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The good old boys edition
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France
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>>74945293
lets name 'em
from left to right

1 Comrade Oh You
2 The fly moustache
3 skeletor
sitting Professor X
4 original emo mein Fuhrer, seig heil
5 burger boy
6 fatty coats
7 Captain skeptic
8 Mamaz boy
9 Mr eyebrows
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Will be very upset if Tim doesn't change his twitter handle to TimmyUSA once he gets his green card.
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realised that if 4chan goes down for good ill have nothing to do all day hehe
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lads

what on earth happened? there's usually a banner or something if the slit-eyed one pulls shite like this
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anime
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uploads don't wooooooooork
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why do white devils have uneven faces
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>The absolute state of 4chan.org
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Wish UKIP would fuck off.
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we are back
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>>74949615
>once he gets
Lad...
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FUCKS SAKE REEEEEEEE SORT IT OUT
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>>74949599
i usually don't like them either
but hers was a larger one, sort of khaki colour, looked pretty cute
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image uploading is broken but the wiley OP kept a spare new
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>>74949645
They are
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>>74949639
*germans
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>>74945293
I'm pretty sure the guy in the middle is a sodomite
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Last exam of uni done

Feels strange, lads
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>>74949200
v. reddit post
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fuck you subhuman anglos
*spits on everyone in this thread*
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new gov we got looks like lots of bollocks
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ahhh yes the flatmate decided to start learning to play the piano in exam period

VERY fucking good indeed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXmIZrnP7W0

What is with the absolutely runtish music on this vid? Why go through the effort to make a video of pictures and then ruin it with shit music?
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>>74945293
wtf I thought himmler was the manlet of the group
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>>74949699
t. Cheryl
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i've been wanting to say we should have a /brit/ thread without images for ages

glad we've accidentally got it

>>74949698
who's in it
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>>74949697
>Slav
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>>74949699
;0)
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>>74949697
jealous?
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Got a big bowl of stew in front of me but my arse is ready to BLOW
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>The queen is rumored to have “terrorized” then-Crown Prince Abdullah with her driving skills, learned during World War II when she was but a princess and trained as a mechanic and military truck driver for the Women’s Auxiliary Territorial Service of the British Army.

>It begins with Abdullah — then the crown prince and de facto ruler of Saudi Arabia — visiting Balmoral, the Queen’s estate in Scotland.

>“After lunch, the Queen had asked her royal guest whether he would like a tour of the estate. Prompted by his foreign minister the urbane Prince Saud, an initially hesitant Abdullah had agreed. The royal Land Rovers were drawn up in front of the castle. As instructed, the Crown Prince climbed into the front seat of the front Land Rover, his interpreter in the seat behind.”

>“To his surprise, the Queen climbed into the driving seat, turned the ignition and drove off,” Cowper-Coles wrote. “Women are not — yet — allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia, and Abdullah was not used to being driven by a woman, let alone a queen.”

>Not to mention a queen who can drive like the wind. According to Cowper-Coles, Elizabeth didn’t just drive the SUV, but rapidly whizzed along the estate’s roads as she chatted, prompting Abdullah to become increasingly anxious.

I never heard this story lmfao. God save the queen
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>>74949723
people from center right mostly. the only people from the left were at the right of the left too. ngl this doesn't look good
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In detail, explain the difference between a meme and a gimmick. (5 marks)
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>the lithuanian sissy is here again
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really wish i wasn't so hairy

le sigh
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>>74949771
the czech sissy is better
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hmm cant post images
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>murder is petty crime in the USA

*.gif of Heavy from TF2 looking nervous while laughing*
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>>74949764
invented this gimmick 6 months ago, check the archive
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the gf
http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1494993919945.webm
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>/vg/
nope
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need a good game to play
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>>74949764
gimmiques are unique to one person, while memes are widespread
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When the granny on the throne dies I take over as your king
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>>74949763
well what do you expect, macron is a neoliberal
he'll cuck to capital every time
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>>74949818
ya dead nans pussy blud
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>>74949834
*rubs nipple and winks*
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>Prince Charles on holiday in Lithuania
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>>74949818
gary grigsbys war in the east
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>>74949840
at least its not le pen haha
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https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/may/17/obesity-health-no-such-thing-as-fat-but-fit-major-study
fat cunts BTFO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0MmFvQ-RTE

doing a watch
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>>74949818
been playing Pokemon Crystal a bit recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91qulbGHLxE
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What happened with the 'chon earlier buds? Were (((they))) trying to invade Kekistan?
#FreeKekistan #PraiseKek #MemeMagic #REEEEEEEE
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I'm Only Sleeping is the best song off Revolver.
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can't post images lads
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>>74949780
>>74949780
have to shave the back of neck

hmmm doesn't english have a word for the "back of the neck"? or do neck means neck but there is no word for front of the neck, throat won't work otherwise we'd say throatbeard and not neckbeard
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>>74949893
hahaahhaa what the fuck mate
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>>74949887
sup fellow MAGApede

shadilay
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>>74949862
wwwa waaaaa waaaaa wa wa waaaaa dungdernerner
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>>74949818
Prey
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>>74949893
>>74949907
oh fuck off
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>What happened with the 'chon earlier buds? Were (((they))) trying to invade Kekistan?
>#FreeKekistan #PraiseKek #MemeMagic #REEEEEEEE
[image of steve buscemi greeting his fellow kids]
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>>74949891
>not tomorrow never knows
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this is strange lads

when i want to do a post i look through my images for inspiration, but i can't upload images :(
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>>74949818
also Tropico 2 as I recommended in the last thread
all the Tropico games are pretty fun though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQcolipT0ZY
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*uploads a pic of your mum*
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>>74949893
you're probably thinking of "nape of the neck"
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>>74949893
not very often someone references the back of the neck. british people dont tend to have hairy necks like you monkeys.
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>>74949891
Second-best*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMYQGdKNLz4
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>>74949926
no samefagging senpai, pls answer my question
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ah so it seems the 'chon has sorted itself out just as us wagies are coming home
yes yes well done neets well done neets HOWEVER
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pseudo-avatar fags btfo
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>>74949955
low test
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>>74949979
fuck off you monkey
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>>74949950
never heard anyone actually call it that in conversation though; its always just "the back of the neck"
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[picture of a rather desperate looking young woman wearing heavy makeup and a slutty dress revealing her ample heaving chebs]
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>>74949996
sauce?
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>>74949987
I have to shave it I don't want to end up in a soup
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if you have a hairy back you're a nonce
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>image board
>can't post images

ah yes.....
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this isnt /fr/
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when u a 4chan admin
[picture of hiro with a picture of michael jordan crying superimposed on his face]
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>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
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>>74950056
*LARPs in french near you*
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>>74950056
do you feel in charge?
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>>74949780
having lots of body hair is a sign of being white. Asians and black people have none - same with scandinavians. Thats why none of them are white
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[image of Tim Byrne sweating]
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>>74950070
>>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
and the farthest extent of that is being able to submit ban 'requests'
lmao
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if you think about it... food is actually just undigested poo
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the complete and utter STATE of the 'chon
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>>he's a janitor
>>on the internet
>>on an anime imageboard
>>he does it for free
>>he takes his "job" very seriously
>>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>>he will never have a real job
>>he will never move out of his parent's house
>>he will never be at a healthy weight
>>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>>he will never have a girlfriend
>>he will never have any friends

[image of a man wearing a fedora and sucking on a vape machine while wearing thin sunglasses]
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sitting on a ledge of a busy street watching girls arses walk past at eye level
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>>74950116
pakis are hairy
are they as white as you then
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Leave him alone.
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>>74950116
this is bollocks, indians are hairy as fuck
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495022617385.webm

still watching this almost 4hr later [cropped pick of porn stars face which resembles laughter]
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[image of David Byrne singing]
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if you didn't go to an all boys school you're a gay bitch
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>>74950119
On tenterhooks for the next video
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are there any real scientific studies on how to get laid? not PUA folklore shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBEBkZ7sPMo
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>>74950030
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https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/864847483339513858/photo/1
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listening to:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvYDvgg-x5Y
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>>74950116
>[paki typing on computer]
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>>74950116
rasheeds are super hairy though
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when u a melanin queen and white ppl b on sum bullshit

[gif of beyonce sipping a drink]
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work tomorrow
[picture of a man with bags under his eyes, a messed up hairstyle and an expression of utter defeat]
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>>74949764
Gimmicks operate on layered irony
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>>74950142
>hot pocket
foy
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>>74950194
good lad
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I am going to bamboozle your dignity...
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>>74950159
autism
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>>74950070
[picture of cartoon dog looking at you discerningly]
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might kms lads
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>>74950159
<image of mediocre television gameshow host contorted into a so called 'howling' reaction face>
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>>74950174
If you're asking this question, you've no hope
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too beta to remove the cat from chair, I'm on my knees writing this post
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>>74950163
choke me daddy

[picture of my willy]
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[Selfie over Dukes Place in Marlow]
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>>74950174
yeah, see attached
[graph of self-rated confidence (x-axis) versis number of sexual partnets (y-axis)]
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ew I just realized there are manlets posting in this thread RIGHT NOW
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>>74950160
why do we never get to see more of reviewbrah's grooves nowadays
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should i play gta:sa or gta iv again lads
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got the church going up
on a sunday
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>>74950249
[picture of a negro on the telephone looking concerned]
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>>74950186
cant understand a word
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>>74950159
what's this from then, what's the context?
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[image of the word 'BENDER' with an arrow pointing downwards]
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>paid servitude

[picture of an extremely unhealthy Brendan Fraser as his hair transplant is being rejected by his body]
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>the odds of trump getting impeached in his first term and just under 2/1

what the fugg, there's no way he's gonna get impeached, odds should be way higher
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>>>/qa/1328486
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[photo of a cat falling backwards off a table, taken with a long exposure]
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Are you white?
Are you overweight?
Are you unemployed?
Do you have little to no education?
Do you read, The Sun (Newspaper), Daily sport, or the star, and are they a bit of a struggle to read ?

if yes, please join the BNP

COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR ANTI BNP
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its time lads
[gif of tranny cumming]
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>foy

[gif of a man outdoors doing a front flip over a table and managing to get his head into a hat that was laying upside down on said table before landing the flip and keeping said hat on his head]
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whats this new gimmick then

[picture of a cat with question marks around its head]
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just solved a difficult captcha
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Are you paying too much for you car insurance?
[image of Hugh Dennis smiling]
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>>74950159
as the man who posted this on /wsg/ i claim your (You)s are my own

[gif of tyra banks looking smug]
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rate my willy lads
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>>74950284
honestly getting tired of all the anti-trump stuff 2bh

he's our president whether you like it not. might as well make the best of it, or just ignore him

but instead it's constant 24/7 trump bashing
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⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣀⠤⠔⠊⠉⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣰⣯⣄⣀⠈⠈⢀⡠⠒⠉⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠑⠺⣀⡘⣆⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠑⠢⡀
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⠈⠈⠈⠈⠑⠒⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠔⠒⠉⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡴⠁⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣿⣿⡞⣧⡀⠈⠈⠈⠰⣌⢲⣤⡶⡫⠁⠈⠡⠈⠈⠉⠙⠒⠒⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠒⠊⠁
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⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣰⠁⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⣴⠿⠦⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠉⠉⠑⢄⡀⠈⠈⠈⠈⠘⣿⡄⢱
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⡴⠃⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⡴⠋⣤⣶⠦⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡐⣲⣿⣦⣀⠈⠈⠈⠸⣿⡘⡇
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣺⣁⣤⣤⢀⣠⠞⠋⢸⡏⣿⣿⡾⠃⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠻⣿⡿⠃⠈⠓⢄⠙⠓⢿⣷⣿⡀
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠁⠰⡺⡟⠉⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠉⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡇⠈⢋⢸⡇
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢠⠇⢿⠈⢰⠈⠈⢰⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠘⠶⠛⠾⠁⠈⠈⠈⠈⣼⠈⠈⠈⠈⡗⠈⣼⣌⡃
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣾⣶⡸⡄⢺⡀⠈⢸⠦⣄⡀⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⣤⣤⣿⠈⣠⠈⠈⡇⢠⠏⠈⠻⢦⡀
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣿⠈⢳⣵⡀⢳⡀⠸⣧⣄⣝⠗⢲⡶⢶⣶⠶⠶⢶⣾⣿⣿⣏⣼⢠⡏⠈⣰⡿⠃
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠳⣜⣧⠈⣇⠿⠥⢴⣟⣠⠼⠁⠈⠈⠹⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⢾⣡⢞⡇
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The Janitor
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>>74950306
jannyyyyyyyy
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janny doesn't like ascii
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>>74950253
yeah and i'd rip your throat out with my pinky toe. cunt.
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... Don't validate parking Selfie ... pic.twitter.com/il2sx2ScKw
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gf sent me this

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WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GENERAL

NO DISCUSSIONS

THIS IS PRETTY MUCH A BLOG

SHAME ON YOU
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It's me, Thailad
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>>74950343
not if he gets impeached?
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>>74950351
Howling
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[image of social media post from mentally ill schizophrenic]

haha look what he's saying now lads
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>>74950343
i mean it's not so much bashing as just reporting on the constant stream of incompetence and scandal

if he wants the anti-trump stuff to go away maybe he should govern with a little more competence
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work in 16 hours
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>>74950278
dunno it was posted in the last thread, would like to know aswell
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>>74950351
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>>74950343
not my president if he gets impeached. id agree with you if that wasnt in the cards.
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haha
irish president stepping down
why?
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>>74950362
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⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢿⢤⡀⠈⠈⡇⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠙⢆⠈⣿⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⡏⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢸⠄⠈⢸⣧⠈⠱⣄
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⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢳⡀⠸⠏⠈⠈⠚⠉⠉⠁⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢠⡇⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⡜⠁⣠⠏⠈⠈⢻⠈⠈⠘⡇
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⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣹⠉⢳⡶⢤⡀⠈⠈⢿⠛⠛⠋⣿⠈⠘⠓⠲⠶⠖⠋⣠⠞⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠘⡆⠈⢸
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢠⠇⠈⢸⠇⠈⠙⢦⣄⣈⣷⣶⣚⣁⣀⣠⣀⣀⣠⡤⠞⠁⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢻⠈⠘⡇
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡿⢀⣠⠞⠈⢀⣦⣤⣤⠜⠁⢀⣠⡤⠴⢾⠋⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢸⠈⠈⡇
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⣷⠿⠶⠶⢶⣿⣿⡇⣿⡎⠛⢫⡀⠈⠈⢸⡀⠈⠈⠈⣀⡴⠒⢦⡀⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡇⠈⢳⡀
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡠⠋⠈⠈⠈⢀⣼⡿⢻⣷⢻⡇⠈⠈⠙⢦⢀⣼⡟⠉⠉⠉⠁⠈⠈⠈⠙⣆⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢹⠈⠈⢳
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢠⠏⠈⠈⠈⠈⣠⠋⡼⣿⢸⡟⠈⡏⠈⠈⣠⠞⠋⣼⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢿⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣇⠈⠈⢳
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣰⠋⠈⠈⠈⠈⣰⠃⢠⡇⠸⣾⠈⠈⢻⠴⠊⠁⠈⠈⡇⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢸⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠓⠒⠚
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⡴⠃⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⡏⠈⢸⡇⠈⢸⠈⠈⠈⣇⠈⠈⠈⣸⠃⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢸
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>>74950376
you dont have to talk to each other to have fun posting
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>>74950390
>>74950416
he's not going to be impeached lol
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>>74950424
Is he going down stairs? waheyyyy!
>>
gf just sent me this
[image of what appears to be a female younger than 16]
>>
ahh yes, this must be the world famous imageboard i've heard so much about
>>
>yeah and i'd rip your throat out with my pinky toe. cunt.

[distorted picture of a fedora-clad man exhaling vapour cloud]
>>
>>74950434
probably not, hopefully he is though, it's just embarrassing for the west at this point
>>
>>74950424
because the two contenders to take over are
1. a conservative half indian gay man with thatcherite policies
2. a clueless ed miliband tier who wants to double the population of ireland and get refugees in
>>
Drumpf is done. it's over for him.
>>
when someone nicks my (You)s I just check the box that says their post is mine and then I actually get the (You)s lol

nice try, won't get one over on me that easily
>>
>>74950424
>The two favourites are are Leo Varadkar, the son of an Indian immigrant and a gay man and Simon Coveney, whose father was also a government minister.
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>>74950461
[image of a cartoon frog]
>>
http://imgur.com/SmntDHm
yes, dance, dance
without your images you have been reduced to nothing but worms
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>>74950459
>>74950473
1) sounds bretty based
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>>74950397
for real...
[image of that "100" emoji]
>>
>>74950457
not at all

were you around during george w's tenure?
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>>74950337
alright keep it clean
this is a blue board
>>
>>74950334
*bottles you and swipes your body under the rug*
have this one (you) filthy animal


p.s whats going in the vid?
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>>74950492
zlumpf makes dubya look like oscar wilde
>>
business idea: get to 2,000 posts in one thread like we did last time
>>
just got cyber bullied
>>
>>>/qa/1328590
>>
SUICIDE'S ON MY FUCKIN MIND
>>
>"Boris Johnson upsets worshippers at a Sikh temple"

>Everyone on the Left on Twitter bending over backwards and taking it up the arse for a foreign religion in our country.


It's so embarrassing to live here.
>>
watching babymetal
>>
business idea: democracy
>>
>>74950537
they're all foreign religions mate
>>
>>74950526
business idea: no
>>
>>74950519
he's 71. he's allowed to be old.
>>
>>74950459
Varadker is based. Cant wait for him to put the screws on all the welfare rats
>>
>>74950534
>/qa/ still exists
well what do you know
>>
1488
>>
dear freckly people (and i mean really freckly): is your dick just as freckly?
>>
having dinner at 6pm
>>
poo
>>
>>74950540
'nce
>>
>>74950552

not been in the country for a thousand years and followed by actual brits though.
>>
>having senile hypercapitalists as our leaders is ok guys
>>
>>74950583
no, I just have one on the right side about halfway up.
>>
>>74950552
nah m8 roman catholic is english af
>>
>>74950534
The absolute state of this sites management
>>
>>74950583
no
>>
>>74950552
except for catholicism
>>
would be devilish of janny to delete the thread right now desu
need a backup plan incase that happens, we go to /fr/ and post there
>>
>>74950583
no only areas exposed to the sun are freckly
>>
>>74950557
senile isn't so good though
his bumbling incompetence would be funny if he wasn't so powerful
>>
>>74950599
how many years is the cut off point. reckon it's about 200 for me
>>
have lots of freckles on the 'ms but none on the 'ce
>>
*commits white genocide*
>>
>>74950537
Literally a rasheed of the leftist calibre and this stuff passes me off, not that people are offended (who cares get over it) but that it's reported as if it's news.

One headline I saw said "Boris offends millions of Sikhs around the world". Millions of people, let alone Sikhs, around the world don't even know about this story yet...

I don't see why this gets coverage.
>>
>>74950620
>>>/int/cum
>>
delete this mate
>>
business idea: segregate the population based on IQ
>>
>>74950630
tbf the majority of the "incompetence" is so blown out of proportion
>>
>>74950672
why would you want to be part of an underclass?
>>
>>74950630
can't call him senile. not yet at least

reagan was a walking corpse during his 2nd term. trump wouldn't be the first geriatric president we've had. besides, i have just as much faith in trump's cabinet as i do in him. they obviously know what they're doing
>>
>>74950672
isnt that what scotland is for
>>
>>74950614
>>74950610
mongs
>>
>>74950605
>hypercapitalists
nothing wrong with this. everyone would rather live in Hong Kong than Cuba.
>>
stop killing the mandem
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>>74950599
State religion was literally invented by a man that couldn't divorce 450+/- years ago
>>
start killing the mandem
>>
>>74950679
did you know shrumpf doesnt even read his executive orders and he is the only one allowed to have 2 scoops of ice cream
>>
business idea: cut off age of 60 for presidents
>>
PSA: windows 10 now has its own screen dimming capabilities, so programs like f.lux are no longer necessary, and can cause bugs and weird interactions when used in tandem
>>
kill a few of the mandem
>>
kill some of the mandem
>>
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/864876628387790849
Looks like a new angle
>>
david cameron hates the mandem
>>
ignore the mandem
>>
>>74950672
nope
>>
mandem here, what are we up to this evening?
>>
>>74950696
*funds insurgency in your country*
*blames it on socialism*
>>
Day 5 without wanking and I already find more women attractive.
>>
kill the poor
>>
would like to live in singapore or dubai or some similar globalist city
>>
>everyone would rather live in Hong Kong than Cuba.
[bemused looking black feller]
>>
NEW
>>>/qa/1328590
>>>/qa/1328590
>>>/qa/1328590

WE'RE BEGGING HIROSHIMA TO DELETE /POL/
>>
Watching that vice documentary on the Scouse debt collector

The way he slaps up those juiceheads and makes them look like scared kids, omd pham
>>
new

>>74945257
>>74945257
>>74945257
>>
kill the rich
>>
>>74950610
>>74950614
p*pists out
>>
reckon my Podiatrist might want to shag me
>>
business idea: abolish democracy, section society off into themed teams a la 'The Warriors', and pit the teams against each other in a bloody battle royale to see who seizes power
>>
kill everyone except the Irish
>>
educate the mandem
>>
>just back from the hairdressers
>gave me THIS haircut
>look more JUST than the JUST meme

FML
>>
>>74950767
why would you want that
they'd all come here
>>
gonna be a fun couple of years watching the poor and stupid get poorer and stupider because of their own decisions e.g. brexit and harrumph
>>
need mo money fo dem programs
>>
>>74950734
>Tim actually wanks to Karen Carpenter
>>
How do I know if a man is a mandem?
>>
>>74950767
why, so they can shit up the rest of 4chan? fuck off
>>
>>74950749
muh americanz conspiracy
>>
>>74950755
>would like to live in singapore or dubai or some similar globalist city
why
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcr7cszxINk
>>
president doorknob shlunpf is a racist and a fool
>>
>>74950767
why would anyone want this?
they'd just flood /int/
>>
>>74950802
>>74950788
Yes.
>>
>>74950692
doesn't he appoint his cabinet from his own circle of super-rich mates?
>>
nigger
>>
>>74950808
FOCY (fuck off crypto yank)
>>
[picture of joe cox in place of the twin towers with the brexit bus approaching quickly]
>>
>>74950770
Do not
>>
zlumpf BTFO
>>
need a blonde goth gf
>>
>>74950813
peak of civilization innit
>>
>>74950829
bit racist
>>
>>74950837
that picture is horribly offensive
>>
>>74950837
Roaring
[image of The Chase man]
>>
>>74950814
me on the right
>>
would love a willy in my mouth
>>
*mentions alcohol in a sikh temple*
>>
remember when Sharon Stone opened a leg?
>>
make the mandem great again
>>
>>74950828
yeah but they're the good guys because they put the USA and its allies first unlike obama and his ilk who openly hated the US and worked against it :^)
>>
>>74950837
delete that pic mate
>>
fuck smumpf
>>
[picture of a scantily clad brown skinned woman with visible nipples]
>>
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>
GORNUL CHLUMPF, KKK
RACIST SEXIST ANTI-GAY
>>
My manager just had a team meeting with everyone in her team except me

She's leaving and wanted to say goodbye

She did come over and say "everyone in my team, go on idle and go to the meeting room for the team meeting"
But I just wasn't sure that it included me since it's not marked on my break sheet like it is for everyone else

When speaking to another manger, she asked "shouldn't you be in the team meeting?"
>>
Got offered a job in Cambridge, anyone from Cambridge?

I gotta move down in a few weeks but I do t know anything about the place, living in Newcastle but originally from Bristol.

Red pill me on Cambridge.
>>
A word can paint a thousand pictures

[braapppp.jpeg]
>>
>>74950892
good bait desu
>>
the mandem were never great
https://pics.onsizzle.com/roadmen-are-dying-over-postcodes-that-their-mothers-dont-even-3630938.png
>>
>Told by an IC source-now confirmed by legal source-that there is recorded evidence of criminal wrongdoing by each of Trump's adult children (except Tiffany)

hmmm interesting
>>
Absolutely mental that my own dear mammy squeezed out 9 babbies

Sometimes you really have to appreciate the strength of women
>>
>>74950919
That's racist mate. Don't sexualise brown women.

>>74950949
That
>>
>>74950949
Kek, should have gone desu
>>
>>74950957
>onsizzle.com
fuck off
>>
>>74950951
in Cambridge?
>>
>>74950951
Cambridge (/ˈkeJmbrJdʒ/[3] kaym-brij) is a university city and the county town of Cambridgeshire, England, on the River Cam about 50 miles (80 km) north of London. At the United Kingdom Census 2011, its population was 123,867, including 24,488 students.[4][5]

There is archaeological evidence of settlement in the area in the Bronze Age and in Roman Britain; under Viking rule, Cambridge became an important trading centre. The first town charters were granted in the 12th century, although city status was not conferred until 1951.

The University of Cambridge, founded in 1209, is one of the top five universities in the world.[6] The university includes the Cavendish Laboratory, King's College Chapel, and the Cambridge University Library. The city's skyline is dominated by the last two buildings, along with the spire of the Our Lady and the English Martyrs Church, the chimney of Addenbrooke's Hospital and St John's College Chapel tower. Anglia Ruskin University, evolved from the Cambridge School of Art and the Cambridgeshire College of Arts and Technology, also has its main campus in the city.

Cambridge is at the heart of the high-technology Silicon Fen with industries such as software and bioscience and many start-up companies born out of the university. More than 40% of the workforce has a higher education qualification, more than twice the national average. The Cambridge Biomedical Campus, one of the largest biomedical research clusters in the world, is soon to be home to AstraZeneca, a hotel and the relocated Papworth Hospital.[7]

Parker's Piece hosted the first ever game of Association football. The Strawberry Fair music and arts festival and Midsummer Fairs are held on Midsummer Common, and the annual Cambridge Beer Festival takes place on Jesus Green. The city is adjacent to the M11 and A14 roads, and Cambridge station is less than an hour from London King's Cross railway station.
>>
milking my nigger
>>
>>74950951
spent an afternoon there and it was really lovely

not sure how living there is like though
>>
danelad is like a parody of a jewish globalist who advocates racemixing and open borders yet he actually exists
>>
>>74950974
*beats the shit out of your mother with my superior man-strength*

pshhh, yeah, real strong
>>
???????????????
>>
nigging my milker
>>
>trump gets impeached
>pence becomes president
>electroshock therapy of faggots becomes mandatory
cannae wait
>>
>>74950980
What if I wasn't supposed to attend? I'd look silly then
>>
>>74950983
https://pics.onsizzle.com/me-when-rupauls-me-the-rest-of-the-year-drag-17548684.png
>>
>>74951003
there is nothing wrong with "racemixing"
>>
anime

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>>74950974
>be a man
>have an appendage which squirts white magic juice after a couple of minutes of operation, which then causes women to swell up over a 9 month period before they shit out a small living human in excruciating pain
Now that's power
>>
ONLY NOW JUST REALISED IMAGES ARE DISABLED

state of me
>>
>>74951010
nice picture of ur accomplishments lmao
>>
DO NOT REPLY TO IT
>>
>>74951003
has he ever advocated for open borders?
>>
??????????????? ???????????????
>>
yfw you've been crypto-paki'd
>>
>>74951014
You're in her team? Maybe she forgot about you
>>
>>74950985
The job is in Cambridge city centre, i guess I'll live in or around Cambridge centre...

>>74950995
>Parker's Piece
Saw that place, didn't know what it was until now though, thanks
>arts festival
Sounds like some hippy shit, think it's near where I'm gonna be working
>>
>>74951024
yes there is
>>
[image of jay cartwright]
>ONLY NOW JUST REALISED IMAGES ARE DISABLED
>>
>>74951077
How could she forget? There are 10 of us at most and she had me in for a disciplinary just yesterday

What's fucked up is this newer guy was invited and I think he even got a gift
>>
IMAJUN MAI SHARK WHEN I REALISE IMAGES ARE DISABLED
>>
>>74951124
FUCK OFF PAKI FAGGOT MENTALLY ILL CUNT
>>
>>74951099
i think you're just bitter all the girls you like get pummelled by black lads on the regs
shagging a black girl is a win for whitey desu
>>
>>74951063
not sure
but this is him banging on about the so-called rorkes

http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/rorkes/country/de/page/3/
>>
>>74951124
What percentage of what you say is true and what percentage is untrue? Just an average, just a guess, no specifics, no need to verify, just take a guess. Ow much is pure shite and how much is just real drivel?
>>
>>74951151
that's amazing
>>
uhhh

last time i checked

this was meant to be

an IMAGE board

sort it out

or else
>>
>>74951124
I dunno maybe she wanted someone on the phones
>>
???????????????
>>
>>74951150
Literally got head and fingered a black hijabi in a park in Melbourne.
>>
>>74951150
>mention racemixing
>lefties automatically start talking about bmwf
ah yes
>>
Some paki bitch pushed in front of me on the queue to board the train
Hate how entitled they are

As revenge
I'm sitting opposite her on this table seat and stretching my legs out
Thought sitting next to her would be too much

>>74951165
100% is true
>>
>>74951151
Why's man in Germany
>>
>>74951150
difference between fucking them and having a black baby you runtoid
>>
>>74951217
he loves refugees
>>
>>74951205
you're a paki
>>
>>74951184
Yeah, she had to arrange this with the planning team

But what difference does 1 person make when there are several other people on the phones as they're not on her team
>>
been nursing this pint for ages but it's not going down
>>
>>74951196
i mean thats the one that pisses you off isn't it haha
jealous lil white boi
>>
Saw some MILF arsecrack on the train the other day
>>
>>74951248
you're a fucking white male
>>
>>74951257
fanny
>>
>>74951250
What sort of job/industry is it, Monica?

Also you've probably answered this before but how did you choose the name Monica?
>>
??????????????? ???????????????
>>
>>74951277
it's the first of the day
they get drunk progressively quicker
>>
>>74951229
righto and posting pictures of black girls means you actually want to have a baby with them? try keep up sweaty xx
>>
??????????????? ???????????????
>>
>>74951271
70% of "Aussies" have Aboriginal DNA
>>
>>74951264
nice projecting, cuckio
>>
on a wednesday
>>
what was the record for the most posts in 1 /brit/ thread?
>>
??????????????? ??????????????? ???????????????
>>
??????????????? ???????????????
>>
Love pints. Simple as.
>>
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/rorke/country/de/page/6/
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/rorke/country/dk/page/4/
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/rorkes/country/dk/page/2/

even more posts from him talking about rorkes
>>
Cuckio
>>
hello ???????????????reddit
>>
anyone care to hazard a guess as to the outcome of tim's meeting today?
>>
>>74951308
got a black gf haha
what about you? any gf?
>>
>>74951344
hello
>>
>>74951279
>What sort of job/industry is it, Monica?
Call centre, the best one in the UK, probably
Nice environment

>Also you've probably answered this before but how did you choose the name Monica?
I feels it's race neutral and it just feels right, it's not overly cute or edgy, it's just me
>>
>>74951332
what an angry little man
>>
??????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????
>>
>>74951361
he got out alive about an hour ago

i'd except carolina on my mind eta another hour or so
>>
>>74951304

umm "racemixing" implies having a child petal xxxxx
>>
Hate images.
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>>74951332
even more links on which i shall not be clicking
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>>74951362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol6GA4dMZw4
>>
>>74951376
Cool, what sort of call centre? Inbound, outbound, sex line? Haha hahahahaha just kidding I know you wouldn't whore yourself like that babe, what sort?
>>
>>74951392
tell that to this lad not me >>74951003
>>
>>74951404
what's the point in not opening links when there's no images to see
>>
remember: the narwhal bacons at midnight
>>
>>74951416
are jared
>>
should be rivising but honestly and dearly cba
>>
>>74951432
just keeping to my overarching policy of never, NEVER clicking links itt
>>
>>74951099
there is no place for you in the mixed race world to come, cumskin
>>
Wait, so you can't upload images?

Where will the threads come from then?
>>
>>74951420
Inbound

Only the lowest of the low work outbound
That stuff is often just commission based

My stats are amazing, literally the best in the department
>>
>>74951332
lol imagine actualky stalking someone on the archives of a korean painting forum
must've riled you up good
>>
>>74951466
they won't until the 'chon is fixed

so now we get into a competition with the rest of the generals on /int/ to get more posts than them

last time this happened, we raced against /sverigetraden/ through hyperposting
>>
>>74951466
>Where will the threads come from then?
Nowhere
We're stuck here until the chink fixes it
>>
>>74951475
Alri Trump
>>
>>74951499
Will the threads still die with nothing to replace them?

Could this be hiro decanting 4chan on users?
>>
hate the right
>>
righto fuck it let's post HARD
>>
can tell runts have slowed down posting because they think the new will be up at any moment
sad
let's get to 1000
>>
>>74951524
no, pages will stay on page 10 and won't fall off the catalogue
>>
>>74951516
howling at this little spastic
>>
poley post face
>>
oh shit the thread I made this morning is still up
>>
i love shitposting.
>>
hate the right
love the left
not leftist just don't like em simple as
>>
>>74951557
reddit
>>
Happy International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia
>>
>>74951531
i'm certain we got to 2000 last time

but alright, baby steps. 1k for now
>>
>>74951565
>>74951565
>>74951532
>>74951516
state of these mongs
>>
/401k/
>>
weather here is really nice
>>
>>74951576
2398 with 8 images

I'd post the pic but obviously jiro has made that impossible
>>
just posting as fast as humanly probably
>>
posting for the sake of it

refuse to make sense anymore
>>
whats the weather like where you are lads
>>
Hope this little clusterfuck makes everyone appreciate long threads and stop with the new thread autism whenever we get to 301 posts
>>
dont get whats happening

is it that image error again?
>>
been playing heroes of the storm recently
I quite like it (which is good considering I hate all the other games in that genre)
>>
hello boys former newfag from britpol here how do you do?
>>
will it get better, /birt/?

>>74951648
nah it's different
>>
wondering what it would be like fucking a hairy nigger arsehole
their pubes are like a scouring pad, it could hurt or it could feel good
>>
>>74951664
i meant tripfag not newfag
>>
hate the left just hate them simple as
>>
>>74951664
we don't want to talk to you
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNW5V5ng-2E

seems they haven't sectioned him
>>
>>74951644
lots of rain
>>
FUCK black people

>>74951682
doxxed
>>
why do wogs have coarse hair lads

don't really understand desu
>>
>>74951676
gulag
>>
>>74951678
me neither lol im gonna suicide in june.

got my plane ticket booked, im doing it in switzerland so i can at least die in a decent place
>>
>>74951696
my nigger mate has afros over his nipples because his nipple hair is so niggy
>>
lads got trapped in my room again
>>
>>74951714
hurry the fuck up and leave us alone in the meantime?
>>
http://news.sky.com/story/irish-pm-enda-kenny-to-retire-as-fine-gael-leader-10881714
Do you accept Niggers here?
>>
tfw robin thicke fan even tho I'm a permavirgin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s2_QLjF2Vs
>>
>>74951696
genetics cause them to have asymmetrical hair follicles
(rather than symmetrical ones which cause straight hair)
>>
business idea: dignitas but for bollocks
>>
pakis and chinks don't have coarse hair so why do niggers

really cannot fathom the reason why
>>
>>74951731
ok sorry for bothering you
>>
Bugger off
>>
Really like this no images no new gimmick

How do you do it lads?
>>
willies and bumholes lol

would love a cheeky lad to clean my dirty phimosis cock rn xxxxx
>>
>>74951770
evolution bro
>>
business idea: break image boards
>>
>>74951770
pakis are cascoids
chinks are mongoids
niggs are negroids
>>
Going to vote Lib Dem and there's fuck all you little shits can do to stop me
>>
who here /phimo/?
>>
>>74951757
>>74951783
but why

what is the purpose of that
>>
Which one of your YouTube names is sir Arthur duke of Wellington??
>>
>>74951770
>>74951797
genetics and random mutations
it's like blue eyes or green eyes
it's just a random mutation
>>
give you sex therapy
>>
>>74951811
No comment officer
>>
>>74951797
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-textured_hair#Evolution
>>
>>74951824
absolute retard
>>
so what exactly is the purpose of not making a new?
>>
>>74951797
evolution doesn't need a purpose
>>
from /britfeel/ here lads

just thinking about sucking all the lads willies here and ingesting their delicious ooze lol.. xx
>>
>>74951848
You can't make a new when images don't upload you silly fat wanker
>>
>>74951827
[image of the scoreboard from the World Cup 2014 semifinal]
>>
>>74951841
what's wrong with my statement, yank?
>>
>>74951863
Was wondering if it was just me who couldn't upload images. Just got on
>>
new

>>74933844
>>74933844
>>74933844
>>
>>74951871
he probably got caught intelligent design at school
>>
>>74951860
want a pic? x
[picture of an incredibly rubbish, tiny willy]
>>
>>74946887
>>74946887
>>74946887
migrate here lads
just pretend it's /brit/
>>
>>>/news/

OI

THESE LOT CAN STAT THREADS WITHOUT AN OP PIC
>>
>>74951871
nothing actually
>>
just break the reply limit instead dipshits
>>
>>74951883
>>74951894
shan't
>>
>>74951894
fucking epic!!!
>>
>>74945293
is that bob Mortimer 2nd from the left on the back row
>>
radiator on full blast
windows wide open

I am global warming
>>
shall be going off to reddit now lads, At least I can make threads and upload images there.

Shall not be missing you wankers one bit.
>>
>>74951883
>>74951894
FUCK OFF
this is the best thread we've had in ages without interruption
>>
Business idea: Start going into everyone else's general and treat it as /brit/. Colonise the whole board.
>>
>>74951939
alri nigel
>>
>>74951939
REDDIT WANKER LOVES HIS REDDITS
>>
>>74951894
>>74951883
get FUCKED
all threads should last as long as this one
>>
the norwegians are still beating us by post replies lads

let's catch up
>>
>>74951942
Reverse business idea: invite everyone from other generals to /brit/ to break the record
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ubGf5mFvs

you arrive in Newcastle
>>
>>74951942
Epic bro
>>
>>74951962
nah
>>
Serious question. Why was it acceptable for Britain to colonize 25% of the planet, but not acceptable for Germany to annex ethnic German territories like the Sudetenland in the 1930s?

thanks lads
>>
>>74951975
because we won

end of
>>
Just suddenly remembered the time in primary school when I pushed a kid and he fell over on purpose and began to fake-cry and I got bollocked by a teacher

I'd turn his face into fucking paste today if I could remember his name
>>
>>74951971
Not you. Wouldn't colonise /eire/ if it was the last thread up on all of 4chan?
>>
>>74951975
because germany was forbidden from doing that under the treaty of versailles
>>
>>74951962
we already had an entire 310+ thread so we're winning, this was an old dupe thread
>>
Got a GP appointment tomorrow

Not sure if I still want to ask for antidepressants
>>
>>74951998
Cool,that's really awesome bro

Heil brittaniae ennit
>>
>>74951975
because they're german
>>
fuck norway
>>
>>74952022
Mboko the cuckold hiding in another country's thread.
>>
>>74951975
Both are acceptable, and should happen today
>>
>>74951860
> hangs his head in shame
t. a fellow /britfeele/er
>>
>>74952019
you said a few days ago you were already on them, stupid fucking pathological liar
>>
>he has black box insurance
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>74951967
He's a good MC for sure bro
>>
we beat the norwegians

now we aim for 1,000
>>
Shawty, Shawty it's your body

We can do can do can do

(sex therapy)

Shawty, Shawty it's your body we can do whatever you like

(sex therapy)

Just let me love you, lay right here

girl, don't be scared of me

Give you sex therapy, Give you sex therapy
>>
>>74952058
>>>/autism/
>>
mums going to the chippy
anyone want owt?
>>
/brit/ got about 2500 replies in 2015/2016
>>
>>74952052
Actually I said I was on magnesium
>>
>500 replies
[picture of tim farron looking worried]
>>
>>74952079
chips
>>
briefcase wanker
>>
>>74952079
pineapple fritter la'
>>
>>74952083
All them gurners you take ribena?
>>
>>74952039
Whatever bro

>>74952053
The black box on mine broke and they haven't checked and I'm still on the black box payroll
>>
>>74952097
*has MI6 kill you*
>>
>>74952079
chips
>>
Not trying to be edgy, but I see nothing wrong with Europe and the United States colonizing the entire planet. What ever happened to the right of the conqueror?
>>
Dr Pavel I'm CIA
>>
>americans call their presidents nuclear briefcase "the football"

ah yes america
>>
>>74952118
don't reply to it
>>
>>74952119
Mboko the cuckold
>>
>>74952118
What's a gurner?
>>
>only 87 posters

bit tame

anyone know where other brits on the 'chon tend to congregate?

i've invited brit/pol/, /britfeel/, brit/cgl/, brit/o/, uk/soc/
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNW5V5ng-2E
NEW TIM
NEW TIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNW5V5ng-2E
>>
Why does this have 500+ posts and no pictures
>>
>>74952166
ecstasy
>>
>>74952154
>colonizing
fuck off yank
>>
>>74952162
Epic burn my brothamane!
>>
>>74952182
try brit lgbt lad xx
>>
itsa me!
>>
>>74952184
hiroshima has made some changes
>>
>>74952182
fuck off
we don't need those utter spastics
>>
>>74952184
yeah XDDDDD I WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON XDDD
this has never happened before!!!!!! i'm going back to ???????????????reddit this site sux!!!!!!!
>>
fucking twat
>>
>>74952196
Mboko
>>
chon been done shited up all day ffs
>>
i never sleep in the daytime
>>
used to exclusively browse /pol/, now I exclusively browse /int/, /brit/ in particular
>>
>>74952183
oh wow can't wait to watch some boring nutter drone on about nothing for 20 minutes, how truly fascinating
*slaps your beer out of your hands and walks off*
>>
http://www.gridwatch.templar.co.uk/

who /autism/ here
>>
>>74952238
Feen cunt
>>
>>74952255
*smashes the bottle and threatens to stab you with it*
>>
Is this the real thread?
>>
>>74952252
exactly the same here
except not exclusive /int/ aha
>>
there are jews in the world, there are buddhists
there are mormons and hindus and then
there are those that follow mohammed
but i've never been one of themmmm
>>
Mboko the Nigerian hiding in Ireland
>>
>>74952284
is he muslim
>>
>>74952252
why did you leave /pol/
>>
>>74952154
You ruined it for everyone you shit
>>
Enza what?
>>
>>74952303
>>74952284
hes just an edgy white kid who does sociology or something

or he's jewish
>>
>>74952303
Yea
>>
very depressed at being kept in the same thread so long. reminds me of an episode of rick and morty, actually
>>
do you lads reckon May browses /brit/?

can see her pooposting
>>74952316
because they're retards
>>74952323
thanks
>>
>>74952252
fuck off liam
>>
If you lads got a puppy what would you name it?
>>
>>74952348
>because they're retards
fair enough tbf
>>
>>74952354
That's not me
>>
>>74952335
Na, he's a Nigerian in Lurgan I think
>>
>>74952360
Tito
>>
>>74952354
EXCELLENT post
>>
>>74952360
Runt
>>
Whose are nearest competitor in post race lads?
>>
>>74952391
what?
>>
>>74952376
is he a niggerian
>>
>>74952360
cuckio
>>
>>74952391
technically the norwegians but it's actually the finns since they're posting actively
>>
>>74952388
Like Father like puppy I see
>>
>>74952373
>That's not me
[skepta.png]
>>
alri lads time to get a (You) count going

I have 11, but I came on only 20 mins ago or so
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMjk0xbge4k
>>
>557 posts

wat
>>
>>74952432
OH FUCK YES HOLY SHIT I NEED TO WANK MY FUCKING COCK OFF NOW
>>
>>74952436
no images
no new threads
>>
>>74952436
I like it, I wish we could do this all the time
>>
Not gonna break 1000 this time lads
>>
No, but my farts do
>>
Just cleaned out 5 years of accumulated dust and shite from the inside of my laptop and it's running like a beaut

extremely nice to be able to have more than three things going on at once without the fans going apeshit

the amount of dust and skin particles jammed in the internal vents was DISGUSTING
>>
>>74952436
NEWWWWW
>>
>>74952430
Sitting on a pretty 25 myself
>>
THIS THREAD IS TOO LONG


EVERYONE IN HERE


>>74945257
>>74945257
>>74945257
>>
business idea: fix the fucking site
>>
>>74952483
FUCK OFF THREADSPLITTING RETARD
>>
>>74952455
want to do this but i'm scared i'll either snap something delicate or not be able to put it back together
feels bad
>>
what to order from the chipper lads

kebab?
>>
>>74952452
defeatist attitude
>>
>>74952495
Threadsplitting in this situation only matters to people who are autistically trying to get more posts than another general
>>
>>74952325
D E N I N O
E
N
I
N
O
>>
Post your willy lads

8=======D
(mine)
>>
>>74952391
difficult to say, but we're the only thread without a single image reply; thats gotta count for something
>>
did you know that 'if' is the middle word of 'life'
>>
bill nye is a fucking genius

https://youtu.be/Wllc5gSc-N8
>>
>>74952495
you can't thread split when new threads can't be created LOL
>>
>>74952423
their not even close [Oswald Mosley laughing]
>>
>>74952462
Only on 13 myself
replying to you because I don't want to give the yank one haha
>>
>>74952507
bit racist mate, hoho
>>
>>74952432
finally! a prostate exam. im not trying to be weird,but I love it when a girl doctor touches me down there. I get hard AF. especially last time I went this sexy Dr. slid her ice cold hands not completely down ,but like under my stomach and pelvis area
>>
>>74952520
8=======(phimosis)D
>>
once did a 1000 post long thread just with my own posts . mods never caught on
>>
>>74952503
I was paranoid at first but it was literally just removing the back cover plate (9 screws) and then blowing all the shit out with a little squeezy air puffer thing, was a breeze (haha get it)
>>
What's going on lads, why is this thread at nearly 600 posts? Wagie here.
>>
poster below is bent
>>
>>74952483
fuck of- wait a second I wonder if we could get both threads to 1000 before the other cunts. It would defo be a better race
>>
>>74952526
i would fuck all of them tbf
>>
>>74952455
did you just open the back panel or open the fan
>>74952503
its easy, just dont kill it with shock . ground your hands on something
>>
>>74952596
bender
>>
why are we still in this thread

can we not make the new?
>>
anyone else from the great /sp/ migration?
>>
>>74952596
bender
>>
>>74952559
Nice
>>
>>74952596
no, we must concentrate our efforts
>>
>>74952596
bender
>>
>>74952599
just the back panel, the fan blades are accessible without opening the fan case up

also the fans themselves weren't even particularly bad - it was the air intake and exhaust vents that were completely clogged
>>
>>74952617
I came after that, what happened?
>>
>>74952526
>2000 likes
>123,000 dislikes

holy shit
>>
Who /his/ here
>>
gf just sent me this

(O_O)
>>
>>74952616
what do you think you down syndrome fucking cunt
>>
>>74952569
>t. chad
>>
someone make a new
>>
these low quality posts remind me of the old 600/700 bump limit threads
>>
will not be contributing to this thread
>>
Going the shop. Not getting anyone 'owt but when I get back I expect the threads to be working
>>
Saw some runt walking along with a Lambert and Butler brolly.
>>
>>74952526
don't think I've ever seen a like/dislike ratio as bad as that before

have no idea who bill nye or what this is though so I don't care
>>
This is a big thread
>>
>>74952613
>cumming to a slow general to make yours faster
>>
>>74952671
fuck off you mewling reprobate

i'll heem your ballbag into next week, FOY
>>
>>74952526
imagine being in the audience for that
wasn't even funny
>>
>>74952676
No, he's from the UK
>>
>>74952637
>>74952674
>>
prossie might be on the cards tonight if I get as smashed as I'm planning
>>
>>74952719
What happened to not doing that anymore?
>>
gf just sent me this

*pretend there's a picture of a gorgeous slag with bountiful chebs posted along with this post*
>>
>>74952719
how much are you planning to spend laddo?
>>
>>749527549nonce
>>
>>74952750
(me)
>>
>>74952613
this is embarassing, we're fine on our own
>>
>>74952719
gross
>>
>>74952749
lol nonce
kys you'reself twat
>>
*blocks your path*
>>
>>74952714
would be cringing the entire time
>>
hi
>>
wonder how janny is doing
>>
hello cunts
>>
the 'xiety has been terrible today but i'm trying to stay off the 'enzos so i'm soldering through it
>>
>>74952773
youre about 100m posts off
>>
why are the pics fucked up

i cant upload
>>
>>74952778
*hugs you*
>>
sucking a nigger tonight
>>
>>74952790
doing fuck all more like
>>
post
>>
>>74952773
>>74952778
>>74952785
>>74952795
hi! fuck off!
>>
>>74952712
FOY
>>
>>74952819
the true american way
>>
>>74952829
no you fuck off

how was your day?
>>
>>74952735
got problems
>>74952742
£70 for half an hour probably
>>
>>74952816
works for me. try updating your ipad Andrew x heard Steve Job put out new software xx
>>
i just want to upload my animu pics

fuck you gookmoot
>>
Are we gonna get comfy and watch the footy together in an hour? :3
>>
Poo
>>
going to take out my frustrations on noobs in league of legends

going to be really toxic

i'm 32 btw
>>
>>74952856
have you considered sending the £70 to princess chelsea instead
>>
I'm thankful that there are no anime images being uploaded

Maybe we're better off without images. Only problem is no slags
>>
>tfw no qt mod gf
>>
Wank
>>
>>74952855
it was going ok before all these JFs showed up
>>
>>74952861
i'm posting from a shite hp laptop
>>
dont read this post
>>
>>74952819
really?
>>
>>74952856
>£70 for half an hour probably
bit expensive lad, why dont you try thee old 5 finger discount
>>
>>74952881
no I wank over her >for free
>>
>>74952833
im irish
>>
might order a wife through the post
>>
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
what the fuck is going on?
>>
[wojak, his eyes wide open]

HIRO!!!
FIX IT NOW!!!!!
>>
dicks pulsing from cuming so hard
>>
>>74952910
Usually spend £50 or £60 on an eastern European but might treat myself to an authentic British slag
>>
>Mersey feat: world's biggest wind turbines go online near Liverpool
>Danish company Dong Energy

screaming
>>
might order a knife through my throat
>>
another american is here!
>>
>>74952819
bit gay
>>
>>74952937
CHI
>>
>>74952944
We're gonna make it to 1000 posts la
>>
>>74952885
[image of haruhi leaning into camera looking unimpressed]
>>
fuck niggers
>>
mam we just got the christmas bonus
it's a christmas miracle
>>
[picture of a cute twink dressed in girls clothes]

NEED a feminine bf
>>
>>74952957
seen any you like?
>>
>>74952958
Are you posting in this response to Dong Energy being mentioned last night or is it a mental coincidence?
>>
lambrini
>>
[fat paki slag, her arse bare]

***********BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPFPPPFTPFPTPFPFPTPFTPTPFP*******
>>
is your boss competent?
>>
I'm leaving because I can't post images, this general sucks
>>
>>74952998
was not here yesterday
>>
>>74952991
[picture of cute nails that were just painted]
you got one
>>
>>74952958
>At least no one noticed my tshirt
*martin_wearing_dong_energy.jpg*
>>
nofap
>>
>>74952974
hmm let me think about it
>>
sitting in the pub on my own

this bloke just clocked me checking out his daughters arse
>>
Drumpf impeachment proceedings going to be starting soon lads
>>
wish someone would decapitate me in one fell swoop using a katana after i disembowel myself with a tanto
>>
Doing a Bjork listen. Review: it's alright
>>
>>74953040
Pics
>>
might be holding your hand but i'm holding it loose
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNW5V5ng-2E

(cont. - 'I Surrender' - 'Show Me the Way' - improvisation - with Guitar)
... an Lionel Richie song then Beethoven and a Beatles song and also some improvisation on Piano ... my Guitar improvisation for Rainbow and Peter Frampton covers then some Guitar improvisation - Gibson Les Paul Guitar & Yamaha Amplifier ... Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 17 May 2017 ...
- I show an 'Oxford Health' appointment which I was forced in to today
- I show the PMT bought Gibson Guitar lead which was delivered to me about mid-day 27 April 2017
- I explain how on 27 April 2017 between then and 12:30 someone tried to deliver a 'Papa Johns' pizza to my flat which I did not order
- I mention how when I moved into my flat I was not given a key I was repeatedly promised - which still causes me problems! I have since repeatedly asked for it also - Fladgate removers were inconvenienced by this
- I show strange positioning of laundry outside my window 7 May 2017 during my first Piano video
- I show a strange letter sent to me 8 May 2017
- I mention I recently applied for a USA Green Card
>>
>>74953035
i'm trying to do that
not successful
>>
>>74953046
nice. what album are you listening to? I personally love Post and Vespertine.
>>
>>74953040
Could you do an ASCII art of the daughter's arse for me lad? x
>>
JUST SMASHED £100 ON TRUMP GETTING IMPEACHED @ 2/1

FUCKING LOVE FREE MONEY
>>
I'm the 700th post
>>
>>74953046
violently happy
>>
[picture of les claypool playing his bass]

*plays the bass*
>>
>>74953042
GORLAN BLOMPF BTFO
>>
no porn no fap no 4chan no internet no technology no shelter
>>
[large chebs]

haha alri lads
>>
>>74953061
Does it count if you edge but don't cum?
>>
Doing my bit for the empire
>>
>>74953083
Fuck off you lying cunt that was 701
>>
>>74953071
>the STATE of those odds
>Actually doing it
>Thinking you'll win
WEW
>>
Will Trump go to jail?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmDBiR8nUrs
CHOOON
>>
i can do 1000 now
>>
>>74953131
yes
>>
hope trump gets impeached just so all the trumptard mongs on reddit get btfo
>>
Yes hello
>>
>>74953131
Richard white people don't go to jail here

It's in the Constitution
>>
>>74953066
You've mistakenly left your tripcode on haha
Homogenic, couple v interesting tracks but not the best of the albums ive heard this week
>>
look ma no hands!
*sharts*
>>
>>74953131
He'll be in Guantanamo Bay if he carries on like this
>>
Wew what a nice general
>>
>>74953131
lock him up

trump for prison
>>
>>74953162
Rich
>>
/brit/ more like /shit/

hahahahahahaha
>>
consider myself a bit of a legend in /brit/
>>
>>74953189
this
im outta here
>>
>>74953189
>>74953203
fuck off back to africa
>>
>>74953035
*posts huge chebs*
>>
>>74953199
same
>>
*gets schwifty*
>>
>>74953211
Edgy..
>>
>>74953199
If this is football yank just fuck off
Everyone hates you apart from that villa twat
>>
>>74953211
>h-help us get 1000 posts please
>fuck off! >:(
okay
>>
how is there so many posts?
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>
/brit/ more like /cuckolds/

HAHAHAHHAHA
>>
[picture of my arsehole]
>>
>>74953258
can't make new threads
>>
>>74953040
what do you do when you sit in a pub alone?
>>
>>74953258
image machine broke
>>
Odds I kms
Evens I kms
>>
>>74953248
I'm over here lad

*waves from the other side of the room*
>>
hiro more like shit lmao
cant even keep the site running
>>
>>74953264
genuinely laughed
>>
looking forward to when trump get impeached, the /pol/ butthurt is going to be hilarious
>>
>>74953288
come nam
>>
>>74953281
sip your pint, stare at your phone and stealthily glance at the peng ting
>>
looking forward to when trump get impeached, the /pol/ butthurt is going to be hilarious
>>
[picture of brendan fraser clearly in distraught]

off to work lads
>>
tim's back

https://youtu.be/oNW5V5ng-2E

wonder what exactly went down at his meeting today
>>
>>74953281
drink tequila until you black out
>>
choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSD11dnphg0
>>
*opens the door*
braaappppp
*closes it*
>>
the soviet union will crush you all, degenerate western faggots
>>
>>74953114
:(
>>
[image of kek smiling]

Trump will NOT get impeached.
>>
>>74953328
Basically this

Sometimes watch the game if it's on
>>
death to america
allahu akbar
>>
ITT: We all live in the same house.
>>
AA
>>
was in the uni library earlier and i could see a girl's black thong

was pretty nice looking at it
>>
New housemate's moved in lads. Now it's just another person I've got to avoid when I make rare trips to the kitchen. NOT happy desu
>>
hiromoot
goot
gookmoot
hiroshimoot
hiroshima nagasaki
mook
>>
>>74953387
going to the kitchen, anyone want 'owt?
>>
[image of christopher minz-plasse]

>was in the uni library earlier and i could see a girl's black thong

>was pretty nice looking at it
>>
>>74953387
*eats all your food*
*doesn't fess up to it*
>>
/brits/
more like /bricks/

haha
>>
all harrumph had to do was go through with his campaign agenda and none of this would've happened
>>
>>74953335
raging he has a better guitar than me, how on earth can this walking sack of mental illness afford it
>>
Fucking hell Theresa May is so autistic and uncharismatic. Can't think of a luckier politician, she was in the right place at the right time to take over the Tories.
>>
would love to have female housemates. I imagine anytime I'd leave my room and encounter them they'd admire my looks and want to fuck me
>>
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1444/24/1444248041773.jpg
>>
Don't know anything about Lithuania other than the fact that their poor people immigrated here in the late 1800s and we abused them for their labor
>>
>>74953452
fucking your housemate is nearly always a bad idea
>>
Lithuania more like African flag, African IQ, African standard of living and African suicide rates

haha
>>
>>74953452
no you don't
girls are messy cunts
>>
I'd love to have a big, strong masculine male flatmate to softly dominate me
>>
>home from work
>750 posts

what's all this then? janny on one of his nut bursting sessions?
>>
what do you think of the robin hood gardens lads?

demolish or refurbish?
>>
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4511596/JME-endorsed-Corbyn-tweeted-Jews-sweating.html#comments

daily mail's going at jme for hanging out with jezza
>>
[picture of jay from the inbetweeners]

>would love to have female housemates. I imagine anytime I'd leave my room and encounter them they'd admire my looks and want to fuck me
>>
>home from work
>750 posts

what's all this then? janny on one of his nut bursting sessions?
>>
Ask Tim a question:
0-10: Yes
11-20: No
21-30: Maybe
31-40: I don't know
41-50: Can you repeat the question?
51-60: Yes, but only in the dark
61-70: For you
71-80: Fuck off
81-90: 4
91-100: Only on the bus
Dubs: You are all faggots
Trips: Leave and never return
>>
>brits can't rhyme

haha

/brit/ more like /mena/

hahahahahahaha
>>
>>74953452
i wish i had a female friend to cuddle with and smell
>>
>>74953529
am i cute?
>>
>getting hair cut by a qt
>can feel her soft chebs against your back

definitely going to have a wank to her later lads
>>
>>74953529
Did you smash in Santa Barbara?
>>
[vaping man wearing a hat, oddly shaped sunglasses]

>would love to have female housemates. I imagine anytime I'd leave my room and encounter them they'd admire my looks and want to fuck me
>>
want to smoke some mari ji wanas but don't know how
>>
>>74953529
How many children have you nonced?
>>
>>74953558
aw
>>
amma make et look sexxy
>>
What goes through Tim's mind when he wakes up in the morning?
>>
thoughts?
>>
>>74953452
female housemates are just dickheads and are literally no fun allowed
>>
>[vaping man wearing a hat, oddly shaped sunglasses]
[vaping man wearing a hat, oddly shaped sunglasses]
>>
Who is Tim?
>>
>>74953592
Get yourself a rolling machine and some papers
>>
Will London be the next Constantinople?
>>
wtf is this fidget spinner meme? do you lads have one?
>>
[Barbara Palvin in a swimsuit]

who /barb/ here?
>>
>>74953628
good post
yes
>>
>>74949200
>>74949200
kube
kerrl
frick
goebbels
hitler
rohm
gohring
darre
himmler
hess
>>
>>74953633
yea
>>
impeach drumpf
>>
*flaunting my priveldge*
>>
Shall be claiming the big 1k post just so you all know. Wouldn't even bother trying if I were you.
>>
807 for kill all whiteys
>>
oi oi
>>
Give me a welch bf pls.
>>
>tfw no strong, masculine, muscular male (((((friend))))) to softly dominate me and use me as a toy
>>
might nick this pint glass and walk down Edinburgh high street finishing my pint
>>
>>74953702
>>
Qu'est-ce qui se passe dans ce fil?
>>
>>74953522
Why do Corbynites think that every vaguely critical news article about their dear leader is some sort of coordinated sinister personal attack? He atracts criticism because he's a horrible joke, not because there's some fucking conspiracy
>>
Reckon there should be a one state solution: greater Israel
>>
>>74953626
how do i get the mari ji wanars
>>
in all honesty
hate pakis
>>
ExtraTorrent has permanently shut down. The abrupt decision was announced a few hours ago in a brief message posted on the site's homepage. This means that after the demise of KickassTorrents and Torrentz.eu, the torrent community must say farewell to another major player.
>>
ENGLAND
A SHIT
>>
>>74953706
that's a basic bitch level of thinking
>>
>>74953717
Ask your black friend I'm sure he knows
>>
>>74953728
this
>>
curious as to what people on here think about donald trump now that he's been president for a while
seems a bit out of his depth desu
>>
Ў
>>
The 1k is a fantastic opportunity for me to assert myself as a market leader in gimmicks
>>
anyone else sometimes get lumps on their head that itch? can pick them off
>>
Aaaaggghh why am I still alive
>>
why yes hello
>>
>>74949076
Excellent post
>>
>>74953694
do you WANT the community support officers to beat you to death with a spoon, you madman?
>>
>>74953749
Still love him tbqh
>>
whites are submissive cucks with inferior and recessive genes
>>
fu kouda
>>
IMAGES ARE BACK
>>
>>74953728
calling the gendarmerie
>>
>>74953749
i think he is a kike who works with the kikes and any opposition to him from the media is all manufactured
>>
>>74953774
how's this shit not 404 yet?
>>
thoughts on the gf

https://i.gyazo.com/835338d17604cfde40e5b378474ae16c.png
>>
>>74953764
ask myself the same question every day
>>
>>74953706
i think people are frustrated about this one because the author has gone at jme like he's this disgusting antisemite when the guy was just fucking about on twitter
it's unironically fake news
>>
>>74953787
Hello, Albania
>>
Who is gonna be the 1,000th post?
>>
Posting in a paki thread.
>>
850 get
>>
/brit/
more like /1million indians and indians in denial/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_groups_in_the_United_Kingdom
>>
Bane?
>>
>>74953441
he has a trust fund

it's the reason why he has a decent gaff with nice things and isn't in some dilapidated council house
>>
>>74953749
his lack of basic political understanding is hilarious.

at least he's trying to do something though and not trying to be a consensus bitch.
>>
>>74953793
u got me lelele trolololol epic win
>>
>>74945293
I am posting from a british colony
>>
Name a worse breed that the anglo and I will leave /int/ forever.
>>
fancy a kitkat
I have a bag of snacks but I just want a kitkat right now
>>
>>74953832
myselve
>>
greetings from /balk/ lads

opinions on pints?
>>
How will we even know who gets post number 1000?
>>
think the peng girl has noticed I keep looking at her
necking the pint and doing a runner
>>
>>74953706
because it's capitalist propaganda
>>
>>74953774
why though? genuinely curious
>>
>>74953865
count
>>
we don't like you
>>
DEATH TO BRITISH KUFFAR
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>
fuck
>>
I will be the 1000th post. Make no mistake
>>
>>74953865
4chanx
>>
>>74953871
Just talk to her..
>>
shit thread
>>
>>74953749
he makes a great dictaker but a terrible politician
>>
Gott strafe England
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYhFVAGcx0g

Whats wrong with the chinks lads?
>>
>>74953865
absolute bellend
>>
>imageboard
>cant upload images

Well done anHiro
>>
im racist simple as
>>
>>74953900
t. anglo trickster who doesn't know how to do things other than to steal them
>>
>>74953840
alri bartek i just did a proper hummer in the bog go clean it now
>>
>>74949076
Outstanding post
>>
Whoever gets the 1000th post gets a free ride on me mum. Im gonna have to time this right.
>>
>>74953934
This is the 1000th post.
>>
ATTENTION LADS

I JUST TOOK A SHIT

ATTENTION LADS
>>
JFs fuck off please
>>
Hola, I'm Hispanic how do I get a slag gf?
>>
what's with these balkan subhumans
>>
>>74953913
Er strafe es
>>
>>74953878
bit of a broad question. I'm disappointed with his lack of results thus far, but he's being obstructed. I still have hope he can get things done over the next three years
>>
>>74953913
cheers, good luck to you too Germany :)
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E
>>
>>74953860
the Irish
>>74953864
love em so fucking much
would honestly shag a pint glass if I had a really wide willy
>>74953904
she's with her family and potentially a bf
>>
POO
>>
was ein Drecksfaden
>>
>>74953919
that is so true
>>
>>74954432
>>
>tfw no pints

r8 my feels
>>
>>74953706
ah yes because going at a semi famous grime mc for being antisemitic over a few twitter jokes is definitely a valid criticism towards the leader of the labour party
>>
>>74953884
i like your mom
>>
Milk Cat 900
>>
900th post
>>
JUST
>>
A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact:

I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power.

II. It is high time that Communists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Communism with a manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Communists of various nationalities have assembled in London and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English, French, German, Italian, Flemish and Danish languages.

Chapter I. Bourgeois and Proletarians(1)

[German Original]

The history of all hitherto existing society(2) is the history of class struggles.

Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master(3) and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.

In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a complicated arrangement of society into various orders, a manifold gradation of social rank. In ancient Rome we have patricians, knights, plebeians, slaves; in the Middle Ages, feudal lords, vassals, guild-masters, journeymen, apprentices, serfs; in almost all of these classes, again, subordinate gradations.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOldm5CtIhg

the yank david brent
>>
Greetings
>>
FINNS ARE WHITE
>>
>>74945293
BEADY
E
A
D
Y
>>
Did you lads know the guy behind the 'Gott strafe England' gimmick was actually very Jewish? Bit ironic
>>
/brit/ more like /shit/

>>74953975
I also like death people
>>
cheb man, myself
>>
1000 posts soon!!!!!!!
>>
>>74953980
lies its the 898th you shitter
>>
WE WILL FIGHT ON THE BEACHES
>>
Welsh tripfags from Swansea fuck off please
>>
toasting in a epic bread
>>
just took a shower and think i need to shave my torso and crotch, its getting a bit hard to dry off
>>
just sharted
>>
>>74953947
gott liebt deutschland
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hcfa4btv2M
>>
>>74953994
fins are mongolian rape babies sadly
>>
eat and bathe or bathe and then eat?
>>
A friend of mine is spending the week in Brighton
>>
FUCK
>>
i will get the 1k post lads
>>
>>74953955
bye
>>
>>74954009
>>74954007
>>74954005
>>74954014
snap
>>
>>74954000
>>74954000
XAXAXAXAXAXA
>>
Al-Fatihah

In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.

1 Praise be to God, the Lord of the worlds,

2 The Beneficent, the Merciful,

3 Master of the day of Requital.

4 Thee do we serve and Thee do we beseech for help.

5 Guide us on the right path,

6 The path of those upon whom Thou hast bestowed favours,

7 Not those upon whom wrath is brought down, nor those who go astray.
>>
>>74953994
Perkele
>>
blazing posts lads
>>
saving myself up for the 1000th
gonna be a great one lads
>>
100 to go lads
>>
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF
>>
Anglos are Greeks
>>
>>74954026
canadians are chink rapebabies sadly
>>
Hate JFs. Not a kipper just don't like them, simple as. Love Brits.
>>
>>74953971
So you think just because he's the leader of the labour party he should be given a free ride? The opposite should be true. As labour leader he should have had the sense to know that fraternising with people like JME was a bad idea
>>
I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all the things I have to take
Jesus it never ends it works it's way inside
If the pain goes on
>>
why the fuck are there so many foreign cunts
>>
>>74954027
greeks don't bathe

here is proofs

http://i.imgur.com/meptDOp.png
>>
>>74954027
Bathe and eat at the same time
I put my plate on a skateboard across the bath, and my computer on a chair close at hand
>>
>>74954029
I hope he makes it

>>74954064
I am greek
>>
anyone else cant stop jerking off on coke
>>
Guys go and translate 'Black Man' into Welsh
I'll wait.
>>
>be brit
>wake up
>eat some bacon
>forget that bacon is haram
>get killed by sharia police
>>
MY
>>
>>74953746
country is 98% white i don't have any black friends
>>
how will we know whos the 1000th post?
>>
Well, hello there, little boy! Don't be shy!
Step right up! I'm a reasonable guy!
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye;
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.

Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place,
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space.
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained,
So why don't you be a pal... and bring me some BRAINS!?

Go down to your neighbor's place.
See the dull expression on his face?
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me:
He ain't using his brain, he's just watching TV!

Go down to Mr. McGee's:
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

Brains, brains, I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged,
But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains.

Brains, brains, it's okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray.
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
they won't think twice if they don't have a brain!

Go down to the Won-Ton Shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!

Creep into the donut stop,
Sneak in, tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea,
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.

Brains, brains, I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged,
But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains.

Brains, brains, it's okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't gray.
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
they won't think twice if they don't have a brain!
>>
2. Al-Baqarah

In the name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful.

1 I, God, am the best knower.

2 This Book, there is no doubt in it, is a guide to those who keep their duty,

3 Who believe in the Unseen and keep up prayer and spend out of what We have given them,

4 And who believe in that which has been revealed to thee and that which was revealed before thee, and of the Hereafter they are sure.

5 These are on a right course from their Lord and these it is that are successful.

6 Those who disbelieve -- it being alike to them whether thou warn them or warn them not -- they will not believe.

7 God has sealed their hearts and their hearing; and there is a covering on their eyes, and for them is a grievous chastisement.
>>
Luftgangster raus

1000 get
>>
I like Britain desu senpai lads, I wish all Europe was British baka fucking Cypriots were wrong
>>
>>74954065
please give finnish gf
>>
hate these fucking JFs rn

stupid cunts with shit humour
>>
hey i just met you and this is well mad but here's my mobile giz us a call maybe?
>>
friendly reminder that sweden a shit

t: literally goodsweden
>>
WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT
>>
think if this thread gets to 1000 posts janny should leave us alone for a month as a reward
>>
>>74954104
RACIST
>>
>>74954087
jerked 3 times today and it's almost noon. feel like a 4th soon
>>
>>74954271
congrats
>>
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3581911/turkish-presidents-bodyguards-batter-washington-dc-protesters-leaving-them-covered-in-blood-while-leader-meets-trump-at-the-white-house/

Did anybody else see this?
>>
stop making long posts
>>
>>74954096
>Be Polish
>Hate other Poles so much you pretend to be a different country
>Hate your new countrymen so much you migrate en masse to Britain
>>
In a covenant concluded among proprietor and community tenants for the purpose of protecting
their private property, no such thing as a right to free (unlimited) speech exists, not even to unlimited speech on one's own tenant-property. One may say innumerable things and promote almost any idea under the sun, but naturally no one is permitted to advocate ideas contrary to the very purpose of the covenant of preserving and protecting private property, such as democracy and communism. There can be no tolerance toward democrats and communists in a libertarian social order. They will have to be physically separated and expelled from society. Likewise, in a covenant founded for the purpose of protecting family and kin, there·can be no tolerance toward those habitually promoting lifestyles incompatible with this goal. They-the advocates of alternative, non-family and kin-centered lifestyles such as, for instance, individual hedonism, parasitism, nature environment worship, homosexuality, or communism-will have to be physically removed from society, too, if one is to maintain a libertarian order.
>>
Må den eviga anglon brinna i helvetet.
>>
lads
>>
BRING BACK SNACKS
>>
ebin
>>
>>74954120
how can you even tell if you're the 1000th post
>>
SHIT
>>
>>74954152
lads machine broken sorry
>>
aika paska lanka
>>
>>74945293
Not enough energy lads, post faster!
>>
Best lunch I can buy from the supermarket for a fiver or less?

Criteria: has to be either eaten cold or able to reheat in the 'wave
>>
8 And there are some people who say: We believe in God and the Last Day and they are not believers.

9 They seek to deceive God and those who believe, and they deceive only themselves and they perceive not.

10 In their hearts is a disease, so God increased their disease, and for them is a painful chastisement because they lie.

11 And when it is said to them, Make not mischief in the land, they say: We are but peacemakers.

12 Now surely they are the mischief-makers, but they perceive not.

13 And when it is said to them, Believe as the people believe, they say: Shall we believe as the fools believe? Now surely they are the fools, but they know not.

14 And when they meet those who believe, they say, We believe; and when they are alone with their devils, they say: Surely we are with you, we were only mocking.

15 God will pay them back their mockery, and He leaves them alone in their inordinacy, blindly wandering on.

16 These are they who buy error for guidance, so their bargain brings no gain, nor are they guided.

17 Their parable is as the parable of one who kindles a fire but when it illumines all around him, God takes away their light, and leaves them in darkness -- they cannot see.

18 Deaf dumb, (and) blind, so they return not:

19 Or like abundant rain from the clouds in which is darkness, and thunder and lightning; they put their fingers into their ears because of the thunder-peal, for fear of death. And God encompasses the disbelievers.

20 The lightning almost takes away their sight. Whenever it shines on them they walk in it, and when it becomes dark to them they stand still. And if God had pleased, He would have taken away their hearing and their sight. Surely God is Possessor of power over all things.
>>
>>74954133
THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL
>>
>sitting by the radiator and posting on /brit/
so comfy life is good :)
>>
doing a post
>>
fuck albanian
>>
The Lotus 49 was a Formula One racing car designed by Colin Chapman and Maurice Philippe for the 1967 F1 season. It was designed around the Cosworth DFV engine that would power most of the Formula One grid through the 1970s. It used its drivetrain as a stressed member, being not the first F1 car to do so but the first to apply the technique so well that everyone copied it.[3]

Jim Clark won on the car's debut in 1967, and it would also provide him with the last win of his career in 1968. Graham Hill went on to win that year's title and the car continued winning races until 1970.
>>
>>74954238
congrats lad
>>
one thousand
>>
are the fastest thread on /brit/?
>>
1000th post
>>
a brit and a person sit at an italian restaurant and order spaghetti
the brit takes the pasta with his hands and puts it in his hair
the person asks him what the hell is he doing
the brit says: oh sorry, I thought thoses were chips
>>
im 1000
>>
>>74954166
refresh a lot, make note of which post is which number
>>
rock the casbah
>>
>>74954201
nigger that 1000 is mine
>>
Hiya /brit/
>>
I shall be the 999th post
>>
1000 is gonna be
>>74954231
>>
1000th poster wins a car
>>
marion
>>
Just really fucking love pints. That's my life. Simple as.
>>
SIEG HEIL
>>
UP
>>
yes. a leaf got this post
>>
/balt/ will rule ZA WARUDO
>>
>>74954166
German autism compels him to count
>>
fuck off foreners
>>
fuck white people
>>
/baltic/ jojo reference
>>
1000

Anime is cancer
>>
if this is the the 1000th post a Scottish slag will suck me off in Edinburgh tonight
>>
HELL SEGER
>>
poo
>>
>>74954096
>be Lithuanian
>wake up in one of the poorest countries in Europe
>>
>tfw no D.Va gf
>>74954182
Just buy some O N E P O U N D F I S H
>>
>>74945293
You are oficially the most active and fast thread on 4chan's /int/, how is it you can't post 1000+ posts faster?
>>
Praise Kek everyone!
Like and Subscribe!
>>
cocaine and caviar
>>
Milk Cat 1000
>>
checkums
>>
B E L A R U S E D
>>
Anime.
>>
21 O men, serve your Lord Who created you and those before you, so that you may guard against evil,

22 Who made the earth a resting-place for you and the heaven a structure, and sends down rain from the clouds then brings forth with it fruits for your sustenance; so do not set up rivals to God while you know.

23 And if you are in doubt as to that which We have revealed to Our servant, then produce a chapter like it and call on your helpers besides God if you are truthful.

24 But if you do (it) not -- and you can never do (it) -- then be on your guard against the fire whose fuel is men and stones; it is prepared for the disbelievers.

25 And give good news to those who believe and do good deeds, that for them are Gardens in which rivers flow. Whenever they are given a portion of the fruit thereof, they will say: This is what was given to us before and they are given the like of it. And for them therein are pure companions and therein they will abide.

26 Surely God disdains not to set forth any parable -- a gnat or anything above that. Then as for those who believe, they know that it is the truth from their Lord; and as for those who disbelieve, they say: What is it that God means by this parable? Many He leaves in error by it and many He leads aright by it. And He leaves in error by it only the transgressors.

27 Who break the covenant of God after its confirmation and cut asunder what God has ordered to be joined, and make mischief in the land. These it is that are the losers.

28 How can you deny God and you were without life and He gave you life? Again, He will cause you to die and again bring you to life, then you shall be brought back to Him.

29 He it is Who created for you all that is in the earth. And He directed Himself to the heaven, so He made them complete seven heavens; and He is Knower of all things.
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fyck serbitches gayreeks and monkeydonians mate
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AWOOOOGA!
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>>74954231
only 995
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cuckio
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>>74954236
999
>>74954237
1000

nice
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A
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1000!
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1000th for /yank/
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Christ is King.
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I got it
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muu
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ayy 1000
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met on a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?
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>>74954237
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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nigger
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(Me)
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I claim the 1,000th post in the name of /balt/
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BIRMINGHAM
E
S
T

C
I
T
Y
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IT'S ME
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why so many JFs?
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>>74954237
Congratulations, you won, fgt
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>>74954237
you made it italian bro
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1000
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You're welcome Britcucks
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>>74954182
saino's tomato basil chicken pasta
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*fingers ur bum hole*
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hi brit
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>>74954237
TSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>74954237
1000 GET
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>>74954237
lmao this was 1000th classic somalia
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Yksi munchiebox ja pari tölkki irn bruta kiitos.
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>>74954207
to ja typ nie pokorny
nikt nie wie co we mnie tkwi
ten sam choć niepodobny
kochanie proszę
przebacz mi
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me
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>>74954236
its for the best
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>>74954237
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>74954237
I'm Irish too
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>>74954237
This is no.1000 well done
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>>74954237
BASED

FUCKING BASED

TIOCFAIDH AR LA MY BROTHER
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>>74954189
To hell with this shit, we don't need oppresive organized religions in 21st century.
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2000 ?
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DEATH TO WHITES
DEATH TO EUROPE
DEATH TO THE WEST
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>>74954237
74954237
74954237
74954237
74954237

1000 SPEAKS
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PISTÄ LEIPÄKONE KÄYNTIIN (TARTTET LEIPÄÄ TÄHÄN) PISTÄ HELLA KUTOSELLE JA KOKEILE PERSEELLÄS AINA VÄLILLÄ ONKO SE LÄMMIN! SIT KUN SUN PERSE SIHISEE NII SE ON LÄMMIN!!!! OTA KAAPISTA SALAATTI JA LEIKKAA SE SUIKALEIKS! SILLÄ VÄLIN KUN HELLA KUUMENEE NII SIT SÄ OTAT SAATANA JÄÄKAAPISTA RETIISEJÄ JA ALAT TUNKEA NIITÄ 1 KERRALLAAN PERSEESEEN!!! TARKISTA ETTÄ SE HELLA ON VARMASTI IHAN VITUN TÄYSILLÄ, JOS EI OO NIIN IRROTAT VIRTAPIUHAN JA OTAT SIITÄ KUNNON SÄHÄRIT PALLEIHIS NIIN ETTÄ VITTU OPIT PISTÄÄN SEN SAATANA TARPEEKS TÄYSILLE!!! KUN HELLA ON TARPEEKS LÄMMIN, NIIN OTA KAAPISTA PARI KILOA VOITA JA PISTÄ NE KATTILAAN JA KATTILA HELLALLE!!! VITTU OTA VAALEAA LEIPÄÄ, LEIKKAA SIITÄ MUNANPAKSUISIA VIIPALEITA JA HEITÄ NE VIIPALEET UUNIIN! OTA KAAPISTA KANANSUIKALEITA JA PISTÄ NE KANATKIN UUNIIN NIIDEN VITUN LEIPIEN PÄÄLLE!!!!! SIT KU ALKAA OLLA VALMISTA, OTA LEIVÄT UUNISTA JA NOSTA NE PÖYDÄLLE! ALA LAITTAAN SAATANA NIIDEN PÄÄLLE VAROVASTI SALAATINLEHTIÄ JA NIITÄ VITUN RETIISEJÄ!!!!!!! DIPPAA PÄÄS KATTILAAN, SIT LAITA LEIVÄT VADILLE, LAITA MUNASKIN SILLE JA KAADA SULA VOI MUNAN PÄÄLLE! MAISTA KOKEEKS PARI RETIISIÄ, JA JOS NE MAISTUU PASKALTA NIIN VITTU MENI PIELEEN, JOS MENI NIIN VITTU VISPAA ITTES TEHOSEKOITTIMESSA HILLOKS!!! JA JOSSÄÄ BITU HOMO SAIT KLUP SANDWICHIN MAISTUVAKSI NI MEE HOMO PANEE JYRKI SUKKULAA PERSEESEE VITUN KOURMEEKOKKI SAATANA!!
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>>74954237
COTE D'IVORE
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>>74954237
>>74954237


winnrar
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>>74954237
OH FUCK OFF YOU PADDY NONCE
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When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
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>>74954237
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Let's go for 2000
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>>74954237
ja heil
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what would happen if i went for a prostate exam with a hairy, shitty arsehole? i mean shit chunks caught up in the hair and a stinking pungent stench that no one could avoid?
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>>74954236
1000
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>>74954236
this is 1000!!!!!!!!!!!
I had 1001 posts shown in 4chanx, and the fuck white people post was the last one, so the one above it must be 1000
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Sympa cette petite sauterie
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>>74954267
>>74954260
>>74954256
>>74954253
>>74954249
>>74954240
Your countries are all so fucking awful
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>he doesn't live in the west midlands
are you really english?
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Alright let's go for 2k
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2000 posts go
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Jessica is trying to make the best of her stay at this lousy resort. When she realizes the place is completely empty, her eye starts to wander over to Keiran who is supposed to wait on her hand and foot. Keiran is slacking in his duties, and Jessica decides to put him to work in getting him to slather her in oil and massage her back. Well, it felt so good she couldn’t resist having Keiran rub her beautiful boobs and her dripping wet snatch. It’s kind of a godsend that no one’s at the resort – it certainly gives Jessica some special privileges from the Cabang-A-Bro.
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>>74945293
I'm doing my part
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>>74954311
(you)
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toasting in epic bread
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2000 is mine
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Lets try for 2000?
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*fucks the thread up the arse*
BLOODY WHORE!!!
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whats the largest non-sticky thread ever
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>>74954337
>>74954339
this desu
It said 1001 for me too when his was last
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>>74954242
This should have won desu
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>>74954237
Mboko
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>>74954237
Based
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>>74954237
IRELAND WILL BE REUNITED NOW!
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>>74954339
The counter includes the OP

Mtumbu Paddy al-Dublini as the 1000th post
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>>74954342
shut up cunt
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
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30 And when thy Lord said to the angels, I am going to place a ruler in the earth, they said: Wilt Thou place in it such as make mischief in it and shed blood? And we celebrate Thy praise and extol Thy holiness. He said: Surely I know what you know not.

31 And He taught Adam all the names, then presented them to the angels; He said: Tell Me the names of those if you are right.

32 They said: Glory be to Thee We have no knowledge but that which Thou hast taught us. Surely Thou art the Knowing, the Wise.

33 He said: O Adam, inform them of their names. So when he informed them of their names, He said: Did I not say to you that I know what is unseen in the heavens and the earth? And I know what you manifest and what you hide.

34 And when We said to the angels, Be submissive to Adam, they submitted, but Iblis (did not). He refused and was proud, and he was one of the disbelievers.

35 And We said: O Adam, dwell thou and thy wife in the garden, and eat from it a plenteous (food) wherever you wish, and approach not this tree, lest you be of the unjust.

36 But the devil made them slip from it, and caused them to depart from the state in which they were. And We said: Go forth, some of you are the enemies of others. And there is for you in the earth an abode and a provision for a time.

37 Then Adam received (revealed) words from his Lord, and He turned to him (mercifully). Surely He is Oft-returning (to mercy), the Merciful.

38 We said: Go forth from this state all. Surely there will come to you guidance from Me, then whoever follows My guidance, no fear shall come upon them, nor shall they grieve.

39 And (as to) those who disbelieve in and reject Our messages, they are the companions of the Fire in it they will abide.
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fuck in the ass with a shotgun
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We're still going right?
Don't stop here lads
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>he doesn't live in the West Mildands
Bud bud ding ding 2.99?
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buds > lads
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>>74954323
oida wos host du grod über mei muatta gsogt?
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>>74954236
This one was 1000
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>>74954353
Sluta hanrejsbreva
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>>74954376
we got 2300 last time this happened
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love birmingham hate manchester just don't like it that's all
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>>74954389
this was in dear white people, good scene
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>>74954387
paki
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>tfw no munchie box
*picture of greasy munchie box goes here*
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>>74954237
whites are submissive cucks with inferior and recessive genes
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fuck drumpf and fuck white people
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ok the jfs can go now
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>>74954145
i'm more russian than polish

lithuanians aren't poles in denial
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>>74954384
>re
ummmm sweetie
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>>74954339
THIS
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really need to janny in here to banish all of these non anglo swine
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(You)
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If someone from Northamptonshire gives m e a (You), every British person of /brit/ will get a qt gf (male or female, depending on the taste)
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40 O Children of Israel, call to mind My favour which I bestowed on you and be faithful to (your) covenant with Me, I shall fulfil (My) covenant with you; and Me, Me alone, should you fear.

41 And believe in that which I have revealed, verifying that which is with you, and be not the first to deny it; neither take a mean price for My messages; and keep your duty to Me, Me alone.

42 And mix not up truth with falsehood, nor hide the truth while you know.

43 And keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate and bow down with those who bow down.

44 Do you enjoin men to be good and neglect your own souls while you read the Book? Have you then no sense?

45 And seek assistance through patience and prayer, and this is hard except for the humble ones,

46 Who know that they will meet their Lord and that to Him they will return.
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>>74954377>>74954339


So we will have another British-Irish war for right to have 1000's post?
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OTA HELLASTA SÄHKÖJOHOT, TUNGE NE TERSKAN SISÄLLE NII ETTÄ TULEE SAATANAMOISET SÄHKÖISKUT, SEN JÄLKEE OTA KAAPISTA TILLIVOITA JA HIERO SITÄ TILLIVOITA SUN TERSKAN ALLE NII PALJO ETTÄ ALKAA KUTITTAA PERSEESTÄ! SITTE PASKANNA LATTIALLES JA DIPPAA 10KPL PORKKANOITA SIIHEN PASKAAN. LAITA UUNI 350 ASTEESEEN JA HYPPÄÄ ITE UUNII; OO SIELLÄ 10MIN NII KAUVA KU SUN NAHKA ALKAA MUSTUMAA.. SITTE OTA VOITA .. KEITÄ SE KATTILASSA SAATANA 100ASTEESSA NI KUUMAKS ETTÄ ALKAA KIEHUU JA TUNGE PERSEESEES NE VOIT ... SITTE OTA 6KG:N PAKETTI SINAPPIA JA KAADA NE ITTES PÄÄLLE .. LAITA SITTE VARPAAS VITU KUUMAA VETEE JA KUSE SINNE VETEE JA SITTE LAITA VOI KIEHUMAA JA KAADA NE MUNAS PÄÄLLE, JOS EI MUNAS PALA IRTI NII SITTE TEE UUVVESTAA TÄÄ KOKO ILTAPALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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/extraflags/ :^)
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Still don't know where Denmark is and I shan't be finding out.
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love america love britain simple as
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>Do you know where do American negroes come from?
>From Africa.
>Exactly. Slave traders brought them there from Africa. Do you think it was easy for them the to go ashore in Africa and catch an agile, strong negro with a net and then bring him all the way over the ocean?
>I don't think so.
>Precisely. They did it because they only took those who either weren't fast enough to run away from the net or were just village idiots and their chief sold them for a pack of fags because they were useless to them anyway. All of those losers came to America, got wives and made babies. The world moved forward since then and we've got computers, amphetamines, airplanes etc. But it's all for nothing as their hearts still pump the same blood - they're the descendants of a man who got caught in in a net in his own backyard.
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>tfw shitposting on too many breads
That 1 minute delay is killing me
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why does this thread have 1000 posts?
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Include me in the screencap
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>>74954422
nigger
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>>74954425
Why am I here shitposting in the comfort of my home instead of walking 30 kilometres to bring water to my 11 children then
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test
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The addendum to this is that women are far more social creatures. They are more intimately familiar with the social hierarchy than men because they need it more than men do.

They know that women (and men) at the top of the social hierarchy receive the most attention, and the most validation. In a conflict between two parts of the same hierarchy the higher one will usually prevail.

As such the attention and validation makes her feel like she is the top of the social hierarchy. It secures her access to the highest quality mates, which in turn makes her feel good about herself.

And they know how quickly their world can come crashing down once men start paying attention to other women. That's why they're crabs in a bucket.
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>>74954333
answer me non jf's
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if you're smart you will delete your post so someone else can get the 1000
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business idea: call mixed race people "alloys"
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BOASTING IN EPIC BREAD BECAUSE JAP IS SHIT
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/brit/ is an AMERICAN general
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R U L E B R I T T A N I A
RULE THE WAVES

TALLYHO
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>>74954447
Sinappa-jappa spagetti.
How are you doing, Alexi?
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47 O Children of Israel, call to mind My favour which I bestowed on you and that I made you excel the nations.

48 And guard yourselves against a day when no soul will avail another in the least, neither will intercession be accepted on its behalf, nor will compensation be taken from it, nor will they be helped.

49 And when We delivered you from Pharaoh's people, who subjected you to severe torment, killing your sons and sparing your women, and in this there was a great trial from your Lord.

50 And when We parted the sea for you, so We saved you and drowned the people of Pharaoh while you saw.
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I've had a headache for 6 months haha. Am I dying lads
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the eternal celt strikes again
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Why are 56%ers laughing about Europe when we are still at 90%?
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>he posts in the virgin thread
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BULGARIANS ARE RUSSIANS


BULGARIANS ARE RUSSIANS
BULGARIANS ARE RUSSIANS
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love reddit. simple as.
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just fuckoff /mena/ you inbred, scheming anglos
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>>74954247
How's your sharia law?
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>>74954479
If we do the picture will be too heavy to post
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HE HATH SOUNDED FORTH HIS TRUMPET
THAT SHALL NEVER CALL RETREAT
HE IS SIFTING OUT THE HEARTS OF MEN
BEFORE HIS JUDGEMENT SEAT
OH, BE SWIFT, MY SOUL, TO ANSWER HIM!
BE JUBILANT, MY FEET!
OUR GOD IS MARCHING ON.
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Soshite tsudoishi sutādasuto
Hyakunen me no mezame ni yobarete
Otokotachi wa mukau
Toki no suna wo koeru Journey
Kusari no yō tsuranaru karami au karuma
Hikari de tatsu sadame!
Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
Uchikomu no wa
All right now All right now All right now
Hokori no Bullet
JOJO! JOJO! JOJO!
Break you down Break you down Break you down
Kobushi hanatsu seinaru vijon STAAAAAAAAAAAAND PROUUUD!
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girl just called me her metaphorical brother
[man with greasy hair and a hat, with the caption 'FRIENDZONED AGAIN']
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great brittania is rightful french clay
want proof?
we still got regular birttania
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51 And when We appointed a time of forty nights with Moses, then you took the calf (for a god) after him, and you were unjust.

52 Then We pardoned you after that so that you might give thanks.

53 And when We gave Moses the Book and the Discrimination that you might walk aright.

54 And when Moses said to his people: O my people, you have surely wronged yourselves by taking the calf (for a god), so turn to your Creator (penitently), and kill your passions. That is best for you with your Creator. So He turned to you (mercifully). Surely He is the Oft-returning (to mercy), the Merciful.

55 And when you said: O Moses, we will not believe in thee till we see God manifestly, so the punishment overtook you while you looked on.

56 Then We raised you up after your stupor that you might give thanks.

57 And We made the clouds to give shade over you and We sent to you manna and quails. Eat of the good things that We have given you. And they did not do Us any harm, but they wronged their own souls.

58 And when We said: Enter this city, then eat from it a plenteous (food) whence you wish, and enter the gate submissively, and make petition for forgiveness. We will forgive you your wrongs and increase the reward of those who do good (to others).

59 But those who were unjust changed the word which had been spoken to them, for another saying, so We sent upon the wrongdoers a pestilence from heaven, because they transgressed.
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>>74954527
We don't need them, they are turks.
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I will demonstrate the difference between 20s for a guy and 20s for a girl with a case study: One of my female coworkers is the same age as me (I am a few months older btw). She is super skinny, I am super skinny. My face is a 6, her face is a 4. I am not even attracted to her, and she is not even my type, however, if she asked me to fuck, I wouldn't say no, considering I don't get anything more than 3/10s showing interest in me, she is a 4 so I wouldn't say no. She has a boyfriend with a 4/10 face, and he is skinny too, but less skinny than me. He is "normal" skinny while I am "super" skinny. Why should she have to enjoy life with her boyfriend, spending her 20s doing everything people in their 20s do, while I have to be alone because only nausea inducing 3/10s show any interest in me and I prefer my hand to them? I am super interesting, confident, witty, funny, intelligent, and much more in all of these aspects than her boring boyfriend, and as for her, she just stands there taking up matter, offering nothing more than vagina. Yet there is so much demand for her from guys who are on her own level, and even from guys better than her (if she wants a quick fuck). There is no demand for me unless the girl is 3/10 or lower. No matter what I say or do or how I act, my skinniness is bottlenecking me on any girl above 3/10, who I am not even attracted enough to have a quick fuck with.

Keep in mind this girl is submissive and insecure, and I have practised my alpha skills on her. I cut her off, act like a douche, and have given her the impression that I am alpha and not a nice guy. She acts with me consistent with this: she is clearly submissive with me and treats me like an alpha. However, I could just tell she has no physical attraction towards me, because of her natural female hypergamy: even though she is super skinny, she is not attracted to a guy who is also skinny, she wants a guy less skinny.
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>>74954521
we're 78% white
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>THUGS ON TOUR: Turkish president’s bodyguards batter Washington DC protesters leaving them covered in blood while leader meets Trump at the White House

ah yes erdogan
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iceland isn't white
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>>74954510
go see a doctor. seriously. I know someone who said he always felt drunk. turns out it was a brain tumor
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>>74954536
yanks btfo
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fear for janny's bollocks when he stumbles onto /brit/
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Anyone see Piers Morgan btfo those non-binary folk earlier?

Top bants
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>>74954521
never saw a woman wearing a burqa until I went to Europe lmao
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>>74954559
There's nothing regular about ((((Bretagne)))) tho
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BRITS ARE SHITS
>BRITS ARE SHITS
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hate pakis (not racist) just live near lots of em
hate gays (not homophobic) it's just too much
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love pints
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>>74954589
link me lad
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/extraflags/ checking in to help fellow /brit/s
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>>74954524
>Where do you think you are?
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bit dead here today huh
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need an anglo gf lads
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>>74954481
You're je. Jews are smart non wh*te people.
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60 And when Moses prayed for water for his people, We said: March on to the rock with thy staff. So there flowed from it twelve springs. Each tribe knew their drinking-place. Eat and drink of the provisions of God, and act not corruptly, making mischief in the land.

61 And when you said: O Moses, we cannot endure one food, so pray thy Lord on our behalf to bring forth for us out of what the earth grows, of its herbs and its cucumbers and its garlic and its lentils and its onions. He said: Would you exchange that which is better for that which is worse? Enter a city, so you will have what you ask for. And abasement and humiliation were stamped upon them, and they incurred God's wrath. That was so because they disbelieved in the messages of God and would kill the prophets unjustly. That was so because they disobeyed and exceeded the limits.
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i want BBC (big bri'ish cock) up my arse
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>>74954342
Finland is awful? Russia is as awful as Albania or Greece?

You are oficially retarded. How much do you pay for your water each day btw?
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Haha, I love fucking girls (female)
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>>74954524
i am a virgin. got a problem with that you cunt?
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I'm not racist, but all non whites should be killed, except the japanese
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Heelo
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HIGH
VELOCITY
LEAFPOSTING
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>>74954589
I prefer Pierce Brosnan

He has a very thick wife
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I would like to introduce a few ideas to the Red Piller's under which generally fall under the relativity new field of science called *Evolutionary Psychology. and *Evolutionary Biology Firstly: The *Dominance hierarchy. Nearly every species of animal on earth from the lowly crab, to the Homo Sapiens is organized in a social structure in which the highest ranking members of the group (both male and female) have increased access to resources(mates, food, territory, status etc.)

The chemical breakdown: The alpha male, especially in mammals, tends to be higher in the hormone testosterone. While both men and women posses the hormone, it varies greatly upon the individual and their rank in that hierarchy. Yes, you read that correctly. Your rank in that the social hierarchy, or as it is more commonly referred to as the 'Dominance Hierarchy,' directly effects your chemical balance between Testosterone (the Dominance hormone) and cortisol (stress hormone.) The Beta male: The beta male(s) in mammals, is as you may know is the second in command. They subordinate themselves to the alpha in return for his leadership abilities or otherwise were forced into the submissive role by physical or verbal assertion. The stress of being subordinate to the alpha and the fact that love of your life is being ruthlessly fucked in the ass by said alpha releases Cortisol into the body, having a wide verity of effects. One of which is further increase in Cortisol production which in turn inhibits muscle growth and continues to keep you into the secondary position. Long term exposure to cortisol even has a effect on the Hippocampus which is responsible for such trivial things such as long-term memory, and a little thing called *approach-avoidance conflict processing. Or in other words the Hippocampus is responsible for the process in which you decide whether it is a good idea to go chat up that girl from school you have been Facebook stalking for two years.
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TURN MY LIFE INTO PIECEZ
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NORWAY AND FINLAND BEST

T. BERG-SPURDO
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ZING
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>“He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.”
>“He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.”
>“He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.”
>“He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.”
>“He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.”
>“He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.”
>“He has endeavored to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.”
>“He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.”
>“He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.”
>“He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.”
>“He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.”
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>>74954070
why is fraternising with jme a bad idea?
he's a good guy, he's well spoken, he's educated, and he has a clear influence on the youth in the uk right now
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>>74954635
russia is alright
i like your alphabet =))))
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TAKE MY SHITPOSTING POWER
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>>74954568
I do kind of feel like that. Always feel dizzy but assumed I was just autistic
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>>74954639
Female anon please
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* * *

62 Surely those who believe, and those who are Jews, and the Christians, and the Sabians, whoever believes in God and the Last Day and does good, they have their reward with their Lord, and there is no fear for them, nor shall they grieve.

63 And when We made a covenant with you and raised the mountain above you: Hold fast that which We have given you, and bear in mind what is in it, so that you may guard against evil.

64 Then after that you turned back; and had it not been for the grace of God and His mercy on you, you had certainly been among the losers.

65 And indeed you know those among you who violated the Sabbath, so We said to them: Be (as) apes, despised and hated.

66 So We made them an example to those who witnessed it and those who came after it and an admonition to those who guard against evil.

67 And when Moses said to his people: Surely God commands you to sacrifice a cow. They said: Dost thou ridicule us? He said: I seek refuge with God from being one of the ignorant.

68 They said: Call on thy Lord for our sake to make it plain to us what she is. (Moses) said: He says, Surely she is a cow neither advanced in age nor too young, of middle age between these (two); so do what you are commanded.

69 They said: Call on thy Lord for our sake to make it clear to us what her colour is. (Moses) said: He says, She is a yellow cow; her colour is intensely yellow delighting the beholders.

70 They said: Call on thy Lord for our sake to make it dear to us what she is, for surely to us the cows are all alike, and if God please we shall surely he guided aright.

71 (Moses) said: He says: She is a cow not made submissive to plough the land, nor does she water the tilth, sound, without a blemish in her. They said: Now thou hast brought the truth. So they slaughtered her, though they had not the mind to do (it).
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>>74954342
t. bongistan
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my best gimmicks require images

this isn't optimal gimmickposting
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My vyjdziem ščylnymi radami
Na volny rodny naš prastor.
Chaj vola večna budzie z nami,
A hvałtu my damo adpor!

Chaj adžyve zakamianieły
Naš biełaruski vołny duch;
Štandar naš bieł-čyrvona-bieły,
Pakryj saboj narodny ruch!

Na boj! Za ščaście i za volu
Narodu słaŭnaha svajho!
Braty, ciarpeli my davoli.
Na boj! – Usie da adnaho!

Imia i siłu biełarusaŭ
Niachaj pačuje j bačyć toj,
Chto śmieje nam niaści prymusy
I pieršy vykliča na boj.

Braty, da ščaścia my padchodzim:
Chaj hrom hrymić jašče macniej!
U kryvavych mukach my narodzim
Žyćcio respubliki svajej!
Žyćcio respubliki svajej!
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Raids are against the rules

JF OUT
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>>74954664
how
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Please give back Suðreyjar and Norðreyjar.
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Och varför skulle jag ens vilja ha någon tjej? Min qk är jävligt styv och behöver inget stöd från någon tjej. Den är självständig och stark.
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london is as white as los angeles
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My mother brought me up never to use the T-word. Flushed down the lavatory, if you don't mind.
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kanker
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Kanker
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4chan is cucked
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>>74954639
bit hetero
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what's it called when you're straight but would probably play with willy in a gloryhole situation?
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>Most popular boy name in UK is Muhammed

HAHAHAHAHA
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fuck the corporate world bi-atch
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IF DUBS BREXIT WILL CAUSE THE UK TO ATTACK EUROPE AND OCCUPY FRANCE
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/BRIT/ IS A MULTICULTURAL GENERAL
>/BRIT/ IS A MULTICULTURAL GENERAL
/BRIT/ IS A MULTICULTURAL GENERAL
>/BRIT/ IS A MULTICULTURAL GENERAL
/BRIT/ IS A MULTICULTURAL GENERAL
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QUX
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Why are there no single girls any more? When I was in school there were single girls, but I had my own problems at that time that forced me to be alone. Now that I am getting better and want to ask out girls, it seems like every girl and her dog's godmother is in a relationship. I even know this girl who broke up with her boyfriend but before I even had a chance to find out she was talking about her new boyfriend. It happened in like one weekend. And all her friends, and all the friends of every other girl, is already in a relationship. What the fuck do these bitches do, have a list of men and call the next on the list 17 seconds after a break up? The girls who are single are hyper picky cunts who are probably fucking chads secretly while hoping that one of them decides to park his white horse beside her permanently instead of taking off like the others, at which point she will go public with him. I noticed even the rare girls who are virgins into their late teens are even harder than slutty girls, because they are picky as fuck. They are not virgins because they are modest; they are virgins because they are hyper-picky chad hunters.
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>>74954699
>>74954702
kanker
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where fashion sits
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gf just bought me some skinny jeans
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>>74954683
interesting flag
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>>74954674
>“He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.”
>“He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their acts of pretended legislation:”
>“He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us”
>“He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people”
>“He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.”
>“He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.”
>“He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.”
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What do you do about me, a little boy? I have completed the class with a naval seal and I am involved in numerous al Qaeda attacks and I need to know that more than 300 people have died. I was trained in gorilla warfare and was the best sniper in the entire US military. You are merely talking about my fucking words, making jokes with precision that you have never seen on the planet. Do you think that this conversation can be handled on the Internet? Think again. As I say, he contacted my secret network of US spies and better prepared for Arashi, magga, as your IP address has already been tracked. A storm that erases the pitiful calling your life. You are dead, baby. I can stay anywhere anytime. I can kill you in over 700 ways. It's only bare hands. I am not only highly trained in battles without weapons but also access to the entire American marine armory and I can fully utilize it to wipe the unhappy donkey on the continent. If you only know what absolute punishment is, your small "wise" comment will restore you. Maybe you have your tongue. But you could not, you will not, and now you will pay that price, so so so so. I am angry with you, you will die. You are dead, Kid.
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LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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So what the fuck is going on with 4chan?
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>>74954333
Tell you to fuck off, wash your ass and then come back?
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I'm a grown up man but I still eat my own snot
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>>74954699
>>74954702
>3 seconds
Kankerpower
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if dubs, america is the greatest country in the universe
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hardly reading any of these posts to be honest
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>>74954720
This
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>>74954706
gayness overrides straightness so there you go sweetie XXX
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>>74954613
*sucks your nepals*
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JAG HETER HOMO PETER
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England is the least interesting country in the UK.
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what should i write my english paper on
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can we please just hit this guy in the head and lose him somewhere
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KAAANKER!


This is a big thread
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>>74954677
Thanks finnbro.
I like your language and rock music too.
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lol how do u lik this gimmick xDD ***gimmicks***
hahaha gimmickposting am i right? and i love these meems too
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>>74954699
>>74954702
hoer
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just got in

what the fuck are you lot doing
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Hello!
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>>74954611

youtube 'non binary trans debate' and it should come up
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As much as I like to blame women for most shit in western society, it is impossible to ignore the fact that men still do most of this shit to themselves. This shit is more cringe than I can handle and I needed to share.

For every dumb slut there are 1000 men willing to castrate themselves for reasons I still can't wrap my head around.

Today I almost want to high-five this bitch for being such an incredibly cunning slut. I honestly don't even feel bad for this idiot.

My co-worker (lets call him Carlos) is someone I have worked with for about two years.

Carlos is about 5'5, not very bright, and plump. Pretty sure hes about 28 years old. When he first showed me a picture of his girlfriend I was surprised. She wasn't a knockout by any means, but still out of his league given his SMV.

For the past two years he has complained to me at work about numerous fights with this woman. She disrespects him on an almost daily basis, and gives him shit for virtually every single thing he does. I have tried slow leak RP truths to him and he usually pretends to agree with almost everything I say in regards to relationships.

When he told me he got this girl pregnant last year I nearly spit out my coffee. He was so excited when he told me. Almost as though he had forgotten all the shit he talks about this girl on a daily basis.

Fast-forward a year and Carlos is already complaining about the burden of being a father and having to take care of this woman and their new baby girl. Last month he tells me that his girlfriend is flipping out because he doesn't give her any money to go out with her girlfriends. Shes sick of staying at home with the baby every night so now she goes out to drink with her friends when he gets home from work. Hes working a full time job and now a full time parent when he gets home.

Last month Carlos tells me he called the cops on her because she was throwing a raging fit and tried to throw shit at him while he was holding the baby. (not even 4 months old).
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lads it's Tottenham
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För över ett år sedan så lämnade jag kanalen helt och fokuserade på mitt liv. Jag har haft 4 fvs (2 seriösa) och har idag ett hyfsat jobb. Grejen är att jag alltid var snygg och rolig, men lat och passiv, så jag kan inte lova att detta fungerar för alla här.

För killar brukar det oftast räcka med att klippa sig, duscha och klä sig ordentligt, resten är personlighet (driv, tydliga principer, självförtroende).

När det gäller tjejer så ska du anta att alla gillar dig och att du alltid har andra val. Ha ett liv utöver tjejen, så att hon känner att hon inte är din enda prioritet. Allt detta skapar en rädsla i henne att hon kan förlora dig och att du knappt skulle bry dig om det skedde. Töntar och tofflor brukar oftast agera på det motsatta sättet. Hon ska inte veta var hon har dig. Du ska inte vara en spegelbild av hennes personlighet.

Dessa känslor syns även om man inte uttrycker dem direkt.

Detta gäller inte bara killar, jag har träffat tjejer som har dåligt självförtroende. Det blir tjatigt och tråkigt att umgås med såna personer. Man börjar känna sig själv mindrevärdig och lite som en psykolog. Man måste ha en egen presence, vad det än är, annars existerar man inte, och ingen vill vara med någon som inte existerar.

När det gäller jobb är det bara att försöka tills du träffar. "Gör det bara". Du sitter där du sitter, du kan det du kan, men du har inget annat val än att bygga på det. Sluta gnälla.

Inse att ingen bryr sig om dig och följ bara normalbögsreglerna ute i samhället. Du behöver inte ta till dig det på riktigt, men spela med enligt dina intressen. I slutändan är allting ändå roller kapitalismen har prackat dig så ta inte dig själv så seriöst din sålda jävel.
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Ja, vi elsker dette landet,
som det stiger frem,
furet, værbitt over vannet,
med de tusen hjem.
Elsker, elsker det og tenker
på vår far og mor
og den saganatt som senker
dromme på vår jord.
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>>74954699
>>74954702
Great minds think alike
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Contributing from /fr/
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wow, i just got a fucking warning for posting here

fuck off hot pocket
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>>74954774
4int
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Amen Slavbro
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>>74954756
AMERICA BTFOOOOOOOOO fuckkkkk yoUUU yankers (wankers)
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hmmmm?
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>>74954785
making /brit/ great again, get in the car
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love being white
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And my tax!
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Breaking this site with no survivors
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>>74954799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sCg2mcBorY

wtf I love Piers Morgan now!
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>>74954833
alri
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How did u make this thread
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IF DUBS THE BALTIC WILL ACQUIRE A NUCLEAR MISSILE AND BOMB MOSCOW
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going round all the boards and seeing which threads have the most replies
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FUCK OFF JF SCUM
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Here is an example, early in the interaction:

Me: Are you single?

Her: Yeah

Me: Well that’s good for me.

Her: Why?

Me: Because that means some dude isn’t going to come from the shadows and try to kick my ass.

This conversation clearly has an undertone of “I’m glad you are single because I am going to try to fuck you” but can also be framed as “I am glad you are single because I don’t want to get beat up.”

If a girl says something sexual to you, you must be nonchalant and also use double meanings so you don't fail her "test":

Her: God I am horny

Me: Well, hopefully somebody can help you with that tonight.

Obviously, I’m telling her there I want to fuck her, but the “double meaning” gives her an “out” so she doesn’t feel like a slut. Another way to use double meaning is with jokes that can be interpreted as being serious or just a “joke.” Another use of double meaning is to “reject” her, but make it clear you still like her. I might say “you know, Kelly, I really like you but we may be incompatible because we are too much alike.” On its face, that’s a rejection, but you can read between the lines and see that it is really a challenge for Kelly to validate herself.

Obviously, you can’t use the “double meaning” theory in physical escalation. It would be creepy and disingenuous (“I wasn’t trying to touch your ass, I thought it was the couch!”). Physical escalation should be direct and unapologetic.
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>>74954702
nederpoop
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Taxation is theft.
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if dubs, america is the greatest country in the KNOWABLE universe
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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
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about to have a wank desu
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>Spend 10 minutes typing out a really interesting, thought-provoking thread
>ERROR: UPLOAD FAILED

HIROOOOOOOOOOOOO
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/cum/
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I love you todoite kono omoi
kitto itsuka wa kanau yo ne
konna kimochi setsuna sugiru no

hajimari nante wakaranai no
namae mo heibon de doko ni demo isou
demo nanmannin ite mo watashi
kitto kimi wo mitsukeru yo

sunao na kimochi tojikome
kara ni komotta jibun ga iya de
ki no nai furi suru sono tabi ni
tada itami ga fueteku

kimi wa nani wo negau no?
soba ni ite hoshii
zutto zutto sore dake na no ni

(doki doki…)

koi no yokushiryoku
hora GAME ga hajimaru
mitsumeaeba wakaru desho?
hajimari no BERU ga naru

Listen To My Heart
koe ni naranai kono koe
tomete koi no yokushiryoku
tsutaetai watashi no subete

nanige ni kami wo kitta keredo
hontou wa kimi no sei nante ienai
uso tsuite nigete bakari de
mou kono mama ja dame da yo

hoka no hito waza to miteiru
sonna tsuyogari shiranai mama de
sugu soba wo sugiteku senaka ga
itai hodo tooku kanjita

kimi wa dare wo omou no?
oshiete futari wa itsu made
kono mama tsudzuite yuku no?

(kyun kyun...)

koi no yokushiryoku
hora GAME no hajimari
karamiau omoi wa mou
hodokenai ugoki hajimeta

Listen To My Heart
motto sunao ni naretara
tomete koi no yokushiryoku
kokoro dake soba ni iru no

itsuka iu no "daisuki da yo"
yume de iu no "itsumo gomen"
itsuka itte zutto issho datte
hanasanai tte gyutto gyutto shite yo

(zuki zuki...)

koi no yokushiryoku
hora GAME no hajimari
massugu na omoi ga hora
ima afure hashiridasu

hitori nante mou
iya da yo
mite yo
watashi no koto
zenbu kimi he to tsunagaru no
donna kako mo mirai mo zutto
zutto….

kono deai ga sekai wo kaeru
houkago CLASS ni ima wa futari
kamisama ga kureta CHANCE yo
jikan wa tada sugite yuku

kitto kono mama
futari wa sudoori
senaka awase de
hanarete yuku….

I love you todoite kono omoi
kitto itsuka wa kanau yo ne
konna kimochi setsuna sugiru no

onegai tomete…
koi no yokushiryoku
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>>74954803
Look at this Swede, he's trying to prove us that they are still know their language in Cuckland.

But we know their native langauge is English now. They don't want to bother Somalians with learning Swedish.
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>>74954808
zwei dumme ein gedanke
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>>74954845
If dubs i maek sex to your mom lmao
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anime
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>>74954862
nothing wrong with being a cuck
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post more ascii frogs
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He has no style, he has no grace.
This Kong has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to,
And stretch his arms out, just for you.
Inflate himself just like a balloon.
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
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what the fuck up
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>be brit
>lose your job to a lithuanian gopnik who works for 10 euros a month

such cases
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DEVUELVAN LAS MALVINAS HIJOS DE PUTA
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To not get friendzoned, you must make clear that you have sexual desires. Women are not grossed out by men wanting sex, they are grossed out by men being creepy towards them (i.e., overly emotionally invested). Women want sex too, but they want it when they want it. I love Oreo cheesecake, but if you tried to force feed it to me when I’m at the gym we’ll have a problem.

You don't necessarily need to turn a conversation sexual to escalate, and it may actually be inappropriate in many instances, but if you do want to turn a conversation sexual, this is how you do it:

1) I talk about sex in the abstract.

2) I talk about my own sexual desires.

3) I talk about my desire to have sex with her.

Each shift is a big escalation, and must be done with emotional intelligence. I speak in a logical, almost professorial tone, as if I am completely in control of my emotions and dick and will not be doing anything crazy, weird, unconfident, or rape-y. The best first strikes are those that flow as part of the conversation. Example:

Her: I believe in gay rights.

Me: Me too! My philosophy is that anybody should be able to fuck anybody they want. Who am I to judge? Have a party.

I may also casually bring up a subject involving sex. I may tell a woman about a documentary I saw where girl cops actually had sex with mafia guys to learn their secrets. I’ll then escalate and say something like “now that’s dedication to your job” or “maybe she liked it, maybe she got turned on by fucking the bad guys.” Note that I am not talking about her and I having sex yet.
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Do you not love to see this post?

>I'm really no x, and usually do not complain about y, but because of you I am departing from my principles this time whining and howling like a twelve year-old, etc.

Just copy and paste
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>invited to shitpost on this thread
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Mach mal einer Neu
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pictures are workign again lads
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BRAAAAP
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business idea
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test
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why is this thread so large? I just want to browse normal /brit/, not happy
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As soon as mature members of society habitually express acceptance or even advocate egalitarian sentiments, whether in the form of
democracy (majority rule) or of communism, it becomes essential that other members, and in particular the natural social elites, be prepared to act decisively and, in the case of continued nonconformity, exclude and ultimately expel these members from society. In a covenant concluded among proprietor and community tenants for the purpose of protecting their private property, no such thing as a right to free (unlimited) speech exists, not even to unlimited speech on one's own tenant-property. One may say innumerable things and promote almost any idea under the sun, but naturally no one is permitted to advocate ideas contrary to the very purpose of the covenant of preserving and protecting private property, such as democracy and communism. There can be no tolerance toward democrats and communists in a libertarian social order. They will have to be physically separated and expelled from society. Likewise, in a covenant founded for the purpose of protecting family and kin, there·can be no tolerance toward those habitually promoting lifestyles incompatible with this goal. They-the advocates of alternative, non-family and kin-centered lifestyles such as, for instance, individual hedonism, parasitism, nature environment worship, homosexuality, or communism-will have to be physically removed from society, too, if one is to maintain a libertarian order.
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Every problem in your life is ultimately your own fault

this is the final redpill
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Gas the brits
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kanker Kanker means "cancer". It can be used as a strong expletive, as an adjective or as an adverb. Krijg de kanker ("get the cancer") is used as an insult. In slang, it can also have a positive meaning. For example, kankerlekker can mean "extremely good tasting" or even "very attractive". Even when used this way in its positive meaning, the word can still be considered offensive. "Kanker" can be paired with nearly any insult to intensify it. The word is sometimes shortened to its historical euphemism K,[3] or in slang kk.
kankeren Kankeren (literally: "to cancer") is a verb, and means "to complain excessively".
kankerlijer Kankerlijer means "cancer sufferer". It is a strong insult: an example of its legal status can be found in a 2008 court case, in which using the word kankerlijer to insult a police officer was cited as a serious offense.[4]
kk kk is an acronym which can mean either kanker (literally: "cancer") or kankerkut (literally: "cancer cunt").
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>>74954676
>why is fraternising with jme a bad idea?
Because of news stories like the one we're talking about. He should have seen it coming.
>he's a good guy, he's well spoken, he's educated, and he has a clear influence on the youth in the uk right now
Young people are an irrevelvence in elections, because most of them don't vote. He should be appealing to the centre instead of edgelord students.
>Inb4 'this election will be different, young people will turn out!'
No they won't
And I hope they don't because anyone who gets their political opinions from a rapper is a fucking thicko
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>>74954936
Liar
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U
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The next step is to bring up my own sexuality. I usually do this as a joke. At a Christmas party I might point to an ornament on the tree and say “that’s what my balls look like” or I may point to a tall skyscraper and say “that’s so nice they made a monument of my dick.” Again, this is low-risk because I am not directing my scary male sexuality at HER. I may also make a self-deprecating joke if it’s appropriate for the subject. If we are talking about drinking, I might say “I don’t do cocaine because my dick does not appreciate it.”

The final step in making the conversation sexual is talking about fucking HER. This is a huge step because male sexuality can be scary. It’s best done in double meanings to make her feel like she has an out. A good way to bring up sex is in the context of relationships, in an intelligent way. For example:

Her: [Says something about her relationships]

Me: Let me guess what your problem is. You want a strong, dominant man and you have a hard finding that because most men because intimidated by you and you “break” them, even guys that were previously confident.

Her (usually): Oh my god, that is so true! How did you know that?

Me: Because you just look like a very confident, alpha female. And obviously you are very pretty and smart, so you are a catch and probably make men go crazy.

Her: I mean, I don’t want to brag.

Me: The solution for you is to find somebody that can handle your awesomeness and still be confident and dominant. You also need a guy who will dominate you in the bedroom and fuck the shit out of you.

Her: You are so right!

Me: I think I know somebody that can help you.
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someone make a new
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best thread in a while. thanks chinkmoot
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>>74954870
let me help you with that ;)
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you're a runt
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why the fuck bong general always gets the good things
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not a fan of minorities
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test
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IF DUBS FRANCE SURRENDERS TO BRITAIN AND GERMANY FOR NO APPARENT REASON
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hello i am a girl
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Suk my nuts
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/britanija/ more like /šudanija/

hahaha
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M
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>>74954984
mm strax
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⠂⡃⠸⣿⠇⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠁⠂⠂⠂⠂⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⣿
⠂⡱⢈⣿⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⣿⣿⣿⠋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⡿⣾
⠂⠥⠂⣿⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢸⣿⣿⡿⢩⣿⣿⣿⣿⡈⢿⡇⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢻⣿⡁⢆⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⢁⢂⢻⣿⢹⣿
⠂⠭⠂⢻⡇⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠈⣿⡿⠐⡨⢿⣿⣿⠿⡐⠌⡏⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠘⣿⡔⡈⠆⠤⠉⠥⡐⠨⢄⠸⡟⢨⣿
⠂⡇⠂⠂⠹⡄⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠙⣧⠑⠰⡈⠍⡡⠒⢨⢰⠇⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠘⢧⡰⢈⠆⢩⠐⡄⢃⢂⡞⠂⢘⣯
⠂⡇⠂⠂⠂⠉⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠘⢎⣡⠐⠡⠂⣍⡴⠋⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠙⠲⢬⡤⡥⠴⠚⢁⠂⠄⢘⣿
⢸⠙⡄⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢀⠂⠂⡈⣉⠛⠉⠁⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠒⠂⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠉⠂⠂⠂⠂⢈⣿
⡎⠄⠐⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠈⠁⠁⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠠⣿
⡇⠈⢄⠂⡄⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢐⣿
⣧⡀⠈⠢⣰⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢠⡆⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢨⣿
⣹⡏⢠⡀⠈⢣⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠈⠃⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢰⣿
⢸⡇⠄⡿⢳⡄⡇⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢰⣿
⠸⣇⠂⢿⡱⢸⢽⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢸⣯
⠈⣧⠈⢼⡱⡋⣞⢧⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⡸⣟
⠂⣿⡈⡐⣗⡇⣛⢾⣆⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⡇⣿
⠐⢸⡇⢠⠹⢦⢹⣚⣯⢦⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠠⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢀⡀⠔⠊⠁⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢀⠇⣿
⢈⠐⣿⠂⠌⢻⡄⣿⣞⣿⣷⢆⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠁⠂⠤⠠⠄⡀⠂⠂⠠⠤⠄⠒⠈⠁⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⣸⠂⣿
⣤⣦⣹⣬⣬⣤⣷⣸⣿⣯⣽⣼⣿⣦⣄⣠⣀⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀
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not a fan of Pennsylvania. or girls
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this thread is SHIT
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>spend over £20 to qualify for free delivery
Oh fuck off
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>>74954908
His coconut gun
Can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya
It's gonna hurt
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Give me all your (you)s RIGHT NOW or the queen will die of a heart attack
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>>74954898
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⣀⣀⣀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣠⠤⠴⠒⠒⠒⠢⠤⢄⣀⡀
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣠⠔⠊⠁⠈⢀⣤⡾⠟⠋⠉⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠤⠶⠶⢶⣶⣶⣤⣀⣀
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⡴⣊⡴⠂⠈⠈⠐⠋⠁⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠉⠙⠲⢤⡀
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡴⣫⡾⠋⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣠⠖⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠓⢄⡀
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⣾⡿⠋⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⡼⠁⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢰⡀⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢠⡀⠈⠈⠙⣄
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⡾⠋⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⣀⠤⠔⠒⣠⠞⣴⠏⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠘⣇⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠳⣄⠈⠈⢹⣇
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢠⠞⠁⠈⣀⠠⠒⢈⠵⠃⢀⡤⠊⣡⡾⠁⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣿⡀⠈⠙⢗⠲⢤⣀⠈⠈⠈⠈⢽⣦⠈⠈⢿⣇
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢠⠋⠈⡴⠊⠁⢀⡴⠁⣀⡴⠋⠈⠈⣿⠃⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡀⠈⠈⠈⠈⣿⡇⠈⠈⠈⠻⣦⠈⢱⠦⣀⠈⠈⠻⣧⡀⢸⣿⡆
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⢠⠃⠈⡼⠈⠈⠈⣏⣠⡾⠋⢀⠈⠈⡀⣿⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡀⠈⠈⣧⠈⠈⠈⠈⣿⡇⠈⢀⠆⠈⠈⢷⣄⠱⣌⠛⢦⡀⠹⣿⡌⣿⣿
>⠈⠈⠈⢠⡇⠈⠈⡇⠈⠈⣠⡿⢻⠈⠈⠆⠈⣸⠃⣿⠈⠈⠈⠈⢰⡇⠈⢰⣿⠈⠈⠈⠈⣿⡇⢀⡾⠈⢠⡇⢸⠙⣦⡘⣆⠈⠱⡄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡇
>⠈⠈⠈⢸⠈⠠⠈⡇⢀⡾⠋⠈⡿⠈⢰⠈⢠⣿⠂⢿⡄⠈⢠⠈⣼⠁⠈⢸⣿⠈⠈⠈⢸⣿⠁⣼⠇⠈⣼⠁⢸⢰⡌⢷⣼⡄⠈⢷⠈⠹⣿⣿⣿
>⠈⠈⠈⡌⠠⢁⡾⠑⠋⠈⠈⢸⡇⠈⡎⢀⣾⡿⢀⠋⣷⡄⢰⠈⣿⠈⠈⢸⣿⠈⠈⠈⣸⡟⣼⡟⠈⣰⡿⠈⣸⢸⡇⢸⣿⣇⠈⢸⡆⠈⢻⣿⣿⡇
>⠈⠈⢀⡷⢡⡿⠁⠈⠈⠈⠈⣿⡄⢠⠁⣾⢻⡇⡌⠈⠸⣷⠘⣤⣿⡄⠈⣸⣿⠈⠈⢀⣿⣿⡿⠈⢠⣿⠃⡰⠹⠸⡃⢸⣿⠙⢧⣼⡇⠈⢸⣿⣿⡇
>⠈⠈⢸⢧⣿⠃⠈⡐⢠⡏⢀⣿⣅⣼⣼⣏⣼⣤⣀⣀⡀⢻⣧⣿⡟⡇⠈⡟⣿⠈⠈⣼⣿⡿⠁⣠⣿⠃⡰⠁⣦⠃⣇⢸⣿⠈⢈⣿⠁⠈⢸⣿⣿⣇
>⠈⠈⣼⡾⠏⠈⣰⢣⣿⡇⢸⣿⠈⣷⡟⠈⣼⠃⠈⠈⠉⠉⠻⣿⣧⣿⡀⡅⣿⠈⢰⡿⣟⣡⣾⣽⢷⠞⠓⢺⠟⠂⢻⣾⣿⠈⢸⡏⠈⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿
>⠈⢠⡿⢣⠈⣰⣿⣿⣿⡇⣸⡏⣸⣿⣰⡶⣿⡶⢾⣿⣿⣧⣒⠾⣧⢹⣿⢸⡟⠈⢋⣸⠟⢁⣾⢕⣃⣤⣤⣾⣤⣀⢸⣿⡟⢀⡿⠈⠈⡼⣿⣿⣿⡏
>⠈⣾⠁⡟⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⢿⣿⣿⢹⡇⠐⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⠉⠃⠈⢸⡟⢸⠃⣤⠞⠁⡠⠿⢿⡛⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⢻⣾⣿⢁⡾⠁⢀⣼⣵⣿⢋⣿⠇
>⠈⡇⠈⢣⣿⣿⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⢸⣧⢹⡄⠻⡄⣿⣿⣿⣽⠃⠈⠈⠈⠈⠃⢸⠈⠁⠈⠈⠈⠈⠘⣿⣿⡿⡿⠁⣠⠾⠁⣣⡞⠈⣠⣾⣿⣻⠏⢸⡿
>⠸⠈⠈⣾⡿⢿⡏⠈⣿⠉⢿⣧⠈⢷⣷⡀⠈⠈⠈⠁⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠉⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠙⠛⠛⠃⠈⠈⠈⣼⣏⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠈⣿⠃
>⠈⠈⢸⡟⠃⠈⠈⠈⢻⡀⠈⠻⣷⣄⢻⡳⡄⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡄⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⣿⠏⠈⢠⡟
>⠈⠈⠸⠃⠈⠈⠈⠈⢸⡇⠈⠈⡌⠻⣷⣷⡀⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠸⠟⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢈⣴⣿⣿⡿⣽⡏⣼⡏⠈⠈⠈
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡈⣿⠐⣆⠘⣆⠈⣍⠳⠈⡎⢱⣄⠈⢠⣄⡀⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣴⢢⡆⠠⠛⣩⣿⣿⢃⣿⢟⣿⠇
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠙⢿⡀⡘⣆⠘⣦⠹⣦⡀⢸⠈⣿⠈⠈⠉⠙⠛⠓⠒⠒⠖⠚⠋⠁⠈⣼⡇⢸⠈⣠⣾⣿⣿⡟⣼⡏⣸⡿
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠓⠈⢿⣷⣌⣷⣼⣿⣾⠆⢻⡇⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣾⡇⣿⣾⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⡟⣡⣿⠁
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠹⢿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠈⣾⡗⠤⣀⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⣠⠴⣾⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⠋⣸⣿⠟⢰⡿⠁
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣷⠘⣿⣿⠁⢠⣿⣿⣶⣤⣍⡒⠦⢤⣴⣂⣭⣴⣾⡟⣿⡇⠈⡟⠁⢠⣿⠋⢀⠟⠁
>⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠸⠃⢀⢺⣯⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⢹⡏⣿⣹⣿⠈⢸⣴⠟⠁⠈⠈
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>>74955004
if dubs pay denbt
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I'm so sick of liberals.

I'm getting really fucking tired of these people. I am tired of winning. In the sense that we shouldn't even be having these pathetic character-smearing battles to win in the first place. We voted for the fucking guy to get into office, and he should be able to get the fucking job done.

These rhino globalist sellouts deserve to hang on a stake in the white house lawn. These leftist little cucks attacking with bike locks and all this crap, I'm just about ready to stop holding back.

But I'll continue to hold off and wait. Can't let these little shitbags win. But at this point, I don't even consider them Americans anymore. They want to watch this fucking beautiful country burn. They are treasonous cucks. We need more laws like the "you don't have to stop for protestors when you're in a car" law.

We saw what happened in the LA riots with the truck driver who stopped for rioters.
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/brit/ more like /shit/ you bunch of mudskin wankers
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im a runt
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Evening lads. Wenger OUT.
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>At a Christmas party I might point to an ornament on the tree and say “that’s what my balls look like”
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>>74954237
how do you know this is 1000
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>>74955033
Kanker
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If doubles the alt-right Trumpsters will leave 4chan forever
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>>74955005
CARDIFF
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non-octal gender
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fuck the british isles
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>>74955042
black irish reporting in my brother
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>>74955036
⡀⡀⢠⢐⢐⢅⠃⠧⢊⢌⠦⢧⣇⠄⡄⣣⡨⠦⣽⡽⣮⣣⣺⣯⢕⣶⢿⣾⣿⡩⠔⣑⡼⡰⡘⢰⢑⡠⣨⢤⠧⢔⠁⡂⠂⠂⠁⠁⠁⠁
⠂⠈⠰⡻⣦⡓⡏⡻⠣⡻⣚⠾⡹⣯⢞⡾⣿⣯⣟⣿⣿⣿⣮⡿⣿⣺⣟⣿⡼⡪⡫⡧⡗⣳⠟⢙⡼⢚⣉⣅⢞⢢⡃⣣⠥⠊
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠈⠛⠷⣿⣷⣬⡪⡿⣝⣿⣿⣽⣽⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣯⣷⣽⣟⣾⣯⣪⢇⣾⣳⢴⣫⣶⡟⠈⠁⠁
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠉⠛⠿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣻⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⠋⠋⠙⠁
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣅⠫⣞⢿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣟⠁
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣷⢓⠐⡈⡟⢽⢿⠿⡱⡜⣿⣿⡂
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢽⣿⡿⣟⢾⠛⠪⡗⡤⠁⠐⡁⢏⢏⠺⡘⠌⣿⣿⡇
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠨⣿⣯⢿⢷⢁⠆⢟⠈⠁⠁⠐⠨⡇⠁⠐⠨⣽⣿⣯
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⣿⣿⣛⢎⠐⠁⡫⠁⠁⠁⠁⠠⡃⠁⠠⠁⣿⣿⣷
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⣿⣿⣃⠁⠁⠁⢂⠁⠁⠁⠁⢨⡗⠁⠁⢰⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⣽⣿⣿⣖⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⣿⣷⡀⠁⢬⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠠⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠂⢀⠁⠁⠁⠁⠙⠿⣷⡬⣿⣿⣿⣿⠆
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠨⣿⣿⣷⠎⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠩⠙⢧⣙⢿⣿⡃
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠨⣿⣿⡣⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠙⢿⣿⡇
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠨⣿⡟⣼⡃⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠈⢻⡇
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠈⣿⡞⣿⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢻⣗
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⣯⣾⡇⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢸⡧
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢽⣿⡗⠁⡀⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢸⡯
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢹⣿⡗⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠠⣟
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠹⣿⡗⠁⠁⢀⢤⠔⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢐⡷
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⣿⣧⣴⠴⠉⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠈⣿
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢼⡤⠔⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠨⣷
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢻⡇⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢐⣷
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢸⡇⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠰⣆⡀⠁⢐⣗
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠐⡧⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⡀⠁⠁⣆⠁⠁⠁⠙⢻⣶⣿⡇
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠈⣿⠁⠁⠁⢪⣔⣂⣄⠁⡘⣓⠤⣀⡀⠁⠹⣿⣇
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⣻⣤⢒⣛⡫⠩⡙⠈⠑⠉⡈⠉⠄⢂⡩⢙⢹⡇
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢼⡟⢛⠁⠤⠒⢘⣍⡻⣿⣿⣟⠘⢢⢝⣢⢷⡗
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠈⢷⢃⣤⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣽⣷⣮⣮⡏
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢘⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠁⠉⠁⠁⠉⠙⠛⠿⢿⣯⡀
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢰⡿⠋⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠉⠻⡄
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⣟⠁⠁⠁⠁⢠⣴⣶⣷⣷⣴⣀⣀⠁⠁⠁⠁⡗
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠼⡀⠄⠁⠈⢜⠼⡸⠚⠝⠽⢽⡿⣦⣄⠁⢨⠂
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠈⠧⡵⡢⡡⠈⠌⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠋⠋⢿⠁⠇
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠙⢜⠱⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⡨
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠈⢆⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⢀⠂
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠣⢀⠁⠁⠁⢀⠆⠁⠁⡠⠂
⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠁⠉⠈⠈⠈
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IRA did nothing wrong
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this thread is moving too fast, nobody will notice that I am a Greek
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>>74955022
>⠉⢉⢩⡏⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⡏⠉⡍⠋⣿
>⠐⡀⡾⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢣⠈⢄⠡⣿
>⠠⢰⠃⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠸⡌⠂⠆⣿
>⢀⢸⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢀⢀⡀⣀⠂⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢇⠡⠂⣿
>⠂⡎⠂⢀⠂⠤⠂⠄⠂⠐⠒⠒⠒⠦⠤⢤⣀⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢀⡠⠄⠒⠈⠉⠂⠂⠂⠂⠉⠈⠉⠉⠐⠒⠤⡀⢸⠠⢁⣿
>⡆⠇⠈⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠉⠁⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠐⠊⠁⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠈⡇⠠⣿
>⣇⠃⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⣇⠡⣿
>⢸⡁⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢸⠂⣿
>⠸⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⣀⢀⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢀⣀⠤⠴⠒⠒⠒⠲⠤⣄⡀⠂⢸⠂⣿
>⠂⡅⠂⠂⠂⣀⠔⣒⣭⣭⡴⣦⣬⣭⣉⡒⠦⣀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢀⠠⠒⣉⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣬⣑⢪⡅⣿
>⠂⡇⠂⠠⣪⣴⡿⠋⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠴⣿⣿⣶⣌⡱⠄⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠐⣁⠴⠛⠉⡴⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⣿
>⠂⠇⠂⣼⣿⠃⠂⠂⠂⠂⢠⣾⡀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢀⠞⠁⠂⠂⠘⠂⠂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿
>⠂⡃⠸⣿⠇⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠁⠂⠂⠂⠂⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⣿
>⠂⡱⢈⣿⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⣿⣿⣿⠋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⡿⣾
>⠂⠥⠂⣿⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢸⣿⣿⡿⢩⣿⣿⣿⣿⡈⢿⡇⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢻⣿⡁⢆⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⢁⢂⢻⣿⢹⣿
>⠂⠭⠂⢻⡇⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠈⣿⡿⠐⡨⢿⣿⣿⠿⡐⠌⡏⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠘⣿⡔⡈⠆⠤⠉⠥⡐⠨⢄⠸⡟⢨⣿
>⠂⡇⠂⠂⠹⡄⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠙⣧⠑⠰⡈⠍⡡⠒⢨⢰⠇⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠘⢧⡰⢈⠆⢩⠐⡄⢃⢂⡞⠂⢘⣯
>⠂⡇⠂⠂⠂⠉⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠘⢎⣡⠐⠡⠂⣍⡴⠋⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠙⠲⢬⡤⡥⠴⠚⢁⠂⠄⢘⣿
>⢸⠙⡄⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢀⠂⠂⡈⣉⠛⠉⠁⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠒⠂⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠉⠂⠂⠂⠂⢈⣿
>⡎⠄⠐⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠈⠁⠁⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠠⣿
>⡇⠈⢄⠂⡄⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢐⣿
>⣧⡀⠈⠢⣰⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢠⡆⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢨⣿
>⣹⡏⢠⡀⠈⢣⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠈⠃⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢰⣿
>⢸⡇⠄⡿⢳⡄⡇⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢰⣿
>⠸⣇⠂⢿⡱⢸⢽⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢸⣯
>⠈⣧⠈⢼⡱⡋⣞⢧⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⡸⣟
>⠂⣿⡈⡐⣗⡇⣛⢾⣆⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⡇⣿
>⠐⢸⡇⢠⠹⢦⢹⣚⣯⢦⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠠⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢀⡀⠔⠊⠁⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⢀⠇⣿
>⢈⠐⣿⠂⠌⢻⡄⣿⣞⣿⣷⢆⡀⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠁⠂⠤⠠⠄⡀⠂⠂⠠⠤⠄⠒⠈⠁⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⠂⣸⠂⣿
>⣤⣦⣹⣬⣬⣤⣷⣸⣿⣯⣽⣼⣿⣦⣄⣠⣀⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀
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Hate runts. Not prejudiced.
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Just read every post in this thread and can confirm that none of them are very good.
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pittsylvania county more like shittsylvania county
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At work lads.
Can't wait to get off
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1337, epic
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good thread
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>yfw post filters have been turned off ITT

tb?h I'm not sure if the whole 'sm?h tb?h fa?m' gimmick will even catch on again it's been so long
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>>74955071
M I C K E D
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K
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>>74955022
quite enjoyed this one
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>>74954760
Your favorite word
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>>74955038
IF DUBS YOU MIGRATE TO ALGERIA AND BECOME AN ISLAMIC SLAVE
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>>74955053
when it was posted I looked at the bottom of the page and it said 1000
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Guys, there is this girl who is absolutely 100% obsessed with me and its driving me up the wall.

I like her and I've thought long and hard about it but I just can't see it working out between us and I want to let her down as gently as possible but have no idea how. She has told me countless times how I'm everything to her and I'm her world etc and I think this will crush her

Really need help here.
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>>74955053
4chan x
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>>74955077
I noticed your dubs
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Why is this thread so long?
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What is your:

>Height
>Weight
>Shoe size
>Eye colour
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im contributing
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>74955096
>Can't wait to get off
;^)
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so this is what happens when redditors meet up
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Nästan inga invandrarkillar från mellanöstern vill ha en svensk kvinna för något seriöst, svenska tjejer är horor och de är till för knull säger dem. Särskilt killar som nyligen har kommit hit vill ha dem för att öva på men gifta sig med en oskuld från sitt eget land, väldigt ofta samtidigt. Killarna ser svenska tjejer som lättlurade och väldigt lätta att utnyttja. Samtidigt dras svenska tjejer väldigt mycket till invandrarkillar för de är så charmiga och spännande. De styr och bestämmer och de är inte snåla.

Svenska kvinnor är bortskämda och har inte sett så mycket. Många av dem är korkade och ser ner på sina svenska män. De faller direkt när invandrarkillar flörtar med dem och bjuder dem på sprit och cigaretter men de förstår inte hur ofta de blir lurade och utnyttjade och hur många andra kvinnor de kan ha samtidigt som dem. Till och med min lärare på SFI för 9 år sedan lämnade sin högutbildade svenska man mot en stornäsad arab i klassen som bara flörtade lite. Jag träffade henne några år senare och hon lät inte nöjd över sitt val. Mitt råd till föräldrar är också att ha koll på era döttrar i högstadiet och gymnasiet eftersom många invandrarkillar ser dem som väldigt lätta mål, jag ser dem stå där och flörta med tjejer på skolan varje dag.
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Les particules elementaires, Michel Houellebecq's bestseller from 1998 which triggered a large debate all around Europe, and now finally available in English, is the story of radical DESUBLIMATION, if there ever was one. Bruno, a high-school teacher, is an undersexed hedonist, while Michel, his half-brother, is a brilliant but emotionally desiccated biochemist. Abandoned by their hippie mother when they were small, neither has ever properly recovered; all their attempts at the pursuit of happiness, whether through marriage, the study of philosophy, or the consumption of pornography, merely lead to loneliness and frustration. Bruno ends up in a psychiatric asylum after confronting the meaninglessness of the permissive sexuality (the utterly depressive descriptions of the sexual orgies between forty-somethings are among the most excruciating readings in contemporary literature), while Michel invents a solution: a new self-replicating gene for the post-human desexualized entity. The novel ends with a prophetic vision: in 2040, humanity collectively decides to replace itself with genetically modified asexual humanoids in order to avoid the deadlock of sexuality - these humanoids experience no passions proper, no intense self-assertion that can lead to destructive rage.

Almost four decades ago, Michel Foucault dismissed "man" as a figure in the sand that is now being washed away, introducing the (then) fashionable topic of the "death of man." Although Houellebecq stages this disappearance in much more naive literal terms, as the replacement of humanity with a new post-human species, there is a common denominator between the two: the disappearance of sexual difference.
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He's a Laz who pretends to be Greek because he was rejected by his kin on /int/. He's sad, ugly and inbred and derails threads with his bullshit spamming

Here is his story

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/61519569/#q61527690


Mother and father are village people.
Mother was never allowed schooling or any kind of education, was later sold as a nanny under the guise of marriage and suffered my grandmother from my father's side.
It is really a cliche, I shit you not.
She became pregnant with me and I learned later she tried to kill herself with me.
Never wanted me, used me to vent her frustration at how unfair life is.
Threatened and punished me for no reason and made me feel worthless.
Nowadays she is like "I didn't do anything like that :^) it was your own fault for being like that:^)
Why can't you be like these healthily raised children :^) why you got no gf :^) you see me so much in other women that you gave up at any normal relationship :^) Something happened by our own fault?
Your fault, should have told us what we did wrong while you were not there to warn us :^)
Like we would ever listen to a child, kek!"

That said, I left and now she harps on my younger brother's.
That's life

>23
>laz
>short
>fat
>ugly
>dumb
>unemployed

>clean your room they said
I never did
>go get some bread they said
I said I don't want to
>get off the pc they said
I got off 15 hours later
>get a new haircut they said
I cut it myself
>go out and hang out with girls they said
I fuck my hand
>you're worthless
I cry
>shave your face
I shave my ass
>leave the house, go out
I go to toilet
>even kids speak better turkish than you do
>I'm gonna get rid of you soon
>you ate everything in the refrigerator again?
>I was working at your age
>He's your son, you tell him
>What should I say? He doesn't listen
>I don't want to see you like this
>your manboobs are bigger than mine
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baka desu senpai
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>>74955080
>>74955084
>>74955085
off this thread
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>>74954984

>>74955092
>>74955092
>>74955092
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fookin laser sights
fookin unmanned drones
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>>74955077
witnessed
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i would just like to point out that the dutch are superior in every way compared to all other races and cultures.

tl;dr kanker
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Long as my benis desu
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Jag har tröttnat på Svenska kvinnor då de inte har någon humor, utseendefixerade, prinsessyndrom, skitsnack, inte vågar ta till orda utan allt ska "låta vackert och snällt", ingen intelligens och feminism.

Testa att skämta med en kompis på stan och säg smått högljutt att kvinnor ska stå i köket, då får du en blick utav alla kvinnor på gatan som du är en sexist - även om det bara är på skämt men säger du att alla män är svin så kollar de på dig som om du vore den smartaste människan inom mils avstånd.

Nej, kvinnor överlag har jag tröttnat på. Klart det finns vettiga tjejer i Sverige men de är lite som diamanter, inget du precis hittar på gatan.

Det kommer komma en dag då jag ska stadga mig, skaffa barn och så vidare men för varje år så kollar jag mer och mer mot andra länders kvinnor. Lyckligtvis är jag ung och ska nog inte ha barn förrän om 10 - 15 år så har ingen väldans stress men jag ser inte Svenska kvinnor som ett fungerande val idag.
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>Runt
>Yanks
>fuck off billionaire
>Seppos
>Cunts
>Fuck off
>Replying to a 30 minute old post
>Phone up, York, ah nice, very impressive etc.
>Jobcentre
>Alri
>Ribena
>lads
>Mate
>Cheers
>What the fuck does this even mean
>Why's he walking towards the camera?
>Norman
>Frogposting
>reeee
>roooo
>wank
>poo
>pee
>orchestrate a wank
>cara
>Wales
>Janny is gonna do his nut
>@posting
>unironic gay posting
>complaining about this country going to shit
>Banter
>Maisie
>Nando
>cheeky
>emoji
>all me desu
>desu
>uni
>meme uni
>lisicki
>corbyn
>UKIP
>Pakis
>Gif, Fuck off
>delete this
>ur mum
>fuck off billionaire
>fuck off to Facebook normie cunt
>english flag is racist
>*back the fuck off*
>abnormie cunts
>autism
>holiday
>strawpoll
>anime
>good lad
>gimmick
>new gimmick lads
>business idea
>spoiler that hog
>gas yourself
>4 (four)
>anime
>reported
>banter
>tbqh
>sersh
>rorke
>rasheed
>runt
>radical centrist
>pasty babies
>janny
>ass, fuck off yank
>[County] mentioned
>me on the right desu
>good lad
>gf just sent me this
>Got called racist in greggs earlier lads
>new meme
>wew lad
>walkers crisps
>unsubscribes
>Kev
>thailad
>dormers
>Tim
>Dentist
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>>74955080
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⣀⣀
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣀⠤⠖⠊⠉⠉⠙⠒⠤⣀⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣠⠶⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠑⠒⠤⣄⣀
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⣀⠤⠒⠉⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢠⠈⠈⠈⠑⠦⣴⡀⢀⣠⠤⠤⠤⠖⠚⠛⠛⠛⠒⠢⠤⣞⡁⠈⠙⢦⡀⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠉⠑⠒⠤⢄⡀
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣀⠤⠔⠊⠉⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣰⣯⣄⣀⠈⠈⢀⡠⠒⠉⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠑⠺⣀⡘⣆⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠑⠢⡀
⠈⠈⠈⠈⡎⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣀⠤⠒⠉⠈⠈⠈⠉⠓⣢⠊⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⠈⠈⡀⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢷⡌⠳⣄⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⠕
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠑⠒⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠔⠒⠉⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡴⠁⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣿⣿⡞⣧⡀⠈⠈⠈⠰⣌⢲⣤⡶⡫⠁⠈⠡⠈⠈⠉⠙⠒⠒⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠒⠊⠁
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡰⠃⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣼⠇⠈⠈⠈⠙⢦⠈⠈⠈⠞⣹⠿⡍⢦⠰⡄⠈⢡
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡼⠁⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣸⡟⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠑⢄⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠳⣽⣄⠈⡆
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣰⠁⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⣴⠿⠦⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠉⠉⠑⢄⡀⠈⠈⠈⠈⠘⣿⡄⢱
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⡴⠃⠈⠈⠈⠈⢀⡴⠋⣤⣶⠦⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⡐⣲⣿⣦⣀⠈⠈⠈⠸⣿⡘⡇
⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⣺⣁⣤⣤⢀⣠⠞⠋⢸⡏⣿⣿⡾⠃⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠈⠻⣿⡿⠃⠈⠓⢄⠙⠓⢿⣷⣿⡀
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Yes what do you want
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>>74955103
h0w d0 1 1nt0 13375p3ak?
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>>74955129
none of your fucking business 'mate'
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there's a scar/lump thing on my head
picked it and it's bleeding
help
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>>74955120
pic of said girl
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>>74955106
sm?h tb?h fa?m
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Whatever the Navajo told you... it's just one possible solution derived by Cipher. My will is different. I've known you since your time at Langley. I've long been the other side of your coin. 1964. Soviet territory. FOX's first mission. Any mess you made, I was there to clean up. You completed your task - and admirably. The "information" you returned was for more than enough to fill out pockets. With it, out futures became - more or less - set in stone. And then the major came to me with an idea. "Washington doesn't know how to spend money," he said. "I'd like to... redirect it". His goal was an organization dedicated solely - covertly - to supporting America. Cipher. You know the rest. To him, it was mourning - the loss of his friend. Or rather, an act of revenge. On the world, but America most of all. American is a country of liberty. A meeting of immigrants. Instead of simply assimilating, its citizens live alongside others. Their roots are varied. Diverse. America's never been made up of just one people. But he tried to forge a single conciousness. For it, and from it. The idea that every citizen would use free will to unite behind their country. Unilateralism like that can't be entrusted to any one individual. So the major sought a system that used information, words, to control the "subconscious". To unite America and the entire world. The major thought this was his friend's will, but I never understood what she wanted. Before he ever walked, or cried - even before he was born - his mother tongue was English. he doesn't know the pain of losing his own language. Not yet. He cannot understand her will. I do. I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed, along with the words they made me speak. Words are peculiar. With each change I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong.
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Check out these sexy kevs
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>>74955161
True.

Kanker
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I'm gay lads
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WTF1000 POSTS?? HOW?
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>>74955194
you'll be alri
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gibraltar is spanish
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such a shite thread
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What does it feel like to live in one of them English Countryside Mansions?
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While this solution is the fantasy at its purest, the deadlock to which it reacts is a real one: in our postmodern "disenchanted" permissive world, the unconstrained sexuality is reduced to an apathetic participation in collective orgies depicted in Les particules - the constitutive impasse of the sexual relationship (Jacques Lacan's il n'y a pas de rapport sexuel) seems to reach here its devastating apex.

We all know of Alan Turing's famous "imitation game" which should serve as the test if a machine can think: we communicate with two computer interfaces, asking them any imaginable question; behind one of the interfaces, there is a human person typing the answers, while behind the other, it is a machine. If, based on the answers we get, we cannot tell the intelligent machine from the intelligent human, then, according to Turing, our failure proves that machines can think. - What is a little bit less known is that in its first formulation, the issue was not to distinguish human from the machine, but man from woman. Why this strange displacement from sexual difference to the difference between human and machine? Was this due to Turing's simple eccentricity (recall his well-known troubles because of his homosexuality)? According to some interpreters, the point is to oppose the two experiments: a successful imitation of a woman's responses by a man (or vice versa) would not prove anything, because the gender identity does not depend on the sequences of symbols, while a successful imitation of man by a machine would prove that this machine thinks, because "thinking" ultimately is the proper way of sequencing symbols... What if, however, the solution to this enigma is much more simple and radical? What if sexual difference is not simply a biological fact, but the Real of an antagonism that defines humanity, so that once sexual difference is abolished, a human being effectively becomes indistinguishable from a machine.
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>>74955223
this is how
*whips out stand*
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is this earth?
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>>74955033
>>74955199

I warned you lot
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>>74955223
an hiro fugged up the uploading so no new threads can be made
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>>74953423
>Checks flag
Nothing of any interest to report here
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kanker
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don't think my phone will be able to handle this thread so i hope the image problem is fixed before i go off to uni x
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desu senpai I'm baka at the cucks in this thread
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don't read this post
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consider myself a bit of a runt
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Mämmi?
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ITS FUCKING WORKING AGAIN
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What's the easiest way to get rid of my phimosis?
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whatever you do, do NOT copy and paste the body of this post janny does NOT like longposts
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Perhaps the best way to specify this role of sexual love is through the notion of reflexivity as "the movement whereby that which has been used to generate a system is made, through a changed perspective, to become part of the system it generates."1 This appearance of the generating movement within the generated system as a rule takes the form of its opposite; say, in the later stage of a revolutionary process when Revolution starts to devour its own children, the political agent which effectively set in motion the process is renegated into the role of its main obstacle, of the waverers or outright traitors who are not ready to follow the revolutionary logic to its conclusion. Along the same lines, is it not that, once the socio-symbolic order is fully established, the very dimension which introduced the "transcendent" attitude that defines a human being, namely SEXUALITY, the uniquely human sexual passion, appears as its very opposite, as the main OBSTACLE to the elevation of a human being to the pure spirituality, as that which ties him/her down to the inertia of bodily existence? For this reason, the end of sexuality in the much celebrated "posthuman" self-cloning entity expected to emerge soon, far from opening up the way to pure spirituality, will simultaneously signal the end of what is traditionally designated as the uniquely human spiritual transcendence. All the celebrating of the new "enhanced" possibilities of sexual life that Virtual Reality offers cannot conceal the fact that, once cloning supplements sexual difference, the game is over.

And, incidentally, with all the focus on the new experiences of pleasure that lay ahead with the development of Virtual Reality, direct neuronal implants, etc., what about new "enhanced" possibilities of TORTURE?
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>>74955265
KEK
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>>74955233
Because theres a mong spamming this thread in every general
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣃⡀⢠⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⣨⠇⠄⣠⠴⠚⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡇⢰⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⡀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢉⣇⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠇⠄⢨⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢾⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡞⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⡇
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>image uploading is fixed
N-NANI!?
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>>74955291
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/balt/
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New thread possible
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here is my post you absolute madmen
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Contri
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>whatever you do, do NOT copy and paste the body of this post janny does NOT like longposts
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hello again
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nu thread wen
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are images good?
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>>74955357
>>74955357
>>74955357

>>74955357
>>74955357
>>74955357

new thread

brits only
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post slags
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>>74955344
EXTREMELY good post
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>>74955358
I tried.

It got deleted.

Not sure why.
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images yes
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went and made a new, i did
>>74955375
>>74955375
>>74955375
>>74955375
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lads
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⢶⠆
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⡿⠄⠄⢠⡄⣠⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⡀⠄⢀⣠⣤⣄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⠃⠄⠄⢸⡟⠁⠄⠘⣿⡀⢀⣾⠋⠄⠄⠹⣷⠄⠄⣿⠄⠄⠄⢰⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⢾⣇⠄⠈
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⠇⠄⠄⠄⢸⡇⠄⠄⠄⣿⠇⠸⣿⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⠄⠄⣿⠄⠄⢀⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⠙⠻⢶⡄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⡿⢦⣤⣼⠟⠄⠄⠻⣦⣤⣤⡾⠋⠄⠄⣿⠄⠄⣼⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⢦⣤⣤⡾⠃
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⠏
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠁


⠄⠄⠄⢰⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣶⠄⠰⠶⠶⣶⡶⠶⠶⠂⢰⣶⠶⠶⠶⠆⠄⠄⣶⠶⠶⢶⣤⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣦⠄⠄⠐⣶⡀⠄⠄⢠⡶
⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⣾⠃⢻⡆⠄⠄⠄⢸⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⡯⠄⠄⠄⠘⣷⡀⢠⡿⠁
⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⠶⠶⠶⠂⠄⠄⣿⠶⠶⣾⡋⠄⠄⠄⣸⡏⠄⠈⢿⡄⠄⠄⢸⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣷⡿⠁
⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⠄⠄⠘⣷⡀⠄⢠⡿⠓⠒⠒⠻⣷⠄⠄⢸⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⠃⠄⠄⢰⣿⣀⣀⣀⣽⡇⠄⣿⠁⠄⠄⢸⡏⠄⢰⣿⠄⠄⠄⢹⡇⠄⢸⣿⠄⠄⢸⡇
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⠄⠄⠄⠸⣯⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡀⠄⠄⣸⣇⠄⠸⣿⠄⠄⠄⣸⡇⠄⢸⣿⠄⠄⢸⡇
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⡀⣻⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⠄⠄⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⠄⢀⣸⣆⡀⠄⢀⣀⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⠃⠄⣀⢀⣀⡀⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢸⡇⠄⠄⢀⡟
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣧⠄⢀⣽⠄⠸⣏⠉⠉⡁⠄⣿⠄⠸⣏⠉⠉⡁⠄⢸⡇⠄⠸⣏⠉⠉⡁⠄⠄⠄⠄⡾⠄⠄⠄⣿⡀⠄⣸⠇⠸⣇⠄⢀⣼⠁⢸⡇⠄⣸⠃
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠉⠈⠄⠄⠈⠉⠉⠁⠄⠉⠄⠄⠈⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠉⠉⠄⠈⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⠁⠄⠄⠄⣿⠈⠉⠁⠄⠄⠈⠉⠉⠁⠄⠈⠁⢠⡏
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I am in dire need of (you)s pleas halp
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Fights like a raging bull

Dresses like a raging homosexual
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Nice
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spell icup nibba
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My thread has been the longest /brit/ thread of all time
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EVERY POST BELOW THIS ONE CONCEDES THEIR NATION AND FREEDOM TO THE QUEEN.
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>>74955402
big milk jugs
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>>74955499
NO FCUK OFF
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Post happy images to celebrate.
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>>74955418
Seriously, the bullying against members of /pol/ is getting way out of hand, especially since /pol/ are some of the biggest contributors and most involved in creating OC.

Its not just "memes" or "banter", its vicious attacking and regardless of intentions it does demean people and hurt feelings. I can't say I'm the only member of /pol/ who finds it hard to take pride in this board after having years of constant and needless attacks defaming my board from insecure losers here. Why not bully /tv/ or /g/? Do they not have much more to be ashamed of than our peaceful little board? /b/ get bullied less than us and yet we are the less degenerate board on 4chan.

Like when its not just banter, when a meme is repeated over and over again, repeated systematically, it eventually becomes a truth irregardless of the intentions in repeating it. And that isn't just jokes any more then, then its harmful !

Would you call a polack a "racist"(disgusting word) to his face? Would you say to a kind,peaceful and hard working salt of the earth polack man that they are a "nazi"? Would you say those words to your fellow white brother? Are you starting to feel ashamed now? You fucking degenerate?
Your destroying 4chan, your dividing boards against each other, your doing the opposite of what you claim to support when you engage in this incredibly abhorrent behavior. So I encourage you to stop now!
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we did it reddit
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>>74955472

>>74955472

>>74955472
new
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>>74955525
ME
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>>74955489
Not really. There's been 2k before desu.
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:3
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/brit/ is an american general
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Let's celebrate the ability to post images again!
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This thread is moving so fast that no-one will see my blog post.

I said a full sentence of human speech in the last 5 months. I've deliberately fucked up my sleeping pattern so that I wake up in the evening and go to sleep in the late morning, just so I don't have to interact with my housemates. There was this one time when my housemates wouldn't leave the kitchen/living room area so I starved for 48 hours until the coast was clear and I could finely go down and eat in peace. And even then I just usually get takeaways because the shops are often shut by the time I wake up so I'm running low on food to cook. I want to do something to improve my lifestyle but I simply don't give a shit anymore. I don't give a shit that I'll fail my final year at uni. I don't give a shit that I'll fail my exams. I don't give a shit that I'll be £30k in debt. I wouldn't even kill myself because I can't be bothered to by the things required to commit suicide. And even if those things were handed to me, I'd probably still fuck it up.

I know no-one really cares here, but it's good to get this off my chest. Not that it makes much of a difference though.
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>>74955589
hmm
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Say no to Brexit!
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>>74955604
kankerflikker
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This thread is going so fast no one will know that I browse reddit
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>>74955641
fuck off weirdo
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CAN WE GET 1500 REPLIES BEFORE IT DIES?
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hey guys
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what the fuck is wrong with this thread
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>>74955552
NSB'er
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>1448 posts
>237 posters
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>1400+ replies

wtf
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>>74955694
got a little willy haha x
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>>74955694
it would be extremely painful
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>>74955694
We can try
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>>74955694
Sheit mang
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>>74955750
all me
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lets go
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>have nice fappin session going on
>be done
>stand up and look out the window
>see room across the street full of people
fugg
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GAS GAS GAS I'M GOMNA STEP ON THE GAS

JANNY WILL DIE IN A FLASH
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Yesterday, I paid for Tinder plus.
It's cool. You get to travel around the world, super liking beautiful women.
Yesterday I met this Indian woman. Beautiful eyes. Her name actually means eyes. I think she's a little famous. So much so, I thought it was a fake Tinder profile, even deleted her on Tinder, and then........next thing you know she messages on her public FB.
Stupid? Yes, I feel that.
The point is she power lifts.
Today, I signed up to a gym and tomorrow I start weight lifting.
I'm super stoked.
Then today, one of my students starts talking to me about Mohammed, Rumi, you become universal, look at bad within yourself, everyone has the light of god within them, she was mesmerising me with her words.......she's a true storyteller.
I realised: wow I miss that. we miss that: Storytelling. Who tells stories today? Muslims, that's who.
So I'm going to read about Mohammed. And try to figure out why Islam keeps knocking on my subconscious.
I'm convinced I'm a 20th generation muslim. (Malta was Islamic).
I need to figure that out.
So a diet of powerlifting, Islam and meditating on co-living in Phu Quoc is the order of the day.
14 day no FB binge, let's see if works.......
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eth'd
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Leave this thread to me
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>tfw no finnish gf
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>>74955801
you fapping with windows opened?
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Don't give up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9M9edAufPI

desu
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>>74955922
>tfw no gf at all
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What happened with the bumb rate?
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>>74955999
nice digits anon
check thoses
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>>74956006
>tfw no 190cm dutch gf
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>>74956022
brits have no work ethic
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Thread is going so fast nobody will bother to translate 'Black Man' into Welsh
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LET'S GET IT TO 1488 BOYS
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>>74956055
Why are there so many comments? Is it not usually 315 max?
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20 something posts to go
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>>74956126
That's bump limit. After that, the thread no longer gets bumped with each reply.
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Reminder that you will never be the best
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>>74955944
I usually close the curtains but I didn't see anyone from where I was sitting so I thought fuck it

Turns out they could all see my screen, and afterwards me walking towards the bathroom with my willy in my hand
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>>74956216
Can't believe everyone switched threads so soon
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>>74956216
>no James May in that picture
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(︹)
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4 posts short of 1488
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>stopping 15 posts short of 1500
fuck SAKE
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WONGA OUT
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(︹)
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hehe, not gonna make it
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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.
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Anime
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fuck this thread is still up
>>
lets atleast get it over 1500
>>
>>74956391
>>74956425
delete these
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Shitpost faster boys
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Posting the 'fu before the image limit
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Is /int/ always this broken?
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doing a poo
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>>74945293
Why are british women so ugly? Is this inbreeding meme true?
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1500 for /balt/
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>>74956536
AAAAAAAAA
>>
Cancer
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>the average english male
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>>74956522
It's because the local chavs at the council estates have nothing better to do than breed all day.
And drive fords like cunts.
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>1500s

we /renaissance/ now
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>>74956603
>Not wanting to be a little sissy slut sucking cock
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>>74956056
Underrated
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Bad gateway error
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4chan servers are overloaded somehow.
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Just wanted to let you know that this """record""" doesn't count since you got help from other generals and the site has been fucked up for hours, not allowing new threads to be made.
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>>74956777
not even our record, we've gotten 2300 before with fewer posters. this was just for fun

fuck off anders
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>>74956777
>"""record"""
doesn't even come close to our record you dumb snownigger
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>>74956522
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>>74956777
If im 188cm tall with hazel eyes and dark hair, do i have a chance of impregnating Norwegian blonde grill?
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