/cum/

discipline yourself

Islam haram hai
-lal bahadr shastri

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>>75153438

>>75153516
Where in India are you from?

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succoff de macaco

>>75153390
Why do you say that?

I would sLaM Saoirse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87gWaABqGYs

>>75153664
you don't want a guilty conscious anyway bud

Houses in Alabama are very reasonably priced.

>>75153755
he is completely amoral

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>>75153438
Fuck islam, 4chan is a catholic site

>>75153780
houses in britain are very small

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GF just sent me this btw

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gf sent me this wtf?!

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>>75153780
They're dirt cheap, especially compared to houses in Britain.
>>75153755
Have rarely felt guilt.

>>75153885
>259k for plywood with plaster

>>75153838
True

>>75153885
Also true

In London I pay £600 per month for a room in a shit and old flat share (and that's considered cheap). For the same price in Alabama I think I would be paying the mortgage on a nice 4-5 bedroom house in the country. Sad!

>>75153850
A cute canadian girlfriend, I'm jealous

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>>75153885
>Live, Laugh, Love at the top of the kitchen
Very Alabama

>>75153988
but apparently you earn enough to afford it so why won't you move to taiwan with your qualifications

>>75154100
Asia is shit and slants are subhuman.

>>75154135
nonsensical post

>>75154100
I doubt the job I do in London exists in Taiwan, and even if it did, I don't speak the language and would therefore be a pretty useless employee

>>75154187
what's your job

who /sexually repressed/ here

>>75154216
what do you get out of doing this?
not like you even get many (you)s

Who /not sexually repressed/ here

>>75154325

he is autistic why else

>>75154269
not me
>>75154344
me

im sexually frustrated

>hairs long enough to barely fit in a pony tail
>get an in person interview for an IT internship Thursday

Is it current year enough to pull off long hair at interviews now?

>>75154372
yeah but we all pretty much are and we don't post the same image over and over and over

>>75154398
it has been for the last 50 years

i don't post for (You)s, i post for the art

>>75154262
Doing a PhD on the subject of wellbeing, except it's for a company and they're paying me much more than you normally get for a PhD

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>>75154451

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Speaking of long hair, I was considering getting a perm when I get to Taiwan in honor of Chris Cornell's death and how I always wanted to look like him back in the days.

>tfw super straight hair


>>75154464
that's the gayest shit I have ever heard
stay the fuck out of taiwan

girl you pushed me like a big button
till i cuffed you like you did something

>>75154419

Yeah me too.

>>75154528
Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me (nananana come on, come on)
S S S M
SM

cornbread is shit

>>75154464
Stop replying to the subhuman kraut.

>>75154564
wrong song bud

>bored and want to walk around to shops
>holiday so everything nearby would be closed
ah yes, wageslaves need time to relax too

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>cornbread is shit

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>>75154602

>>75154519
It's a big market trend and I could potentially make lots of money out of it desu

>>75154596
Sorry

>>75154595
kys

Cornbread tastes like shit

ONE MORE TIME

>>75154695
dot it alright-A
tonight-A
yeah-A
feel it

Cornbread tastes exactly like a corn tamale aka the worst tamale to eat plain.

I had to go outside.

Fuck that shit.

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>>75154734
W-w-w-wrong song man!

>>75154740
youre eating really shit cornbread then

good quality freshly baked cornbread with some butter is fucking amazing only /dixie/ and black people understand

>>75154740
Very literally untrue.

Feel like I'm on a sugar withdrawal.
Have this strong urge for sweets now and I deliberately walked past the snacks and sweets in the supermarket today.

How do I stay strong, how do I fight this devil within.

>>75154794
shut up bitch

Im

Cano

Chi-Cano

>>75153438
Is he someone famous?

desu i love corn tamales so i naturally should love cornbread but the fact that they taste the same but the texture is different fucks my brain up.

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Why are Hordefags like this?

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i really like this for some reason

>>75154881
They do not taste the same in any way shape or form. You're eating very low quality corn bread.

>>75154938
How do you know what the MeJican corn tamales he is eating taste like?
Don't judge shit you can't possibly judge ok.

>>75154938

I ate cornbread leavened with vaginal juices of 12 bavarian virgins, jokes on you.

>>75154931
The reason is because you're a 15-year-old girl

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>>75154931
you have to leave this place cana......

i'm really horny, haven't had a fap in almost 4 days

Chicanos > mexicagados

>>75155001
>>75155027
i like it ironically ;)

>>75154824
youre a lame poster

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what did she mean by this

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tfw no meme gf

should i get rainbow 6 siege?

>>75154985
I live in New Mexico. Lots of spics and spic food here.

>>75155190
does your nutsac grow hair already

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>>75153803
Absolutely this.

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calm down pablo

>>75155201
desu he is right, i do not like tamales out of Sinaloa, they taste really different.

lol trump put on a jewhat in israel

what a fucking cuck

Israel is our greatest ally

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normies out

looking at you feetcrout

I've been all over Mexico and sinaloa was one of the gayest cities

>>75155307
sinaloa is a state

should i get rainbow 6 siege

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me when i finally get a gf

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>when

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oh that is sure a general i can identify to

>>75154519
Perm won't make your naturally straight thin as fuck hair look luscious, thick, and wavy like that. Instead you're going to fry your hair and your roots and fuck your hair up for life.

Perm, Relaxer, Relaxer plus Activator plus Perm plus the hand of god and your shit will still be thin as fuck

t. born with pic related hair and still have to get a relaxer plus activator every cut just to make par

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>>75154837

>>75155338
wouldnt mind some input faggots

Watching the new Twin Peaks but it's a bit surreal and I'm out of my comfort zone.

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>he posts on a Bangladeshi basket weaving forum but wants a gf

>>75155456
im gonna put it in your ass

>>75155445
so i will just braid my hair before bed every day

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Was going to be productive today.

Wasn't at all.

Who /LOLWTFISMYLIFE/ here?

Rep. Al Green is my hero :)

>>75155513
And enjoy not only doing that, but constantly washing plus DRYING after every wash.

Enjoy making your average male shower of 5 minutes into an hour long obsession and torture fest.

You're going to end up spending countless hours in front of a mirror only to come up short plus in the long run, scorch your roots.

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Ready to hunt some canadians, anon?

>>75155575
>plus drying after every wash

isn't that natural
why would i go to bed with wet hair

What was your senior prank in high school, buds?

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>>75155595
Anglo canadians, right?

>>75155649
Skipping 50% of the classes once I got into university.

>>75155649
something stupid like people hiding in dumpsters and jumping out and stabbing people with sporks or something like that

>>75153537
What's the context of this image?

>>75155550
nigger

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>>75155665
Of course

>>75155649
i didn't do normie shit in high achool

hate writing cover letters buds

>>75155691
>cucks county moved to canada

>>75155739
You're an Anglo Canadian.

>>75155649
dumped gatorade on coach
but it was peepee and cum and poopee

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How was your day /cum/?!?

>>75155643
In case you don't realize this. Longer, thicker hair takes longer, and I mean LONG to dry even under a dryer, which damages your hair in the long run. It's always best to naturally dry. You'll learn your lesson. Everything sounds great on paper until you experience it. It's like communism or choosing a rotary engine or a piston engine. It's sounds amazing, until your take up the responsibility.

>>75155792
trash

>>75155785
Sorry but no, my Latin brother

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>>75155777
i become what i need to be

>>75155792
my body is sore from exercising and my mind is sore from contemplating the mysteries of our world

>>75155792
Day off. They're cutting my hours for summer since we're not so busy so I gotta go find a temp summer job to make paper. But I haven't enjoyed myself in 2 weeks so I decided to go grab a bottle of Maker's Mark and I plan on getting shitty all day and night.

>>75155807
but i can't get thicker hair so it doesn't matter anyway

i'll have to look like the straight haired guy from extreme then

>>75155832
Caribbean niggers are not my Latin brothers.

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If you had a maid, would you be nice to her

my cock is sore from abusing myself all day

>>75155894
My mother would HEEM me for being lazy if I ever got a maid.

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Rate my meal you absolute cunts

>>75155891
Fortunately, I'm not

>>75155946
i really like it

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>>75155910
>tfw I didn't jack off last night because it was too warm

>>75155885
Stop trying to be something you're not. Be glad you have the easiest hair on Earth to maintain and stop having unrealistic expectations.

Trust me, having the hair you want is great and all, until you get tired of the maintenance. There's a reason some women spend literally HOURS dolling themselves up just to go out for the night for a few hours. It's not worth it.

>>75155946
fuck off to brit

fapped yesterday and got urethra pain

>>75155982
canada was MADE by immigrants

you NEED me

>>75155946
way too many liquids

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>>75155946
nothing i hate more than soggy chips

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>>75156017
you need this dick

*inserts*

>>75156051
They're called crisps fatty

Shall be heading out to the residence of a friend of mine, buddies. Bye.
>>75155982
I prefer Brits to Krauts any day.

>>75156017
canada was made by our LORD JESUS 'BARRY' CHRIST 36 YEARS AGO. do NOT forget the lord's name! like and share this post to show you support keeping the CHRIST in CHRISTANADA

>mom asks to borrow $1000 for her rent
>not the first time she has done this, and has paid me back in the past

i genuinely don't understand what the fuck she is doing with her money. she has no debt, lives in an apartment, and frequently does overtime

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>>75156071
yer in cum now boy

really should clean and dust today buds

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>>75156071
you're in NORTH AMERICAN territory so you will speak NORTH AMERICAN

do you slide on all your nights like this?

do you try on all your nights this?

(i might)

put some spotlight on this slide

>>75156112
crack cocaine

>>75155894
Choco elf with white hair, you know my weakness.

>>75156017
Canada was made by Colonisers and fur traders flimflamalam

blossom IS the best powerpuff girl

>>75155946
Trump Taco Bowl/10

tfw no gf

>>75155891
>>75155953
kek

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>>75156212

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>>75156196
Nigga it was buttercup

Guys found the test bank for my courses textbook online that the prof uses

$20 paypal transaction on this test bank site. It is technically illegal to use buy them since its copyright material. You think ill get caught or something

>>75156230
No it was bubbles, buttercup was bro tier tho

>>75156230
i take it back, buttercup is the best

this bubblesfag convinced me

why do wagies act superior to NEETS when they have no free time and lead miserable slave lives?

How often do you masturbate?

>>75156112
She spends her money on mandingo whores since she's obviously a single low income mother with no reason to live.

You're literally paying for your mom to get BLACKED at this point.

Remember, we live in the age where being a female and having a program on your telephone can get your fucked in less than an hour regardless of looks.

>>75156248
You're fucked, kiddo. I've already reported you to the dean. Have fun working at Burger King the rest of your life.

>>75156331
they want to think they are productive and important

>>75156339
too mcuh

Islamabad
More like Islam is bad

chinese pussy belong to big indian cock

https://de.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5581e3ae1df6b

>>75156331
at least they contribute to society with their receptionist job, they will be remembered for coming home drunk every night

>>75156416
bet no one has made this joke before

dude

>>75156331
>>75156437
>>75156399

I hope you guys are just playing a role and aren't seriously NEETs

It's kind of pathetic desu

>>75156467
i'm not

>>75156467
i'm not

>>75156467
i larp here as a beta nerd but in reality i'm an alpha chad

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>>75156489
>>75156513
Get a job buds

>>75156518
no

>>75156545
go back to mexico faggo

that Russian the Mexicans lynched for being rude originally got brain damage when he was trying to save a woman's life when he was scuba diving

a true hero

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asian gf

>>75156562
i don't know anything about getting a job and don't feel like starting now

>>75156587
ask yer dad kid

i hope i never become a wagefriend and still end up on cum anyways

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>>75156562
>no
uhhh how about yes?

>>75156606
no

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>>75156639
>>75156645
no

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>he's not a nerd

lol nerd

trump is playing 3^2D chess, trust me

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>>75156700
wait

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Name my band cum

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>>75156738
i bet

>>75156793
is that ozil in the middle?

>>75156775
That girl is mixed

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Just snorted a yuge line of ketamine off my favourite 12 year old Afghani catamite's erect cock
How's your Victoria day going

>>75156862
mixed chromosomes maybe, it's a dude

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I don't know why I have never thought of this before but toast with butter, sugar and cinnamon is the BEE'S KNEES!!!

>>75156885
i dont think thats entirely true

>>75156818
Yes

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>>75156954

>>75156818
Yep

>call mummy
>anon i don't mean to harp but...
>too much of a faggot to tell her to fuck off
REEEEEEEE

>>75156954
Do Krauts seriously not make cinnamon toast?

>>75157250
it this the one that wanted money?

>>75157260
we have an actual cuisine here so no

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1-cF8KdTXU

>>75157287
>wanted money
don't recall anyone wanting money from me

I'm a human being and I deserve respect

I don't want to waste my time, become another casualty of society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg

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every time my mom brings up kicking my lazy bum out i remind her who mows the lawn for free and who helps her move heavy shit
shuts her up real quick

>>75157350
what is she harping about

>>75157362
i don't respect anyone

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>>75157297
If you can call rotten cabbage and raw meat cuisine I guess.

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>>75154595
>Amerexican having the gall to complain about corn

>>75157411
>anon im worried about you blahblah shit ive heard a million times

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>>75157362
Earn it faggot

>>75157510
well then do something you fucking loser

>>75157362
Are you Caraposter?

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>americans thinking they are alpha

>>75157543
ill kms if you kys

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Potoo Bird.

>>75157564
Depends

could go for a double double right about now

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>>75157708
iktf bud

whys she worried about u

como se dice "weaboo" en espanol?

*invites you to a rave*

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>Stuck at a railroad crossing because of a train
>Some girl behind me in a KIA Soul starts leaning on the horn and flashing her brights

>>75157788
huevo

eyo richmond bros fuck this bitch up

https://youtu.be/zb_onqdyJ6A

>>75157917
that's from reddit you cucklord

;)

>>75157947
of course i'm a proud redditor since 2012

>>75157788
otaku o friki

PLEASE STOP FIGHTING

>>75157708
>>75157779
plebs who don't make your own coffee for infinitely cheaper

>>>/a/157547874

Me

huevo sienta en mi cara

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*Blocks path*

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>>75158068
WOW those are boys!

going to become a professional streamer so I can make money without having to do anything

>>75158068
Those are some big nipples

>>75158103
well sorry but you'll have to sit in front of a camera all day and be a complete retard

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>24C out right now
>high of 28 tomorrow

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>>75158102
>nipple

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>>75158125
I can do that

>>75158134
I hope you melt, canadsicle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elj2m1x-oEk

who unironically remembers this

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>>75158134
This sucks

>>75158204
rude

Do people from other countries have "hot-ass?"

It's a game common to Canadian lumber camps. A group of lumberjacks gather round the fire, one of them drops his trousers, bends over, and hides his head in a hat. Then someone slaps his bum and quickly jumps back. The slapped guy has to correctly guess who spanked him.

(This isn't a joke btw, it's a real game played for decades in lumber camps)

>>75158045
Civic owners everyone

>>75158318
played this in gym class i went to catholic school

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Ooooh snapperdiddle this is a gud tune right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgvtSBmw8Zw

>>75158318
you posted this exact same post sans the first question in a thread yesterday

why do you do this?

>>75158421
absolute plebtier crap

this, my friend, is art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPErD_Nq5TY

>>75158388
Yeah, but when normal men play hot-ass it's just good fun. When Papists play it just seems creepy. Did the priests watch?

>>75158427
I wasn't in that thread so it doesn't matter if this is the second time he's asked

>>75158427
Mostly because I like talking about slapped man ass, but also because it garnered no (You)s the first time and I felt it deserved another shot.

>>75147996
people petitioned the annex because city taxes are higher than county

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

you can't always get what you want

>>75158576
why does it look like swiss cheese though

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Where the hell do I meet girls?

Online dating is a desert, a tundra, a swamp, filled with swamp creatures.

I am tall, attractive, wealthy, /fit/, and have a great career. I refuse to be the fiftieth guy to message a given swamp creature and only get a quick, thoughtless reply if she gets around to it.

Bought a 3 dollar bottle of zinc supplements
Large ejaculations hear I come

>>75158612
That part used to be all county land and the city tried to annex
Property owners didn't want to be part of the city because taxes are higher and the county went to court for them to stop the city.

Some people just accepted because they're not smart

hope the new jannies are more strict on the german

give me your energy cum

i will prosper in your place

>>75158733
where did u get that pic of me

>>75158733
>have a great career
>nowhere to meet women

>>75158571
i want get typical looks german gf :3

I asked out a girl in a club I'm in
She took down my number
Lets she if she texts

there are probably a lot of fake homeless in richmond

especially if they're somewhere like broad and glenside

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ixRWvrkUHo

>>75158785
Women in corporate law are generally hyper-competitive, domineering, and not very romantic.
I'm not saying I need some archetypal nuclear housewife, but I don't want to be the subordinate member of household.

>>75158906
get a fob wtf

>>75158134
high of 18C tomorrow in here

>new jannies
>jannies

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too hot

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Who would win in a fight?
dunkindonuts-chan, paha sapa or fist of flames?

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>>75158971
did you send your application?

>>75159007
I don't know who dunkindonuts-chan is but america runs on dunkin so them

>>75159007
Me the Hans Island is Canadian poster.

>>75153438
good edition

>>75158748
it was on an individual owner basis?

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>>75159007
I would lose because I want to lose, and since I want to lose I actually win by losing

Could I
1) Become a janitor and decide to stop being one?
2) Become a janitor and only delete posts I dislike?
3) Become a janitor and make an epic (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) reply on some guy I dislike and then change my IP?

>>75159091
probably
yes
you have to be a mod to do that

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>>75158999
:3

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>>75159088
dude... you're like... bro... whoa... like man....

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13023099

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I'm never going to feel sexual attraction to women ever again.

>>75158733
>I refuse to be the fiftieth guy to message a given swamp creature and only get a quick, thoughtless reply if she gets around to it.

There's your problem right there. You don't have that competitive edge. Despite being tall, fit, and well off, you just want things to fall into your lap without effort. Girls want you to fight for them, not brag like a dandy and expect them to come running.

*Destroys Hans island so nobody can have it*
Oops sorry canada <==not really sorry tbbqh senpai

if you like the powerpuff girls you are gay

>>75159217
nah, he's deluded himself into thinking he's a chad when he's messaging "swamp-creatures" on OKC

>>75159248
Hello DenmArk

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>>75159217
>girls want you to fight for them
>but also expect you to respect them

I'll never understand this meme

>>75159083
not originally, but because the county didn't want to lose the tax money they drew it out person by person

>wanting to date a woman

>>75159248
The concept of Hans Island will forever be Canadian even at the bottom of the ocean when the world is dead and no man is left inhabiting this floating space rock. Hans Island will still be Canadian.

Unless Trudeau surrenders it, as frogs are wont to do lol.

>>75159282
Why would competing for a girl's attention against other men on the open market be an excuse to disrespect them?

>>75159332
>Hans Island
I like this name

>>75159332
Also Machias Seal Island

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>>75159351
It's not an excuse but it's hard to respect somebody that you have to fight for. It's hard no to look at them as an item that could be taken away from you just as easily as somebody took them away from you. It takes all responsibility off the woman and puts it all on the man.

>>75159355
Hans is a Canadian name Klaus.

>>75159351
There are some girls who flirt with somebody else and expect you to fight for her. And they are pulling this again and again, because it's their "expectation" in men.

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>>75158906
>hyper-competitive, domineering, and not very romantic.
sounds like my type of women

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>islam edition
>new islamic attack

this is your fault /cum/

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>>>/vp/32584155

>>75159395
most of the women i've dated literally went from their ex to me then on the next guy
never spent a single second single
not all of them but most

>>75159324
This. Traps are better

>>>/vp/32584155
yeah

>>75159564
>>75159564
>>75159564

>>75159525
Wheree?

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>saskatchatoon

>>75153438
If wh*tes ever became Muslim, they would shit up the religion just like they did with Christianity. You ruin everything you touch pls stay away