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Globalist Ritual Edition
nonce
How many more years will it take for the Irish to get over the British o pressing them? Like the U.S. did.
really need to pop my cherry soon, nearly 30 haha
>>75151642
fuck off you kangaroo shagging twat
anyone need their cherries popped?
Alex Jones here, fight globalism lads, that's all peace
Absolute state of the so-called Liberal Democrats
>>75151642
Just a group of billionaires stood in the dark touching a glowing orb
Nothing suspicious about that....right?
AUTIST GANG
>>75151720
No but I need you to stop writing your Bs as ß .
really need to pop someones cherry soon, nearly 30 days since i've had some action haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3f-JwOGO1A
Kraftwerk lads
i dont believe that theres lads out there who wear rompers and arent extremely homosexual
the fan is on
on level 2
how can one become a rasheed?
>>75151741
>ryzen
oh lordy, you made a big mistake
what is tim's diet like do you reckon?
den gram amba leaf?
>>75151748
that's actually ss you fucking stupid mongrel
Just had White Coffee, ten times better then regular Coffee.
>>75151748
this triggers my autism
>>75151752
one of then is playing birmingham soon can't get anyone to go with me even messaged random indie girls on tinder but just got ignored
>>75151642
just try and find a picture with more talent lads
who went to chelsea flower today? Didn't bother this year the lack of show gardens put us off.
>>75151782
i do software development fucking amerilard, not just gaymen
La la la la laaaa, it's the one and only d-o-double g
>>75151788
burnt sausages
>>75151805
racist
>>75151819
paki
>>75151805
nice bender spoon
was walking through the park and two muslim girls were walking quite slowly in front of me so naturally i overtook them and then sat down on a nearby park bench to read a book, i then realised they were about to go sit down on the bench as they were looking at it and then went and sat on the next one along that wasn't even in the sun, felt pretty bad they didn't say anything too they probably think i'm a racist and nicked the nice bench on purpose
>who went to chelsea flower today?
>>75151788
Looks decent desu
You seen his stockpile of Appletiser
>>75151642
they aren't even hiding it anymore
on second thoughts not sure if it was CTS. don't have many symptoms
could be any of these
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/sportsdoc/Why-is-my-hand-tingling.html
was in line between a yank at the supermarket today
he was buying hand lotion and three bars of soap
>>75151846
RED SURGE
>>75151642
HE'S GROWING STRONGER
Quite sad to see UKIP fade into irrelevancy, they're almost BNP tier now
Need a pole boytoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDrFi5QWnlI
Are the lib the most cucked party in existence
>>75151883
>was in line between a yank
trying to figure this one out lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQEJyjKTH9g
gonna do a wank
>>75151911
hungry skeleton
weird bone structure
>>75151907
Sad!
need to get power fucked by a twink
>>75151752
perfect band for people with autism and there's nothing wrong with that
the pengest thins
mad to think a girl once let me shag her arsehole for the first time. don't think i wank to anything as much as that memory.
How do I cope with being a subhuman, ugly, beta, virgin, incel freak?
Medicating myself into a stupor with drugs and booze aren't doing it for me anymore
>>75151812
mate i live near, id love to go but there's no tickets available. ill come with you if you dont rape me and can find tickets
>b-but the polls say labour will win
>>75151951
thins are shit though
>>75151942
I'm 45, is that ok?
>>75151916
Germanposter discovered secret nadzi teleportation technology but did not read the manual and ended up transporting to the physical position that an American stood with his hand lotion and three bars of soap
>>75151864
WHAT IS THAT THING! SOMEONE CALL A WITCHER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPAaOmjGEN0
what an utter fucking faggot sucking off the saudis and giving them more guns
>>75151907
they should have established themself as a libertarian voice, but they basically chose to be single issue. Who cares, we have mummy now.
theory: election have become entertainment
>>75151987
I think his legs are on backwards
Who here likes Donald Trump now then
>>75152004
>his
??
Labour
S
U
R
G
E
>>75152000
that's a fact not a theory
doing a poo
>>75151965
wait has it sold out? fuck sake
nice idea but don't want to end up becoming a meme here if you take a secret photo of me during the gig or find my facebook don't trust anyone here
>>75151967
They don't yet, but hopefully we will see a change
>>75152028
more detailed theory: may is only holding an election for entertainment purposes
can't wait for rorke's tears on election night when he witnesses the red surge in full force
>>75152016
my allegiance is with bashar
>>75151992
the saudis are allies to Israel and the US mate
dont see the problem
>>75151694
It will be a century or more.
The US managed to bttfo pretty soundly, you even got canada to be independent. Ireland failed as they had for centuries, they failed to retake the north-west too. Also the irish were treated somewhat more poorly than the colonists were.
>>75151706
as long as you aren't 26, go have slut sex
>>75151907
good
single issue mongs need to fuck off
(that includes the greens)
there should be three parties: the left wing party, the central party and the right wing party
nothing more
nothing less
>>75152000
politics is pro wrestling for adults
THE POLLS WERE RIGHT, DUNNY SMUMPF HAD NO FUCKING CHANCE AT WINNING
>>75151992
we sell the most guns to the saudis out of anyone lad :^)
Women are good for nothing except for what's between their legs
Simple as
>>75152059
how do you pressure parties on the left or right on certain issues? brexit would not have happened without ukip, neither would some of labours more left wing policies
>>75152000
2014: indyref
2015: general election
2016: brexit, US presidential
2017: french, UK again, german
STOP IT
>>75152066
surprise surprise illiterate american doesn't know how to read polls
>Women are good for nothing except for what's between their legs
>Simple as
>>75152057
>dont see the problem
because you're a retarded french faggot
>>75152039
yeah, im struggling to find tickets
that's true but you could also do the same to me, so I'll be facing the same risks
Lord Donaldton Trumpford is not my landlord
>>75152096
German election isn't entertaining for anyone may as well have said something like Slovenian election for the amount of fucks people don't give
>>75151642
Someone put Donald Trump's face over a porn actress and put the Abdulazi's face over a porn actor and have the porn actor fucking him from behind. This would represent what's going on.
>>75152098
listen, the polls said hillary was going to win by a landslide and she did. I can predict the same for labour
God don't men just suck lads.
They're so useless.
It's so hard being a woman
https://english.emmaclit.com/2017/05/20/you-shouldve-asked/
toilet bog fart is still my favourite gimmick after all these months
>>75152049
good theory that
I expect being prime minister is a bit dull
>>75152085
good post
>>75152093
the people have the power to change things
the job of the government is to listen to them
got bit by a snake but I'm over that
>>75152109
nah im a proud MAGApede
shadilay!
>>75152133
>Yank political satire
>>75152129
you're saying that now but i'm sure there'll be lots of shitposting here when it gets closer
>>75152158
Cracking norks
Hate store front captchas, select the street sign ones, select the car captchas, hate when the captcha is wrong, simple as
Love when the captcha gets a green tick without doing anything
>>75152150
it is hard being a woman, but that shitty comic doesn't seem to cover any of them
though I'm not reading it all because the artstyle hurts to look at
>>75152158
>>75152119
it says there are £10 ones available, honestly it could be fun but i just don't know if i want to take the risk and i feel like it would probably be either be slightly awkward or horribly awkward
ahaha remember when the President of the US was a black man?
>>75152193
friendly hint: turn on legacy recaptcha in 4chan X settings
Once Japan creates Pokemon, women of all races are going to be on the way out.
>>75152158
googled that image and it was probably the best decision of my life
>>75152172
>brit town names
Can't someone redpill me on interpals please x
>>75152172
Better than yours yellow teeth brit. Your teeth looks like you use your piss as a tooth paste.
>>75152187
Oh my god I wonder by what amount Angela Merkel will win by the suspense is killing me
>>75152218
>friendly hint: turn on legacy recaptcha in 4chan X settings
>4chan x
you don't even need 4chan x to do that
why do y*nks post here again
>>75152204
>It is hard being a womam
>>75152150
tripe
>>75152150
Isn't there a Malcolm in the Middle scene that shows the exact scenario she describes but for a man. It's entirely believable too.
>>75152210
you got a link?
to be honest it'd probably be awkward at first, but after a few drinks should be alri
>>75152260
qt foreign girls maybe reply to your first message and every now and then send nudes but you have to spend literally hours messaging them to get to this
>>75152276
they don't like that mexicans are in their general
>>75152276
why do you post on 4chan and not a british chan?
>>75152276
Cause we own this site??? Sure a jap owns this site legally, but we own cultural dominance with the majority population of us being weebs.
Just got a cheeky £30 deliveroo and got it all refunded.
>>75152271
wouldn't know, I haven't used 4chan without it for years
>>75152322
How'd you pull it off
>>75152322
cunt haha
what'd you say?
>>75152190
>>75152205
>>75152247
the pornfu
>>75152320
>>75152321
>thread is called /brit/
>>75152306
http://www.theticketsellers.co.uk/buy_tickets/events/?id=10042526
here you go mate. maybe i don't know i think once i start meeting up with people from /brit/ i'll have crossed a line in my life that i won't be able to go back from, that will be it from then on
>>75152276
too many canadians in /cum/
and i live in new england and i'm germanic so i'm probably more british/european than your average brit at this point haha
>friendly hint: turn on legacy recaptcha in 4chan X settings
>>75152363
THIIC THICC THICC METER IS OFF THE CHARTS! CAN I CLAIM HER! PLEASE I NEED TO CLAIM HER!!!!
can't believe its thursday night already. weeks fucking flying lads
>>75152383
>on the international culture exchange board
hmm yes let me go on /int/ to talk only to people from my country
BTFO
https://youtu.be/pMDtibc13fc?t=1m32s
hmm???
>>75152316
>>75152320
>>75152321
>>75152396
>>75152411
not an argument
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYPFuJGAzOY
Sounds like a Turkish Ripoff.
>>75152085
haha you know it
I value the american contribution to /brit/ x
>>75152383
I don't care, fuck you and your piss stained teeth. Piss is not a dental floss you fucking idiot.
Have a job interview scheduled at 9am a three hour bus ride away the day after I finish my last exam at uni. Wish me luck ahaha
the best starburst are red and purple
>>75152403
2late mate
>>75152411
it's because they let you use the flags so you know for sure you are talking to brits, can't know if i'm talking to brits on other boards. don't mind irish posters they are good lads but honestly american posters annoy me a little don't understand why they are here
>>75152150
>first comment
>virgin whining about male suicide
usual toxic masculinity
>>75152458
the patrician choice
any good ladyboy porn links lads
https://youtu.be/joN23n_e5hk?list=PLx0sYbCqOb8TBPRdmBHs5Iftvv9TPboYG
every once in a while i'm reminded that some po(o)p artists are genuinely talented
>>75152392
Ahhh bugger, I thought you were on about this one anyway https://www.thsh.co.uk/event/kraftwerk#tab0=details
I did wonder why you said 'one of them'. you've avoided being a /brit/ meme this time, maybe next time
had my arm around her in real life
Was reading the church's whatsapp group and someone posted "sins are ransomware and god sent jesus as ransom". Done with this church
>>75152486
won't
give me something to say to this slag
was going to with something along the lines of
>debating whether or not i could throw you out a window
>>75152490
Can I claim this one?
got an interview for a job i'm not qualified for. they're going to be mad when they figure out how I'm wasting their time lol
>>75152150
>she had a lazy partner who did fuck all so know she applying it to all men
Love this gimmick.
>>75152462
that doesn't have anything to do with you coming to the culture exchange board and complaining about americans, who are the majority of this site. if you don't want to see americans, fuck off of 4chan
>>75152490
what did you just say?
>>75152506
at least hes got himself outside the poor fellow
>>75152502
I'm a bit of a dog, why don't you crawl into my basket and chew on my bone
>>75152502
good idea girls love that
was the twin peaks good last night?
im only on episode 3 of the first series. should i continue?
>>75152506
who took the picture though? i thought tim lived alone?
>>75152511
Make shit up? Say you actually went to college and you DO NOT spend all your time on a North Korean Launching Site.
>>75152490
£350?
>>75152487
oh yeah nah not spending that much money on krautrock just figured it'd be nice way to spend a sunday and only a tenner
>>75152554
yeah of course its a masterpiece mate
had my arm around her in real life
>>75152554
Yes
Might start the new series tonight
>>75152554
It was fucking solid. If you don't like Twin Peaks three episodes in though it's not for you
>>75152574
>college
FOY
>>75152554
s1 is good
>>75152554
Where can I watch it
>>75152598
This girl looks like a clown.
Guys, I want to come out as trans ASAP but there are two things I need
1. Clothes! I want to look my best when I come out and I'm going to need a full wardrobe if I'm going to be full time
2. Friends! I don't want to be sitting at home playing vidya once I'm out, I want to show my family and the world that I'm proud and more confident now
So I want someone here to hang out with me in Manchester city centre
>>75152431
When someone pulls her out he'll be crowned king arthur
>>75152580
Stfu you queen shit chugger that's my claim. I CLAIMED HER FIRST! Finders keepers! Losers weepers!
need to stop biting my nails. makes opening opal fruits so hard lol
>>75152408
its monday lad
>ladies and gentelemen the next prime minister of the republic of great britain and northern ireland...jeremy corbyn
>the crowd goes wild
>suddenly i wake up
>it was all a dream
damn
yanks are so obsessed with islamic terrorism yet the most active terrorist groups in the US are so-called "sovereign citizens"
HODOR HODOR HODOR !!!
>>75152522
>yank telling me to fuck off
>in /brit/
this is a new low
>>75152630
You missed a third step.
3. Suicide, you have nothing to contribute to this earth. Please kill yourself.
>Guys, I want to come out as trans ASAP but there are two things I need
>1. Clothes! I want to look my best when I come out and I'm going to need a full wardrobe if I'm going to be full time
>2. Friends! I don't want to be sitting at home playing vidya once I'm out, I want to show my family and the world that I'm proud and more confident now
>So I want someone here to hang out with me in Manchester city centre
on the third can of special brew
work in 12hrs and 4 mins aha
>train a bot to type calle avenue for every captcha
>¿¿¿
PROFIT
>>75152630
>So I want someone here to hang out with me in Manchester city centre
Shan't
>>75152352
>>75152353
The trick is you've got to say your food got ruined. saying it was cold only gets you a 50% credit refund but I said my milkshake got spilt all over my food and they offered the entire amount I paid back in my bank account or 110% back in credit.
>>75152630
record yourself telling your dad that you're trans! be brave!
>>75152630
>struggling to find faggot friends in fucking MANCHESTER
>>75152586
fair enough lad, cant imagine seeing them without all the visuals and the robotic poses desu
>>75152630
go to the gay village and befriend some lgbt types there
>>75152676
>>75152630
i'll meet you in an hour at piccadilly gardens make sure you're wearing the dress already
>>75152690
i feel like if more people act like this the 'roo won't survive the next couple years
>>75152669
I think you're confused about what this board is for. reread >>75152411 and the chain of replies slowly, maybe even try reading it out loud until you can comprehend it
>>75152511
Had an interview for something that I was completely qualified for but didn't get the job because of their 'personality' test.
I think 'too logically' about things and am too much of a 'perfectionist'. These are negative traits in software dev apparently!
getting many filtered posts all of a sudden
not happy about this
>>75152598
she looks like shit but i bet she's really nice so nobody ever says anything
>>75152669
You still going on you piss stained, queen shit chugger? Just shut the fuck up and go back to licking your prince's asshole clean and jerking off to his children.
>>75152702
>faggot
foy
/faces of brit/ lets go
>>75152630
>>75152554
Twin peaks s3
Sarabhai vs sarabhai s2
Max comfort
windows open... birds singing... 9pm... still bright
>>75152630
>want to come out as trans
Stop.
What you are feeling is body dysmorphia and is a serious mental issue.
Don't pander to it, fight it.
running in the 90s
>>75152502
>you're a bit short but i'm willing to lend you a few extra inches
>>75152725
To be fair, my milkshake did get spilt. It didn't go on the food though so I thought I'd be cheeky and refund the lot.
>amer wants to come out as trans
ah yes he's going to get kicked out isn't he
>>75152786
.. work tomorrow..
>>75152779
>Sarabhai vs sarabhai
wtf. get lost rasheed
>>75152761
That's not Brit, that looks like a piece of shit Indian who uses the streets as his toilet. ( Sorry senpai I secretly love you. )
>>75152804
is a new way I like to be
>>75152761
>>75152506
SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND
>>75152816
you mean he's going to get killed mate
>>75152761
>>75152502
"I wan't you to sit on my face"
seems like the tingling in my hands goes away as long as I do shoulder exercises every so often
>>75152678
lmao at the thought of some conservative punjabi family moving to london in the hopes of their kid becoming a doctor and instead he becomes trans
listening to kendrick lamar and pretending i'm cultured
I won't vote Labour but the more I hear about the Tories, the more I don't want to vote for them because they just seem to be coming up with more things to fuck people over with than anything good. Like bedroom taxes, taxes on your home if it's worth more than £100k and taxes if you get ill etc. Just all seems fucked up
>>75152843
honour killings working for the people 2bh
Last week i was reading my sanitation engineering book and came across sewage management chapter where i found it was the British idea to dump the sewage in the river. Royal commission, 1911
>>75152863
he's a paki and college drop out lmao
>>75151739
It's look like satanic ritual actually? But that girl behind Trump is hot.
>>75152843
nah
>>75152863
>london
they live in rochdale you numpty
>>75152690
I'd hate for the deliverer to get in trouble though
ex-gf defriended me on facebook for some reason
Stop replying to *IT*
Feeds off your attention
>>75152884
who are you going to vote for then?
>>75152884
vote blairite labour
>>75152811
Great post
>>75152804
Wake up grandpa. It's been 20years since ur coma
if i've voted in the recent mayoral and local elections am i automatically registered for the general election?
>>75152944
shitskin
>>75152908
what did you do
>>75152820
Best thing on tv circa 2005
>>75152961
That's right
i dont have a drinking problem
dont have a drinking solution
>>75152961
that depends on who you're voting for
>>75152702
Social anxiety
>>75152710
I can only befriend people like you who I'm already comfortable with
>>75152720
Too short notice, how about the weekend
>>75152961
yes
>>75152908
REeEEeeEEEEee
>>75152973
>proof that the bullied turn to bully those weaker than them
FOY
charles
opinions on Under Armour?
>>75152908
she saw a vienna sausage and it reminded her of your willy
hugs from fake friends, make ends they hate you
be broke, girls won't date you
>>75152961
yes assuming you're still at the same address
>>75152974
nothing, haven't seen her in 2 years
>>75152910
Should have used more piss dental floss and spray your face with the Queen's shit, Brit girls love that.( In seriousness I hope you're okay )
>>75152907
Nah mate, it's not the deliverers fault. My brother used to work for deliveroo and he said they get people complaining all the time and the drivers never get moaned at.
>>75152815
Besides, it's the restaurants fault for not securing the food properly, they fucking wrapped my milkshake in clingfilm because the lids dont fit properly.
>>75153010
rasheed
fucking love sucking nipples
voting is reddit
>>75152905
>But that girl behind Trump is hot
You mean his wife?
>>75152798
I'm starting counselling in 2 and a half weeks
>>75152993
>>75153004
>>75153041
thanks i'm still at the same address only voted a few weeks ago
>>75153040
what
>>75152998
greens
>>75153026
you could be on to something there
>>75153020
CLAIMED CLAIMED HER FIRST HAHAHHA NO ONE CLAIMING HER! SHE'S MINE!
>>>/n/1074614
Made this thread yesterday just to mess with people, "fire and forget". Come back today to pages upon pages of butthurt and raised blood pressure, simply hilarious.
>>75153095
>greens
wasted vote
just watched something very noncey on /gif/ lads
>>75152863
Never saw a sikh doc. They only become truck drivers and automobile repairers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMamoan2JwA
love yank tunes
>>75153078
Ha ha, what the fuck
>>75153130
link it lad
>>75153103
haha
*rapes towards you*
>>75152526
my face isnt normally a black square i just happened to be wearing one at the time
>>75152863
He is Pakistani, not Indian
Big difference
Austrian Jews btfo.
finna 'mit 'cide
Even though I got a tonne of replies, no one really answered my questions
Guess I'm just going to have to shop on Amazon
>>75153181
Best guess for this image: TERROR
>>75153078
>>75153181
IT'S LUDFORD
>>75153181
VERY nice
>>75153181
who is she? someone famous?
Macclesfield
Favourite sex positions:
1. Doggy
2. Missionary
3. Cowgirl
yanks are disgusting, filthy monkeys
build the wall, keep them out
>>75153181
she looks scared for her life mate, what did you say to her?
>>75153003
yeah sure, working in the day though, how is piccadilly gardens at nine this saturday?
>>75153164
nonce
>>75153239
No, Ludford isn't the Italian student
>>75153300
>>75153300
>>75153300
>>75153300
New Thread get in lads.
>>75153336
MUMMY
>>75153170
the ones I googled were bigger than that
>>75153336
WHO
>>75153282
Really?
You're not going to stand me up?
Can it be Saturday next week? I have my laser session then, might be cool if you escort me
What sort of stuff will we do?
>>75153336
knob is literally too short to reach past her arse and thighs lol
>>75153368
they come in a can here
>>75153336
>Best guess for this image: big booty thick thighs
when it's right it's right
>>75153349
Ah yes, 'ood' ol 'trailian 'ternet. You're 292 posts too late bro
>>75153405
I can assure you that I am well endowed
>>75153519
prove it
>>75153554
I would never do such a degenerate thing, who do you think I am?
>>75151752
this is stupid
why does matthew mcconohay always whisper