/brit/

>iceland northeast of UK
british education

>>74955656
that's the joke my friend

>>74955656
the size is pretty accurate though

>>74955656
Another example of the great polsih intellectuals !

is it working now?

HELLO PLEASE RESPOND IS THREAD WORKING

Love it when auslards are asleep.

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Australian girls... *Heavy breathing*

She's fucking perfect.

What sort of shoes do normies where to bars/clubs lads?

>>74957417
Agreed desu, that entire series was complete shite but I still loved it because of her. That said, there were a few episodes where she was a bit chubby.

reposting from earlier thread

some middle aged bloke on the bus just snapped at me and gave me a row for getting on the bus before the queue in the shelter, apparently I walked in front of people who had been waiting a while

this is the SECOND time this has happened. a Chav lady a couple weeks back did the same. both questioned me intimidatingly about my manners

really don't see the big deal, everyone gets on the bus anyway, really doesn't affect anyone's life if someone gets on quicker than others, why are people so passionate about queues?

love it when you see a guy called mohammad on gay tinder just feels more transgressive always swipe

Wakefield is a shithole

>>74958083
YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE

Is there anywhere in London that's nice to live?

>>74958131
yes

>>74958010
poncey places or nice places?

>>74958050
because it's rude and impolite
you have a better selection of seats than those if you push on first

>>74956407
pints for pintmen

>>74958050
FOY

>>74958050
was no queue if he was in the shelter

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Thoughts?

>>74958050
stop jumping queues then you bloody forener

>>74958153
Mid-range, not chav shite obviously, but not high-end places where the drinks cost £20 a pop either.

>>74958175
me in greece in the radical centre

>>74958175
no idea what this image is supposed to represent

>>74958175
make everything HRE

>>74955656

>polish intellectuals

>>74958131
yeah Buckingham palace

>>74958182
pair of chucks or similar casual footwear

The original inhabitants of the British Isles were from Iberia. Dane rape babies go home.

>>74958050
You cannot be British

fuck off

Fucking hate all these shitty JF cunts who constantly mess up /brit/ rather than fuck off to their own generals to shitpost.

>>74957791
As is the case with plenty of /brit/ gimmicks, it is another case of lampooning the west's overly conscientious attitudes in a humoured and nuanced manner - in this case, the tendency of volatility towards the subject of paedophilia. You may see the same attitudes that mainstream publications like The Sun will discuss, exaggerated in succinct and cleverly satirical posts in these threads. Here is an example of a less subtle approach towards the same topic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq5_joo5l5I

anyone else get paranoid as fuck after going on /pol/?
i feel like i'm in a dream right now, i feel like some reality breaking shit is going to happen soon, like God coming back or my conciousness ascending to another dimension (If it hasn't already)

I feel really scared right now

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>The decathlete turned reality star, who completed sex reassignment surgery earlier this year in January, was shouted at by a photographer who said: "Oi Bruce, get your dick out,"

http://www.ladbible.com/more/news-caitlyn-jenner-has-transphobic-abuse-hurled-at-her-at-lgbt-awards-20170514

>>74958182
well normal shoes, not trainers

>>74958175
bit racist

watching footy

>>74958249
What counts as 'normal shoes'?

>>74958155
>>74958179

yeah i get that it's probably not the most polite thing to do but i don't literally force myself in front of a line. i just walk on. would never be bothered enough to tap some stranger on the bus and give them a stern telling off if i saw someone else doing that. it's something very silly to get upset about

>>74958247
>ladbible

literal cancer, it used to be acceptable but was taken over by a load of wanker 20 year old far lefties who are hurtling it into obscurity

>>74958247
what the fuck is 'transphobic abuse'
can't they just call it 'taking the piss out of a man in drag'

Switching current accounts to TSB lads

£130 just for switching then ~£14 a month

lmao

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>>74958240
YEW KEEP!?
THU DAILEY MAYOLL!???

eaten 3 slices of bread today

fucking hungry but it's raining and I'm pretty sure the people in the kitchen hate me

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>>74958240
Used to love Mock the Week. They had enough politics to be relevant, and laugh at you while also laughing at the other side no matter your opinion, but then had lots on non-political comedy to go along with it. Shame most comedy now is just Russell Howard's screaming
"THE BLOODY ROIGHT"

http://www.strawpoll.me/12986954

important!

>>74958171
>>74958236
not foreign.

maybe it's an english thing though. the person who snapped at me looked like an english tourist.

>>74958346
scared to leave your room?

transphobia: the irrational fear of margarine

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>>74958281
Chelsea boots, moccasins, brown leather brouges or oxfords, may be different depending on your social class idk

Oi Bruce, get your dick out

>>74958376
ah you mean posh shoes

>>74958247
>"Oi Bruce, get your dick out,"
CREASING

>>74958284
Cunt, wait your turn

>>74958284
what you would do is irrelevant, if its happened twice it will probably keep happening unless you change your behaviour

you admitted yourself its impolite

OI MISTA PROIME MINISTAH

...

AAANNDAAAAY

>>74958363
ain't scared of shit ya manky kraut

just don't want people to complain to me

>>74958356
Paul Merton is reddit incarnate, and he predates the site. He'd probably have a good shot at claiming rights to Reddit itself.

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spotted an unidentified flying object lads

Are polish girls sluts?

Our version of Poles are Serbians. Their girls are pretty slutty

SHADILAY fellow 'pedes

Just shoplifted a sandwich worth £3.95 by accident lads, ask me owt

>>74958405
substantiate your statement.

>>74958404
that sounds like being scared to me haha

>>74958318
yeah and since when has asking to see somebodies genitals considered abuse. Shit the guy could've been a doctor for all we know and just trying to offer a check up.

>>74958413
FOB (Fuck off Billionaire)

>>74958436
nonce

>>74958427
not any more or less than british girls

Any one on here voting Labour after what those cunts did in Rotherham should neck themselves immediately

>>74958213
>
>
>

>>74958436
Has that community imploded yet, given that he's been an absolute shambles in office?

this fucking drug dealer swear to god. got a 20 bag off him one time

moron texts me every single day with his stupid deals, has text me 3 (three) fucking times today alone.
If I give the plod his number and tell them he's selling large quantities of cocaine do you reckon they'll arrest him because i am legitmately annoyed

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wyd?

>>74958396
>>74958397
might just keep doing it because i have no legal obligation to not do it

>>74958443
will you go back to the shop? what if they have you on camera?

> regular toilets are minuscule piss-soaked shitters for dickheads
> disabled toilets are fucking opera houses with nice handles and mirrors and no company to put you off
If you don't use disabled toilets exclusively when out and about I feel sorry for you

Any one on here voting Tory after what those cunts tried with the Snoopers Charter should neck themselves immediately

>>74958448
Look at any footage of the man for Christ's sake.

>HIGNFY presenter asks a question
>says something kooky and nonsensical, repeats this for the next five questions

all harramuph had to do was stick to his campaign agenda and he wouldve been fine but now it's just a big mess

>>74958501
so the other people were right and you are just an arsehole

>>74958472
how are labour responsible for that?

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>>74958472
>one party is a nonce party

nah m8 the ENTIRE political establishment is a hotbed of noncery and nonce-enabling.

reminder the police and secret service knew about this guy, but there were orders to lowe it off.

post your Student Room tag so I can add you lads

>tfw some really weird sci fi helicopter shit when I visited London, literally looked like it came out of Halo
>mfw nobody was looking up at it
>it made no noise

was properly weird

>>74958520
He tried to quit 20 years ago, nobody would hire him so he came back to the show on a substantially higher salary.

He literally could not give a fuck

>>74958501
lets just hope you don't do it in front of some chav who gets in your face for it then

>>74958542
oh well

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En route to the Kenilworth
see you there in 15

>>74958498
lay my neck on the tracks

>>74958509
No because £3.95 for a sandwich is a ripoff
I probably am on camera but they get hundreds of customers a day and I don't think they'll care that much

Tldr Free sandwich
I feel like a primal hunter gatherer
This is how it's meant to be

>>74958543
>how are labour responsible for that?
Their fucking councillors turned a blind eye to it for fear of stirring racial tensions

>>74958560
Big Sam

>>74958491
just say 'hey, can you take me off your list...cheers'.

>>74958568
theyre called drones

been around a while now

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Tell your story

>>74958584
still pretty light there

>>74958584
very fast lad moving at incredible hihg speed . jpg

>>74958568
probably the BT tower haha

>northern monkeys

>>74958548
Well done on missing the point, you silly paki cunt

>>74958580
Would heem you into a coma if you cut infront of me you little prick

>>74958575
What's your point? He's still an unfunny person.

>>74958602
would rather ruin his life and future for inconveniencing me desu

>>74958472
oh yeah cause tories have never done any noncing

fuck off you actual underage squib

>>74958044

Yeah it's mostly her face/eyes/hair that are attractive. And I only watched 5 or 6 episodes, was a bit boring indeed.

>>74958651
My point is it's intentional

>>74958618
>Reason not to become an hero
>Art

>>74958618
>have a drink at 21
FOY

>>74958548
everything about this man's appearance is a red flag

>>74958491
just block his number and unblock it when you call him. Its not that hard to think y'know

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>>74958618
>Have a drink at 21

>>74958584
pick up some fags for me on the way lad x

>>74958618
>Everyone will miss you
Well I'm old enough for a few of my secondary school peers to have died and I can guarantee this isn't true for most of them

>>74958645
and i still wouldn't have done any crime and you would've committed an assault. buses have CCTV as well

should just be more chill tbqh

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__. _____, _'_ ___

>>74958666
>this fucking strawman argument

Fuck off back to Lahore, Ahmed you paki child rapist cunt

>>74958618
lol there's only 15 reasons
lying whore like the rest
*offs myself*

>>74958720
hmm

>>74958706
alri grandad

>>74958695
i can't block numbers on my phone (samsung)

so you can go ahead and apologise for your condescending tone

>>74958720
are we playing hangman?

>>74958706
alri gramps

>>74958731
>strawman
you clearly dont know what that word means

need a qt gf to cuddle

Yorkshire was a mistake. I'd gladly sell it to Scotland for a tenner and wash my hands of the place forever.

>>74958712
>you go the police because you got a battering you clearly deserve
>i get off with community service because no prior convictions
>i paint your name as a grass on every wall on your neighbourhood
>you can never say your name out loud in any pub in a 10 mile radius
Nothin personnel kiddo

>>74958644
labour enabled pakis to nonce
tories enabled media and politicians to nonce.

never get near to ANYONE with power pham

>>74958712
desu people like you who use the law to austistically determine their behaviour (like you're doing now "huurrr its not illegal so ill keep doing it") are invariably massive cunts

hope some unstable smackhead stabs you the next time you cut in

>>74958720
dr. pavel, i'm cia

>Europe will be diverse and tolerant just like America

feels good man

>>74958788
Yorkshire is England's powerhouse you ungrateful shite

>>74958788
North Yorkshire is unironically the best county in England

why don't the yanks have a proper left wing?

>>74958811
the more europe becomes like america the better

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>>74958811
We have already overtaken you

>>74958050
happened to me once, some old lady tried telling me off and i just told her to fuck off and walked on the bus.

>>74958825
Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

>>74958618

>commiting suicide while there's still people out there that genuinely love you

you're just a selfish cunt don't care if you get raped 10 times a day

>>74958796
>>74958807
>if you walk on buses in front of other people you deserve to have the shit kicked out of you

the utter state of the underclass

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>>74958838
cant wait for the 'brave' post acid attack appearance on telly

>>7495877
>labour through apathy and political correctness encouraged pakis to rape young white girls for years and years and did nothing
>"b-b-but le tories have nonces"

I never mentioned anything about Tories at all, you sad sack of shit

>>74958844
>talking to old ladies like that

despicable

>>74958788
t. london sheed

>>74958866
>this
>have a buspass
>see other people are drawing for change
>it will take me less than a second to get on the bus
>it will take them 5 seconds to put in and receive the correct change.

>>74958756
fuck off

spreading some butter on a cob

>>74958866
>why am I faced with consequences for my actions?
>boo hoo why don't people let me treat them with utter disrespect :'((((((
the utter state of (You)

>>74958866
you deserve to have the shit kicked out of you for being a purposely obtuse cunt when there is no need besides the smug satisfaction you clearly get from it

just facts

>>74958832
a crime ridden, morbidly obese shitfest?

hehe

mule

>>74958050
>reddit spacing
>intimidated by a woman
>chav lady
you deserve to get your head kicked in you posh bent little twat

>>74958777
Oh and

>"A straw man is a common form of argument and is an informal fallacy based on giving the impression of refuting an opponent's argument, while refuting an argument that was not advanced by that opponent. One who engages in this fallacy is said to be "attacking a straw man"."

That's what you've done.

>>74958892
couldn't give a toss 2bh.
don't try to police what i'm doing unless you are the police.

If you got falsely accused of rape and those around you heard and believed the accuser how would you deal with the social/legal consequences?

>>74958913
yeah same i've got a buspass which is why i don't see the point in waiting the whole time

if i was using money obviously i'd wait my turn

>>74958917
only shaming yourself you loser

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>Tim paid 50 quid for this haircut

https://www.rush.co.uk/pricelists/?pricelist=high-wycombe

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Guys, there is this girl who is absolutely 100% obsessed with me and its driving me up the wall.

I like her and I've thought long and hard about it but I just can't see it working out between us and I want to let her down as gently as possible but have no idea how. She has told me countless times how I'm everything to her and I'm her world etc and I think this will crush her

Really need help here.

>>74958797
I never mentioned Tories, you sinister shitskin cunt

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>>74958966
Silly question because no one would believe it. I'm too attractive for them not to consent

>>74958952
erm no sweetie, you blamed labour for noncing, i said that if you weren't an actual child you'd remember that tories have done the exact same thing

stop using words you don't understand you muppet

>>74958956
you belong on reddit
>>74958988
why don't you post her image on 4chan again, thats sure to help

saffron rice and chicken for lunch lads

>>74958985
how do you know he went for the 50 quid option

LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY

lads
>>>/pol/125913654

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Anime

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I'm here now, where is everyone?

>>74958930
>utter disrespect
kek

if someone thinks getting on public transport in front of them is utter disrespect then they're far too sensitive

im bored, can someone go knock on tims door or something

>>74959032
I blamed Labour for their role in Rotherham. I never mentioned anything about Tories, yet you tried to argue the position that I was somehow defending them, you uneducated paki delinquent.

>>74959070
embarrassing

>>74959100
You're taking away something that is rightfully theirs without a second thought. It's disrespectful

Won't be replying to you from here on

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>>74959070
they're a bit crazy over there aren't they

>>74959100
you're a cowardly runt
said so yourself

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>>74959070
>First off, 4chan went down this morning, as you all know. Many believe it had something to do with the new Seth Rich information uncovered. Others believe that the alien picture was posted again

>>74959115
you said that anyone voting for labour should be hung because of their actions in rotherham, i replied that the only other party to vote for (tories) covered up noncing too

you literally can't follow a conversation and resort to buzzwords that you literally do not understand

>>74959051
because he shops at ocado and bought a 1k gibson les paul guitar recently

>>74958966
depends if I got a piece of evidence to prove I didnt rape her. Either way im just gonna rape her for accusing me. one of two things can happen:

1) nobody believes me anyway and become a sham on my family and possibly go to prison

2) I prove myself not guilty and prove she is a liar, then when she accuses me of raping her a 2nd time nobody believes her

Business idea: Selling sexual services for money.

>>74959110
I would, but I'm not near Timothy James Byrne's rented flat in High Wycombe near Amersham Road 17th May 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcNfyBJILZE

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>>74959188

>>74959204
If self-help books like this classic actually help you then you were living your life seriously wrong before.

>be nice
>say people's names
>be confident

hm

>>74959175
How fucking thick are you, Tariq? Why even mention Tories at all? And assume I was somehow defending them? Why not try actually arguing against what I actually posted instead of resorting to strawman argument, you nasty paki paedo?

>>74958966
I'd probably write a long and well-articulated post on Facebook declaring my position of absolute innocence, accompanied with any piece of evidence I could provide. I'd publicly call the girl a liar and demand she drop the charges. Then I'd probably do a complete social media blackout and live my lonely life as normal.

>>74958175
ew

>>74959253
not him, but the first one to mention tories.

my point is that noncery is inherent to all 3 major parties. unless you're advoctating voting green (lol) or 'kip (lol), i don't see what your point is.

did your dad make up insane stories about when he was younger, people from his past, around town etc

>>74959200
Really close but I'm no gonna harass him vuz I'm not an utter mong

>>74959253
Labours entire platform is 'We aren't the Tories!' so it's funny watching them squirm when they argue against people who don't really like the Tories.

this edition saddens me

t. 60 euros of cheese lad

just did a cheeky bumhole finger

when has a book ever actually changed your life

>people itt actually trying to defend labour covering up paki paedo gangs

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>>74959289
>he thinks lib dem is a major party

Green tea is absolutely fucking disgusting what in the actual fuck is this shit

>>74959289
Post reeks of teenager

i'm the admin who fixed 4chan. ama

I wonder what would happen if i filled a train carriage with whipped cream

>>74959324
that was filmed in a uni dorm at like 6am the morning before final exams

Lads, what are some things people can do or say that make you drop them entirely from your life, knowing full well that you made the right decision and that those people are worthless in their entirety.

For example, people who replace the word "God" in colloquialisms because they're atheist or feel the need to add "even though I don't believe in Him" after referring to Him colloquially.

>>74959307
Stop desperately clinging to your 15 minutes of fame. Let it go

>>74959253
reported this post because it looked offensive

>>74959342
how do planes work?

>>74959305
It's sickening that when you mention their role in brushing the crimes of pakis under the carpet, their only response is to bitch about the Tories instead.

>>74959342
are you the admin who fixed 4chan

>>74959362
>capitalising "Him"
why?

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Help me lads

left the Kenilworth
been stood up

>>74959363
am i him tho

>>74959253
>Why even mention Tories at all?
because you said don't vote for labour because of noncing
who else can you vote for then? tories.
i was telling you tories also nonced.
>resorting to strawman arguments
again not my fault you don't understand what a fucking strawman is and cannot follow a simple conversation

DO NOT reply to this post, you are thick as pig shit and i'm tired of talking to you

>>74959334
Antioxidants. I think you're underage, fuck off

>>74959289
>i don't see what your point is.
My point was clear. You tried to argue against it by blabbering on about Tories.

>>74959405
>tho
Neck yourself

>>74959324
Guy on the left has autism shoes. If you watch him he keeps a close eye on the lead alpha and makes sure to coordinate his moves along with him like the beta male, desperate to fit in.

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Vote labour

>>74959421
nah i concurred, but said 'tories are also nonce-enablers'

wouldnt mind having a cider with hiro and discussing the administration of 4chan

>strain for too long
>arsehole's too tender to wipe
nobody knows the trouble I've seeeeen

>>74958706
One of my friends from secondary school died this year and only me and another lad from the school showed up to his funeral. He had tons of friends and family that showed up, but only two of us from 7 years of school showed up. Actually, now that I think about it, me and the other lad had gone to school with him for 14 years, as did like 20 other people, but only us 2 showed up. He was a good lad.

>>74959362
>worthless in their entirety
find it for people to imagine a moral high ground over others when they say things like this

just got a phonecall from jammer

>>74959410
>you mentioned labour
>therefore i needed to mention tories

Fucking dumb paki cunt, end yourself this instance

>>74959384
Yeah I had an argument (well, not a proper argument but, cross words I guess) with a mates gf back home who was arguing for Labour and tried to fucking imply that it was the Tories covering up the real sex gangs. Nearly bashed the cunts head in.

>>74959425
bit churlish

>>74959421
>call labour nonces
>get told tories, the only other big party. are also nonces
>W-WHY EVEN BRING UP TORIES WTF SILLY RASHEED STFU STRAWMAN STRAWMAN STRAWMAAAAAN
Neck yourself you absolute thalidomide

>>74959429
paki nonce

463
thick fuck remove yourself from the gene pool

>>74959456
find it strange*

>>74959441

>Try to take a dump
>Doesn't want to come out
>Squeeze, finally comes out
>Cut my anus someone so now blood is coming out
>Somehow my dump was pointy
>Hurts for weeks after that

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>tfw just realised there would be no one my age at my funeral

you'd basically have my family, and family friends (ie parent's friends). Dunno if my brother would invite his mates, i'd probably tell him not to though.

>>74959480
I didn't even call Labour nonces, you utter fucking dribble of piss.

GTFO of this country, thick paki bastard

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>>74959483
Not a nonce or a paki

>>74959300
my dad had us all convinced he used to be a red indian for years

4chan folder is becoming a bit too comprehensive, navigating through it is getting longer and slower every day

>>74959398
what a beauty
good luck

>>74959456
good english there you fucking MONG

>>74959445
If I die I expect maybe my 3 closest friends will turn up and that's it, from 7 years of secondary school/6th form. Most of my mates were outside school anyway, imagine a fair few of them would turn up just cause its a small community I'm from back home (went to school in a different county when you could do that).

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anime

what does "g force" feel like?

always heard people talking about it but honestly don't know what it is

louise mensch is on the trail of something again lads

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just took a huge xanax because it's the only way i can get some decent sleep haha....

>>74959527
break it up into folders and subfolders then
got over 600 pepes in one folder

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>Not a nonce or a paki

>>74959396
It's a proper noun.

>>74959486
>being so arse blasted you respond but don't actually quote the post

Accepting defeat this easily, typical paki rat

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Just need a sissy boy like this lads ;_;

>>74959539
i corrected myself asap you complete invalid

>>74959569
hope you die in your sleep x

WHAT THE FUCK LADS WHY IN A CONVERSATION ABOUT ONE OF THE TWO MAJOR POLITICAL PARTIES OF THIS COUNTRY WOULD YOU BRING UP THE OTHER MAJOR POLITICAL PARTY
ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CONVERSATION IS ABOUT CRIMES THEY ARE BOTH RESPONSIBLE FOR

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT JESUS WHAT A FUCKING STRAWMAN

>>74959592
what's this girls name again? kitty something?

>>74959586
it's a pronoun

>>74959550
If I were to drop dead tonight, I doubt even my closest friends would turn up because nobody in my family has their contact information. Would get a decent amount of neighbours showing up though.

>>74959561
feels gotta go quick

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Help me lads

did a big poo
now doing nice big wet farts

>>74959578
have done already it just makes it longer to get to the image I want. Getting something from my porn folder feels like a mission

>>74959625

>girl

>>74959592
>the state of 4chan benders who would rather convinces themselves that females are in fact male
are you one of those people who shop dicks onto metart pictures?

>>74959561
have you ever been on a rollercoaster during the drop when it accelerated or one of those fairground things where its like a big wheel you stand up in facing the centre and it spins round and uses centripetal force to keep you in place

thats what extra G's feel like

one G aka gravity on earth is referring to the standard acceleration of 9.8ms

>>74959651
that's a fairly well known cam girl you stupid faggot

>>74959637
alri georgey porgey pudding and pie

>>74959593
>i was wrong and stupid but please ignore it
GAS

YOURSELF

>>74959627
spastic lad that adds "even though I don't believe in Him" to the end of colloquialisms that reference God detected

>>74959651
Not accepting that thats a boy unless i see the dick

>>74959625
kitty gotla

>>74959592
Those gags are fake, that cunt well knows how to swallow dick

>paki doesn't understand what a strawman is
>gets upset when he's called out on being thick as shit

Fucking state on this country

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>>74959592
me too

>>74959601
me too x

>>74959569
enjoy not sleeping at all when you run out

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post rare wojaks

>>74959632
That's a good fucking point actually but I imagine they'd (somehow?) get into my computer and post on facebook about it maybe. Not that I think I might die any time soon but maybe I should start setting a plan in order for all my electronics when I die shame for 11 years of shitposting to go to waste.

>>74959637
Tell her she's got terrible banter and then unmatch her immediately. Girls LOVE being treated like shit

t. expert in women

>Report: Obama Told Friends Trump 'Nothing But a Bulls**ter'

hah

>>74959637
lottie i want to shag your hot pottie

>>74959680
>getting this upset over a typo
keep living your life, God knows (although i don't believe in Him) nobody will miss you afterwards

>>74959592
literal nonce hes like 15

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Why is my gf so perfect?

china is getting middle america addicted to opiates so that they can take over the rest of the world

>>74959637
>tfw not hot enough to pull this off

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>>74959680
the word him is a pronoun though?

>>74959770
ah yes just like in the opium wars

>>74959637
alri george

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>one G aka gravity on earth is referring to the standard acceleration of 9.8ms

I rate david lemieux

i also accurately predicted the outcome of eurovision but hadn't put any money on it

also my friends unironically complained it wasn't diverse enough because the hosts were both white men and most the acts where white people

so I guess diversity is just code for non-white but we already knew that

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>>74959717
personal fave

>>74959755
>um-m-mad!
l
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>>74959787
Utter, utter MONG

>>74959592
>>74959670
>>74959592
link/name/source

>>74959695
PIDF are in full force now there's a GE coming up.
Criticise Labour and they won't actually defend the party, but tell you how bad the Conservatives are instead

>>74959770
where did they get that idea from

>>74959739
Remember when Obama was caught spying on every German haha and then he caused the refugee crisis in Germany

Haha 1,000,000 by next year

>>74959824
>so I guess diversity is just code for non-white but we already knew that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr6vvKlqZaY

>>74959808
its always a yank with the fucking stupid posts like this

stop being intimidated by entry level physics you fat fuck

>>74959858
i remember when neither of those things ever happened

the NSA did nothing wrong vlad

>>74959830
me on the left

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>>74959832
what's the problem mate
priest give you a fiddle?

what's the next thing to look forward to now that eurovision is past?

74959832
terrible, unfunny gimmick, you can fuck off now

>>74959843
>tell people not to vote for labour for covering up noncing
>N-NO DONT MENTION THAT TORIES DID THAT TOO NOOOOOOOO

>>74959832
Fuck off paki twat

>polls say conservatives will win the election
>everyone on twitter is voting labour
Don't know who they've been polling to get it so spectacularly wrong.

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>>74959808
kek

In a hipster student bar full of peng tings

Need to get more drunk so I don't feel intimidated

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vote tory to prevent coalition of chaos

>>74959920
been polling me exclusively

>>74959951
>>74959951
>>74959951

>>74959904
Not even that lad
No one mentioned the Tories until you started reeeeeeing about them cos someone slagged off Labour.

>>74959890
Drumpfs impeachment

>>74959920
twitter is a platform that is famously unfriendly to anyone with conservative views

>>74959883
But both of those things did happen

>>74959889
Most "priest" diddling is homosexual in nature. Priests aren't the nonces. Gays are. All gays are nonces.

>>74959916
Whiter than any ancestor in your entire family history, heretic.

>>74959956
ahhhh, the noble irish traveller

>>74959843

He's a thick paki cunt who resorts to strawmans because he's actually incapable of arguing the point raised, mostly because he'll know he'll be torn to bits.

>>74959985
Paki fuck off.

>>74960101
You're not white. Go back where you came from.