Tell me a shocking truth about your country.

We eat sopa de macaco

>>74940002
The holocaust didn't actually happen

>>74940049
That just makes Germans look even more pathetic

We aren't a perfect utopia.

>>74940002

It sucks if you're dirt poor.

>tfw broke

>>74940002
The shocking truth of Worst Korea (ok ignore my flag) is that the whole country has been doing mental gymnastics to think that they got independence from Japan with their own effort. I hated that bullshit and left there. I will never go back

>>74940002
we're not really that polite

our women aren't actually as hot as everyone claims

>>74940002
We have much more Poos and islamic poos than chinks

>>74940049
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
stop denying our greatest achievement

>>74940569
can't you get jailed for saying such things, hans?

>>74940550
untrue

>>74940569
Pack your bags.

>>74940002
we paint blackbears into panda.

>>74940579
>can't you get jailed for saying such things, hans?
No, you only get jailed for denying it, so >>74940049 would theoretically be jailed

>>74940002
Every mexican knows at least one person who lives or has moved to USA

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We are not white and South Italy is third world

We actually speak Mexican.

>>74940002
We love tea much more than vodka and tea deprivation makes us suffer

Our politicians believe in eugenics and that certain races are superior to others.

>>74941261
>flag
That's not shocking at all

Americans are actually very curious and nice to foreigners as long as they don't look Muslim.

>>74941455
This is actually true, Americans love foreigners who aren't muslim (or illegals).

Some cartographers are so ignorant as to not even feature us on maps of the world.

Every Mexican household has a bottle of Worcestershire sauce

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>>74942320

>>74942336
I'm serious, we put it in pizza, in beer and to seafood and chips
We use it to marinate stuff and to season

>>74940591
Are you denying the polish death camps and the historic persecution of the jewish people in poland even before the Germans recruited you to exterminate them?

>>74940002
We aren't Nordic.

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poland, what are you doing?

>>74940002
We work in UK becuase we earn half a year income in a month there. But despite that we still come back to our motherland.

We are nazis.

MOOOODS

Fuck this guy

>>74941261
you're me? i thought only south korea and japan in asia are that retarded racists but singapore

If i was gonna get banned for cp i would go all out, none of this child modelling shit

>>74942651
You think this is shocking to me

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>>74940002
>The Best at beating fukken disrespectful haters and bullies
Kazakhstan, kek

we are not baby eating snow orcs awaiting to annex and rape the baltics at the smallest chance

>>74940708
I don't

>>74942816
It is shocking to me that you cant do shit about it.

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>>74942827
Are you saying the American media is exaggerating?

>>74942827
agreed.
why would we go to the baltics when ukraine and belarus are not annexed and raped yet.

>>74942849
I dont have a problem with latvians

>>74942899
Thats cool m8, thanks to you guys we can live just fine, if we would do the same jobs in latvia we wouldnt affor nothing at all except the bread and tax payments.

>>74943041
It would be nice if you stopped people trafficking and murdering people thougg

>>74943109
Proof?

>>74940002
there's no such thing as romanian, only gypsies

Buttfucking your male friends when you're feeling horny and there's no female around is totally acceptable and not gay at all.

>>74940613
We are corrupt.

we often eat "curry bread"

>>74940002
Pizza is actually hard to digest.
It can improve with ananas though.

We're Greek

>>74940002
were not commies

>>74940516
is this a MENA meme?

>>74944491
slavshits

>>74944888
its the truth

Brazil is a black-on-black racist cunt

>>74940074
No one is really shocked burgerfriend

>>74940002
We don't have feminism because our women has already more rights than men.
Death camps were built after WWII.

>>74943904
>this is a little faggot speak out his sick fantasies episode

They say Icelanders are really nice and it's one of the best places to visit, but in reality we only treat the tourists nicely. This place is a shithole and its inhabitants are just as bad.

>>74945011
Pardo-on-pardo
fix'd

brazil heavily inclined to join the axis power

>>74940002
Scotland is not a country

>>74940002
We microwave our water before a shooting

We are the most blue pilled country in the world contrary to popular belief

>women are bossy and bitchy like the western ones

>One town has an openly gay mayor and we have a transgender politician as well.

>being gay wasn't illegal here even back in the middle ages

>we were the only country in Europe to not have any religious conflicts in XVIth century because we welcomed all religions and ethnicities including kikes

>kikes in turn collaborated with bolsheviks and it's not a conspiracy theory but a fact, that's the reason why we are antisemitic today and you should never ever let them in

>we actually occupied Moscow for 2 years we didn't always lose wars

>young people here are about as conservative as americans are white women fuck niggers if they have the chance, polish men often shill nigger women altough never have the chance to fuck 'em aside from the guy who banged Aleksandra Szwed

>we do in fact have black people here

>Sapkowski is a complete cunt

>>74940002
In Japan, if a woman says it is "molester", I can not overthrow it.
Women kill men by words.

We produce more than bananas and coffe

>>74952248
>bluepilled

>>>/v/ykop

We hate our country and our people more than you can expect .

>>74940002
drop bears aren't actually true

oh and there are big black cats like panthers reported all over the country, with scratchmarks / bitemarks on cows and myself seeing one of them

Have fun travelling 'straya!

Forest wifi really isn't a thing here

>>74942822
The best at being adorable, also

We are white

Aboriginals are the fastest growing segment of our population.

>>74940002
We microwave instant coffee

>>74940550
Maybe Brampton, but Canada as a whole has a lot more Chinese than browns.

>>74952248
>Sapkowski is a complete cunt
He's an interesting mix of witty guy combined with bitter asshole and old man who refuses to acknowledge new mediums

We actually really like foreigners here if they aren't illegals or Muslims. For instance a Belgian kid moved to my town once and started attending my high school and everyone wanted to get to know him / politely ask him about Europe. Also my roommate is South Korean.

We're also very easily impressed with regard to language. If you can speak two or more languages in America that aren't Spanish you'll definitely make a good impression on some burgers.

>>74940002
finns are 100% european and white

>>74954002
:3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoC6BaXgDz8

A lot of French collaborate with Germany during WW2.

>>74940074
>a shocking truth

We are full

>>74942320
based

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>>74940002
We lost the fattest country title a few years ago

We dont exist

>>74940550
>Canadian flag
>37.5 %it's a chink/37.5% he's kurd/afghan and 25% he's a white Canadian
There's a truth for ya

>>74954368
>Muslims
What if he's a Christian Arab?

>>74956160
>What if he's a Christian Arab?
I can't speak for everyone but I'm sure Christian Arabs would be much better received where I live than Muslim Arabs.

>>74955274
Why did you have to tell them anon
You know they're gonna bully us for failing to even be the fattest country

>>74955274
Thing is, American "fat" and other country "fat" are different deffinitions. Like Qatar might have more chubby people but they definitally don't have 300kg land whales like America does

>>74941261
that explains why Singapore is one of the best countries in the world

>>74956725
its a hot shithole with asian subhumans
almost all children wear glasses

>>74941261
>>74942782
as i said, S.Korea, Japan and Singapore. the 3 jewels of the pacific

It's all true

>>74956890
I fucking knew it

god I hate sweden

our postal service up and quit a couple of months ago and now nobody gets their mail

such is life in the fucking shithole

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We are actually first world. I-I swear.

>>74957373
Is it true addresses in Guatemala don't have numbers and instead you do stuff like
>blue house in independencia street, 50m east of Guatemala avenue

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>>74957373
the entire postal service? how come?

>>74940002
The South and East are shit.

>>74940002
breaking news "Japanese people are not descendants of Korean or Chinese!"

>>74940002
There was a "race war" in the Yucatan peninsula and lasted over 50 years.
Basically Mayan indians got tired of being oppressed and wanted to exterminate all whiteys, mestizos and blacks from the peninsula.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caste_War_of_Yucat%C3%A1n

>>74956160
>Aussie 50/50 leb or chink LARPing as a bogan m8

We where hardcore communists in the post WW2 world.
But we also liked sovereignty enough to not become a Soviet puppet state.

>>74940002
It's fucking difficult to get food or drugs (as in medicine) from other countries. It impossible to buy whey, caffeine, soylent, or anything else from another country.

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>>74940579
>>74954335
>1,000,000 indians
>150,000 pakistanis
>139,000 sri Lankans
>100,000 bangladeshis
=1,389,000 types of poo
Chinks = 1,324,000
Kys my retards.

>>74942320
>>74942336
>>74942501
>>74955156
Not him, but we call it "Salsa Inglesa" over here.

>>74940002
In the eastern border of Finland are 25 thousand nuclear warheads which are all ready to be launched into Russia's major cities and into strategically selected militray targets. On the order of the president and the commander of FDF, the nuclear warheads will paralyze the entirety of Russia's armed forces and practically render all of Russia into nuclear fallout.
The technology what Finland has had since the 60's is so secret and advanced that not even the United States of America has reached this step in nuclear technology. Also it's common information that Russia has no way of combating against this strike in any scenario

>>74961138
wtf i love finland now

>>74956596

Percentage-wise, Polynesian countries are fatter than the US. Though Polynesians tend to be bigger overall, so they can't help it as much.