/brit/

1st

Getting a bit obsessed with comparing the price per weight of products for my Tesco shop.

eg.
Straight cut oven chips 1.5kg = £1.00/kg
Tesco potato waffles 680g = £1.48/kg

Seems like the chips are the better deal, but maybe I prefer the waffles, enough to spend that extra 48p/kg. In this case, there is no need to decide. I can afford both. But the problem remains with almost every other foodstuff. How to avoid that false economy?

>10 posts early
stop doing this

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

OI!!!!!!!

JANNY!!!!!!!!!!

>>75094888
Big jawed slag

>>75094955
>frozen, unhealthy children's food

Absolute state of you.

>oh no my wife has just been slain and her carcass is still warm lying on the floor, I better get on twitter to milk this for all its worth!

is there a more disgusting human being than brendan cox? not even thomas mair would sink that low.

>>75094888
This is degenerate

>>75094955
you should look at:
>price
>preference/taste
>nutrition
and pick whichever is best in 2 categories

>>75094962
its debatable that that was ever the case

>>75094970
Check your T levels brother

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cara 2bh lads

Sticking some Rashad on the phone for the gym hehe

>>75094974
Ummm didn't she die like a year ago sweetie? x

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/6by659/is_my_mom_lying/
pissed my self laughing

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why is the bump limit 310?
why not 300?

>>75094988
she's genuinely not that attractive these days lmao

>>75094955

yeah i'm also like this

i travel nearly 4 miles to shop at aldi for meat and fish, because 4.98 p kg for chicken thigh as opposed to tescos 5.78.

but it then forays into treats and stuff which is a bit disturbing ie
>i'll treat myself by having a cheaper per kilo chocolate bar than the one i actually enjoy..

>>75094956
Not one of these threads hit bump limit.
>>75086974
>>75090403
>>75091966
>>75093375
>>75094888
If we wanted, we could bump them all right now and dominate page 1, out of nowhere.

I'M A NEWFOUNDLANDER BORN AND BRED
AND I'LL BE ONE 'TIL I DIE
I'M PROUD TO BE AN ISLANDER
AND HERE'S THE REASON WHY
I'M FREE AS THE WIND
AND THE WAVES THAT WASH THE SAND
THERE'S NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE
THEN HERE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

I SPENT SOME TIME IN NEW YORK STATE
AND I NEARLY LOST MY MIND
THE CITY LIFE'S TOO FAST FOR ME
NOBODY HAS THE TIME
CEMENT AND STEEL AND FLASHING LIGHTS IS ALL THAT I COULD SEE
IT MAY BE GOOD FOR NEW YORK STATE
BUT IT'S NO DAMN GOOD FOR ME

I'M A NEWFOUNDLANDER BORN AND BRED
AND I'LL BE ONE 'TIL I DIE
I'M PROUD TO BE AN ISLANDER
AND HERE'S THE REASON WHY
I'M FREE AS THE WIND
AND THE WAVES THAT WASH THE SAND
THERE'S NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE
THEN HERE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

IN MONTREAL THE FRENCHMEN SAY THAT THEY OWN LABRADOR
INCLUDING INDIAN HARBOR WHERE ME FATHER FISHED BEFORE
BUT IF THEY WANNA FIGHT FOR HER
I'LL SURLEY TAKE A STAND
AND THEY'LL REGRET THE DAY THEY TRIED TO TAKE OUR NEWFOUNDLAND

I'M A NEWFOUNDLANDER BORN AND BRED
AND I'LL BE ONE 'TIL I DIE
I'M PROUD TO BE AN ISLANDER
AND HERE'S THE REASON WHY
I'M FREE AS THE WIND
AND THE WAVES THAT WASH THE SAND
THERE'S NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE
THEN HERE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

NOW THAT THE OIL IS ON OUR SHORE
WE BETTER TAKE THE TIME
TO DEVELOP IT MORE CAREFULLY
OR ELSE WE'RE GONNA FIND
WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE ANSWER TO A POOR ECONOMY
IT CHANGED OUR WAY OF LIVING
AND DESTROYED OUR FISHERY

I'M A NEWFOUNDLANDER BORN AND BRED
AND I'LL BE ONE 'TIL I DIE
I'M PROUD TO BE AN ISLANDER
AND HERE'S THE REASON WHY
I'M FREE AS THE WIND
AND THE WAVES THAT WASH THE SAND
THERE'S NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE
THEN HERE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

I'M A NEWFOUNDLANDER BORN AND BRED
AND I'LL BE ONE 'TIL I DIE
I'M PROUD TO BE AN ISLANDER
AND HERE'S THE REASON WHY
I'M FREE AS THE WIND
AND THE WAVES THAT WASH THE SAND
THERE'S NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE
THEN HERE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

THERE'S NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE
THEN HERE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

>>75095007
I know her baldness ruined her

I'm just bored 2bh

>>75095020
I don't think we should annoy the hard working staff on a Sunday :)

Spending $20/week on beer

Might cut it out so I can afford a house

>>75094998
special kind of autism

>>75095041
nah youre fine mate, just watch the coffee and avo on toast

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>>75094998
answer me

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where can i live where it looks like this?

australia? south africa? japan?

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>>75095050

Sersh>Cara. The Galway Girl video has given the former new life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NTvx3cMPzI

>>75095061
Yorkshire, by the sea

BEEN SOME YEARS AGO
SINCE I LEFT FROM MY ISLAND
TO GO TO THE MAINLAND,
LIKE THE OLD FOLKS WOULD SAY;
AS I WALKED UP THE GANGWAY
AND I STOOD ON THE STARBOARD
AND I GAZED ON THE HARBOUR
ON A GREY FOGGY DAY.

SUMMER DAYS THEY WERE WARMER THEN
WHEN WE LAUGHED WITH THE OLD FISHERMEN,
AND THEY CURSED WHEN THE FOG ROLLED IN,
THEN THEY MADE UP THE HAY;
IT'S BEEN MORE THAN A LONG, LONG TIME
SINCE I HELD YOU AND CALLED YOU MINE,
AND WE WAITED FOR THE SUN TO SHINE
ON A GREY FOGGY DAY.

TO WAKE IN THE EARLY MORN
TO THE SOUND OF THE OLD FOG HORN,
AND WAIT FOR THE MEN TO RETURN
WITH THEIR BOATS IN THE BAY;
ALL THESE THINGS I DON'T SEE NO MORE
WHEN I LIVED ON THE OLD CAPE SHORE,
AND I GAZED ON THE BOATS ON THE MOORS
ON A GREY FOGGY DAY.

SUMMER DAYS THEY WERE WARMER THEN
WHEN WE LAUGHED WITH THE OLD FISHERMEN,
AND THEY CURSED WHEN THE FOG ROLLED IN,
THEN THEY MADE UP THE HAY;
IT'S BEEN MORE THAN A LONG, LONG TIME
SINCE I HELD YOU AND CALLED YOU MINE,
AND WE WAITED FOR THE SUN TO SHINE
ON A GREY FOGGY DAY.

AND AS LONG AS MY HEART,
DOESN'T BREAK FROM THOSE OLD MEMORIES,
OLD LOVERS AND OLD USE-TO-BES,
I'LL COME HOME FOR TO STAY;
I CAN STILL HEAR THE OCEAN ROAR
THROUGH THE HILLS ON THE OLD CAPE SHORE,
THERE ARE NO FISHING BOATS ANYMORE,
BUT IT'S A GREY FOGGY, FOGGY DAY.

SUMMER DAYS THEY WERE WARMER THEN
WHEN WE LAUGHED WITH THE OLD FISHERMEN,
AND THEY CURSED WHEN THE FOG ROLLED IN,
THEN THEY MADE UP THE HAY;
IT'S BEEN MORE THAN A LONG, LONG TIME
SINCE I HELD YOU AND CALLED YOU MINE,
AND WE WAITED FOR THE SUN TO SHINE
ON A GREY FOGGY DAY.

AND I PRAY THAT THE SUN WILL SHINE ....

ON THIS GREY FOGGY DAY.

>>75095061
grimsby

>>75095041
Fuck off house millennial

>>75095061
Syria

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>>75095077
>>75095086

>>75095061
Plymouth

ah yes...the ol' depression...fantastic...

>>75095061
Manarola, Italy

what compels someone to post in a stream chat

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>'house millennial'

What did he mean by this?

I'VE BEEN A WILD ROVER FOR MANY'S THE YEAR
I'VE SPENT ALL ME MONEY ON WHISKEY AND BEER
BUT NOW I'M RETURNING WITH GOLD IN GREAT STORE
AND I NEVER WILL PLAY THE WILD ROVER NO MORE

AND IT'S NO, NAY, NEVER,
NO, NAY NEVER NO MORE
WILL I PLAY THE WILD ROVER,
NO NEVER NO MORE

I WENT IN TO AN ALEHOUSE I USED TO FREQUENT
AND I TOLD THE LANDLADY ME MONEY WAS SPENT
I ASKED HER FOR CREDIT, SHE ANSWERED ME NAY
SUCH A CUSTOMER AS YOU I CAN HAVE ANY DAY

AND IT'S NO, NAY, NEVER,
NO, NAY NEVER NO MORE
WILL I PLAY THE WILD ROVER,
NO NEVER NO MORE

I TOOK UP FROM MY POCKET, TEN SOVEREIGNS BRIGHT
AND THE LANDLADY'S EYES OPENED WIDE WITH DELIGHT
SHE SAYS "I HAVE WHISKEYS AND WINES OF THE BEST
AND THE WORDS THAT YOU TOLD ME WERE ONLY IN JEST"

AND IT'S NO, NAY, NEVER,
NO, NAY NEVER NO MORE
WILL I PLAY THE WILD ROVER,
NO NEVER NO MORE

I'LL GO HOME TO MY PARENTS, CONFESS WHAT I'VE DONE
AND I'LL ASK THEM TO PARDON THEIR PRODIGAL SON
AND, WHEN THEY'VE CARESSED ME AS OFT TIMES BEFORE
I NEVER WILL PLAY THE WILD ROVER NO MORE

AND IT'S NO, NAY, NEVER,
NO, NAY NEVER NO MORE
WILL I PLAY THE WILD ROVER,
NO NEVER NO MORE

>>75094988
want to smell her knickers desu

feel like getting pissed lads

£10 nikita voddy or £2.50 tescos lager?

>go outside
>smell mixture of chimney smoke, cigarettes and the chippie
Ah yes, a poo peeland winter

something bout those pills
the thrills

>>75095154
the spills

>>75095152
sounds actually like that would smell quite nice

/brit/ is a very sexually charged community isnt it

Who here /anarcho-racist/?

>>75095127
>A house slave was a slave who worked, and often lived, in the house of the slave-owner. House slaves had many duties such as cooking, cleaning, serving meals, and caring for children.
>House slaves usually lived better than field slaves. They usually had better food and were sometimes given the family's cast-off clothing. William Wells Brown, a slave from Lexington, Kentucky, explained in his autobiography, Narrative of William W. Brown, A Fugitive Slave (1847): "I was a house servant - a situation preferable to that of a field hand, as I was better fed, better clothed, and not obliged to rise at the ringing of the bell, but about half an hour after."

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>Who here /anarcho-racist/?

You lads ever been in love?

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Saving money is being a slave millennial???

PUT THE LIGHT IN THE WINDOW MY DARLING SHE SAID
AS SHE GAZED AT THE DARK STORMY NIGHT OVER HEAD
A LITTLE GIRL RAN WITH AN EAGER DELIGHT
AS SHE PLACED IN THE WINDOW THE TINY RED LIGHT

HER FATHER CAME HOME FROM HIS WORK WET AND COLD
ANGRY AND CROSS CAUSE HIS FISH WERE NOT SOLD
HE SAID THAT THE OIL IT MUST DO FOR THE NIGHT
SO HE TOOK FROM THE WINDOW THE TINY RED LIGHT

FATHER DEAR FATHER DON'T TAKE IT AWAY
THINK OF THE POOR SAILORS FAR OUT ON THE BAY
IF HE COULD HAVE SEEN WHAT HAD HAPPENED THAT NIGHT
THAT COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED BY THE TINY RED LIGHT

EARLY NEXT MORNING CAME A KNOCK ON THE DOOR
A SAILOR STOOD POINTING FAR OUT ON THE SHORE
THREE TINY SHIPS WENT A DRIFT IN THE GALE
WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES TOLD HER FATHER THIS TALE

WE FOLLOWED YOUR TINY RED LIGHT SAID THE MAN
TILL IT VANISHED FROM SIGHT ON THE ROCKS OUR SHIPS RAN
MANY WERE DROWNED ON THE BILLOWS LAST NIGHT
THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SAVED BY THE TINY RED LIGHT
THAT COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED BY THE TINY RED LIGHT

the new fast and the furious hd torrent is already out

worth a leech?

>>75095165
don't like underwear that slaggy

>>75095219
no

>>75095214
only if you're a city cuck, you're a slave because it's impossible to buy(without living with mommy until 40), or rent and save enough to buy a property in a city.

Us country boys however sit back and laugh at you city slaves, you'll NEVER know what it's like to own a house

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>>75095224
not even slaggy

*ghostwrites your biography, deliberately misspelling simple words and forming terrible grammar, making you look like a complete retard*

>close tabs to the right
Oh I see, Firefox needs his little liberal echo chamber. Wouldn't want to close any tabs to the left, I suppose that would be ISLAMOPHOBIC

Bloody thought police. Britain voted for Brexit, get over it.

phimolad ya there?

>>75095252
yes it is

>>75095245
post fucking machines

>>75095252
LLF i don't get the reference but i'm still laffin

graduate from oxbridge with a masters in a quant based discipline.

was on JSA for 2 months after graduating, let me explain how that went

>getting told not to only go after graduate jobs
>getting told my degree probably wouldn't get me a job (it did in the end of course)
>getting told to delete my degree from my CV
>having to come in daily for 10 minutes to be handed a printout of random jobs from indeed.com
>having to attend lectures on writing CVs with advise like don't make spelling errors and don't list hobbies like going for a drink and don't turn up in a tracksuit to interviews
>constant attempts to get me into "unpaid work"
>forcing me to rearrange a job interview with for a grad job because they wouldn't let me rearrange my sign in.

why are tories so based?

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Would kill myself if I was forced to live in a rural area

you aint no b'y if ye aint got yer harry hibbs on the a.m.

>>75095209
yes

>>75095255
least funny post i've ever read on brit and that's saying something

stop trying so hard

>>75095274
no

>>75095165
cor
(agree with the Australian, hate girls who wear calvin klein and other slaggy underwear)

>>75095290
You're right.

Time to do a poo.

>>75095281
>wants free money from the government without having to do any work to get a job

typical labour voter

>>75095299
i wonder why girls wear expensive clothes/stuff

it only makes them look like high-class escorts 2bh.

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>>75095271
why

>>75095281
lel

jobcentre's main goal is to get you into any job
they don't have the expertise to deal with non-runts

listening to some deanocore

https://soundcloud.com/kontrol_official/eminem-withoutme-no-comment-remix-dl-link

>>75095316
makes em feel good
usually better quality too

bought some cheese
upset by how small it is and how much it cost for this block
not much selection either

>>75095311
>do work to get a job
>apply for 4-5 jobs a day
>cosntantly studying for grad-scheme assessments and tests

>hurr coming in daily to get a printout of random jobs from indeed.com will help you
>durr working unpaid for poundland will help you get a job

>It's a qt girl you added on facebook is getting in to a pyramid scheme and is spamming facebook

ah yes, time for the ol unfriend methinks

>>75095311
But the goverment employs people when instead it could give the money to everyone???

>>75094962
laugh when people say this because I always had the opposite problem

>>75095316
plan by Jewish marketing to push underwear the accentuates a non-white non-traditional body figure

>>75095325
>you into any job
not really, it seemed their objective was just to make you sign off in frustration

the fact that they acted as a literal obstacle to things job interviews and assessment centres - whilst being very happy to put me onto unpaid workfare schemes. only proves that

>>75095345
post fucking machines

>>75095345
pfm

>>75095337
If you don't want the responsibilities then don't claim benefits you fucking mooch.

>>75095349
But without a civil service, I'd have to get a real job.

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>>75095298
non-slaggy underwear would cover this area

I'M A HEARTY OLD SAILOR FROM THE NEWFOUNDLAND SHORE,
AND I WORK FOR MY LIVIN' ON THE COLD LABRADOR;
NOW THE FISHIN'S ALL OVER AND OUR WORK IS ALL DONE,
AND I'M GOIN' OUT TONIGHT, B'Y,
WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.
(GOIN' OUT TONIGHT WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

SO I ATE UP MY SUPPER AND SHAVED OFF MY BEARD,
TO GO OUT A-COURTIN' I WAS HIGHLY PREPARED;
WITH THE DAY'S WORK ALL OVER AND THE NIGHT COMIN' ON,
I'LL REMEMBER THAT NIGHT WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.
(REMEMBER THAT NIGHT WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

I KNOCKED ON HER DOOR, MY KNOCK IT WAS LOW,
AND OUT OF HER SLUMBER MY KNOCK SHE DID KNOW;
SHE CAME TO THE DOOR AND SAID "IS THAT YA, TOM?"
I SAID, "YES IT IS, DUCKY, WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON."
(YES IT IS, DUCKY, WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

SHE OPENED THE DOOR WITH A SILLY OL' GRIN,
AND UP TO HER BEDROOM SHE INVITED ME IN;
SHE JUMPED INTO BED WITH THE BLANKETS PULLED DOWN,
I HOPPED IN BESIDE HER WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.
(HOPPED IN BESIDE HER WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

IT WAS EARLY NEXT MORNING WITH THE SUN IN THE SKY,
I TURNED TO MY TRUE LOVE TO BID HER GOODBYE;
SHE SAID,
"YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME, YOU KNOW YOU DONE WRONG,
YOU SLEPT HERE ALL NIGHT WITH YOUR RUBBER BOOTS ON."
(SLEPT HERE ALL NIGHT WITH YOUR RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

WELL,
I TURNED TO MY TRUE LOVE WITH A WINK AND A SMILE,
I SAID, "NOTHING COULD HAPPEN IN SUCH A SHORT WHILE;
WHATEVER I DID, LOVE, I DID IT FOR FUN."
AND I JUMPED OUT OF BED WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.
(JUMPED OUT OF BED WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

IT WAS NINE MONTHS LATER I WAS SUMMONED TO COURT,
FIFTY DOLLARS A WEEK JUST TO PAY FOR MY SPORT;
FIFTY DOLLARS A WEEK FROM A FISHERMAN'S SON,
I REGRETTED THAT NIGHT WITH ME RUBBER BOOTS ON.
(REGRETTED THAT NIGHT WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

AND NOW I'M BACK FISHIN' AND I'M HAPPY FOR SURE,
AND I'M MAKIN' BIG MONEY ON THE COLD LABRADOR;
AND WHEN HE GETS BIGGER I'LL TAKE 'LONG MY SON,
HE'LL CATCH THE CODFISH WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.
(CATCH THE CODFISH WITH HIS RUBBER BOOTS ON.)

Anyone had the sliced frozen mushrooms from Tesco? Worried they won't be cleaned properly and have all kinds of gunk on there that won't be poisonous after cooking but will be all gritty and nasty.

Just got a massive freezer off a mate and am packing it with this Tesco delivery tomorrow, but have very little experience buying or cooking frozen food.

>wanting slags to wear more clothes

bit gay

>>75095385
>If you don't want the responsibilities then don't claim benefits you fucking mooch.

the thing that really got me was though, that i was not long-term unemployed and i actually was doing everything possible to get jobs - i even blind CC'd my work coach on all the emails I sent off as job applications.

still they were trying to punish me by making me come in daily for no reason and trying to offload me onto unpaid workschemes.

>>75095402
*audibly groans so that the whole class can hear*

>>75095389
This kind of underwear doesn't show the lines under tight fitting trousers though.

Strausse chemin

>>75095427
because its slag underwear

>>75095438
none slaggy girls might wear them for the reason stated previously though.

>>75095424
least funny post i've ever read on brit and that's saying something

stop trying so hard

TWO IRISHMEN AND A NEWFIE
ONCE WENT OUT FOR RECREATION,
THEY CARRIED ENOUGH PROVISIONS ALONG
TO LAST A WEEK'S VACATION;
BUT THEY GOT LOST OUT IN THE WOODS,
AND THE NIGHT WAS DARK AND LONELY,
AND ALL THEIR PROVISIONS RAN OUT
EXCEPT ONE PIECE OF BALONEY.

NEXT MORNING, WHEN THEY ALL AWOKE,
QUARTER AFTER SEVEN,
ONE GUY SAID, "I HAD A DREAM,
AND I DREAMED I WENT TO HEAVEN;
I MET ST PETER AT THE GATE,
AND HE WAS RIDING ON A PONY,
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BEAT THAT DREAM,
SO GIVE ME THE PIECE OF BALONEY."

NOW THE OTHER SAID, "I HAD A DREAM
AND IT WAS A DOUBLE FEATURE,
I ALSO DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN
AND WAS WELCOMED BY ST PETER;
HE LOOKED AT ME, STUCK OUT HIS HAND,
SAYING, 'PUT 'ER THERE, MALONEY!'
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BEAT THAT DREAM
SO GIVE ME THE PIECE OF BALONEY."

NOW THE NEWFIE SAID, "I MUST ADMIT
IT'S TRUE THAT YOU WERE DREAMING,
THE REASON WHY I KNOW IT'S TRUE,
I WAS DREAMING OF YOU ALL EVENING;
I SAW YOU TWO GO UP ABOVE AND,
GEE, BUT I WAS LONELY,
I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD NEVER GET BACK,
SO I GOT UP AND ATE THE BALONEY."

NOW I HOPE THIS'LL BE A LESSON TO YOU
IF YOU GO OUT FOR RECREATION,
MAKE SURE YOU TAKE ALONG ENOUGH GRUB
TO LAST A WEEK'S VACATION;
THE STORY THAT I TOLD TO YOU,
I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK IT'S PHONY,
THERE'S ALWAYS ONE SMART NEWF AROUND,
AND ALWAYS A PIECE OF BALONEY.
YES, THERE'S ALWAYS ONE SMART NEWF AROUND,
AND ALWAYS A PIECE OF BALONEY.

/cum/ + /brit/ should merge for a day and see what happens

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>>75095319
dunno

going to start the day with a wank

>>75095470
no

Fuck the diet. Weather's getting noticeably warmer, I have tons of new freezer space and Cornettos are half price. It's only logical.

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>>75095470
no

thaild why do you come here to attentionseek

why not just make some friends?

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*gets visibly upset over nothing*

>>75095496
you're aware that was your own post yes?

thailad wouldn't know about female underwear, he gets his GF's underwear from the 10-13 section at tescos

>>75095470

really bad idea

>>75095496

TING TONG, CHING ZHONG BING BONG

>>75095511
post dubsing machines

boy penis and my anus should merge for a day and see what happens

>>75095496
>gif
Fuck off

>>75095495
How am I attention seeking?

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i like to live vicariously through pictures of other people's tinder matches

cannot for the life of me fathom a girl begging me to fuck her or what it's like to have girls left right and centre messaging you

>>75095527
don't speak Chinese sorry Paul Xingping

still hungover

might go round the shell get a white choc chip raspberry muffin. maybe an eclair. decent bakery selections there these days tbf

>>75095511
want to say pfm but feel uncomfortable replying with that to a post about 10-13 year olds

>>75095496
>>75095522
>>75095527
What is the difference b/w ur languages?

hasn't been any fucking machines posted for months

>>75095547
blogposting
gimmicks like that live-stream youtube thread thing

need i go on? just cut it out iditio we don't care

>>75095573
all speak nip

>>75095556
long drop just seems like more pain and higher chance of failure

>>75095585
post REICHing machines

>>75095588
Consider it cut out, problem solved.

had a dream that the gf had two more sisters, and we were all on holiday together at the beach.

they were all topless and were asking me which of them had the best boobs, I had to admit my gf had the best

>>75095597
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow

>>75095283
had to take a detour through some backroads in the middle of the night last week cause they were doing roadworks on the motorway and got this odd sense of dread and depression from them

so fucking dark and grim. feels like I'm lost in the middle of nowhere even though its literally just 5km from the city. what the fuck do people even do all day in those places

>>75095610
don't need a daily log of your thoughts and activities either please just refrain.

>>75095573

don't like y*nks, not ameriphobic just don't like em, simple as

>>75095621
Ice

>>75095632
plain as day more like

been saving up all month, might give princess my bank account details later

>>75095631
Better check out the post above yours, and two above that. You've got a lot of people to shout at if these are your standards.

>>75095621
What do you do in an urban area? I live in the most urban area of my state, and I really don't do anything. I am a pseudo-NEET.

>>75095618
you're ok singh anon

>>75095684
they are anonymous posters.
to my knowledge they haven't got personas on here that they actively try to defend and promoe.

don't like p*ms, y*nks, l*afs or kiwis

not racist just don't like em

simple plan

>>75095701
he cant exactly help being unanonymous can he
leave him alone

>>75095701
Can't you just filter me? I don't expect there's anyway I could ever not get on your tits. We're just going round in circles at this point.

What is the best one syllable word for Aussies?
Roos?

Hate roos
leafs are fine
same with kweewees

Simple and plain

Hope I don't accidentally buy a ton of ice cream to go in my new freezer and cool me down when it gets warm like it is right now. Don't want to gain any more weight but accidents do happen.

>>75095734
He built up a massive persona for himself with the website, the youtube stream thing, daily logs of his opinions and so on.

at this point he can't just say 'well i didn't mean to' he obviously came here to feed his feeble ego.

hate footy
hate cricket
hate tennis
hate curling
hate hurdles
hate swimming
love rugby
not patrician just don't like em simple as

don't know how people watch sports like afl or basketball where the scoring is so frequent its meaningless until the last 5 minutes

>>75095753
stop feeding his feeble ego then you pissypants runt

>>75095749
the onus is on you, not me.

i don't want to filter because i'd rather see what the conersation in /brit/ is.

Baseball is the patrician sport
Cricket looks good but I don't understand it

If I had my own personal world I'd pull the British islands down to just above iberian peninsula to get them some more sun.
Then I'd revamp the british empire but make them close allies economically and militarily with the united states.
I'd continue the proxy wars in the middle east and tame the world's jews; force them to mix in with lower class whites to help out our gene pool.

Just my plan, that's for true

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lads

>>75095783
baseball is terrible

there should be a subreddit for dumb things normies consider being naughty
like a whole bottle of wine jokes, one glass for the risotto
worked once with some guy who was a skinny runt and considered having something sweet as naughty
absolute state of them

Might start a Thailad fan club on /brit/ just to annoy this obsessed twat.

>>75095783
don't know how people watch sports like baseball or cricket where nothing happens for 59 minutes of an hour

>>75094962
never happened

>>75095801
it is a proper sunday sport with fan fare and it is a certified white person's sport, even if the caribbeans are taking it over

>>75095808
drink heavily
I would sneak in some spirits with me in a bottle or something because I'm an proto-alcoholic

im surprised '[this is] why trump won' hasn't taken off in a meme way like 'thanks obama'

Wish I had my own star ship Voyager like in the Star Trek TV show "Voyager."

There'd be some changes around here, I can tell you that.

>>75095781
Nothing is on me, I'm gonna do what I'm doing. The things you're complaining about aren't things I'm doing in this thread nor even a lot of them. If I never did any of them again you'd continue to moan so there's no winning.

>>75095769
did she slip?

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>>75095796
good post

>>75095836
too wordy, no caps

>>75095843
you constantly blogpost, if you're so thick you can't realise it, i'll continue to call you out on it.

i'm happy to cut you down to size you runt.

>>75095824
vunipolas run this ting now

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>>75095837
that way you could be a pissy woman addicted to arabic beverages and murdering one of a kind species just to get "home"?

>>75095613
FONT

>>75095848
Couldn't see the stairs because of the banner. Put a foot down thinking there was a foothold, but there was nothing there.

>tfw people used to watch cricket in the 90s and 80s and smoke in pubs

can't even imagine

>>75095875
Okay, so let's do this, next time I blog post you can call me out on it. In the meantime you can let me continue posting normally as I was when you started whining.

>>75095927
don't speak down to me you. you're not calling the shots you attention seeking twerp.

>>75095923
>just 15 years ago cell phones were still rare
>even the startec ones with just a dialpad

time pls slow down

>>75095908
FOY

You are all krill

And I

I am the whale

>>75095904
No, I'd be myself. Except I'd rename myself "Sulla," and start exterminating everyone who was intolerant of my centrist political beliefs.

>>75095923
dreadful time glad we're past it

>2002
>cell phones were still rare
alri cleetus

do blackberry still make phones with keypads?

>>75095951

You are the whale

And I

I am man.

>>75095968
aye

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>congratulations commander, you'll be getting your first ship today
>welcome aboard, Captain :^)

>>75095976
hmm interesting

>>75095940
I think that's a reasonable resolution if your grievances are legitimate. If you're just being a nob because you don't like me you don't need to fabricate nonsense reasons.

>>75095940
Wanna join my Thailad fan club? Just put your name as "TFC" (Thailad Fan Club) and then your position in the club, all in the name field.

I'm the chairman.

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>Anri Okita - WANZ-361 Ejaculation Love Masao Kimi Frustration Note Answering - censored (scene 1)

>>75095990
>pasteur

lel

>>75095990
>USS Pasteur
>medical symbol

Yeah, I bet they totally weren't expecting the testicle ship beforehand

>>75095974
No you are krill

why am i not attracted to girls who like me and only attracted to girls who are unobtainable?

am i, dare i say it, a cuck?

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>>75095990
>ensign, prepare to vibrate the hull as we enter the crevasse
>aye

alri

anyone going twickenham next sat

>>75096004
It's not reasonable, you're a straight up dickhead and everything you do warrants my disgust.

from bragging about your life in thailand, to making 'funny' pictures of a man with schizophrenia and a man with learning difficulties

you're slime mate, and i think we'd all prefer if you just stopped.

>>75096006
yeah alri

>>75096028
ah yes twickers

Just done a malevolent sloppy shit in the toilet lads

Looking forward to my fit female housemate enjoying this one, heheh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs

song gives me mad feels

>>75096018
because you're ugly with high standards obviously

>>75096027
Hello, sir, I'm Ben Dover, here for the work up

>>75096036
You forgot the "TFC." Don't you wanna be in the club? Put the "TFC" in the beginning of the name field and post with pride!

good meme

>>75096035
ok

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>when you know the most about the operations at your company and they would be crippled without your knowledge and familiarity

>>75096061
Hello Ben

i broke both of my hands recently and will be using my penis for this inspection

Thanks

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>Tfw 2017 is almost half way finished
>tfw still feels like its 2015

>>75096035
>we'd all prefer
Don't speak on behalf of the rest of us.

I'm chairman of a fan club but even I don't presume to speak for anyone but myself.

>>75096074
don't you have some more EPIC tim videos to edit or something

do one.

>>75096079
I've got a cheeky little piercing in me perineum, careful there

>>75095281
holy shit, would have laughed in their faces and taken the hit tbqh

don't like australian centric threads on reddit
you just know its full of kids thinking they're cool for saying cunt

>>75096108
Is your name Tim? Just a shot in the dark.

>>75096056
yeah probs

still, I would rather be forever alone than settle for some disgusting runt of a female. Literally can't wrap my head around lads who settle for 4/10s

>>75096115
me too thanks

>>75096108
I'm working on a website rn, if you'll indulge my blog posting.

australia

haha

>>75096130
>still, I would rather be forever alone than settle for some disgusting runt of a female. Literally can't wrap my head around lads who settle for 4/10s
same, and then people get up you for not wanting to put effort into some uggo and say you think you deserve a 10/10

>>75096147
look how histrionic you are
>getting this upset that someone doesn't like you

grow up you literal child.

>>75095410
...why would you buy frozen food just for the sake of filling a freezer?

Also frozen mushrooms sound dismal

I get genuinely upset when someone insults me or disagrees with me on here

just dominated some runt in online poker, wish I was playing for real money

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>hrm, it says here on your Starfleet record that you've served aboard several ships including the Enterprise, took command of a ship under fire from the Borg and led the entire crew to safety while also managing to disable their Cube
>well Commander I think we have the perfect ship for you
>just remember to go easy around corners and if she stalls just try the kick-start a few times to get the oil flowing again

>>75096006
Imagine how gross you'd feel inside if there was a fan club for you on /brit/-/int/-4chan.org

why are things like green beans and spinach so fucking expensive per kilo

>green beans cost more than chicken per kilo
>a plant you water and leave in the sun costs more than an actual animal you have to feed and raise

Now that I've made peace with the fact that I will be eating ice cream over the next 2-4 weeks, I can't wait. Quite excited.

Viennetta: £0.22/100ml

Tempting, but I'm put off by the pizzagate code symbol in the Walls logo. Maybe our resident Nonce Enabler would happily eat that but a chairman has to uphold certain standards of conduct.

>>75096172
>histrionic
Ahh man, how long have we been doing this now? Since about 2015?

>>75096202
no you don't you woman

This aussie just gave me an anal inspection gratis, nice guy

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doing a poo lads!

and having a wank!

>>75096202
No you don't, silly sod.

>>75096218
>Trying to identify anonymous posters
we're not all personafags

better question is how long have been desperate for /brit/'s approval.

friend 1 came out as gay to friend 2 and then friend 2 told me friend 1 was gay

friend 1 hasn't told me yet so I'm going to have to feign surprise when/if he does

>>75096202
thouht this was thailad for a second

*braffffpt*

haha sorry boys think i need to do a shit

>>75096257
you should flirt with him and then when he makes a move make fun of him for being a poof

>>75096269

bit mean spirited that

>>75096257

bash his nonce skull in

Shaved my balls so I'm ready for that blowjob from a women, should it ever happen one day.

>>75096257
try convert him with tons of testosterone supplements and brutish women

>>75096239
There's nowhere else in my life I get more disapproval than /brit/, you're better coming from the deprecation angle.

Tell friend 1 that friend 2 came out to you as gay and in love with friend 1.

>>75096285
Yes, it's the Australian way

mum means well but she's an idiot so don't like having to pretend to take her thoughts seriously

>>75096269
That's a fucking awful thing to you, you utter cunt. Who the fuck does stuff like that? This is tantamount leads to LGBT oppression! How dare you even suggest that someone play with his emotions like that, fucking retard

>>75096257
Mate, you should flirt with him and then when he makes a move make fun of him for being a nancy boy

>>75096306
then why do you cosntantly try to impress /brit/

why can't you just be a normal poster like the guy in vietnam or papua new guinea, why have you sought a name for yourself?

>>75096328
>impress
how?

>>75096320
I know this feel.
Please mum tell me again about your work drama that you obsess about out of work

Right that's it, I'm stepping down as chairman of the Thailad Fan Club due to lack of interest and funding.

girl wants me to meet her at some bar tonight
idk if I'm ready for the "meeting friends" stage
would rather stay home and order pizza

>>75096347
*funds you*
don't go mate

alri lads

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>>75096320
Fucking hell, Australian women and their """opinions"""

>>75096320

>insulting your own mother on the internet

>>75096328
If living in a foreign country with a decent, for local standards, wage is what it takes to impress you then I can only assume you're from the north.

>>75096356
Nice vpn

>>75096347
Sorry mate, you actually have to have a replacement before you can step down.

someone post timmy address here

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>>75096348
Where your science officer Voyager era Starfleet uniform

>>75096367
Its not just his blogposting its his website gimmicks, youtube gimmicks etc.

why bother if it only gets him disapproval.
>>75096337
stop acting dumb i've already said.

>>75096320
show your mum some fucking respect kid

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>75096386
*ware

>>75096387
That may be annoying, but it's not impressive - why would you think it is to try and impress anyone?

>>75096320
Printing this out and posting to your mother

>>75096392
doesn't deserve any

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Had to improvise a bit with my eggs Benedict
e delicia

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what if labor wins

that would be a bigger upset than trump and brexit combined

>>75096394
Oi shut up cunt, before I glass ya.

>>75096387
If you're talking about photoshops etc. I enjoy doing things like that. If it makes a few people laugh, that's good too. What a silly thing to make an issue about.

proto-gf
http://i.4cdn.org/co/1495334569624.png

>>75096410
what is labor?

>>75096394
wow rude

>>75096410
>labor
NBN fttp under Labor Government. Yes please.

>>75096430
perfect for a neo-male

>>75096386
>Implying Autist of Nine wasn't horny as fuck
>Implying she wasn't interfacing with anything with a penile apparatus

>>75096430
this is degenerate

tinder date last night lads. went pretty well, did a sex and then did another sex this morning.

>>75096430

cant believe I live in the same country (and possibly city) as you

>>75096410
no

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>>75096452
stop attacking my literal waifu
her facial aesthetics are perfect

>>75096451
>>75096455
>>75096460
upsetting posts

>>75096367
Don't be pinning this runt's obsession with Thailad's exotic location on the north. I'm from the north and I can tell you it does not factor into my Thailad fandom one bit. I don't think Thailad is special because he's in Thailand. He's special because he annoys that other lad just by posting with an exotic flag of Thailand, around which /brit/ has built a kind of mythology, a legend, if you will.

>>75096460
The fucked up thing is any Australian poster has a 1 in like 6 or 7 chance of living in the same city as you

don't care

>>75096493

even greater chance on /brit/

majority are either sydney or brisbane lads

heterosexuality and women are a relic of a dirty past
women should become tleilaxu tanks
kill heteros

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>its a 7of9 episode
MUM I NEED TO WATCH THIS IN MY ROOM PLEASE ITS IMPORTANT

>>75096493
its more like 1 in 3 or 4

>>75096492
>I'm from the north
I like what you're trying to say but I need you to stop interacting with me

Mummy May North-South Internet Divide when?

think the janny has forsaken us lads, haven't seen him delete a post in ages

>>75096420
Can we get a picture of you for the local paper?

Come down to the clubhouse. There may or may not be Viennetta. There will be Cornetto.

>>75096511
where are the melbourne, perth and adelaide boys

7 of 9 was a minger. b'elanna was hotter. would love a go on her hairy klingon gash.

>>75096523
it seems like brisbanites are overrepresented here

wish turtlemong lived here too so he'd be in convenient heeming range

>>75096493
yeah but we're like the yanks in that you can just say you're from a different part of the same conurbation
t. Northern exurbs of Brisbane

>>75096528
applications close today right?

We'll have one soon inshallah

big fan of furry porn

live in australia

>>75096559
She was uggo at first then got hotter as they made her more sweaty

>>75096554
Adelaide boys are getting nonced in one of their many churches

>>75096567
hey im in that region

>>75096525
Think you're too good for the north? What's the matter? Not "diverse" enough for you? Houses too affordable and spacious for you?

big fan of didgeridoo porn

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>>75096559
only Trek babe who could get me in immediate wank mode as soon as she comes in frame

>>75096570
me too thanks

>>75096567
Prefer West End myself

big fan of curry porn
live in India

>>75096569
Never mind about shallah, we need one in /brit/.

>>75096549
I'm afraid not, you can post me a cornetto tho

policy proposal: turn all mosques into pork factories

>>75096570
good post
>>75096620
bad post (hate pakis)

sole melbourne poster here ama

probably doxxed myself considering i've given so much information

>>75096590
I definitely did not get molested by a northerner when I was younger that wildly distorted my view of the population.

H-hehe it's just some banter m8

*crosses legs and covers crotch around any and all northern males*

>>75096559
>7 of 9 was a minger. b'elanna was hotter

the most rasheed post ever made on /brit/

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>arsefartians

phimo here.

cured my autism and moved to the uk to start a new life.