/brit/

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OI!!!

>>75019387
get him janny

lol bucks thinks phimo and turtlemong are the same person

>>75019387
bit o' the ol' 'bain child

>>75019387
That is just embarrassing

good edition

>>75019387
Janny's going to do his fucking nut in when he sees this mess

>>75019416
love your work x

>>75019434
they literally are?

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>>75019425
Janny is muy occopado

reminder that there is literally only one australian poster on /brit/

might hide in the train toilet for the next 4 hours

What's the best video on youtube?

going to punch the first yank who posts in this thread

>>75019456
>>75019425
don't worry lads, posted this pic multiple times before and NEVER been jan'd for it because he thinks it's a man

>>75019393
He already mentioned me can you guess which one i am

>>75019465
not i

>>75019474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0

>>75019491
pls be 1142

Is it ok to be an effeminate cuck in real life and like girly things as long as I act hard and manly online

yank here. on holiday in england

who are your favourite JFs?

>feminine cat mong aussie
>sounds like he's going to cry vocaroo yank
>nova scotia
>vietlad

>>75019491
the girl who never stops complaining about her escort sister?

>>75019491
no

>>75019509
fair answer

>>75019474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc89T_KPNWc

fuck's sake I've started crying several hours too early

this wasn't part of my plan today

Hello British people. You got a good prime minister this time.

>>75019474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSMoxfkv_qM

rang in sick to uni lads, hope they don't kick me out

>>75019548
Guess you're not wrong

>>75019474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1W0aC7Hewg

upsets me greatly that the fine brothers have managed to make a living out of absolutely zero talent

>>75019524
>nova scotia
>thaidude
>dane

>>75019524
that one yank called jack

>>75019572
upsets you that you didnt think of it first more like

creasing that fuckbuck thinks phimo and turtle are the same twat

>>75019474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIMdow08jv0

>>75019602
They are

first ever UFC fighter of indian heritage has just been signed and it's a canadian

why aren't ours any good at fighting?

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>>75019265

forgot about the puppetmaster

>>75019603
foy + reddit

https://twitter.com/DormerStone/status/743630056413601792
agreed

>>75019602
screaming at your idiocy

>>75019620
Brown indian or americanindian?

Going to work in a bit

Starting antidepressants

So my current regime is
8mg estrogen
25mg anti androgen
1.25mg Finasteride
50mg Biotin
150mg Magnesium
50mg Sertaline

>>75019615
>>75019640
literally are not

phimo is a fat cunt

wew lads would gf

http://i.4cdn.org/fa/1495124659121.jpg

>>75019652
fatties cant have phimosis their skin is too stretchy

>>75019641
brown indian

>>75019663
horrible little urchin

>>75019464
I actually want to try these

sick of moderate muslims, wish theyd just get on with it an implement bloody shariah!

>>75019669
then you obviously didnt see the photos phimo used to post here. could easily see his fat rolls.

Phimolad lives in Sydney.

Turtle lives in Brisbane.

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>>75019387
Pork pie

>>75019706
Bst aissies are on Melbourne desu

https://twitter.com/DormerStone/status/468823873073729537
hear hear

>>75019696
obviously a false flag then u eyelet

currently pooing in synchrony with the gf

if another would like to join in and make this a shit threesome, please do

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>>75019676

just my type

>>75019721
>Bst aissies
Melbourne """intellectuals"""

the janny is REALLY slacking

Rare /brit/ made videos:
https://youtu.be/ufAZM8awazY
https://youtu.be/3zOv0Ut-Qdg
https://youtu.be/5oUsX69wRdI

love girls with long hair and flat fringes just above their eyes
mm yes

Lads

LADS

Big announcement in 7 minutes

>>75019679
*heems you*

>>75019721

only melbourne poster I ever seen here was a circumcised lad whose dad had died

Do the leafs actually like Trudeau?

>>75019706
its the opposite

>>75019770
They all yours? Shan't be watching them either way.

>>75019807
>They all yours?
none of them are mine

>>75019825
don't fucking care mate

Just discovered dormers is the Vietnam poster

>>75019843
why not?

>>75019771

Someone post the cat gf

>>75019805
disinfo. need you out of business

turtle how do I find a job in Sydney

seek or summat?

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lads

>>>/pol/126151128
>>>/tv/82926423
>>>/bant/585357
>>>/b/733049922

hate a lot of things byt mostly myself

ahhh yes, real aussie hours
*logs off*

>>75019872
>>75019885
>>75019925
>>75019948
4 aussie posts in a row ey?

*logs out of /brit/*

>>75019948
I'll join you in the /tv/ thread x

>>75019948

have a word

>>75019966
all me, funnily enough

>>75019948
stupid boy

>>75019948
>/tv/ is the most pro drug
Your research shall not go unrewarded.

>>75019474


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DcA1TtaP_c

>>75020000
think it probably will desu

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tummy rumbling hope I'm not sick

how does cocaine enter the country?

>>75020025
You're very astute, this shall not go unrewarded.

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>>>/tv/82926550

/tv/ is making fun of us again

>>75019948

leave /tv/ roo raper

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wtf

guess i got
WHAT I DESERVED

http://i.4cdn.org/an/1494972887288.jpg

just picked him up from the pound for free haha mental

what should i call him?

>>75020064
>her smug face
Hmmmmm

bucks post pic

>>75020095
leggy lad

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>>75020022
>[girls voice] fuck normies!

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Texting the gf haha

>>75020095
spider

http://i.4cdn.org/an/1495069940876.jpg

just picked her up from the pound for free haha mental

what should i call her?

>>75020064

that's awesome

>>75020135
cannot unsee

>>75020135
"how does your cat smell"
"terribly"
"why?"
"hasn't got a nose"

sometimes i feel sympathy for german soldiers in world war two, then i remember

>>75020146
nonce

>>75020064
bet this was an arranged marriage

>>75020169
how does your cat smell?

>>75019948
was this post really necessary?

>>75020123
lad with the chubby bruised gf?

Contemplating on telling my secret for (You)'s on /v/

>>75020095
hmm
can i perform this on my own cat easily?

asking for a friend

>>75020215
No, but the responses are kinda funny.

muay thai is not like western kickboxing or anything its a pretty weird stand alone martial art

>>75020223
no, don't know who that is

gf is currently quite badly bruised right now but that's just because she likes being spanked really fucking hard haha xx

>>75020236

post anything that's not about tv. duh.

>>>/tv/82926550
alright, whos the spoilsport?

opus dei

>>75020095
did a horse fuck a dog?

>>75020299
too long and too many words

psychologists keep wasting time, money and resources on me, I keep telling them I don't want help, and I can't be helped, but they won't fuck off

>>75020314
Stop being so stubborn, Tim.

might go outside and perv on some tourists haha

hate oxford health. hate cheryl. love the bear show. not mental, just the way it is

love Irishmen with learning difficulties
hate oily southern NONCES

do you reckon prehistoric humans discovered certain animals could be ridden by people messing about with the lads trying to ride shit? would be funny if that was the case.

I want everyone to know that I am pooing as we speak

why is it canada who calls us desert yanks and chinks the most?

need a bf, maybe a welsh one who lives in australia
or maybe a german
any cute lads really x

>>75020432
prefer not to say

>>75020314
>tfw you will never be so mental that psychologists will go out of their way to examine you

NEED a girlfriend

im living a lie

>>75020337
sick of them messing me about, hate this country, going to move to America where I won't get clowned about, they all need hitting on the head and getting lost somewhere

have lovely big eyebrows

browlets apply yourselves

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>actual autismos from /tv/ are now in this thread

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>>>/tv/82926821

well lads?

>>75020485
don't pay any attention to eyebrows
the mum and sister are always getting theirs done and i never see a difference

>>75020485
alri abdul

one drag of tobacco smoke straight down the windpipe

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the gf

>>75020407
the only "irish" with learning disabilities are prods

>>75020495
>gif
fuck off

>>75020505
>>75020509
won't be replying to either of these posts

>>75020495
blame the british autist that linked /brit/ in the thread

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>>75020521

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>>>/tv/82926856

Do you ever worry that your ancestors are looking down at you right now. How embarrassing. So ashamed

>>75020498
JANNYS ON YOUR SCENT NOW

>>75020560
hmm

OI MISTA PROIME MINISTAH

...

ANNNDAAAY

>>75020568
my ancestors are smiling upon me

QUICK LADS HE'S ON TO US
HIDE

>>75020560
>>75020498
what was it :s

> missed the bus by 10 seconds for the umpteenth time
Why am I literally never 10 seconds early for the bus? Baffling

refuse to believe australians are real people in a real country

>>75020568
Because of the internet I've seen more naked women than all my ancestors combined

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don't mind if I do

>>75020583
hehehe

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>>75020624
I can confirm Australia is a real country but I cannot confirm Australians are real people sorry

>>75020515
whats wrong with her legs

Australians are real

....really GAY! Hahahaha

>>75020256
pic

>>75020647
What is the abo endgame?

my mum grew weed and she used to make me sell it at school

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>>75019474
Been enjoying some Heart of Iron 4 memes recently desu m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUkMw2aZro8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ncBSX2VPo
WE MUST NOT QUESTION THE GOOD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD

>>75019650
Are you bald?

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>>75020597

>>75020677
Total control of the petrol
Look out Rockefeller!

>>75020585
can you say the same?

>>75020637
down it

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Official ranking:
Scots > Wales > Irish > Ang*os

>>75020568
no because my ancestors are dead and heaven doesn't exist.

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lads...

>>75020736
You're gonna delete that image

never consumed alcohol

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>>75020698
FUCK YOU TV

>>75020724
already five deep my son

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the setup

galereux lad you here?

>>75020709
as fearless in death as he was in life

>>75020767
Brrrm brrrum haha

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>>75020736
>Scots
>Above Welsh
Listen here you little shit

How's this thread still up? Thought this was a Christian board.

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>>75020754
Why ?

>>75020634
doubt that since you have ancestors who lived before clothes were invented

>>75020767

grim

business idea: tax the rich to feed the poor

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>already five bacardi breezers deep my son

>>75020793
And lived in small groups

>>75020793
he is probably right really, considering how little human movement/population there would have been int he time before clothes

anything else the brainstrust can help you with you spitmouthed simpleton?

Twisted my knee the other day and it was the worst pain I've ever felt

>>75020812
The poor need to pull their finger out. Country literally gives you a house and money for free. There's no excuse for being poor in 2017.

>>75020856
hmm

can't stop thinking about naked men and their bums and willies

>>75020855
used to wake up in the middle of the night with the most horrid leg cramps, for about 20 seconds I would be completely confused and scream loud enough for the next block over to hear

>>75020855

are you alri now?

>>75020832
and existed for literally hundreds of thousands of years as modern humans

i could count your gorilla ancestors too if you like, right up the family tree until i reach the primordial soup from which we all evolved

>>75020890
>block
FOY

>>75020912
what do we call it again? residential district?

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>>75020904
>hundreds of thousands of years as modern humans
just stop mate

>>75020895
Knee still feels very fragile and like it's going to jump out of place again if I don't treat it delicately but yeah I'm limping ok

have yet to see any intelligent commentary on twin peaks. everyone just pretends enigmatic = deep. same with the rest of Lynch

Need a femdom gf, that's the long and the short of it. Vanilla sex just does not do it for me or my penis.

the FBI director literally tried to hide from Trump by wearing a blue suit and standing against a blue curtain because he didn't want to interact with him
screaming

Just realised how over represented black people are in the music industry. Feeling a bit oppressed desu

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>it's another episode of the sister disrupting the cats sleep
haven't we seen this before? starting to wonder if the writers have any character development planned for her

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>>75020947
can't say I care much for it but wouldn't mind living in the setting

>>75020947
haven't seen twin peaks as i was not born yet when it aired

>>75020968
>fendom
>not findom
Some right benders on /brit/ recently.

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>>75020997
bet you go in there and disrupt the cats sleep to get it back dont you

>>75020978
sean spicer hid in a bush from reporters
british and yank politics is like a real life version of the thick of it

gorilla ancestors ahhaa can you believe this stuff? like WE came from GORILLAS haha

>>75021020
never

once heemed three runts simultaneously - quite the feat!

if it makes you happy it cant be that bad

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>>75020997
sis just sent me this pic mate watch out

chortling at Americans pulling down their confederate statues

>>75021033
Um no sweaty, whilst we do have a common ancestor with gorillas and indeed all life on earth, we aren't descended from them.

>>75021033
Just a theory.

>>75021040
then shut the fuck you limp wristed little cunt you should let the cat sleep with her forever and then it will never be disrupted will it and only a selfish cunt would disagree

>>75020997
pics

everyone right now is making such great posts and i don't feel like i deserve to be posting here among such excellent people

>Sleeping with cat
Enjoy your brain parasite

>>75021093
What are you talking about? I've told you multiple times that I don't care where the cat sleeps as long as it's his decision, that's not what I'm upset at her about.

>humans are distantly related to shit eating fungi and bacteria
Found it hard to wrap my head around this little nugget until I started posting with you lot hahah

pooo poo pppoooooo pppppppppoooooooo pooo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo sweaty,stinky,smellystenchofbrown wet crumbly splattery splurty poo fart smell brown brown brown wet stain puddle poo poo ppooo opoo poo poo poo poo in your bum scum shit fuck poo hole

>>75021123
no you didn't

have you tried "kill the poor"?

HATE gays trannies hipsters and virtue signallers degenerate trash like communist students in universities

LOVE conservatism christian principles western cultural traditions strong leaders

Absolutely despise bell peppers

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>>75021105

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hate people, hate my friends, hate my colleagues, hate you, not antisocial, just don't like them simple as. LOVE pints.

>>75021184
>not being a pagan

europe-hating jew detected

Would it be moral to let the poor die off so they no longer have to suffer under such an oppressive regime?

>>75021196
Inb4 some Aussie shitter says capsicum hahahahahahaha CAPSICUM hahaha worse than yanks sometimes aren't they

>>75021169
they have better songs

ahh yes, already paid £60 for a ticket now it's invalid and they're saying I've got to pay £120 or be stuck in Edinburgh forever

in a bit of a pickle

>>75021196
this

>>75021184
>>75021203
shut it you bell peppers

>>75021201
niggercat

someone make the new thread

>>75021214
educate me senpai

>>75021201
:3 cute

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>>75021201
wasnae talking about the cat my son

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STATE of Britain

>>75021152
brilliant, fantastic, luminary post. simply epic

i used to make some truly dire posts in 2015
dont understand how i wasnt run out of town by redditflaggers
glad ive got it all sorted now however

>>75021225
the reason for said invalidity?

>>75021201
nice

>>75021279
ahah remember that me

>>75021280
got on the wrong train and it's an advance ticket because there was 2 different 10.51 trains going to my destination leaving from each Edinburgh station

>>75021316
*approves this post*

>>75021316
woke the gf up howling at this
ive really degenerated as a human being

>>75021316
unfortunate and deeply embarrassing post - wind your neck in post-haste

>country is ran by and for lefties and tree huggers
>halal meat is still perfectly legal yet even bloody belgistan banned it
Will be quite humorous watching this country implode on itself then slowly transistion into a caliphate.

stop making such good posts lads seriously you're fucking with my sense of identity, usually i'm nowhere near this outclassed by everyone around me

poo poo bum bum?

>>75021359
no

>>75021351
>country is ran by and for lefties and tree huggers
um sweaty? x no... oh sweaty...

high as fuck at the minute

>>75021351
don't give a shit about animals that aren't dogs 2bh

>>75019387
i'm below avg am i still allowed in

hello my fellow MAGApede
shadilay!

>>75021316
never go full retard mah nigga xD

>>75021351
reminder the country has not had a lefty leader for 35 years

>>75019387
I'm above avg with mild gyno am i still allowed in

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Lads how would one locate magic mushrooms of one was so inclined?

so dont think anyone wants to go out tonight in london anyone here wana go out clubbing tonight?

https://youtu.be/y0hWqF_RZFE

This is honestly a sad thing to see.

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>>75021399
Well met fellow kekistani!

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gonna watch this in da cinema

>>75021351
shall be laughing my way all the way to the bank when your runt county falls victim to the rising floodwaters of the north sea in the coming decades, bet you'll wish the treehuggers and lefties did something when there was still time then

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>reminder the country has not had a lefty leader for 35 years

>>75021416
think they're legal in amsterdam la

>>75021417
sure mate where to?

>>75021437
I agree with you but why are you laughing your way to the bank?

>>75021434
Does it have any boobies in it?

>>75021437
You can't prevent climate change, no matter how many muslim cocks you suck.

imagine going clubbing with /brit/

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>>75021428
BASED TRANNY

>>75021428
face looks fake

think different

LE IRONIC RETARD POST
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
*POSTS INCOHERENT CHILDISH WORDS*
*INSULTS REDDITORS*
XDXDXDXD
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IM NOT BEING SERIOUS DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYUUUDE!!!!! LMAO

looking at r/pussypass at the minute

going to attempt to get on a bus today without getting yelled at by strangers

>>75021416
theres shrooms dealers in camden. didnt buy though it looked like tourist scam

>>75021465
no idea
its a visconti film so there wont be nudity or anything obscene i guess

>>75021487
shan't even justify this "post" with a response, sort yourself out

>>75021469
went for pints with a lad from /brit/ last night

>>75021453
could do electric brixton?

>>75021467
utter brainlet

just saw som aussie guy on pol saying he snitched on drug dealers

honestly want to bash him

>>75021469
*imagines*

umm yeah no thanks x

>>75021509
brixten is full of wogs though, not racist but I don't want to end up shagging one and getting crabs again.

otherwise it sounds alright

trannies? hate em
gay lads? love em
need to down a pint of a gay lads cum

>>75021469
never been clubbing in my life but normies use it as their favourite verb

can't see a whole lot of enjoyment in it frankly

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>>75021437
This is why I'm invested in lower power usage PoC alt-coins

>>75021494
>no boobies
>no explosions
>no Coca Cola product placement
>no superheroes
>European "cinema"

>>75021542
omg you are probably too cool for me mate, where do you want to go?

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>tfw your bait thread is going to hit bump limit on /pol/

>>75021543
hi x

>>75021453
>think they're legal in amsterdam la
they're not

but magic truffles are, and they have the exact same active ingredient though (psilocybin)

ALERT!!! THE JEWS RUN WESTERN MEDIA! ALERT!!! THE JEWISH POPULATION OF EARTH IS ONLY 15MILLION YET A JEWISH FAMILY (ROTHSCHILD) OWNS HALF OF THE WORLD ECONOMY AND 11% OF BILLIONAIRES ARE JEWISH!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/medical-examiner-chris-cornells-death-ruled-suicide-by-hanging

he LITERALLY necked himself lads

>>75021570
hi :3
so do you top or bottom?

>>75021543
amazing how dedicated this straight lad has been to the homosexual gimmick

>>75021569
Link

>>75021569
this you? >>>/pol/126151128

saving a post but waiting for a new thread but afraid i might forget what it is by the time a new thread is up

please hurry

reminder that jews are the master race and if you had better genetics you would be as rich as them

>>75021591
I'm genuinely gay though lad
absolutely love cute boys and gorgeous muscular men, would love to suck a cock right now in fact

>>75021493
wait your turn then muggy cunt

>>75021566
somewhere cheap

having a look now, I never usually organise the night

>>75021545
well do you like music? do you like dancing? if you even slightly enjoy those things you will probably get something out of clubbing. Like with anything there is a wide variety of clubs you have your shitty leicester square overpriced bland pop music then you have your smaller grittier clubs where yoru favourite artist does a set. Biggest problem with clubs (especially if they are good) is how packed they can get usually best to turn up early so you can get some proper dancing in or really late

>>75021566
unironically going to Mahiki in Mayfair tonight x

>>75021632
I exclusively listen to dadrock though, most of the performers are dead

>>75021632
>do you like dancing
NEVER understood why people feel the need to wave their limbs about wildly when music is playing

you lads find texting or calling better?

party tomorrow. 70's theme

gonna be deano central

Doing a new. Please be patient.

>>75021545
its alri if youre pissed and dont care if people see you dancing like a twat (being pissed helps here).

>>75021590
whatever you want bb

>>75021621
I have this incredible desire to be the first to get on the bus whenever I have to take one. I can't explain it. I try to plan out where the buss will stop and where I should stand and if I don't stand near the entrance when he stops I try to rush and push my way to the front of the queueue. I don't know I just get a sweat on at the idea of not being the first one on it

>>75021675
wish i got invited to themed parties

>>75021679
Why would bring angry make you a better dancer?

>>75021688
I forget to let the people off first every time and the bus driver gets mad at me

>>75021686
I feel like ramming my thick cock down your throat then up your arse

>>75021649
lmao is it good? not really into the fancy clubs (not that I fit in there which is probably part of the problem)

>>75021661
don't understand how you cannot like dancing desu, maybe you don't want people to see you dancing but its damn fun

>>75021696
its shite

do a new NOW

>>75021702
pissed = quite inebriated

also FOY

>>75021654
i mean a club is like an indoor festival stage is very simliar atmosphere imo

>>75021721
bet it's better than a fucking onesie party

>>75021696

dw lad I just stand in the corner talking to one or two m8s and avoid making eye contact with gyals

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>>75021709
interested

>>75021762
oh it's VERY big x
not sure you'd be able to handle it honestly

>>75021762
he's go a babies arm for a willy, you'll choke

All I want is a gf who will let me finger her butthole.

got on the train with an invalid ticket
PRAYING the inspector sympathises with me