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Annie

moot is a newfag

>>75081898
This is an absolutely grim edition. Knew I should have made a new.

babestation

>>75081898
heheheh

went to /tg/ and bullied them into giving me 76 (You)s in a single thread and still climbing

it's too easy lads

>>75081898
This general is entertaining. Might just keep posting here instead lads.

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>you walk in on deano kissing the girl you like at work, with the nice bum and wears tights, in the stationery cupboard
what do?

>>75081985
kms

>>75081985
It'll either go horribly wrong pretty soon or one/both of them will quit.

>>75081985
>stationary cupboard

WELL LA-DI-FUCKING-DAH!

To save space, we now have a stationary drawer

i am:

>economically left wing
>atheist
>republican
>acknowledge ethnic and gender differences but believe in political equality and judging people as individuals
>anti-EU but internationalist
>sceptical of the penal system
>in favour of free speech
>think eugenics could be done humanely and used to improve all of humanity
>pro drug legalisation

who do I vote for, what's my ideology

>>75081982
please don't you chinky fuck

>>75081957
Corr blimey

Bibbly bobbly chebs and well trimmed gash

>>75081985
I am literally the most attractive man in every situation I've ever been in, provided my dad isn't there. This isn't an issue for me.

>>75081985

You kiss him

>>75082037
You are literally Jeremy Corbyn

>>75082037
probably shouldn't vote lad

just finished my 4th bottle of vodka this week

obviously i'm mixing it but is it that bad? i never felt properly drunk

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>>75081985
i kill myself for choosing to work in a human runt pen

>>75082037
your ideology appears to be "faggot"

>>75082079
Try Kopparberg mixed fruits. That will really put you on the ground

>>75082037
Apart from eugenics, all of those are corbyn policies
welcome to the revolution mate

>>75082112
quite funny this is catching on, need the original person to get angry about it to really set this potential gimmick on fire

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>having a mum

Might be the most normie thing there is. And I mean both having a mother and knowing her as 'mum'

>>75082051

>life of an immigrant in Great Britain

>>75082037
well out of the points you listed, what do you feel most strongly about?

>>75082124
Listen I'm not your mate??? Yea??? Get me or get lost ..

>>75082097
>faggot
FOY

>>75082112
Need to try this now

Been shilled too many times

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>I am literally the most attractive man in every situation I've ever been in, provided my dad isn't there. This isn't an issue for me.

you're in love with a psycho

>>75082158
>faggot is a yankism
hello gaylord

imagine spending several hours of study to determine your exact political stance.
>i'm not a leftist i'm a radical centrist marxo-republican
>i'm not a human i'm a demi-gender biqueer unit

sound familiar?

any radical centrists in tonight?

>>75082139

This is a bad use of this meme. You should go away.

remember the asdfg meme? the janny stills bans people for doing it. born out of classic chaotic 4chan ironic humour as well. they're the best gimmicks imo.

if britain had free movement with ireland, new zealand, australia, canada and hong kong how long dya reckon it'd take for everyone to leave britain? i reckon about 5-6 years

>>75082196
i'm a LADical centrist

haha x

>>75082059
>>75082124
I do like Jezza
>>75082073
i always vote
>>75082097
bit rude
>>75082153
establishing a republic

>>75082150
I don't live in Great Britain. Nor am I an immigrant.

>>75082196
yeah
when I go to vote I'm going to put a cross in the space between the boxes for tory and labour

could never work in an open plan office. struggle not to sperge in my 'cubicle' of 4 like-minded people let alone having to walk past 200 to grab something from the printer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEE-Hl80fFk

do you want otter, dog, or cat video

>>75081982
ok x
we get a lot of shit from /int/ at large but we're friendly x

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Me in the Social Democracy

>>75082224
that would be great. britain would have a comfy pop of 10 million and we could go back to our simple agrarian roots.

can't wait to go back to work on monday

>>75082230
if those are your beliefs don't know why you're considering voting anyone other than corbyn

>>75082259
asdfg

what's the difference between a centrist and a radical centrist?

wonder who the economist will endorse for the 2017 election

>>75082224
Me and my sister would probably go to London if that happened.

I'm already thinking about skipping to nz for a few years down the line a bit.

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>>75082302

Imagine if everyone was suddenly dead

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miss the limavady gf lads x

kekio

>>75082307
the lib dumbos probably

>>75082302
radical centrists aren't literal centrists but people who do not identify with the political scale

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>>75082333
>Imagine if everyone was suddenly dead

im not going to ask again

consider this a Warning friendos

>>75082302
nothing really the term 'radical centrist' has meme value tho

>>75082331
>Order vs. Chaos.jpg

>>75082353
shut the fuck up, dumb fucking weeb

>>75082302
giddens

>>75082333
just kill yourself
basically the same

>>75082302
centrist is just someone who situates themselves in the middle of the political spectrum
radical centrists are people who advocate radical change but necessarily aligned to a particular ideology

right kind of hate most of the tory policy platform but privatising social care for the fogies is fucking based
FUCK entitled pensionistas desu

i am:

>economically left wing
>atheist
>monarchist
>acknowledge ethnic and gender differences but believe in political equality and judging people as individuals
>approving of the death penalty for certain, very extreme crimes that carry a life sentence anyway
>in favour of free speech
>think eugenics should be done humanely, but at a loss to find how this could be achieved
>pro drug re-criminalisation

who do I vote for, what's my ideology

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>be me
>at pub with me dad and his mate
>bump into mate from primary school, havent spoken to him in years
> we talking
>just as he departs he says"if you say anything to them (my dad and mate) just say im anon from school so I dont look like a nerd"
what did he mean by this? Its seriously has boggled my mind, what could he have possibly thought I would have said (not that I even cared enough to) that could have made him look like a nerd

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>tfw

sister clogged the toilet again lads

>>75082037
>>75082230
I'm glad that statistically most of the people who feel the same way as you don't vote on the day on account of being high/at a music festival/forgetting to register

Idiot student twat

Drinking a cider

>>75082419
UKIP

>the death penalty
ummm no sweaty that's morally wrong

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https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/865996529949192194

torn between voting bnp and the communist party

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ah yes, the cretinous "radical" (((centrists))) are here

>>75082452
didn't know we had any ladies browsing /brit/

is there any way to expand all images in a thread without using 4chanx

what are some over the counter sleeping pills i could buy?

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>sister clogged the toilet again lads

>>75082479
Capital punishment is acceptable where the criminal has no hope of rehabilitation.

Indefinite imprisonment in such situations is cruel, as shown by the Ian Brady situation

>>75082479
proof?

>>75082504
travel pills

>>75082504
nytol

>>75082490
yeah fuck the intelligent successful people they have no idea about politics

>>75082504
NIGHT NUUUUUUURSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8siL2TB89o

>>75081982
fuck off we're full

Captcha: Fernando 1200

Just realised I've put two stone on lads.

Why aren't you at the club with Deano and the lads right now?

can feel the mind-numbing bliss approaching

playing some luftrausers lads

>>75082504
here lad stand on the other side of this counter

*cocks back my right hook*

>>75082490
Educated people sure are stupid

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>>75082540
>liberal democucks
>intelligent

lol

>>75082567
>Two instances of unconsciousness 'fore toil resumes

i have elected to post an otter video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HEYBFiKpuo4

>>75082509
she actually does it a lot of the time, I don't know what causes her to take such fat shits

might scran a little something

>>75082567
I'm ugly.

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>>75082479
ah yes, much better to use the old 'few years in a building with like-minded individuals' punishment

Up from my nap lads

>>75082612
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/2008/nov/03/greenpolitics-liberaldemocrats

>just found out the city of Melbourne was founded by this JOHN BATMAN guy
>no Strayans around at this time
Who do I meme now

>>75082437
I don't do drugs, I have never gone to a festival and I have voted in all elections I've been able to. Calm down.

>>75082616
In less than 36 hour ill be at my desk

business idea: chemotherapy laced cigarettes

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Tories on suicide watch right now

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the office

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>fucking retard.jpg

>>75082669
LABOUR SURGE

do NOT care about your sister's bowel movements

really REALLY want labour to win lads

>>75082669
mad how we seem to be going back to a two party system, at least in england
the strange death of ukip england?

>>75082650
>liberal elite say liberal elite are the smartest

>>75082629
me too mate

so what, just do whatever you want
stop letting it get in your way, nobody cares

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Reminder that we are experiencing peak 4chan and it is only going to get worse.

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Heard there were some runts here that needed brought to the chambers.

>>75082578
ah cheers mate

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I'm literally a synthetic organic chemist

AMA

*stares at your little sisters arse*

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this man is your friend

he fights for individual liberties and the right to post "doing a poo"

>>75082682
This you and your pals lib dem cuck boy?
think you need to go prep the bull for your wife mate

>>75082612
Yeah cos the "we're going to ban encryption" Tories are infinitely more intellectual

Fucking spacker

>>75082732
Alri 'resa

>>75082504
5HTP
makes you have crazy vivid lucid dreams too

>>75082730
Peak 4chan was years ago. We're deep into the age of the phoneposter. This is our last stand.

>>75082732
stupid

>>75082730
Double undies?

>>75082691
sister squeezed out a turd SO long yesterday that she hadn't realised it hadn't flushed, and i went in the bathroom later and it still hadn't flushed, and it took like 6 flushes and a big bowl of water to make it go down

>>75082633
wonder how long they went to prison for, hope they got rehabilitated and lived to regret what they did

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Thoughts?

>>75082745
*takes a break from shagging her botty*

your turn mate, tag in

>>75082732
*race mixes you out of existence*

>>75082730
What makes you think this is peak 4chan? Have never heard that before

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>>75082768
Me

would rather have "renationalise the railways" jeremy than "government run and regulated internet" theresa

>>75082761
>>75082771
>>75082800
*punches you with a THUNDEROUS right hook right into the chambers and locks the door*
Any last words, scum?

>>75082749
Didn't he want to give the Falklands to the argies or something? I thought Brits were against that.

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>>75082669
>people are finally getting sick of mummy may's shit
happening lads

>>75082710
it's a journal article mate, here you go
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289608001049

>>75082419
BNP?
Or DUP if in NI

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>>75082819
would rather have pic related as PM

>>75082730
this is unironically my pic, used to post it when i was in italy

delete it from your hard drive in no uncertain terms

>>75082799
I like you lad whats your name?

>>75082831
bigger fish to fry now m8

mummy may has threatened to take away our internet time

>>75082816
Made the screen shot

WINNING

>>75082847
me too

>>75082809
Because it won't get better, only much, much worse.


>>75082774
I think it's a pair of tiny shorts

>>75082816
*smashes your little normie brick*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Lower Cognitive Ability Predicts Greater Prejudice Through Right-Wing Ideology and Low Intergroup Contact
http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0956797611421206
woah....

>>75082819
Same

>>75082783
>The ringleader, was Shakil Choudhury, and he received a three year sentence for leading this extraordinary attack

do United States of Americans like big titties

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>>75082848
unironically make me m80

>>75082905
lovely british name

>>75082889
Umm I have an Android, my phone is unique and particular

>>75082920
*BBRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

>>75082853
my name is _______

sorry that's censored i'm too important to HM governement erer

fcking hell took me so long to type i am slightl pissed haha

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

can't believe I just smacked my own mother in the face
dad and brother have barricaded me in the bathroom until the police arrive so might be my last post for a while

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was it autism?

>>75082935
Been on the Mixed Fruits this one I see

>Connection error while posting. [More info]


FUCK OFF HIROKIKE

>>75082905
he got 6 years and most of that story isn't mentioned at all in the press?

any big fish in?
??

gonna FRY you hehe x

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>>75082929
Why even try if you're going to half arse it?

spoiler: you're going to the psych ward

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thingken of the welsh gf

>>75082730
>peak 4chan
>2017

NEWFAGGOTS NEED TO FUCKING LEAVE

Peak 4chan was 2012

>>75082949
first your sister, now your mother. when will it end?

>>75082888
>Because it won't get better, only much, much worse.
well that depends on what board your talking about. /b/ peaked around 2007. /pol/ is peaking now and /int/ and the like are nothing boards full of normies that will never peak it will always be a steady stream of okayness

>>75082969
small fish in a big pond here

>>75082974
sorry how does it go again? just one a?

>>75082958

one too many i ma afraid
please stop replying to me

>>75082988
spoiler: you're going to the psych ward

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Sure love, we'll definitely be meeting...

How do you lose your virginity lads? I am kind of desperate.

>>75082848
lanc

>>75082964
He only served three and most of that story is made up but this doesn't really mean the death sentence is morally right, ignore the obsessed rorkes

>>75082730
Not been here too long (since 2009) and the site is noticeably worse.

>>75082935
I dont believe your drunk, if your soo drunk post pics of your little sister

hmmmmmmm
always get 10x more (you's)s when i'm pissed

*takes notes*
very interesting shall consult my consultant

*solves captcha at the 8th attempt**

>>75082996
In 2019 you'll all be remembering how great 2017 was.

>>75082929
that tiny azn arse wouldn't even be able to make such a sound
it would be more of a high-pitched toot

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post the pepe that best sums up your feelings right now

>>75082920
thats mine aswell

in fact i think your the very same crustacean that was stealing my pics and taunting me 2 years ago

leave me alone reeeEEEEEEEE

>>75083038
If she only wants friendship why didnt she swipe me?

>>75083039
Step 1: don't be a chinky with a little willy

>>75082949
good people like you should be hanged

all the dozens of paedo-gangs across the entire country being made up of muzzies is a pretty crazy coincidence dont you think lads

/brit/
/brit/ never changes

>>75083039
Just put it in the hole

>>75083097
I'm not lad, but I do martial arts.

>>75083120
>>75083112
>>75083097
>>75083095
>>75083092
haha just briiliant lads

keep pup the good work x

>>75082996
>2012
newfag

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>>75083091

>>75083133
Ok, but how do I convince the women?
Also checked.

>>75083120
odd story 2bh

need more insight into the sociolgy of it

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>>75083091

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>good people like you should be hanged

hound video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=upvfSgO51YE

>>75083161
Be good looking

cant jump fences
cant do ladders
cant do sports
cant cycle properly

got the co-ordination of a child

*slips inside the eye of your mind*

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>>75083091

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>>75083091

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>>75083091

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>>75083165

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>>75083091

>>75083120
yeah, it's funny how every single one of those muslim communities happened to be OPPRESSED and left no other choice than to rape thousands of young girls, isn't it?
oh wait, it isn't funny at all. you fucking racist.

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>>75083091

>>75083208
fucking hate ladders, ok with the rest though

>>75083201
I want to know more about the talking part tho. Good looks alone won't get you pussy.

*looks back in anger*

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>>75082231
>Dumb smelly taig thinks he's in Ireland but really he's in Great Britain

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>>75083091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaKvA_OJjQI

im really happy because i snogged a japanese girl and felt her arse

*cuts your life into pieces*

>>75083247
where's brian snail

quick someone reply to me i'm losing touch with it

>>75083242
who's oppressing them

>>75083236
no i mean they're all described as a "gang" in each city where it happened

but it makes it sound like there's just one gang for each city. did they all know each other and agree to nonce within each others territories? or do all the nonces in one ethnic community all tend to find each other and create a gang?

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>>75083091

>>75083263
did she smell faintly of fish?

>>75083240
this isnt right the future will be much easier to change gender, if they make x-change after I die im gonna be pissed

>>75083255
Actually, Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom. It is not part of Great Britain.

Didn't your uncle teach you any-- Oops. Nevermind.

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if you think this is fat then you're not bloody plumb,

>>75083255
He's in the United Kingdom. Great Britain is geographically the British mainland.

>>75083255
When is the UK giving back northern ireland to the irish?

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>>75083299
Dumb taig will never be Irish

>>75082659
>doesn't deny being a student or an idiot or a twat

>>75083311
when the citizens of northern ireland say so

>>75083249
>Good looks alone won't get you pussy.
>he knows nothing about the shallowness of vagina owners

>>75083287
reddit made this image

>>75083289
not in the least and more to the point she was actually fit

>>75083323
And your uncle will never be alive.

Meanwhile, I'm holding my Irish passport on the island of Ireland with 100% Gaelic ancestry.

:)

>>75083284
uh, mostly white, mostly male, mostly christian upper echelons of our society?
not to mention the untold millions of brexit voters and other racist trash that refuse to make other british citizens with asian heritage feel as if it is their home too

>>75083361
fit for your standards you mean

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>>75083240
I hate that those socks have become part of the tranny uniform, they look qt on girls.

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>>75083368
>Meanwhile, I'm holding my Irish passport on the island of Ireland with 100% Gaelic ancestry.

whatcha gonna do katieeeee

2nd post: gimmick idea: got to be without being sick

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>>75083368
>island of Ireland
>has to distinguish between the island and the country

>>75083374
i have no way to prove but she was at very least 8/10 and im saying that from having seen 2 weeks worth of jap girls

>>75083376
>hair being this uneven at the back

Fucking sort yourself our woman. DROPPED.

>>75083075
No I won't, just like it's 2017 and don't remember how great 2015 was

in fact /brit/ is even worse now than it was then

>>75083339
Ok, what if you are average looking with shitty talking skills. Do I still have a chance?

someone imply I'm a bellend rapidly

Business idea: Kill myself for £20,000

another hound

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xR55BClbqFs

Had a an oriental girl checking me out for the first time ever today. Surprised it took so long.

what do your bellends smell like right now?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKK2ZskPIAs

Ahh yes, ye olde British liberal humour

>>75083401
Naturally. Éire and the Republic are two very different things, after all.

>>75083384
Aren't you that autismo that cries about rorkes for days on end?

>>75083075
Generally feel like even years are better than odd years. 2012, 2014 and 2016 were GOAT

you lads reckon i could listen to every song in the world before i go to bed?

haha might try it xx

>>75083368
My Uncle is alive and well I've tried telling you taigs to stop accusing every aussie of this meme. Actually never had a problem with the Irish when I lived in the UK but you're the worst posters on /brit/ by far (yanks don't count as real people).

>>75083480
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ow-CMtctgg

>>75083460
>Meanwhile, I'm holding my Irish passport on the island of Ireland with 100% Gaelic ancestry.

I play all sides for maximum comedic value.

>>75083451
flame grilled steak mccoys

just felt my willy and there's precum all over it hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyJFRTJgPbU

>>75083368
>100% gaelic ancestry
Do a DNA test I guarantee you aren't even about 50.

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the lads

>>75083505
sehr schway musik

>>75083480
dont think you could even listen to every song before you die 2bh

>>75083451
Can smell mine without bending down. Had a wank this morning and haven't washed since, gonna wait until tomorrow morning when I see the gf so she tastes it haha

>>75083480
https://youtu.be/CVHmHig1DOg

>>75083528
bit racist

>>75083499
>my uncle is alive and well
There was no louder way to scream "MY UNCLE IS DEAD" than this.

>>75083515
But you don't. We all know who you are and the shit you post lad.

>>75083540
>needing a DNA test to track your family tree
HOWLING. Is this what it's like to live on a prison island with a dead uncle?

>>75083543
dankshon

longing for some (You)s lads

>>75083451
have hardly washed it well the past 4-5 days, took my first shower today
smells gross

just solved a rather difficult maths question and feeling quite proud of myself xx

Gonna make it my life goal to end sexism

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>tories want to kill this
paki tier

Business idea: Kidnap the Cheeky Girls and set them on fire live on webcam unless a £500,000 ransom is paid or my oneitis agrees to have sex with me for 2 hours

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>>75083587
>both aussies are now the ones with a dead uncle
hmm

>>75083605
have mine

>>75083618
ginger hounde

>>75083607
Honestly mate get a girl to suck it - you can see the taste in their fucking eyes but they never say anything even if they gag a little lol

MUM NEEDS TO FUCK OFF TO BED, IVE GOT ALCOHOL TO DRINK AND WEED TO SMOKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75083540
>DNA test
>believing in the ancestry Jew

>>75083451
pussy juice

proper fucked a northerner geordie slag last night, cream was flowing out of her pussy like it was nobodies business haha

>>75083644
Delete this and then switch sides in about 15 minutes

>>75083645
fat weeb

got called a neoliberal in oxfam

opinions on gambling?

>>75083565
ah yes the background to every night scape video

lads, imagine being an uncle-less aussie

>>75083623
Cheeky Girls aren't even attractive desu

>>75083644
thanks m8 appreciate it
have one back

>>75083648
haha yeah ill just call up the ol gf :^)

>>75083038
why does she keep saying 'the moment'

YOU'RE A BETTER MAN THEN I

mad that our Irish brothers are going to have a gay non white leader before us

>>75083623
She'll agree, you'll last 30 seconds and then you'll set them and your oneitis on fire anyway in a rage of embarrassment

>>75083676
it's only one
nightscape always has good choons though

>>75083668
tread lightly friendo

>>75083587
>family tree
How far back do you go? They've done DNA tests on people who can track back for a very long time and they're never as 'pure' as they believed.

>>75083715
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>>75083670
you're infringing on my copyrighted meme

>>75083709
>what's sadiq khan

>>75083709
and he's a massive tory wanking cunt sadly enough

>>75083722
The 1300s was as far back as I bothered to go. It gets a bit tougher there.

I'm fully aware of the whole "DA KKK MAN WAS SECRETLY BLACK" meme.

>>75083788
That's a long way back. I've never bothered to try go back father than people in living memory (grandparents grandparents)