/brit/

bi-lo doesn't exist anymore

shit thread

shit city

doing a poo

This is a Corbyn thread

Can people with phimosis not wank

you're a big bridge

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DIGIBYTE TO THE FUCKING MOON LADS I'M RICH
1000SAT BY THE TIME I SLEEP EASY ROAD TO 1600 LETS GO

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me and the gf

phimos parents need to kick him the fuck out so he can learn to fend for himself. such a loser.

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>when he dilderoos you just right

>>75096942
what ever happened to that fat bloke who had a cooking show and used to shill bi-lo? did he get outed as a nonce? he seemed the type

fuck aussies
fuck most yanks
hate the irish
only anglo

>>75096942
>why pay more!

>still a virgin
>still haven't had a girlfriend

the sidepiece
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=50412110

> gf drying her hair outside while I make breakfast like a slave
> she suddenly SCREAMS at the top of her voice and comes running in as if she'd been knifed
> why? because a bee scared her
> jokingly say she's a child and say don't scream like that, it's a sunday morning
> this apparently is reason enough for her to get genuinely angry at me for not respecting her right to scream like a banshee because she saw a bee
> she's gone upstairs in a huff and left me to tidy up all the breakfast things

at what point do I bring the belt out and give her a thrashing? fucking hell, "women" are such rubbish

>>75096986
huey? fuck off don't sllander his name

going to take a shower

*leaves bathroom door ajar*

>>75096973
when you dumping

I actually converted an eth for a drop at 500 sat

>>75097007
take a shower where?

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>people think belVita is a healthy choice because its got the word vita in it and it says ';slow release energy on it ' and it has a bunch of ears of grain on it and it has a yellow and green theme.

but in fact its probably the sugariest biscuit on road

really makes me think

anglo-saxons are superior to every other ethnic group

I really like a wide range of music. Some genres include: funk, reggae, pshycedelic rock, classic rock, heavy rock

>>75096973
wish i understood the first thing about this stuff. want to get in on the action 2bh.

Scarnon?

>>75097026
>gif
fuck off

>>75097026
Same with granola unless it's Lizi's low sugar granola

>>75097002

women never advance beyond a mental age of 14

Thread theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

>>75097056
hate this gimmick

>>75097007
>goes to take brush off shelf and leaves without so much as even turn an eye

>>75096981
Oh shit there are some aboriginals LOSING their mind to this

Well I would say (and you also might find me to be); a pretty relaxed, easy to talk to and friendly curly haired guy.

I rarely drink a lot, but I regularly enjoy a good cup of tea. Not really into clubbing, I prefer a quieter place where I can enjoy the company and conversation. Food is great.

Like you, i'm here looking to catch my match.

Interests wise, I'm interested in the stuff which I said I'm interested in, in the interests box. As well as stuff which I forgot to put in there which I haven't thought of yet !

Happy to make new friends or a relationship :) Not in any kind of rush. Happy to see how it goes.

Looking for someone that will:
Be able to put up with my humour.
Be a generally “nice” person.
Like to talk about random useless information.
Be able to make conversation.
Like to eat food.
(And last but not least) perhaps have something in common with me.

Im more likely to message if theres actually something about you on your profile ! I also happily accept messages if you think I may of missed you ! :)

Can hear sunday league footballers shouting

>>75097059
I'm just flabberghasted at how they're trying to disingeniously portray a fucking biscuit as something healthy and people seem to subconsciously fall for it.

its like if you called wotsits 'healthsits' or something and said it contained natural corn and cheese calcium.

>>75096979
wouldn't work

Wew

https://fmovies.se/film/t2-trainspotting.ojyvz

>>75097002
is she allergic to bees?

posh spice > the others

>match with a bird on the ol' 'der
>seem to get on pretty well
>have a nice text conversation
>meet up for some drinks
>she comes back to mine
>do a sex
>have a nice night cuddling
>wake up the next day
>want her to leave
>cba to text her anymore
every time. wish i could find one i wanted to see again lads.

>>75097096
Virus.

fuck the UK for bringing james corden into the world

>>75097110
Not so fast.

Baby Spice. It's in the name.

>>75097130
font

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Tick tock, wagie.

I can't even begin to imagine the anxiety that you feel every Sunday evening, wagie.

Heh, at least I'm not you...

>>75097141
nonce

just asked a girl out for coffee over tinder lads

t. never asked a girl out before

absolutely losing it hahaha

spice girls weren't particualrly talented.

>>75097026
Is it really the sugariest? I have 5 boxes of them in my basket right now (special offer). Trying to be healthier but need something to have with my morning pot of coffee. Fruit is shite. Nuts are okay. Other biscuits are fatty as fuck.

What about bran flakes, semi-skimmed milk, nuts, berries and honey? Bit worried that the coldness of the cereal will clash with the hotness of the coffee.

who remembers the "this. is. sparta" meme>

>>75096998
>Interests:
>chicken

who remembers leekspin

>>75097137
amen

some pathetic loser just asked me out to coffee
gonna ghose him

*opens asshole*

Fill me up daddy

>>75097137
he's the yanks' problem now

>>75097165
fruit in moderation is among the healthiest foods a human can consume.

whos r emembers the bart kills barney mene

drunk text random girl last night not spoken to in 16 months, no reply. rip me

>>75097165
Do it the French way - add a shot of hot hot espresso the the milk

>>75096942
Sell hi does
Calle street

>>75097165
oats and milk are the only acceptable breakfast really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBpWMlkBI64

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

I WANT YOU TO SHOW MEEEEE

>>75097106
no

Mental how everyone that goes to Uni speaks in the same accent

Fancy a girl from work lads

>>75097227
I had QUITE an agreeable breakfast this morning and neither oats nor milk were consumed

imagine being phimos parents and have a pathetic selfish blood-sucking leech for a son who doesn't give a single shit about anyone but himself. i'd be fucking depressed.

>>75097240
someone posted a really good version of it yesterday with that girl living in a van.

it's that weird home counties upspeak accent.
i retained my regional accent at uni, even though my mates took the piss.

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>>75097236
STOP NOW.

some bender at my job fancies me lads

might give him the ol stinky finger hahahaha

>>75097215
did the same last night except it went well and she said I was a great kisser

going to be doing her straight up the shitpipe in no time I can tell

>>75097240

I'm working class and go to uni, but yeah they're all middle class pricks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H4nmgxU63k

LMFAO

>>75097280
!!!! the difference between being ugly and being good looking, eh?

if i fancy a girl i should just man up and ask her out right? gotta tackle my fear of rejection correct?

>>75097284
You're not working class anymore love xxx

>>75097271

*embraces you from behind*

>>75097298
idea: don't be ugly

unironically believe Germany shouldn't have been allowed to exist after WW2 desu

>>75097312
fucking genius idea mate get that on the FTSE

>>75097298
she's a literal billionaire posho too haha get in

>>75097270
I WANNA FEEL WHAT LOVE IIIIIS
I KNOW YOU CAN SHOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> you will never gaze into her eyes while this song plays

>>75097317
why?

>>75097304

I work at Tesco's lol, you can be working class and educated, if we don't know how society is run

>>75097304
>implying class has anything to do with money OR education
3rd world level logic

>>75097267
What board do you think you're on?

>>75097331
I'm "posh" although still can't get girls sucks to be me. sounds like you got a real score

>>75097310
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFPPPTTT*

sniff it in big boy

>>75097362
/hm/?

>>75097337
Worked at tesco for a few years lad - what dept?

>>75097284
>admitting to being working class
I bet your one of the "workin class an proud" wastemen

have decided to become an expert in cryptocurrencies

>>75097376
Your mum's fanny dept

>>75097300
yeah.

make small talk with her, and then ask her out for a drink. she says yes - good, she says no - plenty more fish in the sea

its not a crime against humanity to be attracted to someone.

>>75097377
>wastemen
t. nigger

>>75097194
>asshole
foy

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what's the plan for today then lads?

>>75097377
>looking down on the working class
Get a load of this snobby little lord.

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>its not a crime against humanity to be attracted to someone.

>>75097390
Managers a dick, but at least the teamleaders let you go for a ciggie when you want, eh?

>>75097414
Ah yes the plenty more fish in the sea meme - literally mum tier advice

>>75097428
gym
tescos for some milk
post gym porridge and 'nana

spend the afternoon studying maths and philosphy for fun
meditate before dinner
dinner whilst watching something
novel
bed
work ;_;

>>75097337
Working in Tesco while at Uni doesn't make you working class, fuck off back to your lovely leafy village and detached house fancy cunt.

>>75097428
got to do some homework for mr noseberg, then i'll watch the footy and smoke spliffs til bedtime

>>75097270
nice reddit image

>>75097337
>Tesco's

Looks like you can't be working class and educated, runt.

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>meme city
ER, that doesn't look like Milton Keynes hun xxx

>>75097414
>its not a crime against humanity to be attracted to someone.
It is 2017 - it may well be.

>>75097428
Go me Mum's for a roast ahah

>>75097456
Smoking is for chavs and benders

>>75097414
>its not a crime against humanity to be attracted to someone.
we've been through this
it absolutely is if they're obviously out of your league

>>75097428
Going to Manny for the day with the gf

good morning
didnt sleep at home x

>>75097456
>Ah yes the plenty more fish in the sea meme - literally mum tier advice
literally true senpai

just because one girl says no, doesn't mean the next one will.
>>75097487
I've walked up to random girls with the soul intention of trying to get them to come out with me there and then or at least leave me with a number

they know its happening and will usually play along because they're flattered.

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>>its not a crime against humanity to be attracted to someone.
>It is 2017 - it may well be.

>>75097428
Scrubbing mold out of a massive freezer and cleaning my cooker top. Got to get a bath instead of a shower because landlord still hasn't put up the shower and curtain rails. I don't blame him, I said there's no hurry. He's got a lot on at the mo. And then finalise my monthly budget and place some online shopping orders. Maybe send the sis some flowers since she just had a baby last week.

>>75097505
>it absolutely is if they're obviously out of your league
definitely is not.

the most attractive tihng in a man is self-assurety.

I have a Master's degree from a world top 20 uni and make 100k+ a year (no tax) from sports betting and trading yet I grew up on a council estate and my parents still live there. Am I a working class runt?

>>75097514
fucking amazing post

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>>75097467
>spend the afternoon studying maths and philosphy for fun
>meditate before dinner

>>75097538
You have to pay tax on trading income anon

>>75097437
it's more pity but I can't deny that their inferior genetics repulse me

>>75097546
i like maths its interesting
so is philosophy

meditation also cools me down because i'm constantly distracted otherwise

>>75097545
>nitpicking on both sides

What is realpolitik?

>>75097511
Plenty more fish in the sea is normally the advice you get the year after she stops saying "its just puppy fat"

>>75097534
Unless you're an ugly NEET in which case it is essentially rape behavious

>>75097538
>lying on the internet

Working class jobs have moved from respected industries like shipbuilding and coal mining with a respectable end product of creating a ship for the navy or coal to keep the country running to meaningless shit like call centres and supermarkets

>>75097577
American for Machiavellian thought

>>75097538
Literally yes.

You spend your life in a bookies, your bookies is just online.

>>75097588
I love /b/!! !

Anyone else think May is a fucking idiot thinking she'll win easily?

Most normies are fucking idiots. They don't care about Corbynism or the fact Labour are all momentum lefty students.

They just care about
>muh Tory scum
>muh NHS
>muh dad voted labour and 'is before 'im we're labour voters us
>Tories just look out for the rich

>>75097551
Not on sports trading

smoking a cig

>>75097538
>makes 100k a year
>doesn't buy his folks a better house

Maximum Tory runtsge

>>75097624
I don't know. Over the past few days I think the likelihood of May winning has gone down slightly, but she is still most likely to win

>>75097002
Cute

2008 juiceman turned into a rapper

>>75097630
Please see:
>>75097494

Think I may get a sex toy for my birthday next month lads.

Is Knickerbocker Glory a bit of a gay flavour of ice cream to be getting if I'm a man?

It's peach, strawberries and cream. Seems gay but I want it.

>>75097130
Stop having sex right away

>>75097670
dont care about your shitty opinion

>>75097689
Slightly faggy, but acceptable if you don't masturbate to a male at the same time.

going for a shower
no one make a good post while im gone

>>75097130
you may yet mr frodo. you may yet

*makes an absolute belter of a post*

>>75097689
>gay
yeah mate that's why milk is sweet
that's why fruit tastes sweet specifically to be eaten by animals over millions of years of evolution
cause its gay

>>75097684
be careful with those 'roos, you never know where an abo's mouth has been

>>75097689
getting bummed by a big hairy man is less gay than that you bender

>>75097698
Wasn't my opinion, it was someone else's - just passing on the memo, trying to help.

>>75097710
Only Aussies allowed to post until this cunt returns from the shower

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The latest YouGov/Sunday Times voting intention figures show the Conservatives on 44% and Labour on 35%, giving the Tories an 9 point lead - their lowest of the campaign so far.

>>75097710
*sneaks up behind you in the shower & pours cold water on you*

>>75097724
*looks for it*
Could you point it out mate, I can't find it

>>75097624

Her leads going to narrow down a lot like any election, possibility of a lib dems comeback could turn it into a hung parliament. It's really doubtful she'll gain any Labour safe seats and can only conceivably gain about 4-5 from the SNP or even lose her Scottish MP, she needs to keep all the lib dems seats the tories cannibalised.

I could be wrong and the tories could sweep Wales and other labour safe seats but it's very unlikely her support is concentrated not nationwide

>>75097742
Yeah it's right here
>>75097750

>>75097737
imagine if labour won?
would be hysterical

>>75097737
As much as it pains me to do so, I'm going to vote labour even though my seat has been a Tory safe seat for the last 110 years

doing a listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peXKlrSlQO0&list=PL-AS91Och3PWDuh8fX3YM8gYnJNUHeJV7&index=21

doing a think at the same time. life is not easy is it lads?

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>sMOkInG iS fOr cHAvS aNd bEnDeRs

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dont understand who is voting tories despite this bullshit

>>75097737
who gives a fuck mate, you can get LEAN in time for summer with le shouty broccoli man

>>75097624
they're definitely overconfident but I just think the competition is too incompetent to pull it off

>>75097775
Reddit

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need a tights smiths gf

hate bacon, love alcohol free pints

>>75097689
nothing gayer than being insecure over eating something delicious

>>75097778
Pensioners
I live in a town that has the 27th highest average age in Britain and it's been Blue since time begun

Great to see the polls narrowing but worrying that the Tories have a much larger percentage of people definitely voting for them according to the polls. The Labour vote looks very soft.

gonna get a drive through macca's lads. not sure what to order though, any recommendations?

>>75097826
'd

ADORE willies
DESPISE fannies

>>75097428
N O F R I E N D S

>>75097826
poo coloured hands typed this post

God tier Australian youtubers

Friendlyjordies
Mychonny
LewReview
CommunityChannel

>>75097846
try one of their burgers, maybe a portion of chips

>>75097846
Strawberry lemonade
Sounds a bit bent, but it's great

>>75097846
Mcflurry, mcmuffin and hash brown x

lads
now that article 50 has been triggered and we're definitely getting out of the EU I think I have to tell you to vote labour to save /brit/
*somebody shouts from the crowd* judas!

JUDAS WAS PAID
JUDAS WAS PAID
I AM MAKING A SACRIFICE!

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ah yes, the so called fiber optic 40mb/s connection

>>75097414

only asked a girl out once (at age 26) and she panicked, she was so disgusted and appalled that someone as low in the sexual food chain as me would ask her out, she must have felt deeply insecure about herself, traumatised at the idea that i could even consider asking her out.

The only seats the conservatives can win in Scotland are due to a divided left vote, any constituency the tories win SNP/Labour have more votes combined

Seats like East Renfrewshire work the other way around where a divided unionist vote lets the SNP in, with labour running a former better together campaigner as a candidate but the tories making the election about independence and feeling more confident after becoming the official opposition, the SNP have a fair chance to retain it.

It's quite funny the tories look at all the nice driveways in east ren and it makes them furious they don't control it

>>75097846
What about a quarter pounder meal ?

>>75097778

>Hey so the public are happy with the fact we calmly and confidently reshuffled the cabinet to enact the will of the people and are now quietly getting on with Brexit with no infighting or fuss.

>Meanwhile the opposition are weak and divided, constantly eating themselves. Corbyn can't even assemble a shadow cabinet of top labour people without them resigning and trying to enact coups against him.

>The public thinks we are strong and stable government and the opposition are weak divided and incompetent.

>Gee what should we campaign on?

>"Omg guys why do the Tories keep saying strong and stable lel"

1) It's true.

2) It's working.

could go for a cheeky chobani

>>75097887
How is the wife?

>>75097886
Looks like you got congestion ?

>>75097865
>Mychonny
fuck off chink
>CommunityChannel
good lad

maxmoefoe versus the beatles

don't like to wear condoms
simple as
feels worse than wanking

why does jamie oliver always say to sprinkle everything 'from a height' ?

>>75097887
thinking this kind of stuff isnt good for your head mate
just brush it off but dont make twisted scenarios

>>75097778

>"He can't give a definitive answer on defence. He's got all these plans for spending loads of money but the figures just don't add up....so much though I don't want to vote Conservative that's the way I'm voting."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39949130

Thick people who don't seem to realise their manifesto is uncosted

>>75097932
even distribution

sortition of willing academics should be the only way to have politics

Rather a large fan of this fella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5veAVggF4s
He's from Norway

>>75097932
Evun disstrobushonn

>>75097948

Speak to me like that again and I will permanently end your brain function with one swift chop, you fucking guineafowl.

>>75097945
*evenly distributes projectiles in Dresden*

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>Never smokes, Doesn’t drink, Doesn’t do drugs,

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>>75097886
no fiber

>>75097737

>12 page souvenir pullout

Seriously? Fuck me

two words: Impassioned Brexiteer

>>75097970
Yes that's me. Add doesn't leave the house.

People who don't have a cheeky fag when absolutely rat arsed plastered are suspect desu

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the mom gave me $50 to see John Wick 2

20 year old NEET btw

>>75097865
Literally Who: The Quartet

test post

>>75098016
>fag

FOY

>>75098028
So who lent you the money for the rest of the ticket?

>>75098028
can i come

why did the romans kill jesus

>>75098055
Ayyyyy lmao

Parents are coming to visit me at uni so I've just got a massive bin bag and chucked all the empty vodka bottles, tins, and pizza boxes that have been coating my floor for the past two months and chucked them out

also vacuumed and hid my steel cock ring and lube in the back of the wardrobe so mum (who always goes through drawers and things for some reason, it's fucking annoying) won't find them

I should tidy more often I think

>>75097939

Well I'm a kissless virgin at age 29 so I'd say my head is already FUBAR

People who are suspect when absolutely plastered have a cheeky rat arse when fagged desu

>>75098028
To get you out of the house so she can have some fellas round and earn $250.

>watching Jordan Peterson on Joe Rogan

guy is so intense. its almost uncomfortable to watch

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>kissless virgin at age 29

>>75098114
Who

>>75098062
>>75098065
I didn't actually go, I spent 2 hours in a car park next to a beach reading "Helter Skelter" on my kindle instead.
>>75098108
umm, that's my MOM you are speaking about my dude...

>>75098114
What number podcast? Been getting into his videos lately.

>>75098093
just go to a prozzie or a not good looking female

the universe itself keeps on expayngding expayngding

>>75098111
>5.7 mbps
>faster than 51% of AU

'kinell, i thought australia was a 1st world country

considering buying a blackberry purely for the keyboard

>on my kindle
bum pirate detected

met the irl equivalent of sexually active band geeks the other day

>>75098155
maybe its just you not believing in yourself
have you considered just being yourself for even just an hour every day?

I'm looking for someone to go on dates with and see how it goes.

Someone who isn't afraid to talk about how things are going and be either brave enough to admit it's either not working or make it official.

If you don't know what you're looking for, don't send me a message. I'm done with that drama.

>>75098169
that's really autistic but each to their own haha :)

*surreptitiously puts a little mark next to your name on the runt register*

Hunt a Tory, save a fox

>>75098141
the drug tag is the dumbest shit ive ever seen
who would specify on a public profile that he uses something illegal

>>75098144
was just this week so should be top of the JRE video page

>>75098192
what the FUCK

>>75098186
I'm a normie now, go away
*hiss*

>>75098175
Good luck reading a paperback book at night in a car.

I also more than half-filled a large McDonnies cup with my urine because there were no public restrooms nearby, wasn't nearly as grim as I'd expected it to be.

>>75098208
Cheers lad. I watch it tonight in bed.

>2016+1
>Not being a bum pirate
Honestly the state of some people thinking the human race has any future that relies on our having unprotected sex with females of our species and tending to the welfare of the resultant offspring

>>75098141
the amount of single 'full-time' mothers on PoF is utterly depressing. Normally all fat with tattoos and no hobbies other than watching tv.

Reminder that no one is illegal

>>75098210
WHAT did you just say to me?

>>75098223
>in a car
every car has a light in it, no excuse for your noncery

>>75098144
I'm guessing #958, but he did another one previously.

http://podcasts.joerogan.net/

>>75098239
What about illegals?

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hmmm

>>75098141
"i eat most food except for eggs i think there disgusting" literal mouthbreather. If i didn't see the rest of this i'd legitimately think that was written by <10 year old.

Had a Kindle since 2011, only chrimbo prezzy I've actually used properly

What's the nerdiest stuff you've ever done lads

>>75098256
No such thing

Haven't read a physical book in about a decade lads, it's all been ebooks on various handheld devices

reading a physical paper book actually feels uncomfortable to me now hahaha, makes my hands tired having to hold the pages and bend them back hahaha

also can't read them in bed with all the lights off

hey lads

>>75098268
Once went to school and did homework that night (didn't hand it in because Im not a fag)

>>75098268
I spent 10 years at uni getting a PHD in physics

>>75098257

edgy

>>75098257
kek

nice

update on my right bollock pain situation: when near doing a cum it would give a pain it what would be the tube going from my bollock to my bellend, pain went up all the way to my abdomen. not really painful but unpleasant
cumming felt like i was fully drained though. no pain after that. weird

>>75098257
>tfw no lithuanian fob gf who beheads cats

>>75098268
played runescape as an adult

>>75098257
DEEP

>>75098257
>as i slit your throat
DROPPED

>>75098268

got a masters degree

>>75098285
I read an actual book a couple of moonshine go, I was a lil bit high and went to scroll up on the page be a useful I normally read on my tablet. I was in my room so no one saw but I was just kind of confused and sat there for a bit thinking about the state of myself

>>75098268
played video games and watched a few anime

>>75098257
wew

>>75098199
You'd be surprised. I see it a lot on tinder.

>>75098223
Where are you based lad?

>>75098257
women are subhuman

>>75098330
>Moonshine go
I meant "months ago" obviously

>>75098285

woman tier

>>75098268
started a moderately successful urban design and transport blog

>>75098268
didn't go a family member's wedding because i was too roped in with the witcher 3.

stop talking about sex lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7yLXyPt_IY

if it was only up to me e-readers would be banned simple as.

>>75097428
bogpill me on the q-tip

>>75098257
>dark overlord
what kind of basic bitch crap is this?

>>75098268
Played a flight sim with joystick and throttle. Got dressed up in my arctic coat, trousers and hiking boots, put the hood up, put on aviators ("goggles") and positioned a fan behind the monitor so it blew in my face as I flew the plane. Didn't increase the immersion, just made me feel like a wanker.

>>75098424
kek

gonna vacuum my flat after eating lunch

just wanked

need a job badly lads, preferably one at a desk like my last one but I'd take something in construction too

>>75098268
being into Warhammer
building some WWI trenches in the field behind my house to play soldier in
digging in general
learning Klingon for a brief period, then elvish latter

>>75096917
Im stillabsolutely fucked since last night

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>>75098424
that's numberwang

Waspcuck has invaded my room. Shall be giving it a taste of my hardback copy of Ulysses if it doesn't fuck off soon.

>>75098424
Sniggering

buzzing around some runts room
keeps swiping at me with a copy of barbarians

>>75098460
Nice, giving it a grace period before it gets BTFO

>>75098452
My city has ten times more people in it than there are people with origins in your country on the planet

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>>75098450
>learning Klingon for a brief period, then elvish latter

>>75098367
which one?

>>75098424
that's pretty impressive

>>75098473
>niggering

>>75098450
I also wore a trench coat every day for nearly two years straight even in the summer

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>>75098449
don't they test you for construction jobs to see if you're strong enough

heard they throw a 100lb bag of sand on you from 10 feet in the air and if you can't catch it you don't get the job

>>75098512
#REKT

>>75098512
That would be fucking terrifying as a kid lol

>>75098512
'ce

>>75098517
nah
you just go there early in the morning and ask if you can work
if you're not capable of doing what they ask you to you fuck off
otherwise you stay

>>75098367
Used to play Minecraft for entire days just building intricately detailed skyscrapers, stadiums and rail systems while I was in uni.

>>75098517
how much of a fucking spastic to you have to be to fall for bullshit like this lads?

this yank is a proper mong

morning dickheads

>>75098483
But my countryhas 100 times better people

>>75098550
Ah yes aka the French way of war

>>75097538

Deano apart from the education desu

got a very deep understanding of english grammar

>>75098450
did you at least have someone to play WW1 with?

>>75097130
Thank God. I thought I was the only one who got this feeling.

>>75098555
fucking hell
I spent hundreds of hours building massive castles and luxury homes in minecraft, all interconnected via underground rail with marble inlays in the walls

then one day just got bored of it and never opened it again

*types up post*
*smiles*
*deletes post*

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Shingeki no Kyojin lads

>>75098515
This hurts to read.

>>75098547
was about to write this but won't since you've done it for me

eating some pineapple. probably the best fruit

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>>75098569
Demonstrably untrue

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>eating some pineapple. probably the best fruit

>>75098624
lol fucked that right up didnt you

>>75098600
Someone's getting his 'ck 'cked

Sometimes I wish I just did an apprenticeship straight out of school and became a tradiee or something

>>75098587
same, my masterpiece was a 5 story underground luxury home with pools and a tennis court under a hill, which I later massively extended by putting a massive all glass Shard-like skyscraper and it was connected to my football stadium.

>>75098600
Passion fruit, strawberries and mango are above pineapple.

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>got a very deep understanding of english grammar

>>75098585
my mates sometimes
we would get waterguns or nerf guns to shoot
we'd use rocks as "artillery" and wear bike helmets

it was pretty good fun but then after a year the area was a mess and the trench was permanently flooded and full of bugs/snakes/groundhogs

after that I dug a big hole and put a roof on top s I could turn it into a clubhouse but that flooded too eventually

>>75098629
if enjoying a 10/10 fruit makes me a bender then i dont wana be straight.

so now im gay you wana bum?

how expensive are match attax these days

>>75098643
sounds fun at least

were you older or younger than 10?

>>75098649
nah

>>75098633

DOOOOOOOOOORKEEEEEEEP

>>75098636
I did an apprenticeship after I dropped out of uni and now I'm on 32k. Wasn't even in a trade.

>>75098643
damn shit like this makes me hate city life

>>75098633
Delete this NOW.

>>75098664
Doing what?

>>75098641
passion fruit has a 10/10 taste but the seeds and the minimal amount per fruit forces it lower down the rankings.

strawberries are definitely a contender but they can be hit and miss with flavour.

not a big mango fan 2bh.

so i stand by my pineapple remark.