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/IMG_1142 lad/ edition
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BUMS!!!!
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lmao!
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Any books on how to become more manipulative?
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did a cum
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anime
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alri thailad
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/shit/ more like /brit/
haha btfo
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cara
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Hooting and screeching at the continuing circus that is the trump administration

Also doing a hoot at the Labour Party

Love being a radical centrist
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>>74942954
Good lad

Feels great to be superior
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lmao a duck in gamestop whats it even going to buy its got no money
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> semester is almost over
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>her nickname is pronounced [pū:]
PŪŪ!
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would rather accept white british chavs as immigrants than pakistani doctors
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>>74942974
??? or WTF if you like! - message sent 29 April 2017
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what does asian pussy taste like
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>>74942974
ill buy it whatever it wants faggot
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absolutely fucking fuming right now

absolutely LIVID
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>>74942944
alri
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neets in
students out
wagies out
stay at home mummies out
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scotland isn't a real country
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>>74942954
>trump
>>74942974
>gamestop
>>74942983
>semester

YANKS OUT REEEEE
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>>74943029
what's wrong bruce?
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*lets off a silent but deadly brap*
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>>74943042
dont quote me or my duck ever again
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>>74943049
gooks and brown cunts getting in the way of my success is all
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At work just 7 hours 47 mimutes to go.

Gonna try and just lay low hoping no one burdens me with any tasks
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>>74943052
*Pinches my nose*
*looks at you with disgust*
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*gazes longingly into your eyes*

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFPT*
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ill knock you out in a sec
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>>74942954
Absolutely mooing at the Rorkes who thought that Trump's leadership would be anything but a farce
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>why yes i am from germany
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>>74943068
good
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I am so beyond sick of this shitty general.
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boarded this bus, any other lads here with me?
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>>74943090
ruminant
>>74943096
sausage
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>>74943074
> in just 7 hours 45 minutes you'll be posting "work in 12 hours"
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canada isn't a real country either
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On a buys desperately trying to avoid eye contact with this aussie wanker
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>>74943113
Poominant
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some bent pommie cunt is browsing /int/ on his phone lads
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what trump is or isn't doing is not what's important

what matters is that hillary is not our president
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>>74943088
*knocks your cock off*
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So what will happen when Trump gets impeached for collaborating with the Russians??
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*gets schwifty*
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*politely watches anime on this bus i'm on*
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>>74943074
you should feel greatful you have a job rather than trying to do as little work as possible. it's blatant disrespect to your employer, who gave you the opportunity to become part of their team. if you don't like working there, quit and allow someone who actually wants to contribute take your role.
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>>74943159
Mike "Zap the gay away" Pence
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*aggressively takes a photograph of my reflection on the train home*

who am i?
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Doing a howl at this weeb nonce on the bus lads
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>>74943136
This.

Laughing at yanks is a great hobby of mine and having Clinton at the helm would really curb the amount of material I have to screech at
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Ugh... why it's in german
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Drinking M&S Malagueta chilli hot sauce

Fucking delicious

Love M&S
Love pints
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is prossiesisterlad, dare I say it, the preeminent /brit/ personality of our time?
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fact: German is the ugliest language in the world
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>>74943194
Her losing has been the funniest thing about the whole situation.
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fact: Germans are the ugliest people in the world
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>>74943190

/ourguy/?
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alri thailad.
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>>74943222
am inclined to agree, although dutch is a pretty close second
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>>74943249
alri
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>>74943246
hate this pompous twat 2bh
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THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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Fucks sake. Wasn't paying attention and I just let out a loud, high-pressure fart in the kitchen in the presence of my fit housemate.

Might have to go upstairs and do another shameful wank to her bikini pics on Facebook
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>>74943285
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Thailad.
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>>74943235
>hillary blames comey for her loss
>trump fires comey
>democrats attack trump
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DHAILAD :DDDDDD
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BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

YEAHHHHHH
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>>74943302
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>It is very good that there are yellow French, black French, brown French. They show that France is open to all races and has a universal vocation. But [it is good] on condition that they remain a small minority. Otherwise, France would no longer be France. We are still primarily a European people of the white race, Greek and Latin culture, and the Christian religion. […] Those who advocate integration have the brain of a hummingbird. […] Arabs are Arabs, the French are French. Do you think the French body politic can absorb ten million Muslims, who tomorrow will be twenty million, after tomorrow forty? If we integrated, if all the Arabs and Berbers of Algeria were considered French, would you prevent them to settle in France, where the standard of living is so much higher? My village would no longer be called Colombey-The-Two-Churches but Colombey-The-Two-Mosques.


What did he mean by this?
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>>74943174
Boss hasnt given me muvh work this week.

Just some small tasks that i am workibg in
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>>74943308
They were attacking him about fucking ice cream a matter of days ago, they're better off being ignored.
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>>74943343
why do you keep posting that whore, she's not even pm anymore
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*BRAP*
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>>74943348
not a word of this essay was observed by my spherical sight organs
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>>74943371
She has a lot of pictures with good facial expressions.
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>>74943382
Me on the bottom.
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Me and the brother

At least I graduated high school
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>>74943421
at least your brother isn't a fat leaf
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>>74943421
*jiggles your belly*
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thailad

thoughts on this image?
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>>74943443
no strong opinions one way or another.
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Imagine being so pathetic you avatarfag on 4chan in order to convey an online persona

Imagine being so pathetic you activrly try to get anonymous posters approval and get upshet when they challenge you.


What a dstate of affairs
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>>74943421
did you graduate at 30
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lets say a race war were to occur and you were given the opportunity to massacre a family of any nationality, which would pick?

korean for me
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>>74943459
very upset by this post
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>>74943468
Those Canadian winters age you
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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/Location_of_Cossack_Hetmanate.png

Something's genuinely charmante about that map. I guess geography of Slavia interests me in a way that other global regions like Africa don't.
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>humps for 600 yards

lol
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>>74943421
>never graduated hs
>will still be validated by infinitely more women

makes you think
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>>74943382
had a dream that I got the thicc kinky indian girl I used to shag to sit on my face last night and it was great

thinking about giving her a cheeky text later on to see if we can rekindle the spark. NEED her to kick me in the bollocks
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>there are no good looking Paki gir-
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>>74943493
You can act all aloof now but we've all seen you bfeakdown and get flustered when people call you out
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>>74943542
>bfeakdown and get flustered
You flatter yourself, sir. I suppose that's the issue of imagining the tone of posts. I encourage your autism all the way, come with it.
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>>74943539
Why would you hide where she works?

Extremely suspicious
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>>74942931
The Prince
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>>74943610
who /iago/ here?
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>>74943599
Cos the creeps here on /brit/ would try to get her FB profile etc, it's happened before. Also I hid her university, not her workplace.
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*votes for pedro*
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just got told i'm being sacked at the end of the month

they've only gone and done it the mad man hahahaha how am i gonna pay my rent now hahahahaha what am i like hahahahaa
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>>74943640
you have two weeks to figure something out

plenty of time
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Just sacked Nigel so that he would stop posting Brendan
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>>74943589
Heh my state of mind is irrelevant im anonymous. I dont avatarfag or create a persona which i need to defend. You on the other hand actively try to feed your feeble ego
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>>74943640
What did they sack you for?
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>>74943656
i'm a mong tho so it'll take 4 minumum
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off to do a poo lads will keep you updated
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watching Storm Hawks
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>>74943632
Mate, literally just cut out her profile pic from the screenshot you posted, reverse image search, and voila.

https://twitter.com/VershaVC

She's a fittie though, give her a good shagging up the shitpipe from me if you get with her x
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poolad update:
can't do poo, room mate is in toilet
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>>74943640
If i got sacked the only thing id worry about is how my cv looks. Can always turn up to the 'rents shpuld shit go pairshaped
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39945782

part of the 4.6% lads

feels good not being a wageslave
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>>74943683
i would apply for unemployment and other benefits today, and ask your boss(es) if they know anyone who's looking or help. who knows, maybe you can find a better job right away
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>>74943675
>You on the other hand actively try to feed your feeble ego
How do I stop this? By not posting pictures of Yingluck?
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>>74943610
Bollocks book that doesn't teach you anything applicable to real life.

Even 48 laws of power was better
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Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
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what's the best shakespeare play and why is it Macbeth?
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>>74943698
shrieking, absolutely done in
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want a brown gf
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>>74943739
post the stupid webm
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>>74943748
>Naming the Scottish Play
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>>74943758
'sheed
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>>74943733
Stop avatarfagging
Stop acknowledging and feedimg and defending your perona

Stop blogposting about your life in thailand. Or go to /thai/ and shit that general up
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absolutely love walking past rasheeds and just muttering "sheed" while pretending to tip my fake fedora

really gets those rasheeds in a twist haha
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>>74943771
that only applies to the actors when they're backstage doesn't it?
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poolad update: will poo in 10 minutes
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feeling extremely lonely and depressed

am completely certain now that my life will not have a happy ending
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YEEE BOYS WHATTTUP

>>74943797
>>74943798
*bangs your heads together*

WOOOO

>>74943784
*RKO's you*

YEEEEERRRRRRR
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>>74943698
Spotted the creep
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>>74943813
can you post again 30 seconds before you poo?

I've got a poo coming too and I'd like to synchronise with you

we can compare poo notes afterwards too
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Work update: done all my work, gonna have a full Irish then do big poos in the special needs toilets. Not disabled just like it, simple as
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>>74943830
okay lad will keep you updated xo
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>>74943825
virgin detected
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was wondering how long it would before aussies would latch on to the edition in the title gimmick. its interesting how aussies literally never produce their own gimmicks but instead bandwagon and leech off others.
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>absolutely love walking past rasheeds and just muttering "sheed" while pretending to tip my fake fedora

>really gets those rasheeds in a twist haha
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>>74943830
SHITTING RIGHT NOW!!!
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>>74943834
what's a full irish

is that when you take a pint up the bum and then arsebarf it into someone's mouth
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>>74943825
>creep
no, just someone who can take two seconds to search for something. I don't give a poo about doxing some random girl you saw on Tinder, just wanted to make the point that hiding her location/uni/whatever is pointless
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Reminder that Jakub is unequivocally /ourguy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvouLOjKgqk
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>>74943784
I feel like you're over blowing each of these things. Can't you just filter me if I bother you this much?
>>74943798
I don't know
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>>74943862
feck off yank
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just absolutely caked the toilet with a massive poo lads

dire situation in there right now, going to leave it to simmer down before flushing it as i think If i attempted to flush it would destroy the loo
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might take up mountaineering and try to climb muchu chhish
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poomad update: flatmate shat one so big, it has causated a blockage
I REPEAT: WE HAVE A BLOCKAGE IN TOILET A-1
It's the ONLY toilet and yesterday's vinda-loo is rapidly approaching exit-point!
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>>74943878
*arsebarfs in your mouth*
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>>74943897
soz lad x
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might go around town asking people to sponsor me on my no supplies free climb up mt everest
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>>74943877
Look how bumpained youre getting just because someone doesnt likw your dumb persona

'just filter me then'
Lol do one
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>>74943868
me in the mask
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business idea: everyone flush their toilets at the same time and see what happens
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>>74943941
steady on now...
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>>74943941
alright i've got my finger over the flush button

you say when
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britpoo lad: off to take a poo
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Toilet just went orange
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OI MISTA PROIME MINISTAH

...

ANNDDAAAY
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Lads, have any of you messed around with Hackintosh before ?
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>>74943922
Hey, I'm trying to be reasonable here.
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>>74943862
it's the Popish name for an Ulster fry (with only minor difference)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_breakfast#Ulster
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business idea: portable toilets
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>>74943949
ok I'm on the shitter right now

wish we could hold hands to make this even more intimate
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>>74943849
Your virgin detector is way off sunshine
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business idea: do a posh wank while doing a poo
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>>74943863
Alright creepo calm your tits
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>>74943960
no but I know people who've done it very successfully

don't know why you'd ask here when there are dedicated communities for hackintoshes out there on the ol' webs
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>>74943961
he's right. you do use this place to garner attention and forge some ridiculous online persona. the near constant backlash you receive on a daily basis should be evidence enough but unfortunately you suffer the same problem as tripcunts who let their ego cloud their awareness.
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>>74943973
Primary poo went out well, just sitting on the toilet for my secondary poos now
*squeezes your hand with anticipation*
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Ah yes 6 hours to download 5.8GB
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>>74944039
Jesus, i get that in 20 minutes or less
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fact: living in 'the greatest time in human history' was several decades ago - we've been on the decline since
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>>74944032
*places my free hand on your shoulder and looks deeply into your eyes as wet shit splatters and explodes out of my bum and against the shining white porcelain*
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>>74944097
Depends on your personal preference and location desu
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Started browsing some left-leaning forums.
Very odd how they seem to think that Corbyn is being mindlessly attacked by the media. Seems to me like he's just shit at PR.
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Have an indian neighbour whos adopted.
His biological brother got in touch with him last week. Turns out hes actually a paki and his brother lives in Birmingham and has two wives
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thailad btfo
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>>74944098
*giggles* willy just got a bit firm from my poos and my asshole is burning xo
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>>74944097
would rather live now than in the 1960s if that's what you're getting at
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>>74944031
I guess "he's" finished talking and now you're certainly a new person weighing in. Lovely.

Why don't you filter me, new person or do you not have a reason either?
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Question for 90s kids and early 2000s kids: Which version of Sabrina the witch did you think looked cuter and hotter? 3DPD or 2D?
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>>74944092
Malcolm said we can't have optic fibre to homes.
So we are wasting 56 Billion to have FTTN.
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>>74944119
the funny thing is lefties always go on about how the right encourages a victimhood mentality when they do it to the extreme
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Hate thainonce and thainonce enablers
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imagine continually posting images of the same person over and over then claiming to not avatar

wew
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would like to fuck Brandy from Brandy and Mr. Whiskers haha
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>>74944162
i hate his shitty webms he's make. really uninspired. he's got the computer skills but no creativity. think he should just stick to plopping out code like the trained monkey he is.
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>>74944127
Baile Átha Cliath
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>>74944139
>1960s
t. start of the decline
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>>74944176
I remember getting sershlad repeatedly banned for avatarfagging while the little runt squealed about "not actshually avataring reeee" hahaha

Love abusing runts to their absolute limits
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>>74944189
>no creativity
this is a fair criticism
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>>74944153
that is funny
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>>74944176
thats because his ego has clouded his awareness. as already described in my scathing yet illuminating report on him.
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poolad update: having flushed my poos i now return to my bed

hoping britishpoolad will join me xo
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>>74943868
good lads
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>>74944137
My poo's all finished, just need to wipe the slop off me bum now
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*slaps you*
*you start to get teary eyed*
haha whats the matter bro why are you getting angry
*punches you in the gut*
*tears are streaming down your face*
haha why are you upset for bro
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>>74944221
can we bring the poos to the bed?
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>>74944146
>early 2000s kids
do not invite underage cunts to respond.

I never watched the cartoon, Melissa was best in Clarissa.
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>>74944193
no
hes the only nonwhite person on my road. Hes not a muslim either since his adoptive family were irish
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>>74944230
>why are you upset for
fucked that up didn't you
Bet you've gone as red as a spanked runt now you've seen the monumental cock you've made of yourself

Blimey
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Indians at my work claimed that quality of life in India wasn't that different to Australia

Chose to keep silent, but amazed at the delusion
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got kicked out of a club last night lads

can't remember anything that happened besides being kicked out and some guys selling me coke

also seem to have lost my phone which is a bit of a bitch
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>>74944249
Absolute state of the south
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>foreign older qt I'm acquainted with always wants to spend time with me
>always gives me compliments but because her English is poor it's hard to tell if she's flirting
>quite innocent, doesn't seem to understand my advances
>too scared to go in for a kiss. Would love to keep her as friend but also need a gf

Fucks sake. She's educated and doesn't hate muh freedom but clearly can't grasp cultural shit like this. European-only immigration is ESSENTIAL.
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is harry potter real
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haven't been around in a bit
how's pakipoo doing
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>>74944262
>fucked that up didn't you
???
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>>74944267
India is honestly horrible in terms of conditions, even the "nice" parts are filthier than the average US truckstop bathroom
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>>74944271
>lost my phone
tried tracking it online?
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if yellowstone erupts will it kill us all or just the y*nks?
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was born in 1999 ask me anything
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>>74944275
adopted children have existed forever lad
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>>74944322
how do planes work?
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>>74944262
Sounds fine to me. Posh southern runt
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>>74944322
What month?
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>>74944313
all of us, apparently.
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>>74944313
yanks will be absolutely fucked and we'll have a good several months to laugh at them before food supplies begin to dwindle and we slowly die off over the coming years of volcanic winter
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Finally done work for the day, now I need to go to the gym and get my daily fried chicken meal
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>>74944352
*Sprinkles ants on your chicken*
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>>74944334
Aye that proud Irish tradition of adopting pakis
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>>74944322
favourite tea brand?
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>>74944350
nah fuck that we'd be fine ay just fucken make some damper
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>>74944365
devilish
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>>74944350
worth
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any truth to the allegations of tim being a nonce?
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>>74944245
Underage? I was born in 94(I'm 22, not underage) and I'd say i'm an early 2000s kid, because the early 2000s are what I actually remember from my childhood, not the 90s.
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>>74944385
Why are Danes so racist?
>>>/wsg/1684049
>>
>>74944322
fuck you.

i was playing rainbow 6 and reading the book at the same time
>>
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>>74944375
remember Ray Mears talking about damper when he did survival in australia haha

good lad is our Ray
>>
>>74944370
his surname is andersson
its the swedish cuck genes
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>>74944365
>>
check those digits
>>
>>74944405
that's not racist, it's a tribute to the mystique and nature of Africa
>>
4?
>>
dogs are subhuman

cats are bro-tier
>>
>>74944336
>>74944347
>>74944373
prefer not to say
>>
>>74944444
>>
>>74944434
How does this behaviour correlate with Swedish genes to well? Even in the US the most Swedish area also has the most Somalians. Wtf
>>
>>74944435
I knew that you would post this exact picture

So predictable
>>
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*drives up alongside you and throws a metal rod into your wheel, causing you to crash*
>>
This one goes out to all my bipeds who identify as ladies.
>>
>>74944482
joke's on you
i want to die
>>
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>>74944405
>they blacked up the kids
Screeching
>>
>>74944479
It's a quality picture
>>
i can't find the bolton strid on google maps, lads
>>
girls are subhuman
>>
>>74944414
high quality banter
>>
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>>74944498
*the rod is thick enough just so your car loses control and you end up a cripple but don't die*
>>
What the fuck do I do for the next 4 months until I start uni again?
I have no gf, no friends and no money.
All I do is read, watch shitty TV and go to the gym :(
>>
>>74944552
good excuse to live the NEET life
>>
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>>74944249
I've a bunch of arrogant chinks next to me who are NEVER away. Even the bastard grand-baba has come in the last fornight.
Not sure if he's a yéye (paternal side) or wàigōŋ (maternal side).
Making noise banging doors, running up and down stairs, crying baby, kids (who never speak english) and they knocked on my door, incessantly rang my doorbell (that I have since cut) about me playing music, hypocrites to hell.
>>
it will soon be legal to shag girls who were born after 9/11
>>
>>74944565
learn something from the internet
>>
>>74944567
you're already doing it
isn't it wonderful
>>
get a life
bin that knife
>>
>oh no! Now you're crippled and can't enjoy everything life has to offer like working every day or navigating social politics or going outside
>>
>>74944565
learn the piano
>>
>>74944596
i'm a student mate
do plan to off myself though, not sure why i bothered
>>
Feel like a ghost at any family dinner, total disconnect
>>
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i found it lads

the infamous bolton strid
>>
west ham man, cocaine fan and and pro muslim ban
>>
>>74944615
>working every day or navigating social politics or going outside
there is literally nothing else to do in life
>>
>>74944615
I enjoy all those things you weirdo
>>
Wake... from your sleep
The drying of your tears
Today we escape, we escape

Pack.. and get dressed
Before your father hears us
Before all hell breaks loose

Breathe, keep breathing
Don't lose your nerve
Breathe, keep breathing
I can't do this alone

Sing.. us a song
A song to keep us warm
There's such a chill, such a chill

You can laugh
A spineless laugh
We hope your rules and wisdom choke you
Now we are one in everlasting peace

We hope that you choke, that you choke
We hope that you choke, that you choke
We hope that you choke, that you choke
>>
getting my daily dose of lindybeige and metatron lads
>>
getting my daily does of starscream and megatron lads
>>
Liverpool fan, ex Military and police. Not homophobic but its too much in our faces. Not racist but have seen it as a white person in Africa
>>
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lefties seem to spout stuff like this on a daily basis but always seem reluctant to give actual examples.

probably because actual examples of intolerance, persecution and bigotry would all involve muslims.

and that would be racist.
>>
>>74944717
>Liverpool fan
scum
>ex Military
scum
>police
scum
fuck off
>>
party on friday night

sure it'll be fucking shit. In some deanos new apartment

might smash a flask and get devilish
>>
Don't fit in anywhere
>>
>>74944732
I don't think even the far right have a problem with gays anymore.
>>
>>74944732
Also churches not marrying them and christfagsm bakers not making them cakes and pray the gay away
>>
Loving HUSBAND, family chauffeur & Father. UKIP Supporter (but no racist) & football hater (but no poof).
>>
normie general

fuck off my board
>>
watching a rising storm:vietnam video on the 'tube
need a /brit/ squad when this comes out so we can kill those slanty eyed fucks together
>>
>>74944783
oh on a couple of benders weren't allowed a cake? the humanity!

meanwhile in virtually all muslim countries queers are still imprisoned and executed for their nature. and no one seems to give a shit (because its racist to notice things)
>>
>>74944732

get out of your poncey southern bubble

plenty of people still despise gays
>>
>>74944732
a true Danish hero and champion of the people
>>
>>74944814
ermmm no
>>
>>74944792
what is husband?
>>
Got into the faststream but into a really stupid department (defra -environment, food and rural)

What do
What do?
>>
>By 2025, the UK is projected to have the highest levels of obese women in Europe (38%
>>
spent 30 minutes finding the bolton strid and nobody cares lol
>>
>>74944832
listen MAYTE
fuck off ye?
>>
>>74944779
I'll fit my willy in your fanny then we'll see x
>>
just faststreamed into a sock lads
>>
>>74944840
THICC
>>
>>74944840
The thiccening awaits
>>
I'm a bit high rn
love spliffs
>>
>>74944815
Okay as a definitely rasheedy liberal I don't think it's racist to notice muslim (and less relevant Christian countries) countries being massively homophobic.

Where did you get this idea from? Did a non-liberal tell you that?
>>
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the dream

cagers absolutely LIVID
>>
>>74944868
#spliff
>>
hate poofs
love pints
not racist
>>
>>74944848
Don't recall Ireland being in Vietnam mate x
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Migrate:

>>>/lgbt/8286049
>>>/lgbt/8286049
>>
might unironically start my day off with a beer

not an alcoholic just love pints
>>
>>74944838
Get in, then transfer.
Get in and find out you like it.
Get in, work for 18 months and then leave to the private sector/a completely unrelated public sector using transferable skills.

Simples.
>>
>>74944880
bus lane?
>>
Any other proud labour voters here?
>>
>>74944877
raheem
>>
love forener poofs simple as
>>
>>74944815
I think people do give a shit. I think people just tend to care mote about stuff that happens nearer to them.

Eg when musfags die in central african rrpublic at the hand of christfag mobs. Not evem mudslims here give a shit
>>
>>74944905
if i only played games with ireland in them I could only play fifa
>>
not racist... just fucking honest!! ENGLISH not BRITISH
>>
>>74944937
Gonna raheem your mum's fanny innit
>>
Any other proud torys here?
>>
>>74944932
rajesh
>>
new:

>>74942726
new:

>>74942726
new:

>>74942726
new:

>>74942726
>>
>>74944918
Cant transfer.
Im already in a decent job. Bit confused
>>
>>74944932
You must be gutted
>>
>>74944921
a line of 6 buses periodically sweep down all 6 lanes, pedal to the metal
>>
>>74944976
botnet do not click
>>
>>74945010
beautiful
>>
was nazi germany a western country?
>>
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>>74944981
>>
would love to make sex with victoria derbyshire
>>
>>74945064
heh
>>
hope we make contact with an alien species and that they're less advanced than us so we can just merk them
>>
would love to make sex with victor in derbyshire
>>
Doing a poo at work ama
>>
>>74945108
same desu
would love to exterminate some inferior aliens
>>
>>74945108
unlikely since we still haven't found out how to realistically escape from our own star system
>>
>>74945083
Think you mean Victoria Coren Mitchell, mate
>>
>>74945050
there was the comintern, the western allies and the axis powers. germany was the chief power in the axis.
>>
could heem any form of terrestrial life outside our solar system
>>
>>74945129
I've got it worked out, don't you worry
>>
>>74944913
This used to be the norm. Miss the good old days that i wasn't born in desu
>>
well good morning
bit wet out
>>
>I'm an ethnic Kekistani
>>
>there will never be a HUMAN'D pornsite in your lifetime
Hold me lads
>>
one of you complete and utter cretins make a new thread before i heem myself
>>
>>74945117

but how are you able to shower immediately after?
>>
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>>74945252
I don't
>>
>>74945257
>>74945257
>>74945257
>>
>>74945293

>>74945293

>>74945293
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