Stop not jerking strangers off edition
Is he really like that?
Fist of Flames
I'll be the king
You'll be the filth I'll wash away
I am the light
I am the truth
I am the way
>>74935632
Yes
Fuck blackpipo and fuck ((((Nye))))
hmmmm
>>74935649
yukari
>>74935675
was this filthy franko?
Akariiii~n
>>74935695
fuck off to reddit
>>74935704
According to OP I better find a stranger to jack off right now.
>>74935695
it was some guy that was in his video I think
yukari's alright
never completed persona 3
did not feel like farming for xp that long
filthy defranko just keeps getting gayer
he's full wigger now
>*BING*
>check your phone
>see this
How do you respond?
>>74935734
perfect*
>>74935767
Wahoo!
>>74935767
fuck off mom
La Croix:
>different flavors
>no calories
>doesn't get you drunk (you've got to be up early tomorrow)
Beer:
>all taste similar
>lots of calories
>gets you drunk and then you wake up late
>>74935767
fuck off roasty cunt I'm with my friends
>>74935786
t. la croix shareholder
>>74935782
1-UP!
>>74935767
"no i'm watching anime and i have a case of beer to drink sorry"
then I turn off my phone
>not wanting to watch anime with the gee-ef
>16GB ddr3 costs $100
what the fuck
perrier
>put whatever flavoring you like in
>can mix with beer
>just b urself
lacox
>all the flavors taste like ass
>this is boring
>can we watch inuyasha instead?
>take me to 7-11, I want a drink that's not beer
>why don't you watch this on netflix?
>make love to me, turn the anime off
yeah right fag
>>can mix with beer
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO PROCESS A PASSPORT
FUCKING STATE DEPARTMENT
>>74935857
one day i will watch the entirety of inuyasha
>>74935877
>tfw no nigga to come on over an fuck me
>>74935885
You're already wasting your life, why not do it tomorrow
girls und panzer is boring
>>74935916
It's also massively disrespectful to anyone who fought in ww2
>>74935915
i have work in 7 hours
decided to clean off the top of the beer can and have a drink
hopefully no sex infections from that mud on my mouth
>>74935939
who cares they all dead except some nigger XD
>>74935939
never good get my grandpa to watch anime
guess they still hold resentment for the japs
Hey guys
>>74935940
stop posting these homosexual anti american pictures and go to sleep
>>74935958
never could*
>tfw was laughed at by a poo in loo today
>tfw she waa most likely laughing at my voice
Damn Indians when will they learn they're inferior to us niggers
who are the *professional* type soldiers in the military? Apparently the marines are just dude-bro chads that still go ape in combat
Reminder that all anime posters are fags
ay yo nadja where mah curry at? YO NADJA I STILL NEEDA GET MY CHANGE MUHFUGGA YOU GON GET CLAPPED
>>74935972
i really should
i took melatonin and hopefully it'll actually kick in and work today since it hasn't any other time
fuck drumpg
>>74936013
but why would fags watch sakura trick
Chikin
>PBS says the ransomeware virus was made by the north koreans
Hmm
>>74936013
Ummm it's not gay to like futa
>>74936037
Looks like aborted fetuses
>>74935998
None of them, because the military is literally for retards, black people, and puerto ricans
The military is and has always been a lure for teenagers to go either die or do logistical shit under the pretense of fightin for da country and bennies
but it's actually terrible and everyone hates it, and it makes people get institutionalized and have an attitude about everything cause they volunteered to have their life suck
>>74936045
actually, thatd be /u/
wish a germanic dickgirl would give me the seven inch prussian ramrod in my brown barrel
really don't want to eat the rest of these cheetos but they'll go stale otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC-DpHHu1po
i've never played kh but i really like this song
>>74936075
I'll take them bud
>>74936075
i could care less
>>74935962
Hows your sister?
>>74936111
I couldn't care more for these trips~!
Nice!!!
>>74936111
hm good that means your care is nonzero
>>74936075
>Cheetos
If you insist on eating junk food at least get something that actually tastes good
>>74936116
how's YOUR sister, asshole?
>>74936128
There's literally nothing wrong with Cheetos
REALLY would like a girl (/cum/) to peg my ass
>>74936138
I don't have a sister.
this beer is NOT so good
Do girls like anime?
>>74936116
much better than yesterday but still not great
>>74936048
I bet you erp with other guys you faggot
>>74936189
I think my sister likes furry pron, does that count?
>>74936184
don't drop it in mud duh
>>74936189
the mentally deranged ones, yes
>>74936191
Thats good ig. How long is she gonna be in for?
my fetish is meeting lesbians in gay bars and convincing them to peg my ass while I'm in bondage, only for them to rape me until I bleed, stealing my wallet, and leaving me chained up in the hotel room until the staff finds me
>>74936205
No...
>>74936211
I'll take those
>>74936209
maybe it made it better, you don't know
probably not though
>>74936216
probably another week or two
check out my fidget spinner collection
>>74936191
was it just depression?
>>74936273
bipolar and anxiety
>>74936227
I know an article was written about that, but when I search it only results with female victims come up
hmmm
>>74936271
don't disparage the spinner else we'll throw hands boi
>>74936295
you don't even have a foil fidget
*does tekken combo*
>>74936289
She older than you?
you have use this fidget spinner with either hand
>>74936289
sucks
i guess pills for that shit are pretty good nowadays, no?
>>74936342
Has anyone here even been in a fight before?
>>74936360
not really only minor shit and like wresting or something
>>74936360
I'm not a barbarian in the year 637 and I am white
so no
>>74936343
4 years younger
>>74936359
hopefully. seroquel and prozac didn't help
>>74936360
yes
>>74936360
once vs two really drunk kids
>>74936387
>white
>never been in a fight
>>74936394
Did you win?
>>74936360
I used to get in fights when I was a kid. Some kid's mom called the cops on me because he tried to fight me and I kicked his ass. Cops told me to not fight any more.
>>74936360
kind of at a bar once
>>74936407
no ;_;
>>74936360
wasn't much of a fight
in middle school me and some fag hit eachother in the face for 3 minutes until I bled and had to go home anyways. I should've just nailed him in the stomach and held him down now that I think about it
>tfw today was my last day at a community college before transfering back to a 4 year school
Feels good, man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv97Uqy4BRc
>feel like crying all the time
>don't want to go to work
kill me
>>74936463
what do you study bud
>>74936418
And by kid I mean under 12
>>74936520
Physics. In the long term I'm planning on a PhD in planetary science, tho.
߷ they see me spinnin' ߷
߷߷߷ they HATIN' ߷߷߷
>>74936557
are you any good at it
>>74936393
hopefully something works out
good luck man
>>74936580
swag
swag
swag
>>74936557
if you want money get into R&D
I've forgotten long division
I just tried to divide 54 by 44 with pencil and paper and completely botched it
when you say things that aren't nice you hear things back that aren't nice
>>74936584
At my old uni I was getting Fs and Ds but I was horribly depressed and confused about life. Now I'm getting straight As.
>>74936646
Meh. I'm happy living in some tiny apartment as long as I'm actually doing research.
>>74936660
me too. i always use short division
>>74936660
you should try to forget more useless skills
>>74936666
shut up faggot
>>74936660
1 r10
>>74936666
That's why I love 4chan. I'll often insult someone then offer that same person kindness, and they have no idea it's really all me
Why are we not allowed to use calculators in math? I mean, every occupation that requires complex math will allow you to use devices to do it for you because they can't afford human error.
>>74936671
have fun transferring back and realizing you hate everything and barely passing your classes
>>74936660
Long division is the last thing I can remember learning in earnest before giving up on math.
I failed high school algebra at least twice. I think I could have learned the concepts but mathematics was always the driest subject to me. Numbers have no allure. It's like watching paint dry.
>>74936671
A change in scenery can do wonders. Keep it up.
>>74936719
Are you 12
>>74936719
>his school doesn't let him use calculators
>>74936738
No, but I have the math skills of a 12 year old because I've forgotten almost everything to do with math.
>>74936756
>>74936732
Same
Fuck math
>>74936740
My Calculus professor won't let us use calculators. All my other professors allow calculators but not this cunt. God I hate him. He doesn't even respond to emails.
>>74936719
they only do that when youre learning multiplication
pretty useful to memorize
>>74936732
Thanks fampai.
>>74936722
Kek not gonna be the case. My old school was a really toxic environment. It was full of shitty people who were really smug about everything but now I'm transferring to a jesuit school where everyone is very focused on things.
Plus I was 18 when I left for my first school. I'm 22 now and I've grown up a lot. It's true CC classes are easier, but it's taught me some wonders in terms of study strategy. Not just that, working a part time job has helped me with self discipline.
>>74936738
Nice refutation, faggot. That's not an argument, and you can't make one. Because there's no reason you need to learn math without a calculator beyond age 12.
>he has to take calculus
>>74936795
None of my middle or high school teachers let us use calculators and my calculus professor doesn't let us use them. The B- I got from his class is the hardest fucking B- I've ever worked for. His class makes me want to kill myself.
>>74936806
t. biology major
My sister was one of you. She's 24 and works in retail now.
>>74936772
What university are you going to so I never go there?
>refutation
>>74936806
I didn't take it in high school and my major requires calculus.
>>74936771
I wish I could appreciate math. Wish I had synesthesia too, but that ship has long sailed.
>>74936806
my teacher wouldn't let me take AP calc and regular calc didn't exist (if it's a prerequisite for anything) because most students either failed everything or the teacher recommended them AP
>>74936840
>Wish I had synesthesia too
I... I actually have it. Ask me anything, I guess.
>tfw no European bf
>>74936833
I'm in school to get Airframe and Powerplant certificates from the FAA
I used to like math until middle school when I had the two worst fucking teachers I've ever had and they both taught math. I got a D+ in Algebra and it was the lowest grade I've ever gotten. I got As in math every year until then and that teacher had a reputation for being terrible.
>>74936806
>took calc 1 & 2
>failed both and had to take it again to pass
>end up switching out of CS anyway because Im retarded
>>74936851
I don't have any questions. Thanks anyway.
>>74936863
How do you fail calculus
tfw my terrible hand writing makes math without calculators even worse
>>74936874
give up in week six
>>74936851
what does my post taste like
>>74936874
implicit differentiation and water tank problems are hard
>>74936882
I also have terrible handwriting
do you take calc freshman year of uni if not in hs?
>>74936908
>water tank problems
Terrible memories
>>74936908
>>74936931
>water tank problems
That's the easiest part tho
>>74936931
>find the volume, simple enough
>find the volume of a tube, simple enough
>no wait, its a drain spout, so you have to calculate the L nozzle too
>and rate of the tank filling
reeeeee
>>74936946
Not for a calculator-less brainlet like me. I'm pretty sure my professor is stuck in the 70s though. Motherfucker literally posts the grades on a piece of paper that he hangs on his office door.
*gives you de-caf with benadryl in it*
done it again
>>74936903
kek
>>74937042
>antihistamine
this makes you a brainlet
>>74936976
In 2007 I had an art teacher in high school who was still using an Apple II with a dot matrix printer to post grades.
just found out my grandpappy was from minnesota
>>74937086
Cuck
>>74937086
Mine was a white man born in the British Raj.
Quit smoking weed, it's week 2 and I just wanna get high
My attention span is 400x better already though
>>74937083
???
>>74937139
Benadryl is a brand name for a number of different antihistamine medications used to treat allergies.
>>74936976
>his (non-existant) computer doesn't get hit with network travelling ransomware
>still have class
ended up spending many dollars on a very old swedish rifle. should get it within a week I think
im a defective individual
>>74937155
it just makes people sleepy nerd
>>74937194
last two digits of this post is how many more months donald trump has in office
>>74937270
seems about right
My knowledge of the world is bigger than yours
Stop investigating Flynn
>>74937314
Well, you're a big guy
so drunk atm lol i just got like 40 duck pics on snapchat
my dindu/CHI roommates are yelling about basketball
sometimes I think my parents planned me so that they could immigrate to the US without having to go through all the extra bullshit
>>74937385
One of your parent was from us a
Or how does it help to have a baby
>>74937425
>Or how does it help to have a baby
We have Jus Soli so kids born on US soil are automatically citizens
It's easier to immigrate here if one of your dependents is a US citizen
>>74937335
What a whore
fuck niggers
What does /cum/ think of the Desert People?
>>74937440
So go usa pregnant have the baby there
And u get citizenship
good night /cum/
lf some boipussy
>>74937457
well yah, its aqua
>>74937484
Don't do this
>>74937486
>>74937484
>And u get citizenship
Your kid does
can't decide if the german or the american expat in taiwan is a more abhorrent disgusting subhuman
probably still the german
>>74937504
Rubs hands
Also theres a german in this thread with a proxy
i hope to be a degenerate expat in asia one day
>tfw cant find a man to satisfy my needs
fucked up my computer
i blame the jews, personally
>>74935619
Guys
Lads
LADS
Yesterday I got a text from a guy that said he was a journalist and wanted to interview me about moonshine making and dealing
Asked him where he got the number and he said [friend of mine that is the youngest farmer in iceland] gave it to him
>>74937574
is iceland like skyrim?
>>74937587
It's like that volcanic area south of Windhelm
ahgjuytjg
>>74937524
first and foremost I still love Asian feet most but Arab princess feet are hard to beat
>tfw no Phantom world S2
>>74937587
With feminists, yes
>>74937574
Better go kick his ass
>>74937587
This doesnt help with my situation lad
Will answer this when you give me advice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI6wExvChaA
women, not even once
>iceland is present
thoughts
>>74937616
The reporter or my friend
>>74937627
"""iceland"""
>>74937574
>>74937619
You never asked for advise, though
>>74937465
mixed feelings, I like a lot of pajeets but most islamic people I see as just more retarded fundamentalist christians
His Name Was seth green
>>74937619
But is it like Skyrim?
>>74937627
No thanks
>>74937620
sargon's accent makes me think hes a fag but I like his vids
>>74937661
rude
>>74937635
Your friend.
But honestly though all you gotta do in this situation is just tell the reporter to leave you alone. If Iceland is like Canada no one gives a shit about moonshine dealers so you won't even be investigated or anything
Canada, Greenland, and Iceland should be annexed by the US.
>>74937667
I wish he was a fag. I want carl benjamin's hardon of assad to penetrate me like an inferior army at his gates
if i were short i be people would call me cute
>>74937686
alaska, maine, the UP of wisconsin, minnesota, montana, and the dakotas should be annexed by canada
FACT.
Why don't the mods use (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) anymore
Alaska will NEVER be part of canada
forgot how fast firefox was compared to chrome
quite impressed tbqhwyfamalam
>>74937667
I'm pretty sure it's RP but the accents in the protest were homosexual as fuck
fucking posh twats
>>74937712
I forgot how much of a fag you were compared to all the other Canadians
>>74937672
I am feeling tempted of axtuaæly giving him an interview
this pigeon has more money than me right now
how do I get a girlfriend? my mom says im attractive.
>>74937705
Alaska! Alaska! Alaska! Alaska! I want a Alaska for my birthday please!
>>74937732
coming from conway "i pretend to be a hardline christian conservative but 3 posts later post how i want to be a trap and how much i love cock" arkansas
>>74937695
false, all of canada should be annexed by the US
>>74937733
Yeah it might be neat. But you should still kick your friend's ass though for giving your name out like that as that's a pretty shitty thing to do
>>74937745
>he doesn't hate himself for things that are out of his control
What are you doing here
>>74937736
prove it faggot post face, hands, and dick right now
What if antifa is controlled opposition
>>74937695
How about you kys and we annex your meme of a country
>>74937760
only if you will be my gf
>>74937778
What do you mean.
>>74937792
throw in an asshole pic and I'll do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABXCdBD8ukA
>>74937785
>>74937749
>>74937795
they're ushering in a sympathetic right-wing police state. maybe it's what they want?
r8 the haul
>>74937825
t. james rolfe
>>74936903
The word "post." Which tastes a little bit like glue.
>>74937824
honestly outside the sphere of a few west coast cities and NYC, the whole issue with antifa seems null. nobody but a few pol users I know even know what it is, everyone else is just confused when they loudly complain about this "antifa" that doesn't even seem to exist to normies
>>74937843
what does the word dick taste like?
>>74937825
piss water is piss water so
3/10
>>74937855
I actually agree. even in NYC it's not a huge issue. I see tons of videos of crazy riots with burning trash cans and people getting battered and shit, but in places like texas and NYC where the cops actually do their fucking job and prepare for these nuts, nothing happens. california needs to get its shit together
europe has it even worse, though. antifa are killing people in some countries over there, don't remember which specifically
So, is it safe to say they're the new bronies?
I could be playing videogames
but no, I had to go and enroll in this CS class
stupid me
>>74936360
I used to do wrestling and I get my face sat on nearly every sparring match.
I loved it.
*buys an onahole*
Really feel like buying a bape hoodie desu
But they're all like $700
*shoots marcos*
>>74937905
buy them and resell, same with supreme, easy money, i was going to do it and make an autopurchaser thing to get the good stuff but my internet just wasn't fast enough for it to work
>>74937884
>antifa is killing people
wtf I didn't know it was that bad. That's a legit terror group then.
It's not just antifa that west coast cops seem incapable of dealing with. From what I've heard from some cities, homeless people can just harass and camp around others and nobody will stop them. the west coast has seem some srs shit so idk why their police seem so restrained
>>74937758
Mhm thinking about diluting his next liter
>>74937924
How much do you do you resell for normally?
I have a friend who used to resell Yezzys
>>74937857
>feetfag
who wants to play video games with me?
>>74937939
depends which hoodie you get but usually $300-$500
gonna try playing skyrim again as a girl mage
>>74937958
why would someone $500 for a hoodie? they're $40 at walmart dude lmao
>>74937954
i only play tf2, l4d2, and world in conflict
also payday maybe, also DEFCON (shit we should all play defcon)
but I havne't played in a while
>>74937958
>wearing a hoodie
are you black?
>>74937954
eu4 and ck2
>>74937969
cause people are fucking stupid
same shit happens with shoes and headphones
>>74937958
Are you saying you'd sell a $700 bape for $1000+?
>>74937977
>DEFCON
Is that the game from Wargames
>>74937969
my thought exactly, i personally would never buy anything supreme or bape for myself
>>74937985
don't wear them, only resell
>>74937996
>>74937977
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198035857069
>>74937999
I love reading delusional audiophiles wank about their $2,000 headphones but I hate how many normies take them seriously
actually no i wont play skyrim
>>74938000
maybe 100-300 on bape but supreme DEFINITELY 300-500
>>74938002
Is BAPE cheaper in Japan?
Maybe I should go pick some up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slmbwj7oAFg
America needs parliamentary banter. Imagine how hilarious it would be to watch Trump face Congress every week.
>>74938031
I thought Supreme was less popular
>>74938037
yeah it is
>>74937999
t-desu I spent 250 on headphones and don't regret it
>>74938001
yes, pretty fun and complex strategy for something so simple
>>74938009
I'll add you after I triple check I wiped anything personally indicative of me from my profile
can't play now tho stuck on laptop
>>74938052
other way around bud
>>74938068
Should I buy it?
>>74938081
depends on what you want from it.
I got about 50 hours from it but I'm a bit autistic and like seeing all the population distributions.
if you want multiplayer you'll be outclassed by long time players, I only go against AI. if you want a fun strategy game that is incredibly simple but you'll spend some time to master I recommend it
>>74938068
same i spent big bucks on headphones and i've had them for 3 years, don't regret it at all
they weren't brand name ones or a popular brand but they are very good
>>74938047
>people chanting like a soccer game
screaming and howling
>>74938068
$250 seems reasonable if they have impeccable build quality and will last you a decade
About to fap
>>74938110
>>74938125
yeah, I'm pretty happy with them, although I hate how they don't have detachable cables like other more expensive headphones do. my wires have been going strong for two years but if they fuck up and stop working that's 75 bucks to fix.
>a thread dedicated to the shittiest non-cultures in the known galaxy
Must leave plenty of room for the imagination.
>>74938137
Please recommend me things to fap to
>>74938047
*starts a cane fight*
*releases mosquitos in your parliament*
*sits on the floor in protest*
>>74938170
9S bondage rule 34
>>74938149
>entire country dedicated to cheese with holes and off shore banks
>>74938149
*picks you up*
takin the medkit.
>complete an online vocabulary quiz
>score in the top 5th percentile
damn it feels good to be smrt
>>74938149
*cane fights you*
I really should stop eating out
who /gradschool/ here?
>tfw need to retake the GRE so I can get into a good PhD program but I don't want to study
I should be done with my masters' next May so I gotta apply by the end of the year. Gonna check out a NE department at a uni tomorrow since I'm traveling with family.
I'm in Nuclear Engineering now, but I'll either do that or medical physics.
>>74938184
>>74938206
Ah yes new world ""humour"
What a horrendous mistake you are
what percentage of the population between the ages of 13-80 is either a celebrity or extremely wealthy (+5m net worth)
*listens to good music while playing comfy game*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12coz7_iffE
>>74938229
*health is about 40*
healing! cover me!
*rubs healthkit and vaguely hover my hands over my thighs*
*health increases to 90*
ahh much better
>>74938239
5% is about 166k so u figure it out
>>74938212
>>74938212
link
NEED more good rhythm games
>>74938224
I was thinking about doing grad school so I can be a professor here but I'm very concerned about a surplus of graduates in humanities programs making it not worth it. I don't really see the degree itself as being something which would better me but rather a ticket to a different job, which obviously hugely dampens its attractiveness.
Do humanities Ph D programs stateside even offer a stipend nowadays?
>>74938321
>made by a canadian
no thank you.