Culture Pals /cp/ gen19

I am not a serial killer.

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Somebody validate me that this isn't a mean thing to say to a suicidal person who wants to be friends with you again.

>tfw no Russian gf

>>75170444
How could you not be validated by those trips?
It wasn't really a mean thing to be said, if you meant it then it's just the truth. Hopefully they work on themselves instead of using it as a reason to feel bad for them self .

>>75170585
4 means death in Chinese.
Thanks, anon. Just trying to reassure myself because some things sound worse to others than yourself.

>>75170621
Who cares what a bunch of street shitters think.

>>75170621
Worst case she kills herself

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>be me
>a year ago
>come across this weird general called /cp/
>let's see what this is all about
>not really interested by the qt game
>it's fun to hear about you anons' qt stories though
>create an account to brush up on my English
>make a nice profile with a lot of details and pics of my comfy hometown
>look like the average Frenchman
>soon messages from qts start flocking
>holy_fuck_that_was_unexpected.jpeg
>begin talking with that top conservative qt from Ireland
>says she likes my world view
>send each other entire walls of text on a daily basis
>after a month of talking, she suggests why not visit her
>oh_fug_what_do_i_do.gif
>end up booking my plane ticket
>fast forward three months later i fly to Ireland
>qt is just like I imagined
>give good impression
>her parents really like me
>spend a lovely week in her town
>time_is_flying_by.mp4
>soon I'm back in France
>qt and I really miss each other
>tell her this really neat medieval festival will take place in my hometown
>her parents are worried about criminality in France
>phew_my_hometown_is_99%white.png
>they accept to let her come
>one month later she's here for a week
>do my best to show qt the finest places
>one night, cuddling again
>qt is shy and unexperienced
>after much comfy time
>first_kiss.jpg
...

Tell me if you'd like to hear more, lads, maybe there's a bad ending, maybe there's a good one, who knows :^)

>>75170470
Nooooo poor Russianon, pls tell me what's wrong

>>75170969
give me more

>>75170969
I forgot one line, on the first time I came to visit my qt, we didn't kiss or anything, only spent a few hours cuddling during my last night there. It's my first time green texting tbqh

>>75171129
>not plowing her throughout the week

it is what she wanted most likely

>5/6 of my last viewed are all fuckboys

shoo shoo homos

>>75170444
You did the right thing
I bet she's an uninteresting fake person and it was her fault that you stopped talking

/cp/, what's it like to have qts?

This site is a complete waste of time for those who can't allow themselves plane trips wherever they want whenever they want. What's the point of talking to some woman you probably won't ever see in your lifetime?
I know people met their interqts and all, but I am a Russian poortard and a trip abroad is a luxury for me.

>>75171761
>>75170470
is it worth to trip to russia?

>>75171806
If you want to experience a culture shock then yes

>>75171825
why shock? i just wanna go to st.petersburg my russian female friend told her city is not that poor and dangerous slum

>>75171875
come to America and be my gf instead

>>75171896
sorry i'm a girl(male)

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>>75170969
>>75171095
>cuddling again, she is the little spoon
>qt is not too confident about her body
>too shy to let me play around with my hands underneath her shirt
>she pretends to resist a bit
>eventually gives in to the comfiness
>boobies.jpg
>spend the rest of the night innocently snuggling up against each other
>fast forward to the next night
>qt became addicted to kissing
>really gets into it
>widely kissing and holding onto each other
>still qt not yet ready to let me reach in her panties
>but we're both super horny at this point
>decide to get on top of her
>"I-I guess it's fine if we're clothed, r-right?"
>begin dry humping her
>spend a wonderful time, qt likes it
>says she'll let me play with what's inside her panties on her last night here
>omg_omg_omg_this_is_awesome.jpeg
>the next one or two nights consist of comfy vanilla kissing and cuddling
>the last day finally comes
>qt is worried about something
>ask her what it's all about
...

Should I continue ? :^) I only got one feedback from burgerbro on the first part, kind of makes me sad tbqh

>>75171161
Even if we wanted to that would've been impossible, her bedroom was right next to her parents' and the walls really thin. And in any case she was way too prude and inexperienced for anything, which is good !

>>75172082
keep goin

>>75172082
>And in any case she was way too prude and inexperienced for anything, which is good !

>not corrupting her within a week so she calls you daddy and wants your cum all over her
are you even trying?

>>75172146
Seconded

>>75170444
It wasn't mean but the way you phrased it was pretty autistic

>>75172082
because your beta story sucks
even if she didnt want penetration until her last night you could still lick her pussy and asshole on the nights before and make her suck your dick

>>75172082
Next time you greentext, type everything in advance and just post it

>be me
>5'10
>get bullied for my height
Not fair desu

>>75169282
Shit, don't tell me that man. Well she seems to think that she's not pregnant and won't go to the doctor now since she hates going to the gynecologist.

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>>75172146
>>75172416
>tells me she thinks her period is coming a few days earlier than expected
>bloody_bleedy_waterfalls.avi
>qt and I are mad at mother nature
>oh well we had a fun week
>last night, going to bed
>at least nature cannot deny us cuddling and kissing
>after some comfy time, qt becomes agitated
>"a-anon, I'd still like to give you a present"
>qt reaches inside my pants
>begins feeling around with he hand, not really knowing what she's doing
>"t-that's all i can give you for now"
>mfw prude qt begins to please me
>she has no idea how to do it at first so i suggest and whisper her lewd things
>quickly she becomes increasingly good
>begin to kiss qt while she's moving her hand
>she keeps going faster
>i_can_feel_it.webm
Soon followed by:
>goo_everywhere.jpg
>qt seems very satisfied
>still we're a bit sad i couldn't do the same to her
>spend the rest of the night talking about the future and cuddling
>turns out we won't be able to see each other for the next six months
>the next day, she's leaving at the airport
>will_we_survive_LDR?.mpeg
...

Would you like to know if we made it, or if all interqts stories are bound to fail ? :^)

75172289
I heartily kek'd at your post hahaha

I should have mentioned again that she lives in a very conservative household and I wasn't sleeping in the same room as her as a guest. It was risky but at least I got her to sneak on the last night. But even then, we had zero intent of doing lewd things, she's got a lot of self respect, otherwise she wouldn't be my qt :^)

>>75172507
t. Cr*atian turbo chad living on the Adriatic coast who thinks girls are all sluts because he shags them 24/7

>>75172607
My bad, I'll do that next time, especially since it takes forever to write!

God, these posts are so long and boring. Just jerk off to your fantasies.

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>>75173523
REEEEE fine then, if you don't want to hear about your fellow anons, no more stories, but don't complain or ask for advice when you cry about qts not wanting to be anywhere near you.

>>75173633
keep writing frog.

>>75173633
>implying any of these internet qts matter

>>75173065
Try being 5"8

>>75173831
>he's not getting married with his interpals qt this summer
fucking pleb

>>75170298
wtf
how did you find my Inter pals

>>75173799
If more people want it I'll do so, but right now the burgertard made me want not to continue.

>>75173995
>have 5'3 boyfriend
>doesn't want to marry me, keeps taking me for granted, zero libido, currently forced to ldr, smokes and into drugs
maybe I should become the interpal qt
[/vent]

>tfw no chinese gf

>>75174216
ignore him, he's just a fat lonely neckbeard.

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>tfw no bf who would dominate me in bed

>>75170969
>look like the average Frenchman
maybe give an example of this because there's no way this happened if you just look average

>>75174652
probably he means having a long, oval horseface with a big, crooked nose and a large, fat lower lip

>tfw you haven't replied to your qts in weeks and they're starting to ask you if they did anything wrong

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>>75174652
Pros:
>dress really well
>eloquent
>aesthetic jaw and neck
>deep voice
>speak three languages

Cons:
>brown eyes, but some qts like that
>5'9"

I'd say I am 6/10 in France, and a solid 7/10 when I go abroad. Plus I can fake my French accent, which most qts love.

Pic related, I look a bit like this man minus the beard, and my qt like the woman too.

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Who is this fluid druid?

>>75175654
The Turkish anon said she's a German coalburner apparently.

>>75175654
german coalburner

good morning /cp/

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>>75175654
She thicc

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>tfw she doesn't see my messages

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>>75178072
>those sausage fingers

>>75178072
what's her username?

you a nog?

She's offline for 2 days now and didn't say a word.

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>>75178545
>she's been online everyday and didn't say a word

>>75178965

>when she messages you 2 months later and tells you she met an "amazing guy :)"

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>>75178965
>>75179080
>>75178267
It sucks to be ugly and boring.

Fuck my life

>>75179191
Message American girls, they are guaranteed to be more boring than you :^)

>>75179191
>implying I don't have other qts who are lewder

>>75179080
that's how I'm losing my Russian one desu

>>75179569
Why are they so boring senpai? Only Ukrainians and Germans are worse

>>75179665

Most American girls are so absorbed into Instragram, Twitter, Facebook, Snapchat and getting "white girl wasted" that you'd have a hell of a time finding common ground with them

>>75179858

Social media was a mistake

>>75174631
I will dominate you.
I'll tie you up in the bed, grab a knife, do little cuts in your stomach, suck your blood, spit the blood into your mouth and fuck you in the ass until you pass out.

>>75180374

Why do you hate sea mexicans so much

>>75179569
Its hard to be amused with regular girls, you ask them how they are, they answer and don't ask back.

I'm starting to belive I'm not the boring one, I'm just ugly and uninteresting

>>75180431
I don't hate them.
She or he just said that wanted to have a dominant bf and I said how much dominant I would be.

>>75180653
I messaged with 25 girls until I found the one that is like me and asks me stuff. And I'm not even good-looking.
I even asked her if I was being boring.

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>>75170298
*views your profile back*

Someone post cat girls profile?

>>75181521

She doesn't have one

>>75181531
Then why does she post here?

>>75181531
Yeah she does.

>>75181554

Really?

>>75181637
No she doesn't.

Which one of you is this..

https://www.interpals.net/chadthealpha

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made her cream yesterday

>>75181824
he viewed me too

>>75181866

You posted her phone number..

>>75181966
She's already mine, just kidding.

>>75181966
He didnt even add her wtf. Why do such girls choose to associate with assholes

I'm tying an experiment. I just changed my location to the major city nearby. Curious to see if it gets me more views

>start talking to russian qt on whatsapp
>decide to send her a video panorama of my room
>she's impressed
>she starts suddenly talking about suicide and how she thinks about killing herself
>decide to check out her twitter and instagram on her profile
>she has 10k followers on twitter and is tweeting in russian about my room and includes screenshots from the video
i should fuck off, right? i'm just so lonely and very few of the russian qts flirt with me

>>75182810
AHAHAHAHAHA

Let me see those screenshots.

>>75182810
Nah, m8.

Just tell us her twitter handle :^)

>>75182810
does ">tfw no russian gf" guy wanna give me a hand with some of these translations?
>Heyдoбнo oбщaтьcя c aмepикaнцeм кoгдa ты пpocнyлcя yтpoм a oн тип тaкoй - я бyдy щa cпaть лoжитьcя

>пиздeц я зaвepeщaл кoгдa мнe aмepикaнeц cкинyл видeo cвoeй кoмнaты EБATЬ OHA БOЛЬШAЯ И ПPOCTO EBPO PEMOHT И БЛЯ ГИTAPA И БЛЯ ПЛAЧУ HAХУЙ

she made like 4 tweets but these 2 are the ones google translate needs help with

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New found respect for my friend

>no qt to talk to all night and be nice to me and loving.

>>75182956
>>75182810
>>75182882
>>75182887
fuck
i'm going through her twitter now and she tweets a shit ton
she has a lot of artsy photos and some dumb kpop shit, but she also has some kinky photos of girls in bondage
only qts i've talked with about sex were super vanilla, this is pretty alluring desu

>>75183159
Keep dumping info please.


Is this her: https://twitter.com/Polinakimag1 ??

>>75183396
Just noticed the followers.

So, that's not her.


Anyone else looking for her? Any tips?

>>75183396
>>75183630
dude chillax
that's some next level creepy autism

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>>75183691
>he doesn't dox random sluts for fun

>>75183788
Why would he dox her?
So that she kills herself even faster?

>>75183825
>he doesn't get off on Russian QT's killing themselves for them

t. blue whale meme

>>75183159
is she good looking?

>>75183897
I already have mine feeling bad as shit.
She told me that last night she wanted to do something but didn't want to say.
She was probably take pills with alcohol.

>>75183941
decently
like a 6/10 i'd say
you can tell she doesn't really wear makeup though

>>75184006
Get her to cut herself and post pics

It's kinda of my number one fetish :/

>>75184064
I like her too much for her to do that desu

>>75184107
Just tell her to cut your name on her thigh or some shit then.

Come on lad, my QT's aren't that metally ill!

Got any tips on getting those fucked up bitches, btw?

>>75184064
>finnish qt snaps me a pic of her tittos with some lewd caption
>reply along the lines
>sends a black snap saying she feels like slitting her wrists again

You don't know what you're saying, Portuguese friend

>>75180774
I think I'll keep trying.

Most of those girls are at least as, if not more, broken than I am,

>>75184235
Pass her on my friend! Don't hog the sluts all for yourself!

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>>75184171
They're all over IP, there used to be one Japanese girl who I was talking with that I found her blog, and there was pics of cuts in her wrist.
Sometimes the ones who don't have pics are the crazy ones.
Pic related.

>>75184353
N-no, she's fragile and extremely suicidal :(
But to be honest, just hit on Finnish and Russian girls, high chance of depression and self harm if they're around 18

>>75184350
script and you will get loads of thai qts talking to you

>>75184514
>But to be honest, just hit on Finnish and Russian girls, high chance of depression and self harm if they're around 18


Ty, I'll give it a shot ... or should I say, a cut? ;)

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>>75184171
>Got any tips on getting those fucked up bitches, btw?

Just play along. Most of them are not genuinely mental and just lack some empathy etc.

>>75184514
They don't even care about themselves, why would you?

>>75184537
I didn't understand the whole script thing, I'll read and try l8r

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>tfw you have 5 qts that you talk to daily and they all require your attention or they get mad

This is like a full time job.

>>75184781
>download tamper monkey extention
>click add new script
>delete what is already there and paste the qtcrawler script then save it
>search for what kind of girls you want to meet on interpals in the online tab
>click view all
then you wait and you will get a message in like 2 minutes

How do I find boipuccy on interpals?

No cute American cat loving girlfriend

>>75184951
I'll try

>>75185038
Search for "gay" or bottom"

Here's some Thai homo that wants my cock.

/VikoViko

>>75185158
You mean your chode

>>75184951
Thank you, you made it a lot easier!

This website needs to be shut down

>first day of talking on whatsapp with qt
>like 2nd or 3rd day of talking with her in general
>she's already calling me "my Anon"
Oh dear

>>75185696
Why?

>>75185383
my dingler dangler

>>75185696

No!

I have developed some nice friendships on here. Just started talking to a Korean-American who seems pretty cool and also just became friends with an Italian girl. It's fun making friends all over the world

>>75185840
Your ding-dong as our Portuguese friend would say

>>75185761
What country?

>>75185920
Rossiya

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>>75185878
Cmom lad.

>>75185158
All I wanna is a qt and not degenerated fag to be lovely with

What should I use as profile info?

>>75186672
just bee urself

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>>75186672
Nothing, just b cute.

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She's just j-joking, right guys?

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>>75186848
kek, post full conv

>>75186848
She's rude desu

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>>75186924
He probably said "dick" instead of "ding-dong", that's his bad :S

>>75186848
We don't want to post with you again. Please understand that.

>>75186807
>>75186728
I'm not cool or A E S T H E T I Cally pleasing.

But I'll try something

>>75186848
tell her you dont want her to live anymore. and that she needs to understand

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>>75187140
>>75187008
^ this tbqh


I don't want you in my peaceful ancap society. Please understand that :^)

>>75186964
Ding-a-ling is my go to word.

>>75187818
Well, how has it worked out for you?

Probably not well!

This portuguese autist discovered the secret word to get any girl wet! And it's "ding-dong", not "ding-a-ling"!

>>75188526
>>75187818
I prefer the term dingledong desu.

>>75188526
how not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBof-ULl80o

>>75187008
>>75187140
>>75186885
>>75186924
Kekekekekkeke

What if I told you.... she lurks here sometimes?

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>>75188960
So, are you gonna tell us what you did or nah?

I mean, how the fuck do you scare away a girl autistic enough to lurk here?

>>75189102
Seeing how he is British he was probably talking about how he wanted to watch her be penetrated by a paki while he played chess with himself

>My muslim turkish qt brought up the attacks and I just had to drop a redpill...

I hope this doesn't ruin everything

https://www.interpals.net/rahmaakaichi50

>tunisians

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>>75189150
>t.56%

How does it feel getting shot at by some commie dindus with rifles designed to fight the USSR?

I'm talking to a Bulgarian qt right now and we hit it off immediately, sending long texts to each other and really connecting. How do I move on to the next level, level lewd?

>>75189463
>never conquered
What about Al-andalus?

>>75189463
You're thinking of the Visigoth Kingdom there, símio de merda ;)

>>75189246
Post convo

>>75189463
New to the thread? You wouldn't be defending the Brits in this general if you've seen their most notorious poster in action.

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>>75189855

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>>75189898
Our alliance actually mean something, nigger.

>>75189102>>75189102

It all started about a year ago.
I am generally introverted. I am not socially inept or anything, and even very effective when I need to be, but I mostly enjoy being alone (except for when I hunt for pucci). Given that the human being is a social animal, approximately every 6 months I go into this mood of desperation, because even the biggest introvert needs SOME social contact. At that point, I don't just want social contact, I want to get with a girl on a deep intimate level ASAP. This, in turn, makes me do stupid shit and turn a bit beta.

Some time after I met her, I went into that desperation mode, and she was the first person in my field of vision.
She seemed quite innocent and naive, but that's where I was wrong, so she made me slip up and look like a faggot. She played me good, lads.
After that, she lost all respect for me, I assume, and wanted to end all contact. I wrote to her once on whatsapp once, she seemed friendly. The next day, she told me to fuck off out of the blue. I found that humorous, so now I'm pestering her.


Moral of the story: don't let your guard down, ever. The girls that are most skilled at mindgames will seem the most innocent.

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>>75189953
The Netherlands was a mistake.

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>>75190034
>Moral of the story: don't be beta

There, fixed that for you ;)

>>75189502
start complimenting her a little. Are you still on interpals? if not you can start sending pictures and that's a great opportunity for things to get a little more heated.

>>75190129
No we're talking on WhatsApp now. I got her to send a picture of herself yesterday, although it was just a normal picture with a smile

>>75190254
you only need normal pictures, that way you can tell them they have a good smile, they're beautiful, etc.. then the focus is on their physical appearance, and if you fuck that up, you're a lost cause man

>tfw you only go on interpals anymore to inflate your ego by being complimented by girls

>>75189953
You handled it good
>>75190051
Autist

>>75189463
Cala-te macaco

>>75174303
just checking - Carolina? no?

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>>75191089
>Símios agora estão a invadir a Europa por todos os lados

Pqp

>>75189898
That kid with the cuckold fetish is probably a paki tbqh

>>75191162
Você é um grande autista

>>75190114
Even in my desperation state, when I am the most beta, I manage to come off as pretty assertive.
But I dun goofed by lowering my guard.
>>75190467
>anymore
>not going on interpals for this sole purpose since the very beginning

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>qt says she is going to sleep
>3 hours later she is still online
>tfw

>>75191901
what time is it in her country

>>75191901
Maybe she's on mobile. Interpals is pretty weird. Don't stress it

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>>75191901
Thats bad m8.
But you're still better than me.
I don't have any information about her since 2pm

>>75191945
2 am
>>75192121
yeah, maybe she just let her computer on.

>>75191098
yo wanna be a cutie and translate this for me? google translate is shit
лoл
кoгдa тeбe пpeдлaгaют oтпpaвить мeмacики нa инглишe

eщe б их пoнять бля....

and then

AAAAAAAAA
ПOЧEMУ B БECEДУ КИДAЮT TAКИE БAЯHЫ
MOИ ГЛAЗA

anyone want to talk on this site?

>>75192665
Are you retarded, lad?

>>75192716
It's a girl, lad.

>>75192716
Oh shit
>>75192665
Hi, how are you? Wanna talk?

pls responce

>>75192665
Isn't that literally the point of the site?

>>75192716
I mean to each other not random people.

>>75193103
What are you, gay?

>>75193170
No.

>>75193203
Oh shit! It might actually be a fucking female.

>>75193267
Either way im not going to talk to any of you because your mean -_-

>>75193322
you're. :D

All I want in life is a qt European bf. Is that so much to ask for?

>>75193322
what does the back of your ear smell like?

>tfw all my qts are asleep

>>75193543
Yes, instead you can have ME

>>75193543
All I want is a qt American cat loving girl friend.

>girl messages me
>she's attractive but her profile is boring
>she says "NO FLIRTING" in big bold letters
>tell her that I find her attractive, and that she should not talk to me because I will flirt with her in hopes of just not having to talk with someone else
>she wont stop bothering me now

why

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>>75193543
You ain't gonna get that looking like THIS

>>75193673
Hello
>>75194080
das not me

>>75194276
Go to sleep, Cait

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I wanted to tell her that looking at sandniggers everyday is not very pleasant, but I forgot she was from Turkey.

A nice kek was had

>>75175654
She can burn my coal
name?

>>75194441
She'd probably be more offended if you suggested she was Arab

>>75194494
True. Some turkroaches are pretty nice.

Turkey is underrated qt farming territory, they speak pretty good english with a better sense of humour than slavs

>>75194703
They're pretty crazy though

>>75194703
turks are disgusting and need to be genocieded to be honest

>>75194703
I recall there being a Serb or a Croat who made a joke account hating on Turks and he got a bunch of messages from Arab girls supporting him and advocating Turk genocide

>>75194853
>check flag
A-are you mini-Serbia?

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>>75194930
>Arab girls supporting him and advocating Turk genocide
kek

>>75194080
Can you please crop that picture so it's upright?

I am going to message your qt's and make them message me immediately while they look at your message and take an hour to reply

>>75195806
What qt's?

There is something wrong?

>About
Not sure if dog or cat person, it changes with my mood.

From Brazil with love! ;)

I don't know what to say, ask me something!

>Hobbies & Interests
Music, history, ASMR, geography, linguistics, coffee, animals, etc...

>Favorite Music
I don't have one, but I listen to music 16 hours a day.

Doom metal, japanese jazz, vaporwave, anything.

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>>75192419
well, i'm a guy, 50% by that site from one of previous threads... so "debatable qt"
but here you are:

>lol
>when you're proposed to send some memes in english

>if only i could understand (them), fuck...

>(and then)

>AAAAAAAAA
>WHY THEY'RE SENDING SUCH OLD-MEMES (d'you have a slang word for this? we have "bayan", junkies also use it to call a syringe) IN CONVERSATION (you have a conference?)
>MY EYES

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>>75195934

>Doom metal, japanese jazz

fuck, i wish it was a gull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBaxRYGtrkI

>>75196085
I'm not even close to be, but we can be friends, can't we?

Used to have way more success when I used this site a year ago...what's gone wrong?

>>75194080
she looks cute, do you think she would go for a guy like me?

>>75196628
brexit happened.
not that its wrong though

>>75194703
I agree. Turkgirls are pretty nice.
Miles ahead of Japs and Koreans, imo

>>75196628
Chad heard of interpals and is stealing your qts

>>75196645
Only if you know how to make sopa de macaco ;)

>>7519671

Got a lot of conversations, 16 unread messages atm, but no qts that I actually want to meet, or who send me little voice messages and pics like last time.

>All these women but I feel so empty

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>>75196346
if you'd like those two - may be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhwY57j8xUc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ1x0Y3BSI0

>>75195931
your future qt

>>75195934
>but I listen to music 16 hours a day.

I take it the other 8 hours is just sleep, what are you doing with your life?

did anyone dox the British cuck poster?

>>75197764
Nah, he just blends too well into the crowd :^)

>tfw qt only replies with short one sentence messages
though i'm not sure if she dosen't want to talk with me or if her english is bad.

>>75192130
I'm worried with her desu.
Hope that tomorrow she responds.

>>75198574
Also consider the possibility that most girls are boring basic bitches.

Have you ever seen a beta faggot hit on a girl? Yeah? Well, they're not even on that level.
They get hit on for most of their life, so they don't learn to converse properly, and they may even feel entitled.

I had quite a few ugly girls fangirl over me. Because I am so above their level, they actually went out of their way to try to hit on me, and it was SO bad. After I reply a few times, they basically don't know what to say if I don't build the conversation for them. So they stop.

Worse than male betas.

>tfw the educated negress qt has a shit taste in movies and possibly a feminist

What shoud I do senpaitachi?

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>>75184064
>>75184171
>>75184416
>>75184514
speaking of qts into self-harm and being lewd... pic related


>>75194853
Based Filip ?

Might be falling in love with qt HELP

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>>75199123
Drop her Pedro, you know you'll disappoint her with your dick.

>>75199075
no filip here man, sorry
i just hate turks

>>75199075
G-got any more of those self-harming QTS?

>>75194817
glad for you mate, you relieved or what?

>>75194817

mhm this
>>75199349

Grats senpai

>>75199293
Well I know a girl who tries to kill herself by chugging hydrochloric acid
Does that count ?

>>75199207
it is an understandable feeling

>>75199410
>Well I know a girl who tries to kill herself by chugging hydrochloric acid

Stop, my erections have limits, k?

>>75199207
how you been? don't know if can tell who I am

>>75199166
B-but this feels real

>>75199596
That's because she hasn't seen your ding-dong yet, Pedro!

>>75199641
you wanna see it first?

>>75199349
Lmao yes, I was very relieved when she told she finally had it.

>>75199788
If you ever find it under the folds, feel free to post it here!

>>75199797
so no sex for the next 3 months? just until the trauma washes away :>

>>75199529
probably not. why?

>>75199972
Nope lol, she already wants to have sex as soon as she's done with her period and told me she has "plans" for the weekend

>>75200148
Rather that she has plans for what she wants to do with me this weekend.

>>75198892
date me instead

/BeauEmpereur

How does this guy get away with being so based???

It's not me btw. No, really

I remember Ludwig once told that those runes-tattoo he has... well, if i'm not mistaken, those runes have roots in swahili
is this for real? O_o

>>75200205
sounds nice, tfw no gf

>>75200548
Why don't you get one then?

>>75200400
Looks like that old Saudi dude wants his boipucci.

>>75200638
don't know honestly, sometimes I don't really want to have a relationship other times I do, mostly when I havent fapped in a week or so.

>want gf
>fap
>dont want gf

>>75200249
Are you cute?

>>75200830
I'm a tranny but I look like a cute boy and I have great taste in movies!

>>75185859
>Korean-American
weapon?

>>75200903
Sure senpai, hook me up.

>>75200781
I get it, I was the same way for quite a long time before I got my gf.

>>75200978
/shieldgang
I shaved my beard obviously

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Is she redpilled?

>>75201003
>tfw reverse image search doesn't turn up anything

Fuck :(

>>75201002
>I shaved my beard obviously
KEK

Stop complaining about tfw. Go to a fucking bar in your own to watch a game/take the pub quiz/get food whatever you want and join a group of people that look alright, it's that easy you cunts.

>>75201042
What? Girls don't have beards, anon

>>75201057
>american bar girls
nty

>>75201002
>/shieldgang
I feel lied to.

>>75201091
;_;

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>>75201079
Yeah, but not because they shaved it.

give me discord invite right now

>>75201144
I did specifically state I am a tranny

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>Spanish qt

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>tfw no french gf

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>>75201331
Yeah, and I specifically stated that the Netherlands was a mistake, thanks for helping me prove my point :^)

>>75201398
There is literally nothing wrong with being trans

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>>75201418
Please, expand on your point :^)

>>75201437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXh1JkzEqY0

>>75201503
>Are women really the best choice

Nope, nope, nope.

Fuck off with your ((MGTOW)) bs.

>>75201357
Based.
Ask if she has a sister, because I want one like that

>>75201377
You don't want one, trust me I'm a fellow foreigner

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>>75201627
w-whats so bad about them?

>>75201357
You're a lucky bloke, she's a keeper

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>https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=638259912170106880&uid=638258103682691072&aid=638258719754645504

Fuck furries

>>75201695
That's a tail buttplug if I've ever seen one ;)

>>75201640
Most french girls are into the one night stand meme. You'll be lucky to go on a second or third date after having fucked for the first time. That said, it is super easy to pull off for a night of careless sex but a lot more difficult if you are looking to get serious, everyone here is a tattoed liberal cunt. Honestly take that with a grain of salt because I live in a hipster area but then again, almost everyone in french cities is one of those. Best of luck in your search though

>>75201042
why would you expect to find an interpals pic on image search?

>>75201398
>UK
>8.2

Jesus fucking Christ just send them back now

>>75201815
sounds fairly similar to Norway desu, which isnt a good thing. But i have a feeling what you described is starting to get more and more accurate anywhere in the west these days

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>>75201437

Ain't you sweet... Soft like a girl... I'd rather fuck your asshole than your sister's pussy, I think... I'd never hurt a hair on your pretty little head... Your noodle ain't limp at all, lover boy... I think you sweet on old Billy the Kid

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>>75201850
A man can dream.


>>75201904
Let's do it together, best ally ;)


>>75201959
>when it's 5AM and you're on your second bottle

>>75201815

The French girl I'm going to be meeting in 28 days is a liberal, but we aren't going to have sex

>>75202003
Why not buddy?

>>75201981

i'm closer to your sweet innocent mouth than you think, lil' boy

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>>75202105

>>75202098

I don't really want to Tbh. I'd rather just hang out.

>>75202105
>>>/lgbt/

>>75202140
how qt is she tho?

>>75202133
don't be afraid, little white proud ancap boy

>>75201981
Save yourself, this country is gonna burn to the fucking ground before people start seeing sense

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>>75202191
pic related

>>75202200
B-but what about muh Brexit and shieeet?

>>75202266
but why, sweet little boy?

>>75202185

Shes not bad looking. She's probably a 6.5-7/10

>tfw get German girl to fall for me by reading this post

That was so easy

>>75202266
>Brexit
>People unironically wanting to replace nice European workers with third worlders

If we would have stayed in the EU and the Tories kept their promise to get immigration under 100,000 it would have had to come exclusively from non EU migration but people were too stupid to realise.

>>75202447
>If

>>75202481
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU

>when you forget to hit filter and instantly go to view all

I-i'm n-not g-gay I-i s-swear

>>75202680
Don't stutter mate, that rapey drunk Russian likes that

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>>75202700
That's not me, I don't script, mein nigger.

>>75173465
you got a good qt, anon