/brit/

>>75022001
anime

post your age and how many differnt girls u've slept with

25
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Theresa May is going to ban 4chan

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thoughts?

>>75021962
how much is electric brixton mate?

leicester sq isn't the worst although there's always a lot of oldies about

>>75022029
27
0 (zero)

>>75022030
good

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pissing it down

>>75022008
>>75022023
retard

>>75022029
19
0

haven't had a platonic female friend or been alone with one that wasn't a coworker or mummy for 5 years

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>>75022046
alri

>>75022035

ah yes

the y*nk waited for the new just to post this tripe

I HATE Australians

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the boyfriend just sent me this
he's coming round later lads ;^)

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out and about night time edition

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>>75022072
hello

>>75022068
bloke sounds like a complete bender

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/18/lottery-millionaires-son-spent-16m-then-sued-his-father-for-more-cash

never ceases to amaze me how these people do it . supposedly they were dropping 1k a week on groceries. even if you shop at fortnum and mason everyday i don't understand hwo youc an do that

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>>75022029
20
4

Something very unnerving about Theresa may and I just can't put my finger on it

>>75022029

>25
>0

kissed three though lmao

>>75022076
wrth

we do it
we get down
for the uk
hold the crown

>>75022035
(((the guardian)))

GOODbye ladsx

>>75022116
she's not human

>>75022029
19
2 (only one properly though since the 1st was a drunken shag with a stranger outside, didn't even get to finish properly)

>>75022106
>I don't fink you're lithening
literally what I sound like haha

jeremy corbyn? you're damn right i'll vote for him

>>75022103
must be fat cunts

>>75022077
once kissed a french lad on the mouth because I thought that was in fashion on the continent, he shoved me backwards and tried to punch me

>>75022116
>>75022135
reptilianzzzzz

>>75022001
Oh Rosy.........

>>75022120
oh snap boyfriend are we brothers
never been on date
only kissed one girl more than once (twice)
maybe 15 random make outs in clubs almost always strangers lasting from few minutes to few hours

>>75022158
>>75022035
FOY

>>75022165
can you kiss me on the mouth instead?

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6 weeks no wank/porn

Had a wet dream this morning. This is the longest I've ever gone

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>>75022001
GOOD thread

>>75022172
a literal sheed

Genuinely baffles me how people older than 18 are still virgin

>>75022183
impressive

>>75022201
fuck off hans

need a bruce bf to tongue my mouth

>>75022183
please please PLEASE do a video right now of you wanking and shooting a massive, hot load of cum

copping some flak on the 'dit for insulting some melt

funny how normlets respond to online hostility

>>75022035
>employer backed thinktank
yes we must avoid the catastrophe! this has nothing to do with the availability of cheap foreign labour! think of the consequences! we are your friends! we are all in this together!

>>75022201
fuck you you stupid assfaggot piece of shit

What's the craic lads?

acid msa break msa news osf zombe osf mare tm dels gbh rveng gbh boss hr

>>75022219
u gay or something pal?

>>75022183
haven't masturbated less than twice a day since I was 14

so fucking horny lads, my dick is constantly rock hard and aching, no matter how much I wank it doesn't ease it in the slightest, I need to fuck a a lad right now

>>75022175

yeah am a bit shy me

fear of rejection as well

suddenly smells of pish

alri thailad

Haven't watched actual porn for a very long time. It's much more fun to just use your imagination and still images.

why dont all you virgin sadacts hook up with all these horny wanking bastards

>>75022222
Don't worry mate. I see you're digits.

>>75022239
haha just a bit
>>75022233
alri cannibal

despise virgins

especially myself haha

>>75022213

*raises paw*

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>>75022262
alri

>>75022270
that would be gay

>>75022257
papua new guinea is a real person

>>75022270
solid idea I support it

>>75022270
because they don't have vaginas?

you can't lose your virginity up some blokes jacksie mate

>>75022251
yeah me 2, asked out like 2 girls in my entire life and both hard rejections.
i feel weird getting off with someone to be honest like i'm doing something unnatural and also I wonder what the fuck they are thinking/how drunk they are to be willing to get off with me

>>75022305
And I have real person feelings

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uma delicia :^))

>>75022273
Post pictures please

And tell stories of fighting off savages in the jungle

Whats the internet even like?

>>75022029
24

Don't know, but at least 30

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business idea: report posts mentioning the having or lighting of spliffs as illegal content

>>75022323
If I see that fucking monkey one more time..

>>75022291
*shoves you back*
wtf get away from me you FAGGOT

>>75022311
its the best action youre gonna get as long as you keep moping on 4chan rather than doing owt about it

why do so many Rorkes live in Asia?


thailad, jared taylor, black pigeon speaks, etc.

*puts down newspaper*
now what was her name?
*takes off reading glasses*
I can be so forgetful sometimes
HUZZAH THAT'S IT
*bing videos Dani Daniels*

>>75022327
I'm on my tablet, all my pics are on my phone in my apartment. I'll post some pics and stories in éire later if you want.

>>75022348
Asia is redpilled, no shit is taken nor given.

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>>75022323

>>75022347
FONT you wouldnt understand

>>75022347
not a bender nor a virgin mate

save it for sad acts that are lonely enough to bum a bloke rather than just going out and shagging some rando slag

>>75022092
is that a trap?

>>75022348
yeah god must be what 3 of them? crawling with the fuckers

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>>75022342

>>75022372
>insults the bent king and his stupid fucking dog
>gets imprisoned or executed
amazing place

>>75022390

3 examples you mongspastic

>>75022384
then your point about virginity is irrelevant and i win the argument

>>75022361
Suppose I'll have to peruse that den of anime debauchery once again

>>75022042
um I think £15 on resident advisor atm

Honestly reckon I'd fuck at least 70% of the girls I see daily at my uni. Love slags, hate fatties. Not fatphobic just don't like them simple as.

>>75022387
I don't think so.
>>75022399
ayy

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>>75022313

never asked anyone out. can't lose hope if you don't have any

Made an amazingly succesful bait post on /v/

>5'8

someone laugh at me

>>75022447
im 5'6

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the gf 2bh

>>75022442
that's like being proud of getting ducks to eat bread

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NEED TO SHIT!!!

>>75022447
I'm 5'7"

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Hate khajiits. Love mead.

Simple as

>>75022427
I think the thing is that average girls body is very fuckable and even a lot of ugly face girls have great bodies. I think it's quite rare to see actually pretty faces though, maybe as low as 1 in 10

>>75022447
its only funny if you're skinny too like a little girl

>>75022404
>calls a girl fat on twitter
>gets imprisoned and forced to convert to islam
lovely

just gone over 25 bmi but I guess it's because of all the muscle i've been putting on

unironically going to mass this evening.

do you need to be a member or anything?

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sopa de macaco?

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Got called a sexist at a pro life rally

>>75022465
shit name dont do it

>>75022441
this is why i'm not on tinder, I think after i did 100 right swipes and no match i would have to kill myself. Cant take the risk.

>>75022341

reminder that mummy may trawls the 'dit

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/6c0xl1/a_redditor_was_arrested_and_fined_for_an/

you boyos better be careful

>>75022323
>>75022367
That's actually really sad. He should be climbing trees and fucking other monkeys. :'^(

>>75022417
>anime debauchery
Ahhh a kindred spirit. I'll post them in about 45 mins

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>>75022469
khajiits? I love em me

>>75022447
>>75022459
How's the weather down there?

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>>75022482
hmm yes sure pal

>>75022469
hate how everything is skyrim looks so grimy
like they rubbed shit on every single thing

and not in a cool way like morrowind

>>75022469
hate this reddit game

>>75022001
Morning

>>75022425
sorry mate I'm out of this one, don't think it's worth it for some shitehole in brixton

>>75022483
>not understanding the first thing about Catholicism being multitudinarism

>>75022489
Do we have any proof that monkey soup is not delicious outside the fact that it looks and sounds bad?

post cat slags

>>75022508
shit, better delete all my posts talking about how much I fucking hate wogs and pakis
one sec lads, someones knocking on the door

>>75022511
on the bright side
https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/health-report-doctors-say-famous-flabby-macaque-uncle-fatty-tumor-free-just-fat/

>>75022493
Already dated girls with the following names
>Harriet
>Ericka
>Emilie

Really have no excuse to start being picky about names.

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>>75022536

>>75022530
completely fair mate, I don't have my heart set on it or anything just is a decent venue and brixton isn't too far away from me haha. I really like Dalston but I live west so it's awful trying to get home frequently £20-30 ubers

>>75022507

am actually on the 'der me

got a few matches but am a NEET. Though even if I wasn't a NEET I'm too much of a coward to arrange a date

>>75022544
FONT

I want to suck a redheaded lad off and bury my nose in his red bush

>>75022552
I shan't

>>75022562
faggot

>>75022493
keira is like top 3 name

>>75022534
no
I imagine it is in fact uma delicia
could be presented a bit better though

currently watching the us crumble under the weight of its internal contradictions and eating a twix

>>75022572
In your shithole maybe dumb taig

>>75022483
no lad just show up, pick up a hymnbook at the front, sit down wherever and stand up/kneel/sit when everyone else does
when everyone starts lining up in the middle for communion, you shouldnt do that unless youve been baptised

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>>75022549

>>75022571
FOY

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>>75022001
good edition

>>75022543
Phew! No tumors! All we need to worry about is diabetes, heart disease, strains on bones and spine and necrosis.

>>75022593
na

>>75022585

i have yeah

left hand over right i remember that

>>75022447
Not too bad desu. Some poor lad on my course is literally 5ft2-4. Honestly don't know, hard to tell when someone is that small.

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>>75022594

>>75022608
I said. Fuck. Off. Yank.

>>75022610
i'm 5'7 and feel like such a dwarf can't even imagine how these 5'2 lads and shit feel. You also get the people who are like super thin hair at 19 and I'm just like jesus christ life is so unfair to you

>>75022610
they usually get ripped

sleep 14 hours a day

>>75022598
that's the spirit!

Actually I could be were he lives in about 30 minutes. Might go and heem him. Can't even get away from it on 4chan

why are people so tall these days
did my mum not feed me right as a child?

>>75022550
yeah that makes, it's just I'm in NW london and brixton is pretty far away. also hate paying a high entry (unavaoidable today tbf as it's already too late to get early ticket) as I'm a povvo

maybe another time mate

Just got up
I did go to sleep at 4am so i guess it balances out

>>75022619
>>75022594
brrraaaaaaapppp

reckon i could heem thairunt

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>>75022669
oi

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>>75022489
shamefully saving this and vomiting at the same time 2bh

Having toast, sausage and milk for breakfast lads.

going out tomorrow hurrah huzzah bubbah duddah
sleeping in now hehe haha bebe dada
have a GREAT day x

know a lad that's 5'3 and gets plenty of gyals

has a good personality though. happy and confident and that

>>75022674
Are you a fat monkey using a British proxy?

I'm 5'8 and I haven't touched a woman for years

>>75022703
fuck off

>>75022594
>>75022619
miss rosys arse posting desu, now she always posts the same pics on that femdom shite

glad that I spend most of my time on 4chan as an anon, turns out when you have accounts on social media police will arrest you for saying mean things

>>75022663
I understand no worries. I just can't be bothered to deal with leicester square anymore the worst people are on nights out there, even worse than the cocaine fuckers in shoreditch.

consider myself something of a legend in /brit/

>>75022701
night

>>75022029
19
1

>>75022662
>raised on corn beef hash, turkey twizzlers, spam, findus crispy pancakes, turkey dinosaurs
>6'2
blame your DNA

>>75022710
fuck off

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>>75022649
Then they look more ridiculous though. That said I knew a very short ginger lad who was ugly as well. He has a gf arm who isn't ugly.

>>75022717
context

>>75022654
Wow. Go write /int/ on his belly and take a pic. Much better than heeming him, I've always been fascinated by monkeys since I was a kid.

>>75022702
dunno how u can be happy and confident when life short changed you so bad is his face amazing?

When I go out and I just see hot tall guys getting approached by hot girls it breaks me so much ( I mean i completely understand why it happens), I don't understand why I couldn't have been born like that.

>>75022738
nonce

>>75022722
ahah here's the man, alri Jacob son!
*does our secret handshake*
wahey
*ends with a dab*

>>75022758
I'm 5'9 and get approached fairly often in clubs

all about the face

>>75022766
she can smell the NEET on you
she knows you're a waste of time

>>75022766
what's her problem

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>the thai government has to give medical care and dietary plans to monkeys

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sitting in a train toilet and can't move for the next 4 hours

lovely way to spend a Friday afternoon

>>75022752
It's pitch black and pissing it down.
>I've always been fascinated by monkeys since I was a kid.
they're pricks. There's some wild ones here that literally break into people's homes to raid the fridge and rek the place.

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>>75022787
how does this look NEETy?

>>75022766
nah mate she can smell the cum in your balls through the phone she's not going to bite

>>75022803
saw your post in the previous threa

why are you doing this

>>75022802
as you can see, all is going swimmingly

>>75022766
creasing

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

vote labour

>>75022029
20
0

>>75022818
swipe down

http://bgr.com/2017/05/17/iphone-8-release-date-2017-soon-real-life-photos-exclusive/

bit ugly

>>75022758

you're probably spending too much time here and taking /fit/ manlet charts seriously

go for a walk down the high street and you'll see plenty of short lads with girls. no doubt some girls prefer taller guys but plenty don't care

https://www.starnow.co.uk/timbyrne1/


would you hire him lads?


- extra in Todd Margret, TV for C4, doctor
- extra in film 'Austenland', musician, period dress
- extra in TV production 'Broken Window', cameraman
- extra in Iron Lady feature film - conservative & Labour MP (Feb 2011)
-Extra in Lead Baloon tv prog. for Open Mike, for BBC - camera man, then delivery man in cafe (October 2010)
- extra in Phone Shop tv prog. for Talkback Thames - dog mascot (Aug 10)
- Extra in Channel4 comedy 'the increasingly poor decisions of Todd Margaret' (played: soldier, businessman and man in street) - May 2010.
- Registered for VMA Models and Talent agency, and submitted for 'Pirates of the Caribbean' (Feb 2010)
- Extra in Match.com TV commercial for Academy films - man in street (Feb 2010)
- Featured extra in a short film/music video for Mawaan videos - Kisschase 'Six Months to Live' (Dec 09). I played a commuter on a park bench looking at a Laptop, including close-up scene (showreel to follow).
- Extra on Film "Swinging with the Finkels" - golfer at a Golf range (Sept 09)
- Extra on Feature Film "Will's Diaries" (Aug 09) - Journalist at a press conference

my department has just been rated no 1 in the country by the grauniad lads

>>75022803
>can't move for the next 4 hours

why?

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down

>>75022815
>break into people's homes
Haha, they fucking awesome.
You an actual thai? Or an expat?

>>75022029
25
8

>>75022870
does he have any connections whatsoever?

as far as I know, that's the only way to land gigs

>>75022870
imagine trying to direct tim
reckon he'd go mad and shoot the place up

>>75022866
never seen an actual short lad (like 5'2) with a decent girl. one of best looking guys I know is like 5'7 certainly not saying below average height guys can't get great girls but i've never an attractive short guy or a short guy with an attractive girl. Not saying it doesn't happen just taht I think it's unlikely.

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you familiar with this man? i hate this cunt's face so fucking much

>>75022029
25
7

>>75022029
18
3

>>75022919
how tall are you?

>>75022896
expat
Also businesses to steal cold hard cash
https://youtu.be/6aclIRZRijo

>>75022090
could vaporise his jaw with a stern look

>>75022930
8*
Will make it 9 tonight.

>>75022870
someone really ought to look through those things and make a compilation of tim

>>75022835
I had an advance ticket which was only valid for one train, I got on the wrong one so I missed that train
Ticket office were unhelpful and told me I'd have to buy a new ticket for £120 (simply shan't)
>>75022891
Might see an inspector
Train arrives at my station just after 1700

>>75022849
Fucking hell

>>75022921
have sort of met him

>>75022943
5'7

>>75022029
24
9

>>75022949
oh this is india

What is it like to be a white man in Thailand?

Plan in decades. Think in years. Work in months. Live in days.

>>75022968
*stifles a laugh*

imagine being a smart yank who gets into harvard or something

wish I was intelligent

>>75022960
hope you know they check the bathroom aha

>>75022987
pretty good

shan't

>>75022949
I love that video so much.
What you do there mate?

>>75022991
yeh mate it fucking sucks that's why i'm like fuck me this is awful adn then this guy is 5'2 lol. My atrocious face is way bigger problem though so I don't even care that much about being short

>>75022995
know a lad who got into cambridge and im so jealous
getting absolute top quality education

>>75022995
don't have to imagine it lad :^)

reckon i'm smarter than the runts at harvard

>>75022987
pretty good
>>75023015
Work in I.T

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>>75022995
tfw i was too intelligent for uni and dropped out 3 times then went travelling to South East Asia

>>75022029
22
6

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>get interview for a job
>work program gibs me vouchers to get clothes
>go to matalan and get cheap threads for half the price
do I have to give these back?
they never told me to keep receipts or anything

go to a top uni but I'm one of the dumb ones that slipped through the cracks haha

>>75023019
I know a ginger 5ft4-5 guy who's ugly as fuck and weighs about 50kg soaking wet. He has an average gf

>>75023022
4 people from my year went to oxbridge1 was pretty thick 2 were pretty above average and one was really smart.

>thai flags
>vietnam flags
>png flags

come home, white men

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>>75022995

>>75023019
I was joking
if it helps I'm 6'1 and still fully hopeless
sometimes wish I was short so I felt more certain with my body. have oversized limbs that flail about everywhere

>>75023035
What's the dating scene like? I'd imagine you would slay. Thai girls look pretty good, but I don't think they generally have good asses right?

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>another Vietnam

>>75023050
same, im in a top 20 but i'm really shit at my course haha

reckon I'm the smartest in the thread

t. Bradford uni grad

>>75023050
I went to leicester university which is now ranked fuckiong top 50 in the country lol, it was top 15 when i went I swear

>all these SEA runts

>>75023050
hahaha same absolute skin of my fucking teeth lmao

fucking hell lads, why are there so many sex tourists on here

>>75022995
>implying Harvard students are smart
They're just globalists in training that had good connections
CMU kids are smarter than them

>>75022968

it's not your height then. yes, some girls won't be interested, but you're still taller than 80% of them.

where are you trying to meet them? don't rely on staceys in clubs. try to get to know the friends of your pals gf's or tinder

>>75023050
whats a top uni? Seems like there's about 15 after oxbridge if you don mean oxbridge

>>75023069
we need to start a small rogue state in the south pacific
/brit/s Outer Heaven

>>75023002
No they don't, I've got mates that have done this loads
If someone knocks on I'll say I've the shits

>>75023076
>What's the dating scene like?
easy
> I don't think they generally have good asses right?
usually flat unless they're fat

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>>75023107
where u @

>>75023085
>>75023106
not saying which one, but I'm in a top 5

>>75023089
haha mate

>>75023099
got in comfortably as I got a handful of As/A*s at a-level but I can tell the lads here are on a different level

>>75023107
I'm in if we can call our currency (You)s

lads i do not mind telling you that i am eating an apple of the braeburn variety

>>75023069
they're all nonces

>>75023078
Not unique anymore pal time to find a new general

>>75023145
top 5 is p meaningless if its not oxbridge though. might as well say top 20. Do not believe the nerds at durham/st andrews are actually more intelligent than, say, bristol

>>75023069
All in due time my friend

>>75023123
Sounds like a fun time. Good luck tonight mate, you going out for a little partying? I liked Thailand when I was there.

>>75023123
i prefer small curved arses to fat ones. fat ones being desirable were enforced by black people propaganda in America to justify their disgusting body shape. Watch any film from the 80s or 90s and you'll see white guys dribbling over a nice slightly curved small arse.

>>75023103
height is shit but I don't think it's the problem. Biggest problem is definitely my facial aesthetics as they are atrocious (have even had randoms come up to me and say i'm ugly/make horrible comparrisons). Also, obviously as i'm posting on this website, i'm not exactly the smoothest talker.

I don't know enough people almost every hook up is with some below average girl in a dark night club.

Not gona go on tinder my self esteem can't take the hit when i swipe right 100 times and get no matches.

>>75023158
wish they'd fuck off 2bh

you krauts too

>>75023129
across the river from HCM in Binh Duong

Is it legal to buy shroom growing kits?

>>75023176
you're very wrong there

imperial and lse are way ahead of the rest of the top 20

>>75023176
I agree depends on the course as well. If someone is doing like science at imperial or economics at LSE you are as good as if not better than oxbridge anyway.

>>75023196
can't you just pick them wild?
the UK is like shroom heaven in many areas

>I love Lauren Southern


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Really worried that mummy may might start coming after 4chan users to combat the alt right and then the rest of us get pulled up and arrested for racism and shitty gimmicks

>>75023191
I'll probably be back in Hanoi in a few days time, currently teaching way up North but it's boring as fuck with no westerners about to talk to

>>75023176
dunno m8 york is very impressive

>>75023158
Fuck off mate. You don't know me or my struggles.

>>75023107
I'm down.

>>75023088
alri sheed

alri

Did I vote for Britain to leave the EU? Yes, I believed and still believe we were better off out

Do I oppose Scottish independence? No, absolutely not, every nation should rule itself.

Do I like pints? Nah, empty calories mate.

Do I like cigarettes? Nope, would rather not get cancer, lost my gran to it.

Do I hate pakis? Nope, made a great contribution to this country

Do I wear the same 3 pairs of socks despite owning 20+ pairs? Yes

Do I rate Pogba? No, no I do not rate Pogba

>>75023178
>you going out for a little partying?
It's raining heavily rn, but I have gf already. Feeling more like a pizza and movie night.
>>75023183
not really an arse man myself, can appreciate a nice one that goes well in jeans, but yeah I'm with you on the rest.

>>75023196
would go halves with you on a place to grow them

Let me just say, as a word of warning.

One day the British flags in these threads will be the minority and we'll, the rest of us, will decide whether to allow you to continue posting.

>>75023188
no but literally, SEA is famous for child prostitutes that are made to whore themselves out to foreigners

>>75023250
>another nonce
fucks sake

>>75023258
any money there's more cases of this in the UK now.

>>75023158
canadian buddhist in vietnam and british electrical engineer in png are absolutely sound lads
thai ones are nonces though

Visualizin' the realism of life in actuality
Fuck who's the baddest, a person's status depends on salary
And my mentality is money-orientated
I'm destined to live the dream for all my peeps who never made it
‘Cause yeah, we were beginners in the hood as Five Percenters
But somethin' must've got in us, ‘cause all of us turned to sinners

>>75023258
haha wow mate totally didn't know that tidbit

*walks off*

Fucking tired of the "ads" for porn boards. I accidentally click on it and the next thing I see is a woman sucking dick, I don't need to see that shit

somebody posted a copy pasta of a post i made in a thread months ago last night, i only saw it this morning. it's weird, though. i posted it months ago and havent seen anyone post it here since, til last night. i would appreciate it if you lads didn't copy my posts and keep them for later posting, thanks.

>>75023229
how long are you there for?
I've heard the north can be a bit unwelcoming, the south is very friendly though and comfy if hot

ASIAN

NONCES

FUCK

OFF

>>75023216
>>75023208
sure they're hard to get into but they only do a handful of courses compared to most good unis. Also medicine's really competitive at my uni but for example, but every medic I've encountered is completely brain-dead

>>75023260
no

>>75023310
The North is friendly too just nobody speaks English

>>75023287
>british
Nah mate I'm Australian. But thanks!

>>75023258
maybe Thailand is
you try that here you're going to wind up dead or in a bamboo cage out in the mountains

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>>75023224
If I knew of a place I'd go there but I'm a city boy

>>75023287
Is he British? In my head canon he's Irish

>>75023279
if anyone would know it's you lad, all that research you've conducted

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>>75023226
doubt she knows this place exists m8

>>75023187

best bet is to start lifting weights, cut to 10% body fat (any facial fat makes ugliness a lot worse) and become as interesting as possible

unironically read up on philosophy, history and politics and find some hobbies - cycling, learn an instrument, hiking, whatever

from experience intelligent girls (regardless of looks) will be much more inclined to go out with less attractive guys as long as they too are intelligent/interesting

>>75023279
>nonce denies his noncery
let me guess, you're just there for culture haha

>>75023316
the uni is not that important for medicine as you're <literally> guaranteed a job

they are very good at the handful of courses though. obviously if you want to do business studies or education then they're not really relevant.

>Corbyn supporters
>UKIP voters
>anime posters
>kpop posters
>people under 20
>yanks
>tripfags
>thailad
>poleaboo
>Rasheeds
>Rorkes
>extra flag users


All people that need to fuck off

>>75023324
yea Saigon and nearby areas are a bit more "western" I'm not in Saigon proper but manage fairly well with my limited language skills.

>>75023252
rashorke

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Her name is noelle

>>75023378
>people under 20
people under 18*

ftfy, otherwise a perfect list

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>>75023378
Guilty on 4 (four) counts.

Still not leaving though lmao

>>75023412
people under 25 tbph

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>>75023378
mmmm no sweaty

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>>75023354

New

>>75023422
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>>75023422
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>>75023422
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>>75023429
alri Grand Dad

Think I'm going to have a panic ticket, can't manage another 3 hours in this toilet constantly on edge

>>75023370
>Girls care about philosophy
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHGHAHHAHHHAHAH
>>75023187
>Had randoms come up to me and say I'm ugly
What? Who the fuck would do that. That's horrible desu, doesn't matter how ugly you are.

>>75023378
forgot krauts

>>75023378
so it will just be you left then, may aswell just make your on general

>>75023370
of course I should be in shape (am pretty thin) but lose motivation when i see myself in the mirror and remember no amount of exercise is gona change that.

I would like to think I already have a strong grasp on a variety of stuff such as literature, films, philosophy, politics, geography and psychology and a small flirtation with stuff like probability, economics and religion.

I'm friends with a few intelligent girls, or at least were friends, probably only attracted to one of them and she is married.

>>75023378
>has the extra flags plugin
>so he can see extra flags he doesn't want to see
eat shit

Hello yes it's me that really quiet girl from school that nobody really knew very well.
*Shares labour post on Facebook*
As you can probably tell I am very open minded and politically aware.

>>75023464
They don't care about philosophy,. But they do care that a guy can voice opinions and back them up, opinions on philosophy included.

PooPoo new PeePee

>>75022029
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>>75025129
MAY GONA HAVE YOU ARRESTED