>75192958
good luck

>>75192955
rephrase it

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>Alri Justin

>>75192779
nah
see this is why the right wing deserves to lose and watch their beloved country burn. first muslims, then the working class. you can try to mask your rhetoric but we all know you hate the workers just as much as muslims

>>75193013
How? By making Muslims second class citizens to a point they no longer live here? How can they win if there are none of them here to attack us?

>>75193032
roast is delicious

cover it in gravy

>Better call saul not on TPB yet

can someone unironically give me another torrent site to use. after extratorrents went down I don't know any other public tracker sites that aren't utter shit

>>75193010
>yes, but by putting your retarded laws into place you're going to be creating a massive incentive for radicalisation

This is the entire point. The radicalisation caused by the first 5 will enable the rest.

You really think 20 dead kids at a concert will allow banning of Muslims from public office?

Nah, we would need thousands of Muslims to be attacking us before that could be justified. Which they will, once we make their lives intolerable.

>>75193075
obviously a paki which makes you a redditor

>>75193032
R.Sheed

>>75193027
Morrissey is now slightly less of a cunt in my mind.

>>75193110
rutracker

Weird reading about people "concentrating on their studies" at the age of 14. I was utterly asleep in school until I was 17.

>>75193073
you did good lad. you're getting there

>>75192941
LOL HOLY SHIT HOW CAN THIS COUNT AS PULLING LMAO, I AM AUTISTIC VIRGIN BUT YOU ARE REACHING NEW HEIGHTS OF STRETCHING DEFINITIONS

>>75193110
gogoanime

>>75192963

https://youtu.be/MsENeDQ6tzE?t=5m46s

>>75192958
lol this attitude is why we're not going to help you rorke :)

>>75193032
>meat
cuck's food of choice (by choice I mean jewish influence)

Political ideas:
>less spying on citizens
>nationalise the railways
>less foreign interventions
>points based immigration system
>encourage electric vehicles
>decriminalise drugs for personal use
>fix the nhs

>>75193032
oh god that looks delicious

>>75193032
there's more than one type of roast mate

>>75193105
i mean you realise the vast majority only have british citizenship right? there's no place for them to leave to even if they wanted

>>75193110
rutracker is decent

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>>75193075
>post button
hmmm yes, hello there reddit

>>75193027
Is this the tipping point lads?

been here for 15 years la, still waiting for that witty post tbqh ngl

>>75193142
im not a virgin and im not gay

>>75193032
>beef
If it's not chicken or ham it's not worth eating

this girlie that died seem VERY obsessed with both Adriana Grande and death, often asking for death multiples times in each Adriana Grande related post.

Perhaps the police should be searching her home, rather than the one of a peaceful, devout muslim.

>>75193159
>>less spying on citizens
>>nationalise the railways
>>less foreign interventions
>>points based immigration system
>>encourage electric vehicles
>>decriminalise drugs for personal use
>>fix the nhs
would agree with all this

>>75193100
>rightwingers want to abolish the welfare state, they hate the country's workers!
>they deserve to lose so everyone can live in an Islamic shithole that will magically be better for said workers!

And I keep getting told lefties don't side with Islamists.

>>75193027
agree with him
still a twat

>>75193159
no, no, no, maybe, yes, yes, yes

>>75193159
*calls you a socialist communist*

>>75193029

NARCISSISTIC

>>75193118
Don't care about Normies
Care about good lads
Simple as

Don't sully my posts with your replies furthermore. If you get upset about other people's opinions like this then perhaps reddit would genuinely be more your speed. Just a suggestion. Now drop off the face of the earth. Runt.

>>75193032
are you a literal faggot

>>75193192
que? i just woke up, fill me in

>>75193159
>decriminalise
legalise properly you coward
decriminalisation is the milquetoast fudge method that would never work

Mum just text me asking me what I want for dinner. THINK I may have pulled, chaps.

>>75193142
stop typing in all caps mate

>>75193096
>rephrase it
How?

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>>75192941
IN ABSOLUTE TEARS

>i pulled 2 girls at the club last night

translation: i nearly hugged a girl

>2017
>still using torrents

really?

>>75193113
so you're looking to manipulate otherwise law-abiding citizens into becoming terrorists so you can kick them all out

you're retarded, consider this your last reply

>>75193199
Islamists can fuck off too.

Deport all Rorkes to Saudi Arabia.

>>75193216
You didn't even know Roger Moore mate how can you call hima good lad. You know James Bond wasn't a documentary

i'm a sham pain socialist

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>>75193220
>milquetoast fudge method

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>>75193188
no need to brag

>>75193166
Yup, UK is fucked unless it wants to strip citizenship from those people and deport or completely kill any tiny whiff of Islamic culture and force them to assimilate.

watching some telly

aka - the 'boob tube'

>>75193220
that can happen in my second term as prime minister

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>>75192941
>pulled two birds
>yeah i HUGGED two older women

>>75193236
what's the alternatives faggot?

inb4 kodi or streaming sites

Just pulled my mum in the kitchen

>>75193220
Also,
>encourage electric vehicles
no, fuck off
I want a fucking V8 and I'm getting one

>>75193243
If you can offend someone into doing terrorism they deserve to die anyway

Pulled a girl in Tesco today. She spoke to me - completely voluntarily - and asked me if I had ID for the Kopparbergs I was buying.

Could practically smell her damp little snatch as I whipped out my provisional licence. ;)

>>75193230
instead of claiming that politicians love muslims and hate white people, claim that they don't care about innocents dying as long as they can keep bringing in more workers to exploit

i liken getting a date to getting a tactical nuke in call of duty

>>75193110
https://kickass.unblocked.cam/usearch/better%20call%20saul/?field=time_add&sorder=desc

political idea:

yeah, I've got one - how about we get this country back on track!

>>75193243
Yes. This is not their land, Islam is a religion of the desert and it should return there to remain, unchanging, forever. We do not need them, we do not want them.

>>75193266
Didn't the ones from Manchester try to escape and get killed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4oRAdbIAm8

is varg fucking serious

Girl caught me staring at her at the bar. No longer a virgin.

>>75193258
Am a fan of his work and his writing. Mixing a Moore martini as I type this. What're you doing? Wrestling a possum while you wait for a 23kb image to upload? Fucking peasant Australian.

Never speak to a Brit god again. Learn your place beaneath my boot.

Think I accidentally pulled my nan at the weekend lads. She hugged me as she was leaving after Sunday dinner. What a fucking slag haha

>>75193303
think they did this already in peep show

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>£3000
>2 pulls

>>75193316
>kickass

literally a honeypot since they came back up

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r8 the supper

>>75193342
poor kids

>>75193363
He spent 3 grand on them?

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>>75193351
Guarantee my internet is better than yours, and I'm a British Citizen too.

>>75193346
of course I use the term "no longer a virgin" liberally as nothing actually happened.

>>75193346
bet you didn't even hug her... me? mate I've hugged hundreds of middle aged women haha i know my way around a chick

im not gay

>>75193342
ah yes

new
>>75193400
>>75193400
>>75193400
>>75193400

>>75193373
alri theresa

>>75193027
And now, you can focus all the anger on us again, hypocrites

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>I'm a British Citizen too.