Much Ado About Nothing Edition.
Annie
neoliberalism is good again
post results
https://8values.github.io/index.html
goijng to be sick any second
still want to drink and don't feel pissed fuggg
jack whitehall is literally the most english looking guy, think every other student in the uk looks like him
I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
He said “Can you describe the symptoms?”
I said “Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”
>>75083730
GOOD post
https://youtu.be/JySQE4axlJY
>Corbyn as pm
That really would be the final nail in the coffin
susan
fuck
5 hours drinking and still sober
giving up
>>75083783
My brother is unironically the spitting image of him. Strange that I ended up blonde haired and blue eyed. Think I might be adopted.
>>75083803
fucking pleb
this man is your friend
he fights for individual liberties and your right to post "having a wank"
>>75083763
you'd just call me a rorke so why should i
Bought $0.5 of BLK. Think it will make me a millionaire when BLACKED adds it as a payment method. It is the largest growing porn company in Europe.
sister just brushed her arse past my willy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMT2_dgOcJM
r8 lads
>>75083763
Just clicked the link, redirected to a Russian Web page and then got a virus alert.
>>75083835
whats your beef f.am
business idea: regional express network
>>75083846
she excretes thick logs of hot steaming stinking shit from that arse every day.
>>75083814
fuck off matt
>>75083799
Haaaaaaaaaaaaha
This is funnier because I have to go to a hearing test. Gonna say this if he asks. Hope I can hear him say it...
>>75083868
business idea: gas the cagers, road war now
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.
So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
>>75083879
>never onto my chest though
>>75083859
ah yes, brighton
>defending theresa may on 4chan
kinda like defending muslims on a 911 victim memorial website but a bit worse
>>75083893
Fantastic post
demolish the DLR
if you don't watch interracial porn
do one
>>75083808
ah yes the alternative is much better
(((((it's not)))))
>>75083846
God i remember this when i lived at home
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
I’m serious that Israeli how he does it.
>>75083893
day of the clamp soon
>>75083859
>brighton
>>75083763
Here
No bully pls
>>75083925
fake news
>>75083925
all she had to do was say literally nothing at all and she'd have won. bet she loses now
>>75083911
>911 victim
Unarmed black teenagers have a memorial website?
>>75083911
this
the rorke posters are running out of straws to clutch to
this is a corbyn general now
>>75083967
it's fake news
spoke to sue in person yesterday and got my pic taken with her
Just got banned from B&Q, some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!!
Lucky I got the first punch in.
>>75083972
need a roadmap for this one
>>75083972
>*sensible chuckle magazine.gif*
>>75083846
Had an middle-aged Indian man in shorts back up into mine at a busy boarding line at an airport
quite awkward 2bh
>>75083966
>>75083994
it's actually not
she said it herself, watch the video
Reminder that if you're country doesn't have a native species of marsupial it isn't a real country.
jeremy corbyn is a fucking cunt
Just seen a French footballer playing on a nintendo…
It was Thierry on Wii
strong and stable?
>>75084014
got a semi reading this if I'm honest
>>75084034
>>75083753
>libertarians
>sucking up to leftists
yeah, no.
"right libertarians" are fake libertarians anyway
Just watched GotG 2, I quite enjoyed it, but it really is Reddit: the movie.
Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris & Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland.
Barman says “not yew tree again”
>HURRR FAKE NEWS
>meanwhile she literally says it almost word for word in the video
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html
>>75083996
bet you looked fat and sweaty and awkward in it
I will be turning 22 in September, a few days before I move unto halls for my first year of University. Will people think I am some kind of freak?
>>75084038
feet off the table
>jeremy corbyn is a fucking cunt
>>75084063
Alright I'll bite, this one got me
>>75083967
Only people under 25 care about internet policy, and they vote the least
>>75083996
quite fond of cute asian girls
Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
Should have put it on aloha setting.
>>75084048
Left libertarianism doesn't even exist, given that it's as oxymoronic as anarcho-totalitarianism.
me in the running shoes
she sees you when you're sleeping
she knows when you're awake
she knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake!
>>75083996
>>75084063
creasing
if you're not for complete freedom of the internet, you don't belong on 4chan
simple as
>>75084092
don't care
>>75084073
>tfw I'll be 24 when I start uni this year
/brit/ will literally be illegal if Theresa May wins the election
>>75084111
Please tell me that's not Justin.
>>75084111
me looking from the window of one of the offices behind
>>75084108
ah yes, a yank with no conception of libertarianism is waddles in
sun burned meself
I met a girl with 12 nipples today.
Sounds fun dozen tit
>>75084123
>complete freedom on the internet
So posting CP is ok for you? Go back to the middle east achmed.
>>75084016
no she didnt
>>75084111
sexy trudeau
hate may, hate rorkes, hate rasheeds, love the centre
>>75084169
t. Alberto Barbosa
If you see someone doing a crossword, lean over them and say 7 up is Lemonade.
>>75084173
watch the fucking video you cretin
>>75084073
Started my uni at 21 lad, you should be fine.
>>75084108
>have a welfare state draw up the budget with an angry mob of gun nuts to supervise it to make sure they arent lining their own pockets
>>75084136
this
after all of the 4chan association with trump and the macron leaks, we're fucked
4chan WILL be blocked on the 'new internet'
>>75084209
you didnt post one
>>75084204
Lol! Upboat to you my good sir!
Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind hearted redditor !!!!
Edit2: Wow I did not expect this to reach so many upvotes xD
>>75084169
newcunt
>>75084218
>new internet
Wouldn't that be Internet 3.0?
anyone else really wish they were a JAV idol?
>If you see someone doing a crossword, lean over them and say 7 up is Lemonade.
literally can't vote for any party
tories - eternal tory reich, mummy may always watching
labour - reckless spending of all our money and backsliding on brexit, also rasheeds
ukip - mongs
the rest - all the same party, with different name, ultra rasheeds
>>75084239
fuck off
Do they teach about Mark Twain in the UK?
>he isn't an extremely far to the right radical leftist anarcho-totalitarian who believes in free market communism
>>75084071
di'n't
>>75084222
>rorkie porky can't scroll up a thread
here let me spoonfeed you little newcunts >>75084068
now fuck off defending mummy may's parental controls you actual cuckold
Hate pakis
hate blacks
hate northerners
hate league one
not prejudice, just dont like em. simple as.
Love Millwall. and pints
>>75083799
>>75083859
>>75083906
>>75083952
>>75083972
>>75084002
>>75084034
>>75084063
>>75084104
>>75084158
>>75084204
ridiculously horny but I just don't feel like wanking again, I need some excitement
>>75084311
Me in the front.
>>75083996
fake news until proven otherwise
>>75084239
username checks out
>>75083763
t. radical centrist
>>75084304
>Millwall
the north in the south basically a shitheap
wish i had a device that could show me the positions of all spiders in my room at any time
I unironically have a Millwall season ticket
>cuckservatives are damage controlling to defend mummy may's mental plans
howling
the tides have turned lads
>>75084311
https://twitter.com/BigBowlOfChili/status/863931818382381056
screaming
>>75084293
please present a valid alternative to someone who actually wants to see brexit happen
>>75084068
>>75084293
She didn't say anything in that video it just plays music over short clips of May while they put text at the bottom which isn't a quote from her...
>>75084267
I think in state schools they do, because the simplistic form of English is easy for them to understand
>>75083958
breddy gud
>>75084351
indeed
>>75084391
labour will surely win now!
>>75084169
shut up and show me your little sisters tits
>>75084392
WE NEED LEBENSRAUM
>>75084418
labour want brexit too you muppet
just a soft brexit
>>75084383
potential business idea
>>75084461
i dont want a "soft" brexit
nobody voted for a "soft" brexit
>>75084218
we will just have to migrate to TorChan
big drama on the 'dit this weekend lads
It's not even so much the sex part that I long for at this point. I just want somebody to hold and to care for and someone to care for me. I want to be able to look at someone deep in the eyes and talk long in to the night...
>>75084489
no one voted for a hard brexit
>>75084390
good lad. Have this.
A political party's 'internet policy' literally only exists to pander to clueless old people. It won't affect any of our lives in a practical sense
>>75084517
>>75084442
I clicked strongly agree/disagree and both returned Centrist
Pretty shitty survey desu
>>75084063
got every other joke but this
>>75084506
Fill us in
I think when you get down into the core of what the difference is between the radical centrist and the rorkesheed complex.
its that the radical centrist, has no loyalty to a particular narrative, he doesn't seek for facts that support his argument, rather he seeks to form an argument post-priori from facts. rorkesheeds by contrast cherry picks facts to suit the narrative he convinced himself a-priori and ignores anything counter to that.
rorke closes his left eye, and rasheed closes his right. the radical centrist opens his third.
>>75084531
yes they did
nobody voted for brexit to have a brexit that wasn't actually a brexit
everyone voted to LEAVE the EU, not to remain tied to it by butthurt 48%ers
They even did polls that showed everyone still wanted "hard" brexit, so now they're calling it EXTREME brexit
The Tories are unfortunately the only option for carrying out Brexit, Labour will backslide and the others will straight up betray the referendum
watching dead man's shoes lads
dio cano
belo belo
anyone want to go club tonight in london (brixton/west london)
>>75084390
>>75084536
you and your mum
https://youtu.be/zPCUhkZvExQ
might unironically stay in and post on 4chan tonight
Starting to get addicted to cocaine when confronted with social situations and don't actually know what to do hahah
Nothing else quite like it
Got some undesirable matches on tinder, how do I go about talking to them to eventually shag them?
>>75084577
the drumpf subreddit threw a big fit and threatened to move to voat and nobody cared, then some of their admins go banned and they took the sub private
>>75084383
RADARachnid
>>75084517
yeah I'd love to be intimate with a human just once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLm6yo1WaW8
We need a libertarian party. Ron Paul like
>>75084579
Probably THE best pasta to grace /brit/
>>75084611
good lads
>>75083803
did you see the horror short she directed that was out the other week (on the internet anyway)
supposedly it sucked
>>75083763
>>75084541
*enacts the investigatory powers bill*
>>75084611
thats not even the chant. Well apart from the black cunt part. Hate footy mums.
>>75084579
Well done sir
>>75084632
>>75084625
t. arashneed
>>75084541
I'll hold you to that claim
>>75084517
That is the gayest thing I've ever seen and I've LITERALLY, not figuratively, watched a guy masturbate another guy in a club in indonesia
>>75084588
don't swear
>>75084632
Don't even fucking start
literally love farting and then going under my duvet and taking a big whiff
>>75084608
youing myself
>>75084619
Get something from their profile and talk about it, much better chances then "Hey"
Then just finesse them with some jokey one liners and then ask if they're doing anything, if they say no, ask them to come over
Really is too easy
>>75084708
wew, tell us more lad, was it hot?
anyone else hate nigger culture
>>75084073
Started when I was 20 and all the 18 year old qts loved it for some reason.
>>75084647
no, we don't
anyone else hate yank culture
52% of britons voted to remain tied to the EU at their mercy as we begged them to be allowed to stay in the single market instead of just cutting clean like a strong nation
nobody voted for a real brexit
the idea was never on the cards, nobody ever thought we might leave the single market
Which candidate best represents the anarcho-totalitarian position?
>tfw no italian gf
>>75084759
Yes, we do
>>75084746
No, because no one here experiences it unless they go looking for it
#JustFirstWorldThings
>>75084760
that is nigger culture
just smoked a lil spliffy and my heads's gone all funny
Need a Crusader States party
>>75083715
unironically been cast in this at my uni haha x
>>75084661
how did you get "Liberalism" and not "Social Liberalism"
>>75084579
>rorke closes his left eye, and rasheed closes his right. the radical centrist opens his third.
love this
>>75084746
not hate, but i am critical, as you should be of every culture
>>75084761
it's the most spectacularly stupid, confused mess of a fuck up I've ever seen, I'm genuinely excited to see how it goes
>>75084790
>>#JustFirstWorldThings
yeah like being arrested for calling a dead nigger a monkey on reddit
>>75084767
just a plane ticket away
>>75084761
good post
9 g & ts down lads
>>75084798
What role? Literally anyone could be better than Keanu as Don John
anyone in /brit/ wana go out tonight in L O N D O N
>>75084742
It was Indonesia, of course it was hot.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_Indonesia
uni stress is JUST'ing my life right now
how 2 relax lads
>anyone else hate nigger culture
>>75083767
Chug chug chug
>>75084831
can't afford central
is there a /brit/ facebook group?
>>75084822
>going there to begin with
Neck yourself.
>>75084839
alri tyrone
>>75084844
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kys
>>75084831
Me
>>75084822
Make us a few before we go out lad?
>>75084798
FONT
>>75084741
just went to look at some of their profiles and found one has gone. Thats not good. One chicks profile is literally just "send me shrek memes and tell me you love me". not sure about that one.
>>75084861
yeah
>>75084836
got AGES to finish my dissertation going to spend most of this month and the next WANKING you loose LOL
>>75084746
really not a fan
>>75084861
yes, having some great banter with northampton flag and cheshire flag on it atm
>>75084833
going to give you a slap
>>75084836
lie down and pay attention to your heartbeat and breathing x
>>75084869
I just got here I was watching an Anri Okita vid when you lads made the new
>>75084746
u wot bruv
>>75084872
stop making posts like this and get some yank friends you sad act
racism? not a fan
>>75084815
This.
At this point I just don't care, I'm just interested as someone interested in politics how it will all pan out and i cant wait to look back in 50 years and see how we'll view the situation.
>Wanking me loose
Sounds great please elaborate
>>75084822
singles or doubles? i'm almost half a 75 cl bottle of vodka in
>>75084885
finished mine ages ago
only got viva and presentation left desu but NEED at least 70
>>75084880
use the gif thing and search shrek and send her one
>Thousands of cars banned from roads as Mexico City chokes in longest pollution alert for two decades
day of the clamp soon
>>75084902
do you hate mandem black nigger culture
>>75084836
refer to >>75084844
>>75084907
I just have the /brit/ lads as me mates
>>75084831
bit late innit? where u thinking?
>>75084853
where you wana go?
>>75084937
i'm flexible as long as not east
>>75084911
paki
>>75084923
we need a total and complete shutdown of cars entering mexico
>>75084951
brick lane
>>75084892
Haha sorry couldn't help myself.
No it wasn't hot, it was in SKYGARDEN for any of you cunts that know the hell hole of Kuta and I think they may have been Germans. Me and a girl sat and watched it happen and then made out and then she puked in a plant pot and I left
SCREAMING
>>75084928
yes
>>75084975
can we not do more central/south?
just wanked to a girl fingering her fanny haha
In Vino Veritas. And apparently my personality while drunk is: sleepy.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494612376811.webm
plymouth meetup when
champagne for my real friends
real pain for my sham friends
>>75084979
ah, grim
>>75084996
Peckham?
>>75085009
>watching a girl finger her ass
One in eight albums sold globally is by a British artist
>>75084996
lets go soho
>>75085027
Morden
SKYGARDEN mentioned
>>75085045
bit gay
>>75085021
This quote is right up there with:
If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best
>>75084923
>cars banned in mexico city
>cars banned at some junction in london
>20 mph speed limit across edinburgh
cagers are literally getting btfo everywhere
>>75084881
>>75084891
link?
>>75085027
i'm cool with that which peckham? bussey? canavan's?
>>75085045
also cool with soho but how late is it open till really?
>>75085010
thanks for sharing that x
P E N G H A M
>>75085010
Does anyone have the version of this with him driving in the aussie outback with a song about a great southern land or something?
>>75085074
I aim to please
whats cagers eh precious whats cagers eh
>>75085034
kek
>>75085081
>>75085074
>>75085067
>>75085062
>>75085059
awful posts, simply won't be reading these
>>75085062
cool kids only sorry
>>75085019
wanna go cuba m8?
>>75085086
You always do x
>>75084989
CHORTLING
>>75085088
I dunno you crazy nip.
>>75085067
once left a pub in soho at like 3am although I have no fucking clue, dont go to bars much
>>75085098
you gay?
>>75085051
NOT that SKYGARDEN
This skygarden - all you can eat and drink for 4 hours for 5 quid
/brit/ Manchester meet up at Printworks next Saturday May 27th 1500 hours sharp
be there or be square
>>75084971
i'm white
>>75085108
i'm up for playing soho and seeing how it goes, where are you now? also how old are you i'm 24
butt stuff is gross because poo
soho is the gay capital of the world
>>75085094
don't fucking reply to any of my posts again you worthless little cunt, and don't think I won't know it if you do. I'll hunt you down and scalp you.
shan't be going out in London tonight
unironically listening to vidya music
if another student NEET cunt replies to me i'll heem the lot of you
>>75085123
Is pakipoo going?
>>75085085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
if i feel on the verge of puking my brains out from being pissed how to i reverse it
To be fair theres nothing quite like riding a boris bike through central london at 5am after a night out. The roads are empty, the light of dawn tinges the horizon and you are still slightly drunk. Pure pottery.
horse and groom by liverpool street
>>75085130
20, wouldnt now be late anyway, it would take me about an hour to get there
>tfw still miss her
>>75085067
I can be at bussey at 12.30
link man there innit
Cambridge meet up anyone?
Autist enough to go to a meet up, normies enough to not be a fucking spacker. Anyone similar welcome.
>>75085157
Just puke you'll feel better and you'll get drunker on an empty stomach
What would you rather see lads; cager genocide or white genocide?
>>75085172
so you don't want to meet? :(
Why are the media obsessed?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/1a6a4c4f-0c07-4beb-b3bc-08d2701279d1
>>75085135
scalp this
*presents boipucci*
wahey get your razor out johnny safe sex
>>75085149
*waises ickel paw*
>>75085165
Got drunk at the White Hart once
POOP IN SOUP
PEE IN TEA
FART ON TART
BLEED ON WEED
>>75085151
thanks germany you're alright
How am I doing? Oh good, just great. Couldn't be better.
>>75085157
jump up and down a dozen times on the spot
i know it sounds counter-intuitive but just do it, it usually does the trick for me
>>75085202
*gives it a lick*
love this taste of fresh bp...
*sticks fingers in it*
I'll get you nice and ready for this...
*rams my massive thick eight inch cock into your tight hole*
>>75085150
hopefully not but he could turn up
you gonna fly over?
>>75085193
all part of the (((agenda)))
>>75084826
i have extra flags, so I could probably get doxxed if I say lol
they're casting a female don john though, what wank
>NEED 70 in dissertation module
>assessor is the biggest dickhead in the university
>>75085208
in covent garden?
>>75085230
If he does then murder him, I'm serious, I want to read about it in the news, I want to read about a Pakistani transsexual's butchered and mutilated corpse discovered floating in a river.
>>75085229
this go sexy very quicj haha
am slightly pissed i would genuinely shag you though want to have your cock hit the back of my throat xxox
if anyone has the himmler quote and can change it be around rust and sjws and apply it to this one i'd appreciate it
>>>/g/60505220
gotta go have a wank but i'll be back in a bit make me proud
>>75085239
Is a bit weird tho innit, 100s of players and no benders....would just like to know t 2 the b 2 the h
>>75085182
email me @ [email protected]
about 100 harleys just rode past my house
very loud
>>75085245
FONT
>>75085230
Was considering it but I don't wanna go if pakipoo is going
What's 4chans country code for Nigeria?
>>75085291
fags!
>>75085269
I hope you aren't joking, cause I'd like nothing more right now than to fuck your mouth, and then have you on your hands and knees with your arse in the air, waiting, begging for it
>>75085263
On the corner of Liverpool St and Bishopgate
>>75085191
dunno maybe, its just a bit short notice and so late
>>75085273
not really
the incidence of homosexuality is way overblown
>>75085335
:( [email protected] email me
>>75085273
gays aren't good at sports
>>75085266
shan't
>>75085297
why are you being racist? a true gooner would be acceptant of all races
got no fans
>>75085269
>>75085323
get a grip
>>75085295
what's that? can't hear you from 8 hours away on the train
>>75085356
It's not about his race, he's a weirdo
>>75085372
oh thought you were cheshire
carry on
>>75085335
>>75085289
still waiting lads
>>75084989
do not grasp the meaning of this
>>75085472
missing child