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When I go to sleep tonight I'll wake up tomorrow and live another day

arrogant moany students

hay fever starting to play up a bit

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>calc

fucking hell? are you literally 17 years old?

ABSOLUTELY raking in the (you)s in the DM comments lad. muslamic attacks are a gold mine for baiting both lefties and rorkes

>>75183696
>calculus exam

hello 17/18 year old!

>>75183735
digs? I'll give you a dig
*heems every student in sight*

anyone else never prayed in their life? wouldn't even know where to begin. do you just sit down and sort of mentally project your thoughts to god or what? do you do it like you're writing a letter, or like you're having a conversation? do I have to fill in the bits where he's supposed to be speaking?

'eadslappin?

>>75183756
no, I never believed in a god

>>75183756
You just have a heart-to-heart with Him yeah

>>75183756
Dear God,

I know we have never really had a conversation before, but I'm having a rough time right now....Need a gf, please grace me with one.

Amen

>>75183756
didn't you have to do it before lunch in primary school? we did

Hate pints
Dislike pints
Not fond of pints
No opinion on pints
Usually have a quiet can
Like pints
Enjoy pints
LOVE pints <<< ME

>>75183796
so it's like a cosmic wishing well?

>>75183802
gotta be 21 to have a pint in yankistan unfortunately

loving a pint

>>75183797
no rasheed

>/brit/ is only 1 person

you can stop now

>>75183797
absolutely HATED that
the praying and the singing, waste of fucking time, sitting on that cold hard floor for an hour

>>75183756

try meditation

prayer is talking at the universe, meditation is listening to it

>>75183797
That's called the Angelus you little fedora wank

it'd be ridiculous to suggest that sociology courses should have a unit on statics and thermodynamics, so why are universities trying to shoehorn sociology/feminism/psychology into engineering?

>>75183756
>just let me sit down here for a moment and close my eyes and talk to an invisible spirit in the sky
religion is a serious mental illness and should be treated like schizophrenia

>>75183824
I refuse to panhandle to the end all of existence.

>>75183856
how do I do that, just sit there and be quiet for a bit?

do americans have the word "shop". can they use it as a synonym for a "store"? or is it just a verb

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>>75183797
>>75183854
>tfw excused from morning prayer because I was the only white kid

insha'allah

>>75183756
anglican here

for me, i close my eyes and search my heart. get this warm and peaceful sensation, and to me that's god.
so i talk to him (in my head), i ask him for safety and prosperity and whatnot, and in return i show him love.

>/pol/ still supports trump
such a scenario could not be produced by artificial means

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Saudi arabia, the birthplace of Islam literally carried out 9/11 lol and lefties think terrorism has nothing to do with islam

>>75183844
bit of a thick cunt aren't you rorke

>>75183888
yes we are familiar with the word and use it

>>75183888
we shop at shops and find food to store at stores

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>"you don't say much do you"
>"don't worry we don't bite ;)"
>"sorry what? speak up a bit"
>"you're really quiet aren't you aha"

FUCKING STOP IT NORMANS, ITS NOT SO EASY!!

>>75183883

bit more than that, it more practise than prayer, there's guides on the 'tube if you're interested

>>75183824
nah it helps focus your priorities

>>75183844
not a single non-white in my school, i'm not a southerner lad. in fact if there was a muslim population there probably wouldn't be a prayer to jesus would there you fucking div

>yanks have to be 21 to have a pint

SCREAMING

>>75183874
Control, propaganda, conversion.

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>i close my eyes and search my heart. get this warm and peaceful sensation, and to me that's god.
want this

am 70.590551 inches tall

means I can just about round up to 5' 11''

>>75183896
that sounds really bent

do you ever get embarrassed with yourself for believing all that utter mumbo jumbo? I think I would

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>>75183928
extrovert privilege is real

>>75183756
I just grab some animal off the street and make a sacrifice to the ancestors for guidance, then leave the carcass out for a sky burial

>>75183898
have to wonder what's going to change their minds

>>75183880
good lad, you make your own luck in this world. Putting all hope in something intangible must be terribly counterproductive.

>>75183874
Since when are engineers required to take psychology classes? Sounds like bullshit. I'm a chemistry student and I've never had to take any humanities course I didn't want to.

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>>75183928
Who here /confident public speaker/?

27C here, putting water in the fridge season is open

OFFICIAL TIER OF FAST FOOD

BEST TIER:
>Chik-Fil-A
>Five Guys
>In & Out
>Moo-Ya
>Panera Bread
>Quiznos


OKAY TIER
>Panda Express
>Sonic
>Jimmy John's
>Schlotzkys
>Whataburger
>Dairy Queen
>Braums

BAD TIER
>Subway
>Wendy's
>Jack in the Box
>Taco Bell

HORRIBLE TIER
>McDonalds
>KFC
>Burger King
>Long John Silver's

>>75183874
dont know what shite uni you're going to but they arent

the religious are mentally ill

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I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

>Northern Ireland is the safest place in the world
How did this happen lads?

*prays for you*

love diversity
love pegging
hate pints
just don't like 'em, simple as

>>75184025
oxford

>>75183964
don't care desu

i'm sure you believe shite that i'd laugh at; e.g. how you're not a worthless paki

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>HORRIBLE TIER
>>Burger King
>>Long John Silver's

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>maths exam on friday
>have learned about 1/5th of the material

>>75184024
McDonalds outside of America is decent

>>75183992
They don't force you to take humanities courses, they inject the subject matter from those courses into said engineering.

turns out I was 5'10" after all, I just misread 5.8 feet as 5'8"

>>75184037
think 'sheeds realised that bombing norn ireland would actually improve it

>>75183928
A cute girl who I'd been talking to for about a month, turned around to me one day and said "I'd say you're a bit shy, aren't you?" with a weirdly optimistic smile, like she was hoping I'd agree. still don't understand why she did it.

>>75184066
silly dumb brit

>>75184066
sure that's not your willy measurement?

>>75184023
That's just sad, like he's trying to convince himself as much as he's reciting what's become a dogmatic point.

>>75183756
you didnt do it in school? its basically just taking some alone time where you basically talk to god about whatever you want

>>75184054
Much better in the UK, and don't even get me started on KFC.

>>75184049
umm sweaty if I were a paki I'd likely believe religious shite just like you do xx

go have a nice relaxing prayer why don't you? hahahaha

>>75184023
*googles ISIS*

*reads "Islamic State"*


*does a think*

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>>75184004

not me

>try to be funny
>falls flat
>piss self
>retake seat

>>75184023
but ISIS is basically Saudi arabia which basically is Islam so no ISIS is basically Islam

>>75184076
maybe her friend said something along the lines of "I'm sure he likes you, he's just shy" and she was trying to work out of you were, in fact, shy or you just don't like her. that's a positive interpretation anyway

>>75184059
How exactly would they do this? "Lads engineer me up world without patriarchy, pronto"

>>75184110
man KFC here is so good
it was AWFUL back in yankland/yanklite

>>75184115
>british
>not anglican
yeah not fooling anyone rasheed

>>75184054
>>75184110
I went to McDonalds in the UK. It was the exact same.

>>75184024
taco bell is alri desu theres one near me
>i'd get some but it's in a shopping centre that's been evacuated today becuase of terrorism haha love diversity me

>>75184072
reckon they realised if they tried absolutely ANYTHING, there'd been a genocide in the morning

>>75184126
It's all America's fault for letting the Saudis get away with promulgating their cancerous ideology 2bh

If you didnt go to a religious school chances are you're a paki and need to get out

>>75184145
>eating Mcdonalds on holiday
people like you should be put down

>>75184130
Touched her thigh once so I can't have been that shy

one of my mates has gone full retard at uni
the cringy kind of anti-sjw

no..no..drumpf told me islam and saudi arabia are good.. the god emperor would never lie..

>>75184138
KFC in the UK is so nice. Here it's just like a cheap quick ting.
>>75184145
Never had McDeez in the US t?bh

>>75184142
>literally called the church of ENGLAND
>british
bit of thick cunt aren't you deary

no surprises there though since you believe in god and stuff haha

went on the facebook and my brother posted that he's going to some lgbt trivia event

>>75184182
Correct.

Shame that the Republic is trying to forcibly remove Catholicism from schools while importing Islam.

>>75184182
this desu

pretty sure all british primaries are c of e, so if anyone didn't go to one they either went to catholic school (acceptable) or a muslim one (unacceptable)

>>75184182
If you went to a religious school in England then there's a much higher chance you're a paki
catholics are white pakis
fuck organised religion

literally impossible for me to get a bf
even if I do the pakis will kill me

>>75184170
>promulgating
word of the day

>>75184146
batter you if I ever see you in my food court EVER again

Tommy Robinson is on fire today. The lads spot on too, don't know why he gets so much stick.

>>75184185
Wasn't me
>sight seeing in London
>about to ride the Eye
>sister spots a McDonalds under some building with Romanesque architecture right next to the eye
>was the Bank of England or something
>she eats for 15 minutes as we all wait

was surprising a mcdonalds is so close to your government buildings

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sats exam in t minus 8 hours

>>75184217
bender brother

>>75184243
found your brother

>>75184190
Alright sex offender

>>75184208
exact opposite here
back home it was horrid, bad skin, soggy with grease, grey meat, just terrible all around
here the locals love their chicken so its pretty good, very crispy too

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>If you went to a religious school in England then there's a much higher chance you're a paki
>catholics are white pakis
>fuck organised religion

>>75184217
>lgbt trivia
wat, so like.. how many benders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

>>75184134
Gender quotas. Trying to imply strict adherence to the scientific method is a relic of white patriarchy without actually saying it. Guilt tripping easily swayed people. It's not easy, but they're certainly trying and it's starting to infest STEM across the board. Bonus points if race can be involved.

hmm

>fuck organised religion
lads can you all do me a favour and check your underage runt cages? it seems at least one has escaped

>>75184228
leftists are, the rest of the country not so much. This country suffers from cronic apathy so most people couldn't really care what religion the school is

am I still a muslim if I'm muslim but stop being muslim

personally find it impossible to know that someone I'm speaking to is religious and not look down upon them and everything they say

feel bad about it sometimes because they're likely just poor sods who got indoctrinated as children but honestly it's a bit worrying and sad to watch grown adults going around with religious beliefs

>>75184280

none, they're too busy screwing each other

wahey

need a bender to screw a lightbulb into my arse

>>75184280
don't know because i've never been to one lol

>>75184209
anglican has divisions in scotland, wales and norn ire too you thick cunt

and if you subscribed to a different branch like the kirk you'd still be christisn
fuck off you paki cunt, you don't belong here

>>75184272
You're not the first North American I've had this conversation with t?bh. KFC has a bad rep there. It's on the higher end of the scale for fast food in the UK imo
>>75184315
https://youtu.be/rmkmrtnOMkA

>>75183696
Calculus exam in 7 hours, lad

>>75184201
No better place to be one of those. Chances are his university deserves a good purging if they're anything like ours.

how much water do you usually drink a day?

>>75184271
S-she told me to do it

>>75184280
2. But how did they fit in the lightbulb?

>>75184312
The entirety of the Republic is lefty. That's the issue.

doing a hear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMPIbx6SU5o

want to shag the bird from the Scottish widows ads

Criminy, more roaches!

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>personally find it impossible to know that someone I'm speaking to is religious and not look down upon them and everything they say

>feel bad about it sometimes because they're likely just poor sods who got indoctrinated as children but honestly it's a bit worrying and sad to watch grown adults going around with religious beliefs

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>>75184363
>how did they fit in the lightbulb

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>personally find it impossible to know that someone I'm speaking to is religious and not look down upon them and everything they say
>
>feel bad about it sometimes because they're likely just poor sods who got indoctrinated as children but honestly it's a bit worrying and sad to watch grown adults going around with religious beliefs

>>75184284
Interesting. My philosophy of science professor introduced us to some feminist writings but also mostly dismissed their thinking as facile bullshit. I guess it all depends on the course and the uni.

Could really use some cash, thinking of betting £500 on the europa league final (Man U to win, both teams to score). You lads think this is a sound bet?

>>75184389
Don't you fucking dare reply to me again, you runt.

>>75184348
I blame the beef industry

really could go for a nice steak or beef burger though, been eating nothing but chicken, seafood, and some pork

can't wait until fedoras and atheism become cool again. not long now

>>75184314
You're trying too hard

>>75184337
Why are you wasting time getting so mad when you can just sit down and pray your problems away, sweaty? xx :) jesus is listening


hahahahahaha

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>>75184417
But you.. I was.. just..

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>can't wait until fedoras and atheism become cool again. not long now

>>75184361
Round about 2 litres not including the water in milk (about a third of a litre a day)

>>75184348
KFC is just shite compared to other options
fried chicken isnt expensive

>rebelled against my Catholicism as a teen because "dey don't treat da gays right"
>meet a single gay
>realise that Catholics are incredibly graceful and that gays deserve much worse treatment than Catholics give them
I'm Catholic again now.

>>75184262
he's a top lad and a true patriot. experienced first hand all the shit wrong with this country. the fact he's right wing and a bit chavvy makes it easy for lefty loonies to disregard him

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HOW is Thailad still awake???

>>75184424
trying too hard to do what? just stating opinions

absolutely sweltering on the bus but I'm too scared to stand up and open the window aha gonna dehydrate

>>75184355

You'll do well, praying for you and manchester tonight x

>not watching Fr. Jon Hamm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiAMzghLcMA

utter state of your pineals

>>75184423

what's the cool thing now?

being above it all and never picking a side in an attempt to appear intellectually superior?

>>75184470
Literally me, gays are scum

>>75184443
Consider this your last warning you dirty gook nonce

>>75184423
atheism is for gay nerds exclusively
convert to Buddhism and start worshiping your ancestors like a real man instead of being a filthy n'wah

>>75184422
Vietnam has Carl's Jr. somewhere.. probably nowhere near you but if it's anything like Thailand that's the best fast food burger you'll find. Or make your own.

>being a catholic
nonce

Is thailad a nonce?

can see this runt on bus sweltering under his leather trenchcoat, he keeps looking at the window but he's too bent to open it ahaha

>>75184502
the cool thing now is /pol/ but radical centrism is taking over and fedoraism is next after that. maybe a sprinkling of ironic marxism

Is there gonna come military action from the Manchester bombing?

>>75184531
his name is thainonce, not thailad

>>75184492
always afraid i'll be too weak to open the window and then i'll look a right mong so i never bother risking it

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>he doesn't adhere to syncretic Tengriism

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lib dem surge

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>atheism is for gay nerds exclusively
>convert to Buddhism and start worshiping your ancestors like a real man instead of being a filthy n'wah

>>75184501
>yank
Shan't

Any pastafarians in?

>>75184542
It's hasn't officially been announced who did it. You can't attack countries because of the actions of one man.

>>75184577
you can though

>>75184577
ISIS claimed responsibility

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>me? a pagan? fie, you utter swine, out of my sight! *dons pope hat*

>priests diddle children less than teachers
>catholics = nonces is an acceptable stereotype that gets throw around all the time

>80% of those priest nonces are homos
>55% of all gays are nonces
>gays = nonces is homophobic and can get you jail time

my almonds... they're activating!

>>75184540
/pol/ will stay the cool and rebellious thing as long as all relevant culture to everyone under 45 is controlled by hard lefties.

>>75184577

Salman Rushdie did it

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>ahh why yes I do indeed intend to cast my vote for the Liberal Democratic party in the upcoming United Kingdom general election

>>75184542
your mum is gonna come from my military action tonight ahah

Remember when runtoids used to go around saying they were "agnostic" in an attempt to appear intellectual

glad that's died down a bit

>>75184595
We don't know if that account actually belongs to a member of Isis. A tweet is no reason to risk innocent lives being lost.

>>75184577
*looks at WWII*
hmm

>>75184577
*looks at WWI*
hmmm

>>75184632
Well.. It's reported in the news, if it's good enough for them, it's good enough for me. It's not like it makes a difference.

hmmmm

>>75183888
A shop is where someone sets up shop to sell their skills like a barbershop or a mechanics shop or a machining shop

A store is where things are stored for you to go purchase like a shoe store where they have a big storage of shoes or a grocery store where they store groceries.

t. Basically a yank

>>75184517
there's lots of Lotteria around I can go to if I really wanted

there's a KFC near my gym and Jollybee near my work so those are the only fast food I've been to so far

>>75184577
*looks at both gulf wars*
hmmmmmm

>>75184603
doubt it because that's been the case for eternity and /pol/ only took over in the last couple of years. as soon as lefties stop with the identity politics /pol/ dies

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>>75184599
>and then he said to me he was pagan
>omg what??!
>yeah i know i know, he said he worships thor and stuff
>like from the avengers??
>yeah like from the avengers! he said it's the only way to be manly!
>he said its because of some "sky-rim" video game or something!

>>75184661
We can't do anything or scapegoat anyone (a religion with 1+ billion followers in particular) without knowing the facts.

>>75184146
was high in bed last night and all I could kept thinking about was hopping a train to lakeside from London just to get taco bell. Would probs cost me more to travel than to eat.

>>75184577
*looks at every war between Monarchies*
hmmmmmmm

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>Why yes, I support Labour/the tories

>>75184577
*looks at WWIII*

business idea: stop selling arms to saudi arabia

>mark zuckerBERG
can't make this shit up

>>75183696
>kids think their exams matter

adorable

tee bee h i really wish i was a britlad
is there anything that makes you wish you were born in france

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>You can't attack countries because of the actions of one man

>>75184745
no

>>75184577
*looks at my parents divorce*

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>75184577
*looks at /brit/'s reaction to leafs*
hmm..

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>>75184723
bad idea because he's just playing interdimensional backgammon you stupid shill

>>75184678
Try coco ichibanya if you see one.. Japs actually make a very good curry.

>>75184745
Living in the south seems okay, wouldn't dare live further up north

Doing a polytheism

>>75184676
your store would be a warhouse.

most ""stores"" don't store anything. they only have a small selection gathered from the real storehouse for customers to peruse . ""Shop"" artisans often have a slection of goods to sell in the same way

>>75184724
>one kike managed to ruin the modern world just by asking
mad like

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We cant be alies anymore.

>>75184745
>is there anything that makes you wish you were born in france
french people are cool and i NEED an artistic french gf
recently though i've been extremely glad im not french

>>75184749
Imagine being this lad and after you've died you meet wave after wave of millions of people who died because of you. Haha bet he felt a right mug

>>75184749
WW1 was a mistake

*shoots the archduke of austria-hungary*

>>75184749
>1 century old event
>implying this is a cause and not a trigger
nice try paki but you still dont understand europe

>>75184745
Maybe France in the 90s as a rich Parisian with an artsy gf

Blairites? Not a fan.

>>75184700
But they won't. They've given lots of power to people who've staked their entire political careers and professional lives on being racist assholes at the one acceptable group polite society still allows them to swing at. Black supremacists aren't going anywhere unless the Left purges them and that's not going to happen anytime soon. Doubly so for Islamists and triply so with feminists. They've been getting even worse with it over the passed year or so.

>>75184706
A suicide bomber blew himself up among innocent people. Literally only Muslims do this.

>>75184600
>55% of gays are nonces

Hm sounds like a well supported statistic

>>75184795
>>75184813
princip was unironically an actual hero tbf
top top lad

>>75184789
>action
does this ever amount to more than being edgy on the internet

>>75184789
LOL

reminds me of when anons pretend to call GCHQ on edgy anons except this time it's real . hope it scared here

>>75184838
'sheed

>>75184838
princip is the reason for everything we have today

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40010376
>YouTuber TheReportOfTheWeek was also said to have been missing after the attack.

>He has since posted a YouTube video saying: "Some people propagated a certain rumour claiming I was a victim of an attack in Manchester at the Ariana Grande concert. I'm just making this video to let you know I am indeed alive well and okay here in the United States, not the UK. This was unfortunately just an effort done by various trolls..."

>>75184789

>perhaps a spell behind bars will help

he says, smirking jewishly

>>75184834
The Irish have bombed us too, the blame isn't unfairly placed on them.

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>get back from the gym
>prepare some tuna and sweetcorn pasta
>pasta on the boil, tuna and sweetcorn already in the bowl
>go upstairs to change out of gym stuff
>come back downstairs
>little fucking shithouse cat is eating my tuna

ACTUALLY GOING TO BREAK THE LITTLE CUNT'S BACK AND WHACK HIM IN THE COMPOST BIN FOR FUCKS SAKE

this "thailad" gimmick is getting a bit old tbf lads

that video where the little girl's flying barbie doll floats off and goes fucking straight into the fireplace still makes me snort and giggle like an idiot every time

>>75184789
why do men always have to do everything

MANCHESTER ON THE MAP

>>75184837
I'm not busting out the numbers again. I bust them out every time this shit comes up and all the nonces (read: benders) start saying "NO NO GAYS AREN'T REALLY GAY WHEN THEY'RE MOLESTING CHILDREN" and other stupid shite like that. If you're curious enough, you can go search the archive.

Bender (nonce)

havent heard from the gf since the manchester bombing lads

>>75184743
uni exams absolutely matter if you're on 2:2 / 2:1 borderline

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>>75184720
I hear that godawful laugh of hers in my nightmares sometimes.

>>75184866
he couldnt have possibly expected the blowback from his actions, I don't blame him

>>75184881
just fuck off with your terrible bait

>>75184789
don't like rorkes but it's fucking ridiculous to call the rozzers on someone over twitter unless someone's actually threatening your life

>>75184904
'nce

>>75184884
>having a cat
Literal woman

>>75184884
just eat the cat man
thats like twice the calories

>Trump said he'll expose who REALLY did 9/11 if he gets into office


mmm still waiting Donald
just how much does the CIA/FBI keep from him

>>75184904
'ce

>>75184884
>having tuna out in the open whilst you own a cat

it's your own fault

>>75184884
>have a cat
>leave tuna out
>act surprised when its gone

Nobody to blame but yourself. Maybe if you fed your pets this wouldn't happen

>>75184884
>have a cat
>leave tuna exposed on the counter top
mong

>>75184881
Good thing you omitted the "suicide" part, otherwise your reply would have been totally pointless!

>>75184789
Darren you dirty grass

>>75184871
He's trending on Youtube because of it.

>>75184789
Darren absolutely merking that cunt

>>75184834
It wasn't a suicide bomb, it was a nail bomb. They've arrested a guy.

Classic fash weapon. It could well have been a Muslim, but it could also have been a fascist like Anders Breivik or Thomas Mair. It could have been an ecohippy like Kazinzki.

I'm just saying we shouldn't rule out anything yet.

>>75184871
REVIEWBRAH ON THE MAP

>>75184884
>leave literal catfood open
>be surprised when your cat eats it
hmm yes, reasonable

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>>75184823
whatever senpai. /pol/ and the left can keep fighting, the underground will meanwhile develop an ideology-free centrist movement opposed to both

>>75184881
>No blacks no dogs no Irish

>>75184903
So 55% of all gays would rape a child given the opportunity?

Recently got hired to work in England and they're arranging for me to live in a council estate.

really surprising since it doesn't pay much but i'm not going to complain about living in a fancy estate

>>75184934
it was blair

bog fart doesn't want to tell the truth

>>75184146
Lakeside?

another day at the call centre tomorrow

>>75184953
>his views skyrocket
>youtube pays out
>he can afford to move out of his car

At least something good will come from this

>>75184961
I've been listening to the news all day, I don't know who you think you're fooling.

>>75184934
when he went to saudi arabua and accepted donations and an arms deal, he really was just there to sneak around and find the 9/11 plans, he'll expose them soon my magapede brother, believe in KEK

>>75184978
I know this is bait, but I still smiled

>>75184978
good post
made me smile

Fun fact: Most people killed in Islamist terror attacks are Muslims.

>>75184881
The IRA call ahead to let the police evacuate civilians you melt

>>75184977
55% of all gays HAVE molested a child. The other 45% would, given the chance.

>>75185014
good

>>75184749
Shia LeBeouf?

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no irish allowed past this line

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last warning

>>75185014
Not attacks in Britain, and those are the only ones I care about

>>75184904
was she at the concert
>>75184961
>It could have been an ecohippy like Kazinzki
kaczynski never did anything like that and it wouldn't make any sense for an ecologist to carry out an attack on random children. Also nail bombs were used in the brussels bombing, trying to guess the ideology of the attacker by the weapon is stupid. ISIS claimed responsibility

>>75184978
yank makes a good post wtf????!

>>75185014
such is the nature of bombing a northern city

>>75184995
As have I, ISIS claimed it but they're full of shit and claim everything.

>>75185032
i got a Mc last name

>>75185032
Alri

>>75185017
Did put someone tweet abou last night attacks before they occurred? The Irish and extremists are one and the same.

>>75185023
Hm yes. Are these figures published somewhere?

>>75185014
Fun fact: most of the people killed directly by hitler were hitler

>>75185049
pmsl

>>75185053
Then you know full well it was a suicide bombing.

>>75185068
What?

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>>75185083
>>75185049
>>75185040
>>75185028

>>75185043
i dont think so

>>75185043
>trying to guess the ideology of the attacker by the weapon is stupid. ISIS claimed responsibility
We haven't really got much else to go on.

>>75185120
all me

>>75185120
HUEHUEHUE I TROLL U

>>75185083
Likely not as he was a soldier in WW1

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>>having tuna out in the open whilst you own a cat

>it's your own fault

>>have a cat
>>leave tuna out
>>act surprised when its gone

>Nobody to blame but yourself. Maybe if you fed your pets this wouldn't happen


>>have a cat
>>leave tuna exposed on the counter top
>mong
>>leave literal catfood open
>>be surprised when your cat eats it
>hmm yes, reasonable

>>75185053
>ISIS claimed it but they're full of shit and claim everything.
no problem if we destroy isis then

bet al-qaeda feel like right mugs, spun into complete irrelevance after committing the most iconic terror attack of the modern era

>>75185140
shut up, runt

>>75184969
And it will look exactly like your picture. Strong movements have strong ideals and there's no perfect centrist position you can take that won't alienate a bunch of other people. At some point you're just going to have to pick a side from those already present because the alternative means getting devoured by them. It's not pretty or even preferable, but it's reality.

>>75185147
Unreal post

>>75185129
apart from isis claiming responsibility?
They also don't just claim responsibility for random attacks because it gets a lot of egg on their face when some other organisation also claims the attack

>>75185071
Yes, they are. I've already told you that I won't be spoonfeeding your nonce self, so if you want to see the numbers, either look through the archive or google it yourself. Now fuck off back to /cum/.

>>75184938
>>75184939
>>75184943
>>75184967
ah yes, victim blaming
fuck off

>>75185155
it's still saudi arabia who are behind most of these attacks

>>75185147
quote amused by the idea posited by the juxtaposition of this image and text

Rita Katz [mossad], Tommy Robinson [mossad], British MI5 and the KKK assure us that the 'ISIS' confession video is 100% genuine.

nothing wrong with yanks

>>75185147
whhaat the fuck do you want cat???

>>75185155
AQ's media department just can't compete with ISIS' production team, who are all western educated and really quite good at video editing

>>75183904
Lefties are the strongest opponents of Wahhabism idiot

>>75185147
you took this long and didn't find a cat with a 'dora
'ck off

>>75185184
You're not a victim, this was self-inflicted

>>75185147
wheezing

>>75185191
how could you possibly know that

>>75185206

it's a little flashy for my taste 2bh

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>>75185212
got a cat with a jewish fedora

>>75185222
everyone knows that

>>75184004
I'm shy but I can give presentations easily

>>75185309
so you're not shy

>>75185241
That's a menorah you stupid goy

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*giggles*

>>75185329
post fucking machines

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>>75185175
>And it will look exactly like your picture
that's a good thing

>Strong movements have strong ideals and there's no perfect centrist position you can take that won't alienate a bunch of other people.
you're going to be very surprised if you think all movements and their participants are sincere in their beliefs. many just want to be different to their peers. soon, fedoraism will rise again and offer special snowflakes a new form of mass individualism

>>75185155
AQ have massive ammounts of territory in syria, yemen, iraq, libya, egypt. They don't care too much about attacks on the west right now cos they're consolidating power

>>75185206
you might be right, all AQ ever seemed to release were grainy handycam videos of bin laden going on about commiting jihad

i mean if you have to blow people up and then brag about it at least have video proof of it

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>>75184789
>pussies like Darren exist

>>75185328

for you

>>75185346
Also AQ is receiving direct support from USA and Israel as proxy forces in Syria

>>75185341
doubt rorkes will care, antisemitic zionism is a thing

>>75185341
Nothing wrong with Israelis, it's the Jews living in the West that are the problem

>>75185382
t. shlomo

visiting london and got called an utter mong at gregs

>>75185396
nua

Reminder that Moldova should have won Eurovision

>>75185382
you're thinking of left wing jews in the west
iirc over 50% of jews in britain voted in favour of brexit

>>75185382
'lomo

>>75185394
Nah
>>75185431
Brexit hasn't happened yet, can't say if it's good or bad
>>75185453
Nah