/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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>>74942726

NEED a gf(female)

>>74942770
bit gay

>>74942770
>be white
>have gf (female)
>get cucked

>>74942775

t. actually gay

I'm at work right now watching best of the worst.

One more night after this then my off week

mormons

>>74940002
>CPoland

>>74942924

and why would you link it here?

>>74942999
I didn't want to be alone when the FBI/RCMP gets everyone.

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>tfw the only /cum/ poster

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>>74943377
wassup senpai

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>>74943436
Watch the thread while I'm gone alright?

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>>74943518
ill do my best

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o boy

https://youtu.be/WOPdAbMFE-w
watching modern marvels buds pretty fucking comfy

>>74943606
Thanks

Definitely going to watch this

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>got banned for braposting on /cum/

wtf I thought this was my safe space

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>>74943829
>janny ignores gay porn
>bans for clothed women
>he does this for free

>>74944302
you into fat fucks m8?

my stomach hurts should I call out of work again

>>74944437
Eat more fibers, stop drinking milk

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Question for 90s kids and early 2000s kids: Which version of Sabrina the witch did you think looked cuter and hotter? 3DPD or 2D?

>>74944557
3dpd sabrina is very average looking

>>74944583
So 2d it is then?

New:
>>74942904
New:
>>74942904
New:
>>74942904
New:
>>74942904

runts

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>>74945067

>>74945081
>tfw no MH on vita

Hello fellow graveyard shift buds

>>74945081
my doggo had the same sweater...

I miss you doggo...

>>74943602
I watched it a while back. It's alright. Not bad, but it could use better dialogue scenes

Just got done watching Men in Black 3

Lovely way to end the trilogy

*$harts*

wuss poppin jimbo

why was 4chin down

fuck this miserable heat. it completely drains what little energy I had

>>74950216
because gookmoot cant run a site

/dead/

Just stopping by 4chan to laugh at your dead general. Later, losers.

I cant upload pictures

>call doctor to make an appointment
>talk to desk lady
>tell her all my symptoms
>instead of making an appointment says the doctor will call me back
>never calls me back

I just need some fucking anti-biotics fuck

>>74950590
>contributing to anti-biotic resistance
kys

>>74950657
>not taking anti-biotics when you have an infection

kys

oh wait you already are trying to

>>74950677
i'm sure he has a serious life threatening infection rather than a virus or something antibiotics won't even work on

>>74942825
What job do you have?

I have a penis

>>74950921
That isn't worth very much t b h

>>74950573
yep, pics down

>>74950725
You're sure

Based on literally nothing at all.

I have two x chromosomes

i have a very feminine dick

>>74951069
as sure as he is that he needs antibiotics

>>74951119
I literally have an infection growing on my lips, I had it growing in my salivary gland, I had a sinus infection. I tried to wait it out for over a month and it's only gotten worse.

There is a much stronger chance that I need anti-biotics than not.

>>74951216
maybe you should leave that judgement up to a trained professional instead of literally calling them up and saying gibsmedat lmao

*plays xcom*

>>74951323
>maybe you should leave that judgement up to a trained professional instead of literally calling them up and saying gibsmedat
When did I do that?

*cucks you*

Fuck Donald Trump and fuck his supporters

>>74951462
>I just need some fucking anti-biotics fuck

>>74951485
a mature and intellectual stance on the issues

it's starting to be more fun to troll conservatives than liberals now with the advent of so many redditors swallowing the_donald koolaid

>>74950590
buy some antibiotics for fish, it's the same shit

>>74951487
Did you skip over the first part of the post?

>>74951485
>his supporters
*white people

i shit on dead american soldiers grave and wipe my ass with american flag.

>>74943377
literally me

>>74952361
Still mad you didn't get a green card?

alri lads, /cum/ is formally invited to help /brit/ rack up as many posts as we can

we're aiming for over 1000 posts

>>74945293
>>74945293
>>74945293

we need HIGH SPEED ENERGY

>in the 90s today
>going to be in the 90s tomorrow
NOT a fan of this I already miss winter

>>74952613
piss off

>>74952613
>>74952747
don't piss off
stay in here, and don't invite any of these wankers to /brit/ again

>>74952632
high of 30 here today. I don't know how people live in hotter climates without being completely exhausted all the time

>>74952805
I'm just sitting here and sweating my buttcheeks off. I'm glad I don't have to work the next 2 days

>>74952783
fuck you i would never join ur shitty general anyway

https://youtu.be/Tc8iu0XFUQc

whats wrong with japan

need to replace some spoke nipples on my bike
would rather just throw it out and never ride again

>>74952613
>>74952783
Go fuck yourselves

Whoever drives the green sedan...you left your lights on

>>74952632
global warming die
you will sink into the sea

>>74953102
I think florida has a much higher chance of sinking into the sea than new hampshire

>>74953161
it's been 90 here for months and nothing's happened

Why can't I stop coming to this fucking site and endlessly beating my dick?

I was on a good road. This is ridiculous

>>74952993
That's how I feel about any clothes that require ironing.
They just build up in the closet until I throw it all away every so many years.

Fuck wypipo

>>74953429
deadass fuck thots on god

*is white in front of your gf*

heh, nothing personal, kid.

didnt get enough sleep last night

Heh i kept you awake didn't i?
;^)

Aliens killed me

>>74953531
I'm white too and I don't have a gf.

>>74954196
How can you still post?

Test post

I keeping getting "Error: Upload failed"

>be me
>hear ding dong
>go to door
>open
>some black guy in normal sans nig-nog accent walking his dog says my sprinkler thing is running and it can be shut off
if he's not gay he probably has a gf

almost every post on the whole board is happening in /brit/

>>74954327
Why the fuck can't I post images?

>I visit /brit/
>maninfedora.jpg

>>74954327
same
at first it only happened in /brit/ so I figured it was because they reached max images

>>74954430
/dead/ general can't keep me satisfied

I am sworn to stand by Israel as a follower of my Rabbi Jesus Christ

>>74954327
>>74954391
>>74954456
I read /int/ before it went down and apparently the CP pole poster was back so many that has something to do with it. Maybe gook moot put everything on lock down

*invites you to dinner*

*respectfully declines*

>>74954537
>CP Pole poster
I'm going to need the story behind this

>>74954628
There's a pole poster who comes to /int/ every once in awhile and spams CP

It's the first time I've seen in him months though

reddit >>74954628

>>74954628
Newfig

should I buy a car or keep driving my moms car?

>tfw no strong, masculine, muscular male (((((friend))))) to softly dominate me and use me as a toy

*insits on taking you to dinner*

>>74954769
cars are bad

stop supporting their existence

have 2 (TWO) dominos interviews today

what if I have to deliver a pizza to some apartment complex and can't find the particular door? seppuku?

>>74954787
Is a punching bag a toy? If so I'll take you up on that

tfw no gf
*bald cancer patient.jpg

>>74954855
gym equipment are not toys

>>74954680
Huh. I would have though this was strange, but we're talking about Slavs afterall. Autism is hardwired in their DNA.

>>74954769
I'd use hers until it conflicts with schedules or something

tfw no gf(male)

Sad green man with red lips.jpg

>>74954787
>>74954941
its a match made in heaven

>come home from work between 1 and 3 pm a lot
>crossing guards are usually out for the school kids
>i always cross early instead of waiting for them to wave me over
>look like a jackass every time because i either force traffic to stop to accommodate me or i get trapped in the middle of the street until another opening

i'm pretty sure they usually call me out on being an idiot when i do this but i can't hear them because of music
one of these days i'm gonna get hit by a car and they're not gonna be surprised

>tfw no friends

Should I shower before or after I go to the doctor?

*pondering frog.jpg*

>>74955035
before, so you can clean your ass before you go get fingered in your bum when you get your prostate exam today

>>74955065
if somebodies going to finger my bum I don't want them to enjoy it

honestly don't understand the point of friends
a gf on the other hand i want

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>>74954805
I like driving when I'm stressed out
>>74954928
>until it conflicts with schedules or something
she actually has another car. I used to have a car but got rid of it. She got a new car but they didn't want to sell because it has a rebuilt title so it's only worth half it's price. They let me take the car 300 miles away to college and will let me do it again in the fall. I really like cars though and just feel no personal connection to the car. it's boring to drive and just feels like a mom car. it's a 07 passat

>university housing is giving away free A's game tickets

kick ass

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hi

>>74955228
>A's game tickets
Add is right

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neat, pics work again

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ideal gf

Need to succ

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SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

>"""""girl"""""friend

>>74955603
That's a boy.

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Gonna head out and get a burger lads. Which place should I get it from?

>>74955603
i would suck that girls penis

>>74955729

5 guys

>>74955729
carl's jr

>>74955729
Wendys

Stop bullying jeb bush

>>74955729
you wanna get one together? have an awkward meetup?

it snowed this morning
send me some warm weather

do you want to help me pick out a car?

>>74955785

wanna trade? havent had any rain in like 2 months

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>>"""""girl"""""friend
>That's a boy.
>i would suck that girls penis

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>>74955314

heil hitler (read: i have returned)

>>74955197
It seems like it could be a good back up car (though that seems impractical if you're in college). but if it were like my parents' minivan I'd definitely get something different

>wanna trade? havent had any rain in like 2 months
ah yes the state of CALIPHornia

>>74955817
get an audi a6 or a7

>>74955853
>that second one's comment

>>74955842
yes gimme some of that cali heat

>>74955966

its not that hot, desu, only like 75 degrees

>>74955966
I'm pretty sure it's high 80s or mid 90s for me
I could feel the sun wanting to burn my skin when I went out for like 5 minutes

no one must know i listen to kpop

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>>74956002
75 sounds nice

>>74956016
*cuts the string*

more like K-poop

Korea? More like Shouldvenukedthemtoorea

>>74955817
get a honda civic

I wish it never got warmer than 23 degrees Celsius

>>74956016
*cuts the stool*

>>74956120
LOL

that feel when i will never be beaten and raped

made an imgur album oug of uglyfu

http://imgur.com/a/y4iuy

>>74956153

you're absolutely right

is anyone else having posting take a long time?

>>74956206
>is anyone else having posting take a long time?
i thought it was 4chanx fucking up as usual, but maybe there's a glitch in the matrix

Dafuq is wrong with 4chan at the moment??

i succed a dicc

>tfw no gf(female)

how long should I keep my milk in the fridge if its 3 days past the 'best by' date?

>>74956348
-3 days xD

how long should I keep my milk in the fridge if its 3 days past the 'best by' date?

test

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i woke up several times last night with explosive diarrhea

i am both mentally and anally exhausted today

>>74956397
don't know

thanks for posting it twice, captcha

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>>74956302
Fug I just got my dicc succed!

going back to taiwan in september lol
(gotta put a ring on it)

good night /cum/

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What do you think of those Japanese Toes

>>74956431
That's not a grinch

shitmany needs to be destroyed

>>74956691
Bit long for my taste

Some people hate me

>>74956901
I hate you

/dead/

what should i make for lunch lads

>>74956802
the news said it is

you probably read fake news

>>74956960
soup

>>74956197
a chicano made that album

>>74956197
who's that sloot

THERE HE IS, THERE HE GOES AGAIN

>>74957073
https://twitter.com/Communism_Kills

is a 12h layover in hanoi a good idea?
wanted to fly into kaohsiung this time but the only reasonably priced flights are with vietnam airlines via hanoi
probably not worth the visa fee

>>74957062
LOVE this cat

I think a woman speaking french is incredibly attractive

There i go, there i go again
Look everyone! I posted once again!

Am i the funniest guy around?!

>>74957132
yeah, hanoi looks great imo

I feel bad that my lab partner is doing our entire project basically on her own

>>74957486
suck her off to relieve stress

>>74957321
jeg ler

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felt like i was gonna puke on and off throughout the day and i still feel sick

Niggers were laughing at me again buds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDGCCqeBLic

who still listening in 2017

>>74957624
who gives a shit

>>74957642
i've been laughing at you too

>>74957624
Yeah, who gives a shit. Dumb nerd

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>>74957705
B-but why?

>>74957624
I care
get well soon qt ^3^

>>74957486
you should. why don't you do stuff

hate when young runts say they're "still" listening to a song in the current year

>>74957822
I'm a zygote and I love this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAPWGmvrqqw

Shanghai based math rock duo FOSTER PARENTS have just released their debut album "Grim" on bandcamp

https://fosterparentsmusic.bandcamp.com/releases


Physical release next month!!!

>>74957062
Hate this cat

The less a person
accomplishies in a day, the
more he talks during
meals. But that's OK.

>>74957911
I will move to Germany

dead

Unh! Get fire up, y'all!
Feel the adrenaline rush
FLOWING, desu!

>>74958124
I will move to Taiwan.

Please enjoy your time in Jermany.

>>74958157
Sounds good
Enjoy your time in Taijuan

stop dying

file hosters that throttle free downloads to 9kB are cancer
just want to fap lmao

someone stop me

>>74958371
*tells you to continue*

whoopsie xD

how do I git gud at getting a driver's license

I'm so incapable of it and I want to get my motorcycle license

its possible to get my motorcycle license first, but thats after 6 months of riding with the permit

scheduled my driver's license test yesterday
probably going to fail

>>74958551
>>74958590
>everyone on /cum/ is 16
really doesn't make me think

i get hard when people talk about beating fags

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>phone rings
>get excited, this is the first time anyone has called me in months!
>it's from another area code but decide to answer anyway, someone actually wants to talk to me even if I don't know them
>as soon as I pick up they disconnect
>tear up a little

tfw a waste of existence

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>>74958642
s-sure...heh heh...bunch of underaged fags amirite heheh

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>>74958652
bit gay lad

kinda makes you.. ahem.. a fag

>>74958721
Is that a boy

>>74958642
im 32

>>74958642
im 21

>>74958642
im 20

this thread is 12 hours old now let's get moving

>>74958900
Shut up black person

>>74958933
i'm white (brown hair)

>>74958742
me

>>74958900
the site was down for quite a while

Donald Trump?

more like

Xirmfauld Bin Graemfp

>>74958958
No

>>74958973
why was this funny

>>74959003
don't bother posting again

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>>74959008
Flunnelfd Fruninampf

Please reply to my stupid ass posts. Please

;_;

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I've completely lost motivation

>>74959049
I love this

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>>74959067
*motivates you sexually*

>>74959049
piss flavored ice cream

donnie blumpfkin

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>>74959089
are you a girl??

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>>74942726
>my edition still up 12.5 hours later
RIP /cum/
F

>>74959075
I love u

>>74959135
I'm Californian. I can be anything you want me to be. All you gotta do is cross that wall before it gets bigger.

>>74959144
4chan was broken for hours

also super fast generals aren't good, have you looked at /brit/? it's SHITE

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>>74943559
Thanks, I'll take over now.

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>tfw post on /cum/ and /bant/

>>74959212
There's an ideal speed and /cum/ has been just a little to slow lately.

>>74959203
the wall just got 10 feet higher

im a manlet

Don't really like being black lads

>>74959310
it might be cool somewhere in the world

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>>74959310
But black people are really smart, they don't even need to be alive to get a degree.

>>74959310
what state are you in
maybe move to a place where black people have more power and wealth, like Atlanta

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>>74959358
No

When will I be able to change my race?

>>74959393
Wisconsin, also I don't really like being around black people

>>74959310
move to africa and become a plantation owner or something, liberia style

>>74959310
>being black in 2k17

LUL

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>>74959388
>aeronautical science

nigga dont need to be an astronaut to fly to the heavens

>>74959475
get the fuck out

>>74959431
honestly from what I've heard, Wisconsin is a shitty state to be black in. People there are very Nordic/Germanic and wary of non-whites. Maybe you just don't appreciate being black because of the people around you. Maybe look for a more accepting place?

>>74959525
I've never really experienced any racism, but I do live in the Nigger capital of Wisconsin

>>74959609
real talk

how big is it

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>>74959641
How big is what?

How well do you resonate with Sam?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9xUtaL0D2A

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>>74959525
>People there are very Nordic/Germanic and wary of non-white

considering they're like 10x more violent than whites there's good reason to be wary

if my ancestors could see me now they would have chosen not to reproduce

>>74959609
hm, apologies for the generalization. if you don't face any severe backlash for being black, why does it bother you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXvB3w3hu6Y

choon

>>74959714
vikings aren't people
most honkies are vikings
therefore honkies aren't people

>>74959745
same rofl

>>74959641
>doesn't know about Milwaukee

>>74959774
might be because he doesn't like other blacks and can never fully fit in with whites

>>74959774
Not a huge fan of black features.

Also just hate being around black people, but It would be weird to move to a majority white state or city

i want a mommy gf

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>>74959431
OH SHIT WHADDUP URKEL?

Black ppl stink t b h

hello friends

EYO

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>>74959936
Hello, how are you?

>>74959958
I agree

>>74959974
Hello

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whats this kind of black man called

they're very aesthetic

>>74959909
it's not that weird, but then again I'm not really that white and I've lived in 90+% white areas pretty much my whole life. >>74959884 brings up a good point, but you'll find that if you try and fit in, most people won't really care. I've had people of my own race fit in so well with whites that when one of their white friends started banter about my race, that guy joined in on their side like he didn't even realize who he was (it was sort of cringe)
>>74959929
explain what this is

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>>74959999
Too hot outside rn tbqh. Did you ever try to join the mlitary or was that just talk?

>>74960063
how hot is "too hot" for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgEKWvMUwG4

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>>74960149
here is a chart to explain canadian physiology to you

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>>74960149
It's +30C (over 86F) outside, that's too hot.

>>74960186

>>74960186

>>74960186
q
>>74960186

>>74960186

>>74960207
>Celsius
Wtf is this

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>>74960337
Commie units