/brit/

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the gf

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Chelsea

give me 15 good reasons to vote for the tories

love trains, love pints, love having a pint on the train

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no Asian gf yet

HATE forners
HATE warm beers
HATE warmth

>>75025508
give me one good reason not to

Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding
Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile eggshell mind.

>>75025528
>HATE warm beers

FOY

>>75025545
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

>Britain's Fattest Woman
>opening segment is her washing her fat rolls

ah yes

my blog posts about my erratic lifestyle are the only thing of substance in these threads

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>>75025466
is this a big guys edition

>>75025573
do one

love coaches, love reading, love having a read on the coach

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well my laaaaaads what are you drinking tonight?

>>75025567
ah yes more leftie propaganda

if you are not top 5% income and you are voting conservative you are INSANE.

POOP IN SOUP
PEE IN TEA
FART ON TART
BLEED ON WEED

>>75025590
that's not an argument

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Chelsea

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>Janitors CANNOT...

>Ban users.
>Access any administrative functions.
>Use capcodes, make "official" posts, or set rules.

>Janitors ARE...

>Volunteers: Janitors are uncompensated volunteers who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole.
>Anonymous: Janitors are not to disclose their position nor present themselves in an official capacity or share any private information about the team or site's users. Doing so will lead to immediate termination.
>Versed: Knowledgeable about the content posted to their respective board. Active members of the community.
>Limited: Janitors can only delete from one board to start. Over time, janitors may be eligible to select additional boards. Janitors are to focus on their assigned board(s).
>Accountable: All moderation actions are logged and reviewed.
>Active: Inactive janitors will be removed and replaced.
>Professional: All new janitors are required to go through an orientation, evaluation, and review process.
>Savvy: Proficient with computers. Janitors need to have a basic understanding of IRC.

>>75025517
I think it's nice that we're allowed to drink on trains in this otherwise very nanny state country, but there's also nothing I despise more than loud, screeching drunk people on trains who have no place being within a 500 metre radius of me, let alone swigging gin and tonics on a thursday evening two seats away.

A conundrum to be sure.

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>>75025508
1. MUMMY
2. MUMMY
3. MUMMY
4. MUMMY
5. MUMMY
6. MUMMY
7. MUMMY
8. MUMMY
9. MUMMY
10. MUMMY
11. MUMMY
12. MUMMY
13. MUMMY
14. MUMMY
15. MUMMY

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>>75025562

YOUUUU.... YOU ARE GUILTY

>>75025515
cant wank to this unless someone shops the nose ring out

is children of men leftist propaganda?

>>75025608
is this a girl or a boy

the alt right now has a sidebar on Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Alt-right_sidebar

>>75025608
if you're going to post this girl can you edit out her fucking weaponised facial features so I don't have to suppress my gag reflex whenever I expand the image

cheers

>>75025517
hate people who drink on the train they never share

>>75025629
that's obviously a woman

http://i.imgur.com/qVEALFv.gifv
whats actually wrong with her

do women get autism too?

>>75025606
well yes it is

independent is just leftie propaganda and fake news there is no truth in it

>>75025658
big arms and manly face say otherwise

daily reminder that Brexit won't happen without UKIP

>>75025664

>>/r/the_Donald

going to become a janny and delete /brit/ threads with my enormous new powers

>>75025613
I go to away games on the train.

I do feel a bit bad for the non-football fans on there but that doesn't stop me getting pissed and singing.

>>75025587
good lad
im drinking my sorrows

>>75025660
what? she's just laughing

>>75025695
u go girl

Definitely think if I was a girl I'd be lesbian men are absolutely disgusting

going to become a janny and put it on my tinder profile to get loads of matches

>a breaching experiment is an experiment that seeks to examine people's reactions to violations of commonly accepted social rules or norms.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! I propose a new gimmick. This gimmick shall involve the use of breaching experiments against normies.
Normies are the most susceptible to the effects of breaching experiments because for them, the social arena is taken for granted. They do not question it and they slip into its motions without be aware of having done so. This is why it is such a shock to them when a breach occurs. The normie does not know what to do when the rules of social interaction are violated. They have never had to rationalise social behaviour before. Their comfort has been stripped from them and for a moment they stand naked.

>>75025660
shall not be positing this link

>>75025587
>tonight

>>75025660
seems like everyones just laughingh at how silly it is
not everythings autism

@75025664
shan't

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>Janitors ARE...
Volunteers: Janitors are uncompensated volunteers who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole.
c'mon lads lets become jannies and destroy every general except /brit/

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>>75025629
guess

>>75025704
disgusting

glad I've never run into you because I'd have to spend the entire journey fantasising about turning your face into foie gras

>>75025705
Ireland makes the best whisky and I'm Scottish

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>>75025611

>>75025660
yes they do get autism but nobody really notices because it's just assumed that they're just being ~quirky~

>>75025660
Think you're the one with autism

>>75025695
jannys can't delete threads they can only advise their superiors to

>>75025587
Taking the night off. Feel like a zombie

might apply to become janny

>>75025751
that is not the same person for sure

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>>75025786
wrong

>>75025772
Janitors CAN...
Remove threads, replies and images on their assigned board(s).
Submit ban and warn requests to moderators.
Access the reports queue to more easily respond to rule-breaking content.

>>75025660
>tfw no autistic gf

>>75025773
You're a borderline alcoholic take it easy man I'm addicted to codeine and I just got over an alcohol, benzo and speed addiction

chelsea a thot and chelsea posters are quqs

>>75025810
that's it
>>>/int/cum

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what

>>75025760
I dated a girl with legit autism. They're either asexual, hypersexual or normally sexual but awkward about it. The girl I dated was the last one.

Hmm people used to post the commie slags to laugh at the commie stuff, now they're not even commies you're just posting a random slag with a minging face lol

>>75025801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LzbPuyd9Og

couldn't be bothered going to the bathroom for a piss and just filled one pint glass exactly with not a room for a drop more. pretty happy desu.

jeremy corbyn? got my vote

>>75025806
I never drink more than 1L a night on the extreme upper limit

Know guys who top that and remain functional

>>75025772
nah they can definitely delete threads

I remember the days of ol' quickdraw and his lightning deletions of /brit/

>>75025825
tim drew a piccy of my castle

>>75025484
looks easily occupied and unintelligent.

>>75025837
good lad

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>jeremy corbyn? got my vote

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>>75025846
yea but chebs and slag face

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did a poo lads

>>75025874
fuck off

>Theresa May

>>75025874
u sir got my vote for janny
magnificent bastard

Pookip are literally dead

They were on 15% not even that long ago lmao

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

wonder if there will be a /brit/ on mummy may's internet

more like barry cuckle lmao
cant hew the jew

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>>75025894

>Labour given double boost as two polls show Jeremy Corbyn's party closing gap on Tories

Labour is literally going to win. I said so last year

Everyone loves Corbyn

>>75025894
kek

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>>75025801
you just have to will it anon, the universe will do the rest

Wish I could stab Theresa May to death, I fucking hate that cunt, wish I could see her face right before my boot comes to and rips it apart. I hate her. She's like Ian Huntley to me.

Any good movies to watch lads?

>>75025948
>jewish

Christ alive

>>75025963
get your head checked

should i wank before going out tonight? apparently girls smell the cum in your balls

I'm 19 and for the first time in my life a girl just told me she had a crush on me. My face is stuck with a big goofy smile, I literally can't put it down. Anyone else know this feel?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_general_election,_1984

history repeats itself

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>>75025963

Boris Johnson would be better than Theresa May but that's not saying much

>>75025971

Train to Busan. Korean zombie movie. Quite good desu

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>American IQs in 1900 Averaged 67 Points
https://reason.com/blog/2012/12/13/american-iqs-in-1900-averaged-67-points

>>75025996
yea
dont just sit there smiling do summit

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have this saved on my phone and show it to the barber when I go for a trim

>>75025971
Jindabyne

>>75025996
yeah happened to me but then she killed herself before we started going out haha
have fun lol ;0)

does the panel think that boris johnson would make a better boris johnson than boris johnson

>>75026013
Absolutely no chance sick of zombie movies

The way of the meat eater is coming to an end. Vegan planet we crush them

>>75025996
;) Congrats hun x

>>75026026
>US was 90% white in 1900
really maketh thou think

>>75025956
moar

>>75026026
>reason.com/blog
nah

>>75025508
Don't care what you vote the Tories will still win, stop thinking you matter, you do not.

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some day i will have a welsh gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g4ivIid12o

>>75026045

its a gud 'un. The actors who play the zombies are good at creepy movements. Go watch Bill and Ted then

>>75026026
Compared to now you dumb cunt. IQ dynamically adjusts to current average population. 1900 Brits will have been similar.

>>75026089
?

Bought three beers
First bottle was shit
Two bottles of sadness remain

>>75026117
Fuck off you pretentious cunt

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>>75025996
>I'm 19

>>75026110
why lol

>>75026094
you're wrong

FINALLY GOT AN EMULATOR WORKING

>>75026143

????? what the fuck is wrong with bill and ted you ignoramus

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>>75026158

I put a curse on everyone here below the age of 20

>>75026156
wales is perfect

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>>75026179
dont know if i should be happy about no curse or sad that im old

how do you meet people?

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>>75026086
:)

Are you white?
Are you overweight?
Are you unemployed?
Do you have little to no education?
Do you read, The Sun (Newspaper), Daily sport, or the star, and are they a bit of a struggle to read ?

if yes, please join the BNP

COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR ANTI BNP

Are you white?
Are you overweight?
Are you unemployed?
Do you have little to no education?
Do you read, The Sun (Newspaper), Daily sport, or the star, and are they a bit of a struggle to read ?

if yes, please join the BNP

COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR ANTI BNP

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>>75026186
wtf i love yanks now

>>75026179
alri grandma
how's the cat?

>>75026201
ty senpaichi

>>75026169
I thought you were being sarcasted, I've never saw it and have only heard it mentioned a few times. I'm downloading it now, I am sovery sorry for the hostility, have a nice day

Are you white?
Are you overweight?
Are you unemployed?
Do you have little to no education?
Do you read, The Sun (Newspaper), Daily sport, or the star, and are they a bit of a struggle to read ?

if yes, please join the BNP

COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR ANTI BNP

gonna play Pokemon Heart Gold now

wales is small. bet i could throw a rock across its entirety

>>75026204
>read, The
Absolutely abhorrent grammar there friendo

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the virgin dad

Are you white?
Are you overweight?
Are you unemployed?
Do you have little to no education?
Do you read, The Sun (Newspaper), Daily sport, or the star, and are they a bit of a struggle to read ?

if yes, please join the BNP

COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR ANTI BNP

>>75026235
there's this too apparently
http://artismspectrum.tumblr.com/

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me

>>75026239
is mongposting a new gimmick or is this lad actually a spastic

>>75026259
t. white, fat, unemployed, little to no education, reads the sun (newspaper) (but struggles)

>>75026286
hello nigger

>>75025660
Faith in humanity: restored
WE DID IT REDDIT
Take your upvote and begone with yougood sir
edit1:thanks for the gold kind strange xd
edit2: oml front page
edit3: pls donate to my patreon

>>75025956
how is that autistic?

>>75026286
me on the right

its interesting to me to imagine in the future that the united states will end up like europe being a bunch of tiny little countries with different languages

>>75026286
That is cool

>>75026321
i never said it was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRdLslwAOIU

>>75026321
she was in an autism video

Off to the liquor store. Gin and tonic tonight methinks.

>>75026369
>liquor store
FOY

>>75026348
seems a little unstable

those music stands aren't very sturdy

>>75026387
Jealousy gets you nowhere

reminder that while the average penis is 5.5 inches long, it takes around 8 inches to satisfy a woman. The top 2% of men in this regard are fucking 90% of the women. to them the average may as well be 8 inches, son to them even 7 inches is below average. do yyou see now? cant win. no sir its over for most of us chad has his grips on all women ever end of stroy see you latrer,

>>75026285
>how can you not see ableism as a feminist issue
>autistic girls, especially black autistic girls, are misdiagnosed and underdiagnosed because of the focus on white cis boys and how they present as autistic
>disabled girls and women often have their consent violated, both in medical procedures and otherwise, our bodies and minds are often not considered are own and we are dismissed as not having the capacity to make our own decisions
>on top of that many disabled girls are seen as delusional and their speaking out about the abuse they have face, by whatever communication method, is often seen as them making things up and over reacting
>many disabled women are fetishised and seen as an outrageous ‘thing’ to fuck, but are not seen as human
>disabled girls, especially physically disabled girls, do not live up to ideas of beauty in our society and often have extreme self esteem issues

>disabled women and girls face more shit than you could ever know and I need you to understand

>Ableism. Is. A. Feminist. Issue.

ah yes, the old 'umblr

having an 'tenstial 'sis lads

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Having a lovely bowl of mussels all to myself

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the gf

>>75026449
That's not a bowl.

>>75026448

it'll pass

foot fell asleep and now its tingly hehe

reminder almost every woman has been stretched out by AT LEAST an 8 inch dick in ALL holes and probably over 10 at east once and will nevrr forget it and evything since then wont come close

>>75026441
'Satisfying women' is a CIA psyop

>>75026449
good lad. what's the sauce?

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I'll be living in south wales next year in Newport any lads give me a quick run down on it

Bird. Cucks.

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>Scottish "humour"

>>75026462
me on the other end of the phone

alpha fucks beta bucks will keep you redpillled in life

>>75026490
black of course too

>>75026501
Nonce freak

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the gf eating pasta

>>75026475
Yes it is you dimwit

>>75026498
White wine and garlic with a cheeky bit of chilli

>>75026534
they're only cartoon mate leave off

>>75026556
nonce

any women who use tinder are all alpha widows. they have experienced the top 1% of men and cannot go back. so they fuck over and over. once tey hut 30 or so theyll settle down with a rich receded chin fucker who will pay for their multiple children

>>75026541
very decent. partial to some with korma actually

>>75026556
not suggesting you are a nonce but that's EXACTLY what a nonce would say

Just built a mashed potato castle

DEATH TO ALL SOCIALISTS

DEATH TO ALL MARXISTS

DEATH TO ALL LEFTISTS

FUCK THE LABOUR PARTY

tell me about the scots why do they act retarded

Girl agreed to go out with me tomorrow, but she never confirmed

Probably found something better

how do i survive in a feminine and whore society you ask me? simple. redpill yourself. become the player. let your cock be on the cock carousel

>>75026563
>>75026580
*simultaneously finger blasts your arseholes*

heh...how's that for nonce...kid

>>75026576
>windowed cases
>>>/v/

just heard the 'xt 'oor 'bour have a cracking 'gasm

>>75026587
don't mess with me sunshine

>>75026535
>>>/grimes/

absolutely cannot stand the oneitis

>>75026576
why obscure the name and price

>>75026449
they look like fannies

redflags of whore
>i used tinder
>i use tinder
>my ex bf....
>you want finger in your arse?
>has dick

>>75026601
chin up, turtle

plenty of girls out there especially since you're still young

girl said she'd dog some cunt to meet me

>>75026616
what's he called?

If I ever became leader of the UK I'd make it compulsory to refer to all women over 30 without kids with the prefix childless

i.e. Childless Theresa May

>>75026655
>you want finger in your arse?

How common is this? virgin btw

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>>75026589
nah

STOP PUTTING WOMEN ON A PEDESTAL!
>Your oneitis has fucked huge cocks
>she watches blacked porn
>she doesnt like nice men

Feel like drinking rum until I black out desu.

>>75026649
Smell like em too hahahah

>>75026576
Screeched

>>75026682
rare

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>>75026614
>he bought an empty windowed case and mistook it for a PC

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>If I ever became leader of the UK I'd make it compulsory to refer to all women over 30 without kids with the prefix childless
>i.e. Childless Theresa May

>>75026670
it's actually a big titted southern european girl
but i'm fairly sure she's lesbian unfortunately

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>>75026685

I have a oneitis. I love him.

>your oneitis fantasizes about being bent over by multiple men
>she has been
>shes a slut
redpilled yet?

>>75026449
that's a plate mate not a bowl

>>75026673
bit weird

>>75026692
hmmm dunno what kind of bird you've been with mate should get yourself tested

quite enjoying this new 'act like we're /r9k/ regulars' gimmick

*injects steroids*

>>75026744
fuck off >>>/r9k/

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>>75026720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omyqAFk8GR4

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enjoying some kino rn lads

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Me when I bought a house instead of eating brunch

>>75026655
>you want finger in your arse?

Literally never known a lass to ask that before popping a finger in. And what sort of bender would say no anyway?

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>>75026685

>>75026655
>my ex bf
ahh yes, the eternal virgin wants a pure girl
too bad me and the rest of the lads have been ravaging their fannies for years

DAE r/MGTOW (-:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6dxFB_j-B8

doing a watch

factoid:AWALT
All WOmen Are Like That
they're all SLUTS

>>75026779
>>75026786
baffled as to the purpose and meaning of these posts
yanks are a different species

>>75026779
Did Blacked get taken off of pornhub?

>message girl
>replies 2 hours later

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75026779
lana rhoades is amazing desu
hope she doesn't get plastic surgery

I am not an anti-semite, my friend, I am merely an anti-capitalist
It is pure coincidence that every capitalist I have a bone to pick with is of jewish descent

>>75026810
hello bitter virgin

>>75026758
fuck off you fucking roastie
fucking whore
do not dare talk that way to me, a man, your superior

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Be entirely honest
Could I heem you

FACT
Women's vaginas become LOOSE after too many fucks
NO HYMEN NO DIAMOND

>>75026779

one of the only good posts I've seen by a y*nk

who here has ever sent a dick pic & say whether to someone you know irl or random on the internet

i have never

>>75026846
This is what I imagine Tim looks like with his shirt off when I'm having a wank.

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>>75026777
>Hating communists makes me a nazi

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*HEEMS YOU*

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>>75026825
>girl messages me
>I reply 2 mins later
>she sees it a minute later
>been 15 mins and no reply

>>75026863
never take the mgtow pill mate

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>his gf has been with other men
how much of a C U C K can you be???

the virgins are rattling their cages again
don't you pathetic mugs have drawings of chinky schoolgirls to wank over?

>>75026863
>>75026842
>>75026810
please continue

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for me, it is melanie laurent

FACT
/brit/ is a NORMIE general and if you haven't put your willy in a fanny AT LEAST ten times YOU DONT BELONG HERE

>posting gifs and pepes of famous communists/nazis being killed
ah yes
the modern warrior

>>75026814
i know we like to make le blacked jokes towards the americans on /int/ (and most other boards) but the sheer volume of actual bmwf material they've posted in these threads alone is leading me to believe they are very serious and genuine in being fans of the material

which at the least, is really quite sad. what the fuck happened to you, USA?

NEED a spanish gf lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcm55lU9knw

>>75026906
10 is a lot though

>>75026868
I have countless times, I love showing it off

>go to png club
>want to pick up a native chick
> American girl hits on me
>Australian girl hits on me

They must be the only single white women in Port Moresby. Why doesn't this happen in Sydney.?

>>75026906
this
willy was in a fanny last night

>why yes my gf is loving caring and simply brilliant
>meanwhile she's had strangers cock in every orifice
???

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>By the time Al and Christine’s son Josh was 17 years old, he was so consumed with playing video games that he stopped going to school.
>"He just said, 'Hey, I’m dropping out,'" his father Al told ABC News "20/20."
> Josh would stay up late to play well into the night and sleep in late the next day. His mother said he would often play for as many as 12 hours straight, for as much as 60 hours in a week.
>"It’s like, 'You’ve got to stop ... you've got to close it down,'" Al said. But he said his son replied, "I can't."
>Their son’s obsession with online gaming began in 8th grade, Al and Christine said. The turning point was when Josh built himself a gaming computer and installed it in his room, Christine added.
>"When we did take it away, there was a lot of problems in our house with his behavior," she said. "We get these reactions that are probably not like the average kid ... we see some withdrawal symptoms that are probably not very healthy."
>Josh eventually became addicted to pornography as well and delved deep into extreme fetishes. His parents finally had enough when they discovered Josh trying to arrange a meetup with a transexual prostitute.
>Josh’s parents decided to send him to a wilderness program called Outback Therapeutic Expeditions, located in the mountains of the Utah wilderness, where he wouldn’t have any access to electronic devices for more than two months.

>>75026868
used to post my cock all the time on /b/ back in the day

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>>75026884
s-she's just busy right

>>75026923
pic of example of native chick

>>75026918
didn't say 10 different fannies

>>75026870
thanks i was trying to emulate tim's punch posture

>>75026906
what about if I've never put my willy in a fanny but I've put it in another man's arsehole at least ten times? Which I have.

>>75026923
I remember your story about shagging one of those apes before
grim

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>>75026943
y-yea that must be it, she'll reply the minute she gets a chance

Business idea: make a lego porno called BLOCKED

>cucks itt trying to rationalise their cuckoldry
other men have put their WILLY INSIDE your gf
HAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>75026931
>Josh eventually became addicted to pornography as well and delved deep into extreme fetishes. His parents finally had enough when they discovered Josh trying to arrange a meetup with a transexual prostitute.

>>75026982
so

>>75026941
post it for me please

>>75026972
/brit/ is a loyalist general m8, see yourself out

>>75026961
bit gay

doing a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QU1nvuxaMA

>>75026982
My gf has had somewhere around 100 sexual partners. Honestly it's meaningless. I've had 2, it's just a number. shes very good at sex

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>>75026868
Yeah

>>75026967
I'm sure this time will be better than that one. Urggggghhhhh.

>>75026946
There's a few chicks down there in the pic.

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>>75026876
gloating over a fascist stabbing a communist does, yes.

>>75026931
>the wilderness
thought they meant the 'scape for a second there waha

going to go to sleep soon

PNG tuck me in :3

>>75026931
Josh is a bit of a qt desu.

PNG pls kill and eat this aussie

You lads going out on the lash tonight?

>>75027034
*tucks you in*
*kisses your head*
Night mate

>>75026982
didn't you just say that all women were like that? that none of them were pure?
then by your logic the girl you shagged has done the same
wait... don't tell me you're a virgin?

>>75027034
*tucks you in and kisses you on the forehead, the cheek and then a lingering kiss on the lips*
good night :3

>>75026931
>Josh’s parents decided to send him to a wilderness program called Outback Therapeutic Expeditions, located in the mountains of the Utah wilderness, where he wouldn’t have any access to electronic devices for more than two months.
I NEED TO GO TO THIS
would be shit at first but would never return to 4chan ever again after

>>75027053
maybe
didn't have a haircut yesterday so dunno if i can be bothered

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stop watching porn

>>75027012
This. I've had guys come up and brag about how they came in my gf or whatever, but the joke is on them. At the end of the day I'm the one who got to keep her

>>75027034
*fingers your arsehole*

really like this papa new gary bloke

>>75027098
new

current gf has been with 1000 dudes. she is GREAT in bed!

> cooking videos where they tell you to check the temperature of the meat/oil etc with a thermometer

errrr fuck off?? what kind of bender is going to do that hahaha just learn to cook

>>75027070
Is getting a hair cut your version of getting blotto?

>>75026340
good lad

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>>75027019
No, it doesn't. A good communist is a dead communist. Always

Fuck you

>>75027090
>>75027090
>>75027090

>>75027034
*waits until you're lying down*
*does an axe kick directly on your bollocks*

>>75027034
Good night, mate, you'll be right

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>>75027112
Castro died naturally. Now do the world and follow your leader by eating a bullet.

>>75027098
It's nice to be loved.
Have a good one mate.