/cum/ - cum general

>>75159564
First for Mexico

Tfw only 4 inches hard
Kill me now

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The Canadian Prairie's are the most powerful region on the world.

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/halifax/

I like a cute girll at the gym, nice boobs, no ass.

how do i approach her

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>>>/vp/32584155

I love these frogs with coffee.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13023099
http://www.strawpoll.me/13023099

>>75159658
don't recall giving you permission to save that

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>>75159564
>He doesn't main Quico

>>75159693
i just saved it

>>75159609
Really???

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oops

>>75159637
Tell her you're American and can get her a greencard

>>75159726
heh did the same here

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>>75159795

>>75159637
"ayy bby you like fitness? how about fitness dick in yo mouth"

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Ariana Grande confirmed dead in Manchester explosion. Press F to pay respects.

>>75159828
F

>>75159729
Yes

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Cum means make a semen
So this thread about fapping? right?

>>75159828

Good riddance.

>>75159858
no its about fellatio

>>75159637
>no ass
you don't

>>75159855
Forget about pleasing women

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>>75159828
holy shit

>>75159923
R-really? I fucking hate everything

Hey there everybody!

>>75160003
fuck off fag

>>75160008
Isnt it the opposite?

>>75159828
if the mudslimes actually killed a pop star like her, people may take them seriously

>>75160008
BC is nice, dont pretend like the prairies are western

and that's nunavut or some shit

>be inbred human in bongland
>hear a loud bang
>immediately think ahmed detonated new bomb
>yell bomb
>cause mass panic
>die in stampede

>>75160008
Eastern Canada and Western Canada are both comfy in their own ways.

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post wpm

>prairies
>not western

that would literally make only BC western you fucking dingus

my grandmother is visiting and she is talking with my mother about how great it will be when my mother has a granddaughter

>>75160018
um, bit rude?

>>75160103
80

>>75160008
Much rather live in eastern Canada desu

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>>75160103
120 on a full sized mechanical

this is a laptop

>>75160157
what are your thoughts

yo edmonton get me a job where u work bb

>>75160123
precisely. AB, MN and SK are central

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>>75160157
My grandmother told me that she'd love me even if I was gay. She thinks I'm a homosexuals because I've never had a girlfriend.

>>75160229
Atleast she still loves you

>>75160229
tell her she's a runt

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>>75160103
master race

>>75160208
good luck to my brother

>>75160229
my mother thinks i might be gay (she has asked TWICE) but i dont think my grandmother has entertained that possibility

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>>75160229
>tfw your dad asks if your gay

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hmm yes

>>75160229
Did you remember to think of me while imbibing the vapours of the smoke of the foliage of the plants in the Cannabaceae family?

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>>75160229
Say to ur gm what u already has 2d gf

Still
>Spent ur time on 4ch
>think what ull get gf

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>>75160251
i wanna hit 80 lool

>>75160103
got 121 on this and usually get about 110 and now my C key is missing so i can't produce those results anymore

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tell me this isn't aesthetically pleasing

>>75160374
this isn't aesthetically pleasing

got 31 wpm

more like autistically pleasing

How much would we have to pay mexico to take all these damn indios back?!

>>75160318
I forgot which Canadian I said I would think of so I thought about Canada.
>>75160319
I am NOT a weeb.

>>75160444

No se aceptan devoluciones gringo pendejo.

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hmmm yes

>>75160504
neck yourself racist

>>75160479
Tomalos!! Reee

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>>75160468
Be a weeb without gf better than be normal guy without gf imo

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cool i broke 80

i got to stop hands might get hurt

tfw no gf

>>75160504
doing gods work

>>75160568
I just want a russian gf male why do you ignore me

>>75160008
This makes me wonder, what are some parts of eastern Canada or America like? I'm only on the west coast so I have no clue.

>>75160637
i don't actually know i was just memeing

from what i hear the maritimes is either fishermen or trailer park boys irl

Currently trying to break 90 but I something fucky is happening to my hands now

>>75160611
just did it 4realz and got 409cpm/82wds

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*devours feces*

>>75160444
they should take the white guilt faggots too

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wait for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoLDX6RHTY4

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>>75160568
Your flag is really beautiful, SC.

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no one here is 100wpm+?

tfw fastest fingers on /cum/

Tfw gay and parents dont know lmao

>accept more "refugees"
>refugees go live on west coast or in new england
>refugees blow up yankees
why did i not think of this before, i would have voted hillary

What do you think of this story I wrotge?

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzMrLTxaIACHT1M5a283OV8zNE0/view

>>75160779
Not as beautiful as Cusco's flag!

>>75160806
Thanks

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>>75160625
>do you ignore me
Nah
>I just want a russian gf male
Bad idea tho
Still I can be urs gf, but... too far maybe... :3

>>75160779
LuL, I think ussual flag

>>75160796
I got up to like 95 but my hands started shaking so I calmed down

hurry up and confirm if ariana grande is alive or not goddamnit

this is the hinge point for whether or not there's any takeaway for this attack

>>75160806
> pile all the worlds refugees on the east and west coast
> both coasts succumb to the invasion
> refugees get cocky, amass their forces along the border
> we are merely passing through your territory
> useful idiot middle america goes backwoods and kills all the refugees
> world refugee crisis solved

lets get on it

>>75160816
jason you are the demons tier

you lads rekon its safe to open my windows and all the wasps are gone

>>75160869
She's fine baka. Read her Twitter

can't say i want ariana to go on living

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The encroachment of imperial troops?

he got roasted

>>>/vp/32584398

>>75160887
she hasn't posted since yesterday

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>he posts on /vp/

>/vp/ - Pokémon
what the fuck

so many containment boards

so little time

>>75160998
Yes. Excellent. That is what I was looking for.

Every board is a containment board

>>75160911
don't ruin his thread with your faggotry

>>75160998
cant tell if those are honey combs, maple candies, gummies or something else but i am revolted
>>75161019
what is it

>>75161025
stop posting you stupid fucking cunt

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>>75161049

>>75161046
>not knowing canada's national dish in spongebob form

found the pajeet

>>75161075
>>75161049
runts

>>75159564
What was Don Ramon job, did he leave as a neet all his life?

>>75161083
is that KD or some off brand shit? I didnt realise kraft made kd in shapes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT2BloTgw7k

wtf i love astrud gilberto now

>>75161075
why are you so fond of this post
over half the posts on this website consist of someone calling someone else an autist/virgin

>>75160851
>Still I can be urs gf, but... too far maybe...

Nigga what

>>75161109

aprende a hablar ingles parce

>>75161139
it's a goood post

>>75161046
Kraft Dinner in sponge homonculus form.

Reminder that a shemale fucking a girl is objectively less gay than watching straight porn

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what the FUCK

>>75161189
delete this

>>75161173
https://youtu.be/9UIpxMKC2hY

>>75161083
>>75161083
that is clearly toy story

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>>75161189
**blocks your path**

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>>75161173
>sperging over a typo
I guess faggots come in all nationalities.

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>We are no longer accepting janitor applications. Thanks to all those who applied!

>>75161254

:(

A mi también me pasa mucho, aunque eso no es un typo.

>>75161253
DUDE REDDIT LMAO

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>kraft dinner

bitch ass shit

i don't watch porn

>>75161254
No te enojes Columbia, para eso estamos los amigos

>>75161299
I save some of that smooth ass cheese for fries

>>75161299
>Velveeta
>shells

My nigga

I tell my mom to only buy shells or else I won't eat

>>75161338
manchild

Ugh my sister is a SJW
How are these people so short sighted that they cannot see that freedom of speech is protecting them? Fucking disappointed. Lots of these people are political science and are going into law. Trump is a retard but these people are just as awful. Tyrannical morons who don't realize they would be the first to be stomped in a tyranny

>>75161299
good post

>>75161291
But it is...
>live
>leave
Damn i fucked up bad
>>75161315
Sorry man been having a rough time here

>>75161363
>Lots of these people are political science and are going into law.

And they'll get placed in low tier firms at best since they aren't the brightest. They'll learn working as associates that the real world is tough

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>Trump is a retard

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>Trump isn't a retard

>>75161396
I don't want my sister to fail obviously but god damn she needs to get a grip on reality

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>Ugh my sister is a SJW
How are these people so short sighted that they cannot see that freedom of speech is protecting them? Fucking disappointed. Lots of these people are political science and are going into law. Trump is a retard but these people are just as awful. Tyrannical morons who don't realize they would be the first to be stomped in a tyranny

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upvote if this is reltable 2 u

>>75161427
overeducated bourgeoisie with little practical life experience or common sense aint nothing new

Slept on a couch today
Back is sore

>>75161387

A typo is a "physical" mistake when you are typing, for example, writing "livw" instead of "live".

You made a mistake based on homophonic words (they arent actually homophonic i think but they do sound like it to us native spanish speakers)

can tell i'm gonna need to poo soon

>>75161463
Nope. I'm a moderate liberal. Are you Quebec by any chance

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>1495120241214.jpg

absolutely disgusting that being a free speech absolutist of all things is considered far right or edgy

kys yourself

.net is for losers

>>75161490
quebecois arent liberals

we're the most racist province actually we just have fewer non-whites

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>file.png

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>>75160722
very, very good post my dude

>way too hot outside
>come home after class
>apartment had the blinds closed and lights off
>20 lower inside
very comfy

>>75161525
No I mean are you the communist half black poster

>>75161490
yes i am quebec why would you ask that?

>>75161486
Aye, realized my error after checking your post, thanks dude.

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>>75161547
yes

>>75161581
Not surprising

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6mYGcNgKn8

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this was going to be the mexico-usa border under bernie's government

ariana grande is okay. light your tealights, say a prayer, nothing is going to change today. ahmed got away with it again

if you consider yourself a moderate of any sort you are an imbecile

Communists should be thrown from helicopters.

>>75161595
i didnt make this post >>75161463

a poster from alberta did

im a radical moderate

>>75161617
epic

>>75161606
Explain

>>75161625
My bad my bad sorry

>>75161639
imbecile

Why the fuck has someone been impersonating me?

if you are not a far right authoritarian neet honestly I just don't think you're prepped for a real political talk

I'm a moderate radical centrist reactionary progressive.

>>75161643
utterly retarded post

>>75161617
this is going straight to the front page of /r/thedonald

you're doing god's work, son

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How the FUCK do you guys draw this shit.

You guys are pixel artists.

Best I could do for american-san.

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>>75161676

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radical centrist, myself

i wrote in the name of an anime girl once when i was voting

>>75161602
you'd think there'd be more smuggling

i wonder how common it is

>>75161740
there's tons of smuggling

>>75161724
how can one man hold so many conflicting viewpoints?

How do Ottawa leafs feel about the Senators getting utterly BTFO by the Pens?

>>75161773
excuse me?

>>75161773
Not him, but imo people these days have too many opinions on so many issues they don't even have a grasp of

hope my ISP gets bombed

>>75161762
there is? what are they smuggling? you never really hear about it

>>75161773
he probably works out at the library

>>75161811
Cheap goods from Costco

>>75161782
Don't get why people watch hockey.

Paying to see a bunch of grown men get paid millions of dollars to skate around.

if i died in a terrorist attack all my problems would go away

>>75161807
true, but i couldn't see how you could end up that close to center on a political quadrant thingie

you'd have to have a completely inconsistent ideology for that to be the case

https://youtu.be/0c3d7QgZr7g

thread theme

>>75161811
guns and drugs and asylum seekers

i drank a lot of coffee and now i keep having to pee

>>75161829
i mean like smuggling across the border in remote areas

also the prices for most things arent that different especially once factoring in currency exchange

>>75161840
you'd be the one who is deformed for life but survives, a true miracle

>>75161848
Idk either I usually get 3 left 2 down tho

>>75161908
There's a Tim Hortons in my American town
Please send the Baguio al guard to liberate us

>>75159564
>don ramon
>not ron damon
anon...

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick

>>75160429
>Mexicans are descended from Iberians
>Iberians aren't white
>non-whites have bad taste in asthetics

>>75161937
Meant to write national guard ugh

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tendies for din dins tonight

feel a bit defective for not pretending to care that some kids got killed on the other side of the world

>>75161937
>>75161970
Tim Horton's is owned by Burger King now.

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I love it when I smoke a fresh dank bowel of devil's grass and I take in the whole bowel at once, the smoke going into my mouth taking me high off the ground

It's lovely~

>>75162057
what kind of asshat

>>75162015
What the shit
America wins again

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For me, it's Vivaldi, the best internet browser.

>>75162057
can you make the bread ''talk''? you know, if your fingers get sticked in the jam and p.butter...

>>75162158
doxxed

>>75162168
wouldnt work with the jam

maybe with the peanut butter

I remotely access my desktop from my laptop and browse 4chan on chrome.

:D i love da botnet

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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_nugget

>>75162158
gonna install arch and rice my shit again brb

>>75162198
did you change all of your froges file names?

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>>75162195
>this post

>>75162211
no I usually save them as apu followed by a number

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>thousands of media outlets begin preparing to write Muslim apologist articles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDdjwpPM3Y
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDdjwpPM3Y
:^^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDdjwpPM3Y
:^^^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDdjwpPM3Y
:^^^^)

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>>75162195
Oh my god you are so fucking dumb why are you using the botnet do you like to be spied on?

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>>75162245
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

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hmm

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>>75162278
Lady Gaga has a solution though :^)))

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I just realised that 100% of the character models in cities skylines are european and its meant to be set in modern day north america

why hasn't this triggered any SJWs yet? is cities skylines too complex of a game for polygon?

Wing Stop pretty good buds

>>75162057
xd

he was supposed to do it the other way!

>>75162373
>Wing Stop pretty good buds
gtfo rick ross shill

my mom is upset that I don't want to meet her bf
jesus christ mom

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>Blocks path

>>75162373
all their wings were too salty for my taste

desu if ariana got hurt/maimed/killed then all of western society would probably go completely against islam

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what type of rum is good?

Accidentally swiped right on a fat girl today
She messaged me instantly and I ignored her because I don't want to hurt her feelings

>>75162427
that's what I'm saying. but she's fine so same as usual

also if you follow anyone who's ever made a "truck of peace" joke and they're pulling that grandstand shit today, call them the fuck out on it

if only celebrities died in terrorist attacks i would join ISIS

stop making such terrible posts ryan

>>75162447
>and they're pulling that grandstand shit today, call them the fuck out on it
???

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it's been like a month wtf

>>75162467
hmm what kind of grandstand can one pull concerning jokes in poor taste

let's use some context clues and figure it out!

>>75162488
no, like, what does that mean

lend me your power so i can grow stronger

>>75162401
>being the wife's son

>>75162459
I've barely posted this past week or so and this post is my first ITT

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>>75162427
Pretty sure 50-60% of Canada dislikes mudslimes yet our gov't won't shut the fuck up about them. I can't imagine European cunts are that much different.

I've never found Ariana Grande that attractive. Not terribly sad that her fans got blown up since they obviously have poor taste

>>75162619
The only answer is to import more of them until they're the majority, so the majority support Islam.

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>>75162637

I want a JDM drift car so bad but im poor

>>75162427
i would convert to islam

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>>75162650
>then the majority hates faggots
Like pottery

big fan of anime boobs and butts

So are government officials just being paid off by rich muzzies to push this pro-Islam agenda or what? I don't get it.

why does europe get so many more muslim attacks than america?

ive decided that you people are detrimental to my overall wellbeing

this will be my goodbye

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>american police

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Can we talk about something less depressing.

I go to /cum/ because I can't go to /pol/.

need a new desk chair

>>75162778
Because they can literally just walk into Europe (and have thanks to Germany), whereas they have to go through various checks and preventative measures to get into North America.

>>75162795
see you tomorrow

>>75162565
I-I have a job! I file taxes!

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>>75162808

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with the drumpfs tax on soft lumber he's going to put me out of a job REEE

>>75162821
there are millions of muslims in the US though, and probably more than a dozen active jihadi cells

good thread here

>>>/ck/8964284

Need a gf already.

>>75162852
maybe you should get into hard wood ;)

>>75162853
our muslims kill gays though

Need a waifu already.

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STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH THE GODDAMN GWENT GAME AND GIVE ME CYBERPUNK INFO YOU FUCKING POLLACKS

>>75162853
3.3 Muslims in the US. 0.9% of our population.

Never thought of Americans as 'foreigners' but I am beginning to think differently.

>>75162933
Well that would make sense wouldnt it

>>75162853
Americans walk around toting guns all over the place though, if they see some raghead dropping a bomb somewhere they'd just get shot before it could kill dozens of people.

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>>75162916
Hey buddy i think you got the wrong board

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what the fuck

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLuNxIp6z0w

this was a year ago fuggg. who /garbageman/ here?

Looked it up, america has had a handful of muslim terrorist attacks since the 80s.

They seem to like new york

>>75163024
crikey

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>>75163024

えええ!?

I keep jerking off before I see members of the female sex.

>>75163048
why

>>75162965
You have changed.

>>75163065
I last longer that way.

I keep jerking off after I see members of the female sex.

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this guy walks into your thread and stickies it

what do you do

I keep jerking off after I see members of the female sex.

haven't even kissed a girl yet i'm 21

>>75163135
hahahahahahaha ;_;

>>75163122
>>75163135
me too

Had a girlfriend in middle school for a couple weeks who I never kissed.

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turned 22 last week rip me

Business idea: employ eco terrorists to destroy ugly post-modern buildings to stimulate the economy and improve the urban form at the expense of insurance companies

Just stop being autistic and you will get sex

>>75163162
it's a lonely world out there bud

>>75163166
daym u shlda smashed yo

I lost my virginity when I was 23 (I'm still 23)

I am not autistic

>>75163190
what if I cannot stop

>>75163162
me too

I am

>>75163222
Act like somebody who isn't autistic

>lies

>>75163222
this is why I get trips

>>75163210
and you do not

I've developed feelings for a girl who only wants to be friends with benefits and it doesn't feel very good

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>on the phone with asian takeout lady
>do you know when its going to be ready?
>uhh not yet!

why are asians retarded?

too many torontos

thunderdome match when

>>75163264
wow i feel so bad for you

>>75163237
I can not do that I am autistic

Someone make a new thread

>>75163276
already challenged him to a fighte hes a pussy

>>75163276
how about I come over there and rock your ford

>>75163323
fight this guy instead>>75163310

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I will get laid this year. Screencap this.

I haven't kissed a girl since high school
college has been very lonely

>>75163310
>>75163344
I'm a lover not a fighter

My roommate is a complete loser. Feel bad for him.

>>75163394
>>75163394
>>75163394

>>75163376
i'd shatter your jaw with a single punch
which pool did you say you work at?