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Annie

cute lads

You see what happens when I don't make these editions?

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CREASING

>>75085351
need to kill myself between two large breasts belonging to a cute, otherwise skinny girl

>>75085351
>pass since 2016

literally new

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are sue

inspire me

>>75085369
I'll get a grip round your fucking throat you little yellow cunt

Report kshitters for spamming and rule violations lads

>>75085386
>It's not about his race, he's a weirdo
so are you thoughp

... karen carpenter ...

>>75085360
Once listened to her entire discovery on a train journey through europe
did a cry at various points

>>75085422
:(

>>75085387
You do make the best editions

i cum in pies

...brian......
.........snail..................

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>>75085360
Annie

>>75085438
you're quick to discard others but not so perfect yourself are you?

>>75085405
why are you in japan

CHEESY BEANS
CUSTARD DOUGHNUTS
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE

i was meant to be a JAV idol instead i'm a big ugly man

le sigh

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>>75085447

just purchased my tickets for the /brit/ meetup

>>75085346
>[email protected]

what kind of email address is that?

>>75085459
Fine! I'll go to the damn meetup

... trying out a new gimmick lads let me know your thoughts ...

>>75085463
not too late

>>75085461
on vacation

>>75085461
scratching his itch for noncing

got a big stonking dong!

>>75085481
yopmail is for all the websites that automatically filter mailinator

>>75085488
It's shit and I hate it

>>75085481
it's one so we can correspond and I make sure you're not gona kill me first before we meet up

>>75085487
Let's carpool lad

>>75085473
t. marcus hausen

>>75085496
have you had authentic sushi from the local corner shop yet

I'd like to meetup with a cute lad or two, have them both fighting over my cock

>>75085487
when are you booking your flight?

>>75085498
let me suck it lol

>>75085513
Come pick me up

how do I stop shit getting stuck in the 'se

love pints

He's gonna get it soon, I'm about to make my move

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7x_lWJNnNg

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-conservatives-party-of-the-workers-poll-nasty-party-general-election-a7746171.html
wheels are coming off

Cambridge meet up when?

>>75085508
A true killer would lure you through nice posts and then kill you in person, so if you get mean emails just know its from a good place

>>75085530
had it in a gimmick restaurant where you order on an ipad and then it comes on a minature bullet train

>>75085496
foy

>>75085536
Soon, wanna split it with me?

>>75085574
ooo
have you got your hug yet?

... deep meow cat exciting action ...

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TUMP SMART
HIM ME VOTE FOR

sometimes I really hate yanks but at times I almost feel sorry for them

might be bipolar

give out email to london lads but get no replies :(

will i sober uip if i eat something

if i lie in bed in this state i'll sick up all my shit

>>75085574
Sounds awful.

just doxxed myself

>>75085560
screeching

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491651601612.webm

A feeling that cannot be encapsulated in words.

septic tank

>>75085603
Post willy

*Seven Nation Army starts playing*

>>75085603
drink water you fucking idiot

>>75085599
do one

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Can we dedicate the next edition to this beauty

>>75085615
another good one x

>>75085389
i don't get it

>>75085592
pulled a girl in a club last night felt her up had a snog

>>75085591
I'll buy you a few pints and your ticket to the national football museum

>>75085599
*kisses you*

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>drink water you fucking idiot

learned on reddit this morning that Mr. Brightside is a popular tune in the UK

>>75085615
Yūgen

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does /brit/ like KKB?

jealousy

>>75085615
>>75085618
Yin and Yang

Quality posting and shitposting side by side.

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>>75085660
That sounds nice

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>>75085666

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent

>>75085670
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE

>>75085601
sorry lad maybe try to organise something at a better time when more people are up for it. Do like the idea or sweaty posting irl

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>>75085435
good lad
closest i came to tearing up was listening to marry me while stoned once

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howling

>>75085675
CRUSHED

>>75085711
alri witty

>>75085695
see you Saturday mate

AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

>>75085760
*sucks it*
alri

>>75085723
midnight on saturday not a good time :( you're too cool for me clearly.

its not a war on drugs it's a war on personal freedom

>>75085670
is it not in yankland? assumed it was a belter in every cunt

>>75085760
Delete now.

>>75085760
my mom just saw that

>>75085757
I'll wear my Arsenal kit so you can find me easily

>>75085760
>CHYNA

>>75085760
whats wrong little fella

smile like you mean it > mr brightside

can't stop fucking farting

>>75085655
antifafu needs a good dicking

you can tell the beta nu-males she associates with just aren't getting the job done for her

>>75085792

>>75085760
Why is it wearing a snood?

>>75085792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfv2Zm9NwQw

>>75085473
he still has life in his eyes here, he just looks tormented

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the xannie man isn't picking up his phone

you better be fucking cut bro i won't talk with you if you aren't fucking cut

>tfw when you remember Eric Roberts played Mr Brightside in the video

>>75085790
if you get in early enough on Friday you can come to powerleague with the lads
you got astroturf boots?

Einstien's blood was tested after his death. The autopsy showed traces of LSD as well as Dimethyl-triptimene (DMT)

In 1955, Albert Einstein died from his heart exploding 'burst aortic aneurysm' which could have easily been caused by years of cocaine use in conjunction with his age at that time as cocaine users are found to have more than four times the risk of coronary artery aneurysms than non cocaine users as per the Journal of the American Heart Association.

>>75085780
Yeah here too

>>75085792
@sarahmidoriperry keepin the balls empty hehehe ;D

>>75085801
pot calling the kettle black

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>>75085746
>Theresa Mayhem

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going to vote tories lads and theres nothing you can do to stop me

>>75085840
>not having a prescription

that's where you fucked up

fuck its warm!

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business idea: left wing nationalism

>>75085774
jog on. What makes you think im gonna get out of my union jack pajamas to meet up with queers in gayville

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just had a fantastic shit

phenetylamines i have known and loved

without pay

WOAH, COME WITH ME NOW

>>75085856
No
Do they have shorter blades?

>>75085890
i'm not gay though (p.s. i know you're different poster from before)

pissed

give me something funny to message the 'tis

>>75085903
absolutely mental that rags like the express have serious political clout in britain seriously

I JUST CAN'T LOOK
IT'S KILLING ME

first time I've seen janny alive in a while
maybe they hired someone already

>>75085903
>tfw no mummy Kate to put me in my place and peg me later on for being a bad boy

>>75085925
>i'm not gay though
Not even a little bit? xx

jealousy

>>75085903
DISCIPLINE ME PLEASE MUMMY KATE

>>75085946
(((THEY'RE))) TAKING CONTROL

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Will /brit/ be allowed on the new government run torynet?

>>75085876
daily reminder that guitar costs $4,000

>>75085968
nop

we were at the outdoor bit of the club where they were playing music and had a pool, so i picked the one i was getting off with up and said i was going to throw her in, she found that very funny

Post the best song you have ever heard (in your opinion), am looking for some new choons

>>75086019
Marry, kill, fuck

>>75085968
I am x

>>75085881
unfortunately this isn't america where dr. shekelstein pumps you full of nice meds, dr. singh is really stingy with his prescriptions :(

>>75086019
1 3 2

>>75086033
Fuck, marry, kill imo

>>75085994
*stares at floor and walks away*

>>75086019
2

(don't rate bl*nde girls)

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>>75085884
it doesn`t work

>>75086019
fuck, marry, kill. hard choice but i think the middle one would be the most intelligent of the 3

>>75086029
The song on this video

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5885afefd5494

>>75086074
simon, don't be gay

>>75085830
this lady speaks some good logic

I've just talked to Jeff at head office we're getting new stuff

SWIMMING THROUGH SICK LULLABIES
CHOKING ON YOUR ALIBIS

>>75086072
well that's just bloody silly

>>75086029
I like the Arctic Monkeys

>>75086019
Fuck, Kill, Marry

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>guy tops himself
>they celebrate his birthday with a cardboard cut out

>>75085903
M U M M Y

https://twitter.com/nsno_83/status/865312017044918275

hmm

>>75086029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsuSGbw1zu0

VIRTUS ET HONOR

got the 'ol bucket out because i'm gonna be sick

>>75085903
Why are common people so obsessed with the royal family? I mean I'm a monarchist, but I don't follow their personal lives like they were Eastenders characters or something

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*plays wonderwall*

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>coworker asks what your favourite /brit/ gimmick is

>>75086129
We get it geeze

>>75086041
dont care

>>75086095
you talked to jeff?

>>75086076
that's not what i mean
homogeneous nation-states and strict atheism will do for now

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independence soon
enjoy mummy may and no p*rn english wankers haha

>>75086107
That's fucked up

>>75086142
oh, okay

wish i was friends with a girl who's into memes

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>>75086113
really activates my almonds

not sure i'd vote for a commie tbqh

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choon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVD9j36Ke94

>>75086107
weird
very weird

>>75086150
going to be harder to call em wankers now innit wahey

>>75086138
>>>/v/

>>75086170
mo is great

emmet SCUMbags

>>75086029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQSXlKU57Qo

Internet to Cornish people? Bad ideia

>>75086029
https://youtu.be/70-a4JFOwWc

>>75085830
already have a crypto gf who keeps my balls empty and stomach full but she's fat :( i keep going over there for those two things tho so maybe it works

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>>75086138
fuck off yank

el mono jajajajajakjakajkaja

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> "Some people say that it is not for government to regulate when it comes to technology and the Internet. We disagree.

>The plans will allow Britain to become "the global leader in the regulation of the use of personal data and the internet", the manifesto claims.

>"We will put a responsibility on industry not to direct users – even unintentionally – to hate speech, pornography, or other sources of harm," the Conservatives write.

>"In harnessing the digital revolution, we must take steps to protect the vulnerable and give people confidence to use the internet without fear of abuse, criminality or exposure to horrific content", the manifesto claims in a section called 'the safest place to be online'.

>"It should be as unacceptable to bully online as it is in the playground, as difficult to groom a young child on the internet as it is in a community, as hard for children to access violent and degrading pornography online as it is in the high street, and as difficult to commit a crime digitally as it is physically."

>"We will introduce a sanctions regime to ensure compliance, giving regulators the ability to fine or prosecute those companies that fail in their legal duties, and to order the removal of content where it clearly breaches UK law," the manifesto reads.

>"While we cannot create this framework alone, it is for government, not private companies, to protect the security of people and ensure the fairness of the rules by which people and businesses abide," the document reads."Nor do we agree that the risks of such an approach outweigh the potential benefits."

people will unironically vote for these loonies

>>75086119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKsSFAtL-W4

my name is jeff

>>75086158
*winks*

kernowANO

>>75086226
>as difficult to groom a young child on the internet as it is in a community
errr.....

>>75086170
actually gave me a fucking headache

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>>75086138

>female colleages ask "so anon what type of girls do you normally go for?"

Howl when I think about how common and acceptable it is for so called respected media outlets to publish entire analyses of the Royal Families arses. Mad country over here

now were memeing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9GilKnpiv0

is this the catchiest thing in the world?

>>75086170
Her voice makes me happy

>>75086288
The sun never sets!

>>75086226
the internet is supposed to make things easier by principle
mongs

if you want to make some national intranet that nobody will use then fill yer boots

>>75086226
>Labour are lunatics
>Tories are lunatics
>You tell someone you are voting for a different party
>Called a retard

>>75086029
brother's up to something again the dodgy bastard

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porthemmet_Beach_hoax

will emmet SCUM ever recover?

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remembered a load of embarrassing moments in my life all at once

>>75086287
any that'll take me h-hehe

>>75086298
FOY

took 11 g & ts but finally feeling quite drunk

>>75086226
labour would do this if they thought they could get away with it

redpill is realising all our parties are the same, except one doesnt want to spend money

>>75086386
Po

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>>75086226

>VPN providers faces

>>75086386
>>75086394
Post willy

band on the run

might rejoin the altright if it embraces NazBol

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choon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1i2i9Lg_GWo

conservative manifesto is fucking atrocious

labour manifesto is fantastic but labour is atrocious

conflicted

>>75086268
*blushes and smiles*

the royals should be imprisoned for crimes against humanity, absolutely vile cunts the lot of them

>>75086355
>part of a wider agenda to promote Cornish nationalism by poking fun at some of the millions of tourists who help sustain the county's economy
Fucks sake I hate this fucking world that they actually legitimately thought this is why he did it

might go to bed. thoughts?

>>75086456
Post jammies

>>75086456
dont care

once ate cornflakes from a 300 year old bowl and it tasted awful

pretty sure I ate lead and mercury too or something

>>75086456
might do the same

>>75086440
They unironically contribute more to this country than you ever will

https://youtu.be/oqgeM6rWSkw
very very scary
why doesn't anyone hijack TV signals anymore

might 'cide

Something about the English atmosphere made me behave like a hooligan

>>75086475
why?

i'm
>economically left
>socially right
>patriotic
>nativist
>socialist
>democrat
>pro-eugenics for eradicating disabilities (disallowing carriers from breeding without having embryos screened or disallowing entirely and only offering adoption)
>anti-gay adoption
>pro-church
>pro seperation of church and state
>pro monarchy
>neoimperialist
>pro privacy
>pro controlled guns

who do i vote for

perfecting my skank and hakken

>>75086490
I might too

>>75086462
i sleep naked

>>75086511
ur nan

>>75086511
mummy may

>>75086517
Proofs

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>>75086511

>>75086517
same
much more comfortable

did a big drink of fanta

>>75086437
*licks both index fingers and rubs nipples*

>>75086517
show us

>>75086511
may

why is there something and not nothing? riddle me that

>Jeremy Corbyn has told Radio 1 Newsbeat that Labour are working on a "state-backed mortgage scheme" to help young people buy a home.

nah lads, lets vote for theresa may who wants to ban 4chan from our internet

growing up is loving the bread crusts

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hmm don't think i'll have neat vodka any time soon

weigh 16 stone
gained 4 and a half stone since november 16

ama

At the little cousin's birthday party

It's alright I guess

>>75086598
*slowly slides pants down and gets my cock out and strokes it*

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wasn't ariana grande white a year ago? and now she's black? so you can just get a nice tan and then identify as a black person? isn't that appropriation? why aren't the leftists shitting themselves over this?

nobody likes her anyway

>>75086630
nonce

>>75086605
theres no such thing as nothing

>>75086617
what did you eat to gain that weight
and height?

>>75086616
>he literally puked in a bucket
Is the toilet too far?

>>75086617
Why

>>75086582
Orange?

>>75086606
can't you see labours gimmicks for what they are
they're literally saying "oi young people here's a load of free stuff we'll do hahaha :))" and then we'll actually have no money to do it, so either we sink or they just dont get done
then they fuck us on brexit, too

is that a bucket of barf

disgusting

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>ywn be an urban explorer

>>75086671
couldn't move, i always keep a bucket for when i get pissed

my balls smell like balls sweat

>>75086386
SINGLES OR DOUBLES

>>75086613
baka if you didnt always eat the crusts

>>75086695
Grim

>>75086616
You ok hun? x

>>75086648
when the fuck was she white?

>>75086671
i grew up with an en suite and regularly pissed, shit and puked into the bin.

>>75086695
jesus how old are you

>>75086715
yeah
>>75086716
no
think i won't be sick any more might try go to bed

morning lads

>>75086648
she was never white she's a beaner

>>75086739
18 xx

>>75086749
vile slug

>>75086685
theres some really interesting places near me but I don't have any mates beside drinking pals and don't really want to go alone

drunk text some girl i met 16 months ago (and haven't spoken to since) - thoughts?

>>75086685
How do you become an urban explorer? is living in London enough

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good thing we dont deport our law-abiding illegal immigrants

the mind is a hologram

>>75086719
>>75086750
my point is she's a lot darker than she was and her music is catered towards black people these days

tfw when my degree is FUCKED

>>75086739
officer i am 23

>>75086749
Morning phimo

>>75086511

you're a dumb monkey with a mind full of spooks

>>75086287
the correct response to that is to describe her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

>>75086682
>yeah the tories may have destroyed internet freedom, but at least they saved the profits of the land lords!

>>75086817
ah yes, leftism in 2017

>>75086801
>axes not labelled

>>75086370
my usual response accompanied by a chuckle wahey

>>75086854
clown idiot

>>75086817
>my feelings disprove your evidence
how did we ever get this far as a species

>>75086677
ye boi

>>75086642
*pretends to trip over*
"oh no how did my face get next to your cock"
*stares*

>>75086669
>>75086675
became neet
went on mirtazapine

and i dunno not that much really, im not really sure what went wrong

going on 1200 calorie diet starting from tomorrow tho

i wouldnt say i look 16 stone, more like 14

>>75086854
>well maybe 5 million rasheeds just moved to the country and i can't afford a house and the government has no money and the NHS is still fucked but at least i can browse my himalayan cheese making forum

grow up

>>75086616

pussy bitch

>>75086906
"Well whilst you're there..."
*takes my cock and rubs it against your lips before sliding it in*

don't like torys
don't like lefty labour
don't like lib dems
no point in UKIP
fuck greens
all dickheads
love pints

>>75086896
>we
normal people think the left has lost its collective mind

>>75086776
living in london, and somehow getting into their tight as fuck community

they are very secretive of everything and their reports are extremely vague

>>75086967

>>75086974
>>75086974
>>75086974

>>75086963
the left IS the normal people

>>75086774
where is it?

>>75085351
Harry Potter with big tits

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>>75086989
uhhh no

>>75086904
Noice one

>>75087022
excellent point
you even gave citations, good work

>>75086934
*uses your cock as a toothbrush and your precum as toothpaste*
"um is this how you do it?"