Press F for /cum/ edition
Fuck Drumpf
im back
/cum/ is saved
>Fuck Drumpf
>>75127341
Been waiting for you all day
Said no one ever
>>75127352
>>75127340
what the fuck
why?
that meme degree is only useful if you're going to lawschool
what do poly sci majors even do? srs
>>75127341
hmmmmmmm
HMMMMMM
how did your date go
did you score a hug and a smooch on the cheek ;)
>>75127402
it went well
we went out last friday too
>>75127381
Because I know lobbyists and could get free internships
Essentially it was fast-track to becoming a lobbyist but now there are laws in place which restrict the job really badly
>>75127402
They do ur mum lol
The Flash is my new favorite superhero. Don't know why I fell for the stupid spiderman meme. Literally the most badass OP hero of them all
>>75127402
>what do poly sci majors even do
Go into politics or more likely get generic office jobs with their BA.
>favorite superhero
underaged and b&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nJ_tYKlkiU
bring die
i talked to a guy who got a poli sci degree from a really shitty little state school
he fixes a/c machines now
i fell for the STEM meme
best meme i've ever fallen for
>>75127431
Yeah, he's pretty cool
Do you like him because of the comics? if so, we are good
what can we do to say thank you to finland for keeping the roaches down
my tooth hurts
man pray for tigres to win so i can go to the final next sunday
>>75127443
>>75127422
>Paha will be in charge of law making
>Paha will make laws in a state where we store our ICBMs
PRAISE BE TO THE DAKOTAS! MUCH BETTER THEY ARE THAN ALL OUR STATES!
>>75127419
did you acquire any smooches
>>75127461
pffffff
slow f*t is just jealous
>>75127498
I mean I watched all the injustice cutscenes on youtube then I started reading the comics
The TV show looks sorta dumb
>>75127496
same
>>75127535
yes
too early
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLECZsSp-Sw cyclists are still G A Y
>>75127535
>going into politics means making laws
lolno, more like low-level gov't intern bitchboi #1,003,456
>>75127543
what about
INTERCOURSE
>>75127553
i like women who bike and people who bike in general that do not wear those stupid racing suits
I told a girl she looked like an anime character and when she asked why I told her it was because she was so flat (she's southeast asian) and I couldn't resist
>>75127553
>treat red lights like yield signs
>have never and will never get caught
>>75127567
it's possible
still not sure if I should drink that beer
>>75127582
k wait till you get pulled over and get your ugly ass wooped
>>75127571
d-do not insult our kind
>>75127593
normie NORMIE NORMIIIEEEEEE
>>75127598
Reply to this post to find out
>>75127612
I'm not going to get pulled over lol
>>75127616
You're the half-Viet guy?
my boss is holding a barbecue on monday
>>75127641
yes, that's bucks
>>75127623
are you going to make housing affordable for young people in cool places
>>75127535
I recommend you to watch The Flashpoint Paradox if you haven't already
Or you can read the comics if you don't feel like missing all of the stories occurring during Flashpoint
>>75127623
here we go
Trump is straight edge because his brother was an alcoholic.
>>75127646
next monday, not this upcoming one
The state of France, everyone
>>75127674
i made that australian one several years ago
>>75127696
good meme, thanks
>>75127674
what's in a finlando back pack
Trump told me to never drink beer.
Fuck this Russian spy.
>>75127649
btfo
>>75127668
btfo
>>75127717
es, no books thats for nerds
>>75127730
he's right
>>75127680
Paris makes London look white tbqh
>>75127656
I was thinking of starting with the omnibus
>>75127641
how the hell do you monitor things with NO FLAGS
MAC V SOG >>>/out/
>>75127623
is the wall going to be easy to get past lol
trump's an all right bloke
>>75127763
>he doesn't have an eidetic memory
>>75127623
Should I quit all video games?
>>75127623
will i ever get a job
vivaldi is the best browser
FACT
firefox and all it's derivatives (pale moon, waterfox, etc) is a meme, chrome is a ram hog, edge is basically internet explorer, seamonkey is good for old hardware but is quite outdated, yandex is for russian hackers, et cetera et cetera
>>75127815
why do autists idolize this young man
THE AUSTRALIAN DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED
TO STEAL,, DRINK,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
""THE AUSTRALIAN"" PLANTS CROPS TO PRODUCE THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!
THE AUSTRALIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE, HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED, BRUTE, DUMB, PROFANE, REPUGNANT
HOW DO YOU SAY AUSTRALIAN IN LATIN ???
*"AUSTRALOPITECUS"
HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN AUSTRALIAN? IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1.50 TO 1.60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED "VICTORIA BITTER"
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS
>>75127818
so cute
why cant our minorities look like this
>>75127815
can a eurasian truly destroy another eurasian?
don't think two BMWs of equal mass could effect each other
>>75127461
nope just r*ddit
>>75127818
based
stuntman mike
>>75127623
Are cyclists homosexuals?
>>75127829
women want to be him and men want to fuck him
>>75127818
stop posting koreans
>>75127763
>I was thinking of starting with the omnibus
That'd be great, go ahead and enjoy the ride.
>>75127829
He's a supreme gentleman
>>75127861
it's a jap faggot
forgot the name anyone know
i didn't grow up reading superhero comics or watching any of the shows so you could say i'm enlightened because of it
>>75127623
Should Mississauga be evaporated in nuclear hellfire?
>>75127623
Will the Chinese rule the world
A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.
There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied
>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball
The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨
So next day comes by, so he starts asking
-So drop of water, why are you called like that
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water
-Really nice, and you snowflake
>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake
-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball
>LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP
>>75127886
stop posting asians
>>75127889
Wrong
>>75127858
>not biking
you really should
>>75127623
are you done checking
>>75127923
I ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS IF I'LL EVER GET A JOB REEEEEEEEEEE
UCK YOU ALL YOU PIECES OF SHIT I KNOW YOU GUYS THINK YOURE SO COOL BECAUSE YOU IGNORE MY ASS AND WHAT NOT BUT JUST KNOW THAT IF YOU WERE RIGHT NEXT TO ME I'D SOCK THE SHIT OUTTA YA YOU PUNK ASS BITCH I AM SICK AND TIRED OF MAKING GREAT OC TO NO AVAIL, SICK AND TIRED OF SLAMMING DOWN MY KEYBOARD. I HAVE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATED SUICIDE BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING GENERAL AND I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT. IF I WERE IN A ROOM WITH ALL OF YOU IN IT, I'D HAVE BULLETS WITH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR NAMES AND SHOOT IT UP YOUR ASS SO YOU CAN FEEL WHAT I FEEL MOTHERFUCKER ASS BITCH I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU COCKSUCKERS I AM DONE BEING LAUGHED AT, I AM DONE LOOKED DOWN UPON I AM FUCKING DONE COMPLETELY FUCK ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKER SONS OF BITCHES YOU'RE ALL MOTHERFUCKERS. 12 POSTS, 3 (YOU)S? IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE IVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE THREAD STARTED AND IVE HAD IT THATS ENOUGH
FUCK ALL OF YOU
>>75127923
that is pretty good
>>75127889
hahaha
We're superior to your shithole in every aspect. Stay jelly.
The roastie thing is a meme, it's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell" thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while my the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.
56
>Mississauga calling anyone a shithole
>>75127862
thanks
I left out the autistic part where I want to be able to run like him
>>75127971
Where did you get this pasta
reminder that americans still mutilate their babies gentials'
not a fan of asian women
I wondered why no one wrote a post for 20 minutes, then I realised the thread was abandoned .
quesataco
>>75127992
haha, that's fine
My favorite superhero is Batman, he's a beast
>>75128002
west coast confirmed best coast
hate oreintals
>>75127909
asianqt3.14posting is better than the caraspam/vapespam/animespam/drumpfspam that makes up most of cum
>>75127971
Going to post this on /r9k/. Good idea?
>>75128002
shan't be circumcizing my sons if i have kids
>>75127985
but i'm a white slav NEET living in a modest lorne park mansion.
so eat shit!
>tfw I had an image to post but can't find it
Anyone have that picture of the family wedding where the husband is a Eurasian man with Asian mother and the wife is a mulatto with a black dad?
>>75128033
I still don't get how batman can go toe-to-toe with superman without kryptonite
>>75128038
sort of scary this data is seven years old
you couldn't pay me to live in Mississauga 2bh
>>75127923
btfo
wish i could see webm thumbnails in my folder
>>75128046
t-thought you liked me
*runs off with tears in my squinted eyes*
>>75128038
>yfw hispanic births are the main reason for this
bucks is a friend
i still want to see his screenshots of the new mexican's posts and wanna know what they're for
>>75127319
what happened to /cum/
>>75128150
I killed it
>>75128150
summer and this general is full of college kids
>>75128127
they don't get that far north in such numbers friend
>>75128144
Nuevo Mexico?
>>75128150
they dont gimme enough (You)s so i dont get motivated to make new gimmicks that revitalize this piece of shit general.
>>75128165
Oregon is over 11% Latino/Hispanic
>>75128150
footkraut left us and we are left without a pariah so we just spend our hate on each other jackass
>>75128144
he has been afk for a while. probably on the prowl for women
>>75128129
thank you I screenshotted this to fuel my self esteem
>>75128150
PA representation declined
>>75127996
/sp/ masterrace
>>75128054
Go ahead
>>75128183
and the 90% other babies also do not circumsize since the map in Oregon is green
california is dumber than the black states
>>75128081
http://injustice.wikia.com/wiki/5-U-93-R
>>75127402
My brother has a BA in polysci and is working in PR now heh
>>75128162
>>75128163
>>75128171
>>75128185
>>75128188
how do we fix /cum/
how do we fix california
Turns out she was Chinese.
Good, now imma having some beer and jerk off to her in a bit. Good old summer break.
>>75128218
we need someone to hate
>>75128238
deport every single illegal
hang the traitors
>>75128238
kill the beaners
>>75128253
Hate me
Do your absolute worst I can take it
>>75127985
"""""""canada""""""
>>75128100
https://www.codecguide.com/download_k-lite_codec_pack_standard.htm
Could do with a gf
Havent had one in 25 years
Hahaha.
Hah.
>>75128218
infuse more autism
>>75128288
The next 50 years are going to be very interesting
people at work really like to gossip
its worse than high school desu
>>75128322
I am really considering work in the UK
even though my job would pay half as much
>>75128339
isn't oregon like pretty white tho
>>75128361
no, it's asian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qg9rZIkMMA
>>75127886
i don't think she's a jap
i couldn't find a name but 一万只煎饺OvQ led to a goldmine of photos
>>75128372
it's like about as white as PA
>>75128384
Thanks I think she's chinese. youjian8 gets me closer.
>>75128405
found her insta
https://www.instagram.com/misafighting/
>>75127761
>Russia
feels good man
>>75128434
today is a good day
>>75128427
suburban toronto is shit, but old toronto has some nice bits. on the other hand, Mississauga is 100% trash
https://www.google.ca/maps/@43.6903284,-79.2920456,3a,75y,19.35h,78.74t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sg9OsmIHyueOC7pPmLHY9hQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>tfw unironically live near here
very worried about the future of the white race
>>75127623
Do you like me?
>>75128479
Thank Allah all the whities will be bred out in the near future
woah i can see my house from here
>>75127623
Should Mexico annex central america?
>>75128474
>he wants to live in urban cities instead of suburbia
kys
>>75128577
no u
>>75128509
ideal world makeup:
30% white
30% asian
30% black
10% me
>tfw like the taste of the cheapest beer in the store more than the taste of the second cheapest beer in the store
also check this out: https://www.instagram.com/p/ouyCany8KM/?taken-by=misafighting
>>75128245
more please
>>75127623
Can you give me 30 million dollars as a gift?
>>75128603
that'd be perfect in 10 years
ideal world makeup:
45% white
45% asian
10% hapa
>>75128615
literally the chinese anzu
>>75127623
What about only 20 million dollars? Can I get 20 million US bucks?
>>75128626
honestly I created a made up nation that consisted of north america, eastern russia, japan, southeast asia, australia, britannia, iceland, northern germany and france, and made the demographics like that. when I started distributing the populations some female classmates saw and thought it was hilarious. then they scribbled all over the paper
I guess that's a no ;_; from Donald Trump.
>>75128626
>hapa
>wanting mass murderers
>>75128668
incredibly autistic
>>75128685
what happened?
>>75128615
BASED Mao didn't die for this shit
>>75128668
>ywn be staceys manlet hapa platonic boytoy
why live?
>>75128694
not even the worst of it. I set up the entire government structure and lore around it too
>>75128694
I asked Trump (who is >>75127623) for a few millions twice, once here >>75128623 and once here >>75128663.
He said "Let me check" in each case.
>>75128708
pretty much was a eunuch to a lesbian who looked like emily for a while. jewish women like to make fun of me. I don't mind any of it
Reeeee lynch is doing the whole misdirection thing again
I think i'm going to ask this girl from a club i'm in out.
This is a terrible idea.
i have to make sure my house doesnt reek of alcohol
Chinese girls doe...
>>75128751
febreeze? car air fresheners?
>>75128778
i used febreeze
it doesnt smell like it right now but i have to be careful to not spill any of my booze
>>75128764
are they attractive because we think they're easier to get than koreans and japs?
>mississauga's a shitho-
>>75128799
no lol wtf is wrong with you.
all girls are equally easy or hard to get
ugh just saw an ad with Mark "Viet Smasher" Wahlberg
>>75128797
why? is the landowner gonna stop in?
>>75128827
i own my house
and no its because the ladyfriend is going to be coming over again on monday
>>75128808
le.
>>75128841
oh damn
make sure to have some books on the shelves. don't look like a pleb.
>>75128764
Viet girls are hotter
>>75128808
it's still a shitho-
this is my waifu everyone else fuck off she's mine
opposing race mixing on the basis of dysgenics is just retarded. the mixed ones will mutate and evolve over the years to adapt to the environment just as the current non mixed population did.
opposing it on the basis of not wanting more competition for women of your race is the rational stance if you find women of other races unattractive.
pearl of the golden horseshoe, truly
last year of college. I'll actually try this entire year, if I fail then Ill kms or just go live in the woods
>>75128888
she looks deformed
>>75128891
i think people overthink it quite a bit
also we've reached the point where human technology can prevent us from evolving. just look at australia. white people getting skin cancer at high rates, but with sunscreen, indoors A/C, good clothing, and modern medicine, they don't need to slowly adapt dark skin to survive
>>75128936
>>75128934
that just slows evolution down. medicine isnt perfect.
genetic modification isnt too far in the future either which is another reason not to give too much of a shit about race mixing
>>75128945
i wouldn't exist without racemixing
Reminder we all came from Africa
>>75128958
same
>>75128954
yeah it'll be neat-o to see where tech goes.
I'm most concerned about what will happen to all the people who will lose jobs when AI can be implemented to all sorts of jobs.
>>75128958
>implying you exist now
nice spook
>>75128888
>having yellow fever
Yeah, keep her.
>>75128976
this girl is very average
>>75128958
in ur senpai history, was the native american or male? i assumed white men sort of just banged whatever native woman, but what about native men? must have been kind of awkward back then
>>75128976
your girl is man face
and i also like white girls
the asians are more mentally unstable and like me more
>>75128986
Take that back
>>75128976
G A B R I E L
A
B
R
I
E
L
>>75129011
A-allo
>>75128991
my great grandmother was a native woman from south dakota who ran off with a white man
the native blood comes from my mother's side
great grandmother was a native
grandmother is half
mother is one fourth
I'm one eight
>A White House official told reporters that President Trump is "exhausted" just three days into his first trip abroad as president.
>Trump was expected to say "Islamist extremism" during his speech to Muslim leaders in Saudi Arabia, but instead said "Islamic extremism."
>When asked why Trump deviated from the prepared text of his speech, an administration official said Trump is "just an exhausted guy."
B T F O
T R U M P
F U
O M
$ P
another fucking Mark "Agent Orange" Wahlberg ad
fuck the fundamental theorem of calculus when applied to line integrals
>>75129025
Do you have any trace of native features? I assume not but who knows
holy frigging shoot a 41 inch pusheen plush is 369 bucks on amerzon
OMG ITS THE SAME GIRL HOLY FUCK!!!!
LOOK SAME GIRL! ...I think...
>>75129049
none at all, my mother barely has any
i have brown hair and blue eyes
i've always been told i look like my father
52
75
hope you get banned again
are you supposed to peel your lips when they are peelable or is it magically supposed to heal despite one end being disconnected?
>>75129199
I only ever got banned when I intentionally went out of my way to get myself banned.
>4 hours of twin peaks
fuggggg
>>75129222
NO SPOILERS NO SPOILERS
Should I do another Half life 2 or Alien Isolation playthrough
LYYYYYYYYNNNNCCHHHHHHHHHH
>>75129235
Half life 2
>>75129195
wonderbread'd
is your height the average between your mom and dad?
>>75129217
idk but everytime I peel, my lip bleeds
>>75129235
isolation because hl2 is cool but I don't get the hype
>>75129222
how many episodes does the season have besides the four?
>>75129259
i'm taller than my dad
>>75129264
no idea 8 or 18 or something
wait, so was that just episode 1 or what
the credits said it was part 1
>>75129028
Trump is low energy
He's becoming everything he hated
>>75129290
no idea what you watched, there was 2 hours and theres another 2
currently streaming on brettygood com
Was such a thing as a study or an essay of mental pathologies of Nazi war criminals ever conducted? I could be a reader
>>75129323
part 2 is currently streaming? I was using a /tv/ chat stream
learned some somali
>>75129334
ep 3
ep 1 and 2 just finished
>>75129340
wait, where did part 2 end?
I got up to the bar with james and the green handed guy
why dont niggers play hockey?
>>75129359
yup that was ep2, ep3 is streaming now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAE_QQ-GcJE
gonna watch twin peaks with my xfinity™ account tomorrow, buds
i want to jerk off again but im so tired and my penis is all worn out
>>75129363
hockey requires expensive equipment to play
it's why futball is so popular in 3rd world shitholes, it requires no money to play
>>75129363
idk but hockey is scarey.
i dont feel the urge to jerk off
>>75129378
so part 1 was 2 episodes?
>>75129414
yup
>>75129414
part 1 and 2 were aired together in a 2 hour long presentation
>>75129414
you haven't missed much come see ep 3
>>75129388
i play hockey and old equipment is dirt cheap
some older guys even give it away sometimes
>>75129391
vagina
i never understood why liberals hate hunting so much
>>75129462
dont know
it's fun
t. was shooting turkeys last sunday with my dad
>>75129462
hunting = hurting innocent animals
grocery store = magically appearing meat
Hey there everybody!
If we have no fur because we wear clithes, why are africans naked and furless? Checkmate, Bill.
>>75129442
its too late for me
I'll have to download it later
>>75129501
>>75129492
Terrible posts
>>75129515
bit rude
ohiANO
>>75129492
i liked this post
>>75129501
i didnt understand this post
I would appreciate if everybody in /cum/ stopped referring to me as ohiANO
cute /cum/ bois
CHI
ohi
ANO
My dad is Anglo only my mother is CHI please stop this slander at once
having scary heart problems lads
ill see you on the other side
why are girls so cute it's not fair
>only my mother is CHI
>>75129460
black menace can fly away and win through attrition
>the comfy detective adventures of Twin peaks, WA is gone
I have blue eyes please stop this
>>75129569
Where?
>>75129614
maybe you should show us an example
>>75129644
here
racial ambiguous twin peaks THOT
>>75129663
do you guys seriously not find asian girls attractive?
my brain must be warped then from crushing on asian girls in elementary school.
>>75129687
no you just posted a 6/10 one before
>>75129687
theres chinks, gooks and japs everywhere here
I can 100% assuredly say theyre not attractive
>>75129687
asian faces do nothing for me
went to two different grocery stores today and acted like a total moron at both
>>75127623
should I kill myself?
when you see this image, what comes to mind?
>>75127319
FUCK DONALD TRUMP UGH UGH GUGUGU UGH FUCK DONALD TRUMP! FUCK HIS PERFECT ASS! SUCK HIS PERFECT COCK:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkZ5e94QnWk
Come on guys sign along!
>>75129687
you just keep posting retards
>>75129687
i want to live in hongcouver so bad
>>75129725
arousal in my penis area
>>75129725
not a fan of homosexuals
have yet to see one southern flag poster that ISNT gay
spent 2 years, probably averaging around 5h per day farming for a Dragon Slayer in Legend of Mir 2.
So around 3500 hours.
>>75129710
This.
BIG fan of homosexuals
>>75129774
it's like Russia, we're all closet gays
I don't quite get the hate for fags
one time my boss told me he was worried about me because i kept talking all the overtime i could get a couple years ago
he asked me if i was having trouble with my girlfriend or something and i told him i didn't have one
from that day i think he knew about how much of a miserable cunt i am
>>75127623
will i have a happy life
im left handed
>>75129798
whats ur job senpai
>>75129816
fake
>>75127623
will i die of alcohol poisoning
>>75127623
should I keep drinking alcohol every night?
>>75129821
no it true
>>75129819
it's related to engineering
>>75129839
>>75129839
>>75129828
>when a Donald Trump roll gives you good life advice
>>75129842
you fucked it up and youre gay for making a powerpuffgirls thread
>>75129842
>forgetting /cum/ in the name space
>>75129842
really good thread
how are you planning on anyone finding it?
someone might wanna make a thread with /cum/ in the subject line
>its a cooper gets autism episode and becomes rain man
>>75129896
NO SPOILERS
Is Twin Peaks a remake of the 90ies series? Or does it begin where the old series ended? Or is it a completely new series?