Culture Pals /cp/ General

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First for Turco-Serb confederation

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not the cp general that i was looking for

>>74901489

Now you know anon. Every experience is a good thing.

>>74901557
kek

And Japanese bro, don't worry about meeting her for the first time. The more you talk to her and bond with her online, the easier it will seem to meet up.

Also, you will be anxious for the first 1 minute maybe when you meet, then you will feel like you know her for years.

>>74901501
ayy lmao I didn't even notice I rotated the picture.

It's time to sleep for sure.

>>74901592
>Now you know anon. Every experience is a good thing.

Now I'm just trying to deal with the gap she left in me. I believe in the "time heals everything" meme so I'm waiting for time to do its job.

>>74901616
Time does indeed cure everything because given enough time you'll die and as we know, no men, no problem.

Joking aside, you shouldn't just wait to get over here, get busy, go out and do something, get pissed with friends, whatever.
Shortens the process.

There is nothing you've done with her that you cant also enjoy with someone else

>>74901773
>friends

0 friends. Turks are backstabbing fucks.

>>74901501
I thought serbia was in the north equator

>>74901501
Are these femanons who use ex-yu? Every general has cute girls except the generals i frequent mane

The thought that someone could be romantically interested in me seems more and more like a distant fantasy every day.

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Just saw this on some Russian girl's wall. Why do they do this? Does it even work? It just seems really tryhard to me,

>>74902665
I'll be interested in you, leafbro
>no homo ;)

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back in '14 i had really nice convos with /awsweetholyhell
she deleted her account long time ago, and i can't remember i we've exchanged any other contacts, although she wanted to skype
but i do know she was visiting 4chan, so in case You're reading this - may be you'll remember one russian penpal?

>>74902881
Only interested in Slavs, Turks, Arabs, and Persians. Sorry Mario.

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I just created a fake account with Germany as location and scripted. in 1 hour, I got 50 views. 40 are Russian women thirsty for German citizenship and money, top kek. Russian women are materialistic whores. Stay away from them I'd say.

Makes a lot of sense. A Russian qt I was talking to for weeks suddenly stopped giving me attention after I told her I'm not going to buy her ticket to Turkey

>nigerian girl messages me and starts flirting
>she looks quite pretty, i'd say on a black scale, probably an 8/10
>not attracted at all to blacks
i dunno if this is a feels bad man or nah

redpill me on polish girls

>Just another day without a Russian gf

>that feel when you discover that your sister-in-law posts semi-nudes on snapchat
Purity shattered.

>>74903756
post them here

>>74903485
Just a nah desu
>tfw black and don't even give black girls the time of day
Devilish

>>74903748
just another day of soren21 slobbering on me penis

>>74904061
REEEEEEEEE

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>>74902337
Yes, some used to others still do

Osijecanka is my forbidden croatian love

>>74907253
h o t
o
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>>74907369
Back off Janez, she likes us, not mountain jews.

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>>74907253
This is the queen of /Mena/, she used to post
Dumb arabs thought that she'd give them a greencard lel

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>create fake slayer account
>find the most vapid basic bitches
>they will fall in love with "your" perfection in the firts minute
>tell them to send you gifts
>at least 3 out of 5 will surely do so to asslick you

??????????

PROFIT

We can actually get free shit like this by worthless whores who only care about slayers. I am genius.

>>74908323
Slayer?

Anyone have a script I could use?

>>74908466
Slayer > Chad > Beta > Omega

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>>74908482
My script is too strong for you, stranger

>>74907253
anymore pictures of her?

>>74908482
Does scripting still work? When I last used interpals several months ago they did not work.

>just another day without a dominant russian gf

>>74908999
Yeah that's a fixed qt crawler

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I'm such a fail
I can't even talk with girls without thinking about marriage and shit

>>74902337
Luso doesn't...

Still freaking out guys, gf still hasn't had her period and says that she'll take a pregnancy test if it doesn't happen by Friday.

>>74909258
Could only find qtcreeper, link`?

>>74909580
Yaay!
Gratzz to the papa!

When will we light the cigars?

>>74909580
Prepare to pay child support while Abu Muhammbur fucks your wife.

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>mfw will meet my Persian qt in Istanbul and fugg in summer
on scale of 1-10 how jelly are you?

>>74909822
https://pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
Just install it as you usually would

Can we start putting this in the OP? It seems like we get people asking the same questions every thread

>>74909874
No idea
>>74909976
>implying
She doesn't like muzzies at all or anybody that isn't white but good try roach.

>>74910059
>>74910059
>czech autist meeting up with persian girl in istanbul so they can have mixed race babies with

Multiculturalism is awesome

>>74910145
Thank you

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>>74910153
>She doesn't like muzzies at all or anybody that isn't white but good try roach.


That's what they all say

>>74910153
>She doesn't like muzzies at all or anybody that isn't white
That's what she wants you to think senpai
Meanwhile she's getting the BMC (Big Muslim Cock)

>>74910216
Make sure to filter it to just women though or you're gonna get a lot of guys visiting your profile

>>74910229
>>74910230
>this is what cucks believe

>>74910257
How do I do that? Also do I just save as python and run it?

>>74907253
>"IAF"
what kind of beer is that?

>>74910375
No that's a javascript Grease monkey extension.
Follow the instructions here
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:-FEE7dhZHCkJ:https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

Just filter on the online page as you normally would

>>74910159
that's not even the final form. I will come earlier/overstay her and spend few days with my German m8 who's living there with his French gf

>>74910159
>>74909976
>>74908582
>>74908555
>>74908323
>>74903425
>>74901557
>>74901600
>>74901885
>>74901616
everytime i see this user will not accept message from turkey and fucking autistic turkish koreaboos they are annoying as same as thai ladyboys and indonesian orangutans

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>>74910487
>everytime i see this user will not accept message from turkey and fucking autistic turkish koreaboos they are annoying as same as thai ladyboys and indonesian orangutans

>>74910487
>this user will not accept messages from Turkey, Argentina, Canada
>this user only accepts messages from Europe, North America, South America and Asia

I loose it every time

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>>74910393
>"IAF"

Kek

Pretty good if I might say.

>>74908898
Yes.

>>74910393
>>74910944

Wtf, I thought you were dutch

how do you not recognize your own beers Ante ?

>>74910944
>>74910969
i was just baiting, i know its good, jelen is also good
but for mainstream beers and decent price, nothing beats budweiser

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>>74910430
These instructions are fool proof, but I'm a fool.

>>74907253

torcidasica?

>>74911678
>osjecanka
>osjek

>torcidasica

Izaberi jedno i samo jedno

Jel lici kao da ima spric u veni anone ?

>>74911550
Jelen is okay, we have better though

Lately here staropramen is quite cheap (70-80RSD), so that's nice.

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>american girl messages me "oh I like philosophy too"
>"oh really, what kind of philosophy do you enjoy?"
>"Esthetics mostly, seeing beauty in the world, just as it is."

Americans need to be gassed

>>74912220
Go on then Nietzsche who do you like?

Qt who ignored me is now angry that i deleted him. Idgi reee
>clingy not good
>not clingy not good

>>74913784
Gotta get that right amount of cling

Need to make a Koreaboo filter

>>74913866
I have feelings too desu, if i get ignored and have an attachment to him I take it seriously and feel sad. Dont think interpals is worth it to make me feel bad lol.

>join this site
>think nothing of it
>start messaging a random girl for 2 weeks
>write nearly every day
>accidentally send her the wrong reply meant for another girl
>freak out
>remove all my pictures, delete my account
>it's been a week now
>still stalk her profile every day
>wonder if she wonders where I disappeared to
>she put up a new picture, looking better than ever
>i'm still too socially retarded to reactivate my account

>>74913946
Holy shit

>>74913784
>trying to behave like you think they want you to behave instead of being yourself and trying your best
You're just weak.

>>74914025

I'm like one of those swedes who look through the hole to check if someone is outside before i walk out of my apartment

>>74914095
Literally nothing wrong with that.

>>74913939
If you've ever ignored a guy who messaged you a second time you can't complain, fact.

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Real cute Japanese girl likes anime???
How is this true? Is it a fake profile?

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hi cp, how ar you

>>74914453
>real qt american girl likes netflix
How is this true? Are they all fake?

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How do you tell if a girl is real or just some dude fleecing people for their CC and SS info?

>>74914487
Pretty fucking easy if you're not a complete fucking idiot (everyone who falls for scams are complete fucking idiots. Literally if you don't open fishy attachments in emails you're smarter than the majority of the working population)

>>74914387
Specify what kind of guy? a guy who i met up with who pretends to care about me? Jeez

>>74901501
i never understood what culture pals is for.
should i use this if i wanna fuck someone from serbia?

>>74915081
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74915385
XD
>>>/b/

>>74915385
teehee :3

I wish my qt wasn't stuck in Iran and could come to Canada.

>>74915901
Give her that passport already

>>74915639
Don't cry m8

>>74915901
She literally just wants you to marry her for that citizenship you cuck

>>74916054
Too late. :^)

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My QT is a muslim and I want to cum on her face while she wears a hijab, I hope she lets me degrade her this way.

>>74916147
Hopefully not, hijab is ugly. Let her wear something sexy.

>>74916286
It's about power, you fuck.

I am a Christian soldier degrading the muslim women, don't you take this away from me.

>>74916073
If she continued to talk to me for this long knowing I'm poor af and coming over here to marry me wouldn't mean an easy life, I doubt that.

>>74916320
Post profile

>>74916345
I'm pretty low income myself, I make like $1500 a month, shit sucks.

I wanna be a big shot executive and dip my balls in cocaine.

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>tfw too depressed to write first

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Hmm

>>74909822
qtcreeper works too
it's what i use
>>74909580
what cunt?

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she thinks im a chad
how should i respond?

>>74917362
Haha holy fuck, now there's a female creep if I ever saw one.

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>>74917362
>no girl has ever called me handsome
i'm so ugly

>>74917538
iktf

Back to this shit site because of depression and loneliness. Can't bother messaging first, any script still working?

>>74918077

Ah shit nevermind, didn't read the thread.

>>74918077
>make second profile with german flag
>within minutes i get 3+ messages
you fuckin first worlders have it easy as is

Americans please stop being retarded. People are blanket blocking our continent. Thanks.

How does this site work? What do you do on it once you've made an account? Do I have to use a picture of myself?

>tfw your qt is back on Interpals

Life is good

too many threads without nudes already
finish it

guys, shes swooned, creaming in her panties probably
and im rock fucking hard right now, already fapped twice

>>74917080
>what cunt?
Same country as me

I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
I don't care 'cause I'm not there
And I don't care if I'm here tomorrow
Again and again I've taken too much
Of the things that cost you too much
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

When I was a very small boy,
Very small boys talked to me
Now that we've grown up together
They're afraid of what they see
That's the price that we all pay
Our valued destiny comes to nothing
I can't tell you where we're going
I guess there was just no way of knowing
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
The chances are we've gone too far
You took my time and you took my money
Now I fear you've left me standing
In a world that's so demanding
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

Daily reminder to report iihf_esc

>>74920686
>tfw the two girls I was practising German with have both stopped responding
REEEEEEEE

>>74920929
Fap again just for good measure

Post cute Turkish girls

aybk_yrdmc

Ayyy lmao guy stopped ignoring me.

>>74921088
but she's my qt ...

>>74909580
>>74910153
>>74910319
>>74921011
I guess no more travel to see the family, saving up for the baby. perhaps it was meant to be :>

>>74915103
yes

>>74921312
he probably read the thread

>>74921465
prove it

>>74921492
Well I'm not going back home now either this summer so it doesn't matter. Yeah if she actually is pregnant then that's what I'll be doing. No idea how I'll tell my parents this if it's true.

>>74921550
You look beautiful :)

>>74921709
If you're the guy who liked the elf, she's back

>>74921700
How old are you and your gf?
How long have you guys been dating?

>tfw no autistic brit bf

>>74922001
I'm 23 and she's 22.
Well we've known each other for a few years but have only been dating for almost 1 year.

>/NilinP

>>74922411
That's my gf.

>>74922333
aren't you more worried about her parents? they may be hostile and think you'll bail her and gtfo to america where she can't get to you

>>74922883
Lmao no, they both like me a lot, also her parents are divorced and she doesn't really talk to her dad that much. Well her mom already knows about her being really late with her period and she seems normal towards me from what I saw and she was joking that we planned this.

>>74923027
ah so her mom knows, seems like she's supportive that's good to know even if its a false alarm. best of luck and I think having a child with the person you love is never an inconvenience, but i'm a silly person hehe

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>>74917428
Here's a creep for you

>>74923108
Hahahaha holy fuck

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Are turk girls as desperate as turk men?

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>>74919883
Anyone?

>>74923198
Just answer her anon, jeez.

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>>74923108
>ywn have someone obsessed about you

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>>74917362
>>74917538
>>74917583

>tfw the first message I ever received on /cp/ was from a girl who said "omg ur gorgeous lol"

>>74923102
Well she figured out on her own since she has an over view on my gf and her sister's periods and then my gf told her when she got suspicious. Plus we had an incident with a broken condom last November. Yeah it is and if I told my parents they'd be the same after my dad gets done swearing at me and calling me an idiot. I agree with your view, it wouldn't inconvenience me if it ends up happening, I may not be ready yet but I'd figure it out even if it puts some of my plans on hold. She on the other hand said it would ruin her life since she doesn't' want to have a kid until after she's done with school.

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>>74923272
I do, they just get needy if I get bored with them

>>74923347
post a pic, gorgeous

>>74923198
Yeah, it's a cultural thing

>>74923257
Make a profile, yes you do need a picture. Doesn't have to be one of yourself but generally people won't respond to random pictures

after that, you make a profile talking about yourself, can browse around other peoples profiles of whichever country you fancy.

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>it has been 3 days that I created a profile
>my profile is often visited by girls
>give it a shot on a couple of them
>ask if we can have a language exchange, the literally proposal of this site.
>refuses to answer

What are those people even trying?

>>74923509
How easy is it to get laid in Turkey

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>>74923108
fucking kek

watch out mustafah, she will catch you in your dreams.

>>74924076
what happens if you click on the conversation button

>>74924158
"Unexpected error occurred"

Probably because of the priacy settings

>>74924199
privacy*

>>74923855
Stop asking for language exchange, that comes naturally through conversation.

>tfw you love slav qts but their profiles are always too boring to even use as conversation starters

>>74924235
These bitches just try to restrict conversations

>no "hi" or "hello", I will not answer durr
>no "hy bb wunt sum fuk?"
>no talking to guys from a specific contry or continent

Now you're saying that even the best usage for the site I can't propose for them? You can't be serious...

I just do it man, I don't even care about her shit, if she don't like ok,I'm just having some fun and try to improve my speaking and typing...

women are dumb and boring and there is nothing interesting to talk about with them

Finally found a decent american qt
https://www.interpals.net/BronzeBaby16

>>74923990
If you're below average, very hard. If you look good and got a nice character, very easy. But you have to date/commit, girls don't do casual sex here. Very rarely maybe. I had one hookup through tinder for example and she wasn't even that beautiful.

I know that in Europe, Germany for example, girls care a lot about your peronality and not how you look. They like good looking men too but they also appreciate personality and it's often enough. But Turkish women are materialistic and superficial, they would date a guy just because he's handsome and had a bad character anyway.

Turkish girls and Americans are alike. The way they speak, the way tey're all princess complex whores.

>>74924076
Don't let her, Fedro.

>>74924697
Oh fugg she lives like 15 minutes away from me.

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>>74924697

I saw this yesterday, lose my shit entirely

>>74924697
She look like a character you'd expect to see in a Pixar animated movie

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>>74924612
women have it easy and get to be picky, more news at 11

>>74924786
From what I hear Eskishehr is full of sluts

Although the good looking thing applies

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what does that even mean???

>>74925034
Who said that? A Turkish guy?

General consensus is that Turkish men are creeps, but what about Turkish women? How are they rated?

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>>74925417
>language of mordor
>mixing between latin and arab

>>74925417
It means "I confuse loanwords and alphabet with language because I'm dumb and ignorant about linguistic affiliation".

>>74925612
>>74923108

>>74925428

Girl

>>74925612
>Turkish men are creeps

Not really. Turkish men are just very high in numbers. Don't make me pull out some screenshots of horny Americans (specially old ones) commenting on barely legal girls' pictures

>nice boobs I MEAN BOOKS

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>>74925623
Come on, It's working, you have to admit.

>>74925707
Give me her profile I want to roast this stupid cunt

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>>74926127
Just let it be man, we just trying to make a friendship here.

>>74923446
she is triggered

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first message in days, i dont want to ruin this how to respond?

>Hello there how are you doing am i was browsing i come across to your profile then i decided to write to you i hope that is okay nice to see your page my Name is SALIFU SOWE AM FROM IN THE GAMBIA THE SMILING COAST OF WEST AFRICA i hope to look forward from you?

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>>74926989
>"my Name is SALIFU SOWE AM FROM IN THE GAMBIA THE SMILING COAST OF WEST AFRICA i hope to look forward from you?"

MY SIDES

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>>74926989
>THE SMILING COAST

gets me every time

>>74925031
>posting photos of her nipples on the news article
this people have no shame, that's full-on clickbait

honestly how does one get qts to record their farts on microphone
asking for a friend

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time to get serious boys

>>74926989
>actually wanting to respond to retarded gambians

>>74927183
hmmm so even the turks think that the refugees are rapists
even by turk standards
i feel like that kinda shit doesnt get reported in turkey desu
>>74927244
fuck off u retarded leaf
"THE SMILING COAST OF WEST AFRICA" sounds like a pretty cool place
we dont like your kind of bigotry here

>>74927327
>even by turk standarts

??

>>74917538

im not even handsome they just tell me that online because i use angles and lighting correctly

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>>74927183

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>>74927692

>>74927955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdhNxbTAz24

>>74927955
What the fuck. How do people end up talking to such nutters.

>>74928069
I really keked after that

>>74927327
No one except Syria likes refugees desu. Heck not even Syrians secretly do. It's normal.

>click profile
>I'm Crossdresser)
>close tab at the speed of light

I've been given the homework from my Mandarin classes of finding a chinese friend.

Should I sign up on cultrue pals to do this?

>>74930087
Fo sho

>>74930044
Fuck I didn't know what that meant, disgusting.

>>74930087
Yeah, do it.

>>74930044
>not blocking and reporting

>>74930044
>>74930238
It's the Russian profile, right? Just searched the pics, it's fake.

https://www.instagram.com/dakota_kuhn/

I think he's trying to le prank trap fetishists

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>view girls profile with my real account
>views me back, no message
>view her on my pictureless, 0 info second account with german flag
>instant message
just why.
im not that bad of a person

1 year here and still no bf

>>74930374
think so yeah

>>74930374
All battyman haffi dead, reeeeeeeeee

i've been visited by a decent amount of guys recently but i never really was before i started scripting
i'm getting like 50-100 views a day, but i'm only scripting girls though, not any guys
am i on the featured thing or something?

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Which one of you is it this time?

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>>74930676
>Bro I'm not gay but I would definitely fuck you bro I would rawdog your tight chilli ass but no homo my bro it's just for the lols

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Has anyone here tried postcrossing .com?

>>74930781
Also, providing higher image quality, just for (You).

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wow, shes perfect

How old are the girls on this site?

>>74930947
Ultimate fucking normie shit get out dude

>>74930956
13-50

lads, only 3 more hours until my kazakh qt wakes upppp
>>74930956
youngest is like 13, but most i'd say are like 16-26
plenty of older people though too
>>74931074
should i ask her if she wants to see the emoji movie

What id I'm too ugly for culture pals?

>>74930944
Jessi?

>>74928069

this is what i'm wondering
if I said any of this shit I wouldn't even get a response

I can't think of a username help

>>74931453
it's a possibility
but i thought i was too ugly for it, and i still get a lot of messages
helped me realize i'm at the very least average and some girls might find me attractive
definitely helped me work up enough confidence to get an irl gf

>>74931519
random, vaguely cool sounding english word
thats what all esports people do
"device"
"shroud"
"snappi"
"dazed"
doesnt come across as basic as like "john1998" would

>>74931519

toothpasteman

>>74922178
h-hi

>>74931535
i don't even take pictures of myself tho

>>74931519

dà bái luǎn zi

>>74931519
bum_burglar

Found a kemalist Turkish qt,is she a keeper?

>>74931519
hidden_penis

>>74931519
notmichaeljfox

>>74931519
wewuzdutch

>>74931519
lowlandmanlet

>>74931519
millimeter_peter

>>74932510
>>74932338
>>74932222
>>74932139
are you the same person

>>74932577
delet this

>>74931939
wtf does that mean

>>74932663
I_want_marriage

>>74932663
big white penis

>>74932663
im actually proud of the name desu, you should honor me and use it

>>74932734
it's pretty good desu
clever

>>74931519
wife_is_dying2

>>74932864
thanks for linking me a bowie song a while back, I never actually listened to him before and now I've been listening to that album nonstop.

>>74909546
You know why luso doesn't have?
Everyone is a piece of shit there, they're all trying to be the whitest.
Do you really think that girls care about that?
When everyone starts to behave like a normal person there, I'll probably go there too. I left that shitplace last year.
And even remember yesterday that the cat girl was there and people were insulting her.

>>74931519
Colgate

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>>74933136
>When everyone starts to behave like a normal person there
>símios
>a comportarem-se como pessoas

Literalmente impossível.

>>74933136
t. cat girl

>>74933136
are you a cute porkncheese girl? be my gf

>>74933185
>yfw that's a real account with some Thai girl going by the name Colgate
Fuckign Thais

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>work hard on a message to someone
>like 5 puns directly linking towards their profile
>they read the message, don't look at my profile or even reply

>>74933450
super long messages come across as creepy
just keep it like 3 sentences or so

/simonna94

not sure if there's a point of getting her naked, but...

>>74931763
Haha h-hey :)

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>Venezuelan views my profile
Stopit! you need to be focusing on survival!

>>74933732
givo el green cardo

Gonna go offer since third worlders the BAC

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would you trust him with your daughter, /cp/?

what's the "requests" section for on the profile?
just joined and setting things up

>>74934823
That's where you tell degenerates/people who want to use you as a dictionary to fuck off.

>>74935011
goodness gracious, I hope no one actually bothers with trying to learn my language, I just want some foreign tits desu

>/butterfly222 view my account
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS

>>74935057
Nobody wants to learn Swedish, just English (or Korean). Just steer clear of Russians if you aren't game for that. Most of the Russians are normies and/or lack the proficiency in English to hold an actual conversation.

>>74935064
aw man
shes kinda cute too
makes you wonder what she would be like if she werent a turbo autist

>>74935128
>shes kinda cute too
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>74935109
well the thing is is that there are hordes upon hordes of russians and 75% of russians aged 16-24 are at least a 6/10
i say it's worth giving a try, but try avoiding the normies with poor english
but there are definitely too many qts there to not ignore
just ignore mine pls

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>>74934606
No.
Not even pic related

>>74935198
In my 2 years on the site I've only met 2 Russians I could ever really talk to for more than a week. It's worth a shot, but if they didn't put anything on their profile or wrote "I'm shy and don't message first" move on.

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>>74935171
>he thinks this is disgusting
i'd say she's a 5.5/10, but definitely has potential if she took care of herself more
i mean she doesnt look overly autistic
eh well most girls wear makeup, plenty of 7/10+ i know look like that without makeup
i can't tell if her arms are just super hairy or if those are cut marks though

>>74935109
seems to be a trend that people put whatever dick/pussy they wanna get in their "learning" sections

>>74935257
some are cool, though. I tend to find the ones with flippant or edgy profiles and are into art/film/vidya/music are pretty decent. Like their profile won't be like "hi i am lera i am student at university i study korean language!" and more like "psychology. [bands]. that's all you need to know."
one was into my /mu/sic, and was gonna recommend me some hipster music. I was already wearing the shirt of the band she sent me lol

Was gangnam style the start of the Koreaboo craze?

so I just did everything for the autoviewer script and for some reason it won't let me type in my password, what do?

>>74935543
idk senpai use qtcreeper

>>74935690
alright so I was able to put in my password but now I keep getting an error, what do now

>>74935824
i'd guess that means your password isn't right or something
i realized the other day that i had been putting in the wrong username into there for awhile and that's why it didn't work. I was using the username of my old profile with the password on my new one
only reason i can think of
what's your password and username? i can do it for you :)

>>74924786
I agree. I just need a slut in my life desu

Which one of you nerds is this? /IsabelleFr

>>74935888
both my username and password are correct, so I don't know what else could be wrong
>I can do it for you :)
:^)

>>74935447
No, only a symptom. It was Korean Boy Bands who started it.

>tfw even if you don't lose interest in a qt and stop replying you inevitably do something to alienate them and make them stop replying
why's this shit so hard bros

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>>74924697
>>74924855
Not Pixar but still close enough

>she lists her measurements
https://www.interpals.net/julianana

>>74936015
she messaged me a bit, her norwegian is shit and apparently has a norwegian bf, she is pretty stupid as well

>>74935447
I'm pretty sure it came before actually. Retarded western girls were listening to kpop for a while.

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>>74936015
that is some next level thottery
>>74936043
>bf
>lists her measurements and says she's interested in Romance/Flirting

>talking to finnish qt
>she keeps using ":D" and other forms of it like ":DDD" and ":D:D:D"
is it bad this makes me lust after her more

Korea is fucking boring and I do not understand what anyone sees in this country.
>inb4 u2

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>>74936015
>Just be my self

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>Still no Russian gf

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>it's 7:30 am in Kazakhstan and my qt still hasn't woken up

/ellenalins messaged me
Is she actually a she?

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>>74936609
I see

>tfw I used to fap 4 times a day but was rejected by the qt I was talking to, and now I haven't fapped in 3 weeks

>>74937039
I only masturbate now to complete the routine and feel alive. If I don't masturbate, I will thnik I finally lost it and kill myself. masturbating makes me think I'm stll horny and therefore alive

>>74937039
>>74937055

What the actual fuck are these posts.

>american not fapping because of depression
>turk fapping because of depression

The things you learn about how culture can affect how you handle depression

I can see a paper in the near future

>Etno-cultural impact on masturbation frequency on individuals with depression in young adult males.

>>74937148
I can see it now
Rape is now legal for refugees in Europe. It is their coping mechanism for depression.

>>74935938
Are you me

>>74937183

tfw, it will happen inside our lifetime.
tfw Serbia will never be a part of Europe and therefore not affected.

Feels good

>>74937239
as if they wont inevitably pour into your country one way or another.

>>74937282
>implying

Nobody would want to come here, and if they want I say let them come.
Over Bosnia so they can clear up all those mines

>>74937318
I cringed when I saw a cafe called "Cafe Syria" in your train station

>>74937347
>Cafe Syria
You sure you didn't misread that senpai ?
Used the train to belgrade a few times, but to be honest I wasn't paying much attention to the nearby cafes

Though it wouldn't be the first and not the last, we have plenty of retarded names for whatever you want, cafes, theatres, streets, buildings, clubs...

>>74937458
https://foursquare.com/v/suri/4f957d87e4b00fe6608efa78

>>74937561
Suri, not Syria mate

You still pissed ?

>>74937683
Suri means Syria in Arabic

They had Arabic signs on their windows

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>>74935938
>tfw you dropped a qt for over six months, then decide to view her profile again, and she immediately messages you again hoping you come back.

Round 2 baby

>>74936913

Take me to USA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a5BJxrarL0


>>74937813
Cool senpai, do they also sell arab stuff or just the local things ?

Also do you like yugo music ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOg7mj1_-sk

>>74936913

Is this Catgirl back

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>>74937901
Here are my favourite ex-yu songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwF-4EmtO-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HevhaG84Wo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMClna5m8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkmCnfn-G8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXpFH2f7JKs

>>74936152
Gib her ur benis :D :D :D

>Qt asks me to message her on whatsapp
>ohshitawinkyface.png
>things heating up
>unzip dick
>she's into it
>ask her to send me something
>"haha fuck off"

Blue-balling bitch.

Well, at least she said I had a nice dick.

>qt asks me when i wake up and when i go to bed so she can plan her schedule around me
wew
kazakh girls are supposed to be crazy, right?

>>74938107
>letting her blue ball you

just drop her completely desu.

>>74937982
Nice choices senpai

You even have soon to be our anthem budjav lebac :D

Do you speak Serbian ? You're from Bosnia right or at least your family ?

>Jebes skupstinu bez radikala

Kek it's right I've missed seselj in the parliament

I laughed so hard at the "welcome" they gave to that bitch Mogherini "The High Representative of EU"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nLKdFBsrb0

>>74938136
I she got removed from whatsapp immediately after that, I ain't got time to get lead on by some euroskank

>>74938129
Nah she just likes you enough to where she'll change here schedule around to talk to you more. I've had it happen a few times.

>>74938230
yeah i feel ya
it's just that this is what, day 3? maybe even 2, i lost track

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>>74938141
Just my great grandparents so I don't speak anything. There was also a lot of Bosnian war diaspora but a lot returned after. I have mixed heritage, not just Bosnian. Turkish, Georgian, etc.

>Kek it's right I've missed seselj in the parliament

I took that picture on 2014.

Also that video, kek. Reminds me of immature Turkish politicians.

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>>74938284
>>74938141
Also, why so insomniac, Serb bro? You are always on at this hour.

How do I nab a Brazilian qt?

>>74938284
Ah I see

You should have seen Seselj in the Hague, for 13 years he was insulting them all there, and managed to get not guilty verdict

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTtWqwD_iEY

Also

>Walter
>Vratice se Walter, jebace vam mater
Greatest irony being here is Walter was actually a Serb.
In real life at least, the character who he is based on.

>>74938310
I don't know what to tell you lad, fucked up my sleep schedule.
Also more of a night person always have been