nonce edition
first
anime
reporting
>tfw no brit
whomst'dve is'st thou'est stance'th on finnish'eth 'gf'eth's?'eth
>page 7
janny won't like this
Got a first for my dissertation lads
if you're a good looking girl you don't even have to try in life
>>74955467
shite
me on the right
>1400 posts
he's gonna lose his nut
Reminder that today was nothing
Just a blip on the arse of older, greater threads
Well glad that's fixed
>>74955478
good lad
alri lads, mind if I sit down and relax?
*sigh*
there we go
>>74955516
Boku girl (male)
>>74955357
janny don't do it
what an action packed day
Guys, there is this girl who is absolutely 100% obsessed with me and its driving me up the wall.
I like her and I've thought long and hard about it but I just can't see it working out between us and I want to let her down as gently as possible but have no idea how. She has told me countless times how I'm everything to her and I'm her world etc and I think this will crush her
Really need help here.
pic is her
>Reminder that today was nothing
>Just a blip on the arse of older, greater threads
LMAO THE TORIES ARE FINISHED
>>74955490
Not an achievement desu
>>74955571
girl(male)
alri
>Reminder that today was nothing
>Just a blip on the arse of older, greater threads
'lpel
*walks into your site*
*does a poo on the server*
*walks out*
>>74955566
ermmmmmmmm...............manspreading much???
can i post images
Phew fuck me I can breath again
Explain yourselves, /brit/.
workers of the world unite!
are piers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sCg2mcBorY
>>74955357
Look, I just found out that there is water on Mars.
Will you give me the Nobel prize?
>>74955621
>saved from /cuteboys/
ah yes
filtered
>>74955611
No one gives a flying fuck about celebrity endorsements
Except for vapid young people, who don't vote anyway
>>74955698
i will give you 1 pontok
saw a girl from works thong when she bent over today lads
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... Don't validate parking Selfie ...
>>74955611
why are celebrities such lefty mongs
you have to cook me to release all of my juices ;)
>>74955713
no its not
think the site is fucking up again hehe
broken again
>>74955780
>>74955566
the man taking the photo looks like Tim
why nothin working
wit ae connection error
anime 2
>>74955796
shant
>>74955839
probably because they're being flooded with pictures
Who here /entp/
>>74955763
saw a blonde girl's thong in the library when she was stretched over her desk
hnngg
test
>>74955599
hmm let me think about it...
nope, don't think I'll be reading a word of this one
>>74955918
CUTE
>>74955949
>gif
fuck off
>>74955927
INTP
jfmsuf
>>74955781
Think about what sort of people at your school were into drama and music
... there's your answer
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/859741073060634624
bellowing
>>74955927
why does INFP has the wojack it has?
>>74955697
>lindsay lohan converting to islam
state
>>74955927
infp
Getting my daily dose of The Young Turks and John Oliver lads
>>74955927
Halfway between ENTP and INTP. Dunno what that means.
>black man in Welsh is "dyn du"
Not sure why certain aussies think that's funny, maybe they don't realise it's pronounced dunn-dee
>白左 (baizou, "white left") is used generally to describe those who “only care about topics such as immigration, minorities, LGBT and the environment” and “have no sense of real problems in the real world”; they are hypocritical humanitarians who advocate for peace and equality only to “satisfy their own feeling of moral superiority”; they are “obsessed with political correctness” to the extent that they “tolerate backwards Islamic values for the sake of multiculturalism”; they believe in the welfare state that “benefits only the idle and the free riders”; they are the “ignorant and arrogant westerners” who “pity the rest of the world and think they are saviours”.
Even the Chinese laugh at us.
>>74955927
istj, apparently one of the most common types, but nobody else ever seems to admit being one
did a big diarrhea poo earlier and now i'm worried that everything i eat is going to come out as a big diarrhea poo in my sleep
what a satisfying noise
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a50_1494946940
testing to see if I got banned for those shitposts last thread
>>74956023
screaming
he looks so exasperated
>>74955599
PLEASE FUCKING HELP.
I don't know wtf to do.
>>74956133
That's a lot of words for two symbols
very german
How difficult is German to learn? I found French quite easy for the most part
https://twitter.com/prisonplanet/status/742482573910278144
me and the lads
having struggles posting again
>>74955599
I get the feeling this is an underage issue
fix your fucking site you useless jap fuck
>>74955927
me desu
feels good to be better than everyone else
jANnY
>>74956236
She's 20 I'm 21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exurC4mQ69U
ah yes america great idea letting anyone buy a gun
anyone else try to buy british produced foods where they can? always read the labels and basically if it comes from anywhere else in europe i usually opt for something else.
>>74956313
i literally don't care where it's from as long as it's decent
>>74956313
No, I try to buy french instead.
alri
what's with this 1000+ post thread gimmick?
>>74956313
nah only go on price.
everything is traded nowadays - even if the potato was grown in the UK the tractor was from america and the guy picking it was from poland and the plastic it's wrapped in was from a processing plant in the netherlands etc.
Alri
What's with this 1000+ post thread gimmick?
alri?
>>74955927
me desu
feels good to be better than everyone else
>>74955467
;th've'of'll'st""rd'tess*ham-stan"berg;gimmick
>>74956313
i never buy from muslim countries. thats my only criteria.
Does Tim actually think he can play the guitar properly? I think that might be his biggest delusion of all.
>>74956313
With the exception of slags, I only buy British.
>>74955698
I heard Mars was assaulted last night
They battered him apparently
business idea: /brit/ but instead it works
torn between voting bnp and the communist party
In a pickle, let me know what you'd do if you were me
Got a fwb, been doing stuff a while but keeps messaging me that she wants to stick a finger up my bum whilst giving me a blowjob/handjob. I thought she was joking at first but she's serious.
I'm all for it but the thing is I've been doing anal for years and years with toys and a finger is nothing to me. If she's kinky and wants to do that I reckon it could lead to pegging or fisting which is the ideal for me, I'm just worried it'll put her off if I tell her.
Do I tell her my fetishes and risk it or just fake having a finger up my arse for the first time?
>>74956390
do you buy petrol/diesel? plastics? vaseline or other petroleum jelly based skin-care products?
Deep fried pickles are orgasmic
literally nutted with every bite
>>74956454
irrelevant. we're talking about food.
but i dont buy 2/3 of those things either.
>>74956453
>>74956471
>>74956462
was trying to post that for a good 15minutes
test
>>74956453
She'll be able to figure it out herself when she sees how wide your arsehole is after taking a carousel of cocks every week.
Re watching got forgot how fucking hot cat is YUM
>>74956453
Show us a pic of her lad
post more of this female please lads
IT'S WORKING
fucking chinks I swear down
moot would have fixed it the first time in 20 minutes
the man suspected to be behind the current attack on 4chan
... Tennis Selfie ...
>>74956492
food?
at some point whether its down to the petroleum in the plastic wrapping to the fertiliser used or just plainly the turkish oranges and lemons that are part of the ingredients.
you're at some point probably giving some money to muslims.
such is global commodity chains. (don't get me started on where your jeans were stone washed or which countries sewed your shoes)
listening to simple plan
went to blackpool earlier
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494949638298.webm
Hate niggers
r8
>>74956576
follow the conversation next time, idiot. this is about choice. give the choice i dont give money to muslims.
>>74956587
bit racist
>>74956313
yeah but it's next to impossible these days
hate pints
shan't be looking at that webm
>>74956538
nah
>>74956601
0/10 can't play videogames on Linux
>>74956587
Hi mate can you take your racism and bigotry elsewhere?
Cheers
Sleeping beauty was raped
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun,_Moon,_and_Talia
>>74956661
>m
fuck off
>>74956611
aha well good luck with that, i'm sure bangladesh, saudi arabia, turkey and so on are really reeling in the face of your efforts.
*chuckles heartily to self whilst walking away shaking my head*
>>74956661
stupid phoneposter
live for pussy lads
>>74956684
bye rasheed
Just Eat, more like Just Eat My Shit Up haha
oh wait that's actually quite disgusting. hmm
>>74956651
it's not linux
rused
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_2016
How did the madman do it
>4chan
WARNING: CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AND DOORS. Dust storm is sweeping over North London as a contractor accidently opened the trophy cabinet at White Hart Lane.
Donald Trump is a joke tbf though isn't he, claimed he is the most unfairly treated politician in history today lmao
>5'8
Would unironically consider voting lib Dems if it wasn't for mummy. Tim seems pretty based and he hates the poofs as well.
>>74956705
I'm not a rasheed my man. I'm just baffled that people think that given the intensity of globalisation in this day and age, people still think goods come from certain countries and that you can effectively boycott a group of 50 odd countries which are majority muslim, which produce things which are ubquitously used.
>>74956745
meme magic
>>74956772
hello unilad
>those noses
>>74956788
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Here we go
willy bum poo
connection error
>>74956818
>effectively
i never said it was effective. just doing what i can against an ideology i fundamentally disagree with. sorry for having convictions.
>>74956857
Who says the left doesn't have good memes
drinking beer in the hotel room
going to go mental and set Edinburgh alight tonight
This is Britain is it not? We're British aren't we?
Then why don't we vote for this quintessentially British man to be Prime Minister?
the sister :S
>>74956884
friendly reminder
>>74956886
bit racist
>>74956877
you're literally better off trying to debunk islam through leaflets or something, than bankrupt them by not buying turkish oranges knowingly.
>>74956886
refugees:
>>74956944
or i can do both
have a wank or get pissed and do a sad?
can't do both
>>74956944
yeah but it makes im feel better hes basically the vegetarian of idiotic political brats
why is she so perfect lads?
>>74956964
bit islamophobic
>>74956972
why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUUwZN5UE6Q
>>74956981
>>74956964
yeah but the latter is stupid because you're constantly going to buy their shit without realising it.
at least convincing muslims that its a bunch of nonsense could actually work.
jan jan deleted the thread
>>74956988
he probably has to masturbate anally to achieve orgasm
>>74956981
shes 16 you stupid nonce
test
Edinburgh lad where was you? Waited around for ages like a mug
>>74957020
FOY
>>74957020
not him, but
17
Fish and chips not asylum seekers on ships thank you
>>74957036
lol tricked
poo bum willy wank
arse!
fffacken eowl
>>74957020
FOY
>>74957061
gay twat
fesh and cheps
Lib Dems are going to legalise weed, then pay for all their other stuff by taxing weed
That's genius
Gemma Tarterton
my mate has a gf who looks about 8
belfast meet up when?
>>74957059
rude
>>74957066
drug users should receive death
>>74957083
she's been BROWNED
>>74957069
m-mummy
>>74957094
'nce
had an auditory hallucination lads
might be time to get some sleep soon haha
>>74957114
better give up your painkillers m8
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/17/boris-johnson-apologises-after-discussing-alcohol-in-sikh-temple
Sikhs are NOT bro-tier
>>74957069
wish i never opened this
Edinburgh lads everyone meet up outside the Kenilworth pub on Rose Street at 2130
just hallucinated that i spent ten years posting on an eritrean cuneiform interpretation forum
muzzies out
sikhs pls fuck my wife
>>74957169
salt on the no-gf wound?
>>74957182
i'm already there what the fuck
I thought it was 20:30??
>>74957163
religion?
nah, not a fan
adidas creps don't ask where I got them
>>74957163
yeah weren't too smart of him 2bh.
>>74957163
wtf
sikhs are literally muslims
doing a gay porn wank
>>74957204
i have a bf there is no wound
>>74957209
I'll be there early about 2115 mate hold tight
nice the chinks are slowly banning dog meat festivals.
>>74957204
no, salt in the axe wound that Scottish cunt has for genitalia
>>74957163
so what do you think of christians who embrace temperance
>>74957248
most religions say abstain from intoxicants 2bh.
muslims are just more strict about actually abstaining
>>74957258
>there is no wound
aside from your ruined arsehole
>>74957264
who gives a fuck
let the chinks do what they want in their own land
>>74957257
tiny bit gay
>>74957242
>>74957163
>talk about alcohol
>niggers shit themselves
hmm
>>74957279
fabulous post
Any news on Tim lads?
>>74957279
im tight
>>74957283
no one forced them to ban it, chang. you'll have to go somewhere else to get your animal torture fix.
>>74957295
don't know don't care.
I'm a kev man meself
>>74957295
Wakefield lad posted his train ticket to High Wycombe
worried what he's going to do
When someone calls you on the phone do you answer with "Hi it's Anon" or do you just say "Hello"
Australian girls... *Heavy breathing*
>>74957071
bigot
http://www.ladbible.com/now/film-and-tv-inbetweeners-stars-reunite-for-new-bbc-sitcom-white-gold-20170516?c=1494951819811
Inbetweeners are coming back but for a new series that's not Inbetweeners
>>74957338
i go WASSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUP
>>74957295
>I'm a kev man meself
>>74957303
pics
>>74957295
he had a haircut
>>74957360
>lad bible
>written by this
was the lad bible ever for lads i never followed it or was it always runts
>>74957378
>getting the virgin trim
>>74957303
pls show us
hate having to cover my mouth when I'm eating to hide the virgin chew
really makes dating uncomfortable
>>74957426
>>74957377
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494961112683.webm
made this for you but i dont wanna get banned so its on gif
cara
>>74957484
he needs to shave if he wants to pass
is that lad who was gonna suck a black cock around?
Jeremy Corbyn? He's got my vote.
>>74957411
I followed lad bible when it had 1k likes and was for 'lad commandments'
the original target audience was definitely deanos
>>74957411
Used to be well decent in its early days, rating slags, proper banter etc. Then it became a buzzfeed copy click farming boring site
>Jeremy Corbyn? He's got my vote.
>>74957360
It's going to be good I reckon
Set in Essex during the 80s
Basildon on the fucking map
>>74957503
Probably not. It's half 5 in the morning in Australia.
>ahh why no, I shan't be casting my vote for Jeremy Corbyn in the upcoming UK general election
saw a v cute indian girl at uni today
skinny with lovely curly black hair
Afraid to buy a pair of shoes in case the person helping me find the right fit sees my virgin feet
held a door for an Indian woman and she didn't thank me
honestly fucking raging
>>74957573
this her?
>>74957478
which one are you?
>rorke3.jpg
my feet lost their virginity at 17 when i gave this guy a footjob outside a club on the gold coast
>>74957612
in the middle im not a tranny ffs bloody bent twat
>>74957537
me on the left
>>74957349
listening to lostprophets
The abortion debate is really open to opinions and reasoned debate over here
>>74957568
>Richard Hammond on the top left
>Robert Llewellyn at the front
>>74957689
nonce
so fucking horny and lonely that I might just kill myself
need a bf
>>74957699
Quite funny desu
>>74957689
saw them in liverpool in 2009 was a great gig, was only young had a proper blast, now i hear their songs and just feel like a dirty fuck and turn them off
https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/thanks-i-agree
funny article
incels are very easy to trigger
>>74957568
>>74957708
Karl Pilkington top right (with the hat on)
>>74957723
Chick or lad, if lad you're a fucking bender and that's not very lad-ish
>>74955357
Another Wakefield poster? I know the other one, but the new fella has to go until I've met him in Kookys to proper evaluate how he is.
>>74957737
>>74957568
>Tony Soprano middle left
reminder that if you use rorke as an insult and not an endearing term of affection then you are literal /r/unitedkingdom cancer
>>74957723
I hope you do bender
cant explain it but i love the gimmick where anyone who has an association with children is a nonce
>>74957733
get out
>>74957791
>i love children
fucking nonce
>>74957699
>irish politics
just blow up their cars la, what are the garda going to do about it?
>>74957699
pretty sure that thing doesn't have a uterus so i discarded its opinion
>>74957699
he's right tho
need a gf who looks like hannah reid
hate hollywood nonces
>>74957853
hate child actors
>>74957604
runt
>>74957604
You could literally be replaced by a doorstop. You didn't do anything worthy of praise.
>>74957604
Indian woman walked into me at Waterloo, then glared at me as if it were my fault, i was too surprised to do or say anything at first so i had to console myself with glaring back at her as she walked away
>>74957932
expressing gratitude is not the same as offering praise
If someone holds a door for you it is proper manners to thank them
>>74957839
(((Dan Rothman)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X1xOKMKX80
Mad yanks at it again
Skip halfway for the good part
PC gone mad I say!
>>74957765
I'm pretty laddish
>>74957790
I hope you do you fucking worthless leaf
took me 16 months to acquire this particular frog
>>74957994
Took me 11 seconds after you carelessly posted it
>>74957853
Did you think that Children of Men would be rl?
>>74957979
america might be a "successful country" but american society is such a fucking joke
>>74957994
>>74957983
bit gay?
>>74957994
well done friend
fuhgedaboutit
>>74957994
prefer this one
>>74957568
where does this pic come from?
Wonder if they have this in 't garden centre
>>74958023
Absolute nonces but I'm assuming the Irish Christian would know how to spot them
>>74957994
that was a good gimmick we had going haha
>>74955357
That poor child.