/brit/

>>75110009
First

>>75110009
good op

We were discussing legs, NOT faces. Simple as

plymouth is actually alright place

>defending sanctions and regulation of the internet
>on 4chan

fuck off newcunts

good thread

>>75112152
Yanks are incredibly gay

>>75112122

But you get to do interesting things with those, you get to plan out engines and planes, or do some weird research and have nearly guaranteed employment, but writing.....in hindsight being really really good at history is just a waste of time

Hate Brits
Love the Irish, simple as

fucking 93 IQ mick cunt with his early thread

immensely sexually frustrated lads

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494866330144.webm

>>75112178
Novody is doing this but they will not be creating a new internet. Do you even know what that would take, to bring Britain off the worldwideweb onto a new government owned internet infrastructure you dumb bellend. Even China doesn't do that.

>>75112219
>bar
>in the middle of nowhere
>massive parking lot
>next to a major road

hmm i wonder why there's so much drunk driving in america

>>75112261
Maith an fear

reactivated the OKcupid account

the same runtish women are still on there from 6 months ago

and the best part? even these freaks and rejects won't respond to me

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>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours

she broke my heart lads, how do i get over it?
haven't felt this shit in years.

Mad innit how we just eat chicken tits like it's normal...

>>75112318

What's the going rate for this role?

>>75112294
>>75111775
>"Some people say that it is not for government to regulate when it comes to technology and the internet," it states. "We disagree."

>The plans will allow Britain to become "the global leader in the regulation of the use of personal data and the internet", the manifesto claims.

>The manifesto even suggests that the government might stop search engines like Google from directing people to pornographic websites. "We will put a responsibility on industry not to direct users – even unintentionally – to hate speech, pornography, or other sources of harm," the Conservatives write.

>"In harnessing the digital revolution, we must take steps to protect the vulnerable and give people confidence to use the internet without fear of abuse, criminality or exposure to horrific content", the manifesto claims in a section called 'the safest place to be online'.

>"It should be as unacceptable to bully online as it is in the playground, as difficult to groom a young child on the internet as it is in a community, as hard for children to access violent and degrading pornography online as it is in the high street, and as difficult to commit a crime digitally as it is physically."

>"While we cannot create this framework alone, it is for government, not private companies, to protect the security of people and ensure the fairness of the rules by which people and businesses abide," the document reads."Nor do we agree that the risks of such an approach outweigh the potential benefits."

fuck off damage controlling rorke
4chan is for freedom of the internet NOT supporting govt. sanctions and regulation

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494866810898.webm

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once bid £110 for this book on ebay, I did not win

>>75112340

Not really lad, it's the biggest muscles they have.

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genuinely worried labour will win

>>75112345
An arm and a leg

I wish i were born in the age of the greeks.

Where rather than having pop music blare at the beginning of sporting events, people we were treated to intellectual debate between foremost philosophers.

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>tfw being poortherner

>>75112345
not sure but i hear they get an annual 5% pay increase, not too shabby to be honest

>>75112304
leave your keys in the gas cover and take a cab if u can't handle your drink

They'll give you a day or 2 before they tow it.

>Wollongong

haha

>>75112373
>wanting mummynet
genuinely worried tories will win

>>75112392
Didn't they have some kind of Olympic debating thing? Where you could win a gold for outdebating your opponent or whatever

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ah yes

>>75112395
>gif
fuck off

I'm going to buy some stuff on Amazon

Looking at lip balm currently
Guess I'll buy some lip balm, women's skinny jeans, a top and maybe new shoes

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>I wish i were born in the age of the greeks.

>Where rather than having pop music blare at the beginning of sporting events, people we were treated to intellectual debate between foremost philosophers.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39927255

BIG

>>75112434
sort of.

hmmmm hang on lads somethings not right

isn't it supposed to the leftists who want government to step in and control and regulate everything and police what you can and can't say???? what's going on?????

>>75112346
I am not supporting sanctions but you specifically said she was building a new internet and that is. Ot even being suggested. Get it through your dumb leftypol skull Im on your side but stop lying like leftists always do and use actual facts.

>>75112346

>the plans will allow Britain to become the global leader in the regulation of the influence of the jewish people

>In harnessing the social revolution, we must take steps to protect the vulnerable and give people confidence to use the financial industry without fear of abuse, criminality or exposure to horrific content, the mainfesto claims in a section called "the safest place to own a house"

>>75112416
yeah, i get that, but the legal limit for you is 0.08 which is about 3 beers, which is less than what most people drink on a fri/sat

point is the urban form tells you the only way to go there is to drive, yet doing so is massively irresponsible

it's bad design

@yanks
A bar is the thing that separates you and the bartender

A pub is the building you're sitting in

Dragons den it is

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alarm will go off in less than 12 hours from now, almost all of that time will be occupied with sleep

think a girl would enjoy being taken to a really swanky cocktail bar?

I like how Theresa May has revealed her power level.

>>75112494
>a government controlled and sanctioned Internet where they decide what is shared, redirected and posted online
>not a new Internet
fuck off you cretin

>>75112392
what did they debate?
the best way to conduct a sacrificial feast to their representative god?
the best way to oil up naked man?
should women also compete in sporting events naked?
is it permissible to court a lad as long as there is no anal penetration?
Why is Plato such a nonce?
and so on

me and the lads just got to the pub and this group of kings were sitting at the table we reserved, the bloody cheek!
Told the bartender and he chuckled and said he'd sort it after serving customers, been 10 mins now better hurry ffs

>>75112510
Same

im kind of a big deal on a fairly irrelevant social media site that falsely inflates my ego.

What's the southern equivalent of the north yorkshire countryside?
> beautiful landscapes
> ancient picturesque villages and towns dotted around
> friendly, affluent and relaxed people
> excellent coastline
> never more than 15 minutes away from a first class pub

devon? dorset?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494867199836.webm

>>75112392
ah yes
*enslaves you*

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anime

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>drudgery upon the cockcrow

is shit

>>75112346
Give up, most british people don't care about living in a nanny state or their privacy. Not that you were doing a very good job of convincing people to vote for the opposition by being an annoying runt making new threads 50 posts early anyway.

>>75112568
Get a bit of a stiff willy at Deborah ngl

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big milky chebs desu

>>75112392
you probably just want a go at young boys

>>75112573
i'm from yorkshire and somerset is alri

shame about the people

what if i dont want to be lead? where does that vote go?

>>75112587
>Bakemonogatari

shite series lad

>>75112582
predictable, but still kek'd

>>75112602
have literally never made a new

jog on

hate pints
love willies

>>75112614
she has a nice set of chebaroonies

shagged a fat girl without a condom last night

haha hope she was on the pill

>Thinking May will enact a North Korean style internet.

Lot's of Tory voters are old senile fucks and they don't know shit about technology. New things scare them. She's just talking it up to reassure them.

She won't do shit. She'll enact some symbolic useless law that Google have to give data over when a warrant is granted for MUH TERRORISTS ATTACKING THE NHS and Google will tell her to fuck off.

>>75112556
Meant mongs not kings, aha don't look down on me for phoneposting please lads

>>75112630
its actually really good https://openings.moe/?video=Opening2-Owarimonogatari

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RED
SURGE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/2017/05/19/got-guy-danny-devito-backs-jeremy-corbyn-prime-minister/

>>75112679
how big?

love chubby lasses not so keen on fatties, did she have that dark discolouring around her fanny like all fat girls do?

>>75112684
that's a very dangerous mindset

hate footy
hate pints
hate fags
love eccies
love bangin' choons

>>75112502
Incorrect. "Pubs" in the US are universally cheesy fake irish tourist traps.

You want a good spot to drink here, you want a bar. The dirtier and more biker infested they are, the cheaper and stronger the drinks will be and the more drunk they'll let you get before you get booted. The one I posted will let you die in the bathroom if you want.

>>75112679
did you splooge

>>75112460
thanks mate, that is what i was hoping to induce.

Sure, I do Hibiscus. But I also do dirt. Poleaboo hasn't understood this for 3 years.

>Thinking May will enact the Investigatory Powers bill.

Lot's of Tory voters are old senile fucks and they don't know shit about technology. New things scare them. She's just talking it up to reassure them.

She won't do shit. She'll enact some symbolic useless law that Google have to give data over when a warrant is granted for MUH TERRORISTS ATTACKING THE NHS and Google will tell her to fuck off.

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the gf

>>75112700
You are perfectly entitled to your own opinion lad even if it is TOTALLY WRONG

shagged a fat lad in the arse without a condom last night

haha hope he doesn't have hiv

>>75112707
reasonably plump I'd say
not too fat to the point that things are sagging, it's that kind of fatness where it holds together still

>did she have that dark discolouring around her fanny like all fat girls do?
yes

>>75112721
yeah

>>75112712
but fags and eccies are like chalk and cheese

love pints
love willies

>Tory voters are old senile fucks
How is this allowed?

>>75112712
Alri Lim, you should've stuck to the webcam streams

>>75112765
inside her?

>>75112684
>>75112711

Why, it's exactly the same as dodgy Dave saying he will bring immigration down to the 10s of thousands.

Everyone knows its horseshit and probably not even possible. But it makes old people feel good that someone is talking tough on something they don't understand.

And I say this as a Tory voter myself. 3/4 of the voterbase of all parties are clinically retarded.

Thinking about whether or not to ask this girl out on a date. Never done it before but I really need to lose the 'ginity and I don't want a one night stand.

>>75112774
>How is this allowed?
dont worry, on the mummynet it won't be

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>offering up the sweat of my brow heralded by the rising sun

>>75112760
>fat
>hiv
hmmmmmmmm

>>75112780
yeah

>>75112684
this
you already have no privacy you thickos, gchq taps the lines at the source
govt has nothing to gain from building some huge retarded chink firewall and wouldn't have the competence to do it without the secret services anyway

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quite like chinky lasses ngl

0.1% of the worlds circulating currency is in bitcoin

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you have TEN seconds to explain why labour is a bad

go on, I'll be waiting

boggles the mind that there are "people" here that are going to vote conservative

must be either retarded or twisted fucking psychopaths

>>75112799
Send out some feelers to get a sense if she's likely to say yes or no

>Can I have an orange juice please?
>Sure, would you like ice?
>Is it chilled?
>With ice it will be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaU67brhu8s

quality banter, 2 mins

>>75112794
>And I say this as a Tory voter myself
yeah when you're damage controlling mummynet after she's already passed the snoopers charter, that was obvious

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>>75112620
looks alright

Just had a really lovely day driving around in the Yorkshire countryside and it struck me how perfect it is up here.

Suppose I should go down south myself one day and see what they have to offer.

>>75112834
the leader likes the IRA

>>75112794
have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?

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>>75112817
good lad

>>75112834
amount of reasons labour is absolute cancer couldn't fit into the character limit chum

Downloading loads of Timea Bella videos in HD

>>75112832
and a huge chunk of that is circulated paying for drugs on the internet
what a time to be alive

>>75112813
nice

feels the best 2bh

Conservatives are the REAL fascists

just finished the grass, time to crack open the voddy

>>75112815
this
you already have no privacy you thickos, gchq taps the lines at the source
govt has nothing to gain from passing some huge retarded bill and wouldn't have the competence to do it without the secret services anyway

made a roast today

watching a film tonite

>>75112920
spitroaster ya ma today

So tired

Wonder if this is the antidepressants

made a toast roday

>>75112834

Leader and chancellor have economic policies straight out of a mixture of the 1970s and Communism 101.

So incompetent they can't assemble a shadow cabinet that follow the leader.

95% of the parliamentary party MPs are opposed to Corbyn and just waiting for him to step down. If he doesn't step down after this election and momentum retain their stranglehold they'll probably splinter and form a new party.

Diane Abbott

>>75112878
yet you can find the tory manifesto online

>shagging fat girls for sport
ah yes, the life of deano

>>75112920
how to make roast? i love them but feel ashamed i cant make them

>>75112861
Nothing wrong with this

>>75112933
why are you taking antidepressants you spoon

>>75112917
???

>>75112966
yeah if you're irish mate

>>75112940
that'd be good imo, should have split years ago

>>75112924
Which one x

https://twitter.com/xofjosh/status/865935626104967168
Haha

Corbyn said something vague about the IRA 25 years old so I'm voting for the tories to destroy the NHS, demolish the welfare state, steal the houses of dementia sufferers, collect data and restrict free speech, siphon all the wealth into the hands of the elites etc

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yes lads

the pub sunday dinner

>>75112968
Investigatory Powers bill

educated yourself, rorke

where should i go on holiday in august?

>>75112815
>>75112917
state controlled internet will be necessary to prevent the upcoming revolutions/civil war to be honest

>>75112976
I am haha
*flings my legs about off into the sunset*

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>>75112989

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why are antifa so edgy?

Is 50 pushups, 20 pullups and 100 crunches a good goal for a workout lads?

>>75112991
fuck off lad it was not vague

>>75112992
>pints
GOOD lad

>>75113013
which footy match is this?

>>75112998

Come see the Great American Eclipse with me

>>75113017
You're a fat peice of shit if you're under 30 and can't do those anyway

>>75112967
Because I don't want to continue feeling terrible all the time

But my GP is forcing me to do counselling in addition to taking the pills
Though she'd rather I just do therapy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIw9GtwD7Wg

>>75113028
celtic v hearts

>>75112963
very easy. 3 stages really.

put the meat in for half hour
put the potatoes in for 20 mins
take potatoes out and turn them
put potatos back in with parsnips for 20 minutes
take them both out and turn them again
put them all back in with carrots for another 20 mins

meat, potatoes, carrots and parsnips done, boil whatever other veg you want and use the stock to make gravy. voila

>>75113041
antidepressants don't target the source of your depression, they're shit

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494880697220.webm

sometimes the memes just align perfectly

>>75112986
Romuald et Juliette

>>75113041
stop fucking taking hormones
start meditating

>>75112992
>Lettuce on a Sunday dinner

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>a gibraltan semi-professional team has more wins against celtic this season than the entire scottish top division

>>75113017
crunches are shit and don't do anything
20 pull-ups is a good standard
50 press-ups in one set is mediocre
That's not really a session though, it's like a test more than anything else.
>>>/fit/ and READ THE FUCKING STICKY

i'm not a nice person

>>>/wsg/1698890

test test test

really should remember how to do this by now

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrX56aR-nB8

NEW VIDEO LADS

>>75113092
clearly cabbage lad

Remember when the internet was like the wild west in the late 90s and early 2000s

It was only a matter of time before politicians caught on. It was never gonna last.

It's already gone anyway, all our posts here are probably in multiple databases. There have been public archives of 4chan for years.

>>75112992
potatoes dont look very good tbqh

>>75113092
you silly boy

>>75113092
>lettuce

what's a really good core exercise?

>>75113038
>>75113105
t. guys who don't lift

>>75113104
do you think the homoeroticism is deliberate ?

https://twitter.com/celticfc/status/866302374389977089

>>75113137
front rack holds
yoke walks
Paused front squats

>>75113080
Um sweetie that's a flick not a film

>>75113065
Yeah, I know
That's what I originally said but I've given up now, just let the drugs delude me

>>75113088
I'd feel lost and directionless without hormones

>>75113137
weighted inverted leg lifts 2bqh

>>75113137
jumping on a trampoline

>>75113123
they're good

>>75113137
Planks

>>75113159
nah its a film

>>75113152
I've lifted competitively thanks very much mate
>>75113164
take a heroic dose of LSD
that'll sort you right out

>>75113175
Stop being a gay boy

>>75113137
skipping

>>75113183
they look like frozen ones tbphwy, sorry lad.

>>75113137
hanging leg raises

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>51 posters

Dead Sunday /brit/

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>>75113112

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_M._Kelley

>He bought his first piece of land, a farm near his childhood home, at age 17, and his first warehouse at age 20

Why didn't you save 5 pence a week and buy a farm at 17 /brit/? This thread is the definition of entitled millennials

>>75113196
this

lost interest in the poleaboo story but a psychedelic drugs arc would get me interested again

collegehumour is pretty funny tbqh

pointing out how most liberals are pretty racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du94GxXjBuY

>>75113092
I sure hope this was ironic

>>75113223
needs more aussies desu

>>75113204
>>75113217
See
>>75113199

Nancy boys the lot of 'em

>>75113223
51 people in a room isn't really dead

>>75113041

GPs are wank for depression.

Just man up desu, unless you want to be sitting around a circle with dried up 40 year old single mums talking about your feelings.

(That's all my GP offered, I declined)

lol cheers for the (You)'s lads can't believe you fell for it x

>>75112614
any more of her? shes got such a nice body

>>75113164
that's what the meditation is for
despite popular belief it isn't just 'sitting still and not moving much for a few minutes'

>>75113279
Those dried up single mums are probably now fine and you still post on here one a retard

>>75113246
Collegehumour pre-2010 was genuinely hilarious, I've spent hours watching their videos.

>>75113206
don't taste like it

>>75113291
yeah

screw this i'm gonna build my own internet
with blackjack
and hookers

Anyone here want to have a go on my arse? It's big and soft.

is it hard to get an appointment with an actual psychiatrist in britain?

>>75113305

Except I'm not depressed anymore.

*enters thread on all fours*

>>75113279
I've already been booked in for a one-on-one session

What can GPs offer other than drugs or therapy?

>>75113296
No, that's silly hippy stuff

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>>75113267
>You will never experience an IRL /brit/ thread in which we drink beer and chaotically 'shitpost' in a Parliament-style verbal exchange

drinking an ipa

>>75113346
He posts depressingly

right now how can I embed a webm with sound from /wsg/ here instead of linking to it?

>>75113369
Haven't the foggiest chap

>Timea Bella & Linda Sweet - Triple Anal with 5 Guys (Double TAP)

triple anal hmmm, where can you go from there?

>tfw still need to wash my clothes, dry them and iron them

>>75113355
Just do it you fucking pussy

>>75113369
prefer not to say

>>75113343
gp appointment+referral->assessment->psychiatrist

>>75113347
*kicks you back into your runt cage*

>>75113329
epic reference bro
*fistbumps you*
*upvotes you on my bot accounts*
*posts an image of bender with a camera subtitled with "neat"*

>>75113343
nah

saw the doctor once, told her i was having trouble with motivation and she booked me one right there

>>75113308
it's still good, they've just kind of shifted the direction of their content

>>75113357
I have tried to organise 2 (TWO) meet ups for this and nothing.

Who /FailedNottinghamMeet2015/ here?

>>75113407
bit rude

>>75113416
>phone psychiatrist
>make appointment
>show up

wtf how is goten younger in super than he was during the buu saga

>>75113355
why haven't you eaten a 10 strip of acid yet?

>£3000 (three thousand pounds)
>one hug (1 embrace)

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>>75113291
loads more lad

>>75113446
missed the part where you pay there lad

>>75113355
>No, that's silly hippy stuff
doesn't sound like your alternative is working very well
http://how-to-meditate.org/

>>75113416
p shit desu

/brit/ at a party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtglJ5kqr6A

>>75113461
They look like they could be real, too, which just makes me want to see her nips

>>75113406
Meditation is for pussies

Besides I don't want to be stuck with my thoughts that's what I'm trying to escape

>>75113416
had my assessment in December
My GP had to chase up the counselling

>>75113479
that's for free, if you want to go private you can do so pretty much whenever but you have to pay the bloke

think meeting people from /brit/ would be weird

the election will backfire on May

they will not reach 326 seats and nobody will go into coalition with them

never watched any of the Alien movies. seen multiple clips and am familiar with the plot and all the pivotal scenes etc, but never actually watched any of them

likewise with the harry potter and, until recently, the star wars movies

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>>75113441
>it's a /brit/ attempts a meetup episode

>>75113467
you pay for it in britain as well just via taxes instead of via insurance

>>75113497
Dat nose

BREAKING

new pengest munch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrX56aR-nB8

BREAKING

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>>75113075

reminder that i would have heem'd all 5 hijackers, programmed the plane to land, sat down and lit a cigar

>>75113523
Bloody well hope so.
Not sure which would be sweeter: seeing the smug lefty Corbynites get what's coming to them when Labour collapses..
..or watching the smug Tory cunts see their epic gamble backfire and blow up in their face

>>75113525
harry potter films are all shite unless you want to watch emma watson, just read the books

Alien is a classic film, you should watch it
the others you don't need to bother with

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I'm really bad at conversation lads, especially small talk

sometimes people will just tell me something then smile at me waiting for me to respond and I often don't know how to respond so the convo stops there

also not sure if I'm being polite and making conversation or if people find me annoying/boring

>>75113539
the usa spends a higher percentage of tax revenue on government funded healthcare than the uk does, completely ignoring private spending

>>75113552
thats still a thing? fucking dead meme mate

>>75113532
Omg i asked for this the other day

I remember this day (not the meet up I was talking about) but this is probably the thread(s) that have made me chortle most in /brit/

>>75113568
>or watching the smug Tory cunts see their epic gamble backfire and blow up in their face
this because corbynites know they're fucked.

>>75113532
nice you condensed the information into a puzzle i have to decipher
shant

>>75113578
yeah kind of shit now but we were talking about him earlier

>>75113355
>drugs or therapy?

Nothing. GPs can't handle not having some sort of symptom to cure like a broken leg or infection. They don't understand mental illness. Once they realise you came to them because you're "sad" they get dismissive.

If they referred you to some sort of therapy you did well, otherwise they're best avoided instead of actual mental health professionals.

>the lad from pengest munch is 24

what the fuck lads

>>75113571
Same lol x

>>75113532
>posting the version with the tripshit in that was in the thread purely for attention

>>75113571
>also not sure if I'm being polite and making conversation or if people find me annoying/boring
I have this but now I kinda just carry on
If im annoying them they won't interact with me and if I stop we'recommend not interacting anyway so the result is essentially the same

>>75113607
>kind of shit now

always was mate

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>>75113582
It was absolutely chaotic. Never seen /brit/ move so fast

>the /brit/ meetup was three years ago

>>75113467
Pre-obamacare
>hand them insurance card, employer pays most if not all of insurance cost
>pay the $10-20 copay
>do the same to pick up prescriptions

Post-obamacare
>pay ridiculous amount for insurance card because I'm white and employed, employer cannot afford to cover full insurance cost anymore due to massive price increase
>"Sorry, we don't accept coverage from your provider. You'll have to go somewhere else or pay out of pocket."
>go to another psychiatrist
>hand them expensive insurance card
>pay the $50 copay
>go to pick up prescriptions
>hand them expensive insurance card
>"Sorry, your insurance doesn't cover [x medication] so you'll have to pay out of pocket if you want it."

>>75113627
what? I legitimately thought the whole gimmick was that he's like 14

>>75113605
Mate, one of the most famous /brit/ images ever

Fucking newfags

>>75113612
The only issue is I have anxiety and poor communication skills

Not sure if I can make use of therapy

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Just want to disappear into a gothic youse in northern yankland

So a rorke is a xenophobe?

>>75113502
>Meditation is for pussies
that anon wasn't me, i'm pretty sure he was talking about the acid

and meditation is precisely the opposite of being stuck with your thoughts. honestly, you should at least take the time to read up and educate yourself on it a bit before dismissing it, because there are a lot of widely-held misconceptions about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuW0mQ7orNM

>>75113571
Have not a smidgen of personality so often fail to think of anything humorous and don't respond ahah

>>75113545
having a strong nose is a sign of fertility

>>75113605
>He thinks I made this image

>>75113629
Do you have another version? If you do it would be an excellent addition to my /brit/ folder

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>>75113499

they are real, she's a fat bitch, there was a rar of loads of her pictures including some bare tits knocking about

>>75113677
who the hell made their clothes?

>>75113683
fuck off reddit

>>75113564
very big pair of pants at the bottom there

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Scottish National Party or Scottish Conservatives?

>>75113664
ah yes the "i never remembered paying for insurance because i was 3 and now i blame obamacare for my private insurance being expensive"

>>75113667
Elijah Quashie was born in 1993, although observers have remarked upon his teenage looks at length.[5][6] In a deleted tweet, he confirmed his age as 23 at the time of his viral breakthrough, while noting that he "looks more like 15".[7] He has since been described by The Guardian as having "zero appetite" for discussing his age.[3]

It's wiki but I cbf looking up more

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495254855147.webm

>>75113647
I think I tried to organise the Nottingham meet in the March after this happened and no one was keen in case it was a replay of this one.

Also only just realised the date on 4chan goes Month Day Year - haram as fucking a pig called Mohammed at Fajr

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is there anything cringier than 'gamers'?

>>75113703
Don't believe this

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>>75113706
I have the same as yours but the the tripfag removed. Have this one though.

My rickety digs look like they haven't been changed in years, never mind a good wash

>work in 9 hours

>>75113751
yes

Business idea:
Open a fish and chips shop

>>75113502
>Meditation is for pussies
>Besides I don't want to be stuck with my thoughts that's what I'm trying to escape

But that's literally what therapy will do.

Therapy is for people too stupid to use mindfulness to think these things to themselves or control their thoughts with meditation, so a human being has to tediously drag you through every question and thought you're supposed to be having yourself.

I saw a counsellor and she just asked infuriating pointless questions like
>"Interesting. What do YOU think you should do?"
>"That sounds like a conundrum"
>"How do you feel about that?"

They're standins for an internal conversation you're supposed to have with yourself. Some people need prodding at every turn. I didn't go back.

Plus normies like to talk about themselves to other people. For some that's enough

business idea: kidnap stacey dooley and rent her out as a prostitute

>>75113793
*invests with my cv*

>>75113749
Yeah, I'm from Derbyhsire and was living in Notts at the time, I still fucked it off. Would never actually go to a 4chan meetup, it's fucking gay

Love Yorkshire
Love pints
Could do without southerners

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my cancer hurts

https://twitter.com/ginamielke/status/449168068389109760

>>75113525

>Le I never watched Star Wars or Harry Potter

>Look at me I'm so unique

>Not like those mindless normies haha I'm different.

>just came almost instantly with the gf

fucking gas me lads

I want to destroy China

>>75113765
Haha amazing, cheers

Fuck off m8!!

>>75113461
wew not a fan of her face, got any that really showcase her figure, or maybe a arse pic

>>75113748
Hassidic parties look great fun desu

Purim for the masses when

>>75113842
Pics? x

>>75113575
maybe due to our vastly larger population

hmm

>>75113745
ah no the "I pretend prices haven't gone up and coverage down every year post-ACA because it fits my twitter feed's socio-political agenda and I've never lived in the country I'm pretending to know about."

just realised that business is literally 'busy-ness'
can't believe I've never noticed this before

been with 5 girls and none have made me cum

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Scottish Conservatives or Scottish National Party?

>>75113855
Please don't appropriate my culture.

>>75113568
>seeing the smug lefty Corbynites get what's coming to them when Labour collapses

They're too in denial

They'll blame it on
>muh Murdoch press
>muh Blairite saboteurs
>muh stupid public
>muh media character assasination
>if they just got to know who corbyn really was everyone would love and adore him but the murdoch press lie

any one in london up for clubbing tomorrow

xoyo is £5 entry

>>75113765
Porridgelad

>>75113881
Out of those two? Scots Cons lad. In this election at least.

>>75113881
no

>Almost one million families to be hit by Theresa May's plan to end free school lunches, think tank warns - The Prime Minister has been branded "the lunch snatcher" over plans which the Education Policy Institute claims could cost hard-working families up to £440 a year

may took my lunch

business idea: set up a brit meetup then watch the autism from across the road with the lads

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>>75113875
fascinating stuff

>>75113904
yea can you put me on guest list? it's a bit of a drive but i'm down if it's going to be lit

>>75113904
>London
Sorry sweetie, this is a British board

>>75113571

It's easy, just pretend to give a shit about their bullshit or ask them a dumb question.

Or make it seem like you need their help. People like that.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495274177976.webm

>>75113803
Yeah, that's why I'm not sure counselling will work

My letter does say CBT/counselling so I think there will be that mindfulness that you spoke about

>>75113947

>>75113947

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>>75113871
am i being baited or do you not understand percentages?

>>75113904
>charging for entry at all on a monday

fuck off

>>75113931
>lit
fuck off, right now, sharpish

no time or patients for dickheads like you

>>75113904
same lad from last night?

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>>75113904
>paying to get into a club

>>75113821
I'd go but I'd I sit a certain Evelyn of normieness, and of course I'd leave at the first sign of a fucking week freak poster (or northerner)

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495390758841.webm

WEW
E
W

>>75113874
proofs?

>>75113871
per capita mate ;)

>>75113917
What the fuck should the state be paying for the lunches of middle-class and rich kids? Poor kids get free school lunches all the way up to age 16 and that's not scheduled to change

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>>75113917
dad actually was in school when maggie snatched the milk
he said he was really thankful for her because it was absolutely rank stuff

>>75113674

If you're like me it'll be really awkward and pointless and make you realise it's all just in your head and you'll deal with it your own way.

You need to go to that first session though just to get hit with it.

>>75113840
i-its like you've me all my life