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italie<3
janny's a nutter
sick him janny
hey brit/pol/ .
did you see that Roger Moore is died?
A SAUSAGE IS
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anime
>>75182246
lol just sent him an irc wink
>/Brit/
nah, try again
i preferred the tits edition
think i might go have a wank x
>>75182289
house in fallowfield has been raided
hmmm not so TRENDY afterall right STUDENTS??
mfw today I found out that a girl I used to sit next to in Year 8 English is one of the most hyped actresses working in British theatre
I'm glad she's made it but it's an abstract kind of feel
>>75182260
what do you expect out of him?!
he is a CLOTHED MAN after all
This is a blue board, you savages.
>>75182317
good post
>>75182317
she probably has no clue who you are
>>75182280
Is that show actually any good?
>>75182303
Don't know or care anything about the areas of manchester
Me having a shag in the flat next to Tim's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu_6rWHdJB4
hit 80kg deadlift 3x5 lads
reminder josie is the new janny
>>75182324
how does one let that happen to themselves?
>>75182344
great for those who want to forsake their heritage
>>75182267
wish I could suck that willy x
>>75182357
creasing
imagine trying to have sex and tim starts loudly singing next door
>>75182371
par for the course as a student mate
>>75182365
no way josie
sue
>>75182360
Pretty impressive if you're a 13 year old girl.
>>75182360
How much money did you acquire during those gains?
At least tell me pussy was received post haste.
>>75182344
yeah if youre looking for a moe show
Why can't we have any cool jannies after those dreaded recruitment drives?
never even kissed a boy
>>75182396
>>75182397
bit mean chaps
>>75182357
bangin me about
teddy's feelin' swipey
>Pretty impressive if you're a 13 year old girl.
>>75182324
The student loan all going on the boozer
NOW MY BROTHER JAYKAE'S OUT
THOUGHT OH NAR HE GONNA TIME OUT BUT NAHR
NOW HES OUT N ABOUT
DEN GRUMS UMBER LEAF????
>>75182388
I was always well up
suppose it's cheaper drinking cans alone than going out
got called a paki in greggs
>>75182396
oo you bitch
Love scotposting
Simple as
>>75182465
>>75182481
Terrible gimmicks
>>75182335
I know her, but she probably thinks I'm beneath her
she's like the alpha male of girls, is there a term for this
>>75182433
Just keep going, mate. In a few months, you'll laugh at people with those "gains" too...
>>75182460
terrible gimmick
called some paki a paki in greggs
>>75182360
>I bench almost 2 times as much as you deadlift
wew lad
Good going though. Hope that's progress
>>75182506
they have greggs over there?
>>75182499
you
>>75182519
new Lidl opened up in the city over from me
>>75182460
only 30 grams now isneet bro
>>75182519
No autismo is just trying to fit in
who
do
I
vote
for
>Ten gram Amber Leaf?, sure thing love
>>75182542
one of the worst posters to ever molest our fine general
from my time studying abroad in the US, got a minor in McPhysics
>>75182566
want to kiss her on the lips
>>75182563
There is literally nobody worth voting for in the entirety of the West.
educate yourselves lads
My deepest condolences to families, relatives and friends of those victims by the terror attack in Manchester.
I will come to uk for fighting against terrorist bastards at any time, when the time come ask me anytime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
>>75182563
jeremy corbyn of course
Got called Gregg at the mosque
>>75182586
shan't
>>75182566
need a paki shop gf
>>75182566
want to know and be with her
got called nigger by a trump supporter
I'm filled with such peace and tolerance i could positively explode lads x
>>75182592
proxy
>>75182592
thanks dave, hope the teaching job is going well x
>>75182592
ta x
>>75182586
dont know if you actually think im going to spend the time i should be spending revising reading that, but im not
>>75182597
the ol' cortex STILL hasn't recovered from this one last night
>>75182639
it's good info
but what would you know?
you're just a stupid LEAF
fuck just leaF the thread already lol
>>75182566
FLANDER'D
>>75182566
Fucking trannies trying to take jobs from our paki communities, this is whats pushing them into being radicalised desu
>>75182685
is it really a fucking tranny?
why are they everywhere, can't we just wall them off?
>i revise
>>75182665
third eye appears to be in a state of panic rn
>Fucking trannies trying to take jobs from our paki communities, this is whats pushing them into being radicalised desu
>>75182586
"american male"
honestly most people living outside of yankland are more or less free of these chemical contaminants for the most part.
one day the muscular northern barbarians of Canada will march south to meet up with the Mexican northern advance to finally put an end to the miserable American experiment.
>>75182667
Stop.
business idea: breed the trannies out
>>75182718
no it isn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI02gNcl-hA
trannies should be punched in the head
met 2 trannies in my life and they were both fairly nice blokes
>>75182724
Those people want to deport pakis not give them jobs you silly yank
trannies should sleep with me
>>75182767
bigot
am a tranny
got called a bigot on 4chan
>>75182233
Anyone have that one pic of the BBC with news articles like "Do we really need white men?"
>>75182499
damn... woah... powerfull
>>75182738
please shut up bitch canadians and europoopeeans are much weaker than americans
Got called a tranny in the paki shops
2 words.
Fuck
Islam
Lads
Need a girl with a plump arse to sit on my face asap
Noticed ribena's not here today
Interesting....
>>75182586
did read some of it. what an absolute load of complete horse shit.
>Be more manly by not eating any nice food, drinking any alcohol
Most of this is pseudo science, tin foil hat nonsense. Severe OCD, autism. Also written by a yank I see, so a lot of the mass farming points do not apply here or anywhere outside the states. Fucking moron for saving and posting it.
>>75182793
It's getting to the point to where those who deny Islamic terrorism should be held accountable for the actions desu. They also have a bit of blood on their hands
this is what I would do if I saw any of you runtoids in the street
>>75182809
america will be crushed very soon, a nation of weak sickly, grotesquely obese excuses for humanity.
it will be a mercy I assure you
perhaps a few can be saved, living on the fringes of civilization in Colorado, Washington and Maine
https://streamable.com/rgf3k
mad
>>75182841
he's at work
>>75182884
me in the black trunks
tinder match replied instantly
what did she mean by this
Need to stop drinking every night lads
Haven't had a proper sleep for about a fortnight and my mental faculties are noticeably crumbling
>>75182924
bleep bloop
>>75182926
nah dont, carry on
>>75182842
funny because most of Europe would drink alcohol all day and in the morning right after waking up
before coffee and tea were made popular
alcohol is the angel of civilization
>>75182884
me on the left
people who say mean things to me on /brit/ on the right
>>75182841
It is at work, so I've heard
>>75182932
nah she messaged first with a reference to my profile, she's not a bot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqMkc2dq_RM
kss kss kss kss
>>75182884
That ref should be sacked
Would fuck a good looking tranny
The ugly misshapen ones are subhumans though, need to sort themselves out before they go out in public
Why don't Western porn actors ever do crossovers with Eastern porn actors?
am a good looking tranny
dont know or care
>>75182943
They drunk alcohol, but it was extremely waters-down. That's because finding clean water was difficult, and mixing it with alcohol helped clean it
>why yes, i do watch "eastern porn" and keep up to date with the finest porn stars of nippon
>>75182990
r1a despises r1b
czech market is the crossroads
>>75182884
That ref should be jailed.
in middle of an giant poo tbqh. 12-15 seconds? my arse!
>did read some of it. what an absolute load of complete horse shit.
>>Be more manly by not eating any nice food, drinking any alcohol
>Most of this is pseudo science, tin foil hat nonsense. Severe OCD, autism. Also written by a yank I see, so a lot of the mass farming points do not apply here or anywhere outside the states. Fucking moron for saving and posting it.
don't understand what shadilay means
>>75182884
that ref should be bummed
>>75182884
that ref should be shot
she's back
hot day today up here lads
is it, dare I say it, summer?
>>75182983
shagging a good looking tranny still feels exactly the same as shaggging a bloke and feels nothing like shagging a woman, muh pheremones
t. bi scum
>>75182939
That dog can feel such joy because there are no muslims in that dog's life.
Genuinely wish yanks wouldn't post here
Not a single Brit would ever dream of posting in /cum/
shabilay Styxer's!!!
>>75183076
crying
>>75182990
Yeah I'd fuck a few of them East Boys
>>75183076
kek
https://youtu.be/5Oi_hVpvfgE
>>75183076
BTFO
>>75183080
I would NEVER EVER shag a tranny
would rather die
About to enjoy a pizza outside on my own lads x
>>75183076
Face is grimacing in real life at you lad, extremely grim
>>75183083
Same tbqh, I'm merely posting on here for fomo tbqh ngl
>>75183083
bet there's maybe one two brits in /cum/
probably absolute losers who wish they were yanks
DEFINITELY not comparable to the amount of yanks in /brit/
do not understand why they feel the need to be in our thread and not their own
>>75183081
>>75183076
fat roll
apparently I'm only 5'8". thought I was 5'10" or 11" all this time
don't know what to think any more
This is powerful desu
22 children just died, 50 more severely injured
But hey, the most important message in all this? Just love one another man. Pretend it didn't happen, and stick your thumb up your ass
>>75182939
>you will never be this happy and contented
>>75183083
i've post in /cum/ a few times its a different vibe and a good getaway from you vile cunts sometimes
>>75183126
>14:12
>Goodnight
>>75183165
You stupid boy
>>75183126
did you get cucked?
Morning lads. Except you, twat.
>>75183101
oh god is this real
>>75183165
how about you fucking stay there
called my taxi driver a paki terrorist cunt this morning
>>75183167
>>75183177
hello newfriends
>don't reply to girls text for 15 minutes
>send me another
>then another
>are you asleep?
>are you ok?
>don't you want to talk?
Fucking hell give me a break. I don't have my phone in my hand 24/7 and even if I have the time I don't want to have my phone in my hand all the time texting you
ah yes, the impartial bbc
75183167
Told you several times to stop replying to me. I do not want your nonce shit linked to my posts when interpol comes down on you you horrible cunt
>>75183154
vicodin and a good movie comes close
>>75183152
she's right . fuck you.
Had a dream I got chased down and murdered by Tim lads
>>75183210
sikhs are bro tier mate
>presentation thursday
>haven't started
>>75183152
Why do Normies make these stories up all the time and why do other Normies pretend they actually happened and mean something
Hate fucking normals
>>75183210
breaking news: state broadcaster attempts to prevent national disintegration and race war
>>75183027
it was still alcoholic, and they drank plenty that wasn't watered down as well
still often not as strong as modern stuff but they drank significantly more
anti-alcohol is proddy muslamic propaganda
>>75183232
t. a sikh paki
>>75183232 for ->
>>75183152
>>75183232
Anyone who poos in the street isn't a bro mate
>>75183198
my ex didn't have a job and would do this all the time, i swear she just sat at home on her phone for 14 hours a day and if i didn't reply for 2 hours or more she'd threaten to visit my work to check if i was cheating lmao
>>75183240
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>75183241
youve been saying this all damn day!!
>the tterrorist was a muslim
>therefore all kind muslims can be disregards completely
nice logic
>>75183101
>can wait
Huh...
reading up on my american history
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_McDonald%27s
>>75183244
Why contain it?
frankly my entire adult life from 18-26 has been absolute wank so far
Just watched something extremely noncey on /gif/
heem runt lad banter FOY are m8 nonce
>>75183232
'shaallah
>>75183248
Kids drank it and didn't get drunk. That's how watered down it was
>>75183280
>kind
>muslim
oxymoron
>>75183210
B R O T I E R
R
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>>75183152
>he isn't a soulless nihilist who pretends to care about things for social credits
literal autism
>>75183299
Proofs?
think i fucked it lads
>>75183282
This is actually watchable.
>>75183283
first bullet point
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctrust/governance/tools_we_use/public_purposes.html
>>75183280
>1 racist is bad
>therefore all racists are bad
works both ways, paki.
>>75183273
yet here we are
Listen I'm not a racist but I think we need to at least consider some kind of final solution to the Paki Question (PQ)
>>75183240
>>75183280
If like to be able to say "not all Muslims are bad"
But when it keeps happening again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again...
Fuck them. They've always been a pain in the ass. Fuck anyone who still defends that shit religion
>1 pint is good
>therefore all pints are good
Impeccable logic
>>75183292
Link
>Still a bunch of people missing not identified in the bodies at manchester
>All just so happen to be female
What's the chances they got offered 'free rides' by kind local Muslim taxi drivers and ended up being raped to death by 20 happy pakis
>>75183305
you are seriously more retarded the girl who felt sorry for her taxi driver.
>Chicken Royale with cheese
>Cheeseburger
>Medium fries
£3.29, not bad.
josie will rule /brit/ with an harsh but fair iron fist
>>75183316
yea I saw it on the flight over here and enjoyed it
desu the history of Mcdonalds is pretty interesting
mental to think that some kid starting out as a grillman in the 50s could legit rise up and become CEO
I--I have a laughably small and thin penis...
>>75183313
yeah i think you fucked it mate
Big fan of Brendanposting
>>75183357
decent
i'm more of a pound menu menace myself (even though it doesn't exist anymore)
The lefties may have a point. Perhaps we should just genocide all the Sunni and leave the Shia alone.
>>75183352
DO NOT reply to me
>>75183357
>chicken royale
its a quater pounder you fat sack
>>75183341
if all muslims were bad we wouldn't even be alive
>>75183364
pics
>>75183364
cute x
pics?
>>75182586
cheers lad
>>75183364
penis is so big that i refuse to be seen in my boxers because i may as well be naked with how visible my willy is
>>75183380
>pounder
foy
Why are people already defending muslims? Did they even confirm it was a muslim? Afaik ISIS hasn't even officially claimed responsibility and they usually do that right away
Take the piss
>>75183349
100%
Thanks, Religion of Pieces
>one of the Manchester victims was 8 years old
>>75183313
On the plus side with a personality like that you're set for grills that have a salt fetish.
>>75183404
They did claim responsibility
>>75183312
Proofs about what?
hate having a big willy desu
can't do doggy at all as the gf says it hurts too much
>>75183313
>>75183389
>>75183392
I use to post it everywhere on /int/ back in the day I put that behind me I'm not getting banned again.
Pray that if such a tragedy were to occur in my life, I'd have the stretch to run towards the incident rather than run away.
>>75182899
*gets on skag once*
>penis is so big that i refuse to be seen in my boxers because i may as well be naked with how visible my willy is
>>75183363
There's certain charm about the era to how not everything has already been done because, might just be retrospective tinted glasses but if you want to do something great today, you better have a more original idea than a fast food idea.
craving some McDongles now
>tfw nearest McDicks is in Saigon
>>75183382
That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. The premise doesn't work because most Muslims don't live anywhere near civilization so they're not a threat, unlike the pakis that are currently in our midst.
>>75183357
>Angus burger (4 pack)
>burger buns (6 pack)
>oven chips (1kg bag)
£3.65
Not bad considering I'll get 4 GOOD QUALITY BURGERS for your one.
think on
>>75183432
DAAAAHMMMM
>>75183428
That the kids who drank it didn't get drunk
>>75183432
phwoar
penis is so small I can wear barely anything and nobody can see my wang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7Sjs7RYdXY
YOU CRACKAS IZ ALIVE NOW BEKKUD DA BLACK MAAAN SAVED YO GRANDGRANDFATHERS LIVES N SHEIT
>>75183404
Westerners are bred to be retarded masochists these days. They think like teenage girls about everything.
>>75183450
utterly fucked this reply
>so
NEED a manchester gf after hearing that accent so many times today
all 'sheeds must GO. HOW DARE THEY REEE
>>75183380
Ah yes, the Burger King Quarter Pounder, famous for it's 0.22lb of chicken breast.
Last 2 digits decides how many minutes til I can sleep
Do you think the Empire's plan was to replace the native populations in the colonies with Brits or to exploit the natives and let them all live?
Reckon if they replaced all native populations of the colonies with Brits, the world would be a much better place.
And I bloody hate Brits.
>>75183460
>>75183450
but it had been done already
first by white castle and others
and Ray Kroc stole the entire business for the McDonalds brothers then turned it into an empire
I just like how chaotic it was at the time, so much room for growth
>>75183495
kek
>>75183485
it's a rotten accent lad
>>75183455
>what was al qaeda
*pounds on me chest like an ape*
well done for finishing your shifts, wagies :) only a few more hours to the next one, eh? enjoy your little break :)
>>75183456
2 burgers, and i didn't have to do anything other than press a pedal, turn a wheel a few times then tap my debit card.
>>75183382
Is that supposed to be comforting or some shit?
>if snakes were everywhere, you'd be dead!!
Allah hasn't saved anyone. He hasn't gotten rid of the enemies like he promised. Muhammad was a goat fucker. Islam'a enemies have multiplied. Because Allah is a lie. Anyone who has ever listened to Muhammad is dead and in hell desu
>>75183495
But it's 1:30am and I have work in 7 hours!!!!!!!
Mr Noseberg is gonna kill me
Victim of Manchester bombing hated Trump, defended Muslims.
>>75183531
sounded nice to me
Do you guys use any cute nicknames for McDonald's?
Here in New Jersey I've heard Mickey D's and McDick's a lot
>BBC editor browses stock images for his article about british children for a british audience
>hmm yes that really represents my audience
>>75183565
She's an English teenage girl. They all share those views because social media tells them to.
>>75183550
It's not 5pm yet you unemployed mess
>>75183550
it's only Tuesday.. they've got a long week ahead of them haha
>>75183438
post it in a link
>>75183567
Maccies (Mack-ees). Aussies call it Maccas (Mack-ahs)
>>75183567
>East Scotland
Mick Dees.
Micky D's
>my work (this is a personal one though.)
>>75183511
The way the system they used was pioneered though, I was under the impression (from the movie at least) that nowhere else was truly "fast"
I've not read into it or anything
>>75183567
Australian's call it maccas. It's even on some of the official signs here.
poms are going to reply to you saying they call it maccies. Maccies is runt slang.
>>75183567
maccy d
Got drunk and shagged the ex haha what am I like?
>>75183588
what the fuck
>>75183565
Not as delicious as the antifa guy who got capped by a black supremacist in Fresno.
>>75183595
how can you be a neet in america
how long does unemployment benefit last?
>>75183572
Racist.
>>75183427
BBC says they did over whatsapp and telegram, but not officially
>the McChicken was a complete flop when it was first announced
hello, 3~4 years ago I used to frequent /brit/.
Amid my ranting, memeing, and suicide attempts I made a promise to you all. that promise was that I would stop being a neet, beat my depression, and become as happy and comfy as this pepe.
I return triumphant.
I realise it is unlikely that anyone here saw that post and even less likely that you remember it even if you did.
reguarless I would like to serve as a beakon to you all that it is possible to beat the cycle.
thank you for your time.
>>75183122
finished my pizza lads
going to jump off a bridge now
>>75183643
I live with my parents. They think I'm going to college lmao
>>75183647
>ISIS on whatsapp
how do I get in this groupchat
>>75183647
telegram
>>75183665
fuck off
>Thailad is still posting after I've gone to bed, woken up, mowed my lawn, and walked my dog
Woah
>>75183665
didnt read a word
>>75183621
White Castle definutely was, they pinoneered fast food in general as well as the uniform franchise designs
though the OG McDonalds did influence a load of other fast food chains like Burger King and Taco bell after the founders of both visited
>>75183670
why dont you go? it's easy
wanking a do
>>75183673
ABSOLUTELY raking in the up votes and down votes on the DM comments lad. muslamic attacks are a gold mine for baiting both lefties and rorkes
>>75183665
Not one letter
>>75183567
maccies or micky d's
>>75183700
neat, didn't know this.
>>75183665
Read every word. I hope the other rude cunts don't upset you
>>75183655
>tfw only order from the chicken menu at McDees.
The burgers fuck my stomach up and the new 'store of the future' system is shite.
>>75183665
not a fucking pixel
>>75183665
>beakon
you idiot
am 70.590551 inches tall
means I can just about round up to 5' 11''
>>75183724
>neat
fuck off yank
>>75183665
if you're telling the truth well done m8, if not, go and fix it <3 xx